0:00Cool, man. I could listen to that all day.
0:03We've got no food. We've got no jobs. Our pets' heads are falling off.
0:08You look all over the place in the NFL, in the landscape of fantasy football, players are just falling apart all over the place.
0:17It's tough. Hang in there. Do what you can.
0:21Where can we retrieve some value? Defense and kickers.
0:24Can I get 10 points from each? Can I get 20 points total?
0:29Every now and then you stream. Can you get 15?
0:32Can you get a blow up week, a 20 point week?
0:36It's what we're looking for. We're looking for some hidden gems, maybe lower rostered players.
0:42Not everybody's going to be Brandon Aubrey, right? Not everybody's going to be the top tier defense.
0:48So we have to look out for some values.
0:51Let's talk about our calls of the week. The Vikings versus the Dolphins.
0:56Currently, the Vikings defense ranked fourth overall for the week.
1:00They were a hit for us. 13 points, a fumble recovery, two sacks, 10 points against it.
1:06It really felt like they could have gotten more.
1:09But we will take it. The Chiefs at the Raiders, eight points.
1:14Okay. Purgatory didn't win, didn't lose. So we'll take it.
1:17You know, it's fine. Steelers at Browns. Currently ranked seventh overall.
1:2110 points for fantasy. An interception, a fumble recovery, two sacks.
1:25Incredible though. When you have 27 points against you, you can come away with just 10 fantasy points.
1:32You know, just get out of here as soon as you can.
1:37Four straight weeks. 20 and a half, 13, nine and 10.
1:41The Steelers get the Colts in week five. The Packers at the Bucks are most satisfying hit.
1:47They currently ranked six on the week, 10 and a half points, three sacks, two interceptions.
1:53Very satisfying. They were 19% rostered on ESPN. So if you played the Packers, especially after the debacle against the Falcons on Thursday night football, you are thrilled.
2:03Those ones feel the best. Kickers, kickers, Spencer, Spencer Schrader, 16 points.
2:07He's had seven, 14, 17 and 16 points right now.
2:11Fourth overall, Spencer Schrader. You love to see it.
2:14Chase McLaughlin. He's been a great kicker buried now on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers with Jalen Daniels.
2:21So no Baker Mayfield. It's really tough to trust that offense.
2:25So we had him as a play, but things unfolded as well.
2:29We got more clarity on that Baker Mayfield injury and it's just not good for all assets in dynasty.
2:36You know, your Mecca Bucas, your Bucky Irvings, your Ted Hearst go out and buy because I think you're going to get some opportunities.
2:45Chase McLaughlin, unfortunately, a very good kicker stuck on just a lame duck type of offense right now.
2:51Some notes for you by weeks, week five coming up right now.
2:56The Panthers and the Chiefs. The Chiefs have been kind of a steady defense to stream.
3:02They can kind of get you 10 points and get you there.
3:06Nothing crazy. They get the job done, but you won't have them.
3:10Nobody's really been targeting the Panthers, although we got really fat off of them that one week.
3:17They were sub 2 percent. That felt great. They're just not one of those defenses that we target.
3:23So we're not going to miss them. Hopefully, Jalen Coker gets healthy.
3:28Buy weeks in week six, the Bengals. They've been very good to us.
3:32We'll talk about them later. The Lions, Dolphins and the Vikings.
3:37So Bengals and Vikings are the most two notable in week six who have a buy.
3:42Now for week five, smoke them if you got them.
3:46Texans defense at the Titans. Texans are six and a half point favorites over under 39 and a half.
3:53Don't be deterred by the Texans. Cowboys matchup. It's about to be right so you don't have to get right against the Tennessee Titans.
4:02Smoke them if you got them. Houston Texans. Week five, Cincinnati Bengals defense at the Miami Dolphins.
4:08They managed 10 and a half points defensively against the Jaguars.
4:12Four sacks in three or four games for the Cincinnati Bengals.
4:16The over under currently sits for that Dolphins game.
4:1944 and a half. Bengals favored by 7 and a half points.
4:2417 percent on ESPN roster ship for the Bengals defense.
4:2820 percent on sleeper. Ready for this? Dolphins opponents.
4:31Week one, the Raiders were fourth overall that week.
4:34Week two, the Niners were ninth. The Chiefs were ninth in week three.
4:39And the Vikings, as it sits right now, they are third.
4:43So, or they might be their fourth. Yes, sorry, their fourth.
4:47So the Vikings rank fourth overall defensively. Essentially, you're getting a shot at a top 12 defense for the week with some
4:55juice for more because you got the Raiders matchup and the Vikings matchup week one and week four where there's a little more juice against those Dolphins.
5:05Next up, the Browns defense at the New York Jets.
5:09Over under currently 40 and a half. Jets favored by one and a half points.
5:14The Browns, 41 percent on ESPN, 18 percent on sleeper.
5:18Point totals in four games defensively. Eight, 11, 12, and 11.
5:22Five stacks last week versus Steelers. So you figure a guy like Geno Smith, guy like Aaron Rodgers, pocket passers.
5:29They can be sitting ducks. We can get some pressure generated, get some more sacks, and keep that double-digit line there for the Browns.
5:38On the other side, though, you'd figure let's stream the Jets defense.
5:42But what Deshaun Watson and the Browns often showed week three and four combined, I would hold off on the Jets defense.
5:50So I would just really monitor that unless you're dog desperate.
5:54Do not go after the New York Jets. Speaking of desperation, though, Dallas Cowboys defense versus the Buccaneers.
6:01Over under currently 47 and a half. The Cowboys are favored by nine and a half.
6:076.4 percent on ESPN, 10 percent on sleeper. The Packers hit their mark with a 10 and a half point game.
6:15If Green Bay can stream well on the road, so can the Cowboys.
6:19This is a play where all defenses are picked over.
6:23You have desperation. You're going to start the Cowboys.
6:26But you can see the theme, the schedule. Whoever's playing against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, it's just a get-right game.
6:34Everybody gets fat, right? Next up, and this one, this one feels really good.
6:39It feels wrong, though. Jaguars defense versus the Philadelphia Eagles.
6:43If you've been paying attention the last two weeks, this Eagles offense, it's in flux.
6:48Over under currently low, 43 and a half. Jaguars favored by three and a half.
6:54Normally this game would be a few points higher, maybe 47, 48.
6:58Doesn't have to be a 50 point over under.
7:01But 43 and a half is a low opening line.
7:05Jaguars defense, 28 percent on ESPN, 39 percent on sleeper.
7:09So the Eagles are in trouble multi-weeks with no Devonta Smith.
7:13Saquon Barkley's banged up. His status for next week is up in the air.
7:18You can sense things are going south in Philly fast for both real NFL and fantasy football.
7:24Jacksonville Jaguars, point totals, three games this year. 16, 18, and 10 under their belt this season.
7:30And it doesn't feel right. It doesn't sound right.
7:34But I think they're going to get healthy off of the Philadelphia Eagles.
7:38Look ahead to week six. The Steelers defense at the Buccaneers.
7:42I had mentioned the Buccaneers are going to be a week over week target.
7:47The Steelers are already a smoke them if you got them type of defense.
7:53And they're just going to be fat and healthy in the next week.
7:57So great plays the next two weeks for the Steelers defense.
8:01And the Rams at home versus the Cardinals. Again, they're high roster ship, but something to point out.
8:08My early desperation candidate that I'm looking at, that I'm eyeing, you don't have to pick them up ahead of time.
8:16But the Saints defense at the Giants. You don't stash ahead.
8:20But my God, the Saints, Jameis Winston, he gives, he takes away.
8:24So those are some things that we are going to want to target.
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9:44You heard that from the Podfather. One more defense that I thought I had had in my notes, it would be the
9:52Commanders at home against the New York Giants, over under 44 and a half.
9:57Jameis Winston, he gives, he takes away, and the Cardinals manage 10 fantasy football points for a defense.
10:04So that's just something to look out for into next week.
10:08Now for our kickers, let's go with back to Spencer Schrader.
10:12The 40, or sorry, the Steelers. It's an over under a 43 and a half, and you've got 30% on ESPN roster
10:20ship for Spencer Schrader, 54% on sleeper. The Colts trust him from a distance, two 40-yard range, field goals in a 50-yard ranger in week four.
10:29If we get stalled drives, this could be kicker nirvana for Chris Boswell, and Spencer Schrader.
10:35So we love the game totals that we've had for Spencer Schrader.
10:40Low over under game, but I think you're just going to want to keep going back to him.
10:46Next up, it's Jake Bates at the Cardinals. Over under 53 and a half in great conditions.
10:52The Lions, they were by five and a half points.
10:5667% on sleeper, 60% on ESPN. So it's not impossible to attain Bates, but not necessarily will he be unavailable or available,
11:04depending on how you want to look at it in every league.
11:09So you have opportunity there. Bates, seven points, weeks one through three.
11:13We're assuming health because as of this recording, they still have yet to play that Lions and Carolina Panthers game.
11:20So he's somebody that you can stream him. And then Dominic Zavada at the Commanders.
11:26Over under 44 and a half. Commanders, three and a half point favorites.
11:31This isn't like milk, but it's 2% on ESPN and sleeper for Dominic Zavada, Giants kicker.
11:36Three straight weeks. 8, 12, and 14 fantasy points.
11:40So it tells me the Giants will take points where they can.
11:44He hit 250 yard field goals. Still an absolute desperation play.
11:48If kickers are picked over. Lastly, I will go back to the well on Evan McPherson.
11:54He's a higher rostered kicker, but he just happened to have a down week.
11:59Do not rage drop him. They're going to have some better weeks ahead.
12:04He's still a week over week play. You just happened to get burned this week.
12:09So those are the plays, defenses and kickers. We will see you next week.
12:15Bye.