From the episode
Jared Goff did not make the cut... looks like he works for Facebook... Ryan Gosling's less attractive brother... Jared Goff may be the most just kind of a guy of all time... his hot wife makes him less hot.
STACKED’s take
Jared Goff ranked 18th; tall and nice but lacks charisma; wife's attractiveness paradoxically makes him less hot.
Jared Goff ranked 18th in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. Multiple commenters compared him to Ryan Gosling's less attractive brother, which is still considered very attractive. Other comments described him as looking like he works for Facebook, having eyes that glaze over, and being the guy in IT who isn't actually cute but seems cute in comparison. One commenter noted he's tall and nice, and another said he's the most just kind of a guy of all time—gets hotter when the stadium chants his name but somehow becomes less hot because his wife (Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kristen Harper) is more attractive. Overall assessment: he's a perfectly fine-looking young man, average but really tall, with no offensive features but lacking the charisma or 'riz' of higher-ranked quarterbacks.
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