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1:17Fall's officially here, and if you actually know my wife, you know that she's completely obsessed with everything autumn.
1:22One of her favorite fall traditions is wandering through the apple orchard.
1:26She loves apple orchards for some reason, and what she'll do is she likes those warm caramel-coated apples, right?
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2:17It's 1 o'clock here on the East Coast, which means, by the way, it is 5 o'clock somewhere.
2:22Time to get happy hour started. I'm David Michelle Beadle, former D1 quarterback Mo Hassan.
2:26I am merely Matthew Berry. I'm ready to talk some fantasy football.
2:29It is a Wednesday. It is hump day. A hump day.
2:32That's the best commercial. Of all time? No. Not of all time.
2:36We can do an hour of time. Good God.
2:38That might be my favorite one of that particular insurance brand here as well.
2:42By the way, Fastball Freddy drinks for free in the pregame lounge.
2:45Nice game last night for him. All right, Beadle.
2:48All right. Let's get to it. We're going to start with news.
2:51Travion Henderson. Multiple weeks now is what he's going to miss with a high ankle sprain.
2:56What does that mean for the backfield in Patriotville?
2:58Yeah, it's going to be all Ramondre Stevenson now.
3:01They signed Hassan Hoskins to their practice squad. Corey Kiner got some run last week.
3:05But it's going to be mostly Ramondre Stevenson. You think about that week one where Travion Henderson was out the first game for the Patriots.
3:1285% of the snaps, 23 touches for Ramondre Stevenson since the start of 2024.
3:16When Ramondre gets this kind of work, right? When he gets more than 15 touches, he's averaging over 16 fantasy points per game.
3:22We like how this offense is turning around. Drake Maye starts to look like, oh yeah, that's Drake Maye again.
3:28They're going to get A.J. Brown here back soon as well.
3:31So I think Ramondre Stevenson is like a borderline RB1.
3:34As long as Travion Henderson is out, I have him at RB10 this week.
3:38Yeah, and back-to-back big volume games. And that's without splitting carries.
3:41Now he is the guy, last two weeks was 16 touches each.
3:44I think more importantly, the reception upside with the passing game.
3:47And Drake May's taking care of the football. He's not turning the ball over in large part because he's checking the ball down.
3:54Not forcing some of those throws that he was previously.
3:56So in comes Stevenson available and ready to take advantage of that.
4:00But Haskins, I know he's on the P squad.
4:02Maybe he gets elevated later. Someone maybe to keep an eye on because they might use him on third downs.
4:08He's very physical, really good in pass production. That's always been his thing is his ability to block.
4:13I believe in the combine he had like 27 reps on 225, which is absurd.
4:17You'll see linebackers do that. Who hasn't done 27 reps on 225?
4:20Come on. Every morning. That's why Beadles lead every morning.
4:23She's just 20. Look at these guns. Exactly. Exactly.
4:26Welcome to the gun show. Population Beatle. But if they want someone for pass protection, I think he could fit that bill later down the road.
4:33Yeah, but I don't disagree. You'll see some Haskins.
4:36You'll see some Corey Kiner. But I think Ramondre is who they trust.
4:39He's going to get a significant workload. And more importantly, the news that Henderson is going to be out for multiple weeks
4:45with this high ankle sprain is interesting. Because look at their upcoming schedule.
4:49Home to the Jets this week. Then they're at Chicago.
4:52Then they're at Miami. Then they play Green Bay.
4:54Packers can't stop anyone. Probably the best defense of the four that I just mentioned is Chicago.
4:59And I don't know that Chicago scares you any at all.
5:02I mean, Marshawn Lloyd just scored two touchdowns against them.
5:05So really nice schedule upcoming here for Ramondre Stevenson, who started his career as a third down back.
5:10Like, he's a nice pass catcher. He can play on all three downs.
5:14They're obviously going to want to give him a breather at some point.
5:17But again, I think he's in RB1. Low end RB1.
5:20But I think he's in RB1 as long as Henderson's out.
5:23And goal line work for an offense that's going to move the ball and score a lot of points.
5:28No doubt. And on my team. Okay. Let's go.
5:31Good job, Beats. Yeah, a little humble brag. They called me a noob in the font.
5:35I just saw that in the little Chiron earlier.
5:38But what do they know? I've never seen the font.
5:41I guess it's been a Ginner's luck for three years in a row.
5:44Cincinnati. We've got the offensive coordinator out there, Dan Pitcher, coming out and saying he's got to figure out a way to split touches in the backfield.
5:52So if you're Chase Brown, are you concerned? How concerning is it?
5:55Yeah, I'm not really worried if Chase Brown is concerned.
5:58I am concerned for all of us that have drafted Chase Brown.
6:01That's so selfish. Fantasy first, NFL second. Let's be clear about this.
6:05I'm very honest. Yeah, he's very honest. He's the person of Roku.
6:08Okay. So let me ask you guys a question.
6:11Is this serious? Let me ask you guys a question.
6:13Yeah, no, no. I need you guys to roll in on this.
6:17Yeah. Oh, God. Because I always say this. There's always the real world and the legal world, right?
6:22You know, just like – and this is what I mean.
6:25No, go with me for a second. There's the real world and there's the legal world.
6:29The legal world is if you go 56 miles an hour in a 55, you are breaking the law.
6:35Yes. That's the legal world. In the real world, you're almost never going to get pulled over from going 56 in a 55.
6:41I love that. Right? Yeah. We agree, right? We agree.
6:44Right. We agree on that, right? So here's the legal world.
6:47Oh. Chase Brown has a season-low 60% snap rate in week five.
6:50Samadji Pirine out-snapped Chase Brown after Chase Brown's fumble in the second quarter, 22-17.
6:54And among running backs with 50 or more rushes this season, Chase Brown is bottom 10 in yards after contact per attempt.
7:00Right? And of course, Bengals offense coordinator Dan Pitcher saying the team is, quote, as you mentioned, Beadle, continuing to assess how
7:06the touch share between Pirine and Chase Brown should play out.
7:10So that's the legal world. That's all the—these are numbers in front of you.
7:13This is all—these are all stats. You can't argue it.
7:16Again, this is 56 in a 55. You have broken the law.
7:20Here's the real world. They're not going into the playoffs or trying to make a run with 31-year-old Samadji Pirine, who at
7:26best has always been a depth piece. At the height of Samadji Pirine's career, he's been what he is now.
7:31He's a third down back. He's going to pass pro.
7:34He's a pro's pro. But he ain't—he ain't special.
7:37The way that the Bengals, who have Super Bowl aspirations, who have, you know, one of the best offenses in the NFL,
7:43like Joe Burrow, Jamar Chase, Tee Higgins, and Samadji Pirine, I'm sorry.
7:46The real world is that they are going to—they're trying to threaten Chase Brown.
7:50He started slow last season as well. They're on a bye this week.
7:54They're going to figure this out with him. And ultimately, I believe Chase Brown is the most talented running back on this team.
8:00He's had a couple of bad weeks at the office.
8:03Last week was not good. I get it. And he was somebody that we thought would be an RB1.
8:08I think he's an RB2 moving forward, bordering on flex.
8:11But I think he's more of a bye low than he is at panic here because the real world is the Cincinnati
8:17Bengals, if they're going to go anywhere this year, they've got to fix Chase Brown.
8:21It ain't going to be with Samadji Pirine and Taj Brooks.
8:24Stop it. That's my take. And it's frustrating, too, because he was balling earlier, getting all those receptions.
8:29He had that game with 10-plus. And I put him in my starting lineup thinking, hey, the Brown gobbler is going to keep on gobbling.
8:36And what do we get? No more gobbling. I will say this.
8:40Millennial Falcon in the Discord says he's been demoted to the Brown Nibbler.
8:43He's no longer the Brown gobbler. That's a good one.
8:46He's the Brown Nibbler. The Brown Nibbler. He's just nibbling on fantasy points and receptions.
8:50He's not gobbling them up. It's just fair. Brown Nibbler, Beetle.
8:54I like that. That's good. There you go. That's good.
8:56We got Beetle on board. Still not saying it, but that's really good.
9:00That's right. You said glory hole earlier. That's an oil term, and I'm very familiar.
9:04I'm from Texas. We say it all the time.
9:07Texas is true. She comes from an oil family, Beetle does.
9:10Yes, yes, yes. All right. Carolina. Jalen Coker on track.
9:13Can I just share something before we get into Jalen Coker?
9:16Beetle and I have one pen between us. Yeah, it's that.
9:19Because producer Damien steals them. He comes in, he gives us a sheet, and then he steals them from us.
9:24That's all he does. He comes in and steals them from us.
9:28And he doesn't even know he's doing it. He's not a thief in real life.
9:32That's what club does. But does he always, like, he comes, he grabs whatever, and then he picks it up and he leaves.
9:38By the way, that's a club though. I've lost more pens from Damien than anywhere else.
9:43Does he have them somewhere? Like a little rat that he's keeping in all of his hands?
9:47I think so. It's interesting. Oh, hey guys. Hey guys.
9:50I will not allow you to besmirch this. I'm smirching away.
9:53Did you check the tape? We looked at the tape.
9:56And? And Damien did not take it. That's not true.
9:59You had it in the A block. We looked when Damien walked in.
10:03He did not take it. The Bermuda Triangle. Are you sitting on it?
10:06I'm not sitting on it. Dude, this is. Oh, wait a minute.
10:10You found it? Oh. Wait, that's my pen. I would like an apology for this man.
10:14Right now. Okay. Right now. Yeah. All right. Get me on camera one.
10:18Camera one. Yeah. Andreas. I would like, I would like to issue an apology, a formal apology for the slander and the
10:24besmirching that I did with producer Damien. That's fair.
10:26And here's the apology. Damien, I am sorry that you are not a good enough producer to know that I'm a moron and stuck my pen somewhere.
10:34You should have, you've produced me for a decade.
10:36We've literally been together for a decade and you should know by now that what a moron I am and should have
10:43just been able to say like, oh, it's right there.
10:45That's amazing. So I'm just saying. Anyway, I apologize.
10:48It was much better. I besmirched your name and I was wrong.
10:51We love you. I did blatantly accuse you and I was, I was, I could not be more wrong.
10:56Shame. I'm glad we checked the tape though. Me too.
10:59Look at that. I feel like, thank God Ed no longer does producer grades because I think I would have gotten a You know, you're 100% asked.
11:07You might even be suspended, quite frankly. Can I be?
11:10Can I? No, I'm first. I'm first. Then you.
11:12I thought I got to. All right. All right.
11:15If you got Jalen Coker, are you right back into the, in the lineup?
11:19Into the mix? Yeah. Cokeheads unite. He's on track to play in, in week six.
11:23Again. So just if you're keeping track at home, Brown Nibbler, Glory Holes.
11:26What else did we have? We had. Bounce, bang, bend.
11:29I'm bringing it all back. Yeah. What was Roman Wilson?
11:32Yeah. All right. So we're having, I've forgotten them all.
11:35Steamy Willie. Yeah. Steamy Willie. I forgot about that one.
11:38He'll be back. As well. So we got all that.
11:40Okay. So it's been good. All right. Here we go.
11:43In his two completed games so far this season, Jalen Coker, 27% target share, averaging over 24 fantasy points per game.
11:49So I, yes, I'm back in on Jalen Coker.
11:52Again, our friend of the show, friend of the podcast, Adam Thielen, in the preseason here on Fantasy Football Happy Hour, said,
11:58I think Jalen Coker's the best wide receiver on this team.
12:01Now, Ted Aron McMillan, coming off the, last time we saw him, he was just, he was eating up Detroit.
12:06So I think both guys are legitimate plays, you know, this week.
12:10You know, again, they're going against Philadelphia, and I get it.
12:13Those corners are tough. But look, we saw Parker Washington go off against these Eagles.
12:17They're 26. People are surprised about this. The Eagles are 26 in terms of pass yards allowed over the last four weeks.
12:23So I think you would, both Coker and Ted Aron McMillan are startable.
12:27Worth noting, TMAC had a 41% target share with Coker out in week four, weeks one through two when they were both
12:33playing together, just a 27% target share. But still, 27%.
12:36You'll take that. So, yes, I think, welcome back, Jalen Coker.
12:39Cokeheads Unite, our president is back. I just made the switch.
12:42I just switched him back in just in case.
12:44Oh, good. What a great move. Well, question because I think this is interesting.
12:48Who do you put, if for whatever reason you had to choose between Coker and TMAC?
12:53Because the last seven games, I was surprised to learn that Coker, when they were both on the field, had more fantasy points.
12:59But with TMAC only on the field, I mean, he was producing historic performances.
13:03So I don't know how that pecking order is kind of going to potentially rearrange.
13:07Like, how do you view that in that scenario?
13:10I prefer Coker to Ted Aron McMillan. Really? Okay.
13:12Even after the last game, I get it. But that was Detroit, and it was the only game in town.
13:18You think he comes back? I think they're close.
13:20I mean, I think they're super close. And I don't, honestly, if you had both, it depends on who else you have.
13:27But I would have a problem. You know, they're very close.
13:30They're very, very close. I said there's also enough for both to eat.
13:33I absolutely, listen, Bryce Young is playing well enough, and they're pushing the ball down enough.
13:38They're pushing the ball forward enough in the passing game that I think, you know, both guys can eat, right?
13:43Because they got Darren Wall, they got Chuba Harbord.
13:46But they don't have much there. It's really just concentrated on those two guys.
13:50And I think it'll boil down to, like, who gets into the end zone, right?
13:54And so, again, it seems weird to put Coker ahead of Ted Aron McMillan after what we just saw from Ted Aron McMillan.
14:00That's strange. So I want to make sure that he's on track to play in week six.
14:05So as the week goes on, if there's any sort of questionable tag, I'll move T-Mac over him.
14:10I just, I think both guys are going to be very good this season and even this week against the Eagles.
14:16That's my take. Just pay attention. That's really the bottom line.
14:19Wednesday means? Yes. Keep it open or close it out.
14:22You know, like a bar tag. Get the happy hour, yeah.
14:25Lounge. All right. Jalen Hurts, we are going to start there, which is crazy to say out loud.
14:30But do we think this is going to get better?
14:33It's been, it's been a little ugly. Yeah. Why are you laughing?
14:36It has been. I'm trying to be nice. So what about this?
14:40Against Carolina? Is it yay, nay? No, I'm starting him.
14:42I'm keeping it open here with Jalen Hurts. I think part of the problem, part of the, part of the, the ideal
14:48here is, you know, they're starting to get healthier.
14:51They could get Barkley back this week. They could get Devontae Smith back this week.
14:55And also the Carolina Panthers have been pretty friendly to opposing quarterbacks.
14:59Cooper Rush, that's the answer. Name the only quarterback not to score at least 20 fantasy points against the Carolina Panthers.
15:04And Cooper Rush is literally the only one that hasn't.
15:07If you look at the metrics that we have on fantasylife.com, the Panthers actually allow the sixth biggest boost overall to quarterback scoring among defense in the NFL.
15:15So it's a really nice matchup here. I think that Hurts is going to start using his legs more again.
15:21They're getting a little healthier. So I have him at QB 12, low end QB 1, but I'm keeping it open on Jalen Hurts.
15:27Yeah, I think because of the matchup, sure. And even after Carolina, you get Dallas, then your commanders.
15:32I mean, those are three favorable matchups. If they can get this offensive line starting to gel just a teeny bit, hopefully
15:38he can run because that's always been something that separates Jalen and his ability to extend plays.
15:43But only 61 rushing yards over the last four games.
15:46And we've never really seen that from Jalen. So can he get back to it?
15:50I think that's going to be a good question.
15:53I really, I just, I wish they'd redo his headshot.
15:56It's going to bother me for the entire season.
15:58And I'm so sorry he was distracted. It just, it doesn't look like him.
16:02It looks like an old man. We've all had bad photos.
16:05That's how he looks, though. I don't like it.
16:08I just, I think he's a much more like handsome dude than what that is.
16:12That's all. That's my expert opinion. Moving over. Cam Scadaboo, back-to-back games, under eight points, playing New Orleans.
16:17Keep it open, close it out. I'm going to keep it open here on Cam Scadaboo.
16:21Listen, Cam, we love you. Thanks for the fumble.
16:24Well, it's not your fault that the Commanders didn't win.
16:27You tried. You really did. Yeah. That was his fourth of the season, by the way.
16:31Fumbling has been a, fumbling has literally, has been a legit issue for Cam Scadaboo.
16:35But legitimately, I'm keeping it open. He's been running back 19 this week.
16:39Great matchup with the Saints. I mean, again, we saw what the Falcons did to the Saints.
16:44We've seen what this run defense has been like.
16:46On the season, New Orleans is allowing 133 rushing yards per game to opposing running backs.
16:51133. 133. It's a lot. They've given up at least 17 fantasy points to a running back, at least one running back,
16:57in four out of five games so far this season.
17:00And Scadaboo, who's averaging over 18 touches a game, like there were some nervousness, like we're going to see some more Najee Harris here, what's going on.
17:07But it seems like John Harbaugh's settled in. He's earned the trust of the coaching staff.
17:12And so despite the fumbles, we'll see. But Scadaboo, I think, gets enough work in a positive matchup here that he's a top 20 play for me.
17:19Keeping it open. Yeah, high workload against a favorable matchup.
17:22I believe they've given over 30 fantasy points to running backs per game, which is first in the NFL.
17:27So that's a good combination of usage versus that defensive front.
17:30I feel like the receiving has been up and down.
17:33It's just so inconsistent. Some games they'll go to him in the passing game and they'll really kind of target some of
17:39these linebackers or nickels that will have him on a one-on-one coverage.
17:43And then last game he gets a two-reception game for 12 yards, right?
17:46And I want to see them getting him more involved in that part of the football game.
17:51I think that's coming out of Arizona State. That was one of the big things of, like, he can catch the ball.
17:57He can run routes. Sometimes they'll even flex him out to, like, X or Z.
18:01So I think that's kind of, like, game plan dependent.
18:04So I'm curious to see if this is one of those games even more upside for a guy like Scadaboo.
18:10By the way, breaking news. I'm just checking this.
18:12Per Mike Garofalo, Patriots are opening the practice window for A.J.
18:15Brown, according to Mike Rabel. Okay. There you go.
18:18We might finally be getting A.J. Brown back. So that's great.
18:21Great news for Drake May. Huge. The Patriot and, more importantly, fantasy managers.
18:24For fantasy owners. Much more important. More important, more important.
18:27Obviously. I'm learning. I'm learning the ways. You're getting there.
18:30Next two guys I'm very personally invested in. Jeremiah Love, 22 yards last week against Detroit.
18:35What do we do with Scadaboo? So, I am keeping it open.
18:38So, like, not a full-throated endorsement here. I'm, you know, he's my running back 22.
18:42And it's mostly just, again, when you think about no Jameer Gibbs this week, no Aaron Jones this week, no whatever Cincinnati's
18:48running backs are this week, no Ollie Gordon this week.
18:51We've got some guys banged up. Maybe Barkley comes back.
18:54Maybe he doesn't. There's, you start running out of guys.
18:57And so, he's my running back 22, so I'm as a low-end RB2, high-end flex depending on the size of the league.
19:03But, you know, the positives of Jeremiah Love, and I get it, off of a game last week where he had 22 rushing yards.
19:09Right? On 12 rushes. Like, it was bad. Again.
19:12But, feels like there's a weekly floor of at least 12 touches.
19:15He still has the ability to potentially break a long play.
19:18Cardinals, 12.5-point underdogs in this one, Mo. So, I think there should be, in theory, there should be some passing game opportunities as well.
19:25And the thing that's interesting here is that, while the Rams overall are a pretty good defense, they've allowed the fourth most receiving yards to opposing running backs.
19:33So, if we can get Jeremiah Love involved in the passing game here, in a game where they're trailing big, there could be some fantasy points here.
19:40Again, I get it. He's definitely been disappointing from a fantasy perspective so far this season.
19:45But, I'm reluctantly keeping it open on Jeremiah Love, my running back 22.
19:49That's the big one you touched on at the passing game.
19:52Can he get the pass protection? Right? And it's so hard for rookie running backs because you're getting kind of exotic looks
19:58when you're playing against a guy like Brian Flores.
20:00Like, there's just different things you need to adjust to.
20:03And Algier's been in the league for so long, so they trust him in those situations.
20:08And then you couple that with the ankle. Like, he just isn't right.
20:11Right? So, at some point, A, he's going to get healthy.
20:14And then, B, he's going to start to understand what to do on third downs.
20:19So, you're right. It's just kind of a waiting game.
20:21Like, at what point is he going to get back to the old Jeremiah Love, which I think he will.
20:27And also, my fantasy team also hopes because I took him in the third round.
20:31Is there a worse second or third round combination?
20:34I literally went a Marion and then Jeremiah Love.
20:36That's mine. Really tough. Mutually on one of my teams.
20:39That's exactly right. At this point in the season, I mean, it'd be really hard to find a worse second or third round pick.
20:46Yeah, those two are. Glad you brought that up.
20:48Yeah. Mr. Hampton. Who's your first round pick? Bijan.
20:51All right. Well, there you go. So, that makes up for a lot.
20:54Yeah, what do we do here? What do we do here with Hampton?
20:58Speaking of Marion. Same thing. Same thing. Keep it open.
21:01Close it out. No, I'm closing it out. It's been too brutal.
21:04Too much Kamani Vidal. Too much Keaton Mitchell. Don't love the matchup against Kansas City.
21:08Chiefs allow the third fewest rushing yards per game to opposing running backs so far this season as well.
21:14On the year. For the year, Omar and Hampton is running back 32 in utilization score.
21:18Right? That's a proprietary metric that Dwayne McFarlane at FantasyLife.com came up with that looks at underlying usage that will project fantasy value in the future.
21:25He's running back 32 in utilization score. Just has a 4% target share, 21% route participation.
21:30They just don't use him on third down the way they're using Vidal and Keaton Mitchell.
21:34And more importantly, as you sit there and look on your screen, his snaps have decreased in four straight games.
21:40Just 32% of the snaps over the last two weeks as you see it there on your screen.
21:45Mitchell and Vidal have both played more, had a higher snap percentage than Omarian Hampton.
21:49So he's my running back 30. I'm closing it out if I can.
21:53Yeah, that tells me your offensive coordinator just isn't as big of a fan as he is of the other guys.
21:59And that is a recipe for a very not fun season.
22:02Yeah, I think you're right. I think Harbaugh likes Omarian Hampton.
22:05I think McDaniel doesn't. McDaniel does not. It is clear.
22:07I mean, one game with 20 touches, you could scheme touches.
22:11That's a coaching thing. Yeah. That's a game plan thing.
22:13Yeah, I just, I'm asking Omarian Hampton, guy to guy, like, show up to practice in a Capri Pants.
22:19We got to do something. That's a great idea.
22:21Show up in Capri Pants listening to Jay-Z. Or he could bring a...
22:25He loves Jay-Z. He loves Jay-Z. I've met Mike McDaniel once in my life and our entire conversation was about Jay-Z.
22:31No way. I swear to God. How many times has he seen him in concert?
22:35I don't know. We didn't get to that much.
22:37I know a lot. I know he's a massive, crazy Jay-Z fan.
22:41Love that. There you go. Like, because, you know, whatever, you know, I've helped Jay with his fantasy teams before and so somebody like put a...
22:48Shout out. The whole reason, no, the whole reason I got connected to him was like...
22:52He needed help. We'll be back. No, he wanted to talk about Jay-Z.
22:56Receivers. To be clear, Beatle isn't unprofessional at all times.
22:59I love that you think this is the thing that...
23:02I'm mentally retired. Mentally I'm retired. In fairness to me.
23:05Don't do what I do, Mo. Learn from him.
23:07Terry McLaurin. Oh, here we go. Although I'm... Yeah, okay.
23:10Here we go. Yeah, yeah. Let's see if we can get some good news out of Matthew about this.
23:15Yeah, yeah, yeah. Terry McLaurin. I'm keeping it open.
23:18Keep it open. I'm going to keep it open on Scary Terry, on Terry McScoran.
23:22They're playing the 49ers. Don't love that. No, I don't.
23:25But seven days to get healthier. You know, obviously he played against the Giants.
23:29He's still tied for the team lead in routes last week despite a 57% snap rate.
23:33Over the past three games, he's had a 25% target share, 33% end zone target share.
23:37And then you look at this game, 50 and a half over under.
23:41Commander's more than a touchdown underdog. They're going to be throwing.
23:44They're going to be throwing a lot. And so I do think junk time still counts.
23:49Give me Terry McLaurin. He's my wide receiver 21 this week.
23:52I'm keeping it open on Terry McLaurin. Especially because digs may not be 100%.
23:56How about this, Breezy? I think they come out firing.
23:58Everyone's been talking all this about firing the coach.
24:01Jaden Daniels can't do that situation in football. That's true.
24:04What if they just come out and the offense is like, all right, watch this.
24:08They score a bunch of points. They're loose. The offense has been fine this year.
24:12The problem with the commanders this year has been defense.
24:15Whether it was Mariota or Jaden Daniels, like the offense has moved the ball.
24:19It's literally just, it's the defense and situational awareness.
24:21And situational awareness. But because the NFL makes no sense, that would be the most NFL commanders thing to do is that
24:28they come out after this debacle and everyone's making fun of them for an entire week.
24:32And they come out and they're the team that beats the undefeated 49ers.
24:36You know what? On the road at Monday Night Football.
24:38I don't think they're going to win. Which I could easily.
24:41I might get a vision on that. I do think you have something to prove.
24:46You have a chip on your shoulder, right? And you should be a little loose because you're like.
24:51You think they cover? They cover the seven and a half?
24:54You know what? Yes. Oh, it's at San Francisco.
24:56Yes. No. Game's intense. I say yes. I don't.
24:59I say it's going to be one of those games.
25:02But I'm saying it. I'm saying it. Thank you.
25:04I know it. I do think Jaden will play well.
25:07And I liked actually Terry coming into the season.
25:09The injuries. Jaden was out last year. Like I had to go all the way back to 2014 where they're both healthy, both on the field.
25:17Terry had 13 touchdowns that season. Now I know that feels like decades ago.
25:21But there's something about that connection. Jaden loves him.
25:23And there's going to be a point with Diggs out where he's going to look to his side.
25:28He's got his trusted X or Z receiver just split out wide.
25:32And he's got to beat a guy one-on-one in coverage.
25:34Yeah. I think he's going to have that opportunity.
25:37If you look at like the separation index or whatever, like Terry's up there.
25:41He's getting separation. Terry's right. And there's a lot of yak opportunities.
25:44With the ball in his hands, he could make something happen.
25:47Yeah. I don't think Diggs has been officially ruled out, by the way.
25:51So I think there's a chance that he plays.
25:53We'll find out. But either way, even if Diggs is less than 100% or doesn't play, obviously, you feel good about Terry McLaurin.
26:00Again, my number 21 wide receiver. I'm keeping it open.
26:03All of my ranks, of course, available at fantasylife.com.
26:05I'm a company man. Company man. One game this season with more than 40 yards.
26:09That's what DK Metcalf has. So keep it open.
26:12Close it out. I'm going to keep it open on DK Metcalf.
26:15I get it. Three of the five games this season with Pittman and Roman Wilson out, he's had at least a 23% target share.
26:22So 23% target share for DK Metcalf. Tampa Bay, by the way, has allowed 90 or more yards to wide receiver three of the past four games.
26:29So I like the match up here. As you see it there on your screen, obviously, didn't get a great amount of targets against the Colts.
26:37But 10, 9, 9. Like three different games this year with at least nine targets or more.
26:41And so I just feel like DK Metcalf, who's such a good red zone threat.
26:46They've been going to the tight ends a lot.
26:48Obviously, Friermuth got the couple. Like, I think this is crazy, but DK Metcalf has literally one red zone target this year.
26:54One. I feel like regression is mean. I feel like they're going to get DK more involved when they're getting close.
27:00Anyway, so it's my wide receiver 23. I'm keeping it open on DK Metcalf.
27:04Yeah, I'm with you. It's one where the production quite hasn't matched the target share yet.
27:08So you'd expect at some point, hopefully. And then now we got a little bit of variance now.
27:14So what does this offense look like without Pittman, without Roman Wilson?
27:17Who, to your point, in the red zone, Wilson was a big part of that offense.
27:21So there's a void there. And then now you have a big 6'5 wide receiver that Aaron Rodgers trusts.
27:27So you would think he's going to get some of those.
27:30I also think there's a chance he's going to draw more coverage.
27:33But the counter to that, and we saw it a little bit last week, was what McCarthy did.
27:38He's moving him around a lot more. Previously, in Seattle, he'd be stationary.
27:42He's like, hey, this is our traditional outside wide receiver.
27:45They're putting him in the backfield, which I thought was interesting.
27:48Getting just favorable matchups. Slot, backfield, outside, in motion, pre-snap.
27:50So I think they're going to try to find different ways to get him to football.
27:55I agree. You want to talk a little? As long as Jacoby and Myers, because I just think of the Jacoby and Myers commercials.
28:02Yeah, sure. It really throws me off. However, only 12 total points over the past two games.
28:06So close it out. Keep it open. It was like a click?
28:10Yeah, it was something. Yeah, like a little. Sorry, that's not good.
28:13I don't know, actually, what that noise is. It's first time.
28:16Just let me live, man. Good Lord. It's all I do.
28:19It's all I do, Beatle. All right. Jacoby-Myers playing Houston.
28:22I'm going to close it out, actually, on Jacoby-Myers.
28:25He's my wide receiver 41 this week, outside my top 40.
28:28So, so far this year, Jacoby-Myers has one game.
28:30Literally one game with more than three catches or 40 receiving games.
28:33He has 13% target share on the season. He's been below 10% in 60% of his game so far.
28:39There's a lot of numbers that just tell you, like, the ball ain't finding him this year.
28:44I think the Texans secondary is better than the numbers indicate as well.
28:47And so, you're obviously starting Parker Washington. But I feel like the Texans off the win against Tennessee, you know, getting Marvin Harrison.
28:54Whether he plays or not, like, management is telling this team we still believe and we still think you guys can win this division.
29:00It's a big game for the Texans. Not as much for the Jaguars.
29:04I said yesterday on the show, I think the Jaguars are one of the best teams in the NFL.
29:09But I do think this is an important game for Houston.
29:12I think they'll shut it down. So, anyway, I just— I agree.
29:16You're still starting—you're starting Bachel Tute. You're starting Parker Washington.
29:18But that's about it here. And with D'Amico taking over— And Trevor Lawrence.
29:22Starting Trevor Lawrence. Yeah. The Trevler, for sure. Goes well said.
29:25But with D'Amico, I think they're going to improve.
29:28I mean, that secondary has to. It's all full of pro bowlers, all pro guys.
29:32But to your point, within this offense, the pecking order, like, anytime you're the third guy in the progression, it just doesn't get to that point very often.
29:40And then it's like, okay, well, am I getting red zone targets?
29:43Not really, because a lot of those are going to Brent Strange, who's been balling as well.
29:48He has been. But it's so funny. You know, you think about this offseason where so many people were like, I think it's Brian Thomas.
29:55I think it's Jacoby Myers. I think it's Parker Washington.
29:58They're all bunched up together. None of them. And now, five weeks into the season, as we enter in week six, it's like, yeah, it's Parker Washington.
30:05Yeah. By like a mile and a half. And then, you know— He's a little crazy, yeah.
30:10I mean— Have you guys listened to him speak, by the way?
30:13No. Like the sound of his voice? No. It's very different than what you would expect.
30:18High, low? What accent? What have you got? Very, like, high pitch.
30:21Okay. And, like, very— Like, monotone? No, it's just like— Is he Avery Johnson?
30:25That's a reference show, guys. Oh, is he Avery Johnson?
30:28Does he have, like, a Southern accent? For, like, an accent at all?
30:31No, no. Avery Johnson is former point guard and— We're going to play it for you.
30:36—and head coach. He, like— When he says kids, my favorite word that Avery Johnson says, because I used to do things
30:42with him when I was an intern there, and he makes kids like a two-syllable word.
30:46Because he's very— Like, kids. Oh, the accent. Yeah, it's like a— I love it.
30:51But it's also— It's also high-pitched. He's got kind of a high-pitched voice.
30:54Very high-pitched. Yeah. And very excited. Yeah. Yeah. He's fun.
30:57I like Avery Johnson. Yeah. There you go. All right, so Jawan Johnson— Always a good source of assists in fantasy basketball.
31:03Oh, so I've never done fantasy— You know what?
31:06We'll get to that at some point. We should do that.
31:09That's a new show. We should do a fantasy— We should do a pregame— We should do a pregame fantasy basketball.
31:15That would actually be fun. I've never done it.
31:17Oh, let's do that. In all these— Yeah, I might as well, right?
31:21A fantasy league where Beatle would beat us, actually.
31:23I don't know if that's true, but I will try.
31:26No. All right. I'm taking Giannis, and I'm winning.
31:29There you go. By all means, take him. If he gets to you, I'll take him one.
31:33If you have the number one pick— No, let him take him.
31:37We don't— That's fine. Jawan Johnson, it's been all positive, and then last week was sort of an interesting one.
31:42So what are we doing here? I'm keeping it open on Jawan Johnson.
31:46I'm a tight end nine, so I'm as a top ten play this week.
31:50He's had at least 50 receiving yards in every game prior to last week, so he's been a big part of the Saints' offense.
31:57Sorry the Saints didn't do anything against the Vikings.
31:59They're not the only ones, but three straight games with at least a 17% target share for Jawan Johnson.
32:04And by the way, on the season, a 36% target share this year for Jawan Johnson.
32:09As you see, the rest of my tight end ranks for week number six.
32:13Tucker Craft comes in at six. Kelsey at seven.
32:15Dallas Goddard is eight. Jawan Johnson at nine. And then number 10, Pat Friermuth again.
32:20Sam Laporta on a bye this week. Kosicki's on a bye this week.
32:23TJ Hawkinson on a bye this week. Greg Dalsich for everyone starting.
32:27Dalsich. Yeah, Dalsich. For anyone that's starting, you know, tight ends in a 32-team league or whatever.
32:31He's also out there. Yeah, he's a legend. There you go.
32:34Anyway, he's on a bye this week. So, you may need a tight end, and so there you go.
32:40I have Jawan Johnson as tight end nine. He's always due for an explosive, too.
32:44So, you never know. I believe he's second in tight ends and catches over 15 yards.
32:48So. Yeah. They like him. As long as Jordan Tyson's out, he's the number two passer.
32:53Devon Valley's had a nice season to date, but yeah, Johnson.
32:56I follow his wife on Instagram. You were wondering what kinds of things I'm up to.
33:00I don't know. They're TikTok stars. Jawan Johnson and his wife are like, yeah, they're huge TikTok stars.
33:05Radio Row last year, you were in Vegas. We had a launch.
33:09Yeah, she's like a person out. So, tight end wags is a thing because Ferguson's girl, Cavernous, she does sandwich videos.
33:15Have you seen those? She makes a bunch of, like, sandwiches.
33:18Of course she does. Because, you know what? I've got to tell you something.
33:22I didn't make her do that. No. We're being positive.
33:24I'll just tell you this. Listen. Talk to us.
33:27I'll tell you. Listen. When you look like I look, right?
33:30And you've grown up looking like I look. What does this mean?
33:33You have to. No, no, no. I had to develop a personality, Beatle.
33:37I had to, like, become funny and interesting and, you know, semi-well-known and make a little bit of money because otherwise I got nothing.
33:44You know, like, there are people, like, if I looked like Moe Hassan.
33:47If I looked like Moe Hassan. I would be dumb.
33:50I would rule the world. I would rule the world.
33:53I would. A thousand percent. I would just, like, be dumb and not care.
33:57Or, by the way, if I was just, if I was, by the way, and if I was an attractive young woman,
34:03like, that's all I would do is just, I'm going to just do video.
34:07First of all, no, hold on a second. I'm just going to do video.
34:11I'm going to stop right now. She makes money from sandwich videos.
34:14You have daughters. You have two daughters. I do.
34:17This is not the message you should be sending them.
34:19And I'll tell you why. They don't watch my show.
34:22That's what I got. It doesn't matter. It's in the ether now.
34:26Somehow it's going to get to them. Because my parents made a very concerted effort that this is just whatever it is, right?
34:32And it goes away and it shouldn't be everything.
34:35I have a pushback. This is a bad message.
34:37Alex Earl, she's worth, I don't know how much she's worth now, but several hundred million dollars I don't think is out of the realm.
34:44And she could become a billionaire. She has a show on Netflix.
34:47Like, you have to make that into something. Like, it's not just that, right?
34:51They're like, the Kardashians have built an empire. But they are 1% of 1%.
34:55Like, you can't send them, I don't know how we got here, but you can't send that message to girls.
35:01Because it's honestly, it's toxic. No, but like, she's done a good job now, right?
35:05She has, but she's one of what? How many that are trying?
35:08Go to LA. Every single one is trying. All right.
35:11All right. So, two things. All right. Here's how we, first off, here's how we got to the, because Juwan Johnson's wife is a TikTok star.
35:18Correct. That's it. That's how we got there. Okay, okay.
35:21Number two is, I'm going to turn this from a joke conversation to a serious conversation.
35:26It's a joke conversation. It's just like, yeah, if I was a hot girl, I'm going to just make sandwiches online because people will watch it.
35:33Make sandwiches for wild. And that, people will watch me make sandwiches because people will watch attractive women do anything.
35:39They will watch attractive women do anything and that's a way to make a living in today's day and age.
35:44But, turning it into a serious conversation, obviously. So, like, I have two young daughters.
35:48They will be 15 next week, actually. They'll be 15 next week.
35:52Oh, that's the age, too. And we talk to them all the time about they've had a summer job.
35:57Like, again, like selling, you know, snow cones and bracelets they've made around the neighborhood.
36:01But they've had a summer job every single summer.
36:04They're responsible for their grades. And more importantly, my wife, my beautiful, amazing wife, by the way.
36:08People don't know this because I make a lot of wife jokes on air.
36:12But the truth, no, seriously. But the truth of the matter is, is that my wife was a senior executive at ESPN for 20 years.
36:19There you go. She had 12 different people working for her.
36:22She managed a multi, multi-million dollar budget. She was offered to be the number two to the CFO of a publicly traded
36:29company and decided she wanted to go home and raise our children instead.
36:32But, like, so my wife is an incredibly accomplished, very smart person.
36:36And she's the role model for my daughters. Like, whatever.
36:38I'm a goofy guy on TV. But my wife's actually the real hero.
36:42And so in terms of young women aspiring to something significant, they look to my wife.
36:46That's good. Because when my wife and I are married, this is the other thing that my wife has said to my daughters ad nauseum, which is true.
36:54For all that, whatever you think of, like, for me and my career and I'm on TV and people have assumptions about people on TV.
37:01The truth of the matter is, is that when my wife and I got together, she made more money than I did.
37:07That's what's up. And then when you, she was also, you know, she made a lot of, she had a lot of
37:14Disney stock as well because she was in the executive program as well.
37:17Like, no, no, no. Like, like, I'm, when I tell you I'm married up, I'm married up in such a massive way.
37:23Because you're doing this thing where you tell a story and it's 35 minutes long and then we're going to get yelled at.
37:30Here's my only thing to that. They are going to be 15 years old.
37:34That is the most malleable sort of sponge-like time in a young teenage girl's life.
37:38They can't help but be inundated with sort of what's happening like what you just said.
37:42That's all I'm saying. I think you have a different perception of what it is, though.
37:47Like, Drake May's girl, she's big on social media and she bakes cookies.
37:50That's her thing, baking. If she wanted to turn that into, like, a real business, she could.
37:55You don't think, like, she could have opportunities on, like, the Food Network or something like that.
38:00Like, it's building, like, careers can be built on social media, too.
38:03But she's not doing it off looks. She's doing it like she's actually doing something.
38:07Yeah, that's... I'm just, I just... I'm a woman at the end of the day.
38:12I can tell you what it feels like. All right.
38:14Yeah, we'll talk about this. We're off the rails very quickly.
38:18We don't have time to get to Mark Andrews, but I'm closing it out on him.
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41:09Welcome back. Before we get to the mailbag, I believe you and stuntman Chuck have a little bet to address.
41:14Yeah. So Malik Washington, the bet was 12 or more points.
41:17Mo? Mo? We got the dub. You won. We got the dub.
41:2112.1 fantasy points. What? Mo won the bet. So as a result, stuntman Chuck had to change his avatar in the Fantasy Football Happy Hour Discord.
41:28I highly recommend everyone join it. Here it is.
41:30This is incredible. Yeah, Mo Nix. Shout out to stuntman Chuck for actually doing it.
41:35Good face timing. Went through with the bet. Stuntman Chuck's young.
41:38I don't know why I assumed he was an older gentleman.
41:41No. Okay. Well, that's me. That's Mo. That's you?
41:43That's Mo. That doesn't look like you. Well, he's still using AI, but- No, that doesn't matter.
41:48The face is still the face. I did not know that was you.
41:52Yeah. Yeah. What's the one on the right though?
41:54Like, what am I wearing? What are you wearing?
41:57It's like, it's some sort of- You have a lot of denim.
42:00Do you love denim? Well, I am wearing denim.
42:03That face is not your face. That's a weird face for you.
42:06Stuntman Chuck, I appreciate you going through with it.
42:08And I like this photo shot. I look good with the chains though.
42:12You guys have to agree. Yeah. I think your face is more angular now.
42:16How old is this picture? Oh, it was a while back.
42:19Yeah. It's more baby face there. Again, this is Mo Nix.
42:22Stuntman Chuck is the world's greatest Bo Nix defender and Broncos fan.
42:25The chains are amazing. Anyway, looks good here. And a double watch.
42:29Thank you, Stuntman Chuck. And I highly recommend everyone join the Fantasy Football Happy Hour Discord.
42:33You can search for it. That's funny. If you just go to YouTube and watch any of our clips on YouTube, the
42:39link to the Discord is in any of the descriptions.
42:42We'll have to make like a weekly bet with our- Oh, you should.
42:46That's actually a good idea. We keep ramping it up too.
42:49You won by .1. That's amazing. Okay. Let's get to the bag.
42:52The mailbag is out. By the way, this is a way to get your question answered the show because all these questions
42:58come from the Fantasy Football Happy Hour. And we start with Zach who wants to know, should I stream Cousins, Rogers, Jameis,
43:05or Stroud with Burrow on the bye? How'd you get that choice?
43:08Yeah, I have Kirk Cousins ranked the highest here.
43:10You know, Zach, I have him at QB 14, Jameis at 16, by the way, in terms of second place here.
43:16But Bills are 31st in pass defense. They're bottom five in touchdown passes allowed.
43:20They're playing on a short week, obviously, because they had that marathon game on Monday night as well.
43:25So give me Kirk Cousins. Again, Raiders haven't been able to really run the ball.
43:29There are five and a half point underdogs in this game as well.
43:33So I think Cousins will be throwing. I think he'll be successful.
43:36Kirk Cousins, again, none of it's ideal, but he's my QB 14 this week.
43:40That's the answer. Who do you think has the highest ceiling and floor?
43:44Because I feel like Aaron might have the highest floor with the way he's been playing now.
43:49He probably has a, he definitely has a high floor.
43:52I actually think Cousins probably still does as well.
43:54Jameis, there's the most variances with Jameis as always.
43:57Could be amazing. It's the most volatile, right? Right?
43:59It was fun. He could throw 500 yards and five touchdowns.
44:02He could throw four picks and be out after the first quarter.
44:05That's the experience. You just never know. It's the roller coaster.
44:09Depends on how you wake up. Are you feeling dangerous?
44:11Those are a lot of good choices. I showed you what my choices were for just to get a quarterback with Burrow out.
44:18I didn't have those choices at all. How good is that?
44:21She had Jalen Daniels, and that's it. That was it.
44:24And then a bunch of like, and then like, clink two.
44:27No, yeah. Like, I know these guys. They're all in the UFL.
44:30Right. I mean, it's just like. Those were my options.
44:33They're not in the league. It's 12 people. How is that possible?
44:36I don't know. I don't understand. You're on the wrong settings or something.
44:40I'm not on the wrong settings. There's a lot of quarterbacks taken in our league.
44:44Yeah, I think that's what happened. The answer for her is Jalen Daniels.
44:48And I didn't do that. You know what? It's going to be fun.
44:51So you're picking up Jalen? I had to. I didn't have a choice.
44:55Irregular regular asks, is Loveland playable at this point, even if Caleb comes back?
44:59Oh, this is the question of questions. Come on.
45:01Don't say it. Don't give up yet. Don't say it.
45:04One more chance. One more. Look, I'll say this.
45:07So I'll start with this. He's my tight end 15.
45:09Right? So I'm as a mid-tier tight end two.
45:12Okay. The production is hard to ignore. Hard to argue for, given what we've seen so far.
45:17I do think if Caleb comes back, it obviously raises the potential there.
45:20It's a decent matchup with Atlanta. It's a high over under.
45:23Worth noting that the Falcons are bottom 12 in the NFL in terms of yards and touchdowns allowed to tight end so far this season.
45:30So I'm a tight end 15. So it depends on what other options are.
45:34Or, you know, if Juwan Johnson, for example, is out there, you prefer him.
45:38Pat Friermuth, I prefer him this week. Depends on what available options are.
45:42So I think he's a touchdown-dependent tight end two.
45:44Not the guy that you drafted. Not the top three guy I had him ranked in as the preseason.
45:50I am hoping that Caleb coming back means that we're going to get a strong, you know, rest of the year for Loveland.
45:56But no, he's playable. But, you know, you've got to squint your eyes and be slightly desperate.
46:01Yeah, you've got to squint your eyes. It's kind of like if you're dating a girl and she keeps cheating on you
46:07and you just keep giving her another chance. Like, I think I'm going to give her one more.
46:12Have you ever done that? That's personal? Have you ever had somebody cheat on you and give them another chance?
46:18Yes, but I didn't give them another chance. You never do.
46:21I'm dead to you. Well, I didn't know they cheated.
46:24So when I found out, it was over. Then you were done.
46:27Same. Same. I was, yeah, the one woman that I did, I was just like, you're done.
46:32As in the great words of one Halle Berry from Boomerang.
46:35But if she's coached by Ben Johnson and she's got Caleb coming back, I'm willing to give one more chance.
46:40You're still giving? I know. All right. I don't want to give up on him.
46:45All right. Millennial Falcon 86. This is a big one.
46:47I have a nice, sad, collection of players on IR across my teams.
46:51Jonah Coleman, Jordan Mason, Travis E. Chan, and Michael Pittman.
46:54Now that bye weeks have started, are any of them worth hanging on to or should I drop them and pick up waiver wire targets?
47:01No IR spots in my leagues. Okay. So I think E.
47:04Chan at number one, he'll be the starter when he comes back.
47:07I do think I have Jordan Mason. If you hung on to him this long, like he's going to come back after the bye.
47:14Like at this point, if you've hung on to him this long, I think I would keep him there.
47:19I have Coleman at three. I think you can definitely drop Pittman.
47:23Coleman just sort of depends on your needs and who else you have.
47:26Millennial Falcon. I mean, I will just say, Dobbins and Harvey have not been great.
47:30So I do think Jonah Coleman, when he comes back, and I think they're targeting week seven for Jonah Coleman.
47:36Like if you could hang on to Coleman, I would, but I don't mind dropping him and maybe try to pick him
47:42up next week if you need somebody for this week.
47:45So that's sort of how I feel about these guys.
47:48Yeah. I'm with you, Sam. Good. Ditto? Ditto. Ditto.
47:50Concur. We concur. There you go. Richie asks, how are you handling the Seahawks' backfield, and who do you think is the
47:56running back to own down the stretch? Can I say no one?
48:00Look, I mean, we've seen some positive work out of Emmanuel Wilson.
48:03I don't think Jadarian Price is going away when he comes back.
48:06Zach Charbonnet is going to be in the mix as well.
48:09Based on talent and big playability, it feels like Price probably has the most upside, but it feels like Charbonnet is likely
48:16to take over the goal line and red zone work when he comes back.
48:20They've liked him in that role, even when they had Ken Walker there as well.
48:24And so you'll see Emmanuel Wilson. I mean, I think Emmanuel Wilson has been effective enough that I don't think he suddenly goes away.
48:30So this feels like a three-headed running back by committee where a little bit of a hot hand approach.
48:36And so I don't know that we're going to be in a situation barring injury.
48:40But if all three guys are healthy, I don't think we're going to be sitting and going like, obviously, Charbonnet is the
48:46guy you want, or obviously, Price is the guy you want.
48:49It just feels like they're going to use multiple running backs here.
48:53Yeah, I think they're going to use Charbonnet no matter what.
48:56He's going to come back here, I think, in a few weeks.
48:59And then I don't think you take a guy in the first round, Jadarian Price, and don't use him at all, right?
49:05Like, the floor is maybe, what, half the snaps, something like that, if he's healthy.
49:09And given the way he can open up that offense.
49:12And then I don't know who that third guy is.
49:15Who do you think? Was it Helani, Emmanuel Wilson?
49:17Helani's going to be used on third down some.
49:20I mean, I just, I think they're going to just mix and match.
49:24And I just, I think it's hard to sit here and say today, oh yeah, it'll definitely be this guy.
49:29Yeah. If you had to, like, say, in a month from now, between Charbonnet and Price.
49:34Again, assuming Charbonnet, I mean, Charbonnet's coming back sooner than we thought.
49:37I, like, Charbonnet is the guy that we have seen be productive in Seattle, you know, in this offense.
49:42They're still running Clint Kubiak's offense. So I guess give me Charbonnet, the guy who's got the longer track record of being successful in this offense.
49:50But Price. We don't know how he's going to look too, off the knee.
49:53That's the point. That's what I'm saying. This is why it's so hard.
49:57It's hard. It doesn't seem like they, I mean, Price obviously has significant upside, but it's also, you know, doesn't seem like they trust him.
50:04And anyway. All right. Last question. Last question. Valiant Vincent.
50:07Alec Pierce, Ladd, and Devontae Smith drafted as three of my top four receivers.
50:11Should I be selling high on Amirah St. Brown to get whatever consistency I can from my roster or sell low on one of those players instead?
50:18That was a visceral reaction. Yeah. I mean, this is tough.
50:21And again, it sort of depends on what's your record, how many teams are in the league, how many teams make the playoffs.
50:28Like, I get it. If you're sitting here and you're one and four and you're like, you know, who knows with any
50:34of these guys, like, then yeah, I mean, you need a win.
50:37But if you're like, yeah, you know, listen, it's a 10-team league or even a 12-team league and six teams make the playoffs and I'm two and three.
50:45Then, you know, okay, well then maybe you can just sort of, you know, piece it together until these guys come back.
50:51It does feel like Devontae Smith is coming back soon.
50:54You know, Pierce and Ladd, I don't know how much we trust those guys or when they're going to be back or be consistent as well.
51:01It's just, you know, the other question here, it's so hard to answer in a vacuum because do you have a stud quarterback?
51:08Are you getting like Caleb Williams back or have you been piecing together like with the cousins of the world?
51:13Do you have, do you have a, you know, do you have stud running backs?
51:18Like, if you've got Ken Walker, like, all right, you're good.
51:21You know what I mean? If you have Amon Ra, chances are, but you could have gotten Ken Walker in the second.
51:27I don't know. Yeah. Especially because Valiant Vincent is clearly one of the regulars.
51:31We were very high on Ken Walker, so we easily could have that.
51:34So I think it depends on the rest of your roster.
51:37It's hard to say, like, whether you should. In an ideal world, you're not, but you're the only one that's going to know how desperate you are.
51:45If you do it, then you got to do it.
51:48You know what I mean? Just do it. Like, at some point, having Amon Ra on a, you know, on a three-win team doesn't do you any good.
51:56Yeah. The V squared, I feel for you, man.
51:58This is a tough one. V squared. I'm done with you for today.
52:02No, that's it. That's my boy, Valiant Vincent. I love that so much.
52:05V squared. Everyone loves Valiant Vincent. By the way, that is the mailbag for today, but you have some power.
52:11Yes, as requested by the guys in the Discord.
52:13Finally, the regulars, the FFHH regulars power rankings for week, for week number six at 10.
52:18Wow. It's SEC man 01. Okay. Gets in there.
52:20And number nine, chill pillar. Love. The chill pillar.
52:23I like that. Yeah. Number eight, Chase Hendricks. Okay.
52:25Again, we've seen who's most active in the chat.
52:28It's about how active you are and how good your comments are.
52:31It's not just spamming the chat. Yeah. How helpful are you?
52:34Number seven, a regular on the list, Cobra Kyger.
52:37That's the best. Okay. Yeah, that's a great name.
52:39How about number six? He's always a, he's been a permanent fixture.
52:43Fix It Fire is at six. FIF. Number five, he's been coming on lately, Jonathan Medici.
52:47So Medici comes in at five. He's doing a lot of usage lately.
52:51Yeah. Number four, a new one to the list, Chuck Around and Find Out.
52:55Classic. And then top three are all guys that got questions answered here.
52:58Millennial Falcon 86 is at three. Number two, Stuntman Chuck.
53:01Yeah, Stuntman. Or Mo Nix, as we call him.
53:04That's my guy. And the number one regular of the week is in fact Valiant Vincent.
53:08Yeah. Wow. Okay. By the way, Brian Hickman 3612, Dr.
53:11Deoxide, Regular Rudy, and Wolf John, all of you guys are others receiving votes.
53:15So there you go. Nice. That's our top ten.
53:17Are you going to do this every week? The power rankings.
53:21Every single week. Every Wednesday we'll do it as part of the mailbag.
53:24We will do the regulars rankings. So if you want to, yeah, get in the Discord.
53:29Get in the Discord. Get in the Discord. Yeah.
53:31This is like the AP poll. There's just going to be so much movement.
53:35Yeah, there's going to be arguments. Unlike the AP poll, I don't do it just on helmets.
53:40I'm not doing it on the helmet of the name.
53:43I'm doing it on the avatar. This is actual production.
53:45Yeah. I have a whole system. Okay. Last call on the other side.
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55:47Last call it is, and why not take a look at Coach of the Year?
55:51It's never too early. Never. To get a vibe.
55:53Mo, who do you think's got the best shot at it?
55:56I think it's got to be Harbs over for the New York Giants.
56:00Harbs. Yeah. Look, this is a 4-13 team last year.
56:03There's a reason why he's a favorite right now.
56:05The biggest turnaround, I think his greatest asset, because he doesn't call plays on offense or defense.
56:10His background is special teams. But more importantly, it's the culture, right?
56:14They had training camp in West Virginia. He wants to be a physical football team.
56:18Now, a big part of it, they took a first-round offensive lineman.
56:21Arvell Reese might win Defensive Player of the Year for rookies on that side of the ball.
56:26So the roster and the personnel got a lot better, but I give Harbaugh tons of credit.
56:31And they lost their starting quarterback. Doing it with their backup quarterback.
56:34Absolutely. To me, that's the biggest argument. And I don't think they have to win as many games as a KOC or
56:40a Shanahan, for instance, to get the award. They easily could win this division.
56:44And if they win this division, I agree with you.
56:47He's one of the favorites. Beads, I think you and I have the same.
56:51We agree. Yeah, we agree. I think it's Kyle Shanahan.
56:53I understand why Harbaugh is the current betting favorite.
56:56He's 6-1. But I like Kyle Shanahan at plus 650.
56:59I think Kyle Shanahan... A lot of injuries. A lot.
57:02I mean, by the way, a lot of injuries.
57:04But by the way, he's undefeated so far in the best division of football by a lot.
57:09Assuming he wins this division, like, especially given the fact that they've had so many injuries.
57:13He's kept the team afloat. But I will say, for whatever reason, the voters don't seem to like him.
57:19The year that Brock Purdy took over, when he was the third-string quarterback, taken with the last pick in the draft, and
57:25he made the playoffs with that team, or he won the final six games with...
57:29Like, how did he not win coach of the year that year?
57:32I mean, because he has five Hall of Famers on it.
57:35See, I love Shanahan. He's in my top five NFL head coaches.
57:39But that plays a role. Personnel. Brock Purdy. Now, he's gotten Purdy to that level.
57:43That's a big deal, though. But you have an MVP quarterback.
57:46You have literally five future Hall of Famers. It's a team that won 12 games last year.
57:51I think the voters more look for, like, what's the biggest turnaround?
57:54It's like when the Pistons went from, like, zero to hero.
57:57Yeah, yeah. You have to do that. But can I...
58:00Do you think Jim Harbaugh and John... Like, it's got to be awkward conversations between Jim and John, like, right now.
58:06They're in such different places. I would rib... I don't know what kind of...
58:10I would rib them. I was like... I would have fun with it.
58:13No, I think they're probably... They're brothers. They come from their dad's head coach.
58:17Of course. I think they're probably supportive of each other.
58:20If I had to pick one other than Kyle Shanahan or Harbaugh, I'll say KOC, who's the, you know, same odds.
58:26Yeah. Again, like, they thought he was gonna... They thought the Vikings were gonna finish last in this division.
58:31True. And now they are first. I think they're gonna give Flores a lot of credit for that, though, too.
58:37God, these voters are black. Anyway, listen, that does it for happy hour.
58:41It's closing time, which means you don't have to go home, but you can't.
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