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1:54It's one o'clock here on the East Coast, which of course means it is five o'clock somewhere.
1:59It's time to get happy hour started. I, of course, am Matthew Berry, your friendly neighborhood bartender, along with Michelle Beadle and former D1 quarterback Mo Hassan.
2:06It is love-hate day, boys and girls. It's love-hate day.
2:09Not to be confused with love-hate week, which I do separately.
2:13Correct. Of the seven days of, if it's a love-hate week for you, Beadle, how many of those, there's seven days in a week.
2:20Sure, sure. How many do you think of those days are more hate than love?
2:24Well, I mean, I'd say 5-2. That's what I would agree.
2:27But it's not an active hate. It's just- It's a passion hate.
2:31It simmers below the surface. Simmers below the surface.
2:33It's just a beetle when she's at home, like, playing online casino.
2:37It's just like a simmering- I can't say this because I'm a company person, but I had to eliminate the app from my phone for a while.
2:44Okay, so here's the deal. She got doing that on bad.
2:48But we do have a little bit of news before we can get to all that soon.
2:53Yes. Patriots- Always play responsibly, by the way. Obviously.
2:55Yes. Patriots have designated A.J. Brown to return from IR.
2:58He was back at practice yesterday, so that return to the Patriots means what?
3:02Yeah, I mean, like, listen, it's good, right? I think it's unlikely he plays this week, and I'll get- There's a few reasons why.
3:09Number one, of course, is just like, it's so soon after.
3:12If he were, if we knew that he was playing and he was without limitations, I think he'd be a low-end wide
3:19receiver, too, bordering on high-end wide receiver three. And you're like, Barry, it's A.J.
3:23Brown. Why wouldn't you? Well, there's now concerns. Literally, just as we were getting on air- Yep.
3:28Just as we were getting on air, the Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts is not going to play on Sunday.
3:33And so this is from Ian Rappaport. I'm literally reading this tweet right now.
3:37Full statement from the Eagles on quarterback Jalen Hurts.
3:40Quote, This was his first treatment session for the calf injury following the game after having practiced in full.
3:46Both Wednesday and Thursday. On Friday, Jalen received treatment.
3:48Practice in full was out of the practice report.
3:51Out of an abundance of caution, an ultrasound was performed on Saturday following the team's flight to London and walkthrough.
3:57The ultrasound revealed a superficial blood clot. Our medical staff and doctors in London reviewed the results and concluded that activity and mobility were important.
4:04and that Jalen could safely play. Doctors recommended a follow-up ultrasound within 72 hours of the game in the return flight to Philadelphia.
4:11Jalen played without limitation in the game Sunday, received treatment on Monday and Tuesday, practiced in full on Wednesday as reflected in the practice sport.
4:18Throughout our time in London and this week, we remain in communication with the league office regarding the matter.
4:23On Wednesday night, a follow-up ultrasound revealed movement in the small blood clot.
4:27Jalen will be out for Sunday's game versus the Panthers as we determine the appropriate course of treatment.
4:32His health and safety are our highest priority. He's out for Sunday.
4:36Now, I will tell you, just reading that out loud, it sounds like a lot of CYA, to be perfectly honest, and
4:42we can talk about that tomorrow on pregame, but for fantasy football purposes, like, this ain't great.
4:47Tanner McKee time. Is it Tanner? I like Tanner McKee.
4:50I did, too. I played against him at Stanford.
4:53He got her. I had coach fired Clay Hohen through for like 400 yards, and since that day, I was like, yeah, this dude's a dog, but anyway.
5:01Wow, that's horrible. No, but I think a lot of people are like, wait a minute, I thought Andy Dalton was the backup.
5:07No, they've released Andy Dalton, so. No, Tanner's actually really good.
5:11Yeah, I had Tanner in a dynasty league. I swear to God, I had Tanner in a couple of dynasty leagues because
5:17I'm like, this guy's going to be a starting quarterback in the NFL at some point.
5:22Yeah, I agree. So for people probably are not familiar, Mo, with Tanner McKee, talk to me a little bit about.
5:28Who he is. Who he is. What's he like?
5:30So he's one of the top guys coming out of high school.
5:34Put him in his dreams, his hopes, his aspirations.
5:37Is he single? No. No. 12? Yeah. No, okay, yeah.
5:39No, no, but as a player. Yeah, like, what do you like about him?
5:44And he's big, physical. I think if, so he took that year off because he was a Mormon and he did his mission.
5:50Oh, okay. But if he didn't, like, he was a big five-star prospect coming out of high school.
5:55Like, if he would have just gone into it, played three years, like, he's built like a first-round pick.
6:01And, I mean, the Eagle Scouting Department is top three or four.
6:04So, like, they obviously know how to identify talent, especially in the later rounds.
6:09I mean, Jordan Maylott was a seventh-round pick, probably the best tackle in the league.
6:13So, man, Tanner is very capable of being a starter.
6:16The games that he has played, he's also played exceptionally well.
6:19Now, it is different because back in the day, they had the best offensive line in the NFL.
6:24They had A.J. Brown there. Devontae Smith was wide receiver, too.
6:27Like, this is a different look Eagles offense. There's not a lot of guys, even with Jalen playing, that I could plug
6:34into that situation, they would have success. So, I'm just going to be honest to you guys right now, right?
6:40So, I want to find, there's so much to your point.
6:43I'll just say this. I think Tanner McKee can play.
6:46But I think, is he playing against the Panthers with Saquon Barkley and Devontae Smith?
6:50Right. Or not, right? I mean, because I think those two players obviously matter significantly.
6:54Two best field players. Right. So, there's a chance that both guys could return this week.
6:59There's a chance one of them. Barkley feels closer than Devontae, but we'll see how the practice reports turn out today and candidly tomorrow.
7:06Yeah. So, we will continue to track this story.
7:09What I will say for now is that I do think that the fringe players, like, I don't know that you feel
7:15better about Dontavian Wicks or Makai Lemon. I think you're probably still starting.
7:19Dallas Goddard. Again, I want to do a full analysis on this.
7:22I don't want to just sort of half-ass something right here.
7:26It's also late in the week. We don't know how much time Tanner has known that he's the starter, right?
7:31That's a great point. Because today, what do you have, like two, three days?
7:35It's pretty tough. The positives are Tanner's been with the Eagles for a number of years.
7:40The negatives are, again, it's a new system. Sean Mannion's system is new to Jalen Hurts, to Tanner McKee, to the entire team.
7:47And how many reps has Tanner McKee gotten? Who, by the way, for a while was the third-string quarterback.
7:52Yeah. You know, and so he probably doesn't have a ton of reps in this system.
7:57What I will say, though... Because Andy Dalton was the two.
8:00It's similar to what he ran at Stanford. A lot of under-center, outside zone, play action.
8:05Whereas Jalen, everything he's done, Bama, Oklahoma, is gun, RPO, taking shots down the field.
8:09So that's why Jalen hasn't quite acclimated as much.
8:12And Tanner's more of that traditional pro-style quarterback. So, anyway...
8:15But also, Jalen Hurts field, but blood clots scare the holy crap out of me.
8:19I hope he's okay. Yeah, so that's... Damn, that's a hard one.
8:22Anyway, so... So rooting for you, Jalen Hurts. And if he's your fantasy quarterback, you're going to need a replacement.
8:28So there you go. And by the way, by the way, while we're on air right now talking, I just want a little behind the scenes.
8:36So we're sitting here talking about this, but producer Damien, who I'm in the League of A-holes with, literally just got the alert.
8:43He picked them up? He just picked up Tanner McKee.
8:45While we're sitting here talking... Hold on a second.
8:48He's not producing the show. He's literally online. He's literally online picking up the quarterback in a league that I compete with him.
8:55Look at these two demons. Look at this, too.
8:57He knows you can't be on your phone right now.
9:00That's producer Damien. Damien, first of all, you owe all of us six emails, and you're back there doing that.
9:06I'm proud of you. You can't do it. You're a man.
9:09Men don't do that. Oh, it's actual science. Like, I'm not being mean.
9:13I have a father and a brother. I'm very aware of how y'all work.
9:17And I've dated. But we've seen quarterbacks in their first start ball because defenses don't have the tape on you.
9:23They have no idea who he is. Exactly. Who is this dude?
9:26All right, we are jumping right in to love-hate, and we start with the receivers.
9:31Well, no. Okay. No. Okay. Got it. Yeah, yeah.
9:33All right. No, you're right. I'm not... The flight attendant.
9:36I shouldn't... I shouldn't... Trust the Buevler. Come on.
9:39The Buevler's here. The Buevler. Mike Evans. My goodness, we love you so much.
9:43Do you have him top five this week? I do.
9:46So I am at wide receiver four, Mike Evans.
9:49Like, look, he's played three games, right? He's played three games where he's played at least 60% of the snaps.
9:54And in those three games, averaging over 18 fantasy points per game.
9:5818.6 to be exact. Last year... Last week, I should say, with Debo Samuel off the field, he was targeted on 45% of his routes.
10:05So, I mean, again, now you get my commanders, my brutal commanders, my...
10:09Still with Dan Quinn as our head coach commanders, coming into San Francisco or Santa Clara on Monday night.
10:14I always like teams at home on Monday night.
10:17I feel like the crowd gets up for it as well.
10:20Washington allows the fourth most fantasy points to opposing wide receivers.
10:23Only two teams have allowed more touchdowns to opposing wide receivers than my beloved commanders.
10:28So, yeah. Therefore, ergo, ipso facto. Woo-hoo! Clearly, Mike Evans is a top five play this week.
10:33He's my wide receiver four. All in on Mike Evans.
10:36Fun fact, Mike Evans traded to me by evil Ed, the producer, in a different league that we're in.
10:41There you go. What do we think that's about?
10:44No, I'm happy about it. Well, Ed was rebuilding.
10:46It's a dynasty league. Ed's team isn't any good.
10:49But he needed to sell assets to try to compete once again.
10:52It is what it is. That's fair. Hey, Matthew, I had one question.
10:56Who... Have you won that league? Here we go.
10:59I forget. Again, we're short on time, Ed. For the love of God, we're short on time.
11:04Sorry. Exactly. Can't hear you. We're short on time.
11:06I know I've won it twice. I just didn't...
11:09I couldn't remember if you'd won it. So, I just wanted to know.
11:13Okay, good. It's been... That league is so frustrating to me because I've been in, like, in the final four for, like, five straight years.
11:20And just every year there's, like, an injury or something.
11:23I just can't get over the hump. I've been in the finals.
11:26I was in the finals last year. Anyway, it's awful.
11:29Sounds to me like you suck. In a dynasty league, no.
11:33I've been always... Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
11:35There's a phrase for that. Yeah. A little saying, if you will.
11:39Yeah. Close does not get the bills. Yeah. Always a beetle, never a bride.
11:43Thank God. That's called winning. Ask the brides. Okay, so Drake London.
11:46Draco. That's the karma. Karma. Going up against the...
11:49Is this show over yet? Can I go home?
11:51I thought it was over last week. I've got to be honest with you.
11:56Talk to me about Drake London. Yes, ma'am. Okay, thank you.
11:59Yeah, Drake London. Like, three games since Michael Pennix returned, he's averaging a 35% target share.
12:03136 yards per game. Not a typo. 136 yards per game since Michael Pennix has returned for Drake London.
12:09He's averaging over 20 fantasy points per game. Now you get the Bears, right?
12:13And we just saw the Bears get lit up by the Green Bay wide receivers last week.
12:18They gave up almost 300 yards and two touchdowns to the Packers wide routes.
12:22Wide receivers that face Chicago this year are averaging 16 yards per reception.
12:26Wow. And so you've got Drake London who's just, you know, all the eyes are on him.
12:31So he's my wide receiver six this week. Drake London should have another monster day against the Bears.
12:36Yeah, I mean, this is a story of before and after Pennix, right?
12:40The past three weeks have been just a completely different Draco Detective London, right?
12:44He's the only wide receiver with 13 plus points the past three weeks.
12:48So that seems like kind of a floor right there.
12:50It's his number one wide receiver target. You're going to get good looks on the outside when you have as electric of
12:57a running back as you do with Bijon. So you're going to get one-on-one opportunities.
13:01And there's not a better wide receiver in the league right now with those 50-50 opportunities than Drake London.
13:07Yeah, for sure. We get a little Packers-Cowboys on Sunday night.
13:10So that should be hopefully maybe a high-scoring game.
13:13We've got Matthew Golden. How high are we on that?
13:15Matthew Golden. Come on, Mr. Golden. Very high. Look, I'm in wide receiver 11 so far this week.
13:21So far this season in utilization score, he's wide receiver 13, at least 20% target share in every game he's played so far this season.
13:28Wide receivers that are faced with the Cowboys have the fourth highest average depth of target.
13:33And then we think about this Cowboys secondary, right?
13:35Three cornerbacks on the injury report. Durant, speed, did not practice on Wednesday.
13:39Like it's just, it's a bad defense that's banged up.
13:42And so Golden, who's been getting a ton of looks in a game that we expect a lot of scoring, I have
13:48Matthew Golden as a top 12 play this week.
13:51Oh, yeah. 44 targets in five games. That's more than Christian Watson.
13:54And it's also more than his total last season.
13:57So year two for the young guy. They invested a lot in terms of assets for him.
14:02And he's finally coming and playing to his potential, right?
14:05And this is an offense now that's coming into its own.
14:08It's not the same one against Atlanta that looked awful.
14:11They've retooled this offensive line. Jordan Love is playing great.
14:14And they're taking shots. So you're always going to have the potential for explosive plays.
14:18He's third in the NFL in air yards too.
14:21So they're not afraid to take the top off the defense.
14:24Tight ends. Who do you love? I hope this is good.
14:27Selfishly for me. Go on. George Kittle. Honestly, for me, George Kittle is my tight end two this week.
14:33Sorry, my tight end three. So you see it there on your screen.
14:37Sorry. Tight end three. But again, stop me. You've heard this before.
14:40But my commanders, they're not so good. No. They're stinky.
14:43They'd be bad. They'd be bad. In addition to giving up a lot of points to wide receivers, they also give up
14:49a lot of points to tight ends. They've allowed the second highest fantasy boost to opposing tight ends this season.
14:55Over 10 fantasy points per game to opposing tight ends.
14:58Goddard scored twice against us. Ferguson scored twice against us.
15:01They've already given up seven. Count them. Seven touchdowns to opposing tight ends.
15:05That's second most in the NFL. Think about what Isaiah Likely did to them last week, right?
15:1011 for 94 and two touchdowns. They struggle against the position.
15:13Now you've got George Kittle coming in with a banged up pass-catching core outside of Mike Evans.
15:18So, yeah. Kittle, my tight end three this week.
15:20Gonna have a monster game. This matchup is incredible.
15:23You mentioned Debo's out. They're gonna use him even more in this offense.
15:27I'm just so surprised at his age, nine months off the Achilles, the yak has been the most impressive point.
15:33Like him with the ball in his hands, like he is exploding off of there.
15:37And I was like, I was just thinking to me off nine months in Achilles, I was stumbling into like a stem cell clinic.
15:44I could barely walk. And this dude's like, how old is George?
15:47Like 32? Old enough. Right? He's one of the older tight ends and he's playing one of those, or he's having one
15:54of the best seasons of his career. He's unbelievable.
15:56Coming off that age, George. He's, yes. Friend of the show, by the way.
16:01Friend of the podcast, George Kittle. Yep. Shout out.
16:03Shout out George Kittle. It's like my third year with him on my team and I just, I feel very good about it.
16:10There you go. That's a great pick. That's a great pick.
16:13That's a great pick. One good pick you have.
16:16Sir, I am literally crushing. Others receiving votes. Who do you have?
16:19Yeah. By the way, my phone is just blowing up with people in all my leagues picking up Tanner McKee.
16:25Yeah. Of course they are. The news has broken.
16:28All right. Anyway. I'm just saying. Like that's what, that's, that's the problem with being on TV.
16:32You know, when news breaks like this. And so I'm in 27 leagues.
16:36I can't go pick up Tanner McKee in 27 leagues because I'm talking with you fine people.
16:41Oh, really? I thought you were multitasking. No, I can.
16:44I have been. I can. I was multitasking. I was throwing Damien under the bus and being on TV.
16:50That's a great point. Yeah, exactly. I can't do three things at once beats.
16:54No, that's for, I can do that. Three's a lot.
16:57All right. Others receiving votes. Let's start off with Denzel Boston.
17:00He's gotten up to a great start this year.
17:02Faces that Ravens secondary that's given up a ton of yards to wide receivers.
17:07In fact, Baltimore allows the fourth highest completion rate on deep passes.
17:10I've Denzel Boston as a top 24 play in week number six.
17:13Now, I have to admit, the fantasy production hasn't been there for Josh Downs lately, but the usage is still really strong.
17:20Downs is running over 90% of the routes. He's now faces a Titans team that's been the sixth best matchup for wide receivers.
17:27I think Downs gets back on track this week.
17:29Speaking of great matchups, how about Trey Tucker of Beatles Raiders?
17:32Woo! He's facing a Bills secondary that's allowing the biggest fantasy boost to perimeter wide receivers so far this year.
17:38I think Trey Tucker is a viable flex play in deeper leagues this week, given the buys.
17:43Moving on to tight end, how about Dallas Goddard?
17:46He's seen at least a 22% target share in both completed games this season.
17:50And he gets a Panthers team that's been the fifth best matchup for opposing tight ends.
17:54You figure Tanner McKee, again, his first start. He may be looking for familiar faces.
17:59Obviously, Dallas Goddard is one of them. And in deeper leagues, how about Pat Friermuth?
18:03I'm expecting him to see an increased role this week, given all the injuries to the wide receivers in Pittsburgh.
18:09Had the nice game last week with the two touchdowns.
18:12And it's a good matchup, obviously, against Tampa Bay.
18:15Mo, anyone jump out to you from that list?
18:17I think Denzel Boston, from a fantasy perspective, is probably one of the most underrated guys.
18:22I want to see if you agree with me, because NFL rankings, he's 11th in route share.
18:27He's third in red zone targets. He's developed into the number one for Deshaun Watson, a passing attack that no one really expected much of.
18:34Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been solid, right? And I think KC, I mean, I know he practiced, or he's working his way through the concussion protocol.
18:42But, I mean, look, I'm no Stefania Bell, but I don't think he's going to play.
18:46I was at that game. That was one of the most vicious hits I've seen.
18:51So just even more targets now for Denzel. I don't know.
18:54Like, where would you put... If there was a redraft right now, like, where do you think Denzel would go?
19:00Like, I'm really high on him. I mean, a redraft in fantasy?
19:03Yeah. I think he still goes somewhere in the 30 to 40 range as well.
19:07I mean, again, it's still a low... It's a better offense than we expected, but I don't know that it's a great offense.
19:14But I agree with you. Like, if you're starting a Cleveland pass catcher, Denzel Boston's the one you want.
19:20I certainly like the matchup this week. But I would think if I was re-ranking for the rest of the season off
19:26the top of my head, he's probably like 35, 38, something in that range.
19:30He's a lot higher than he was. There's no doubt.
19:33No doubt. He's definitely raised up at least, you know, at least 10 spots.
19:37Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That was the love. We love the love, but we do have to hate some stuff.
19:43We love the hate, too. We do love to hate.
19:45You gotta have one with the other. Jalen Waddle.
19:48If you ever notice, if you look closely, whenever Beatle gets the hate list, she smiles a little bit.
19:54Just there's like a twinkle in my eye. A little bit.
19:57I can't control that. I know. It's a natural reaction.
20:00It's physiological. Okay. What do you got? Well, look, we'll start with tonight's game and Jalen Waddle, to your point, right?
20:06Seattle is a tough matchup. Seahawks have allowed the third fewest fantasy points to opposing wide receivers.
20:11In fact, only two wide receivers this entire season have allowed double-digit fantasy points.
20:15You know, only two wide receivers have scored 10 or more fantasy points against the Seahawks this year.
20:20Wide receivers facing Seattle have caught only 57% of their targets.
20:23And, oh, by the way, Jalen Waddle has been bad.
20:26He's been bad. We've played five games. He's been bad in four of them.
20:30So he's my wide receiver 28. He's always got a chance to break a long one.
20:35He's the focal point of this offense, such as it is.
20:38But I think he's a shaky wide receiver three this week.
20:41Yeah, he hasn't been great. And I think also Sean Payne's fantasy or his wife's fantasy team hasn't been great either.
20:47No. I mean, she's probably 0-5 at this point if we think about it.
20:51Yeah. I hope she made a change by now.
20:54I hope. I mean, I don't know. I feel like Sean Payne's been sleeping on the couch.
20:59I think he's got to be angry. And if she also has Bo Nix, too, that's better.
21:04Oh, that can't be true. Surely not. That's my belief.
21:07You don't think she would have taken Bo as well?
21:10That's my belief. That's a great question. But I don't know.
21:13I've kind of been trying to figure out why he's not fitting in this offense.
21:17I also think Bo and Tua are a much different playing style quarterbacks.
21:21Like, Tua plays great in structure. Like, he lost the mobility with the hip injury at Bama.
21:26And he was so good. Like, okay, I'm going to drop back pass game.
21:30I'm taking three steps. And that ball is coming out before you're breaking.
21:34It was all those in-breaking stuff with Tyreek and Waddle.
21:37And then they were just running with the ball.
21:39Bo is a completely different player. Like, he needs to thrive outside of structure.
21:43Right? But that's something he needs to get better at.
21:46And so it's just there's this dissonance right now with this whole offense.
21:50It's not clicking. So, I mean, I don't know how you really— Did you say dissonance?
21:55Dissonance? He did. Dissonance? He's just going to be like this every day.
21:59It's a little brainy. It is what it is.
22:01A little too brainy a word for this show.
22:04You said something the other day that was like a crazy word.
22:07Who did? Me? Yeah. What? Malfeasance? Skullduggery? Those are a couple of my favorites.
22:11Skullduggery is great. Like, what does that mean? Skullduggery?
22:14It's like evil. It's like you're cheating. You know what I mean?
22:17Like, yeah. That's a new one. Yeah. So, exactly.
22:20You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm going to start to add.
22:24We should do a word of the day. Word of the day.
22:27Okay. Well, alter day. Who picks the word and they go for it?
22:31All right. I'm here for that. So, yeah. New segment.
22:34Big dissonance in Denver, guys. Dissonance. Dissonance. It's a great word, dissonance.
22:37Double D. All right. Abuka. Emeka Abuka. Last week.
22:40You know what? Last week found the end zone, but you are still not high, huh?
22:45Yeah. No, I'm definitely down on him. Well, that's sad.
22:47There's been two games that Jalen Daniels has started for the Buccaneers.
22:51And in those two games, 51 total receiving yards.
22:54I know he bailed you out on the rushing touchdown last week.
22:57I just don't know how often you can expect that from Emeka Abuka.
23:01With Daniels under center, he's averaging under four yards per target, Emeka Abuka.
23:05Right? Great. 0.93. Literally 0.93 yards per route run.
23:07Meanwhile, this Steelers defense is allowed the six fewest fantasy points to opposing wide receivers.
23:12I just, I'm at wide receiver 34. Outside my top 30, I think he's a wide receiver four and a shaky one at that.
23:19Again, he bailed you out with the rushing touchdown last week.
23:22I just don't know that you see that. But there's just nothing I've seen from Emeka Abuka so far this season.
23:28Makes me feel like we're getting close to getting the guy that we saw at the beginning of last year.
23:34Yeah, I think you got to wait until Baker.
23:36Hopefully that's a few weeks. I mean, so he hasn't done as much with the targets, but at least some targets are there, right?
23:43Nine targets last two or three weeks. The rushing touchdown, there's different ways of looking at it.
23:48A, is it, can you replicate it? Probably not.
23:51But B, like, is he a centerpiece of this offense?
23:54Are they trying to get him the ball in space?
23:57Different looks? Are they scheming? That was the opening drive, right?
24:00So that was a scripted play. Let's get our playmakers the ball.
24:03So there's different ways to do that. But I guess it's just hit or miss, obviously, when you have a rookie quarterback.
24:10Yeah, for sure. Any tight ends we need to avoid who we got?
24:13Yeah, Kyle Pitts. You know, I know people are like, oh, hey, Chicago.
24:17But you see it there on your screen. It's my tight end 18.
24:21As good as Michael Penix has been for Detective Drake London, he's been the opposite for Kyle Pitts.
24:26He's not been good for Kyle Pitts. In the three games since Michael Penix returned, Kyle Pitts has a 14% target share.
24:33It's averaging 31 yards per game. And then you think about the Bears, and yes, the defense has struggled.
24:38But they're actually allowing the third fewest fantasy points to opposing tight ends.
24:42So, I mean, like, think about last week. Everyone went off.
24:45And Tucker Craft had, like, a fine game. But, like, in a week in which Watson and Matthew Golden went absolutely, you
24:52know, bananas, Tucker Craft was, like, fine. He was fine.
24:54So, anyway, Kyle Pitts, who has not been great with Penix under center, tougher matchup against the Bears.
25:00He's my tight end 18 this week. Did you know somehow he's averaging more points than Colson Loveland?
25:05I did not know that was possible not to bring up Loveland again.
25:09Sore subject. I don't know. I don't have a response to that.
25:12I mean, the truth, you're right. It's awful. It's awful.
25:15Colson, he's not Colson Loveland anymore. It's Colson Haidland.
25:18Guys, we swore we weren't going to bring him up today.
25:21I know. One day without bringing him up. Like, let him live.
25:24The potential. I see it all. Mo's being mean to me.
25:28He kind of is. I don't know, but, like.
25:30It's the shirt. The evil shirt. I see him on the waiver wire.
25:34There's nothing evil about Beavers. Oh, yes, there is.
25:37Yes, we love Beavers. All right. Speaking of the hate, here we go.
25:40That was great. Hand in the pocket. Holding the pitchfork.
25:43My pass catcher hates. Terrifying. Jalen Waddell versus Seattle.
25:46He's my wide receiver 28. Emeka Abuka against the Steelers.
25:49My wide receiver 34. And as I just mentioned, Kyle Pitts against the Bears.
25:53He's tight in 18 for me in week six.
25:55Skullduggery. Skullduggery. Malfeasance. That'll do it for the catchers.
25:58The running box when we come back. What accent is that?
26:01I don't know, but it sounds like Lois a little bit.
26:04When she does like her very serious. Oh, yeah.
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28:54We're back. We're going to get to the running backs really, really fast, but he was frustrated that whole break trying to do things fantasy on his own.
29:02Well, just, again, I just did like a 20-minute break and like, again, 27 leagues.
29:0627 leagues, Tanner McKee has gone in like 26 of them.
29:10Well, I got him on mine, so. Yeah. Ida was able to get him in hers.
29:14In the ladies league. In the ladies league. Okay.
29:17Yeah, take that, Summer Sanders. Yeah, Summer Sanders. Got getting him.
29:20All right, we got running backs. We got Kyron Williams.
29:23Very frustrating. Is that like Colonel Sanders? Keep it rolling.
29:26You don't know who Summer Sanders is? Oh, my God.
29:29Never mind. I was going to complain about something.
29:31That's all right. I don't know who Summer Sanders is.
29:34You don't know who Summer Sanders is? Just Kyron Williams, please.
29:37I can't. We'll deal with it in a minute.
29:40We should go through the entire, all the women that are in your fantasy football women's league and see if he knows.
29:46Go down. Who is it? Do you know Colleen Wolfe?
29:49No. Do you know Tracy Wolfson? Yes. Oh, okay.
29:52All right, so there's one. We'll try another one after that.
29:55Yep. By the way, they're all great. Colleen Wolfe is awesome.
29:58Summer Sanders is awesome. I'm like, I don't know.
30:01Michelle Beisner? Is that a real person? Very much so.
30:04Yeah. No. Michelle Beisner. Beisbuck? Well, Beisner Buck. No.
30:07She's Joe Buck's wife, but she's a reporter. Michelle Beisner, she's a wife.
30:10Joe Buck. She's a reporter. She's great, too. Michelle's great.
30:13Joe Buck's not in it. We like all these people.
30:16We like all these people. We actually don't like Moe.
30:19All right, but you know who else I love?
30:22So we talk about people we like, people that we're so-so on.
30:25I'll tell you who we love. We love. Kyron Williams.
30:28You love him. Yes. Kyron Williams playing the Cardinals this week.
30:31He's my running back five. I'm as a top five player this week.
30:35The only guy with a higher utilization score over the past three weeks than Kyron Williams, Jameer Gibbs.
30:40Okay. Number two in utilization score. Wow. During that stretch of these, you know, a lot of people coming into the season
30:47thought, well, it's going to be a lot of Blake Corum.
30:50No, it is all Kyron Williams over the last three weeks.
30:5323 touches a game. 18% target share. Moe, they've been using him in the passing game, and that's what I think is most interesting.
31:00You like this matchup against Arizona as the Cardinals allow the six most rushing yards per game to opposing running backs.
31:06Rams are heavy favorites here as well. You'd expect Kyron to have a very good game.
31:11They are 12.5 point favorites, the Rams are. Yeah, we knew he was a good runner, but like this offseason, his priority
31:17was stepping it up as a pass catcher, and I mean, he did just that.
31:22Even if you remember on the final drive of regulation, they split him out wide.
31:26When they needed it most, ran a slant against the linebacker.
31:29That is, not only did he have the strong hands to actually make the catch in traffic, which usually running backs can't do, but they trusted him.
31:37Stafford did. McVay did. Like, that was a gotta-have-it situation.
31:40And we have two great wide receivers, and instead we're throwing to our running back.
31:44I was like, okay, I mean, it worked. It was a good matchup.
31:48He caught the ball. And then the next play, he gets it in from the one-yard line.
31:53So you're getting the goal line reps. You're getting the receptions.
31:56Really good opportunity here against a struggling defense. Huge value for everyone that drafted Kyron Williams where you did.
32:02Javante Williams, V. Packers. Yeah, I mean, like, honestly, do I need to give more analysis than V.
32:07Packers? I don't think I do. He's my running back eight so far this week.
32:11Javante Williams, top five in the NFL in both red zone and goal-to-go rushing attempts.
32:16The Packers, by the way, they've allowed the second-most rushing touchdowns to running backs this season.
32:20They've allowed the fourth-biggest fantasy boost to opposing running backs in rushing yards.
32:24Their front seven banged up, missing multiple starters. Like, pick a stat, any stat, and the Packers are bad in it.
32:30So Javante Williams, who has certainly continued to keep the trust of this Cowboys coaching staff.
32:35Top eight play for me this week. This offense is going to get to the red zone often.
32:40It's one of the most explosive in the NFL.
32:43And then you mentioned what the red zone carries.
32:45Only two backs in the league have more carries inside the ten.
32:49It's Jameer Gibbs and Derrick Henry. Yeah, yeah. All right.
32:52Travion Henderson probably likely out. So Ramondre Stevenson is on the love list.
32:55Yeah. So, I mean, right. To your point, Michelle, this one's a weird one because we thought Henderson was out, but then
33:02they listed him as limited in practice yesterday. I don't, yeah.
33:05So it's a— So I don't know. So I just want to caveat this saying that part of the analysis on Ramondre
33:11Stevenson is that he's going to get all the work because Travion's out.
33:15But there is obviously a scenario where Travion Henderson plays.
33:18But assuming Henderson is out, I have Ramondre Stevenson as a top ten play this week.
33:23He's my RB9, as you see it there on your screen.
33:26In week one, when Travion Henderson was out, 23 touches, 19% target share.
33:30It was all Ramondre. In his three games so far this year where he's gotten at least 15 touches, which in a
33:36game in which Travion Henderson is out, you'd expect Ramondre Stevenson to get at least 15 touches.
33:41So in those games, he averages 16.8 fantasy points per game.
33:44And now he gets the Jets' bottom ten in the NFL in terms of most fantasy points allowed to opposing running backs.
33:51He's a good running back who's going to get all the work in a good matchup, Mo.
33:56So it's kind of that simple. And even with Travion, he was getting touches.
34:00So imagine how many. He got 16 the past two weeks alone.
34:03And now he's going to get the lion's share of this backfield.
34:07Again, on passing game, kind of very similar to Kyron.
34:10He stepped up in that aspect. And it kind of goes in flow with what Drake's made doing.
34:15He's taking care of the football. He's checking the ball down.
34:18He's not forcing it down the field, meaning a lot of targets for Ramondre.
34:22Others receiving votes? Who do you have? Yeah, how about Bashal Tootin, right?
34:26Who's Bashal Tootin has actually seen his snap rate and utilization score increase every single week this season.
34:31He's now starting to get used more in the passing game.
34:34This is one of the things we talked about earlier in the year with Dwayne McFarlane.
34:39The concern about Bashal Tootin was they're using Amir Abdullah and Lakeen Allen in the passing game.
34:44Well, no more anyway. Again, Bashal Tootin, snap rate, target share, every single thing, utilization, all of it has come increased every single week this season.
34:51His two highest target shares this season, by the way, have come in the past two games.
34:56I was a mid-tier RB2 this week, even in a tough matchup with the Texans.
35:01Cam Scadaboo, great matchup against the Saints, right? New Orleans allowing 133 rushing yards per game to opposing running backs.
35:06That's most in the NFL. I have Scadaboo as a top 20 play in week six.
35:11All right, listen, make no mistake, Marshawn Lloyd has had a rough start to the season, but he did look better last week.
35:18And more importantly, this week he gets the Cowboys, right?
35:21Dallas is allowing the second biggest fantasy boost to opposing running backs.
35:24I think Marshawn Lloyd is a viable flex play this week.
35:27And in deeper leagues, Kendra Miller actually saw 60% of the running back rushes for the Saints last week.
35:33Now he gets the Giants, G-Men allowing nearly five yards per carry to opposing running backs.
35:38Doesn't feel like Alvin Kamara's 100%, so I think Kendra Miller is probably the leading running back of a committee but it's a good matchup against New York.
35:46Mo, all those names that I just referenced, anything stand out to you?
35:49Yeah, Scadaboo and Marshawn Lloyd because these are like run-first options.
35:53They're kind of going to carry the workload as well, especially the Packers.
35:56I mean, it's mostly all Marshawn Lloyd. All the red zone, he's a big physical guy.
36:01Yeah, USC guy. SC guy. I expect him to score a lot of points.
36:05I think it's going to be a shootout. That's going to be a fun one.
36:10Scadaboo, I think he's just got to clean up the fumbles.
36:13He's got four on the season. Is Harbaugh going to trust him and go back to him?
36:18Because when he has, traditionally he kind of like gave Najee a little bit carry.
36:22So he's been eating up at it. But I expect them to go back to Cam.
36:27They're a run-first, also offense. You have a backup quarterback, so they're going to rely on that running game.
36:32Yeah. One thing I just want to mention real quickly on Marshawn Lloyd.
36:36Pierre Strong's actually been playing a decent amount on the passing downs in place of Chris Brooks.
36:41It was Chris Brooks earlier in the season. But lately it's been a lot of Pierre Strong.
36:46So you just need the Packers to keep it close with the Cowboys, which I think they will, given how bad the
36:52Cowboys' defense is, how well the Packers' passing game is rolling.
36:55It just needs to be close so that they can try to run the ball somewhat.
37:00Because I feel like if they get down big, it'll be more Pierre Strong.
37:04Yeah. I think it'll be a shootout. Well, that's the loves.
37:07We got the hates. Woody Marks. Why are we down on Woody Marks?
37:11Well, it's Jacksonville, right? I mean, like, even though Woody Marks has taken over this role from Dave Montgomery, the fact is
37:18that the Jags are the number one ranked rush defense in the NFL.
37:21This entire year has rushed for more than 39 yards against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
37:25The Swaguars. By the way, running backs that face Jacksonville, Michelle, are averaging a league low 2.5 yards per carry.
37:31They also allow the third fewest fantasy points to opposing running backs.
37:35The Swaguars are for real, guys. I know. It's crazy.
37:38Woody Marks outside my top 20 for the week.
37:40Yeah. The only positive is I think he can give you a little bit in the passing game.
37:45Yep. Four for 23 last week. But, I mean, even that you can't exactly rely on.
37:50Really good run defense. Tough situation for me. Jacksonville's bad against pass-catching running backs, which keeps the light on for him.
37:56I'm with you there. So, again, I am a 22.
37:59So, I'm as a low-end RB2, high-end flex. But just given the role and Montgomery's banged up, like, I would have marks
38:06higher if it weren't for this matchup with Jacksonville.
38:08He'll have better weeks, for sure. So, seeing as London's, like, their second home, like, where do you think they've been staying all these days?
38:15Oh, I've been to their hotel in London. Lovely.
38:18Of course you have. Yeah. See, aren't you glad I asked that question?
38:22And? So, it's, like, an hour outside of Wembley or Tottenham, wherever they're playing.
38:26It's, like, in the countryside. It's not in the city.
38:29It's so sick, by the way. No, that's cool.
38:31I get it. Yeah, it's, like, northern London. It's a castle.
38:35Have you stayed there? I was with the team.
38:37Like, I wasn't on, like, I wasn't playing for them, but I was.
38:41Why were you with them? We were doing, like, media stuff for, like, NFL International.
38:45I don't get it. It was so sick. Yeah.
38:48Yeah, it sounds like it. He just gets invited.
38:51He's going to the suites. He's going to international games.
38:53It was fun. He's getting invited to random people's apartments.
38:56Well, I'm glad we found that out, actually. Well, this is, like, the actual NFL.
39:01That was, like, a random. Shut up. I've known Mo for literally, like, a month.
39:05And every day, there's a different story. And a different, oh, yeah, I got him.
39:09He's, like, you're, like, football Forrest Gump. You're not like us at all.
39:13You don't even get that reference, by the way?
39:16Football Forrest Gump. I understand, like, I can use context clues or, like, he just does random stuff.
39:21Right? What are we doing, Beatles? Am I wrong?
39:24Wait, hold on. What's your definition? That's the context, right?
39:27That he does different stuff? Like, he does a lot of different things that you wouldn't expect him.
39:32Am I wrong? I mean, technically, you're right, but.
39:34Go camera one. I need to look at camera one.
39:37Go camera one. No, no, camera one. Camera one.
39:40I'm not wrong. This is a direct message. This is, no one else needs to listen to us.
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39:49Oh, my God. I need desperately an alcohol sponsor for this show.
39:52So that, because every day, I want to just drink heavily.
39:56I have, you know, I have some good stuff in these Roku cups.
39:59But I want, like, just to openly get hammered every day to get through this with Mo.
40:04Can I add to that? Yeah. What do you got?
40:07Also, just subliminally, shout out Lily. Shout out. They're already on board.
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40:14Yeah. Okay, J.K. Dobbins. All right, best game of the season.
40:17Just came off that, which I guess is why I'm a little bit confused.
40:21Well, it's Seattle, right? I mean, the fact of the matter is, is that he's so touched on dependent.
40:26And he obviously could fall into the end zone today.
40:29But the concern here with J.K. Dobbins is the Seahawks.
40:32Seattle, in games in which J.K. Dobbins doesn't score a touchdown, he's averaging 5.2 yards, 5.2 fantasy points per game.
40:38Sorry. I'm all discombobulated from Mo in the English countryside hanging out with football players.
40:42If he doesn't score a touchdown, he's basically averaging five points a game.
40:46He's not involved in the passing game at all.
40:49Seahawks have literally allowed two rushing touchdowns to opposing running backs this entire year.
40:53That's it. They've given up two. So you're just sort of like, you know, you need Dobbins to fall into the end zone to be worthwhile today.
41:01And yet, Seahawks just doesn't, they don't give up a lot of rushing touchdowns to opposing running backs.
41:06It's actually the fourth toughest matchup for running back rushing production this season.
41:10The Seahawks are. All these metrics, when I say that, by the way, the fourth toughest matchup for running back rushing production,
41:16all those stats are available on FantasyLife.com. So go check out FantasyLife.com if you want to do your own research or just
41:23check out something just specifically for your own team.
41:25But yeah, I have J.K. Dobbins at running back 27.
41:28He's a low-end touchdown dependent flex today. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the matchup for obvious reasons.
41:33Seattle's defense is really hard to run against. But I do think it changes his outlook moving forwards with Sean Payton calling plays.
41:40Like, Sean loves him. He is the anti, the antithesis of like O'Marion Hampton in L.A.
41:45That's like O'Marion's evil twin over there. Because Sean absolutely loves him.
41:48Weeks one through four with Davis Webb, 19.7 combined points.
41:51Week five with Sean, 15.4. So I do expect them to get him involved.
41:55Just not a good matchup this week. Jacory, Krosky, Merritt.
41:58Look, I'm down on Bill just because I think my commanders will be trailing.
42:02They're more than a touchdown underdog on the road on Monday Night Football going up against 49ers as well.
42:08They're allowing 49ers, by the way, just 3.7 yards per carry to opposing running backs.
42:12They've been pretty good against the run. And so JCM basically not involved in the passing game.
42:17Just a 5% target share so far. So if they get, if they're trailing in this game, which I think is likely,
42:23it's going to be Rashad White and Austin Eckler in the passing game and not Jacory, Krosky, Merritt.
42:29I know he had the big touchdown run last week, but it's one thing to play the Giants at home.
42:34It's another to be on the road at San Francisco.
42:37He's my running back 29 this week. 29, there you go.
42:40Running down. Woody Marks against Jacksonville. That's the one game this week.
42:44He's outside my top 20. J.K. Dobbins outside my top 25 against Seattle.
42:48And Jacory, Krosky, Merritt, the man they call Bill, is running back 29 this week on the road at San Fran.
42:54That's going to do it for the backs. We've got quarterbacks on the other side.
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45:01Welcome back. We're going to get right into quarterbacks.
45:03However, we just have a little bit of news to touch on here.
45:07Caleb Williams, full practice yesterday. Looks ready to return on Sunday.
45:10That's good, good news. So how high is he ranked?
45:13You stand with Caleb? I stand with Caleb. Well, it's my impression of Caleb.
45:17Of Caleb. Yeah. You know, when he was, honestly, when you think about it, when he was being wheeled out, your boy
45:23Caleb, what he should have done is he should have done the DM meme that he does.
45:28Oh, yeah. The fish that goes like, hi. Yeah.
45:31He should have done anything but what he did.
45:34How about that? That's only for special circumstances. Yeah.
45:36If people missed it, by the way, yeah, Mo and Caleb used to slide into girls' DMs with a little, like, Spongebob square pet.
45:43Spongebob meme. Spongebob meme. And not surprisingly, it was very successful.
45:46Good for you, Caleb. 90%. Good job. 90%. To date.
45:49To date. We measure it. Did you, you guys, you had a spreadsheet, an Excel spreadsheet, and you're like, oh, like, I
45:56hit on this woman, I hit on this one, blah, blah, blah.
45:59Well, you got to evaluate the tape in every scenario, right?
46:02Yeah. On and off the field. Yeah. A hundred percent.
46:05You got to do the research, do the metrics, do a little A-B testing.
46:09I get that. Are you true for real right now?
46:12A hundred percent. That's amazing. Do you fear yourselves?
46:15What are you? I'm just, I'm trying to. Just some oinky-oink behavior.
46:18How you do the small things are how you do everything, Beetle.
46:22That's a good point. Attention to detail. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
46:25Some people don't understand. That's what I think of when I think of you guys.
46:29Attention to detail. Some people don't understand, and that's okay.
46:32It's fine. It's fine. You know what? Beetle's just angry because apparently her DMs have not been, I told people that, like, That must be what it is.
46:40They're closed now. The DMs are dry. They're not closed.
46:43They're absolutely not closed. I can't even check them.
46:45She's salty. I'm going to, I'm going to, this is her phone.
46:49I'm doing this in commercial break. I'm going through your DMs.
46:52A lot of stuff to catch up on Netflix, you guys.
46:55All right. It is National Pug Day. She's going to tie one on.
46:59All right. But should I do? You want to do Brock Purdy?
47:03Yes, ma'am. I think you should start there. Yeah.
47:05So anyway, and by the way, the other quarterback news, obviously, if you missed it at the top of the show.
47:11Yes. Jalen Hurts, he's going to be out. Tanner McKee gets the start for the Eagles.
47:16That's the expectation, at least as of right now.
47:19Okay. So in terms of quarterback loves, well, you may have sensed a theme throughout this episode that I'm not particularly high on my commanders on the road.
47:27At San Francisco 49ers. So we are still in Brocktober.
47:30Brock Purdy is my number two quarterback this week as well.
47:33No team in the NFL. Literally no team in the NFL allows a bigger boost to quarterback fantasy production than my Washington commanders.
47:40How excited are we? But in fairness, we do have a defensive-minded head coach.
47:44Either way, four to the five quarterbacks that have faced Washington this year have scored at least 24 fantasy points, including famous Jameis Winston.
47:51Commanders have also allowed three or more touchdown passes in every game this year.
47:55But one, it's Brocktober. He's my QB2. Smoke him if you got him.
47:58Any issues? I mean, this one's easy. I mean, this is the MVP going against the team.
48:03What was it? You said second most fantasy points to quarterbacks?
48:07No. Biggest fantasy boost to opposing quarterbacks. They add an average of 8.3 fantasy points to the average.
48:12Yeah, and no one's playing better football right now than Brock Purdy at quarterback.
48:16All right. I feel like we just saw Matthew Stafford.
48:19We did. So fresh in our minds. We've got to see him again.
48:23But he does have another game. What have we done to deserve this?
48:26I don't know. It's a treat. But it's against Arizona, so I have to imagine this is...
48:31He's on the love. He's a top-five quarterback play for me this week.
48:35First off, we expect a lot of points in this game.
48:3853-and-a-half is the over-under in this one. The second highest in the week six slate, right?
48:43Meanwhile, by the way... Sorry, I take that back.
48:45I take that back. Oh, no. What happened? The Rams have the...
48:49The Rams, it's 51-and-a-half. I misread. 51-and-a-half, but still very high over-under.
48:52We expect a ton of points in this game, especially on the Rams side of the ball, where L.A.
48:58has the highest implied team total in week six.
49:0132 points in terms of where the line is.
49:03No team allows passing touchdowns at a higher rate than the Arizona Cardinals.
49:07Quarterbacks that face Arizona this season, averaging 9.1 yards per pass attempt.
49:10That's the highest in the NFL. As you sit there and see it on your screen, they're worse than the Dolphins, the Commanders, the Cowboys, or the Raiders.
49:19No one allows a higher passing touchdown rate than the Arizona Cardinals.
49:22So, yeah, Stafford's my QB4 this week. QB4. Yeah, so they allow the most touchdowns.
49:26They're playing against a quarterback that has the most attempts in the NFL, and he has Puka and Devontae Adams.
49:32And they're angry. I would say, and they're angry, coming off a loss.
49:36Coming off a tough loss. This is a division game.
49:39Yeah. For sure. Good combination. Jordan Love, thank you so much.
49:42Nice big week against the Bears. Will he have similar numbers against the Cowboys?
49:46Again, you can sort of see the narratives that all play out, right?
49:50Again, I like pretty much all the San Francisco 49ers.
49:53I don't like all the Broncos against the Seahawks.
49:56I mean, you sort of see how this all plays out.
49:59And you've already heard me talk about Matthew Golden and Marshawn Lloyd.
50:02Christian Watson's a no-brainer start every single week, as is Tucker Kraft.
50:06So how about some Jordan Love, who I have as a top five fantasy quarterback this week?
50:11Again, so they have the second highest over under total in week six.
50:14Green Bay has a top five implied team total here.
50:17Cowboys are 26th in pressure rate, guys. So, like, they just – Love's going to be – going to have a clean pocket.
50:24This year, when he hasn't been pressured, he's been really, really good.
50:27So it's just – Cowboys just have not been able to get to the QB so far this year.
50:33And, in fact, they allow the highest passer rating to opposing quarterbacks the Cowboys do.
50:37Yeah, it's absurd. All right, a little trivia here.
50:40Oh. Since week one, 2025, quarterbacks with the most fantasy points.
50:43I'll tell you one, three, and four, and then you tell me who number two is.
50:48Okay. All right. Number one, Josh Allen. Sure. We knew that.
50:51No-brainer. Skipping two, you're guessing two. Three is Brock Purdy.
50:54Four is Patrick Mahomes. This is since week one, 2025.
50:57Is this a true question? Is that on points-per-game basis or totals?
51:00Points-per-game. So it's either Jordan Love or Jack Prescott?
51:03Yeah. I mean, I would say it might be Jordan Love on a points-per-game basis.
51:07I mean, I did have him, and he always was very successful.
51:11He was really hot since the first part of last year.
51:14He just missed some time. So it's skewed a little bit by that.
51:18But, yeah. Okay. It's whoever's playing the Cowboys. Nice.
51:20That's number two. Really good. When are we having a meeting where we decide if this is working or not?
51:26That needs to be today. It's working for me.
51:29I got a great shirt, so I'm happy. Beaver.
51:31The beabler. Others receiving votes? Yeah. Who are they?
51:34We talked about it a lot today, obviously. But this Cowboys-Packers game, I believe, is going to be one of the best fantasy game environments of the week.
51:42So, aside from Jordan Love, I also think Dak Prescott, opposite him, should have a nice game.
51:47Cowboys have an implied team total over 25 points in that one.
51:51In deeper leagues, I also like the Kirkler, Kirk Cousins.
51:54He's facing that Bills secondary. They're 31st in pass defense.
51:56They're allowing over 22 fantasy points per game to opposing quarterbacks.
52:00Again, they haven't been able to run the ball particularly well.
52:03Bills are going to score on them. You could do worse than Kirk Cousins as a streamer.
52:08And finally, Jacoby Brissett, who understands the assignment. Yes, he has a tough matchup with the Rams, but should be plenty of garbage time against L.A.
52:15Brissett is averaging over 44 pass attempts per game over the last three weeks.
52:19Ballian's been there. He's a mid-tier QB. Two for me this week.
52:23This might be the last hurrah for Jacoby Brissett.
52:25I think if he plays poorly here overall and the Cardinals don't win, you could see them perhaps turning to either Gardner Minshew or Carson Beck.
52:33Oh, that's got it. I haven't heard of Minshew in a while.
52:37A Minshew's the two and Carson Beck is the three.
52:39I'd be surprised if they don't know Carson Beck.
52:42He looked really good in the preseason. He did.
52:45Okay, that is the loves. You didn't see the first hour.
52:48Well, a lot of Bo Nix in the first hour, and I believe we're going to start there here.
52:53Yeah, he's on a hate list, Bo Nix is, right?
52:56Again, Seahawks are the number one pass defense in the NFL.
52:59No quarterback, and this is going to come up later in the show, but no quarterback has thrown for over 189 yards against the Seahawks.
53:07Again, remember that. That may come up later. Seahawks, by the way, have been the second toughest matchup for opposing quarterbacks this season.
53:13And Nix has one game, literally one game this year where he's been better than QB 18.
53:18He was on the preseason hate list, and he's on the week six hate list.
53:23This offense just feels stuck. I don't think on a short week against the Seahawks is when they get unstuck.
53:29So I'm out on Bo Nix, as you see it there.
53:32I'm outside my top 22, which is saying something for Bo Nix.
53:35Yeah, Bosev. And the last time they played didn't look good either.
53:39No. 138 yards, no touchdowns, two picks, only 35 rushing yards.
53:42And that's when he was playing more confident within this offense.
53:45He was healthy. And so right now he's struggling.
53:48This offense is stagnant. So not a good outlook.
53:50Here's the good news, Bo Nix. This next guy, Justin Herbert.
53:54Now it's not so bad. See? Could be worse.
53:56Could be way worse. By the way, if you can, find it online, the video of Ocho Cinco seeing Madison Beer for the first time, because it's awesome.
54:04Yeah. At any rate. He was shocked. Yes. He was just like, I get it.
54:09This is his first time seeing it. He was dogging Justin Herbert, and then he looked at Madison Beer for the first
54:15time, and he's just like, all right, I kind of get it.
54:19He's been a little distracted. But it's not her fault, by the way.
54:22It's not her fault. A thousand percent it's not her fault.
54:26He hasn't been a Super Bowl winner since, so it's not like he's been doing that.
54:30He played better last year. He's my QB 25, Justin Herbert.
54:33Whether it's Madison Beer, whether it's the new offense, whether it's the bad offensive line, whether it's the banged up pass catchers,
54:40pick a reason why, whatever it is, it hasn't added up into fantasy production.
54:44So Herbert, as you see it there on the screen, he's my QB 25.
54:48Herbert's been held to under 14 fantasy points in every game this year.
54:52You're going against the Chiefs off the bye. Kansas City's had two weeks to prepare for L.A., and they allowed touchdown passes
54:58at the third lowest rate this season. They're still six fewest yards per pass attempt.
55:02His pass catchers are beat up as well. I just, no thank you on Justin Herbert.
55:07He's available as a free agent in a couple of leagues, and I have not picked him up.
55:12Why would you want to? Yeah, I don't either.
55:15That's it. That's it. That's love, hate. We'll be back to wrap things up in a little last call.
55:20All right, last call. Do we have any bets that we like, Mo?
55:24I've got a good one for you. All right, let's go play.
55:28Not that. Stanley Cup, Red Solo Cup, World Cup.
55:30Give me Cooper Cup. Over on the yards. All right.
55:33Okay. So here we go. He's number two in this offense.
55:36He's been competing with Shahid. Last week, 81% snaps.
55:39Over 46% for Shahid. Going against a depleted Denver secondary.
55:42I don't think Patrick's playing. Talanoa may or may not play.
55:45I expect Cooper Cup to have a lot of single coverage with JSN on the other side.
55:50A lot of attention going over there. Look, I don't even care if Drew Locke's playing.
55:55Get whoever's playing quarterback. Cooper Cup, over 21 and a half receiving yards.
55:59Yeah, by the way, JSN, like he's off the injury report today.
56:02But he was on the injury report. It's a short week.
56:05So you can see maybe, especially by the way if Seattle gets up big, do they limit him a little bit?
56:11So 21 and a half, I like that. Cooper Cup, my little Cooper Cup, over 21 and a half yards.
56:17My little Cooper Cup. What's that? It's a long-running joke.
56:20That's a new one. He's always been, yeah, for a long time.
56:24He's my little Cooper Cup. I'll have to play the video for you guys.
56:28But it became a long thing that, like, because when he was a rookie, I interviewed him with a rookie premier, and I really liked him.
56:35He's a guy coming out of college, right? Yeah.
56:38And so I sort of rooted for him, and I would talk about him on my old show, and I'm just like, oh, look at that.
56:45Like, my little Cooper Cup made a couple of plays.
56:48Oh, wow. Anyway, I'm just kind of like. Back when he won the title, bro.
56:53And so I was sort of rooted for him.
56:55And it's just like this became this dumb thing that I would constantly say, my little Cooper Cup, my little Cooper Cup.
57:02My little Cooper Cup. That was a big cup.
57:04And I will, and then, so it just became a thing.
57:07We talked about it for the longest time. And then I met him.
57:11And anyway, I'll have to show you guys the video.
57:14But we did a thing where he calls himself Matthew's little Cooper Cup.
57:18Oh, wow. It was great. Oh, that's good. He was fun.
57:21He was fun. Here's my best bet for tonight.
57:24Not surprising. It's anti-Bo Nix. Bo Nix. Sorry, stuntman Chuck, but it is what it is.
57:28Bo Nix under 199.5 passing yards. You heard me mention this earlier on the show, but literally no quarterback this year has
57:35thrown for more than 189 yards against the Seahawks.
57:37I don't think that that streak gets broken with Bo Nix, who is 28th in the NFL in yards for pass attempt.
57:44Again, it's been a bunch of dink and dunk stuff.
57:47So for Bo Nix to get over this number, he's going to have to complete and throw a ton of passes.
57:53Over under this game is 40.5. It seems like a lot of punts.
57:57It's going to be a defensive battle between the two teams, so give me under 199.5 passing yards for Bo Nix, Beatle.
58:03It's like you guys don't like plus money bats, and I don't really understand your process.
58:08But anywho, mine, this man's got seven touchdowns in five games, so this is like a no-brainer.
58:12JSN, anytime touchdown, you're welcome. That's a good one.
58:15Don't fix it with their, because yours are just, ugh, it's like no fun to do that.
58:20If it's not plus money, why? Yeah, well, because it's better odds.
58:24Listen, it's closing time, which means you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
58:28Go check out my Column 10 Facts at FantasyLife.com, and we'll be back with Fantasy People Happy Hour tomorrow.