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1:38It's nail bag time! Yeah, baby! Week 8 questions.
1:41Everybody's got to get answers. Questions? Oh, man. Lions, Vikings.
1:44Don't know what to make of that. Cardinals, Cowboys.
1:48Everybody's starting that. My mustache has fallen off, but not really, because it's right here.
1:53It's me, 2027 Adam Aizer, along with the hottest dog in the world, Jamie Eisenberg, and a super trooper.
2:00What's your name? Ramrod? Rod Favre. Whatever it is, it's great to have you here.
2:05Welcome to the mailbag. Well, you did great, except you didn't say it.
2:10Welcome to Fantasy Football Today, presented by HIMSS. Whatever's holding you back, HIMSS has a real plan for it.
2:16Be confident. Be him. And it is mailbag time.
2:20And I've lost my far of a mustache here.
2:23I apologize for that. But Dan's not here today.
2:26So Dave is in his place, dressed as me.
2:29Good stuff. Me next year with the beard. And I should have gotten the setup for the Game of the Week thing.
2:37That was very – it was good. But if I were doing my Dave impression, I would have spoiled it for you.
2:45Yeah, and then I would have known what that's like.
2:48Do you know how long I practiced singing Game of the Week?
2:53Why? To the point where I decided that the funniest way to do it would be actually pronouncing banana.
2:59It's the Game of the Week. Yeah. What? Oh, like banana.
3:03Like that? Yeah. The word banana was my sound cue to help me do the start of the Game of the Week song.
3:11That's great, man. When you go back and listen to it, it was me yelling banana.
3:17I think you can move the mic away from your face now and move it back down so we can hear you better.
3:25Why? This is where Adam Aizer has his microphone.
3:28Not anymore. I've made a big change in my life.
3:32Anyway, your questions today at YouTube.com slash Fantasy Football Today.
3:36We'll read your questions in the live chat. We will read your Apple Podcasts questions, your Spotify questions.
3:42Please leave a five-star review wherever you can, and then a question with it.
3:47And your email is fantasyfootballatcbsi.com. Fantasyfootballatcbsi.com. That is the letter I.
3:51We start. You can't look up anymore, by the way.
3:54Why? Because of the ring camera. Oh, yeah. No, I think it looks cool.
3:59Oh. Like you look like an evil super trooper.
4:03Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's Dan. Possessed super trooper.
4:06Dave, you should have dressed up as Dan for the mailbag.
4:10What does that costume look like? I need to wear like an indie band.
4:15A shirt from 2012. That's medium. Yeah, or a Giants hoodie.
4:19Yeah. Those are the Giants hoodies on our shows.
4:22I could have worn the Super Bowl XXI jacket that I have.
4:26Oh, yeah. Definitely. The Giants Super Bowl. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
4:29Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. Question from the chat. Bucks or Lions DST?
4:33Bucks. Dollar dollar bucks, y'all. I know it's bills, but you know bucks.
4:38I'm not seeing a ton of questions right now, so I'm going to give people some time.
4:44Oh, that's a good one. Jeff says that Dave should hold his mic.
4:49Hold your mic. That's great. No, you got to take it off the mic stand.
4:54I'm not doing all that. Dave's costume should have been a tennis racket and a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
5:00I tried to find an acoustic guitar. Oh, for me?
5:04Yeah. And I would have tried to sing on the show.
5:08Another DST question. Commanders DST, the Bears, or the Bucks?
5:11Bucks. I might have the Commanders the highest. Nope, I have the Bucks one spot higher.
5:17Bucks, Commanders, Bears, all in a row. Bing, bang, boom.
5:21Someone, I think, asked in the previous stream, do you think Dan has seen Super Troopers?
5:26No. Yeah, I don't think so. It does seem like the kind of movie he'd like, though.
5:32Chico Conquo or Tyler Warren? Warren, if you please.
5:36Correct. Or agreed. I wonder where Tyler Warren ranks for this season at tight end.
5:41Because he has been pretty good. 10.3, 14.4, 14.7, 9.1, and 21.4 points per game.
5:46What's 70 divided by 5? It's 12? No, it's 14.
5:5014 points per game he's averaging. That's pretty good.
5:53It's good. For a tight end, that's really good.
5:56By the way, did you guys know that percent means like per 100?
6:01Yes. I mean, that was one of the most idiotic things I've ever seen in my life.
6:07I mean, I don't want to say it like that because I've had moments where I've been like so stupid about things.
6:15You don't say that on television. He didn't know it was going to be on television, right?
6:21I mean, I feel bad for him. Where are we here?
6:25I'm sorry. Henry, Hunter Henry, TJ Hawkinson, or Chigo Conquo?
6:28Henry. I will take Hawkinson. Keenan Allen or Romo Dunze?
6:32Allen. Is it PPR? Can you see the screen?
6:35No. That's why I'm asking you. I don't know.
6:38All right. If it's PPR, it's Keenan Allen. If it's non-PPR, it's probably still Keenan Allen, but it's a lot closer.
6:46Pick one. Wilson, Abuka, or Omar Cooper Jr. PPR.
6:49Wilson. Yeah. Dan would be far of a 100%.
6:52Who has more brain cells, Adam or a cantaloupe?
6:55What? That's not nice. That's not a way to insult the cantaloupe.
6:59Eric! Not cool, man. Wow. I expect a little more from Eric.
7:04Would you drop Kenneth Gainwell or for Chris Rodriguez?
7:07I'd rather have Chris Rodriguez. I would too, but that's a roster spot that I would probably speculate on with other players.
7:15Yeah. Right. Like Seth McGowan. Seth McGowan's a good one.
7:18Elijah Mitchell for this week, just to see. How about one of the...
7:23How about Devin Singletary? If he's out there and you don't need a running back this week, that would be a guy I would want to carry.
7:32Yep. I'd rather roster Emma Johnson or some Ajay Piran or any of these handcuffs that could be starters.
7:39Yeah. And here's the thing. We had a brief glimpse of what life was like without Bucky Irving.
7:46He left one of the games for like a quarter, not even a quarter, a couple possessions.
7:52And it was Sean Tucker who was getting the work and not Gainwell.
7:56Didn't we get a more than a brief glimpse last year?
8:00I know Gainwell wasn't on the Bucs, but Rashad White was.
8:04So what they did was they gave Rashad White the role and he kind of blew it.
8:10And then they gave it really to Tucker. And then Rashad White blew out of Tampa.
8:16Yeah, that's true. Thank you. We are the fun dad fantasy football podcast.
8:20I think that's kind of the vibe we're going for.
8:24I think that's kind of what we are. Yeah.
8:27Pick two. Antonio Williams, Jacoby Lane, Mike Washington or Goodson.
8:31What is this? Just to start this week? I mean, Williams is the easy one.
8:36I'd probably just take a chance on Lane with Lamar back against Baltimore.
8:41Agreed. Buffalo's defense. Rashad White, Jordan Lowe, Jeremiah Lowe.
8:44Pardon me. Rashad White, Jeremiah Lowe, Jordan Mason, Omar Cooper.
8:47Pick two. Half PPR. Cooper and White. Okay. If Jones is out, we're going to go Mason.
8:53The twist ending for today's show will be that Heath is actually dressed up as Dave impersonating Adam.
9:00That would be great. Pick one. Jeremy Bernard, Jordan Mason or Jonah Coleman?
9:04Jeremy. Mason if Jones is out. Otherwise, Jeremy. More good news, I guess, for Kirk Cousins and bad news for the Jets.
9:12David Bailey, their first round pick, second overall pick.
9:15He is doubtful. Not practicing today. I know that he was on the side field yesterday.
9:21I didn't know if that meant that he wasn't going to play.
9:25Is there a brief update? I bet it's limited.
9:29And then he's going to be questionable. And then he'll play and get 100 total yards.
9:34London or Parker Washington? And you saw the Panthers fire their defense coordinator, right?
9:39Yeah, I did see. Oh, they did? Yep. That's taking the fall.
9:44That's sad. I did not know that. Sorry. Parker Washington or Drake London PPR?
9:48London, both clubs. I would start London as well.
9:52Both top 10. And a few more here, and then we'll get to some emails.
9:57Tony Pollard or Brees Hall if he plays? Brees if he plays.
10:01Brees. I cannot give away Brees Hall right now.
10:04No one wants him. Really? That's surprising. Well, you're in the Eliminator League, right?
10:09Yes. Apparently. Do you want him? Let's see if I need a running back.
10:14Let's do this, man. Let's make a trade live on the air.
10:19But I want a running back back. For my sorry 3-11 team.
10:23I'm starting Zonovan Knight as one of my RBs right now.
10:27I have Woody Marks and Devin Singletary on the bench.
10:30Yes, I could use a running back upgrade. Your team sucks.
10:34Oh, yeah. It's bad. I'll give you Brees Hall and Braylon Allen.
10:39No, I'll give you Brees Hall for Garrett Wilson.
10:42And then who would my receivers be? Jeremy Bernard, Ladd McConkie, Cortland Sutton.
10:46This team is awful. I don't know if Brees Hall is going to be able to save it.
10:53Well, that's not the point. The point is me.
10:56Don't you want Cortland Sutton? I think you do.
10:59I don't really. No, I know. I know. I can't believe it.
11:03This is my worst team. There's no question. You're having a good year.
11:08Don't worry about it. All right. Sunday morning. Join us.
11:12We do have better teams than this. You can take our advice.
11:16Sunday morning. YouTube.com slash fantasy football today. 11 a.m.
11:19To 1 p.m. Eastern. Also, you can watch Dave on CBS Sports HQ from noon to 1 Eastern.
11:25No news and notes just yet, except for what I told you about, David.
11:30This is a great tweet, by the way. I'm just looking for news from Pat Thorman from Establish the Run.
11:38He was quote tweeting the underdog. Trevion Henderson officially doesn't practice Thursday because of illness.
11:43And he said at least his sinuses could block.
11:46Oh, that's mean. That's funny. Yeah. I don't appreciate it.
11:50Trevion Henderson is a good guy going through a tough time in his second season.
11:55We don't pick up. No, it's fine. Brees Hall limited, by the way.
12:00Yeah. All right. First email at fantasyfootballatcbsi.com. It's from West.
12:03And he says, hey, Jason, Michael, Freddie, and Frank.
12:06Oh, those are guys in the newsroom. Who's Frank?
12:09Frankenstein? It's Frank Furter. He's right there next to me.
12:13What are your favorite Halloween or just fall traditions?
12:16Movies, food, you name it. Fall traditions? Halloween or fall traditions?
12:20To make it through football season? There's no time for anything.
12:24To convince my wife that it's okay to give out candy to kids on Halloween.
12:29Wow. You guys really. That's a sorry ass tradition.
12:33I know. Dude, my kids are. They don't even want to be around me on any day.
12:39They certainly don't want to be around me on Halloween.
12:42Adam, we got off the air at 10. Yeah.
12:45I took a 15-minute nap because I slept three hours last night.
12:50No time for anything. I've been trying. I really want to watch horror movies.
12:55I love watching horror movies, especially ones I've seen before.
12:58But I've watched like two. I did watch the Carrie minis, like some of it, the Carrie series.
13:05Was it good? Yeah. I only watched like the first episode and then the last two.
13:10My wife watched the whole thing. But it was very good.
13:14And my thing, I like to, okay, I sit down on the couch during the day.
13:20I do my notes for the game and I put on like AMC.
13:24And I just watch whatever stupid horror movie, like horrible, terrible 1980s horror movie it's on.
13:30Whatever. And that's kind of a tradition of mine.
13:33We used to go to this thing called the Jack-o'-lantern blaze or the pumpkin blaze or something.
13:39Where they make like the Statue of Liberty out of pumpkins or, you know, whatever out of pumpkins.
13:46But it pissed me off because none of the pumpkins are real.
13:50They're all plastic. It's all the same thing every single year.
13:54People pay so much money for this, like 50 bucks a ticket or something crazy.
13:59Come on. Where's the effort here? Oh, you. Sounds great.
14:03We used to do that. And then we'd get some apple cider after, which was nice.
14:08I'm just trying to give a nice answer here other than these.
14:13Do you go on like fall hayrides? Do they have that?
14:17So when I lived in Sleepy Hollow, they have, you can imagine what Sleepy Hollow is like.
14:23I lived there for eight years. You can imagine what that's like for Halloween.
14:28And I, because of the job, I basically did nothing.
14:31I never did a single thing really. Like they have, they have a haunted hayride.
14:37They've got like all this crazy stuff. It's a tourist destination.
14:40And I never really took advantage of it, unfortunately.
14:44But I do love Halloween. I'm very excited for trick-or-treating on Saturday.
14:48I think one other thing is like, you know, all the treats that are out there.
14:54And I'm not talking about just like the candy that's around.
14:57But, you know, we have like a Halloween party here every year in the office.
15:03And people bring in treats. I actually happened to pick up a cupcake just before we started the show.
15:10And it's like staring at me right now. Here, look at this thing.
15:14Like this, you know, typical grocery store cup. Like I kind of want to eat it.
15:20It's, you know, yummy. So it's those treats that.
15:23Eat it through the beard. It's going to get in the beard.
15:27Okay. All right. Thank you for the question, West.
15:30And I'd have to say my favorite horror movie.
15:34I'm really going to make an effort. I'm going to make an effort to watch Hollow.
15:39I somehow did it without getting any beard hair in my mouth.
15:44I'm impressed. I'm going to try to watch Halloween's, whichever ones are on.
15:48I got to say. Did you drop it? On yourself?
15:52Oh, no. Look what I did. I can't believe it.
15:55Oh, man. He's such a slob, this guy. Such a.
15:59Oh, what a mess I am. Just like Dan.
16:02The three most recent Halloween editions. The first one was really good.
16:06And the second two, the second and the third ones were awful.
16:11Just awful. I will not watch those. Okay. This is from Thomas.
16:15Now the hairs are there. Grade the trade. Give up.
16:18Jameson Williams. Get Emeka Abuka. See? Yeah. It seems about even.
16:22From Emmett. Grade the trade. Ken Walker. For Zay Flowers and Chase Brown.
16:27Zay Flowers and Chase Brown for Ken Walker. You're giving up Walker.
16:31You're getting Flowers and Brown. It's a pretty fair deal to get Walker.
16:36I'm sorry. Other way. He's giving up Flowers and Brown.
16:39He's getting Walker. It's a pretty fair deal. I believe it's pretty close to a fair deal on the trade chart.
16:47It's the type of deal you would expect to get for Walker.
16:51Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could certainly argue that Zay Flowers.
16:55It's not even. It's not like with Lamar Jackson.
16:58He's been better than. Than everyone. He's been the best player in fantasy.
17:03I'm pretty sure. On the 45 routes he's run with.
17:06It's like 60 fantasy points on 45 routes. Something crazy.
17:10Nicholas said, trade Ramondre Stevenson for Sam Laporta. I have Swift, Judkins, Dobbins, and Emmanuel Wilson.
17:16I have Friermuth and Mason Taylor. So would you trade Stevenson for Laporta?
17:20I would not. No. Really? You'd rather have Ramondre?
17:23Yep. Yeah. Love the role that he has. This is from Anthony.
17:28It's just so hard to get running backs that are productive.
17:32I know. But he does have Swift and Judkins, and he's got terrible tight ends.
17:37I think Judkins for Laporta is fair. Okay. It's closer.
17:40Yeah. From Anthony. If Brees Hall plays, would you play Braylon Allen or Dylan Sampson?
17:46PPR. Brees Hall plays? Allen or Sampson in PPR.
17:49I might go Allen. Yeah. All right. Let's get a break in here, and we'll come back with the...
17:56That shirt is hilarious. All right. We'll be right back.
17:59Shirt's going in the garbage after this. Where did you get that, by the way?
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19:39We got a couple of really good ones. I'm excited about it.
19:44I feel like this is how you dance to the Fantasy Cops music.
19:48Me? You. Okay. 10-team PPR league. Oh, this is a great question for somebody digging in the Halloween spirit.
19:55I need a running back and a flex. Snake Corum, Rashad Fright, Colston Hateland, Oskarian Hampton.
20:01We need a running back and a flex. Corum, Rashad White, Loveland, Hampton.
20:05I would go with White and Hateland. I would go with White and Loveland, too.
20:11Yes. Okay. And then would you sit one of them for A.
20:15Jason Brown? A.J. Brown with the Friday the 13th twist.
20:19A.J. Brown over Rashad White or Colston Loveland? Maybe over White if Brown gets in a full practice and he's good to go.
20:27But short of that, I'm kind of nervous about A.J.
20:30Brown. I would do it over Loveland if he gets in a full practice.
20:35White is my favorite of the group. All right.
20:38This is from Ben. Tough week with injuries and buys.
20:42Who do I start in half PPR and .25 points per carry?
20:46I need one running back and one flex. Travion Henderson, Corey Kiner, Dallas Goddard, Aaron Jones.
20:52I'm also starting Jordan Mason. Adonai Mitchell and Traylon Burks.
20:55Needs a what and a what? A running back and a flex.
21:00So who are the running backs? Henderson, Kiner, Aaron Jones.
21:03Jones would be the running back. I would put up the Vikings guys and go with Henderson.
21:09I would go with Goddard. And then Goddard as a flex guy.
21:14Yeah. Well, no. Wait. So I would go with Aaron Jones and Dallas Goddard.
21:19I would go Henderson and Goddard. You would not start.
21:22But okay. Like I wouldn't be surprised if Corey Kiner got more carries than Travion Henderson at this point.
21:29Yeah. Yeah. But that could also look like three carries for eight yards.
21:33I know. That's why I'm not going with either Patriots guy.
21:37I'm saying. Right. Right. I see. Yeah. Help. I'm stacked at the running back position.
21:43Oh, good job, Jim. Don't know who to start.
21:46Ten team league. It's PPR. We need two of these.
21:49Jonathan Taylor, Bejal Tootin, Chase Brown. We're not going to start Charbonnet.
21:54So pick two. Taylor Tootin or Chase Brown? Oh, boy.
21:57I probably said Tootin. I think I'd say Chase Brown.
22:01Is that Jamie Chestnut? For those of you who don't know, Jamie's wearing a hot dog costume.
22:07Jim, by the way, is another dad with holes in just about everything he wears.
22:12All right, Jim. Solidarity. We need a wide receiver and a flex for Brian.
22:17Luther Burden. Stefan Diggs. Ramondre Stevenson. Emeka Abuka. Braylon Allen.
22:21Jonah Coleman. Burden is my receiver. I think I'd go Ramondre as the flex over Diggs and Abuka.
22:27Agreed. I'd actually go Diggs over Burden. They're close.
22:30If Brees Hall doesn't play, I'd probably go Braylon Allen over Ramondre.
22:35Oh, yeah, that's true. I'd still go Ramondre against the Dolphins.
22:38This is from Ricard. Frank Ricard. Give me one wide receiver and a flex and half PPR.
22:44Keenan Allen, Emmanuel Wilson, Omari and Hampton, Ladd McConkie.
22:48The former Chargers receiver and the current Chargers receiver.
22:51Yes, Allen and McConkie. From Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
22:55Superflex. Four point per passing touchdown. Rank these guys.
22:59Penix Cousins. Malik Willis. Cousins. Penix Willis. I think I might flip Willis with Penix, but it's close.
23:05From Mike. I need two in PPR. Chris Godwin.
23:08Caleb Douglas. Blake Corum. Omari and Hampton. Two regardless of position?
23:12Yeah. It's Caleb Douglas. Oh, yeah. It could be Demario.
23:16You're right. If it's Caleb Douglas, I would choose him.
23:19And I think I'd go with Corum over Godwin since Abuka's back.
23:24If it's Demario Douglas, he would be my favorite.
23:27If Brown is out? If Brown is out. Man, I don't know what I'd do here.
23:32I'd probably go. Lots of ifs. I'd go Corum and I'd go Godwin if Abuka were out and Corum.
23:39I'd go Douglas if AJ Brown were out and Godwin if Abuka were out.
23:44I have no idea. Ask a Sunday morning. From NJT.
23:48Would you trade Tyler Warren for Carnell Tate? I have Chico Conquo and Juwan Johnson.
23:53You're giving up Tate to get Warren? No, you're giving up Warren to get Tate.
23:58Oh, yes. Yeah, I mean, Tate's got the injuries right now.
24:02Hopefully he plays, but he's got a great schedule.
24:05Talked about that on Wednesday. He really stood out one of the better schedules.
24:10I would aim a little higher first, but that's a good fallback option.
24:15Mm-hmm. But the thing is, this is why I brought it up.
24:19Tyler Warren has been an elite fantasy tight end.
24:2314 points per game. Right, but anytime you get a situation like this where if he's going to be battling through something, do they shut him down?
24:32I guess, but Tate's injured too. Well, Tate's injured, but we don't know what the situation is.
24:38Warren's missed games, and they're clearly, not that the Titans aren't, but they're clearly telling you they're in tank mode.
24:45Man, they trade Josh Downs? There's going to be a lot of targets for Tyler Warren, not that they weren't anyway.
24:53All right, from Crosby. Should I trade away Justin Jefferson and Jordan Mason for Chase Brown and Jalen Coker?
24:59Say it one more time. Give up Justin Jefferson and Jordan Mason.
25:04Get Chase Brown and Jalen Coker. Haven't we lost enough Vikings already on the show?
25:09I think the Brown side has a little bit more value on the trade chart.
25:14I'd stick with them. The only thing is, is if Jones has any lingering injury, I'd rather have the Vikings buy a lot.
25:23One more email here from Big Al in SoCal.
25:26Four point per passing touchdown. Start two. Matthew Stafford, Caleb Williams, Kirk Cousins, Bo Nix.
25:31Stafford and Cousins. I'm with you. Ready for some fantasy caps?
25:35Oh, yeah! Here we go. Yeah, here we go.
25:38All right, first email here. It's from Bernard. Jeremy?
25:41Yeah, let me start by saying, I think you're an extreme loser if you drop all of your players.
25:48I never thought I'd be someone who would do that, but here we are.
25:53Maybe I'm overreacting since it's just a 10-team dynasty league in year one.
25:58I only joined because they needed one more person, and the commissioner is the only person I know in the league.
26:05The manager with the best team in the league, who has already fleeced like five people in trades.
26:12I'm not accusing collusion, but some of these trades were just very fishy.
26:16Sent me an offer for Jameer Gibbs after he had a bad-ish game in week seven.
26:22So he offered Tyler Algier, I have Jeremiah Love, he offered me Tyler Algier a 2027 first and like four or five
26:30third and fourth round picks for Jameer Gibbs. Tyler Algier a 2027 first and four or five third or fourth round picks in Dynasty.
26:38Obviously, this is an insulting offer. I told him I would accept, but I really just wanted to let the offer sit
26:46so he'd think he'd pulled off the fleece of the century.
26:50Well, I guess later that day, the other manager showed the commissioner a screenshot of me saying that I'd accept.
26:57And then the commissioner put the trade through. What?
27:00Removed Gibbs from my roster and added the players and picks from the other side of the trade to my team.
27:08I was obviously livid, and I called out the commissioner in the group chat.
27:13The commissioner refused to reverse the trade because I had technically agreed to the trade.
27:18He told the guy he was going to do it.
27:22He just never hit accept. Except, to make things even more, excuse me, to make things even more fishy, I just so
27:29happened to be playing the commissioner in week eight.
27:33And the manager who got Gibbs and traded Kyron Williams to the commissioner because he no longer needs Kyron Williams.
27:40I'm someone who rarely gets genuinely angry, but this really set me off because I honestly had a chance to win the league.
27:48I was in third place. The commissioner and the other manager were in first and second.
27:53Neither of them would budge on giving Gibbs back to me.
27:57So I ended up dropping all my players and probably saying some things that I should not have said.
28:04What do you think, fantasy cops? I mean, obviously, you acted.
28:08In inappropriate by dropping all your players. Just quit the league.
28:12I know. Quit the league midseason. Well, I mean, if you're dropping all your players, you're essentially quitting the league.
28:19The commissioner screwed him over, clearly, by saying that the trade goes through when it wasn't physically accepted.
28:25Yeah, that's ridiculous. Can't do that. Well, but there's also, I don't know, man.
28:30Like, you've got to be a man of your word.
28:34And if you're going to tell somebody, oh, yeah, I accept the deal, only to just be, like, he was planning on
28:42being a jerk about it and then not actually accepting the deal.
28:46But saying, yes, I accept. Like, these things happen amongst people who they just want to get a trade through.
28:53Oh, yeah, you know, little Timmy or whatever his name is said that he would accept the deal.
29:00And then next thing you know, the deal's done.
29:03Don't say, I accept next time. Just say, I'll think about it.
29:07And just let that offer sit if you're going to be petty.
29:11Or you could just be an adult and say, that's an insulting trade offer.
29:16I would never give you Jameer Gibbs. This person clearly acted in the wrong way all the way around.
29:23Right. Everybody here has acted completely inappropriately. But this is what Dan does.
29:28And you're doing a great Dan. Like, we've got to be the fantasy cops.
29:33And in this situation, that trade never should have gone through.
29:36Correct. You cannot accept. You cannot on behalf of him.
29:40Hold on. But we can't rectify that, though. He's not asking us to rectify that.
29:45That's true. How does he prove to the commissioner that he didn't really want to accept the trade?
29:52Doesn't matter. He didn't accept the trade. But he said in a text that he did.
29:57Doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Because he told the other party, I accept the trade.
30:03No, it doesn't matter. His verbal confirmation is not the confirmation of the trade.
30:08So verbal isn't binding in fantasy football? No. No.
30:11Okay. Of course not. Well, this league didn't get that memo.
30:15He would have had an argument if he hit accept and was like, oh, bleep, I hit the wrong button.
30:22And I didn't mean to do that. And then maybe there's an argument there.
30:27I wouldn't have agreed with him. But that's saying yes.
30:30And then the commissioner putting the trade through because he sent him a text message.
30:36No way. Yeah. And I do see. I don't know about that.
30:40I do see a little bit of the suspicion of the commissioners playing him this week.
30:46Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yes. And gets Kyra Williams.
30:49So. All right. It's fishy. But yeah, you shouldn't have done it.
30:53The whole thing. One giant fishy bowl. In fact, to be quite honest, you should be kicked out of the league for dropping all your players.
31:02So I think it's better. The best of you all just part ways.
31:07I kicked my own dad out of a league because he dropped all of his players.
31:13True story. This is from Brian. It says, Dear John, Tim, Kyle, and Jay.
31:18Dear John, Tim, Kyle, and Jay. Fullbacks, Kyle, you should check.
31:22Broncos quarterbacks. Oh, yes. A manager in our league did not have internet due to being invited to a wedding in the woods.
31:30Yes, that's actually a thing here. Months before we set the date for our draft.
31:35He had the first overall pick. And instead of picking Jameer Gibbs, auto draft selected Puka Nakua.
31:41Was I within my commissioner powers to restart the draft and ensure that he was given Jameer Gibbs at 101?
31:48No. Was he there? Not within your power. No, he wasn't there.
31:52He was at a wedding in the woods with no internet access.
31:57I mean, unless he said, hey, I want this player first overall.
32:01You are at the victim of what the auto picks give you.
32:05Yep. True. True. All right. Sorry, buddy. This is from Leroy.
32:09We vote on trades. The people trading and the commissioner don't vote.
32:13However, this time the commissioner is included in the trade.
32:17How would you proceed with a locked vote of 5-5 since the commissioner cannot break the tie?
32:23Two options. The commissioner's not allowed to vote at all on any trades?
32:28The way I interpret it is that no, he's not allowed to vote, but it does appear that the commissioner can break the tie if there is one.
32:38The commissioner is involved in this trade and cannot break the tie.
32:42They've come to the right place. We will break the tie for them.
32:46That's what I was going to say. That's one of two solutions is we can break the tie for them or because
32:54there isn't a majority on either side. No trade.
32:57No trade. No deal. Yeah, I don't have the trade, so I think it's going to have to be no trade.
33:05No deal. Oh, they can always write back. I guess so.
33:09A Leroy to write us back. Be a little late though.
33:13This is from Edison. Edison. Just give Adam's phone number.
33:16561. Wait, you have a mustache, Jamie? Yeah. The whole day?
33:20The whole day. You haven't noticed? No. The second he signed on.
33:24I was like, oh, wow, Jamie Eisenberg. I have to keep messing with it.
33:29No, I did not know. Why? I figured I'd just complete the hot dog outfit.
33:35Oh, he's good. Yeah. It's almost November. You have a mustache.
33:39All right, this is from Edison. His mustache stayed on.
33:42It sure did. You know, I walked into the – real quick.
33:46I walked into the studio in my little recording room and I saw something on the floor and I thought it was like a huge bug.
33:56It was the mustache. It's funny you say that because for anybody that was watching earlier when my dog was barking, so I walked out.
34:05I'm upstairs in my house and she's sitting right at the door and I was like, oh, no, she pooped.
34:12That's why she was barking. There was a leaf right at the front door.
34:17Oh, man. What a relief that it was just a leaf.
34:21All right. Edison says, I have an issue with one of our team members named David.
34:26He's been threatening to quit – I know, right?
34:29He's been threatening to quit the past four years and he has been annoying us about this.
34:35He's now stating that if he wins this year, he will quit.
34:40As we all know, when a person wins, you always need to defend your title.
34:45You can't just quit. Anyways, would it be wrong for me to kick him out after this year?
34:51We also do live draft party events and he thinks he'll come, but he will not be invited.
34:58It's only for members in the league. Thanks. You should remind David of that when he threatens to quit.
35:05He can't be a part of the league unless he's got a team in the league or he's sharing a team in the league.
35:13He better decide whether or not he wants to be part of this cool group and be there for the members-only party
35:21before he goes and quits and says that he's not there.
35:25What's the mentality of always threatening to quit? Why do people do that?
35:29I don't get it. Littering and – I just want to throw that out there.
35:35Yeah, I have no idea, Dave. I don't know either.
35:38If you're going to quit, quit. You don't want to be a part of something.
35:44Fantasy is always about fun. If you're not having fun, leave the league.
35:48Go join a different league. From Aaron's chat, threatening to quit shouldn't be meowed.
35:53Yeah, so there's a scene in Super Troopers where they pull over a guy for speeding, I think, and they have a
36:01bet of who can say meow the most. So they're just – they say meow the whole time.
36:07It looks like Dave's face is crooked where the – Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's the icing.
36:14Bro, Gamer Eric just made this reference. Throw him the pick-me-up grenade.
36:18Do you get that, Dave? I know Jamie won't get that.
36:22This is from – this is one of my favorite stupid-ass references that I make to my friends all the time.
36:29Pick me up. Diabolical, isn't it? It's from Mom and Dad Save the World with the light grenade that says pick me
36:37up, and if you pick it up, you disappear into thin air, and everyone picks it up because they're all so stupid.
36:45You want some breaking news? No, I want some Mom and Dad Save the World.
36:50Mecca Buka, no practice today. He will be ruled out.
36:54Oh, wow. Oh, wow. What does that do for Chris Godwin?
36:58Let's go, Chris Godwin. I'm seriously going to start him in like two or three leagues.
37:03Take that. Okay. Well, he might be okay, I guess.
37:07That's not officially ruled out. Greg Alman does a great job covering the team.
37:12He says he will be ruled out. Okay. He probably got that information from a reliable source.
37:18Greg's a good source. I think this obviously ups the target value for her target opportunities for Godwin.
37:24Kate Otten, too. Kate Otten, too. And Ted Hurst is in play as a sleeper.
37:30I think I might go back to liking the Falcons DST better than the Bucks DST.
37:35Okay. All right. That's it for the fantasy caps.
37:38All right. We'll be back. You're good with me.
37:42Michael Pennis Jr. is a Tampa native. Ooh. Yes, he is.
37:45That's true. And the Chiefs are trying to trade for?
37:49An offensive lineman. Brian Thomas Jr. Ooh. Wait, what?
37:52Say that again? The Chiefs are trying to trade for Brian Thomas Jr.
37:57Oh. Interesting. That's right. People are going to – I don't mind picking him up and stashing him, but don't you think
38:05it's going to take them a little while to understand what they want him to do in that offense?
38:11No, because I know what they're going to do.
38:15No, you're Taequann Thornton. Go run fast. Exactly. Okay.
38:18Exactly. They need a deep threat so badly in that offense.
38:22And I think it would be a great trade for them.
38:26And he's still a talented guy. Just can't hang on to the ball.
38:30And I'm not talking about Matthew Golden. We'll be back.
38:34Dave will not be. But Jamie and I will be back with your Apple Podcast questions and your Spotify questions after this.
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41:02For important safety information and restrictions, visit HIMSS.com. Hello, Jamie.
41:05Hello, sir. Are you excited for Monday night's game?
41:09Very much so. Yeah, well, who do you think is going to win?
41:13It's a great question. You're going to get it wrong.
41:17Why? Who do you think is going to win?
41:20You're talking about a different game. Huh? You're talking about a different game.
41:25There's another game on Monday night that we should be excited about.
41:29Oh, Canes Gators? Yeah. It's funny. I didn't realize they were playing, and my 12-year-old, he gets in the car from baseball
41:37practice, and he said, when is the Gators-Cains game?
41:40And I didn't realize they were playing. Yeah, number one UF, number, I think, 14 Miami, season opener in basketball.
41:47No, we played our opener already. You did? We played Stetson.
41:51Oh. You're still number one, I assume? I mean, we beat them.
41:55Okay, good. And it's at 6 o'clock, so it goes right into the football game.
42:00Should we make a bet? No, I don't think I want to bet against the number one team in the country.
42:08Why? I wonder what the... We can do spread.
42:11I'm going to guess what... Where is it? It's Tampa or something.
42:15Neutral set game. Last time they played in Tampa, it wasn't good for them.
42:20They lost the... Iowa. I was there. Bad. It's...
42:24Gators are minus five. Damn. All right, let's go.
42:27All right, we'll make a bet. Loser has to dress up for Halloween.
42:31Next time you're in South Florida, loser pays for Charm City.
42:35There's no losers in that scenario, so... That's true.
42:38Deal. By the way, by the way, by the way, Thomas Schaefer?
42:43Mm-hmm. Stick in the burger. No! Yeah. Wow. Oh, now I'm glad he's gone.
42:48Okay. But he got your favorite, though. What did he get?
42:52Cowboy style? Oh, yeah. I got to call him.
42:55You know, I didn't give a proper send-off. I got to have a phone call with him.
43:01A little disappointed he's not watching today. Okay, this is a Fantasy Cops one from Apple Podcast.
43:07How about that? There we go. A 10-team non-PPR casual fantasy league trade issue.
43:12My spouse, three and four, and myself, four and three, are trading.
43:16Kyle Pitts and Ollie Gordon for A.J. Brown and Blake Corum.
43:20The commissioner just called out to the league for a vote on the trade.
43:25Should I be offended for the sudden call out for a vote?
43:29Kyle Pitts and Ollie Gordon for A.J. Brown and Blake Corum.
43:33It's a husband and wife. If there's any questions about collusion, I mean, this trade is going to seem a lot worse
43:41probably this weekend if Brown doesn't play and Pitts goes off.
43:45And Gordon just continues to do what he does.
43:48Like, the Pitts-Gordon side to me is better. Yeah, I think it's a fine trade, though.
43:54And this goes back to a couple weeks ago when I was saying, like, just because they're husband and wife, it doesn't mean they're colluding.
44:03And Dan, you and Dan were both like, they share a bank account.
44:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There was definite collusion with that trade.
44:12We were not reacting to them being husband and wife.
44:16We were reacting to them being in an awful trade.
44:19And then because they're husband and wife. Yeah, whatever.
44:23Okay. Here's one from Jordan. Second place in a 10- Oh, Life with Fife.
44:28Just great, great, great post in the chat. What'd he say?
44:31No, Johnny Airport has been here. Oh, you think that's Thomas?
44:35Yeah, he's been here today. He's the one who, I think he's the need to do the light grenade comment.
44:42Jordan says, I'm in second place. What's that? That was Eric.
44:46Oh, that was Eric. Sorry, they're the same guy.
44:50Second place in a 10-team PPR Dynasty League. Hey, this is kind of a tough one here.
44:56I have Daniels, Goff, and Kyler. I have Gibbs, Jeremiah Love, Chuba, Travion Henderson, JSN, Chase, Jefferson, Neighbors, and Burden.
45:03Higby, and Juwan Johnson at tight end. I have my 2027 first and second.
45:08Is there a player or a pick package to send me even further over the top?
45:13It's like, yeah, you need a tight end. And, oh boy, I would probably trade Luther Burden for like a- I didn't catch all the names, I'm sorry.
45:23I mean, it's incredible. When you have a loaded roster like that, you have the luxury of trying to make a trade.
45:31So I'll give you an example. I'm in a Dynasty League where I have- I just got really lucky.
45:38I hit on- I don't know if I hit on, but it feels like I hit on my first three picks, including a trade in there.
45:47So this is a PPR Superflex League. I got Concepcion in round one, Stribbling in round two, traded away my round three
45:55pick for Jacoby Brissett, and got Caleb Douglas in round four.
45:59Feels like I did pretty well. So you have to start five receivers in this league.
46:04I'm sitting in a good spot right now. I'm tied for first.
46:09Like, I'm going to dangle those rookie receivers around for help if I need it.
46:14Yeah, for sure. I mean- So what I'm getting at is like, if you have the luxury of a very stacked roster,
46:22and not that mine's stacked as this guy by any stretch, you can take advantage of that to help you, especially if
46:30you're okay in giving up young assets. And in this case, look, you have enough, I think, to win the league right now.
46:38So if you want to trade draft picks, you're trading away probably a late first-round pick or obviously a late second-round pick.
46:46Yeah, I know. I would probably trade like Justin Jefferson for Brock Bowers.
46:50Yeah. He's got JSN, Chase, Jefferson, Neighbors, and Burden.
46:53So try Jefferson for Bowers and go from there.
46:57I'd like to- Who's his tight end now? What do you say?
47:01It's Juwan Johnson and Higby. So yeah, get a tight end.
47:05Yep. All right, this is from JMac. I traded James Cook for Zay Flowers and Jordan Mason.
47:11Yeah. Okay. Not bad. From- Trade conversation is always so difficult because it's like, we don't know what the rest of the rosters look like.
47:20It's kind of a funny story. Yeah, you know what?
47:23Dave has a funny story he's going to tell.
47:27But first, let me read this. Okay, sorry. This is from Mikey.
47:31Dear Pete, Crow, and Armstrong. I like that. I traded Garrett Wilson for Zay Quam Barkley in a 14-team half PPR league.
47:39Grade the trade. D. I mean, I would like to trade if Barkley were healthy.
47:44Of course. From I likely losing. Two and five, half PPR.
47:48I need to win this week. I trade McCaffrey and Kalon Black for Bejal Tootin and Jeremiah Love.
47:54McCaffrey and Kalon Black for Bejal Tootin and Jeremiah Love.
47:58I'd rather have him in McCaffrey's side. I would too, but you're two and five.
48:03So he needs to win this week. I think it's a fair deal in that regard.
48:09And it's a good job taking advantage of someone who has him on a buy.
48:14All right, Dave, welcome back. Okay. So first of all, does everybody see this gob of icing on my microphone?
48:21Yes. No. But I have sunglasses on. Oh, yeah.
48:24Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Cheeto hanging from the end of my microphone.
48:29Okay. What a mess I made. So I finished doing the stupid bit where I'm you and I've got this beard.
48:36And when I ripped off the beard, like my hair was a mess and there was icing all over my shirt and
48:44icing all over my fingers and icing all over my face.
48:48And I couldn't wait to clean up. So I race out of my office.
48:53I go into the cafeteria and who sees me like this?
48:57But Sony Michelle, who's in our building to do stuff on HQ.
49:01And I'm like, hey, what's up? Sony's like, hey, Howard.
49:05What's going on? And so I had to explain to him why I had stupid orange icing all over my fat face
49:13and fingers and shirt and everything else. So that was kind of an exciting, embarrassing moment that I thought you guys would
49:21get a little bit of a kick out of.
49:24That's funny. Ripped holes in your shirt? Ripped holes all over my arms.
49:28Who knows what was going through his mind? And then once I cleaned up, I was like, hey, you want to pop
49:36on and say hi to the gang on the mailbag?
49:40And he was like, no. So he kind of didn't want to do whatever we were doing.
49:46It would have been pretty silly otherwise. So I thought you'd enjoy.
49:50OK, bye. OK, bye. All right. Apple podcast questions.
49:53I want to thank everybody, by the way, for leaving your comments on Apple podcast, for leaving your comments.
50:00I say I'm sorry. We're on Spotify now for leaving your comments on Spotify.
50:05Appreciate that. This is from. M Salinas. Who should I pick up from the Eagles running back room if Barkley doesn't play?
50:13I would still prioritize Elijah Mitchell over Jaden Blue.
50:16This is from Charlton. He says, I don't even remember.
50:19I think I sort of remember what this is in reference to.
50:24Asheville is 100 percent not north of Raleigh. And North Carolina is already a great state, not up and coming.
50:31I thought Dan was OK, but these are stupid comments.
50:34I can't wait to visit North Carolina. It's going to be so much fun.
50:39There's so much to do there. It's such an upcoming state.
50:43It's a nice up and coming state. I have a lot of people that are there.
50:49I've driven through there a few times. I never had a really chance, really had a chance to sample it.
50:56But I've heard there's a great barbecue place. Yeah, that wasn't one of my best.
51:01All right. This is from Mason. I traded Tootin and Garrett Wilson for Zay SN or Zay Flowers as he calls.
51:09Tootin and Wilson for flowers. I like that. Rather flowers.
51:12All right. Start Jared Goff or Jaden Daniels this week.
51:16Jaden Daniels. Rogers or Darnold this week? Darnold. Fernando says, I saw a team lose by .2 last week and all he
51:24needed was Barkley to go back in and get three yards to win.
51:28You know how many people are going to lose because of that stupid Jalen Coker fumble?
51:34Ridiculous. Which side are you taking in this trade?
51:37Chase Brown and Charbonnet or Jeremiah Love and Ollie Gordon?
51:41Chase Brown and Charbonnet. Do you think that Jeremiah Love could be a league winner down the stretch?
51:47It's so hard to anticipate that with just everything that's going on right now.
51:52Like, they can't run the ball. He's been hurt.
51:55I know, but I like that they gave him time to get back, get healthy.
52:01And before his injury, I don't really know when his injury really kicked in, but I think it was week three or week four.
52:09I mean, his injury happened in the preseason. Yeah, right, right.
52:13Right, okay, so then like week three or four, they give him a ton of work.
52:19They give him two-thirds of the snaps. They give him the goal line work.
52:24I'm super excited. I think he's going to be amazing.
52:27Right, 49ers game, yeah. Then they go back to this, he's not even playing half the snaps thing.
52:34I don't know if that was injury related. I think it probably was.
52:38I think we're going to have some interesting conversations next offseason, next training camp on injuries.
52:44Because between Jeremiah Love and Ashton Gentry, they clearly have not been what we expected.
52:49It's true. All right, from Neil. I need one for Superflex.
52:53Four point for passing touchdown. And PPR. Stevenson, Rodgers, Pickens, and Diggs.
52:58Stevenson, Rodgers, Pickens, and Diggs. PPR and it's four point.
53:01Superflex? Yeah. Stevenson, Rodgers, Pickens, and Diggs. I need two.
53:05I need one. Rodgers. Okay. I think I'm done with this costume, by the way.
53:10It's starting to really bother me. Thank you for your Apple Podcast and Spotify questions.
53:15And now we'll finish with our buddies here on YouTube.
53:19Oh, you still want the Jeremiah Love soundbite? Man, I haven't played that one in a while.
53:25I'll look for it. Cardinal Tate plays. Start him or Antonio Williams?
53:29Tate. Listen, I'm excited. I know I probably came across this.
53:33I'm not excited about Antonio Williams. I think Dave's a little overexcited about Antonio Williams.
53:38There's a great opportunity here. We just haven't seen it yet.
53:42So roster him. I just don't know if I'd start him.
53:46I'm obviously starting Tate if he plays. Jeremiah Love.
53:49There you go. Half PPR, one wide receiver, one flex.
53:53Bourne, Sutton, Caleb Douglas, Omari and Hampton. I'd go Bourne and Douglas.
53:57What's Adam's costume? Is it the big boss man from WWF?
54:01No, it says Super Troopers. Are you wearing that tonight or tomorrow, trick or treating?
54:06No. No. My wife and I are going to be the Spartan cheerleaders from Saturday Night Live.
54:12Nice. Yeah. So I'm excited. What are the kids?
54:16My daughter's actually a cheerleader, sort of unrelated. And my son was one of those inflatable chickens.
54:22Looks like he's a chicken jockey. Yeah. But he can't really walk around with it.
54:27So he wore it for trunk or treat last week.
54:31But then we just got him like a Cristiano Ronaldo jersey pants, socks, get up.
54:36Nice. How about you? Yeah. I don't know what my older two are going to do yet.
54:42And my younger one just went to school today as Aaron Judge.
54:46Oh, good call. How about you? Are you going to keep the hot dog?
54:51This will probably be the only thing I wear if I wear it.
54:56But I'm shaving the mustache as soon as the show's over.
55:00I have to go give blood and I'm not going in there looking like that.
55:05Oh, that's good. Plus I have to coach a baseball game tonight and, you know.
55:10Oh, I'm going to vote after this. Should I keep the costume on?
55:15100%. And put the mustache back. The mustache is done.
55:19It's like folded up in a ball right now.
55:22I guess I could try. That is really. I don't know if I have the guts to do that.
55:28I guess I'd have to go to the eye doctor after.
55:32I don't know. Oh, please do it. No, I don't think so.
55:37You just went to Times Square dressed as Harry Potter.
55:40That's true. I do look like Timu Officer Dewey or Doofy.
55:44That is good. When you do these things in Times Square, is there a camera following you?
55:50Like a guy with a phone. Not like a guy.
55:54Gotcha. Yeah. Otherwise, yeah. It would be obvious that it's kind of fake.
55:58Burden or A.J. I mean, it could be something like across the street with a camera.
56:04No, no. It's like just a guy from the staff.
56:08Burden or A.J. Brown, half PPR? There's a rumor circulating by somebody that's not very, I shouldn't say, that is not, I
56:15don't know to be a valid source, that A.J.
56:19Brown is out for multiple weeks. Great. Not a Patriots beat writer, I should say.
56:24All right. Michael Wilson, his burden is the answer.
56:27Michael Wilson, Lad McConkie, Quinjohn, Judkins, or DJ Moore?
56:30Pick two. Wilson and Moore if he plays. McConkie if he doesn't.
56:35Sit one. No, I'm sorry. Wilson and Judkins unless Moore plays.
56:38And then who? If Moore plays, then who would you go with?
56:43It would be Wilson and Moore. If Moore is out, it would be Wilson and Judkins.
56:48Okay. Sit one in PPR. Casey Concepcion, Quinjohn Judkins, Giovanni.
56:52You said Gio Bernard here. It's Jeremy Bernard, not Gio.
56:55So you threw me off LZO. I would sit Concepcion.
56:59Beat the waiver wire for week nine. Texans DST against the Chargers or Niners DST against the Raiders?
57:05Texans. Tate or Jordan Mason, half PPR? Mason if Jones is out.
57:10Tate if Jones is in. Is Jamie a boarshead?
57:13How do you pronounce that? Sabret? I never read the hot dog brand.
57:17I think it's called Sabre? Sabre? Yeah. Sabre? Sabre?
57:21Ballpark, Oscar Mayer, or Publix hot dog guy? Ballpark.
57:24I love ballpark. But I'm going to tell you what my favorite hot dog is.
57:29It might surprise you all. It has nothing to do with health.
57:33Nothing. It's the Oscar Mayer turkey dogs. I genuinely think they are the most delicious.
57:39I love them. By the way, Trelon Burks practicing for the Commanders.
57:43Is that going to change anything for you? No.
57:46I think Williams is still a good dart throw number three receiver.
57:51And Burks is somebody to keep an eye on in deeper leagues.
57:55Please order to pick up for the rest of the season.
57:59Ooh, order to pick up. I might do that for dinner tonight.
58:03Casey Concepcion, Jeremy Bernard, Jordan Tyson, Antonio Williams for the rest of the season.
58:08Bernard, Concepcion, Tyson, Williams. And I would say if you don't plan on starting any of them, then maybe just Jordan Tyson.
58:16Yep. Would you trade Jordan Mason for Colson Loveland?
58:19I have Kyron Gibbs and Mike Washington. I have Andrews and Mayer.
58:23Yes. Okay. I pulled up your grade to trade, but I didn't answer your question.
58:29Oh, no. Who was in it? I'll try to search for it.
58:33I'm sorry. I'm not Dewey from Scary Movie. I'm Super Troopers.
58:37Dak or Trevor Lawrence? I'd go Lawrence. Lane, Samson, or Parkinson?
58:41Lane, Samson, or Parkinson. I would go Parkinson if you place.
58:45Jeremiah Love, Ashton Gentry. Justin Jefferson, Cam Scadaboo. Picked two.
58:48Rest of season. Rest of season would be Jefferson and Gentry.
58:52I have Garrett Wilson and Jonathan Taylor. Who can I try to get in a package deal?
58:58Taylor's my RB2. Garrett Wilson's my wide receiver three.
59:01I think you still get value for Taylor right now, but you got to trade it like now to maximize it.
59:09I think that I would only trade Jonathan Taylor and Garrett Wilson in a two-for-one for one of the five or six best players in fantasy.
59:18Yeah. Because I think Jonathan Taylor might be one of the five or six best players in fantasy.
59:24So I'm not sure I would be making this trade.
59:28Do you feel that way if he's still in Indianapolis?
59:31Yeah. Five or six best players? Yeah. I mean, what's he been so far?
59:36He just faced the Vikings and had a big game against them.
59:41But now you're taking away Nelson. He had Nelson in that game.
59:45They're going to be chasing points most weeks, especially with Buckner now gone.
59:49I mean, he's RB. If we count Josh Jacobs, he's RB six per game.
59:54Listen, I'm not disagreeing with you that he's still going to be very good, but five or six best players?
60:02Like, that's a stretch to me. Yeah. I mean, I guess I wouldn't draft him fifth or sixth, but it wouldn't shock me because he's Jonathan Taylor.
60:11It wouldn't shock me if he is that good.
60:14I would try and trade these two guys for if somebody is very running back needy, right?
60:20So, Zay Flowers, CeeDee Lamb. Like, yeah, you got to get one of the best of the best.
60:27You're getting two really good players. Yeah. I'll read one more here.
60:31Let's see. Looking for a good one. Oh, here we go.
60:35Grade the trade. Trey Tucker for Michael Wilson. Trey Tucker for Michael Wilson.
60:40I think I might rather have Tucker rest of season.
60:43I would. It's just that schedule for Arizona is awful.
60:47Yeah. By the way, Sam says in the private chat, Oscar Mayer Turkey Dogs is the most Adam answer ever.
60:54No, it really isn't, though. That's the thing. I like, you know, I like this.
60:59But you're just going against conventional thought. There's no way you like that better than a regular hot dog.
61:06I swear to you. Every time we buy hot dogs, it's the one I buy.
61:11Every time. What's your favorite hot dog? I don't know.
61:15Probably Ballpark. No, Ballpark's great. Maybe Ballpark's better. I never buy them.
61:19But. See, Adam. I mean, Sam. That you're right in what you said that is the most Adam answer ever because he's
61:27going to go different from what everybody else would say.
61:30But Adam would definitely purchase those for himself and his family before any other hot dog.
61:36Why? Because you like it. I'm not saying you're wrong.
61:40No, okay. If it were a typical Adam answer, it would be like, hot dogs suck.
61:45I don't like them except for Oscar Mayer turkey dogs.
61:49That's not how I feel. I love hot dogs.
61:52No, a typical Adam answer would be, I like the turkey dogs.
61:56But when I go to a barbecue, I'm going to bring the turkey dogs because I want everybody to like what I like.
62:04This has been a rough day for me, man.
62:08Wow. I'm seeing myself in a different light now.
62:11Well, you saw your future self. Yeah. Well, yeah.
62:14And you got a lot taller. I did. Yeah.
62:17And apparently, I see Sonny Michelle every day in the future.
62:21All right. We will. We have a lot of athletes that are football players that walk around our office.
62:28So like Raheem Moster's there now a lot. Rand Carthon's there a lot.
62:33Damian Williams there a lot. Sonny Michelle's there a lot.
62:36Jordan Poyer's there a lot now. Teron Armstead's there a lot now.
62:40Cool. I love it. So. If we had a, if we ever had like a flag football game against any other, maybe
62:48ESPN's probably better, but any other like media organization, I think we'd have a pretty good chance.
62:54Yeah. It's like the episode of The Simpsons where like you, you, you used to be on the team and Dave used to be on the team.
63:04And now it's like, oh, excuse me. Oh, I'll happily coach.
63:08Yeah. Sorry. Sonny Michelle is here to play running.
63:11Um, Adam. Okay. Life with five says Adam's kids have never tasted a regular hot dog because of me.
63:18No, listen, man. They like the turkey dog better.
63:21Also. It's so good. I'm telling you. Also boil your hot dogs in beer.
63:26Seven cups of water. One. One. No, no. I think it's like a 16 ounce can of beer or something like that.
63:34And you do like one of those and you do seven of that measurement of water.
63:39Boil it. So it's just like a, just one eighth of beer.
63:44You boil that, put the hot dogs in for like two minutes and you got, you got yourself great hot dogs.
63:51We'll talk to you. Uh, have a great weekend everybody.
63:55We'll talk to you Sunday morning, 11 a.m. Eastern.
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