Fantasy Footballers on Jared Goff

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Your top five running backs? This is not a shock. If you want to talk about like drafting predictability. Let's go Gibbs. Gibbs. Ken Bone Walker. Yeah. B. Yeah. Who else is? Who is James Cook? Oh, Derrick Henry. Derrick Henry. Derrick Henry's four. James Cook is ten right now. Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan Taylor's five. Cook was headed down week one. There's your top five. And then wide receivers. This shouldn't be too hard. Jason. Jason's one. Amon Ra. Number three. Who's your other? Seedy. Seedy's number two. Just thinking about my team. I'm just thinking about your team. Four and five though. Four and five are names that have not normally been there. We have a weird breaking news. Breaking news. The Philadelphia Eagles who just lost a tackle are sending two time Pro Bowl center Cam Juergens to the Ravens in exchange for picks. Are they folding? Are they? What are we doing here? That's a little surprising. Shouldn't they like be acquiring all the offensive linemen? Well, they brought Damien Pierce up to the active roster so they don't figure. So Damien Pierce will be the guy. Remember what we talked about? We didn't know who of the three practice squads it would be. That's a weird one. I think. I think Nick Sirianni's odds to get fired midseason are going up by the minute. Nick Sirianni's in trouble. Philly is impatient. Philly's impatient. And also, despite the Super Bowls and Super Bowl victory as well, I'm pretty sure everyone there hates him. They've wanted him out. I love. I just love the part where it's always another OC or another this or another that. Wow. JSN, CeeDee Lamb, Almond Ra. The next two at wide receiver. Do you got them? You should be on. Olavi's four. Mike? I think, yeah. Oh, Zay Flowers? No. No. Because he missed. I don't know. It's going to be one of your guys. Who? One of your guys. One of your guys. Oh, Christian Watson. Yeah, he held on. All right. Six is Tett, seven is Devontae Adams. And then, tight ends. You know who the number one tight end is right now? George Kittle? Yes. Oh, man. Yes. Dude. Yes. That dude's a man. That dude is awesome. Stop betting against George. He has the most touchdowns of the position. And then, Trey McBride? Yeah. Number three, Mike? I want to know. Oh, number three. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. Oh, yes! Oh! And number four? Oh, man. I want to know where Brock Bowers is, considering he's eight. He's eight. Yeah. Dang. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. Number four is the Laporta potty. Okay, yeah. And then number five is Travis Kelsey. Yep. Oh, that makes sense. So there you go. There's your top score. Juwan Johnson. Good for you, man. I also enjoy the fact that the top five quarterbacks are the top five scores all together. And then Dumir Gibbs and Walker break in. There's quite an overlap of quarterbacks and tight ends. Because you said Goff is in there, right? Yes. So Goff Laporta, Purdy Kittle, Shuck, Juwanson. And Mahomes is not far behind, by the way. Mahomes is number nine right n