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The Ringer Fantasy Football Show fantasy football takes on Kirk Cousins

Every source-backed podcast insight STACKED has extracted from The Ringer Fantasy Football Show about Kirk Cousins.

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All The Ringer Fantasy Football Show insights about Kirk Cousins

NegativeValueAug 8, 2026
Kirk Cousins ranked 19th in the composite hot quarterback rankings, missing the top 16 cutoff. Multiple commenters described him as conventionally very attractive but a dweeb, with an uncanny valley quality—like a really well-done robot or AI influencer. His teeth are really white, his eyes are really blue, and he has a mannequin-esque quality. Two women ranked him first in their personal rankings, describing him as 'would treat me right' and positioning him as the hottest divorced dad at the school pickup. One commenter compared him to Gary from Team America World Police. Overall assessment: he's a good-looking guy but with dweeb energy; he's the premium t-shirt model of quarterbacks.
PositiveProjectionJul 6, 2026
The source argues Kirk Cousins has a serious chance to play most or all of the season for the Raiders despite Fernando Mendoza being the first overall pick; Cousins finished 2025 4-0 and looked better after tearing his Achilles in 2023 and struggling in 2024, and the source believes ownership will eventually push for the veteran over the rookie. However, the source does not expect Cousins to be a fantasy-relevant player regardless of whether he plays; his value is primarily in how his presence affects other Raiders skill players like Brock Bowers and Ashton Jenty. The Raiders face a difficult early schedule (Dolphins, Chargers, Saints, Chiefs, Patriots, Bills, Rams, Jets, 49ers, Seahawks, Broncos in weeks 1-11).