The Hottest NFL QBs, Ranked
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2 hr 5 min
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Aug 8, 2026
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Sat, August 8, 2026
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Bryce YoungBaker MayfieldBo NixBrock PurdyCaleb WilliamsCam WardDaniel JonesDrake MayeFernando MendozaJ.J. McCarthyJared GoffJayden DanielsKirk CousinsMatthew Stafford
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Baker Mayfield
PositiveValue50:06
Ranked 8th–10th across the panel, with one woman ranking him first overall. Panelists emphasized that his appeal is primarily 'aura,' 'energy,' and 'behavior-based' rather than traditional physical attractiveness. One panelist stated 'he's top 10 for me just because he's fucking cool, and you feel that.' Noted for having 'figured out the beard thing' and possessing a 'devil may care' attitude. Described as having 'greaser energy' and 'reformed bad boy' appeal. One woman noted he 'would be funny to drink a beer with' and another said 'I want to go out and hang out on his boat.' Panelists cautioned that his aura is difficult to emulate and that 'you can't fake the aura and confidence and swagger that he has.'
Insight pageBo Nix
NegativeValue18:00
Bo Nix ranked 23rd in the composite hot quarterback rankings, a significant gap below Craig Horlbeck's personal ranking of 11th. The seven ranked him much lower than expected. Commenters described him as Drake May but short, fratty-looking, young, and like the biggest douche in your frat. One commenter said he wouldn't ignore her at a party, but she would ignore him back. Another described him as looking like an investment banker (derogatory) and a lacrosse player. Someone noted he's always so red. Overall assessment: he has conventional qualities but ranks lower than anticipated, with a villainous Disney character appearance.
Insight pageBrock Purdy
NegativeValue34:00
Brock Purdy ranked 13th in the hotness rankings despite significant disagreement among panelists (one ranked him 32nd, another 10th). Super Troopers described him as a cute, boyish guy who looks young (like he's 12 years old) and doesn't have a noticeable look; one voter noted he came into a Lululemon and staff didn't know he was an NFL quarterback. Voter comments compared him to a Disney Channel original movie quarterback and friend-zone tier (fun to hang out with but not date). However, one-third of women had him in their top 10, and only 5% had him in their bottom 10, suggesting he is safe. His 6'1", 220 lb frame and confidence from being the final draft pick and earning $50 million annually may elevate his appeal.
Insight pageBryce Young
PositiveValue42:00
Bryce Young ranked 12th in the hottest quarterback rankings. Super Troopers described him as a cutie patootie (more so than Brock Purdy) with a great smile and nice looks in a monotone suit. Voter comments praised him as unexpectedly dreamy, with some ranking him top three based on looks alone. One voter's wife ranked him top three despite seeing an infamous photo of him with a backpack. Voters noted his baby face will serve him well in his 30s and 40s, and he could age like fine wine. Height awareness affected some voters' rankings.
Insight pageNegativeValue42:39
Ranked 8th–13th across the panel (8th, 11th, 13th), with discussion centered on physical appearance rather than fantasy football metrics. The source notes he is 5'10", shorter than most other quarterbacks in the ranking, which some panelists docked him for; one panelist stated 'It matters to me that all these other guys are like 6'6 and he's 5'10.' Consensus feedback highlighted his smile, cheekbones, and hairline as strengths, but grooming choices—specifically a 'chin cushion' (partial facial hair covering only the chin)—were cited as a significant detractor by multiple women panelists.
Insight pageCaleb Williams
PositiveValue56:24
Ranked 9th–11th across the panel. Consensus feedback highlighted 'incredible skincare routine,' 'very secure in his masculinity,' and 'great structure.' Panelists noted he has a 'Gen Z quality' and 'Harry Styles freeness' that is 'rare in an athlete.' One panelist stated 'Not everyone can get away with that, you know? He owns it.' Described as having a 'devil may care' attitude similar to Baker Mayfield. One woman noted 'Caleb Williams, way more hot now that the bears are pretty good,' suggesting that team success and winning enhance his appeal. Panelists noted that when he keeps his beard 'manicured,' he looks better, as an unruly beard 'only works for a certain type.'
Insight pageCam Ward
NegativeValue8:00
Cam Ward ranked very low in the hot quarterback rankings exercise. Multiple commenters noted he looks like he's in high school and looks 16 years old. He's described as very young-looking, similar to Drake May but even more so in terms of youthfulness.
Insight pageDaniel Jones
NegativeValue6:00
Daniel Jones ranked 24th in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. He had more asterisks than any other player regarding his appearance, with comments heavily dependent on whether he has a beard. Multiple women said he's top five with the beard and bottom five without it. Other comments described him as having bug eyes, a punchable face, and looking like a Pixar character. One commenter said he looks like Shrek after he drank the handsome potion. His eyes are noted as being too close together, and he has an unsettling stare that makes him look like he doesn't blink. One commenter compared him to Norman Bates from Psycho. Overall assessment: his appearance is highly variable depending on the photo and whether he has a beard.
Insight pageDrake Maye
NegativeValue3:00
Drake May ranked 17th in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. Commenters noted he has a baby face and looks very young—described as looking 12 years old, gangly, and like a 14-year-old who hasn't filled out yet. Multiple women said he looks like someone who had a hot face but squished it together like a sandwich, and that he's several years away from being hot but definitely adorable. One comment noted his neck is as wide as his head, which was flagged as an unusual feature. Overall assessment: he will likely be hot in the 2029 season but currently ranks as average-looking among NFL quarterbacks.
Insight pageFernando Mendoza
NegativeValue12:00
Fernando Mendoza ranked 18th in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. Commenters noted he has a baby face but that Esquire photos moved him up the list significantly. When he doesn't smile, he looks more childish, but when he does the 'blue steel' look without smiling, he looks good with a big jaw. One commenter said if they were 16 years old, Mendoza would be in their top three. Another noted he's conventionally very attractive but a dweeb. Overall assessment: he's expected to be very hot going into 2029 but currently ranks as average; his appeal is heavily dependent on styling and expression.
Insight pageJ.J. McCarthy
NegativeValue20:00
JG McCarthy ranked 31st in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. He was grouped with Bo Nix and Drake May as looking alike, with one commenter noting they look like the same person and comparing them to central casting for the douchey frat in Animal House. He's described as a generic white guy and looks like a central casting douche.
Insight pageJared Goff
NegativeValue6:00
Jared Goff ranked 18th in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. Multiple commenters compared him to Ryan Gosling's less attractive brother, which is still considered very attractive. Other comments described him as looking like he works for Facebook, having eyes that glaze over, and being the guy in IT who isn't actually cute but seems cute in comparison. One commenter noted he's tall and nice, and another said he's the most just kind of a guy of all time—gets hotter when the stadium chants his name but somehow becomes less hot because his wife (Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kristen Harper) is more attractive. Overall assessment: he's a perfectly fine-looking young man, average but really tall, with no offensive features but lacking the charisma or 'riz' of higher-ranked quarterbacks.
Insight pageJayden Daniels
PositiveValue30:54
Jaden Daniels ranked 14th in the hotness rankings, though Super Troopers believed this was a misstep and had him higher (one panelist ranked him 4th). Voters praised his beautiful smile, charisma, clear skin, style, confidence, and cool demeanor, with one noting he has not played enough games yet for people to realize how hot he is. His rookie year and subsequent missed time may have limited exposure. Super Troopers noted an anchoring effect from his first photo and that his mother's constant presence at events might dock his rating if women knew about it.
Insight pageKirk Cousins
NegativeValue15:00
Kirk Cousins ranked 19th in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. Multiple commenters described him as conventionally very attractive but a dweeb, with an uncanny valley quality—like a really well-done robot or AI influencer. His teeth are really white, his eyes are really blue, and he has a mannequin-esque quality. Two women ranked him first in their personal rankings, describing him as 'would treat me right' and positioning him as the hottest divorced dad at the school pickup. One commenter compared him to Gary from Team America World Police. Overall assessment: he's a good-looking guy but with dweeb energy; he's the premium t-shirt model of quarterbacks.
Insight pageMatthew Stafford
NegativeValue43:14
Ranked 7th–21st across the panel (7th, 11th, 21st), with significant divergence in individual rankings. Panelists noted he has aged well, with 'salt and pepper' hair and 'girl dad energy' cited as attractive qualities. However, multiple women panelists (more than three) commented extensively on his veneers, with one noting 'some of the most egregious veneers I've ever seen' and another saying 'would be higher without the veneers.' Consensus that he looks better in a hat, particularly a backwards cap. Comparison made to Tom Brady's aging trajectory—looking significantly better now than in his early career.
Insight pageShedeur Sanders
NegativeValue60:14
Ranked 8th overall, with one panelist having ranked him 4th individually. Panelists described him as 'very handsome' with a 'megawatt smile' and 'unexpectedly measured temperament through the ups and downs of his rookie year.' However, multiple contextual factors were cited as detractors: he plays for the Cleveland Browns (described as 'the Cleveland stink'), he is on the same team as Deshaun Watson ('the stink of Deshaun is on Shedeur'), and he is 'not very good.' One panelist noted age as a factor, stating 'Shedeur was not alive for 9-11 and is therefore a baby,' suggesting he reads as 'cute' rather than 'hot.' Despite these negatives, panelists agreed that 'in a vacuum, he's definitely a good looking dude.'
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1:05put all the hot quarterback segments and the rankings in one episode?
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1:51Okay, let's get to the reason people are here, which is the hot quarterback rankings.
1:56I'm fired up. I'm fired up. All seven members of the seven have sent in their rankings.
2:01And we did, in fact, actually do a very massive, large, you'd be shocked how scientific composite.
2:07We had hundreds of submissions, correct? All seven. All seven.
2:10Hundreds and hundreds of the seven sent it in.
2:13And we actually, you would never believe how scientific we were about compiling it all, but we have it.
2:19And we have these. He's being serious. No, we did.
2:22He spent a lot of time working on this.
2:25Probably way too much. And so the rankings, we are going to unveil them.
2:29We're going to have our sweet 16, the sexy 16.
2:33Craig and I don't know the rankings, by the way.
2:36Yeah, you two don't know it. So Cam. He's keeping this form from us.
2:40We have our own. The three of us have our own composite.
2:44And then the seven has their own that we have yet to see who have built their top 32.
2:50We're going to unveil the top 16, but today we're going to talk about the four who didn't make the cut.
2:57So technically, this would be 17 to 20. These are the honorable mentions.
3:01So how do we want to do this? Do you want me to just unveil basically the final four out here?
3:08Yeah. And I'll show you one at a time?
3:11A little drum roll? Yeah. Just read right through them.
3:14Yeah. You want me to tell you the four names?
3:17You want to go one at a time? I think you should just tell me the four names.
3:23Okay. So the final four out. Okay. First four out.
3:26Yeah, right. First four out. Just use March Madness parlance.
3:29Again, these guys did not rank, did not meet our 16 hottest quarterbacks.
3:33They're not in the top half hottest quarterbacks. They're not above average.
3:37Yeah. So without further ado. Okay. The first four players out of the hottest quarterbacks of 2026.
3:43Drake May did not make the cut. Okay. Jared Goff did not make the cut.
3:47Can see that. Fernando Mendoza and Kirk Cousins back to back.
3:51These are basically been voted as average looking men.
3:54The GQ bump didn't get him in? I have.
3:57So Craig, you have compiled hot photos of these men.
4:00Cam, why don't we start with Drake May? I have comments from the seven that I thought were representatives that not only did people send rankings, they sent.
4:09So yeah, Drake May. Look at Drake May here.
4:12So not only did we have rankings, but people included comments.
4:15And I want to read you the comments on Drake May.
4:19So some of the comments that I thought summed up what a lot of women said.
4:24Drake May said, I'm going to anonymize a lot of these.
4:27Okay. So among the comments about Drake May, will always look 12.
4:31Yep. He does have a baby face. Yeah. He does.
4:34Drake May kind of looks like someone who had a hot face, but then you squished it together like a sandwich.
4:41That's just mean. Drake May, several years away from getting anywhere near hot, but definitely adorable.
4:46Okay. He's going to be hot in the 2029 season.
4:49He'll be hot. A lot of women said, looked up his wedding photos.
4:54I recognized his wife. Okay. From the big TikToks.
4:56Right. And then someone said, looks 12, but also somehow looks 50.
5:00Feels like he loves booty calls and he would take all of your tater tots when you're not looking.
5:06He looks like he loves booty calls. And then he's got a little frat vibe going on.
5:12For sure. The one that stuck with me. I don't know why it was.
5:16Drake May looks like he should try the beard thing, but the problem is his neck is as wide as his head.
5:23And that does something for me. Oh, they like the thing.
5:27That's good. I don't know if they, I don't know what it does.
5:31I don't know if it's good or bad, but now that they say it, it's true.
5:36His neck is as wide as his head. And I just can't stop staring at it now.
5:41Yeah. I think, I think Drake May is going to have the, and I don't know where Daniel Jones lands on this list.
5:49He's going to have a similar Daniel Jones glove.
5:52I feel like Daniel Jones in the last year or two looks like he became an adult.
5:57Drake May is going to, at some point turn into an adult.
6:01Right now he looks to me like a frat boy.
6:04I think, I think the difference though, is I think Daniel Jones has like chronic Eli Manning syndrome where he just looks like bewildered in every picture.
6:13Yeah. He's kind of caught looking. He has like resting dopey face.
6:17Yeah. Yeah. And I think Drake May, Drake, the interesting thing about Drake May, I feel like, you know, what's great is
6:24those four quarterbacks that you listed, Heifetz, for me, all of them lie between 16 and 21 in my ranking.
6:30So I kind of hit it. They're average. Aggressively middle.
6:33Yeah. I think Daniel Jones had more player, Daniel Jones, who was basically came in 24th here.
6:39He's an honorable mention as well. We get, I'll throw up a Daniel Jones picture.
6:43Do we have one? Yeah. Like Daniel Jones had more asterisks than any player about with or without beard and his eyes and his hair.
6:51Like literally, I mean, one of the comments for Daniel Jones was, yeah, only with long hair.
6:57A lot of them said he has bug eyes and a punchable face.
7:01And there was a lot of them said. He looks like a Pixar character to me.
7:06He does. That one does. He has a group of women said Daniel Jones is top five with the beard and bottom five without the beard.
7:14He's top five with the beard. I didn't say it.
7:18I said three women decided that together. I can see where they're coming from.
7:22I would definitely would not put him top five.
7:25But there's times where I see a picture of Daniel Jones.
7:28I'm like, oh, he got hot kind of. But then there's other pictures where I'm like, oh, never mind.
7:35He does look great with the beard. Wow. Daniel Jones, somebody emailed in and said, Daniel Jones looks like Shrek after he drank the handsome potion.
7:43There's there. Which is kind of also true. Good God, Craig, this picture you said that doesn't even look like him.
7:50He looks he looks really good. Yeah. Other comments on Daniel Jones.
7:53Eyes are too close together. Question mark. Someone just wrote gross.
7:57It just really depends on the picture you look at.
8:00He looks great with a beard. There's something about the eyes that he has a stare that I can't quite.
8:06He like really locks in or something in a way that's kind of unsettling.
8:11Looks like he doesn't blink. Someone I'll tell you what it is.
8:15Someone said that he looks like Norman Bates. Oh, which is fucking brutal.
8:19That's the character in Psycho. Yeah. I don't think that's me.
8:22I didn't say it. I think to go back to Drake May, though, for the honorable mention, I think Drake May.
8:29If you described him on paper, it seems really hot.
8:32Yeah. But I think he has like he I agree.
8:36He looks like a like a 14 year old kid who like he was like he's the biggest kid in his grade.
8:43And he's like he hasn't quite caught up yet.
8:45Like everything hasn't quite filled in yet. He's just like grew too fast.
8:50Gangly. Yeah. He looks a little bit, you know, he's just young.
8:53Some guys are too like Cam Ward is at least like that.
8:57As I was Cam Ward ranked very low in this exercise and everyone had the same commentary, which is basically Cam Ward
9:04kind of looks like he's in high school. Cam Ward looks like 16 years old.
9:09Yeah. Drake May is not quite that, but he looks very young.
9:13Drake. Do you think Drake can grow a beard?
9:16I kind of don't. His follow up. Like he looks so clean shaven that sometimes like you don't even see five o'clock shadow trickling in.
9:24He's follically challenged. I don't think on his face.
9:27So who else do we have to just go?
9:29We have Kirk. So the other one. Jared Goff.
9:32Next one. Yeah. I've heard. Oh, so if you're on Spotify, you can watch video too.
9:37Or if you're watching, go watch us on Netflix.
9:40Yeah. If you want to participate here, you also can Google these people.
9:45You know what they look like. I have women in my life who think Jared Goff is hot, straight hot.
9:51And he's like a Ryan Gosling light. Yes. He's like Ryan Gosling.
9:55So many people wrote Ryan Gosling's less attractive brother.
9:58Yeah. Which is still very attractive. You'll take that.
10:00Yeah. Other comments on Jared Goff that members of the seven, all seven women who listen to our show wrote in.
10:07On Jared Goff, looks like he works for Facebook.
10:10Okay. God, that's specific. Someone, my eyes glaze over whenever I see him.
10:14Someone wrote, State Farm is rubbing their hands together waiting for Jared Goff to retire.
10:19The meme. Someone wrote, Jared Goff's the guy in IT who's not actually cute, but you do just think he's cute in comparison.
10:26And maybe he's got some jokes while we figure out why you can't open Outlook.
10:31He's tall and nice. Tall and nice. Someone wrote, Jared Goff looks like he hosts game nights every week, but only wants to play Catan.
10:39Okay. He's very specific. Very specific. I love the specificity.
10:42And someone wrote, Jared Goff may be the most just kind of a guy of all time.
10:48Gets hotter when the stadium chants his name, but somehow, weirdly, his hot wife makes him less hot.
10:53Yeah. He has a very pretty wife. She's a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.
10:58Yeah. He's doing just fine. From what I understand.
11:01I actually get it. If you Google Jared Goff wife, the first photo does make, she really mogs him in all these photos.
11:08There's like a lot of video. There's a lot of videos floating around the internet ether of her finding out that I forget what she found out.
11:16She's like at some Sports Illustrated. She had to move to Detroit.
11:20I don't know what it was, but she's in, she's in a bathing suit and finding something out and, you know, credit to him for, for that.
11:29Yeah. I think Jared Goff is like a perfectly fine looking young man.
11:33Yes. If he wasn't an NFL quarterback, where would he rank?
11:37He's tall. Height, I think was the biggest thing that it was factored in for some and not others.
11:43And Austin, Austin forwarded on the video, by the way, she found out that he got his first win.
11:49Damn, you pulled that up quick. He had that on speed dial.
11:53Yeah. Yeah. That really had that one bookmarked. Why'd you have that really quick?
11:57Weird. What's her name? Sorry. We should say her name for the record.
12:01For your record. So people can look and see for themselves.
12:05Her name is Kristen Harper. Yeah. There we go.
12:08Yeah. Look, I think this is the, I think the seven nailed it and he's properly ranked.
12:13I think works, looks like he works for Facebook is really funny.
12:17So the next, so yeah, anything else than Jared Goff?
12:20I think that you're right. He's, he's, he's average, but he's really tall, which I think is the hardest thing for men to understand.
12:28I don't know why it's such a big deal to be six foot five, but he is.
12:33He doesn't, he doesn't have the, the riz from what I've seen.
12:37There's, there's nothing offensive about, you know, when you talk about Daniel Jones, there's like kind of things that you're like, his eyes, something.
12:45Jared Goff is like very. Very like, like uncontroversial.
12:48It kind of like his play style. He doesn't do anything terribly.
12:51Yeah. Even if the ceiling isn't there everywhere, it's like, there's no true massive weaknesses.
12:56Yeah. It's a good point. Okay. The next one here, 18 was Fernando Mendoza, which I'll admit was not ranked by everybody.
13:03Some people just rank Kirk, but Fernando Mendoza, some of the comments that Fernando Mendoza being 18th are my favorite one.
13:10That's a pizza delivery guy. Okay. Name's Norm. I live with my folks up in Pocono.
13:15Some woman wrote about Fernando Mendoza, bit of a baby face, but the Esquire photos really moved them up the list.
13:22I know. I was going to say those Esquire photos are doing work.
13:26Can we pull that up? Those are included. Oh yeah.
13:29That one, that one definitely. This is another guy who going into 2029 will be very hot.
13:34Yeah. Look, here's, here's what I'll say about Mendoza.
13:37I think when, when he like does the like blue steel, he looks good.
13:42Like when he doesn't do the big smile, almost like makes him a little bit more childish looking.
13:48The Esquire cover, he's got a big old jaw.
13:50He looks great. And he's not speaking. So you can't realize that he, like, because the, someone nailed it, which was, let's flip and go.
13:58If I was 16 years old, Mendoza would be in my top three.
14:03Somebody wrote. That's a really funny. I thought it was great.
14:06And then someone wrote, your mom would be thrilled to have Fernando Mendoza as a son-in-law.
14:11Yeah. We're not, yeah. It's hard to separate what we know about him.
14:15Right. Yes. That's part of this. That's part of this.
14:19Yeah. And someone, and someone wrote about Mendoza and Kirk Cousins, conventionally very attractive just to dweeb.
14:24Mm-hmm. Yeah. Which I thought they'll do. Yeah. And then Kirk Cousins.
14:28I mean, we all know Kirk Cousins. You know, we know his game.
14:32Do we have any pictures of Fernando Mendoza with a beard?
14:35No, I don't think he has one. Kirk Cousins, though.
14:39That's a little bit of Kohl's Cash chain, which, Craig, I thought was a good selection.
14:44Thank you. Because that's kind of his energy in a nutshell.
14:47Kohl's Cash chain. Conventionally very attractive just to dweeb.
14:50Someone else wrote, daddy would treat me right. And then, yeah, youth group leader.
14:55Would treat me right. Would treat me right. Someone put him first and was like, someone, I think two women wrote in
15:02and would put Kirk Cousins was first. And they're like, would, yeah, just would treat me right.
15:07Like, Kirk Cousins to me is like, if like a divorced mom is picking up her kid from school and she looks
15:14over and sees Kirk Cousins picking up his kid and he's also a divorced dad, you're like, holy shit, I found the guy.
15:21Yeah. Yeah, he's first. This is the hottest dad at this school.
15:25Yeah. Um, I've long thought that he looks just like Gary from Team America World Police.
15:30It's like uncanny. Google. Hold on. I'm going to send this picture over.
15:35Wow. What a pull. It's quite jarring when you see them next to each other.
15:39Oh, my God. How have you never mentioned this before?
15:43I have mentioned this many times. Maybe just not to you guys.
15:46No, you could go dig up a tweet from 2016 probably for me on this.
15:51There is kind of like a mannequin-esque quality to Kirk.
15:54Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like, it's like a little, he's like teeth are really white.
16:00His eyes are really blue. Yeah, yeah. Uncanny Valley.
16:03Oh, my God. That is so. He does kind of look like a really, really well done robot.
16:09Like, if I told you some of these photos are AI, you'd be like, it was probably the Kirk photos are AI.
16:16This picture that's up right now, Kirk Cousins is a premium t-shirt model.
16:20Yeah. That photo is one of those, like, we made up an AI influencer.
16:24Like, if you want a premium t-shirt. Tilly Norwood and Kirk Cousins are dating.
16:29Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Nice looking.
16:32Dweeb. Dweeb, but good looking. I think this is very interesting that they are the first four out, and I think the seven nailed it.
16:40I think this is spot on. Yeah. I think that it works.
16:44I agree. I think that especially the idea that these guys going forward are above average.
16:49I think that these guys being average is perfect.
16:52Yeah. By the way, thank you to the seven for the commentary.
16:56Oh, my God. The editorializing is great. There are some incredible comments.
17:00I mean, there are just, I can't wait as we go into this.
17:04There are just some amazing things that people said about these people.
17:08I mean, we might have to get a, honestly, the meanest ones are the funniest.
17:12So I might have to edit those. I don't know what we'll do with those.
17:17We don't want to be mean. This is not good looking guys.
17:21Yeah. Yeah. I enjoyed the comments though, especially the mean ones.
17:24They were funny. We probably won't let them see the light of day.
17:29But yeah. So we're going to unveil those at the beginning of each week.
17:33Does this align with your guys' rankings? Is anything here like completely out of whack?
17:38Did you have any of these four guys in the top five or the top 10 or anything like that?
17:44I don't think so. I think this was pretty in line.
17:48Yeah. It's pretty in line. I thought Drake May would come in higher.
17:52But for the most part, I had Goff, Cousins, and Drake May actually exactly in that range.
17:57Yeah. I'd made 22nd. And I had Goff and Cousins next to each other.
18:02Yeah. Yeah. Me too. And then who was the other one we were talking about?
18:07I had Mendoza higher. So I'm 16. Yeah. Do you want me to...
18:11Can I just tell you a couple of the other people who came in, the people behind them who also missed the cut?
18:18You just want to read mean comments? No. I actually could read much more meaner comments.
18:23But it's Sam Darnold, Kyler Murray, and Bo Nix.
18:26We're the next up? Oh, wow. They did not make it.
18:30And Bo Nix didn't make it. I bring it up because Bo Nix didn't make it.
18:35And I think he's the biggest gap. Wow. Is Bo Nix...
18:38Craig, I see you have Bo Nix as 11th in your rankings.
18:42But the seven weighed in and they put Bo Nix 23rd.
18:46Wow. Bo Nix to me is just like Drake May, but short.
18:49Like kind of fratty looking. Like young. Definite like the biggest douche in your frat.
18:54Yeah. Someone wrote Bo Nix wouldn't ignore me at a party, but I would ignore him back.
19:00Someone wrote Bo Nix. Looks like an investment banker, derogatory.
19:03Lacrosse player. Yeah. And I think I just kind of thought he'd rank higher, but no.
19:08Me too. Where did you guys have Bo Nix?
19:11I had him quite low. Let me see. I had him 23rd.
19:15Someone wrote about Bo Nix. Why is he always so red?
19:18He's playing football. It's hot. I mean, I can relate to that, but yeah.
19:23Heifetz, where'd you have Nix? I had him 12th, right?
19:26Right with you. I had him as a top 12 guy.
19:29Yeah. I think he has conventional qualities to him, I think.
19:33But yeah, he looks like the villain in a Disney movie.
19:36He does. He does look like the villain in a Disney.
19:40So does Jackson Dart. Jackson Dart, I have to say, really looks like the villain in a Disney movie.
19:46Headband and everything. I struggled more with Dart than anybody.
19:49I'm going to be excited to see where Dart lands.
19:52I feel like. I could be anywhere. My guess is, and again, Heifetz has hidden the official rankings from Craig and I.
19:59My guess is Dart is going to be extremely high.
20:03Can I read one comment about Bo Nix that is very funny?
20:06That made me laugh. They just have JG McCarthy and Bo Nix next to each other as 30th and 31st.
20:13Oh, they have this. She wrote Bo Nix, McCarthy, Drake May, back to back to back.
20:18And they wrote, are these the same person? I'm Korean.
20:21I grew up in the South listening to Southern people saying that all Asian people look alike.
20:26And yet you're telling me you can tell the difference between these three versions.
20:31Dude, JG McCarthy and Nix definitely do look alike.
20:34That's really good. They look like. Just a generic white guy.
20:37They look like central casting for the douchey frat in Animal House.
20:41Yes. Okay. Great comment. Oh, that's awesome. I love that.
20:44It's really funny. You can't convince me these are not the same guy.
20:49Can I get a drum roll? The 16th hottest quarterback of the 2026 NFL season as voted on by all seven of
20:56the women who listen to the Ring of Fantasy Football Show is Jackson Dart, quarterback for the New York Giants.
21:0216. This is shocking. I have a theory. I'll tell you what.
21:06I know what your theory is and you're right.
21:09So much higher. Well, I have two theories. One, are people going to say he's a douche or the Trump thing?
21:15Both. Yes. People. He definitely suffered. You know, political alignment has taken a disproportionate impact.
21:20Women buy Nikes too, guys. Yeah. Look, we're playing for all 50 states.
21:24It's like, I, I, liberals buy Nikes. Women parameters on how they should judge hotness.
21:29Yeah. And I definitely will say. Vibes are a part of it.
21:33And also, yeah. And it was very fresh in the minds and a lot of people were upset about that.
21:39But I have a bunch of comments here about Jackson Dart.
21:43I will admit there was, there were a lot of frees and layups.
21:47I actually will. I'm not going to pull out a lot of data for the sexy contest, but I am going to pull it out for Jackson Dart.
21:56I want to add my, my second theory other than the Trump thing and like the vibes there.
22:02I also think he's just not that famous. And I think that helps a lot.
22:06Like, I think guys like Joe Burrow, who like everyone knows helps.
22:10And I think there's probably a lot of people who are like, this guy like barely played.
22:16Who even is he? Now he's not that hot.
22:19But it would, I think fame adds two points to your hot.
22:22That's true. I don't, I can't prove that that's true.
22:26There is another thing. Can you think of another reason that he was low?
22:30He's got too much shit on his head. He's too many accessories.
22:34I, it's, that's. That's one of those old man things you've ever said.
22:38Take that shit off your head. He's got a necklace.
22:41He's got shit all over his face. It's funny.
22:44We off son. Well, it's funny. I think I said that because the other thing that dragged him down, the people, the
22:51other reason people had him really low was, uh, he just looks young.
22:55And a lot of people that are like, it seemed like everyone 29 and older was like, that looks like a child.
23:02He looks like a high schooler. Um, but so Dart had the biggest standard deviation of any quarterback.
23:08He had, that's really the, that's really funny. He's the only quarterback that had more than 50 top 10 votes that had
23:15all more than 30 bottom 10 votes. Okay. Can we say, where did you guys have them?
23:21I had him ninth. Oh, I'd have to pull it up.
23:24I put him 15th. Can you just look where I had him?
23:28I think I don't have the sheet. High Fitz had him fifth.
23:32I think we were kind of like, you did, you did have him fifth.
23:36No, no, no. That's what I'm looking at. Oh yeah, you did fifth.
23:40Yeah. I mean, I think he's really, I mean, he's, he's a good looking man.
23:45So let me, can I read you some of the anonymous quotes?
23:49A little fan bias there. What did you have?
23:52That's his quarterback. That's my quarterback. Yeah. Well, you're wrong.
23:55Can I read you some of the comments with this?
23:58Not according to this. Craig's too high on him.
24:01These are the comments. The, the all seven of our women listeners wrote about Jackson Dart.
24:06These are all anonymous quotes. The NFL's hottest fuck boy.
24:09Yeah. Looks like he banged. Looks like he banged my best friend's mom.
24:14Yeah. Zach Wilson corollary. Seems like a 1980s teen movie villain.
24:17Yeah. For sure. Oh, big time. Yep. Him and Bo Nix would crush it.
24:22We haven't brought up the fact he has a mullet yet.
24:25But as a mullet. Stereotypically jock probably shoves someone into a locker in high school.
24:30Oh, big time. Nerds. And then so to the mullet.
24:33Nerd. Nerds. Political activity. This one I thought was so funny.
24:37Someone said political activity aside. Not every guy can look good in a curly mullet.
24:41Dart rocks it. And he looks a bit like a yossified Matthew Stafford.
24:46Okay. I don't know how to say that word out loud, but it's like, you know, like people write like, yeah, like why?
24:53Yossified. Yeah. Yossified. I don't know how to say that.
24:56Yossified. Yossified. Yeah. Okay. I don't say that word a whole lot.
25:00But yeah, look, I think what Jackson Dart lacks in traditional attractive qualities he makes up for in kind of just like confidence.
25:07Yes. He's an incredibly confident man. He's got swag or whatever.
25:11What is it? Riz, as the kids are saying.
25:14I feel like it's like if he's like talking to you at a bar, you kind of could be into it.
25:20You could be like, you know what? This guy's kind of got an energy to him.
25:25He's tall and really muscular. So there's that. That's what these guys are.
25:30No, no. They're not all tall, Craig. True. That's such a good call.
25:34All the tall ones are in the top 16.
25:37So that's my biggest theory. I have seen the rankings, the full rankings.
25:41You have not. I think height would really change this.
25:44If we just held the faces to the heights, I think a lot of these would change.
25:49If you're having to look them in the eyes.
25:52A couple other quotes that I thought were really funny about Jackson Dart.
25:56Has a dozen red flags and he's proud of all of them.
26:00That's good. Jackson Dart. Someone said, I know it wasn't his choice, but someone who spells Jackson with a with an X cannot be hot.
26:08I was going to ask if the X makes a difference here.
26:12Someone said, Jackson Dart would absolutely ruin my life.
26:15Complimentary. That's perfect. Girls love a bad boy. That's exactly right.
26:18Like one night in a bar. You're like, you know what?
26:22Let's fucking go for it. I'm not here. I'm not here for.
26:26I'm here for a good time. Not a long time.
26:29Is that. But yeah. So, yeah, I think. Hot if you're Genesee.
26:33So that's 16. Okay. Jackson Dart. The quotes delivered on that one.
26:37Number 15. Do I. Can I make you guys guess?
26:40Who do you think is next? Baker. And I'm going to spoil it and tell you, I bet you won't get it right.
26:47So with that said, can you guess? Sam Darnold.
26:50No, he was already out. Oh, was he out?
26:53Heifetz gave it away. Jordan Love. No. 15. This person's ahead of Jackson Dart.
26:57Oh, so you think this person doesn't deserve it?
27:00Aaron Rodgers. Tyler Shuck. Tyler Shuck is three on this list.
27:04No. I don't think they even know that he's like six foot five.
27:08Tyler Shuck. This is why we did it, boys.
27:11Because men don't know what women want. Men don't know.
27:14And Tyler Shuck. Well, I had Shuck nine. DK might know what women want.
27:19DK had Jackson Dart 15th and the seven had him 16th.
27:22DK had Tyler Shuck ninth. Yeah. Wow. I think he's traditionally attractive and he's tall.
27:27He's tall. I don't know if they know that though.
27:30I'm very tall. I would not describe him as traditionally attractive.
27:34You would? I don't know. He's got like a square jawed hair.
27:37I think that he's tall. He's rich. He has hair.
27:41They're rich compared to the other guys. They're all rich.
27:44Come on. Can I read you some of the quotes the seven wrote in about Tyler Shuck?
27:49Wow. Okay. He has kind eyes, Craig. Yeah. First of all, someone just wrote it about Tyler Shuck, which is so perfect for the photos.
27:57Also, if you're listening on Spotify, you can hit video and watch the video of this.
28:02Or on Netflix, put us on Netflix. This is a great segment for Netflix.
28:07Someone wrote in and just said, Tyler Shuck, smile more.
28:10Smile for me, baby. Come on. Someone said, Tyler Shuck, wonder bread looking ass.
28:14Yeah. Now this picture. This picture is good. I'm looking at the second sequel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, like dating Kristen Bell.
28:21I'm like, Joy Normo, get out of the shot.
28:24Like, I think he's like a great, like hold the purse for your girlfriend guy.
28:29Yes. Someone said, I'm sure I've seen this guy on The Bachelor before.
28:33Yeah. Oh, 100%. He's on the whole Bachelor, like rotation.
28:36All the different shows. He's really kind and will like take photos of his girlfriend.
28:41He'll take like 40 versions of the same photo for his girlfriend on Instagram.
28:46And their shoes aren't in any of them. And she's mad about that.
28:50Yeah. If you someone said, Tyler Shuck, if he wasn't a quarterback, he'd be pulling groupies as the cute front man for
28:57a pop punk band at a warehouse party. Definitely.
29:00I'm glad. Okay. Someone said, I hate that. I find Tyler Shuck attractive frat boy in a bad way, but I can't quit him.
29:07Wow. Oh, someone said sinister frat boy energy sinister.
29:10Really? Oh, I don't kiss. I was going to say he looks kind of wholesome to me.
29:16I agree. I think he looks. Yeah. So there is such a great word.
29:20Someone wrote, I wish he was my math tutor.
29:23Oh, geez. And then something I have to ask you guys about that.
29:27I just is a total blind spot. This is a nice photo of him.
29:32The one we're looking at. He's yeah. Okay. Someone wrote Tyler Shuck.
29:36Pretty cute. Points off for being an adult blonde man.
29:39Ah, I got to tell you. I didn't know that that was a thing.
29:43It's a thing. Can you please tell me about this?
29:46Is it a red flag to be a blonde?
29:49Is it like because I was blonde as a child?
29:52Even I was really blonde as a child. It's kind of like an unserious hair color for an adult man.
29:59Is that the idea? That's really good. That's so funny.
30:02I never thought about that. Heifetz, you were a blonde child?
30:06I was a very blonde. Yeah, I was dirty.
30:08Yeah, I was actually dirty blonde. Wow. Probably not as blonde.
30:12You were blonde. You were really blonde. I mean, DK, your son is very blonde.
30:17Calvin still has blonde hair. Yeah. Yeah. He might be guilty of this when he's an adult and has blonde hair.
30:23I think I might be getting a little too overwhelmed, but he's 15th on this list.
30:29This is still kind of middle average, I would say.
30:32He's not 6th. But average starting quarterback. Someone also said, my wife had to Google image him, this man's a blank sheet of printer paper.
30:40Yeah. And then the funniest comment was someone who wrote long sentences for other quarterbacks then just wrote Tyler Shuck dash forgettable.
30:47Okay. Which was me. Who's 14? 14. I think this is where I'm going to actually hold my line and say the seven are wrong.
30:5514 is Jaden Daniels for the Washington Commanders. Oh, yeah.
30:58I had him way higher. I think that this is the first real misstep from the seven.
31:03I have him 13, so I'm right on here.
31:06Oh, interesting. Okay. I had him four. Really? I think he's a good looking man.
31:11Look at that smile. He's a good looking man.
31:14I don't know. So someone wrote. What do I know?
31:17That's why we consulted the seven. The comments on Jaden Daniels.
31:21Beautiful smile. Charisma out the ass. Clear skin. Could stand to gain a few pounds, but that's between him and God.
31:27He's a little skinny. He's a little skinny. And then someone wrote, he has style confidence.
31:32He has cool, effortless demeanor. Long lean. Fantastic angular bone structure.
31:36Million watts smile. I prefer my men a little thick, but Jaden looks great.
31:40It's surprising. He's only 14, considering some of these compliments.
31:44Someone else wrote, I'd smoke a joint with Jaden Daniels, but I wouldn't fuck him.
31:48He does have like that saying. How do you say it?
31:52Song Freud? Like the he's just cool under pressure.
31:55Yeah. He's another guy whose confidence to me elevates his looks.
31:58I thought someone nailed this and they just wrote.
32:01Oh, I'm sorry. I don't have the exact comment.
32:04But they basically wrote Jaden Daniels has not played in enough games yet for people to realize how hot he was.
32:11Or hot he is. Which I think is accurate because he had a rookie year and then he missed a lot of time.
32:18Also, I will say, I think some of the some of and this is like something that will probably happen with all these guys.
32:26But like it depends on the first picture you see of him.
32:30I think there's like an anchoring effect. Yeah. Because I must have pulled up one where he was smiling.
32:36He has a great smile. Incredible smile. So maybe that was the anchoring effect for him.
32:41For me. And can I can I throw out one other thing about Jaden Daniels?
32:46Where the same thing that the height would affect it.
32:49There is one thing that would dock him quite a bit that I think if women knew this.
32:55Well, what Brandon Iyuk did last week was out of bounds.
32:58I will. It is a known thing that Jaden Daniels, his mom is always there.
33:03His mom is always like within 30 feet of where they're Jaden Daniels is.
33:07He has a game. He's out of whatever. I think I think at some point that might become grating.
33:13The mama's boy situation. Yeah. I think that that's that's it's I think that that might impact the hotness rating that he is any social event.
33:22He's at the World Cup. He's at whatever. His mom's always there with him.
33:26Yeah. Loving your mom is good, but having her around all the time.
33:30Not good. I'm just saying that if it would it would impact the ratings.
33:35People do that. I love I'm having so much fun with this.
33:39I truly have no idea what to expect. He's number 14.
33:42Also, all these women also notice things I'd never think about.
33:46But someone wrote Jaden Daniels knows how to do his hair right for his face shape.
33:51Oh, interesting. I just I'm still working on that myself.
33:54We all are. Sure. So for the record, we had Jaden Daniels seventh as a composite ranking.
33:59I think I think I'm not going to try to fight the women on this one, but I think that one I think I'm going to stick with.
34:08OK, the next one, 13th on the. The quarterback hot rankings.
34:12Man, I got no idea where this is. I think this is Brock Purdy for the Niners.
34:17That's kind of shocking to me. I had him 32nd.
34:20Why? Because he's like a child? He looks like he's 12.
34:24I don't know. I had him 10th. 10? That's wild.
34:27How is it so different? I think he's a little cutie.
34:31Cutie or cutie patootie? A little cutie, a little bump him on the nose.
34:35A sweet little cute guy that you meet in high school and he's really nice and, you know, he's quietly really athletic and strong.
34:43But he's like the nice cute guy in gym class that you run into.
34:47DK, why'd you have him 30? I don't know.
34:50I just think he doesn't have a look. He just doesn't look like anything.
34:55He's the guy you don't notice in the store.
34:57That's exactly what someone wrote to us. I literally, I actually went back and found that email for that woman who emailed
35:05us who works in a Lululemon and Brock Purdy came in and none of them knew he was the quarterback for quite a while.
35:12I just don't, I think relative to the rest of the guys on this list, he's not noticeable.
35:18I mean, I'm not saying he's, I don't think he's ugly.
35:2130 seconds is out of control. 30 seconds crazy.
35:24Out of 36 or 40 or what? What? I assume it's not out of 32.
35:29I don't know. He has only four. Yeah, he has four guys after Brock Purdy out of 36.
35:35This was hot in his rankings. I don't find him hot.
35:38I know, but so DK, it represents something that I also.
35:42He's a conventionally like solid looking guy. When he does the dance, I'm like, stop doing that.
35:47This is an age thing as well. When he does like, you know, he does the fucking, what is it?
35:54The gritty or whatever? He kind of hits it though.
35:57No, not the gritty. The duggy. Craig, you got to see what's going on here.
36:02One, DK hates the 49ers. Two, DK is 12 years older than us.
36:06The fact that he's wearing a 49ers uniform probably does a lot.
36:10I think he kind of hits the duggy. But no, it's an age thing.
36:14I think he looks like he's a little kid doing it.
36:18I'm like, please stop doing that. A lot of women wrote in and I could tell some people's ages because some people
36:25had a giant bucket of like Purdy was bucketed in a lot with Drake May and Cam Ward as young guys.
36:31They just would kind of like literally children. Yeah.
36:34And I think that for people of a certain age, there's a point where they look so young.
36:40We have a 38 year old woman voting here.
36:43The kid who looks 20, I get it. Maybe not.
36:46So can I read you some of the comments the seven had about Brock Purdy?
36:51Sure. Brock Purdy. Looks like he wears khakis in his free time.
36:55Yes. Yeah. Brock Purdy. Sweet little Disney Channel original movie quarterback.
36:58Exactly. Derogatory and complimentary. Apparently. I don't know. Brock Purdy.
37:01The friend zone tier where these guys would be fun to hang out with, but would never ever date.
37:07Like we can go mini golfing or high five each other.
37:11See, I feel like this is more close to what I was saying.
37:15Maybe I was a little harsh. No. Brock Purdy.
37:18Cute like a puppy or like a kid playing T-ball.
37:21I think a kid playing T-ball. Someone just wrote Brock Purdy, you little scamp.
37:26Yeah. Well, I do. I do call him a sneaky little shit.
37:30And that's my most. That's the strongest compliment you can get from me.
37:34Someone just accurately wrote Brock Purdy, somehow 26 and not 19, but he cannot grow a lick of facial hair or even
37:41stubble has almost no shot at escaping the ranks of the inoffensively cute, which keeps him as just kind of a guy.
37:48Yeah. I can't believe he's this high. What? 13th?
37:51I think this is right. I think this is the right range.
37:54One woman put him first and said, he's Mr.
37:57Relevant to me. Is this his wife? Is he married?
38:01Girlfriend? Whatever. Here's the thing. If Brock Purdy was in your friend group, he might immediately become the hottest guy in your friend group.
38:08Of course. Of course. So. Yeah. Can I? And also like he is way more athletic than he looks.
38:14Yes. Yeah. I think. And you know, he has the confidence of being the final pick of the draft and he's been awesome.
38:22He got the big time deal. Makes 50 million a year.
38:25I get it. I get it. I probably docked him a lot because of the uniform he wears.
38:31Like 6'1", 220. Did you guys meet my friend Brian at my wedding?
38:35I don't know. He kind of reminds me of Brock Purdy because when you meet him, you wouldn't expect him to be like a psycho murder competitor.
38:44Like just an absolute gamer. Yeah. But like, he just looks like he's like a very normal looking consultant.
38:50But then like he, I've seen him make half court shots during games because people said he couldn't.
38:55Like Craig. Like Craig. Like kind of like Craig.
38:58And I'm like, you wouldn't expect that. I'm like, you know?
39:02All right. I'm being a hater. Can I read you?
39:0530 seconds is fucking wild. That's wild. Well, he just hates the Niners, dude.
39:10Come on. Look, it's the one team I am allowed to hate.
39:13All right. Dude. One other comment. Someone said Brock Purdy adorable, but probably asked permission to hold hands.
39:19Adorable. Okay. So run through 16 through 13 again.
39:2213 is Brock Purdy. Jaden. Sorry. Yeah. 16th is Jackson Dart.
39:2515th is Tyler Shuck. Jaden Daniels is 14 and Brock Purdy is 13.
39:30So that is 13 to 16 on the top 16.
39:33Fascinating. I'm having a blast with this. It's unbelievable.
39:36You want some analytics on this? Sure. Well, the real analytic takeover, the takeaway rather, is that Jackson Dart was just in
39:43a lot of top fives and bottom fives, which I think says something about modern dating.
39:48Yeah. But I think Jackson Dart's the most surprising one on here to me.
39:52Maybe. Well, a third of women had Brock Purdy in their top 10, but only.
39:57Wow. 5% of women had him in their bottom 10.
40:00Hmm. Yeah. All right. He's safe. Seahawks fans. Probably represent.
40:03It's you and Mina. Have him in the bottom five.
40:07Question. Mina. Mina. We might get Mina on this show.
40:10She's so angry. Oh, yeah. I want to hear where she has him.
40:14Mina's furious with us. Dude, where would you rank Kyle Shanahan?
40:18Do you think Kyle Shanahan's hot? I feel like he's probably hot.
40:21Oh, next year we'll do coaches. Yeah. Next year we were 1,000% doing coaches.
40:26Yeah, next year. 100% we were doing coaches. Yeah.
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41:18With that said, are you guys prepared for the 12th hottest quarterback of the 2020 season?
41:23Can't wait. Yeah. I'm very curious about if Trevor Lawrence exists somewhere in this list or not.
41:28Well, that is a good question. What do you think?
41:31Is he on this list or is he 27th?
41:34I don't know. You think yes or no? I think no.
41:38I think yes. Ooh. Well, there's only one way to find out.
41:42Is this the pick? Is he number 12? Do you think he is?
41:46Yeah, I do. I don't know. We just said it.
41:49Yeah, I do. We just fucking answered. No, he's not.
41:52No. He's not a 12th pick. God damn it.
41:55Bryce Young, quarterback for the Carolina Panthers. He's your 12th hottest quarterback for the 2026 season.
42:00See, to me, he's the cutie patootie, not Brock.
42:03Well, I think they're similar. I think they're both kind of boyish cuties.
42:07Yeah. Yeah. He's a, it just so happens that the first comment I have here, which you guys have not seen, you guys don't know the rankings.
42:16Yeah. I have not seen emails. Yes. Among the comments that the set, all seven of the women listening to this show sent in about Bryce Young.
42:24Bryce Young, what a little cutie and a wittle, wittle boy.
42:28But so mean, there was a real differentiation on people who knew how tall he was.
42:33So someone said top three based on looks alone.
42:36And I like the phrase unexpectedly dreamy. Look at that.
42:39He looks good. And it's like, he's got the monotone suit with shirt.
42:43Looks good. He's nice looking. And despite. Great smile.
42:46Someone said my wife put Bryce Young top three, even though I showed him the photo of Bryce Young with the backpack and the Mina Kimes photo.
42:55I was going to say, did you put, did you show the Mina Kimes photo?
42:59Because that one's kind of infamous. But a few of the comments of Bryce Young, cutie patootie for now, but he has
43:07an amazing smile and could be aging like a fine wine.
43:10His baby face will serve him well in his 30s and 40s.
43:14Yeah. He's a good investment. Sure. Just don't let him wear a backpack.
43:18I looks like he would cry if I was mean to him.
43:22Yeah. This one. Everyone. Everyone acts like Bryce Young's tiny, but in real life.
43:26But 5'10 is pretty good. Handsome. I was going to say, comparing him against other quarterbacks, he's short.
43:32The average man, he's the average height. And so the other.
43:36So this one, this is just another example of how women just notice things that I do not.
43:41This one, Bryce Young, very hot, but needs to shave his chin cushion or just commit to a beard.
43:47Chin cushion. He's got the chin cushion. Cam, yeah, pull it.
43:51Yeah, he's got the chin cushion. So this was a big mark that I think held more so than the height, what
43:58women were upset and why Bryce Young's not higher.
44:01Because I do think just the headshot is very high in this list.
44:05Women kept bringing this up. Hot but marred by poor grooming decisions.
44:09Oh. And then someone else summarized this very well.
44:12Bryce Young, excellent smile, strong hairline, great cheekbones, kind disposition.
44:15Bryce Young could so easily be in the objectively hot category if he didn't have one of my least favorite features on a man.
44:23The inexplicable, not quite a goatee, just a puff of hair exclusively covering their chin.
44:27Why do men grow this? Why do they think it looks good?
44:31It needs to connect to some other part of your facial hair or it should not exist.
44:37A couple thoughts, a couple thoughts. One, I will say, I understand the chin situation complaints.
44:42Great mustache on Bryce Young. He can rock a mustache.
44:45It's a well-seas mustache. Yeah. Really good stache. I wonder if the chin hair protects from like pimples on the chin from the chin strap.
44:53Chin strap. That's like a real thing. And the hair is a nice buffer in between that.
44:58Can he not grow the rest of it? Because he gets sweaty pimple chin.
45:03It looks like he's got stubble there. It looks like he could grow it.
45:07Yeah. I won't tell you where these people are ranked, if they're on the rankings or not.
45:13But this was also a huge talking point with Jordan Love, where people felt that Jordan Love, they're like, why does he
45:20just have this like weird, like just thing just shooting off his chin?
45:24Yeah. Everyone wanted to know. It's a good note.
45:27I had Bryce Young eighth on my list. Where did you guys?
45:31He was 11th. I had him top 10. 11th for me.
45:34Heifetz, you had him 13. Oh, did I? Yeah.
45:37I'm okay with that. Well, I mean, he's 11th and 12th.
45:40So. Yeah. Everyone else. So we were pretty much- It matters to me that all these other guys are like 6'6 and he's 5'10.
45:48Like I docked him for that. If everyone's equal height, I actually think Bryce Young's very high on this list.
45:55Yeah. Yeah. But I am 5'10 and being around men who are 6'5 is incredibly intimidating from this perspective.
46:01And so I kept that in mind. Like he's my height.
46:04And I know how I feel around 6'5, guys.
46:07Speaking of which, I need to remind people, if you're tall, if you're listening to 6'5, the funniest thing you can do
46:14at a party is tell other men you're 6'2.
46:17Because they start freaking out. No way. No. You got to be like 6'8.
46:21No, I'm 6'2. So you're like, I'm 6'6. And you're like, no, you must be 5'9.
46:26And then they just flip. So anyway. All right.
46:29Number 11 on the hot quarterback rankings. I just realized something about this grouping.
46:34Number 11 is, drum roll, Matthew Stafford, quarterback for the Los Angeles Rams.
46:38Wow. I don't know about this. Craig doesn't like Stafford.
46:41He's not a Stafford guy. I don't know. He's 11 on this list?
46:45He's 11th on his quarterback? You think he should be higher or lower?
46:49He's ruggedly handsome. I think he should be lower.
46:52So it's the daddy energy. It's the girl dad energy.
46:56The daddy energy? Yeah. There you go. Look at it.
46:59Girl dad energy. And also, if you're listening on Spotify, put this on Netflix right now.
47:04But daddy is different than girl dad. Let's be clear.
47:07Put us on Netflix. We have photos of these guys up.
47:11And if you're listening on Spotify, we also have video you can pull up.
47:15But if you're going to put us on Netflix, it's for this.
47:19So here are the comments that the seven women listening to the show made about Stafford.
47:24Okay. I couldn't believe how many people put this comment in.
47:27Stafford looks kind of like a handsome Elon Musk.
47:30Oh, my God. More than three people said that.
47:33Is that a compliment or not? Don't know. Don't know.
47:36That can't be good. To me, it doesn't sound good, but okay.
47:40I love this one. I have heard that women like Matt Stafford, but I could go to any gas station in my
47:47hometown and find a man who looks exactly like him.
47:50Mm-hmm. Okay. Which maybe that's the appeal. Yeah, but did they have $200 million?
47:55That's there you go. So this, out of every player we've had, I was most shocked.
48:00The quantity of people, I can't tell you how much women commented on Matt Stafford's teeth.
48:05I mean, he has veneers. It's very clear. Yes.
48:08But I'm saying- They're too white. More women mentioned his veneers than did not mention them.
48:13Like- It was kind of all they're talking about.
48:16In a complimentary way? Oh, yeah. Let me read you the comments.
48:20Well, if this guy's 11th, I need to hear why he's so hot.
48:24I need the comments to tell me why he's- So the comments, definitely eligible for daddy status, but somehow still just a cute boy after all this time.
48:33Stafford, in his younger days, definitely a no, but he's aged well.
48:37He has that salt and pepper dilf thing going.
48:40Yeah, yeah. I think he's ruggedly handsome. Someone said, Stafford looks like a country music star, but not in a Republican way.
48:47Oh, that's really good. He does kind of have Blake Shelton energy.
48:50He does. Like, yeah, just I don't really- Yeah, you listen to him for 10 years and realize you don't know anything about him somehow.
48:58Someone said, if Stafford wore a hat, I would do it sober.
49:02Yeah, I agree. He looks much better in a hat.
49:06Like the backwards cap. Yes, that backwards cap is the best look for him.
49:10That's unanimous. Because he's got a good chin and he's got the big teeth.
49:14So when the hat's on, it's working. The big teeth.
49:18The gold chompers. Well, so literally someone said mega chompers.
49:21Yeah. Someone said would be higher without the veneers.
49:24Yeah. What do his old teeth look like? Yeah.
49:27You don't want to know. I'm looking at it.
49:29Where did his old teeth go? Baby horses. Probably normal.
49:33Yeah. It's good that he got these. Yeah. So Natalie from- I want to shout out Natalie from Chicago.
49:39Yeah. Send the pic. Natalie from Chicago wrote, Stafford full head of salt and pepper hair, stubble, girl dad energy, cannot distract
49:46from the fact that he's some of the most egregious veneers I've ever seen.
49:50Famous people, please stop messing with your mouth. I beg you.
49:54I couldn't believe how many women brought this up.
49:57Stafford is aging in the same way that Tom Brady aged, where you look at pictures of Brady when he was young.
50:04He's like baby fat, kind of like- Yeah. Yes.
50:07He probably drinks too much or whatever. And then now Brady looks like a fucking male model.
50:12I think, yeah, I think Stafford, he's like way better looking now than he was like- I agree with that.
50:18I mean, you look at year one, Stafford, and he looks like the funny guy in the frat.
50:24Yeah. Yes. And now it's like he figured out the facial hair situation perfectly.
50:29He's got a great kind of stubbly beard, good chin, looks great in a hat.
50:33The teeth and the hair, like him right there with the beanie looks great.
50:38But I think just like on the street, no hat.
50:41I don't know. He's 11? Feels high. But okay.
50:44I thought that was high. Yeah. It's the bad energy.
50:47I've got him pretty high. I've got him- How high do you have him?
50:52I have him seven. Seven? Oh my God. I think he's handsome.
50:55I'm 21st. I know. Wow. That's crazy. The middle class of quarterbacks of this list are not great.
51:01All right. Who's 10? Who's 10? The 10th hottest quarterback entering the NFL season.
51:06Baker Mayfield for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. See, this guy's all fucking aura.
51:10It's all aura. It's all energy. It's all behavior-based.
51:13You know, we talked about anchoring last episode, where if you see the wrong picture of Baker Mayfield the first time, it's fucking over.
51:20But if you see him in a good picture, to me, there's no quarterback in the NFL that has a wider range
51:27of what he looks like in any given photo.
51:30Yeah. Also, you want to talk about great beard?
51:33Like, really figured out the beard thing. Oh, yes.
51:36Yeah, he's got good beard. Yes. The beard thing- The aura thing, Craig.
51:40It's all vibes and aura. He's top 10 for me just because he's fucking cool, and you feel that.
51:46He'd be funny to drink a beer with. That really is the answer, what it comes down to.
51:52Literally, the answer is basically a range of seems like he'd be a great hang or a great date or a great night.
51:59Yeah. It's basically the- Like, I want to go out and hang out on his boat.
52:04Yeah. That's so weird. Someone did say that, actually.
52:07He checks the box. That's why you want to hang out on his boat?
52:12Guys want to hang out with him, and girls want to go on a date with him.
52:17Like, I feel like he has that energy where he satisfies both.
52:21So, on that note, I want to shout out Maddie, who I believe was the only or at least the first.
52:28We did have hundreds of these. Maddie, I believe, was the only one.
52:32She had Baker Mayfield first. Wow. And Maddie said- Is this his actual wife?
52:36Maddie said, Baker's the hottest quarterback. There's the physical.
52:39He has great thighs. An overall kind of ruggedness.
52:42I like Baker's Tony Soprano-inspired shirts. To me, Baker has this intangible that really sets him apart.
52:47Baker Mayfield is the guy you dated in college that was charismatic, but would every once in a while end up at the drunk tank.
52:55Yeah. I don't know if that's toxic for me, but I love it.
53:00See, Baker Mayfield, you know how there's like the comedian that spawned a thousand whatever, like, frauds?
53:05Well, what's the expression you always say? Oh, one great comedian inspires 10,000 bad comedians.
53:10Yeah. To me, this is like, we are actually giving people bad advice by telling you that Baker Mayfield's hot.
53:16Because so many people are going to try and emulate what Baker Mayfield's, like, thing.
53:21Ruined my life. Complimentary. You can't fake the aura and confidence and swagger that he has.
53:26It's who he is. Like, to me, he's the guy that, like, in the fraternity and college where they're all douches.
53:33Baker's the one that's, like, secretly nice when you sit next to him in class.
53:38So someone said short king, but great smile. And I feel like he'd ask me a lot of questions on our first date.
53:45Where did we have Baker? And even then short king, what is he, like, six feet?
53:50Yeah, six feet. Yeah, five. Yeah. Fake six feet.
53:53We had Baker eighth. Yeah. So one woman put Baker 20th with a hat and then 25th without a hat.
53:59Okay. Which I thought was so funny. The other one, dude, someone wrote Baker Mayfield.
54:04Bad boy has lived a little. Gives a Jesse Pinkman douchebag boyfriend kind of vibe.
54:09Has lived a little. And then she wrote, Baker should get tattoos.
54:13Like, Baker could wear, like, you know how, like, the guys used to tuck the cigarettes inside their sleeve?
54:19Yeah. Like, Baker could get away with that. He has, like, the greaser energy.
54:23He should have that with a tribal tattoo. He's got, like, the all right, all right, all right.
54:29Yeah, he could have been in Days of Confused.
54:32He could have been in The Outsiders. I would say, like, traditionally, he's not, like, the hottest guy in the world.
54:39But everything else around him works. And then also, I think that he has this devoted husband-father thing going on.
54:45Like, he's kind of like, he's the reformed, I can fix him.
54:49Like, he got, you know, he's, like, grown up.
54:52Once again, the comedian that spawned a thousand bad comedians.
54:55Now, I want you to look at this photo, and I want to read this comment to you, because there's one comment about Baker that just broke me.
55:04I don't know why this hit me so hard, but it says, Baker Mayfield looks like he's from Boston.
55:10Okay. And I don't know why. Where is he from?
55:13Baker is from Texas. Austin, Texas. Every quarterback, I believe literally a quarter of all quarterbacks are from Texas.
55:19I like that Baker. Mahomes from Dallas, Stafford's from Austin or Dallas.
55:23They're all from Kyler's. They're all from the same four-hour circle in Texas.
55:27Baker Mayfield, you know who he kind of looks like is, and I don't know the name of the actor.
55:34He's the guy who's in the Avengers. He's, like, the Winter Soldier.
55:37Oh, Bucky? Yeah, Bucky. Oh, you're talking about Sebastian Stan?
55:41Yes, he kind of looks like that guy. Yeah, I see that.
55:44Anyway, he, to me, is the fact that he was, like, playing scout team defensive end for the Panthers at one point.
55:51Safety, but yeah. Whatever. He was playing defense on the scout team.
55:55I think he looks good. He looks better with longer hair.
55:59I feel like a bigger beard, more hair on him works.
56:02He also looks, it works with the headband specifically, not even just the hat.
56:07I feel like the headband plays with Baker. It is weird.
56:10He doesn't have tattoos. In my mind's eye, Baker has tattoos.
56:14He's got a lot of shit on his head complimentary.
56:17Right. You like that. You love that, yeah. All right.
56:20You guys ready for number? It's not shit on your head performative.
56:24It's shit on your head. It's actually useful. That's true.
56:27Are you guys ready for number nine? We're single digits now.
56:31The ninth hottest quarterback in the NFL season. Are you ready?
56:34Say Trevor Lawrence. Don't. Completing our run of four consecutive number one draft picks at quarterback.
56:39It is Caleb Williams. Oh, okay. For the Bears.
56:42Four straight number one quarterbacks. Caleb Williams. Ninth hottest quarterback.
56:45So we got him in this range. We have him 11th.
56:49The consensus with Caleb is basically incredible skincare routine.
56:52Very secure in his masculinity. Great structure. Sure. Yeah.
56:55I think that's all very fair. He has a kind of a Gen Z quality to him.
57:00A devil may care. Not afraid to wear a dress, you know?
57:04He has a Harry Styles freeness to him. Right.
57:07Right. That works and is rare in an athlete.
57:10Not everyone can get away with that, you know?
57:13No. He owns it. Which I thought someone summarized really well with the only comment on Caleb Williams being Mm-mm-mm.
57:19Scrumptious. That one killed me. Oh, my God. Someone just said, I know that Caleb Williams smells amazing.
57:25I know it. Yeah. That's really funny. Yeah. Plane.
57:28Is he putting on cologne before the game? So funny.
57:31That's just polite, Craig. Yeah. You know? I do think, I think when he has shorter hair, tighter beard, looks good.
57:38Yeah. Sometimes the beard can get unruly, you know?
57:40And that only works for a certain type. I feel like when he keeps that beard kind of manicured, looks good.
57:47I kind of, I think he has a somewhat similar vibe to Baker Mayfield where it's like the devil may care, like fuck you.
57:55I am who I am. He's comfortable. Yeah. In his own skin.
57:59Right. Or as someone summed it up really well, Caleb Williams, way more hot now that the bears are pretty good.
58:05You know what? Turns out winning matters. Now it's kind of working.
58:09That's a, so what we're learning a little bit here is that aura plays.
58:14Big time. Aura plays. Yeah. It's, it is. It's your, your vibe attracts your tribe.
58:18I think that is what we're learning. Yeah. I mean, Baker and Caleb are nice looking guys, but also the, the aura
58:25and the comfortability they have within themselves. They feel like elevates them.
58:29Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. So any, any, so Caleb Williams, Baker Mayfield, Matt Stafford and Bryce Young.
58:34That's nine, 10, 11, 12. It is four consecutive number one picks.
58:38Not that that matters. Uh, I, well, it kind of does matter.
58:42You know, like the idea that they're hot, the number one pick in the draft.
58:47It is interesting. Like, I kind of want to go back and just look at every quarterback class and just rank them
58:54by hotness and see how often the number, the first quarterback taken was also the hottest quarterback.
58:59Hot quarterback rankings. Yes. Let's fucking go. Continued. Respectfully.
59:02Let's fucking go. Before we even get to the hot quarterback rankings, we have to talk about something that happened while Craig
59:09was in Hawaii, which is that Jimmy Garoppolo is open to playing after considering retirement.
59:14Kind of ruining everything for us. Oh no. Jimmy Garoppolo.
59:17The whole reason we did the hot quarterback rankings was because Jimmy G was retiring.
59:22What do we even do if he doesn't retire?
59:25He's not going to be a starter. So it doesn't matter.
59:28I mean, it does matter. Come on. Well, maybe whoever the seven elect as the new hottest, maybe we have to like
59:35then put them up against Garoppolo for a new vote.
59:39You could do like UFC as like interim titles, like basically like when the contender can't fight, there's like an interim champion.
59:46Yeah. Well, it's like you have to beat the champ, right?
59:49To take the belt. Maybe whoever wins, then we put them up against Jimmy G in a kind of final showdown.
59:56And they'll get slaughtered. Well, maybe. We don't know.
59:59Oh my God. Okay. So we'll see. He hasn't signed yet.
60:02I think he has to sign. So we're still going to keep going with the hot quarterback rankings.
60:08Can I ask a question? Did the seven vote Shador Sanders?
60:11Is he included in this or no? Some people put Shador and some people just solely out of spite put Deshaun Watson last.
60:19But it was enough that we had sample size for both.
60:22So some people did not include Shador because they didn't think he'll be the starter.
60:27Yeah. Some people had. Yeah. Some people put both.
60:30Some people put neither. But some people put Deshaun Watson last solely to be mad at him.
60:35But if Shador, let's say he did chart high enough, would he be included or no?
60:41No. I can tell you that Shador received enough votes that he was ranked in this exercise.
60:46It wasn't like eight. Yeah. It was dozens. More than dozens of people.
60:50We had a pretty size amount included. Yeah. That is a wild card right there.
60:55Interesting. So with that said, are you guys ready for the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth hottest quarterbacks in the NFL this
61:02season as determined by all seven women to listen to the fantasy football show?
61:06We're getting so fucking close. Yeah. We're going to have Mina Kimes on to do the top four next week.
61:13This is as good as it gets. Top eight.
61:16These are hot men we're discussing here. So just to recap, just to recap the hot...
61:21Just do 15. Start with 15 and work your way down.
61:24So the top 15. Well, the 16 was Jackson Dart.
61:27Oh, yeah, 16. Yeah. 15 was Tyler Shuck. 14 was Jaden Daniels.
61:3113 was Brock Purdy, which DK had 32nd and Craig had like eighth or something.
61:3610th. Yeah. Bryce Young was 12. Matt Stafford was 11.
61:39Baker Mayfield's 10. Caleb Williams was nine. A lot of people thought that was too low.
61:44Are you guys ready for the eighth hottest quarterback in the NFL?
61:48Oh, man. Lay it on us. Lay it on us.
61:51I'm serious this is. Yeah. Craig, did you cheat?
61:54Because the answer is it is Shador Sanders. Oh, is it?
61:58Wow. Did you cheat? No, no, no. To be honest, I had him fourth.
62:02And I was worried that he wouldn't be included.
62:05And then we were going to have to be like, well, Shador is technically should probably be like a top 10 guy.
62:12I think he's a very handsome dude. He's very handsome.
62:15And I argue eight's a little low. Right. Shador is very handsome.
62:19And if only he were better and not on Cleveland.
62:22I think Deshaun Watson ruined it for Shador. Yeah.
62:25The stink of Deshaun, I think, is on Shador.
62:28Yeah. It's true. Fuck. It's the Cleveland stink and the Deshaun stink is on Shador.
62:33Also, he's bad. But if he were good, I mean, someone put he had they said Shador has a megawatt smile.
62:40Yeah. He's got a great smile. He's got a great smile.
62:43It looks real. He doesn't have veneers even. Yeah.
62:46He could be like he's a he's an he's like an actor.
62:50Like this is like as we get into the top few here, it's like veneers are like fake boobs.
62:56We're like those things are all natural, baby. But look at those chompers.
63:00They're all natural. Yeah. They feel like bags of sand.
63:03Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think he definitely deserves to be on this list.
63:08But yeah, it's it's tough because he has so many things working against him in that he's next to Deshaun Watson every day.
63:15He's on the fucking Browns. He's also not very good.
63:18The Browns stink. So it's like in a vacuum.
63:21He's he's definitely a good looking dude. But everything around him is a mess.
63:26Can I can I read you some of the comments?
63:29The Seven wrote about Shador Sanders. Please do. Megawatt smile and an unexpectedly measured temperament through the ups and downs of his
63:36rookie year help his case for hotness. But Shador was not alive for 9-11 and is therefore a baby.
63:42And as such, can only be cute and not hot.
63:45The one thing that I did not consider when making my rankings, perhaps naively, is the age thing.
63:51I kind of was just like, does this guy have charisma and is he physically hot?
63:56I did not consider like he's a boy. So I'm not attracted to him.
64:00But he's not baby face like Cam Ward is baby face.
64:04Cam Ward could pass as a high schooler. Like Brock Purdy is baby face.
64:08But Shador, I don't think is. The other. Someone else wrote about Shador Sanders.
64:13Hot, but selfish in bed. OK. By the way, I'm looking this up.
64:17He might have veneers. So I take that back.
64:20No. Already? It's hard to know. I mean, who can tell really?
64:24Let me get my eyes on these warlocks. The way that they sit, Craig.
64:28Do those look real to you? I don't know.
64:31I'm seeing maybe he utilized veneers strategically. Possibly targeting only highly visitable front teeth.
64:36Interesting. It's like when there's a boob job, but they're not like outrageously big.
64:40It's kind of like a tasteful boob job. It's just shape.
64:44Anyway, who knows? It's just shape. I can't tell.
64:46Fuck. Well, that's the sign of a good deer.
64:49I don't think they are. Yeah, OK. But that's, I don't know.
64:53I don't think they are. He also has like his dad.
64:57There's like a diva quality to him. You know, there's like a movie star flashy kind of like.
65:02It's one of those where you're like, oh, yeah, his dad.
65:06And then you see him and you're like this man, whether or not you like it, believes that he's like the most
65:13famous and important person in the world. And it's a little infectious.
65:17Yeah. Like he's a likable guy when you hear him talk.
65:20If you don't kind of already hate him. Like he does have charisma, whether you like it or not.
65:26Yeah, I agree. I think he should have been even higher than this, to be honest.
65:31But I'm fine with it. So, Craig, where did you have him?
65:35I had him fourth. Yeah. I need to pull up.
65:39We also don't talk enough that his dad had the chutzpah to give an interview where he was like, man, Shador, when
65:46he goes number one in the draft, we would never let him go to a team like Cleveland.
65:51And then he fell with the fifth round and then went to fucking Cleveland anyway.
65:56Yeah. Legit worst case scenario. Yeah. Unbelievable. I'm looking at our rankings.
66:00Only team he named. We had him sixth overall, collectively.
66:03I had him sixth. Craig had him fourth. Heifetz a little bit lower, but still in the top 10.
66:09He's a good looking guy. Yeah. There's no shame in it.
66:13I mean, someone else wrote that about Shador. You wouldn't text your friends about it, but you would answer the text.
66:19Okay. I love the extremely specific scenarios. That's great.
66:22All right. What do we got next? Next up, number seven, hottest quarterback.
66:26Can you guys guess? I'm going to say Dak Prescott.
66:30Yeah. Or Herbert. Number seven is Jordan Love for the Green Bay Packers.
66:34Ooh, Jordan Love. Interesting. This one was my blind spot.
66:37I had no idea how popular Jordan Love would be.
66:40This is. Dude, none of us did. We all kind of had him lower.
66:45We had him 15th, 17th, and 12th. Totally whiffed on this.
66:48I had no clue that women would find Jordan Love so attractive.
66:52Yeah. He looks pretty good in that beanie. These photos are nice photos right here.
66:57The two I'm looking at. His smile looks a bit like Andy Samberg.
67:01I kind of think he looks like. Andy Samberg?
67:04Wait, what? I don't know. I don't know. Someone wrote that.
67:07I don't know, man. Like a big smile. I always kind of thought he looked like the dragon from Shrek.
67:14Someone wrote that he looks like the asparagus from VeggieTales.
67:17Let me show you this dragon from Shrek. Kind of has like a long, thin face.
67:22That is so random, Craig. Green eyes. Yeah, the green eyes.
67:26You know what I mean? Yeah. That's Jordan Love to me.
67:29I can kind of see it, I guess. Super, super specific.
67:33He could be a dragon and a morph. What did the seven say about Jordan Love?
67:38Among the comments for Jordan Love, no notes. No.
67:41None. Someone said, you're swiping left. Oh, I actually got that wrong.
67:44That was somebody who didn't like him. I just put you're swiping and I just read it.
67:50I forgot that was mean. Jordan Love said, he should be hotter than he is and I don't really know what's wrong.
67:57Which I actually thought was also an incredible encapsulation of his actual career.
68:01Hmm. Hmm. That is. It's meta. Someone was like not.
68:04Someone said hot without the aura. Someone else just put hot comma sometimes, which I also thought was really good for his career.
68:12Yeah, I agree with that. Someone wrote not confident enough of a smile.
68:16And then someone said, he's just hot. A man with a nice smile.
68:20Love his smile. Got a sneaky bonus points for having a cute maternity photo with his partner.
68:25I will say, though, a lot of the comments were amazingly similar to the actual thoughts on Jordan Love, which are really good tools.
68:33But people wish he could put it all together.
68:36Hmm. Do you think that it makes any difference that his name is Jordan Love?
68:41It's a good name. Like that's a that's a hot name.
68:44It is a good name. Jordan Love. It is.
68:47I would I say that it's the it is the hottest name of any quarterback in the NFL.
68:53Right. That's like the coolest, hottest name. It has got to be.
68:57I mean, he also has a lot of top five votes.
69:00Like he was very popular in this exercise. That's interesting.
69:03Yeah. Because the comments are sort of milquetoast a little.
69:06I know. Yeah. Jordan Love. Well done, sir. Yeah.
69:09Almost very, very, very few bottom ten votes. These maternity pictures are very cute.
69:14I'll give him that. Just. Yeah. He looks he looks.
69:17Yeah. He looks really good in this maternity photo.
69:20I say handsome. The fatherhood looks good on you, man.
69:23There are moments I agree when he looks. Very good.
69:26And then other moments where I'm like top ten.
69:29He's also he does his hair differently a lot.
69:32He's very stern and not always smiling. So it does kind of depend on the picture you see.
69:38You know, he does have a lot of different pictures.
69:41Like he does have huge variance picture to picture.
69:44Yeah. I have to say. I feel like I don't know very much about him for like.
69:49Yeah. How good he is and the team he's on.
69:52He's pretty quiet. Yeah. Just like I don't know anything about Jordan Love.
69:57He is from Bakersfield, which is an interesting place.
69:59And also where Derek Carr is from, I think.
70:02Jordan Love. Yeah. This one shocked me. I won't lie.
70:06But he is very tall. But I also feel like height hasn't been.
70:10He's very tall. Worked in. So what's weird about this is I think if people saw them in person, he'd actually go even higher.
70:17Because of his stature? He's six foot four. He's well built.
70:21This was a big miss by us. The fact that we had him 13th collectively.
70:26The biggest. It's a big mess. Oh, is this the biggest miss that we had?
70:30He fits. Well, he can't tell us that. Well, maybe you can't give away his Utah state photo is pretty good.
70:37Not not including the fact that DK had brought pretty 30 second outside of that.
70:42Probably. Well, that that that mathematically is going to be hard to be.
70:46I was a little harsh on him. All right.
70:49Okay. Okay. The sixth hottest quarterback in the NFL.
70:52Just missing the top five hottest quarterbacks in the NFL.
70:55Is none other than Tua Tungo-Vailoa. Yeah, Tua. Really?
70:58I had wondered. The other person I had wondered.
71:01Complete blind spot for was Tua. I think Tua is very handsome.
71:05It had never occurred to me. I didn't even rank him.
71:08I had him. Well, I had him 21st, so I guess I probably should have ranked him higher.
71:14I kind of was just like in my head, he wasn't a starting quarterback at the time.
71:19I think I made this ranking. That's I think that is the thing here.
71:24I had never even looked at him and then I had to relook and I was like, oh, I get it now.
71:31But he's a handsome guy. Never even occurred to me that Tua was handsome.
71:35Are we on veneer watch? No. Let's see. Big, nice smile.
71:39But I don't know if that's. Oh, I don't know.
71:42They're pretty white. They are really white. Maybe he's just got really great dental.
71:46Tua's sixth. He's the sixth hottest quarterback. He's the sixth hottest quarterback.
71:50I think he does have veneers. What is in Miami?
71:53I mean, Miami. I love that they're the boob job for men.
71:57Like a hair transplant kind of in there, too, I think.
72:01Sure. Sure. Yeah. You know, you think he too.
72:04I got a hair transplant. I'm saying veneers and hair transplant.
72:07Oh, yeah. Like new things that men can do to improve their looks.
72:11It's very true. Yeah, that's a male. I mean, Tua's a nice looking dude.
72:16I think he's handsome. Yeah. I don't know if he's six.
72:19So he's kind of short, too, which is a little surprising.
72:23I guess that doesn't matter in this list as much.
72:26Some of the comments on Tua. Face card is elite.
72:29Okay. Someone said strictly, I have concerns. They said, listen, I have concerns.
72:33Strictly off attractiveness, though. Tua strong showing. Very strong.
72:36Yeah. Other comments said to a very hot. Wish he was better at football so he'd be on my TV more often.
72:43Okay. Someone said to an attractive man with an amazing smile, even when he has three picks in a concussion.
72:50Yeah. Harsh. But perhaps fair. Someone said, and I thought this was funny.
72:54Someone said to. I wish he talked less to the media.
72:57Right. Right. I think that's also echoes his sort of career thing.
73:01If you just be quiet, it'd probably be better off for you.
73:05Yeah. Someone literally said the appeal is there under the right circumstances.
73:09Scheme fits critical. Can absolutely outperform expectations under the right conditions.
73:12Depends heavily on lighting, personality, and hoodie selection. Hoodie selection?
73:16He's a system player. I think he has a good beard situation.
73:19He knows what facial hair works. If you look up a photo of him without a beard, it's not as good.
73:26I feel like he figured out his beard. I feel like he figured out his hair.
73:31That's a good call. He's got a lot of different hairdo styles.
73:35Yeah. But he works. He knows what he's doing.
73:38He knows his look. Not under Brian Flores. Tua also, like Bryce Young, happy.
73:42Does smile. He was like a happy person. Yeah.
73:45Used to smile and be happier. People got mad at him for smiling too much on the sideline, I think.
73:52Exactly. Family man? Sure. He makes you feel safe, but also dangerous.
73:56You know? I never thought about it. He's a handsome guy.
73:59The one with the face paint. The first photo with the face paint, I think really, like, that's where I get it.
74:06The backwards cap. I think I would put him 11.
74:09I'm surprised Tua is so much higher than, like, Caleb Williams.
74:13I know. This is probably the most shocking one that we've had so far.
74:17I didn't expect. Love and Tua. They're keeping us guessing.
74:20The seven, you know? Yeah. I don't know. Okay.
74:23So, are you guys ready for top five? This is the last one, right?
74:28Yeah. Craig, by the way, you moving him to 11.
74:31Moves him to 14 on our list. Okay. So, we're not that far off.
74:35I mean, six is high. Yeah. Okay, fine. We basically called him average, and they're saying he's elite.
74:41We're saying he's a touch out of the... He's almost the top five hottest quarterback.
74:46Okay. I didn't expect that. Yeah. So, who do we have left?
74:50We have, like, Burrow, Hertz. We have Josh Allen.
74:53We have... We have Dak Prescott. We have Herbert.
74:56We have Trevor Lawrence. I feel like we have not enough people here to make all these guys that are your name in.
75:03I don't think Lawrence makes it. By the way, two of my buddies bet $25 that Lawrence would be in the top...
75:10Whatever we're talking here. Top eight. So, there's a lot of money riding on that one.
75:15I think I have an idea of who the remaining five is.
75:19I just don't know the order. Dickie, if they want to cut me in on that, no one knows the order.
75:26So, if they want to... Yeah. Loop me in.
75:28We have... So, Hertz, Allen, Burrow, Herbert. Dak. Lawrence, Dak.
75:32Those are probably the big... Yeah. The most notable remaining names.
75:35So, yeah. I'm starting to think Trevor Lawrence is not there.
75:39Yeah. And, yeah. It's going to be Herbert or Dak next at five is my guess.
75:44You know who I think is kind of a wild card?
75:47Actually, not really because I think Heifetz already kind of gave this away.
75:51But, like, if people were judging it solely on looks, younger Aaron Rodgers, I thought, was, like, a pretty good-looking guy.
75:58Yeah. Young Rodgers is fine, but old Rodgers... He's a pretty haggard-looking guy at this point.
76:03Anyway. This will be interesting. The ayahuasca is good on the soul, but perhaps not the skin.
76:09But, yeah. He was a good-looking dude back in the day.
76:12That should be the pod announcement on Instagram. I think the things that...
76:16He's kind of in the two-of-a-camp. The things that he's said over the last few years probably not help him a lot.
76:23Like what? You know. You know, Craig. I don't have to say it.
76:28He is inoculated against criticism in this. No, no, no.
76:31Immunized. He's been immunized. Sorry. Immunized. Who is going to be his running mate again?
76:36I can't remember. Probably somebody really smart. Can anyone do an impression of that guy?
76:40Head on straight. Someone who definitely doesn't have a weird thing for dead animals on the side of the road.
76:47Someone like that. I want to know five. I'm saying Dak or Herbert.
76:51Wait, are we going? Are we doing another one here?
76:54Yeah. I thought we were done. This is bonus points here.
76:58The fifth hottest quarterback as determined by the seven is Dak Prescott.
77:01Quarterback for Dallas Cowboys. Dak's good-looking. He's got a real beefcake energy.
77:05He does. Did you see the picture of him recently?
77:08His arms are fucking huge. He looks like a bodybuilder.
77:12He could be like a stunt double for The Rock.
77:15You know? Right. He has that build, that frame.
77:18He's a thick boy. He's thick. What do you guys think of the bald head?
77:22What do you think of the bald head? No, because he didn't always have it.
77:27I think it looks great on him. So someone commented that for having no hair, Dak has a good face shape and beard to make it work.
77:36It's true. The beard, like- He's got the Statham thing where he looks great with a bald head.
77:42Really great mustache when he wants it. Like, this guy could be the new Tom Selleck in blue.
77:47Look at the jawline on this guy. Yeah. No, Dak has- Dak also is like kind of intense in the energy.
77:54Someone wrote, love the aura except when he yells, here we go!
77:58Here we go! Just, you know, voice cracks a little bit of an ick, but I otherwise- I think this is the right answer.
78:06Dak also, like in person, is like he's just an intense guy.
78:09He's got command. Dude, he looks intense. He also- Very famous.
78:13He's all natural. Definitely no veneers on this guy.
78:16Also has a cool name. Yeah, great name. Dak Prescott.
78:19That's like Vin Diesel. Dak Prescott. Yeah, yeah. Dak Prescott.
78:22Is he going to go into acting after this?
78:25His name's Dakota, right? Yeah, Dakota Rain. Rain signal.
78:28Oh no, his name is Rain Dakota Prescott. Oh yeah, it's Rain Dakota.
78:32Good call. Rain Dakota. I mean, even Rain, R-A-Y-N-E is cool.
78:36Dude, we're trying to give all these guys cool names.
78:39Dak's just shedding good names. He's got too many.
78:42He should give Rain to someone who needs it.
78:45We had to rename a quarterback Rain. Rain Love?
78:47Give it to Michael Penix. Michael Rain. Oh, you're making it the last name.
78:52Sure, why not? Daniel Jones or Rain Jones? Rain Jones.
78:55Now he's cool. I don't like how you changed the name Daniel.
78:59That's kind of rude. Rain Jones is good. What's the insinuation there, Craig?
79:03You changed the name Daniel. Yeah, you didn't even go by Daniel.
79:07You were Daniel until you were like 25. No, I'm just saying that's my name.
79:12And Craig chose to choose that. Why don't we call you Daniel on the pod?
79:17Yeah, well, you're not Daniel either. You can call me Daniel.
79:20That's fine. No, it's not. Some of my friends call me Daniel.
79:24Caleb Williams? If I called you Daniel, you would comment on it.
79:28Here, Caleb Williams? It's just like you're mad at me.
79:31Rain Williams. Rain. Oh, I'm thinking of Rain Wilson.
79:34I was trying to be like, who's the famous Rain?
79:37Oh, Rain Wilson, yeah. Dwight. Dwight. Yeah, that's tough.
79:40Yeah. Do we get any comments? Wait, sorry. We already did those.
79:44No, no. We haven't done a Dak comment. From the sevens?
79:47Okay. Someone just wrote, Dak kind of looks like a shark.
79:51Ooh. Complimentary. I get that. Someone wrote, trying to say this respectfully, but Dak is proportionally captivating.
79:56Okay. I didn't know what that meant, and I wanted to go.
80:00I'm trying to say it. If you took away the trying to say it respectfully, I'd think it was a compliment.
80:07Is that like, yeah, I was like, are they saying he's fat?
80:10Are they trying to say this about his bulge?
80:13I don't even know what that means. He seems like he's got a large head, but he's also got a large body, so it's okay.
80:21Yeah. I don't even know what that means, proportionally captivating.
80:25Has this person spent a night with Dak, and they can attest to how proportionally accurate he is?
80:30Who can say? Yeah. I don't know. Someone also said the Lowe's commercials moved him up the list, which again, blew my
80:37mind, because I actually think he's terrible at the Lowe's commercials, but what do I know?
80:42I can't even remember this. Doesn't he also have like a mattress thing?
80:47Doesn't he do mattress commercials? Yeah. He did the sleep number.
80:50Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He did a lot of ads that one year.
80:54Yeah. And then someone just wrote, imagine if he had any charisma whatsoever would do wonders.
80:59Oh, I will say this. I think Dak was more punished.
81:03The real comments was how many people were like, I don't want to rank him this high because I hate the Cowboys, but I will.
81:11So I think he overcame the Cowboy bias, which I thought actually spoke volumes.
81:15Totally. I get that. He's a handsome guy. Fourth round pick.
81:19Is he the lowest? Is he going to be the lowest drafted quarterback on this in the top five?
81:25Probably by a significant amount. Well, no. Yeah. We got Jalen Hurts as a second rounder.
81:30So yeah. Yeah. Okay. Any other thoughts? So Dak at five, Tua at six, Jordan Love at seven, Shadur at eight.
81:37I was shocked by Jordan Love and Tua. Same.
81:40Dak, I think, is in the right spot. And Shadur, this is why I don't understand women.
81:45I'm just surprised that Shadur is below Jordan Love.
81:48I agree. And Tua. I just. Yeah. But again, I think we as men, I think we're viewing it more objectively.
81:55And I think that they're factoring in other things.
81:57That's true. And I will say, Shadur does on the photo look boyish.
82:02Whereas Jordan Love, he does look more like a man, like an older guy.
82:06Like an older guy. Yeah. I don't know. I think Dak also looks most like a man than any quarterback.
82:12Dak, if you were going to be like, rank these guys by like, who could chop down a tree?
82:19Yeah. He's bringing on the bacon. This guy. Yeah.
82:21Who could pick me up the easiest? Dak. Make me feel small.
82:25You know what I mean? Yeah, I think you're right.
82:28He's a throwback man. Women just want to be picked up.
82:32You know what I mean? Dak can do it.
82:35Yeah. Who could pick me up, set me in the kitchen counter?
82:39Dak. Yeah. He's going to be good for all these memes.
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83:48All right. We are now joined by ESPN's Mina Kimes, one of the greatest football analysts that America has today.
83:55And we're going to not talk about football whatsoever, Mina, because crucially, you were also a woman, which we have perhaps been
84:02missing from our analysis of the hottest quarterbacks that we've been ranking.
84:06Just a little bit missing of maybe a woman's touch.
84:09So you texted me the first time you put out the beginning of the hot quarterback rankings.
84:14You said this list stinks. A little harsh, a little harsh.
84:18I've come off of that as the list has gone on.
84:21There were just a few things I objected to early on.
84:25But overall, it's not a bad list. I have some quibbles, which we'll discuss.
84:29And I'd also like to just say, first of all, it's an honor and a privilege to be here to discuss this,
84:36but also to walk in the footsteps of the seven who, you know, I'm an AP voter.
84:42I don't think they take that as seriously as these women took this ranking.
84:46They are honorable. They are knowledgeable. They clearly ground the film.
84:50They are consummate ball knowers. Balls knowers? I don't know.
84:53Totally. Gross. Sorry, gross. And I just wanted a note of appreciation for the work that they've done before we work the part.
85:00Do you think, I feel like, you know, this whole thing kind of started because one, the Jimmy G thing, was Jimmy G going to retire?
85:08Who's the next hottest quarterback? But also, DK Heifetz and I were like, oh, I wonder what the difference is between what women think and what men think.
85:17And, you know, I think we know who the top four is going to be unless Trevor Lawrence comes out off the third rope.
85:25Why can't he say that? I don't think he's going to.
85:29But I do think the final four is going to be what we all thought.
85:33We think it's going to be some order of Herbert, Burrow, Allen, and Hertz.
85:38And that's what the three of us had. And it seems like that's what the seven has.
85:43So we're on the same page. It seems like there is a clear-cut big four.
85:48Clear-cut big four. Clear-cut big two, I would argue.
85:51And then a pretty sizable gap. I don't know, Grant, talk about this in detail.
85:56But, like, it's a very top-heavy stacked at one and two field that's like the Dodgers and the Yankees.
86:02Like, there's, well, maybe not the Yankees right now.
86:05But there's two guys up there who I think everybody agrees belong in the top two.
86:10And after that, it's more of a matter of taste.
86:13Should we do, before we do top four, should we get Mina's, like, biggest gripe so far?
86:18I think we have to. Yes. I think that's a good call.
86:22Tua over Caleb Williams is one of the greatest miscarriages of justice I've ever seen.
86:27So, that's, seven, I, like I said, so much respect for you.
86:31But when I heard that, I almost had to pull over my car.
86:35Like, I could not believe that. Shaking with rage.
86:38Yeah. Caleb, if I had to buy stock in a young quarterback, maybe both on and off, right?
86:44The field. He would be it. I don't know if you guys saw, he lost a little bit of weight.
86:50He looks good. He looks fantastic. Looks good. How did Tua?
86:54He was the surprise one, I think, of this whole process.
86:57Because, like, first of all, unclear exactly if he's a starting quarterback.
87:01He's probably a starting quarterback. But I think there was some confusion over that and the voting.
87:06And I did not expect Tua to be on this list at all.
87:10No. Yeah, we had him, like, middle of the pack.
87:14Caleb, I agree, though. Caleb lost a little bit of the baby weight.
87:18He's got the nice mustache now. He was really cooking in this presser.
87:22He looked really good. Fringe top four. Yeah, I think fringe top four is fair.
87:27I think, I was trying to think if there was anyone else who I could really make an argument deserve to be higher.
87:34Caleb was the most glaring one to me. There are some guys, and I texted you guys about this, because I've been
87:41around a lot of these guys in person for work purposes.
87:45I think there are some where I might be rating them higher based on aura, as the kids say.
87:51Just experiencing the aura. Or negative aura. Is there a word for negative?
87:55Craig, you're the youngest person here. Craig's birthday was yesterday.
87:58He's much younger than me. Craig's birthday was Sunday.
88:01The opposite of aura? What is the opposite of aura?
88:04We have Gen Z producers here. Can they help us with that?
88:08Maybe we have it right now by asking the question.
88:11Yeah, I just feel like we're dripping with negative aura.
88:14Can you just have a beta aura? Is that really what it's about?
88:19Yeah, maybe. The sigma aura and beta aura. I don't know if I want to name the beta.
88:24I wrote them down. She's got a list. You want to hear the positive aura, guys?
88:29The guys who, when you're around them, and it's some that I've done just interviews with, we've had on set.
88:36I've been in a couple commercials with some, like the ones who are higher.
88:40Okay, one is very obvious. Who do you think is the most obvious this guy has insane aura guy?
88:46Baker. Yes, it's Baker. It's very obviously Baker. The second you're around him, you're like, I get it.
88:52Baker's the fucking best. It's why Baker's as high as he is.
88:56Like, I had him seventh, and it's like, I think he's a nice looking guy, but I feel like just vibes around Baker are through the roof.
89:05I thought when he was in Tahoe golfing, like, he's just the fucking man.
89:09Also, Baker is the rare thing where he summed himself up the best because someone asked, was it last year?
89:15Someone asked him, do you feel like you've had a comeback or like people like you more?
89:21He's like, I've been the same person the whole time.
89:24It's you guys who've changed what you think about me.
89:27I've been the same guy. I also think his height almost helps.
89:31Like, if he was 6'4", it wouldn't work as well.
89:34I like that he's like 5'11". He's too cocky.
89:37Yeah. Yeah, I like it. It works for him.
89:40Real life, like, Baker has always been better when people doubt him.
89:44Like, this year, the contract motivation, I'm like, man, maybe he'll win MVP.
89:48I'm like, every year that people believe in Baker, it kind of goes poorly.
89:52You mentioned height, so that's another one. I have another guy who actually has higher aura in person, and it's not Bryce Young.
90:00It's where my brain went. It's Brock Purdy. And here's why.
90:03When you meet him in real life, you realize he's not small.
90:07It's like the Steph Curry effect, right? Where like Steph Curry is actually very tall, and if you see him around normal
90:14men, you realize, oh, he's just around giants and more perspective is thrown.
90:18I feel like Brock Purdy, because he has to stand like near Trent Williams, people just think he's like a little small bean.
90:26He's not. He's like 6'2". He's like a normal kind of tall guy, and he's got like a nice face.
90:32He's very pleasant. But he was one where the first time I saw him for a song, I was like, whoa.
90:39I feel like in my head, I was like, maybe boy Brock, and he's just not at all.
90:44Yeah, not according to DK, who run to 32nd on this list.
90:48Maybe I need to meet him. Very nice. I hate to see that bias out of you.
90:54Come on. It's just, it's naked bias. Yes, I know for sure that it's because he's a 49er.
91:00Also, I agree. Like, he doesn't look very big.
91:02I was kind of like, he's a little shrimp guy, but he is 220 pounds.
91:07No, he's a little shrimp guy. He's a dick.
91:10We had an emailer a few years ago describe that she helped Brock Purdy in a Lululemon for 90 minutes, and then
91:17after the end of it, all the women in a Lululemon realized he was the quarterback of the 49ers.
91:23But none of them had any clue he was a pro athlete for an hour and a half.
91:29He is a very regular guy vibe. I mean, so is Baker, right?
91:33Like, Baker, if he wasn't Baker, would just be a guy who lives on your block or something.
91:39Mina, do you like it when Purdy drops the Dougie, or do you think it's corny?
91:44It's surprisingly smooth, but also feels like that's his one move.
91:47Because Baker also drops the Dougie. He's only got one move.
91:51Dougie, right? It's Baker's move. Are we still? Oh, yeah.
91:54If you're a white guy and you can naturally pull off the Dougie, you should.
91:59You know? Right. It's rare. I always thought Mike Kosicki's gritty was pretty good.
92:03You know what I mean? But... Mina, can you say the negative aura of the guys we've already discussed on the list?
92:10I can refresh everyone's memory. Two guys who are going to be in the top four.
92:16Wow. I know one of them. I feel like...
92:18I think Mina's going to be anti-Burrow is my prediction, but we'll see.
92:23Maybe I'll wait until we get to the top four.
92:26Should we just do it? Should we go to number four?
92:29Let's get into it. So again, we're revealing the top four hottest quarterbacks entering the 2026 NFL season, as voted on by
92:36all seven of the women who listened to this show.
92:39So... So... Without further ado, drumroll? Drumroll. Oh, that audio is probably terrible, DK, but I appreciate it.
92:45I only did it for a second. No, it's okay.
92:48All right. The fourth hottest quarterback in the NFL for 2026.
92:52We have... Justin Herbert, quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers.
92:55Herbert! Called it. That's correct. I think. I think that's the right pick.
92:59Rock solid number four. I... Herbert... My favorite... There are a lot of good comments in Herbert.
93:05My favorite one being someone just wrote, Justin Herbert, a tree worth climbing.
93:09He's enormous. I just was at Chargers camp, and when he walks by...
93:13Like all... You know, there's another guy who's enormous who we're going to get to probably, I would guess, next.
93:19But it is kind of shocking how tall Justin Herbert is.
93:23And he's, I believe, taller than Josh, actually. He's got like an inch on him, right?
93:28He's listed at 6'6", 236. Yeah. That's a big man.
93:31A mountain of a man. I have a question for you, Mina, because I think from a male point of view, his
93:38impending nuptials to Madison Beer raises the bar. I think it's more impressive from a male point of view.
93:44Yes. I have so many notes on this. Does that matter as a woman?
93:49Or is that actually a negative? Okay. So you got to parse it out a little bit.
93:54Yeah. Because there's him and then the guy who I think is going to be next are both with like pop stars and gorgeous, beautiful women.
94:03I would argue, however, just as an aside, a quarterback who ranked probably a little bit too low is married to one
94:10of the hottest women I've ever seen in my life.
94:13And that would be Jared Goff. Right. Holy crap.
94:16Just like look at him if you don't know.
94:18You're like him? Well, actually, it's funny because you see him and I remember I saw them together.
94:24Jared Goff's one, two in person. You're like, he's like the hottest guy in a frat when you're in college.
94:31You're just like, oh, but he's not super swaggy.
94:34He's just a good looking guy. Here's the thing.
94:36Okay. No is the short answer. I think being with somebody who's really, really hot makes men more attractive to other men more so than women.
94:45With women, however, you don't punish them for it.
94:48And it's not like, oh, I actually don't like him now or I like him because he's with like a, you know, his high school sweetheart or whatever.
94:56Although I think women do like that. It's whether or not they're wife guys.
95:01Right. So it's how hard do they go? Like, so another guy who was early on your list, I took a note
95:08of this, Jordan Love, elite wife guy. Yes. Elite.
95:11Elite. In fact, we had him on our show and he just would not stop talking about his wife and how cool
95:18she was and how funny she is. And it was honestly one of the hottest things I've ever seen.
95:24So it's less about the attractiveness of the woman and more about how he talks about her and whether or not he seems like he's obsessed with her.
95:33That makes a quarterback attractive to girls. Well, I would also say we don't know a lot about what Justin Herbert thinks
95:40because we don't, he doesn't talk a whole lot.
95:43He just gave like a raving quote about her.
95:46Did you see this? Oh, did he? No. What did he say?
95:50He was like, this is the only good question I've been asked today.
95:54Sorry to interrupt you. But yes, we do not know a lot about what he thinks.
95:59Yeah. Like, do you think Justin Herbert's quietness? Because I feel like, you know, when players talk about him, I think Derwin
96:06James is just like, oh, people don't actually know him.
96:09Like he's the man inside the locker room. You don't get a lot of that from Herbert.
96:14And do you think that plays into like the mystique and mystery of Justin Herbert, how quiet he is?
96:20He's this quiet, intellectual, giant mountain of a man.
96:23Does that play into the attraction for you? Or I think for the seven, I would guess.
96:29I know you guys have your quotes. I don't think it.
96:32Well, in some ways it's good because some of these guys, the more they talk.
96:37Correct. The less good it is. And so I do think maybe women appreciate that they don't know a lot about what Justin Herbert thinks.
96:45In my experience, I've spent like really a lot of time around him because I did a story on him in 2021, I think.
96:53You had the anecdote that he returns his shopping carts all the time.
96:57Yeah, I went to Oregon for his golf tournament.
97:00I met his family, his lovely family. He is like, I've been around introverted NFL players before.
97:05He is another level, like in terms of just not.
97:08And I know it's some of his media. He really does not.
97:12He's not comfortable with media. I think that's pretty obvious.
97:15But like he is a quiet, quiet man. I know that was that was my impression is like when you were talking
97:22about wife guys and how they pump up their wives or whatever and like talk about them and rave about that.
97:29I'm like, I don't know if I've ever heard him say a damn word about Madison Beer.
97:35Not that I've been reading every single interview with him, but I will say like they are pretty cute hanging out like courtside and all that stuff.
97:43Like he's willing to go out in public with her and kind of make appearances and all that.
97:49Which is big for him. Yeah. Anyway, yeah. What do we got in terms of the comments here?
97:55The comments. Yeah. So someone wrote, I show Justin Herbert to my wife and my wife said, hello, sailor.
98:01Yes, please. Hello, sailor. Someone wrote, Herbert is heavily dependent on what haircut he has at any given time.
98:07But the current iteration is working. Thank you, Madison Beer, which was a heavy sentiment was that Herbert's hair is volatile.
98:14But the number one, my favorite comment someone wrote about Herbert was that Justin Herbert looks like he could chop wood, build
98:21a cabin, fix a transmission, catch a fish with his bare hands, disappear into the wilderness for six months, come back with a beard and life lessons.
98:29Yeah. There's, there's a little bit of, you know, the, the tick tock sensation Thor that just chops trees and stuff.
98:36There's a little bit of that going on with like Herbert, everything he does.
98:40He's like, Oh God. Yeah. You ever seen train dreams?
98:44Like Herbert could have been train dreams. Right. He talked about as much as that guy does too.
98:49Yeah. I do think Herbert has the best. I think when it's right, Herbert has the best hair of any starting quarterback.
98:56Do you remember when he shaved his head? I think it was like maybe, was it during the pandemic?
99:02Yeah. Infinite or a loss. Super cuts. Yeah. The thing I find so funny about Justin Herbert is that even, so he's been dating.
99:10It's quite a quick engagement now that I think about it, because I think they've been together for less than a year.
99:17But, you know, she's a pop star and they go places and like, they go, you know, they go to courtside, they're at restaurants, they're at events now.
99:26He still looks like everything he's wearing is free.
99:29Like, there has been zero glow up. I mean, it's like a branded NFL sweatshirt.
99:34He'll only wear like a compression sleeve on a date.
99:37A lot of the athleisure that's been delivered to his front door.
99:41Like, I mean, I know we have a picture of him here in his suit, but it doesn't he doesn't look comfortable.
99:48No, but I do think I think that plays into why Herbert is appealing.
99:52He's just like this quiet guy, this kind of meek fellow who kind of isn't interested in this whole thing.
99:59And it's why the whole relationship with Madison Bure, I feel like, came out of nowhere.
100:04Because to be honest, he would have been like in the bottom five of people I would suggest would date a pop
100:11star or I would think would ever date a pop star.
100:14Right. But he, you know, I think it's been a nice, it's been a nice like combination, the two of them, because I think it felt unexpected.
100:23Do we know how they met? Probably being really rich and hot in Los Angeles.
100:28Yeah. What's the what's the like rich people like Tinder thing?
100:31Raya. Raya. Yeah. I feel like when you're that famous, though, like your agents set you up or your boss.
100:38Right. Some of my people talk to someone's manager reaches out to someone's manager.
100:42Hey, she saw him on TV. Hundred percent. He was cute getting his ass kicked behind that offensive line.
100:48You know, yeah, there's yeah, it can fix him.
100:51OK, should we go to the top three? Let's do it.
100:55Yes, we should say Herbert was fourth in our composite rankings of three of us.
100:59Justin Herbert's fourth. Dak Prescott was five. Going on out the top three.
101:03This is this is where it really becomes a game here.
101:07So before does any does everyone have predictions here?
101:10Everyone seems to be dancing around it. I mean, I think it's.
101:14Yeah. Josh Allen. Oh, you think it's Burrow over?
101:17It's definitely Allen. Oh, OK. Top two are very clear to me.
101:20Oh, I didn't. I thought we were talking about Allen and Hertz for the top two, but OK.
101:26Really? Oh, really? Oh, I assume Burrow and Hertz.
101:29My bad. My bad. Well, we'll see. So the number three hottest quarterback in the NFL, the seven have voted Joe Burrow.
101:36Oh! Josh Allen over Joe Burrow? This is a huge.
101:39It's a Haley Steinfeld bump. Yeah. It's the Haley Steinfeld bump.
101:43It's got daddy energy now. Yeah. I think two years ago, this is Josh Allen and now it's Burrow because of Haley.
101:50Or more correctly. Totally. OK, let's get into it here because of how Josh Allen is like Haley Steinfeld.
101:56She's the light of my life. The mother of my.
101:59It's what I was talking about. Wife guy. Where Joe Burrow always walks 10 feet in front of his rumored girlfriend.
102:06Women are punishing him. Rumored girlfriend. Women are punishing him for not being a boyfriend guy.
102:11Wow. I like that. I think Allen having the baby girl.
102:14I mean, like Josh, Joe Burrow is talking about his telescope and Josh Allen is talking about his daughter.
102:20He's talking about his crystals. I think that is a separator right now.
102:25Because we've learned what we've learned from the seven is that they appreciate a man who feels like an adult.
102:31Yeah. I want to ask. Yes. And I think Josh Allen has that.
102:35Are you comfortable saying what you texted us when you showed the Josh Allen picture?
102:40You can read it. Let me set it up.
102:43I'm just going to say, you sent this on Instagram.
102:46It was Josh Allen talking about the feeling of holding his baby daughter in his arms.
102:51And that feeling could never be replicated. And you wrote, and I quote, a million ovaries just activated.
102:57Activated. I love that. He. Okay. So this. In addition, I think.
103:01Well, should we talk about Burrow or Allen here?
103:04I guess Allen. Both. I think both. I think that this is the juxtaposition.
103:08This is the story of the. This is what we've learned from the exercise.
103:13I think Allen really benefits. Because I have a list of pros and cons here.
103:17And I wrote pros. The dad video I sent you.
103:21He just seems like a great hang. Mm-hmm. I think more than any of the other three in the top four.
103:27If I'm being honest. I think Josh Allen is the good, the nice guy in the frat in the movie.
103:34And Joe Burrow could be the mean guy in the frat.
103:37Yeah. And I think that's the difference. Josh Allen's sticking up.
103:41I think that's the most important thing. If I read for pros for Josh Allen, I wrote, quote, I probably would have
103:48let him cheat off me in high school because he gave me a cute nickname.
103:52Oh, that's good. You remind me of like the guy in election who runs for president?
103:58Chris Klein plays him, I think? No, who plays him?
104:01Election. Yeah. Anyways, like the jock, like the sweet jock who runs for president, who's like a good guy, school president.
104:07Have you guys not seen election? I've seen election, yeah.
104:11I haven't seen that. I'm just kind of going along.
104:14Anyways. It was Chris Klein, yeah. I think he has four quadrants approval.
104:18Yeah. So I think, so the wrinkle I want to give you is that, you know, I don't want to get too
104:25analytics heavy here, but Joe Burrow actually had slightly more first place votes than Josh Allen did.
104:30But Josh scored way higher when it comes to more consistently the top five, the top 10.
104:36And he did not have any, one woman put Josh, or none of the seven people voting for this put Josh Allen really below average, truthfully.
104:44And so I, but the notes though do bear out what you're saying, which was based, someone summed up really, really well
104:51with, is there a term for when you're hotter because of your wife?
104:55And it is. Yeah. He's clearly like in love with her.
104:59Yeah. There's so many funny comments. Can I read you some of the, the Burrow stuff?
105:04Please do. Did anyone know that the 10 feet walking in front of his girlfriend thing?
105:09Does anyone know? No, but that's a good thing.
105:12That's so good. Every dime. Okay. Sorry. It's, I will say that the Burrow thing, I do think that when he, his
105:19stylist dress, a lot of women pointed this out.
105:22And the, you know, the thing that happened before is a lot of lesbians emailed us and said that they are attracted to Joe Burrow.
105:30And I was unbelievable how many, at this point I'm up to, we're almost that like double digit people who've just commented up like, yep.
105:38And, but the thing that the lesbians pointed out to me was that Joe Burrow, when he has his stylist dress him, dresses like pagebackers, like really fashionably.
105:47And, but that when Joe Burrow dresses himself, he dresses like a 12 year old boy, which is like, he wears a
105:54shirt that says taco cat backwards, spells taco cat.
105:57And like, that's him left up to his own devices.
106:00And that's the guy who buys Batmobiles and buys his offensive lineman katanas.
106:04And I do think that's the separation. Joe, Joe Burrow strikes me as like, if he wasn't very good, like people's like
106:11interpretation of his hotness would be very different. I don't know.
106:15You think so? See, I think Joe Burrow is like objectively much better looking than Josh Allen.
106:20Like just take out personality, wife, all of it.
106:23If you literally just put their faces next to each other, Joe Burrow, like clearly, maybe not clearly, but like there was
106:30a point where you could not avoid videos on TikTok about Joe Burrow that made you feel like you'd be put on the FBI list.
106:38Like he, he was so lusted after peak the summer.
106:41I turned pretty guys. Joe Burrow was, it was almost like who's benefiting more from the comparison, Conrad or Joe Burrow.
106:48Oh, that's all. Heifetz is laying right there. Get in here.
106:51I have been trying to talk to them about Conrad from somewhere.
106:55I turned pretty. Like they're like the same guy and everything, including hot, slightly pathetic.
107:00It's incredible. The, my favorite comment. So a couple of the ones people wrote about Joe Burrow was Joe Burrow looks like
107:07Anakin from episode three on a good day, but Anna's can from episode two on a bad day.
107:13Okay. Very specific. Love that. Good though. Someone wrote Burrow was hard to place due to the ever changing hairstyle.
107:19I don't know if he's going to look like Eminem or Macaulay Culkin from home alone.
107:24That was what I was just going to mention.
107:27It's like, I just have Joe Burrow in Google images up here and it's like, he has a different haircut at every single picture.
107:35It's crazy. The, um, the longer sort of almost Herbert esque haircut to me is like the top one here, but I don't know.
107:42He's also, to me, he's very, very Gen Z.
107:45Yeah. The, he's almost in that Jackson Dart thing where I'm like, I don't, I don't know what I would say to this guy.
107:53I couldn't talk to him. Yeah. He loves Batman.
107:56There's a maturity to Josh Allen that I feel like Burrow doesn't, we're also just assuming Josh Allen is second place.
108:03We don't know that. Sure, sure. There you are.
108:05If Josh Allen beats the person who should be in the first place, I might have to ask to be like removed
108:12from this podcast just because I don't want to be associated with the backlash that's going to ensue.
108:18That's fair. One more note on Burrow and Allen, I guess.
108:22Burrow, because we've brought this up every, every time we talk about guys, very clearly has veneers.
108:27Yes. So he's not all natural. Not all natural.
108:30Yeah, Mina, we've decided veneers are the boob jobs for men.
108:34I really enjoyed your guys' discovery of veneers over recording this podcast.
108:37Feels like you learn a little bit more about them every episode.
108:41As somebody who works in television, I am around a lot of veneers.
108:45I won't name names, but it is crazy how rampant they are with, and also the difference between veneers that are well
108:52done and veneers that are just, you know, Staphordian, if you will.
108:56How do you rank Burrow's veneers? Like at one to ten?
109:00On the scale of Aaron Judge to ten. On a scale, like ten would be, you can't tell, ten is you can't tell they're there.
109:08Like you can't really tell their veneers. One would be like Matthew Stafford.
109:12Like peak Miley Cyrus veneers? Okay, so yeah, Miley Cyrus.
109:15When Joe, I think he first got them after his rookie season, because I remember the first time seeing him, his face being like, whoa, that's different.
109:24And then they kind of feel like they've softened over time to the point where now you can look up, look up
109:31rookie year Joe Burrow face and then look up year two somehow.
109:35But I do think he's grown into them a little bit.
109:38His definitely are not egregious. So wait, while we have that photo up, hold on, while we have that photo up, I
109:45do want to mention a lot of women, and I think this may have been what punished him.
109:51My pet theory, for the other reason Joe Burrow may have not come in the top two, is I think a lot
109:58of women Googled the profile photo of him, and he gets done dirty by a lot of these photos.
110:04Because half the women who look at that photo we have up there, and you're on Spotify, Netflix, you can watch the
110:11video of us, we have photos up. A lot of women said he looks like a serial killer.
110:17And only in the head-on shot, he kind of gets done dirty.
110:21Every other photo of Burrow is pretty good, but his headshots over the years are, for whatever reason, they don't really do him any justice.
110:29I feel like Josh Allen has weird headshots too, though, if I remember correctly.
110:33Because I did a charity fundraiser, and some Bills fan requested Josh Allen's face on an actual buffalo.
110:39And I remember looking at all of his headshots and thinking, he kind of looks like the way my toddler draws people,
110:46which is just a circle with two big dots.
110:49And his headshots. Pull up a Josh Allen headshot, and you will see exactly what I'm talking about.
110:54There's a lot of room on that face. Oh my God.
110:58Yeah. I think, though, we should have seen this coming.
111:01Based on the way The Seven has voted, they seem to have valued maturity and dad energy over maybe more stereotypical, like vapid hotness stuff.
111:09And Burrow's more Hollywood. He's more diva. He's got the fancy clothes.
111:13He's at the fashion shows. Josh Allen is like chopping wood in upstate New York, and people like that.
111:19In retrospect, the guy who bought a Batmobile and Katanas, I see how he's going to be top two.
111:25This is what I'm talking about. I'm like, I have nothing in common.
111:29I could not figure out what to talk to.
111:32He owns a Katana. That's half an hour of conversation.
111:35Just tell me about your sword. They were like, what kind of telescope did you buy?
111:40And he's like, I don't know. It was like a big one.
111:44He's like, it's cool, though. Looking at galaxies. Not wrong.
111:47All right. Should we get to the top two?
111:50Really top one. Yeah. So now I think you announced number one.
111:54So we're ready to talk about Trevor Lawrence now.
111:57The upset of the century. Yeah. Who's the biggest dark horse that could sneak in?
112:02Sam Darnold? Hasn't been mentioned. Sure. All right. It's time.
112:05The whole year has been building to this. The man taking Jimmy Garoppolo's throne as the hottest quarterback in the National Football
112:12League is none other than Jalen Hurts of the Eagles.
112:15Thank you. Thank goodness. It's the right choice. Undeniable.
112:18Jalen Hurts received almost 45% of first place votes.
112:21He's a runaway. It's astonishing. Wow. But I would like to just start by saying someone put Jalen Hurts is a 99 Madden rating on every hot metric.
112:30Hair, eyes, smile, confidence, swagger, teeth, voice, and disposition.
112:33Disposition? Vibe? He's kind of quiet. The vibe from the seven on Jalen Hurts, if I could summarize them, is basically, he
112:40is basically perfect looking and chiseled from marble. He is an all women management team on agents and marketing and everything that goes a long way.
112:48And he doesn't speak, which seems to be a huge plus.
112:52Yeah. So I have a take on Jalen Hurts.
112:54Obvious. First of all, obvious choice. Good work seven.
112:57No one. I don't think anyone. It's kind of like Jimmy Garoppolo was so objectively the hottest, not just quarterback, but like
113:04player in football that it was kind of comforting to not have to debate it at the time.
113:10And he was actually so hot, it was freeing for men to talk about how hot he was.
113:16Like when you reach a level where men are just comfortable being like, damn, that's a good looking dude.
113:22I feel like Hurts is close to that. Not quite, but almost there.
113:26And it's funny because he's like one of the most polarizing quarterbacks in terms of how we debate him about his football.
113:33But as far as his looks go, this just feels right.
113:37It feels true. As someone who is about a decade older than him, and again, I don't know the breakdown of the voters of the seven or whatever.
113:46Right. It feels easier to talk about his looks because he is spiritually 45.
113:50So like, I'm not like, that's a child. Even though, what is it like, 28?
113:55I don't know. I'm just, he's just like an old man in every, he's, you know, he dresses like.
114:01He's 27. Turns 28 next week. Okay. Wow. You know, he's, they always say he's like 90s fine.
114:07Like he looks like he's from like a 1990s sitcom.
114:10He's just, you know, old. I think he's objectively the best looking man on this list.
114:15Like just on paper, black and white, he is by far has all of the most attractive qualities.
114:21I do think the only downside, I would say, I was talking to my wife, Liz, about the top four and who
114:28she, she picked Josh Allen, I think because of just personality and vibe.
114:32She was like, Jalen Hurts objectively extremely hot seems kind of boring.
114:36Yeah. Yeah. It is a kind of a testament to his hotness that he's so easily number one, despite not seeing that like fun.
114:43The thought that I really, my favorite comment on Jalen Hurts.
114:47I will just read you it verbatim because I thought it was just absolutely breathtaking.
114:52Someone wrote, Jimmy Garoppolo is the kind of hot that gets you a lead role in multiple Hallmark holiday movies.
114:58Unequivocally handsome and rugged, but ultimately approachable. Jalen Hurts is the kind of hot that gets you a lead role in a prestige HBO series.
115:06Smoldering, polished, impervious to bad lighting or the sands of time.
115:10He could walk runways. He can get a designer fragrance ad.
115:13They are not the same. They are not. I would like to refute it.
115:18Jimmy Garoppolo is not approachable. Like I remember the first time I was the Miami Super Bowl, the COVID Super Bowl when it was Niners Chiefs, right?
115:26Yeah. Like I went to media day. I was there early for some reason when he.
115:31So it's a lot of people who don't usually cover these teams at these media days.
115:36When he came out, you could feel everyone's like breath briefly taken away.
115:41Just like collecting. The air leaves the room. Okay.
115:43Mina, have you met Jalen? Is there a quiet charm to him?
115:47I haven't interviewed or anything. I've just been around.
115:50I've been in his presence. Aura? So I can't answer that.
115:54He looks the same in person. So he doesn't.
115:57It's not like he's, you know, better or worse.
115:59I do think he benefits from being a great wife guy, though, to go back to what I said earlier.
116:06He got married to like a beautiful, accomplished woman and seems to love her very much.
116:11And that also might be some points in his favor with these women.
116:15Dress is really nicely. Understated, but very fashionable. I was going to add that, yeah.
116:20Good fashion, good style. Dress is great. Maybe we say that Jalen Hurts has aura, but perhaps not charismatic.
116:26I think the key, the number one key with Jalen Hurts is you have to, the reason I think he's trended a
116:33little down last year was because the Eagles season was bad.
116:36But when Jalen Hurts is smiling, it's unrivaled. Like Jalen Hurts, you have to find a photo of Hurts when he's smiling.
116:43Because almost every single person. I just smiled. You just put that up and I just smiled.
116:49Sorry. I don't know that I can't. Like a knee jerk reaction, yeah.
116:53You can't help it. It's magnetic. Jalen Hurts is so hot, he could pull off a beret.
116:58I know. It's like cool. Good facial hair too.
117:01Yeah. Someone wrote he smells expensive. All right. You smell terrific.
117:05Dude. So I think this is the right choice.
117:08I had Jalen Hurts as my number one as well.
117:11I think it's the right, it's unequivocal. Mina, did you have Hurts one, burrow two?
117:16I did. Yeah. I had Hurts one, burrow two.
117:19I, I, that is, I'm legitimately shocked by burrow.
117:21And you know what? Maybe the seven are a little bit ahead of the NFL commentary yet and thinking burrows shouldn't dine on that Super Bowl run anymore.
117:30Years have passed. Step it up. Feels like they're like, what have you done for me lately, Joe?
117:36Totally. Whereas we're still ranking him very high. I do think that it's a testament to how it's not just about looks, this hotness.
117:44Yes. The fact that Allen ranked above him. Do we think we're going to hear from Jalen Hurts?
117:50Will he comment on this, Heifetz, do you think?
117:52Being anointed the hottest quarterback in the league. Maybe he'll be asked about it and then he'll just stare.
117:59Yeah. He wouldn't answer like, how do you feel after winning the Super Bowl?
118:03He's not going to comment on this. I believe Jalen Hurts has not even confirmed whether he's put his Super Bowl ring on.
118:10Which of the quarterbacks do you think is most likely to be aware of his ranking on this list?
118:16Shadour Sanders. I have to say Shadour. Jackson Dart.
118:19I feel like he's kind of in the mix.
118:22Probably knows what's going on. Jackson Dart came in at 16.
118:26He's probably a little upset about that. Probably thought he deserved top 10.
118:30Yeah, he's like, I thought I proved it last year.
118:33Those five games. That was great. Yeah. I think this is a pretty solid list.
118:38The top four is correct. Quibble with Burrow Allen, but they got the number one right.
118:43So the full list, just so people understand. So the number one hottest quarterback, we have Jalen Hurts.
118:49Josh Allen, the Shocker, is number two. Burrow at three.
118:52Justin Herbert at four. Dak Prescott rounds out the top five.
118:55And then the top 10. Tua at six. Jordan Love, Shadour Sanders, Caleb Williams, Baker round out the top 10.
119:02And then we've got Matt Stafford, Bryce Young, Brock Purdy, Jaden Daniels, Tyler Shuck, Jackson Dart.
119:07Mina, are there any other parting thoughts you have for us as we've done this exercise to just ranking hot quarterbacks?
119:14The only clearing out my notebook here. The only thing I didn't mention was after going through your list, looking at their photos and thinking through it.
119:22And I don't think this is just my age talking here.
119:26Remember, we're living in a moment where NFL coaches are hotter than NFL quarterbacks.
119:30I totally think you're right. Maybe you're next ranking.
119:33Just saying. We have discussed that for next summer.
119:36I think the question is, can we make it to next summer?
119:40I know. Should we do it in August? Should we just do it starting next summer?
119:45Are you going to demand it? Mina, you're going to have to come back for that.
119:50Yeah. I've obviously gotten a lot of takes. There's a couple.
119:54Mike McCarthy is looking good at training camp. Sure.
119:56Just going to say it. I have one final question, though.
120:00So there was a time I would say when, you know, Tom Brady probably for most of his career was considered top three, hottest quarterback in the NFL.
120:09Maybe number one for many people. But when he got drafted, I don't think anybody would have said that.
120:15No, absolutely not. It took some time, whether that's just from getting more in shape and some baby fat or other things.
120:22He got a lot hotter. Some other things. Yeah.
120:25Mina, is there anyone right now that you are like, is not even top ten that you think has a shot five
120:32years from now to be a Tom Brady? Who's two years away from being two years away?
120:37I'll mention the guy who I have interviewed who's on your list but outside the top ten.
120:43And I could see Tyler Shuck aging really well.
120:46Oh, wow. Yeah. Interesting. But I don't know if he's as likely to invest in himself the way Tom Brady did.
120:52So I don't know. Maybe he wouldn't be my pick as most likely to do that.
120:57But I do think he's one where, I mean, I'm saying aging really well.
121:02He's already our age, right? No, just kidding. Oh.
121:05Hey. Hey-o. But he is one where I think as he gets a little bit older, I think he might crack the top ten.
121:12I had him. I had him in the top ten.
121:16He was one of – I was like way off from these other two guys on that one.
121:21Interesting. Yeah. I think he's ruggedly handsome. He'll be okay.
121:25And a blonde. I got to say, for blonde men out there, what a showing.
121:29I mean, you have Burrow. You have Herbert. You have Shuck.
121:33Shuck. Not bad for blonde men. Who I think sometimes get a bad rap, you know?
121:38Jared Goff. Is Jared Goff blonde? Yeah, Jared Goff.
121:41Yeah. Jared Goff suffers from the fact that he looks kind of like Ryan Gosling, but like on Quaaludes or something.
121:48Right. Like if Ryan Gosling had two other brothers like the Hemsworths, Jared Goff would be one of them.
121:54Right. Yeah, that's fair. Mina, thank you so much for coming on.
121:57This has been a joy. And now, we couldn't have done this without you for being totally honest.
122:03No, stop. Stop. Shout out to the seven. Shout out to you guys.
122:07Podcast is great. I actually think I'm talking about real quarterbacks.
122:11Or not real quarterbacks, but actual football. Quarterbacks through an actual football lens on Bill's pod this week.
122:17So this is a nice downhill from here. Ask Bill who he thinks the hottest quarterback is.
122:22Ooh. Yeah. Okay. I will. His what is this Maxim magazine line was pretty good.
122:27Yeah. I'm like, damn, we kind of are. Drake May didn't crack the top 16, did he?
122:32No. Drake May was an honorable mention. He came in 20th, basically.
122:36Mina, where would you have Trevor Lawrence? That was kind of like a controversy.
122:41There's some people that think he's hot. I saw, I think a post at one point that said Trevor Lawrence looks like
122:48a horse made a wish to become a human.
122:50And I've just never been able to get that out of my head.
122:55I'm not criticizing his looks. I'm just referencing a post that I've not been able to get out of my head.
123:01Right. So that's all. That was emailed to us as well, that post.
123:05We also may have said that one. Where did Lawrence rank?
123:09Can you say? Low enough that I think we agreed it would be insulting.
123:13Okay. All right. Guys are like, maybe this is Trevor's tear.
123:17I'm like, what? We were going to do all 32, and then we were kind of like, is that a bad taste?
123:24We were like, yeah, maybe. Kind of not really the spirit of what we're going for.
123:29No, we want to celebrate good-looking men. Right. Positivity.
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