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1:02What's good, everybody? It's our 5,000 subscriber mock draft celebration on the OG Fantasy Football Show.
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1:40I'm your host, Steve O. Joining me today, the illustrious, the notorious, the fabulous, Pilar.
1:46How are we doing, ma'am? Doing okay. All right.
1:50We doing okay. For those of you who don't know, Pilar is part of our OG Legends League.
1:56Uh, and she is our current reigning, uh, uh, impromptu champion, if you will.
2:02Yeah. Joining us on our mock draft today. I still don't see my money, but it's okay.
2:08Oh, your money. You're talking about your league fees that you have?
2:13You see how it's her money now, everybody? Her money?
2:17Moving on. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Already. But yeah, man, we're just doing a little, uh, 12-team standard PPR mock draft for you today.
2:25Just a little celebration for 5,000 subscribers. Appreciate y'all.
2:29We couldn't have done this without y'all. Studio wouldn't be possible without you.
2:34Or without you. I was about to say that.
2:37Ooh, I gotta watch my mouth. All right. So we got 12 teams joining us today on this mock draft.
2:45We have Willie. Clap it up for Willie in the building.
2:49Finally, he's here in spirit. You know, not in person.
2:53Is he? Cause. And, uh, the savvy one himself, Mr.
2:57Sports Savvy. I'll give it up for Quan in the building as well on our 12-team mock draft here.
3:04So there'll be four of us. I got myself going from the 101.
3:09Miss Pilar, a.k.a. Chocolate Chip. Is that how we're, what are you going by for the show, man?
3:16What's your, uh, your handle for the show? You got a nickname we're going by?
3:21Uh, yeah. Chocolate Chip 92. You're going by Chocolate Chip 92.
3:26So when you're, I'm introducing you, you're Chocolate Chip 92.
3:29Sure. Okay. Lil Spaz it is. We got Willie going from the 104.
3:34Chocolate Chip 92 on the 106. And then Mr.
3:38Savvy going at 110. All ready. Standard rules apply.
3:41Without any delay, we're going to go ahead and jump right into it, folks.
3:47106 was the spot you selected. I said spots.
3:50You know what? To ignore me, I still have work coma.
3:54Okay. She's still on work brain, folks. You know, we have to give her a round of applause for, you know, taking
4:03the time to be on the show right after work.
4:07So, you know, we appreciate our women here. Sacrifices.
4:10The sacrifices. Yeah. Any thoughts about this season coming off of your championship reign?
4:15No. None. All right. Well, with our first pick in the draft, it's between Jameer Gibbs and Bijan Robinson for me here.
4:24I think we're just going to keep it pretty simple.
4:28It's going to go Jameer Gibbs. Now we got Willie with his first pick and his first decision of the season.
4:36Let's see where he goes. After Jameer Gibbs, we got Bijan Robinson followed by JSN with the first receiver off the board.
4:44Which leaves Willie for Jamar Chase. And then Chocolate Chips 92 is on the clock.
4:50What you feeling, Chocolate Chip? And then if you want to pick a specific player, you can just search for him in the search bar.
4:59Or if you're on the sleeper app, you can also.
5:03Josh Allen. We should have known better. Yes. Yes.
5:07Yes. Yes. My little boo. Do you care to explain your decision?
5:11Because you do it every year. I don't do it every year.
5:16You take Josh Allen in the first every year.
5:19Because he reminds me of my guinea pig. Oh my goodness.
5:24The guinea pig face. Okay. All right. So after Josh Allen with the 106, which can happen in your home leagues, just be ready for chaos.
5:34We had Christian McCaffrey come off the board. Followed by Puka Nakua, Seedy Lamb, Amon Ross, St.
5:40Brown. And you are back on the clock, ma'am.
5:43And then James Cook and Trey McBride to round out the first.
5:48And coming back to start the second, we had Justin Jefferson, Ken Walker, Devon Achan, Ashton Gentie, Jeremiah Love, Drake London, Chocolate Chips back on the clock.
5:58I don't know who I want. Now, are you feeling running back?
6:03We go on wide receiver. You could go. James Cook is already off the board.
6:09Who the hell took James Cook? Team 11. And she's hearing it even in the mock drafts.
6:15Willie said. Josh Allen. Even in the mocks. There's always somebody hating from the sideline.
6:21Uh-huh. Let's see. Let's see. I don't like none of these.
6:25Well, let's go with... He's always at my picks.
6:29Tee Higgins. Okay. Oh, not bad. I mean, I probably would have went a different direction.
6:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't question. All right.
6:39So, you and Josh Allen Tee Higgins for Chocolate Chips to start.
6:43Is that just because you're comfortable with Tee Higgins in your lineup for having them in a couple of years here?
6:51No. No? You like the upside there? Mm-hmm. Okay.
6:55Because I know you're not like a big stat girl.
6:59How do you pick your players? Oh, I like how I pick up my players.
7:04Players. Players. The bigger the bun, the better the chances that you will be in my draft.
7:11But, but, but. She's talking about them cakes. I'll go for the cakes.
7:16I am so sorry, but the cakes. I mean, I know Josh Allen doesn't have that much of a cake.
7:23But he has the face. The moneymaker? That's where it's at?
7:28He has the face. All righty. And Willie goes Malik Neighbors to pair with Jamar Chase.
7:34Chase. Then followed by Nico Collins and Saquon Barkley.
7:37Which leaves me back on the clock here. Now, we took Jameer Gibbs to start.
7:43And I think I either go Chase Brown, which I like a lot.
7:48And I think that's what we're going to do here.
7:52We're going to go Chase Brown. Who said Josh?
7:55Damn, she don't care for. First of all, if you've been with me, if you've been with me.
8:02We're going to go Chase Brown. We've always picked Josh Allen.
8:06Mr. Savory. Savvy? Savvy. You said savory? My bad.
8:10My bad. See, even the name confuses me. And that's good stuff.
8:14His finger looking good, huh? Mm-hmm. The one of them lips are so dry.
8:20He's so savory. All right. So, we went Chase Brown because I want that PPR value.
8:26Chase Brown last year who had, you know, I think it was like 70 receptions.
8:32Pair that up with Joe Burrow in Cincinnati. I like that a lot.
8:37And we need a wide receiver here. And you know me.
8:41I like to build a strong core. I could go running back again.
8:46But Josh Jacobs on the board. But I also see AJ Brown here who I think can be a legitimate top five wide receiver at the position.
8:56And with Neighbors and Nico Collins, AJ Brown's the last guy in that tier for me.
9:02So, I'm going to go ahead and hammer down this AJ Brown pick.
9:07And there we go. And we're looking good here.
9:11So, after AJ Brown to start the third, we got Chris Olave, George Pickens, and then Mr.
9:17Willie, the bearded one himself, is back on the clock.
9:21Now, if I know Willie, he's probably going to go Rashi Rice here because he does like his wide receivers.
9:29We know. Uh-huh. We know. He likes to be a little extra.
9:33Bucky Irving. I forgot he's a Bucky boy. Oh, look.
9:37Chocolate chip back on the clock. Oh, snap. Chocolate chips and broccoli.
9:42Before you say why you picked him. I don't like Skittles.
9:46But this Skittle, I can deal with. All right.
9:49Now, you took George Kittle, whose ADP is probably in like the 90s somewhere.
9:55You probably could have gotten George Kittle in like the ninth or tenth round.
10:00It's fine. It's fine. See, folks. So, when we're talking about being safe and like getting ready for mock drafts, this is
10:08the kind of craziness you get to deal with in your home leagues.
10:13Josh Allen and George Kittle gone in the first three rounds.
10:18Yes. And T Higgins. Yes. Yes. Willie. Oh, all right.
10:22Or should I say Littlefoot? So, after she took George Kittle, it went Josh Jacobs, Rashi Rice, Derrick Henry, Brees Hall, Lamar Jackson, and Ted Aroa McMillan.
10:32So, Mr. Savvy looking at Amon-Ra St. Brown, Devon Aicham.
10:36Brees Hall. I like that little lineup there. It's a nice little stack.
10:41But he went double Jets. Ew. I don't know if we like that one.
10:46But it went ETN. Yeah. Lad McConkie for Team 11.
10:50Savvy with Garrett Wilson. Doubled down on the Jets play.
10:54Colson Loveland is our third tight end. Off the board.
10:58Followed by Devontae Adams and Luther Burden coming off in the fourth round.
11:02I don't know who I want. Okay, so my thing here is like since I can't see the buns, I'm just going to randomly pick.
11:12This is not my real draft. Now, do you go by like the rankings on the website or do you go by?
11:20Don't worry about what I go by. Okay, who are we going with then?
11:26Jalen Waddle. Why? Why did you have to steal Jalen Waddle?
11:30Okay, one fun thing about me. One very fun thing about me.
11:35Yes, fill us in. I like to make y'all suffer.
11:38I want y'all to be asking me later on, oh, do you want to trade?
11:44No, the answer is no, I do not trade.
11:48I don't care how bad my team is doing.
11:51I'm not trading. Now, Jalen Waddle, is it because you've heard me say the name or where did you get the Jalen Waddle pull from?
12:01Well, yeah, you do have been talking about him and I live with you.
12:06So I hear everything you say. This is very true.
12:10It stays in my brain. Y'all think I don't pay no attention to y'all feelings.
12:16I do. I just like to play the dumb dumb.
12:19Uh-huh. See? I got my tricks. She's very sneaky.
12:23All right. But after she went Jalen Waddle, we got Jameson Williams off the board.
12:29No, it's Willie. We're waiting on Mr. Slowpoke himself.
12:32Willie always takes forever with these giraffes, man. He's over there second guessing himself.
12:37But, yeah. Willie looking at Jamar Chase, Malik Neighbors, and Bucky Irving.
12:42I guess he's – if I were – he'd probably go another wide receiver just to pair with that Malik Neighbors with
12:50the uncertainty and coming back off of the injury.
12:54And he went to Emeka Egbuka. Drake May is the third quarterback off the board.
13:00And then Javonta Williams. That leaves me getting ready for the 4-5 turn.
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14:11All right. We are back. Jumping right back into our mock draft here.
14:15Our 12-team PPR. I am on the clock. On the 4-5 turn.
14:20We are looking at Jameer Gibbs, Chase Brown, AJ Brown.
14:24And we are up. Who do we like next?
14:27Now Kyron Williams here. I love the value of Kyron Williams in the third round.
14:33Or we could shoot for the upside with Travion Henderson.
14:37Hmm. Where do we go? Where do we go?
14:40It's still too early for me. I don't want to go.
14:45I think I have to go Kyron because he's the highest ranked on my board.
14:50But that'll probably be it for my running backs there.
14:54But yeah. Kyron Williams. Give me all the touchdowns in LA.
14:58He's the main guy over there. The running backs can you have again?
15:03You can have. I think it's up to six.
15:07But I mean, there's not a limit for the running backs.
15:11As long as you have to start two. But yeah.
15:15We're going to go Kyron Williams there. Hmm. Or do we?
15:19Yeah. I'm going to go Kyron. Look at me.
15:23I'm second guessing myself already. Stick with the rankings.
15:26All right. So we got Kyron Williams. Oh, we're on the board already.
15:31And since we went Kyron, I'm going to go ahead and Tyler Warren locks up the tight end.
15:38I wasn't planning on it. But when he's there in the fifth round and that's a he's the fourth.
15:45That's our fifth tight end off the board. Thanks to someone taking George Kittle and with the target consolidation with Michael Pittman
15:54going to Pittsburgh, he should be a locked in top five tight end.
15:58I shouldn't have to worry about that at all.
16:02We got Zay Flowers following the Tyler Warren pick and then Trevion Henderson to stack with Drake May for team number three.
16:10That was the only one I was debating because, you know, I love me some Trevion Henderson.
16:17Willie back on the clock. Willie has a Mecca Ibuka.
16:21And if I had to guess. He went David Montgomery, which I like.
16:26I just think it might be a little bit early on the trigger on that one.
16:32It's my chocolate chips. You are on the board.
16:35You know, after I pick the ones that I like, I don't really care who I pick.
16:42Uh huh. As long as you're filling roster spots, right?
16:46I guess. Yeah. So what are we looking at?
16:49Do you have players? Do you have questions? Anything I can help you walk you through?
16:55No. I'm a big girl. You already got that man.
16:59Waddle. Walk that man down, baby. Waddle up. Who do I want?
17:04None of these catch my eyes. Okay. Um. I'm going to go with him.
17:09I don't know who he is. And I can't see a picture.
17:14So if I can't see a picture, I don't know who I'm picking.
17:19All right. You and Jalen Warren. Followed by Ben Toon.
17:22You could have went with the local Jaguars running back.
17:26I don't like the Jaguars. Oh, ouch. Ouch. Followed by Devonta Smith.
17:31Don't like the Jaguars. God damn it. Carnell Tate went in the fifth.
17:36I thought about taking him with my Tyler Warren pick.
17:40And I missed out on him. I missed out on him.
17:44And Odunze. That kind of sucks. Well, it's not that I don't like.
17:49The team is. I don't like. They suck. They were in the playoffs last year.
17:55What are you talking about? I guess. But they still suck.
17:59Like. All right. Well, Mr. Savvy is on the board again with his next pick.
18:04Like. He went Cam Scadabo. Who. I think Cam Scadabo is one of his.
18:10My guys this year. He loves him some Cam.
18:13And I can see what he's trying to do too.
18:17What are you trying to do? He's trying to take the Jackson Dart stack.
18:22Oh, is it mine turn? It is Chocolate Chips turn.
18:26Miss Chocolate Chips. What am I picking now? This is our league champion people.
18:32It's that easy. Don't ask how I got to be the champion.
18:36I can tell you how. You stay active. You make pickups.
18:40When you have to play people. I barely do any pickups.
18:45But you make some. Let's go with. I mean, you need.
18:49You have a quarterback. You have a tight end.
18:52You just need wide receivers and running backs. Let's go see what other wide receiver we have.
18:59Do do do do. How much long do I have?
19:03What do you got? You got one minute left.
19:06I don't know who he is. And who he plays for.
19:10But. Chris Godwin. Yeah. I'm just going to be picking now.
19:15I'm ready to get this over. You are just a chaos demon over here.
19:20Just picking people. All right. So after the Chris Godwin pick from 2018.
19:25We got Jalen Hurts. And then Willie back on the board here.
19:29Pick six. Okay. I don't care how you talk.
19:33Talk trash. My picks. I still whoop your asses half the time.
19:38See. All right. So Willie went Jackson Dart. And this is coming from somebody that doesn't know nothing about football.
19:45Uh-huh. I mean, you know who Josh Allen is.
19:49It's a quinchot. After the Jackson Dart pick by Willie.
19:52It went quinchot. Jude Kins. Harold Fanning. And then we are on the clock here.
19:58On the six, seven turn. And what is our roster looking like right now?
20:04We still need quarterback. Which we can start looking right now.
20:08Or. Kyle Lemon. There's Brian Thomas there. Watson. I do like the Christian Watson value.
20:14Where are we at? I do need wide receivers.
20:17Someone took my Jalen Waddle pick. Because this would be where I would look for him.
20:23I can try you for something. Oh, you want to trade?
20:27It depends. You know what? I am going to go with.
20:32Who is that stupid player? No offense to the player.
20:35But. Who is that player that you always picked?
20:39And you always used to be like. Cooper Cup, baby.
20:43Would that be Cooper Cup? Oh, that is Cooper Cup.
20:46First of all. All right. Mr. Cooper. Mr. Cooper.
20:50Wow. He too old. Okay. I don't want him.
20:53So if you do have him in your picks.
20:57Because last year, I think you were trying to trade with me for.
21:02I might have been. Yeah. And we don't want you.
21:06Not because you. You don't got game. It's because you're old.
21:10And you always injured. Damn. He was kind of old.
21:14Yeah. He definitely. He hit that cliff last year.
21:17You don't want you to hit that retirement. Because I think you just dropped him in the Metro League.
21:24Didn't you? I showed it. Yeah. I showed it.
21:28He wasn't doing it for me. He was not.
21:31He kept getting injured. Oh, he just wasn't producing last year.
21:35I think that was. He wasn't doing nothing. He's old.
21:39The man's old. Yeah. He should retire now. Mr.
21:43Cooper. Looked that man right off into the sunset.
21:46You done. All right. With our Brian Thomas pick.
21:50We went Brian Thomas with our sixth. And we're going to pair him with Trevor Lawrence.
21:56Which I think is a really strong stack. Which normally I wouldn't do.
22:01But I like the upside there. And I like the production profile of Brian Thomas.
22:07I know he was nicked up with some injuries.
22:10But I love what they're doing in Jacksonville. As far as the offensive scheme goes.
22:16And Willie. After Trevor Lawrence. I went Justin Herbert.
22:19And then Cortland Sutton. Mr. Bearded One himself. Willie back on the clock.
22:24In the seventh round. Do, do, do, do, do.
22:28What is a BRN? What is a what? A BN.
22:31I'm sorry. A bench. Your bench. Oh. I'm going to bench all y'all bitches.
22:37Damn. Every single one of you. But yeah. Right now.
22:41We are looking good. Willie goes Kyle Pitts. Now for me.
22:45I'm not taking any tight ends at all. Is either going to be in the top three.
22:51Or they're going to be in the double digit rounds.
22:55Look at you over there. You got your little Skittles.
22:59Go, go, go over there. It's funny how I don't call Mr.
23:04Kittle. Mr. Kittle. Mr. Kittle. I call him the Skittle.
23:07The Skittles. Sounds more cute. She's trying to taste the rainbow, George.
23:12I don't like Skittles. But you. I got you.
23:15She said hall pass. She's stupid. All righty. Well, chocolate chips over here.
23:20Look to pick your next pick. For yours truly.
23:24Our team's looking like Jameer Gibbs with our 101.
23:27Followed by Chase Brown. AJ Brown. Kyron Williams. Tyler Warren.
23:31Brian Thomas. And Trevor Lawrence. Willie on the clock with Jamar Chase.
23:36Malik Neighbors. Bucky Irvin. Is that my turn? Yes, ma'am.
23:40Mecca Igbuka. David Montgomery, who I like a lot.
23:43As long as his value stays down. Jackson Dart and Kyle Pitts for Willie's team there.
23:49I'm going to go with this little fellow. I don't know who you is.
23:54Not because. Kyle Monangai. Not because I don't know who you is.
23:59But I don't have a picture of your little self.
24:03Now, I like Kyle Mononganai a lot. And I'm definitely trying to get pieces of that Chicago offense this year.
24:11And I like the little bit of a discount that you get as compared to DeAndre Swift.
24:17Who's going around and a half earlier. Especially with the injury history that DeAndre Swift has had.
24:24We know he's not the most reliable. Especially later on in the season.
24:29And with Mononganai being, you know, going into year three.
24:32I think his upside is really good there. The savvy one.
24:37Back on the clock goes Tony Pollard. I'm not sure how he feels about that.
24:42But with his roster right now, he has Amin Ross, St.
24:47Brown, Devon Achan, Brees Hall, Garrett Wilson, Roma Dunze, Cam Scadabo, and Tony Pollard.
24:52And then he is back on the clock. After his Tony Pollard pick, it went Marvin Harrison finally off the board at the end of the seventh.
25:02Followed by DK Metcalf. And then Ramondre Stevenson and Rico Dadle to start the eighth round.
25:08And Kwon back on the board again. And he is probably...
25:13One in his chop lips. Now, he doesn't have a quarterback or tight end yet.
25:18Which is typically how I like to build my rosters as well.
25:23And he's just going to continue going with Makai Lemon.
25:27Just stacking up value. Which, if you watched our last episode, our little 101 or draft tips and tricks episode.
25:34You know, one of our rules was just rule two.
25:38Load up on value. Build a core. I mean, that's what he's doing here.
25:44Just loading up on value with running backs and wide receivers.
25:48Chocolate Chips is back on the board now. And you're pretty spurt.
25:52Even you got your quarterback in Josh Allen. You got your man, Mr.
25:57Kittle, as you like to say. And then your wide receiver.
26:02And we got Tee Higgins. Not Mr. Kittle, it's Mr.
26:05Skittles. Oh, my bad. Mr. Skittles. Mr. Skittles was my father.
26:10Touch the rain. And then Jalen Warren and Kyle.
26:13Monogonite. It is your turn, ma'am. Sorry. For some reason, my screen is too zoomed in.
26:19And I don't want to. It's okay. What do I want?
26:23For the kickers. Kickers? You are not going kicker right now.
26:28I'm going with the kicker. I wish I made this up.
26:32I did not, people. Okay. I'm like here. I'm like my professional honey, honey.
26:37Uh-huh. He sticks to, oh, you got to pick this player first.
26:42Oh, you got to. No, I don't. I don't.
26:45I don't. Yeah. Let me pick my roster. Who's going to be doing it?
26:51Me. Who's going to be messing with them? Me.
26:54Let me pick my roster. That's a very good point.
26:58And that's one of the things I love about this is you can build your team however you want, man.
27:06Before my time runs out, let me pick my player.
27:09Yeah. You got 20 seconds. Who do I want?
27:13Who do I want? You know you're going to go with Brandon Aubrey.
27:18He's the best kicker in the league. Who the hell is that?
27:22Brandon Aubrey? Where he at? The kicker for the Dallas Cowboys?
27:27Where he at? Oh, he might have already been picked.
27:30Well, we're going to pick this one just because we don't have time.
27:35I don't know who. Dan Bailey. I don't know who that is.
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28:57Uh, sir. See? Don't, don't do, no, no, no.
29:00Don't do that. You tilt and then you stress pick.
29:04Because before I start picking my players from my actual draft, I actually pay attention.
29:10I actually do my little research on my own.
29:13You do. She does. Okay. So this one right here, I don't really care for this because.
29:20All right. So. I just wanted to come home and chillax and look what I'm doing.
29:26After your Dan Bailey pick. And when Jacoby Myers, who I think is a huge value in drafts this year, especially in PPR leagues, it's a big steal.
29:37So Willie goes with Jadarian Price, which I'm kind of upset I didn't take that earlier.
29:43I probably would have rather had Jadarian Price and Trevor Lawrence.
29:47Now that I think about it. You're a fan of the Cleveland Browns, right?
29:53Yes, I am. And then after Jadarian Price, we have Dalton Kincaid and then Parker Washington.
29:59And then I am up with the eighth or going into our eighth round here or the eight, nine turn.
30:06And I am good on tight end. I'm good on quarterback.
30:11So now the mission is just load up on wide receiver and running back.
30:16And we have no running backs right now that I like.
30:20Well, Ricky Pearsall's there. Ouch, man. So now with the slim pickings here.
30:25He always gets the leftovers. Always. And he's the professional.
30:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think it's Ricky Pearsall.
30:33Just for the upside. That's where we're going to go.
30:37We're going Ricky Pearsall. Upside shot. Just as a depth play as well.
30:42And that's the best player available on our board here.
30:45Alec Pierce would be the next one, but I'm not a big Alex Pierce believer.
30:51That and already have Tyler Warren. And I'm not going to do the double team like Quandid with the Jets.
30:59We're going to take a second and breathe. We got 15 seconds.
31:03We're good. We're going to go ahead and take Ricky Pearsall.
31:08Who took my James Cook? I want to know who was it.
31:12That would be Team 11. Who is Team 11?
31:16And then after Ricky Pearsall, we're over here. And we're going to reach a little bit just because we have a guy that we like a lot.
31:26And it's either I think we can still try to snag Casey Conception a little bit later.
31:32But I want Josh Downs on my roster because I like him more.
31:37What's that face for? Oh, nothing. I like him more than Alec Pierce.
31:42I know I said the, but now. Dang it.
31:46No, because I have Tyler Warren. You know what?
31:49I want talent. I want talent. We're taking Josh Downs.
31:53Josh Downs, welcome to the squad. All right. After that, Alec Pierce went right before him or right after him.
32:01And then Jordan Addison. Willie's back on the clock here.
32:05Come on, tiny toes. Oh, tiny toes. Damn. He went Wondale Robinson and then Sam Laporta.
32:11Yeah, yeah. Y'all going to hate me for this, but it's okay.
32:15Again. Yes. Again. What are you doing? The Bills?
32:19I mean, you're a Bills girl, okay? I am.
32:22You're a mafiosa? Yes, yes, yes. Is there any Bills fans that can let us know what's the mafioso, mafiosa?
32:30Mijo, if you're going to say it correctly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:35Yada, yada, yada. All right. So after the Bills DST in the ninth round, we got Orlando Gazdin came off the board.
32:43Hunter Henry. Brock Purdy. And then Mr. Savvy and J.K.
32:47Dobbins. All righty. So we got some backup quarterbacks coming off the board now, which typically for me, I'm not drafting a backup quarterback.
32:56Just my, my, um. You can draft whatever you want at this point.
33:01I think you want wide receiver and running back depth.
33:05Okay. Let's see. Who could be? Who could? Mr.
33:09Pittman. I feel like, I feel you right now, Mr.
33:12Pittman. Michael Pittman Jr. Not a bad pick. As long as they pass the ball.
33:18Shh. In Pittsburgh. All righty. And then Willie went Romeo Dobbs.
33:22That's a good pick. Bretton Strange. And we are back on the clock.
33:27Let's see. Michael Pitt has a nice smile. Yeah.
33:31See, look at her. Now she's falling in love with players she ain't ever had before.
33:37Oh, I had them all in my drink. Mm-hmm.
33:40All right. So. I had a drink that me and Mr.
33:45Jaden Reed. Josh Allen went to the Super Bowl.
33:48Really? And who knows? Who knows? All right. So I am here.
33:53We're going to be in the 10th round now.
33:56Going into a 10-11 turn. We have Trevor Lawrence, Jameer Gibbs, Chase Brown, AJ Brown, Brian Thomas, Tyler Warren, Kyron Williams with
34:05Ricky Pearsall and Josh Downs on our bench. I like having that bench depth there.
34:10Next up. Where are we going to go? I think we're still going to stick with wide receiver here.
34:18Although Kenneth Gainwell, James Connor, Zach Charbonnet still on the board as well.
34:23But that's about it. There's. Okay. I think I have a plan here.
34:27We're going to see how this works. But we're going to go Jaden Reed here.
34:33We're going to pair him with Casey Conception. Casey Conception, who's been getting a lot of camp buzz in Cleveland.
34:41If whichever quarterback they decide to start there this year can actually make some passes, then the sky is the limit for Casey Conception.
34:50It'll just be volume all day. But we are going to go ahead and lock in that young rookie right there.
34:58And then Jordan Love in the 11th round. I love the value on Jordan Love this year.
35:05Double digit round quarterback. He's usually a top five performer when he's healthy.
35:10So it'll be good to see how that turns out.
35:13Willie with Khalil Shakir. Takes one of your little Buffalo guys there.
35:18Of course. The haters are going to hate. I mean, you have the defense.
35:23There's always somebody trying to take me out. You got Josh Allen.
35:28And it's always him. Uh-huh. Little foot. If y'all don't know Willie's little nickname, it's not Willie.
35:35It's not the bearded one? No. It's Little foot.
35:38Have y'all seen his foot? Tiny. Damn. Little foot.
35:41Okay, it's my turn. It is your turn. Chocolate chips back on the clock.
35:47I don't really like any. I don't like Taylor Swift.
35:51For those of you out that know, I hate her.
35:54I don't like her. So you're not just going to shake it off?
35:59But the guy hasn't done nothing to me yet.
36:03Neither has she, but I just. I don't like her.
36:07Are you going where I think you're going? Travis Kelsey.
36:11Yes. You know, that's not a bad pick. Especially we should see touchdown upside with Kelsey.
36:17Kelsey. Who knows? So, I mean, even if you're in a desperation spot and you have to start somebody.
36:24Desperation spot. There's somebody there who has, you know, high red zone volume.
36:29But after that, Travis Kelsey pick. It went Tyler Algier, followed by Isaiah Likely, Xavier Worthy, and Ja'Cory Krosky-Meritt.
36:36But I think, I mean, yeah, we can keep going, I guess.
36:41We only got a couple rounds left. But yeah, we're going to start wrapping it up here.
36:47Quan. Quan win Jaden Higgins. I thought about the Jaden Higgins pick instead of the KC Conception or the Jaden Reed.
36:55But I like the targets that are going to be available in Green Bay.
37:01Oh, Josh Allen is so cute. You're just over there roster baiting to Josh Allen.
37:06No comment. Shake it up. And I'm just going to shake, shake, shake.
37:11Every time our music comes on. Next. All right, chocolate chips.
37:16What are you doing here? Well, as y'all know me.
37:19And if those of y'all that know me, I always pick two tight ends and two kickers.
37:26It don't matter who it is. She wants her bi-week plug-ins.
37:30I always pick. This is very true. Two. Yep.
37:34Always. Always, always, always. Mr. Stump over here. Don't worry about it.
37:38This is what I lost to, okay? This is why I get frustrated, people.
37:44All righty. And... I don't know who I want.
37:47Well, let's see here. What do we got? Let's see.
37:51I mean, you're pretty spread out all over the place.
37:55I mean, you can kind of go whichever direction you want, which is kind of nice when you kind of choose who
38:03you want just to fill your roster spots. You know, it's not the most effective for scoring and winning, but it's fun.
38:12I made him a mission this year. I'm going to smoke y'all rats out.
38:17I'm going to smoke y'all out. You're smoking them out?
38:21Ooh, we can try him. I picked him last year.
38:25Who are we picking? Tyler Bass. He actually did pretty good for me last year, okay?
38:31You got just your Buffalo players, huh? I did.
38:34I had a whole bunch of players. Just the whole damn Buffalo stuck.
38:39Mm-hmm. Well, you did go Josh Allen and James Cook, did you?
38:44I had James Cook last year. I also had Tyler Bass, whatever his name.
38:49And now James Cook was one of those guys that I think you heard us talking about a lot, and you were like, hmm, James Cook.
38:59No, no, no, no. He has a cute smile.
39:02Okay? He has a cute smile. Okay. He might not have those sexy buns, but he has a cute smile.
39:10James Cook ain't got buns, huh? Yeah. Okay. He does smiles.
39:14Oh, all righty. Hey. Well, I'm going to go ahead, and we're going to try to take some running back depth here.
39:23Now, I'm going to go either Alvin Kamara or Rashad White here.
39:27Let me just double check. I think it's Rashad White.
39:31And I don't know why, but I have a feeling that this year when we do our actual draft, y'all little hoes
39:40are going to try to block my players. I can just see it.
39:45Damn. I can just see it. You say little hoes?
39:48Big hoes? Big hoes. Oh, all righty. I can just see it.
39:53Okay. Especially Trenton. Ooh, Trenton. Oh, damn. Trenton. Shout out to Trenton, man.
39:58We haven't seen him in a minute. What's that for?
40:02Alrighty. So, with that, I just think with nobody else being in Washington, I have to go Rashad White here and hope he gets all the work.
40:12He heard that, Mr. White. I don't know if it's your feet or my feet, but one of us feet stink.
40:20I think it's yours. You're talking about my feet?
40:24Oh, it's one of us feet. Mm-hmm. All right.
40:27So, I'm either going to go Jonathan Brooks here or Alvin Kamara.
40:32I think that's the play. I should go with Chase McLaughlin.
40:36Chase McLaughlin? Is that his name? Yeah. Ha-ha, Mr.
40:39Laugh. Ha-ha-ha. I should go with him as my kicker.
40:43Or, you know what? We're going to shoot for late round upside here in Denver just in case something doesn't work out,
40:52and we're going to go for PPR value. This is the name we brought up in our Sleepers episode.
40:59We're going to go Jonah Coleman, the running back in Denver.
41:03So, we went Rashad White and Jonah Coleman to double tap the running back position.
41:09And then after that, it went Tyrone Tracy and Jordan Mason.
41:13Ooh. Ooh. Isn't that like a Mason? Oh, that's a Mason dart.
41:18All right. And Willie went Tyler Shaw to pair with Jackson Dart, which I like a lot too.
41:25Who took Puka? Puka was like one of the first players off the damn board, woman.
41:31Took Puka. Team eight. You had your chance. You win Josh Allen.
41:35Let's see what happens when you take Josh Allen in the first round.
41:40I'm glad. Pick one oh eight right after Christian McCaffrey.
41:44Oh. Well, I could have taken Puka too. You could have.
41:48I could have. But you went Josh Allen, which is the downside to taking a quarterback in the first round.
41:56You lose out on value with the other positions.
41:59Oh, do I? You do, man. You do. You know I tell you this every year, and yet you insist on taking Josh Allen because that's your boo.
42:10Don't be a hater just because I like him.
42:14Ain't nobody hating. You are on the clock again, though, if you want to take another player.
42:20We're almost done. We got four picks left. And then I got to cook her dinner, everybody.
42:27So, you know. Cheer her. I'll give her a round of applause.
42:31I don't know who I want. All I want is my bed.
42:36Quiero mi cama. I want to go play Stardew Valley.
42:40Oh. I should go play Stardew Valley with me.
42:43Stardew Valley. Stardew Valley. Do that. And since I'm here, Red Bull, Red Bull, I got to talk to you, Red Bull.
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43:17All right. Chocolate chips. You got 10 seconds. Who are we looking at here?
43:22I don't know. Because at this point, I don't really care.
43:26We are at that point in the draft, everybody.
43:30I don't really care who. Let's go with. Well, it auto-picked for you.
43:35Oh, it did? You got Emmitt Johnson. Running back out of Kansas City.
43:40Okay. Well, after that, it went Trey Benson. Alvin Kamara, who again, value is just there's value there to be had.
43:48Oh, yeah. I didn't even put a picture on this man.
43:52Yeah. That part. Y'all should be a shame. I mean, you just went into auto-draft in a mock draft.
43:59That's the shame. I would have still. Okay. You cannot be talking about me going into auto-draft when Willie does that every year.
44:08Yeah. He has his moments, yeah. Every year. We did have to reset here because somebody.
44:14Just like now, he gone again. He gone. You are wrapping up, though.
44:19We got a couple picks left here, folks. Appreciate you watching around.
44:24If you are looking for an advantage in your drafts this year, make sure to pick up the all-in pass from Player Profiler.
44:33Get your sleepers. Get your cheat sheets. I think my favorite thing is a little old-school printout cheat sheet they give you.
44:41You can just go and mark it off. I'm doing it right now in our Scott Fish poll, which I'm going to
44:49have to circle back and talk about that. We had a bunch of crazy stuff happen.
44:56And Willie takes the Rams DST. Got to hear that Milwaukee.
45:00All righty. It's after the Rams DST. We had Chris Rodriguez and then Rashid Shahid in the 14th.
45:07I love that pick right there. I'm going to have to remember that because that is a huge value.
45:14All right. So we are on the board here.
45:17Probably just going to go. Since we went a little bit later on quarterback, I'm going to go ahead and pair Trevor
45:26Lawrence with Cam Ward, who I think might have a big upside this year.
45:31Can I get up and turn it up? Yeah.
45:35Give us one second. We'll be right back. All right.
45:38We are back here rounding out our last two rounds real quick.
45:43Just looking for kicker defense. Defense. I'm going to stream defense anyways.
45:48Kicker. I'm just looking for a good team. The dome.
45:51Preferably a dome. Where are we at? Where are we at?
45:56Can't go wrong with Dicker the kicker, man. Makes it easy.
46:00There we are. In defense, I usually wait till the last because I always stream defense anyways.
46:06Or he can be like Willie and take him around early because he thinks he's being sneaky and won't have to change
46:15defense for the rest of the year. But he went Isaiah Pacheco, who I was thinking about taking.
46:22I did see the value there. It was. Didn't you have Pacheco?
46:26Oh, Jonathan Brooks. Yeah. Pacheco. Yeah. He kind of Pacheco.
46:30Pacheco, where are you at? Yeah. God damn thief.
46:34He's the backup in Detroit now. If you haven't been keeping up with your news, but chocolate chips, you got two picks left.
46:42So you got one here and then we'll circle back around.
46:47Oh, I have a pick now? You do. You have a pick.
46:51Who do I want? Do I want a running back or do I want a white receiver?
46:58Well, we can. I mean, let's go with him.
47:01Just because. Ray Davis. Just to round out the Buffalo stack, huh?
47:06I think I had him before. You did. I think that was your James Cook handcuff.
47:12I think I had him before. Yeah, I did.
47:15Yeah, that was your James Cook handcuff. I can't quite remember.
47:20Oh, no. Once fantasy is over, it erases automatically.
47:23God, I think all I got left is a defense here.
47:27All right. So after you went with. Where are we at?
47:31There we go. After you went Ray defense or Ray Davis, we had a bunch of defenses go off the board.
47:39Defenses. If you're looking for defenses, especially if you're streaming, my advice for defenses would just be to look for the first
47:48four matchups of the season and take advantage of your streaming options.
47:52Chocolate chips. Chocolate chips. You are back on and you can do whatever you want because all your positions are filled.
48:00I don't know who I want. Who has a nice butt out there?
48:05Who has a nice butt? Let us know in the comments below.
48:10That way Pilar knows who to pick in August.
48:13But for now, who's our choice going to be, man?
48:17No. I can't see bun. So your anaconda don't want none, huh?
48:22Yep. Okay. One in the chat. Can y'all tell Pilar likes the bills?
48:27It's always someone hated from the sideline. Uh huh.
48:30She said throwing shade. As Willie would like to say the unmitigated call.
48:35With his Stephen A. Impression. Alrighty. I don't know who I want.
48:40Well, pick someone so we can hurry up and finish this off.
48:45You are the last pick. Of course I am.
48:48I'm always the last pick. You're waiting on you, ma'am.
48:52Waiting on women as usual. Let's go with this guy right here.
48:56I don't know who he is. Jonathan Brooks? No.
49:00Why did I say anything? I should have known better.
49:04Um, I don't know who Jonathan Brooks is. He could be a value.
49:09Jonathan Brooks is the backup running back right now in Carolina.
49:13Yeah, but I don't want him. Hey, don't be a Russian perfectionist.
49:17Tick tock. Tick tock. I don't know who it won, so let's go with him.
49:23Just for fun. Jalen McMillan. Not a bad choice.
49:27I don't know who he is. I don't know if you do have a nice play.
49:33Jalen McMillan almost won me a championship, okay? Ooh, almost.
49:37Almost. Almost. But this was two years ago, not last year.
49:41Okay, so we done? Yeah. And the Seattle defense is just sitting right there.
49:46We'll go ahead and take that with our last pick.
49:50And with that, that is going to wrap up our mock draft.
49:55We'll just go over the team real quick. All right.
49:58We will go over your team. That way we can get you out of here.
50:04Who's still picking? Oh, that is my Scott. That's the Scott Fishbowl there.
50:09Okay. I will be back for that one in a second.
50:13All right. Chocolate chips. You're at roster. You got Josh Allen leading the way for you.
50:19Followed by T Higgins. George Kittle. Jalen Waddle. Jalen Warren.
50:23Chris Godwin. Kyle Monongani. Dan Bailey. The Buffalo Bills DST.
50:27Michael Pittman Jr. I think that's a good value you got there in the 10th round.
50:33And same with Travis Kelsey too. Oh, you know what I forgot to do?
50:39What did you forget to do? I forgot to pick another defense.
50:43I always have two defense, two tight ends, and two kickers.
50:47But you did get Sam Darnold as your backup.
50:51I did. So, I mean, you got solid value there.
50:55Sam Darnold, who was a top five quarterback last year, which is insane.
51:00But, yeah, man. I mean, that's, it's like, much as you want to talk crap and laugh, like that's a roster you
51:08can work with going into this season. You have what should be a solid wide receiver in Jalen Waddle.
51:15High upside with T Higgins when he's on the field.
51:19I mean, George Kittle is coming off the injury.
51:23I think that's the only spot you have. But you have Travis Kelsey who's coming off the honeymoon, so he should be okay.
51:31But, I mean, and you stay active enough on the waivers, well, you should be okay going further into the season.
51:40His marriage ain't going to last that long, just again.
51:43Yes. But it's okay. What do you mean? Is she going to go write another song?
51:49Oh, he broke my heart. Oh, you're talking about the Kelsey one.
51:54They ain't throwing shade like that. She ain't going to last long marriage.
51:59Willie's team here went Jamar Chase, Malik Neighbors, Bucky Irving, Emeka Igbuka, David Montgomery, and then Jackson Dart, Kyle Pitts, Jadarian Price,
52:07and then some Wondale Robinson, Romeo Dobbs, and Khalil Shakir for some upside plays.
52:13Followed by Kenyon Sadiq, Tyler Shaw, and then the Rams.
52:17I like that sneaky little Isaiah Pacheco pick up there at the end, too.
52:22And they got Chase McLaughlin. So Willie seems to be high on Tampa Bay again this year.
52:29And then. Isn't he a Tampa Bay fan? He's an Indianapolis.
52:33He's a Colts fan. Yeah, I forgot. Colts and Jags.
52:37And then friend of the show, Mr. Savvy. When Aminrah St.
52:41Brown with. If you're at the 10th pick and Aminrah St.
52:45Brown's there, just hit. That's an auto pick every time.
52:49Aminrah St. Brown's been the number three wide receiver for the last four years in a row.
52:55He's one of the best in the league. Like, anywhere after the first three picks, I'm okay taking Aminrah St.
53:03Brown. Like, I just, I love Aminrah for your rosters, man.
53:07He's just solid value to have. So he went Aminrah.
53:11Devon A. Chan and Brees Hall. I like that start a lot.
53:16And then he paired it up with Garrett Wilson.
53:19That's the only part I don't like is the double jet stack there.
53:24But then Roma Dunze, Cam Scadabo in the sixth round.
53:28That's a huge value for Scadabo. Followed by Tony Pollard.
53:32Makai Lemon for all the PPR value in the eighth there.
53:36J.K. Dobbins. If you know, you got any J.K.
53:39legs left. Bo Nix in the 10th round is disgusting.
53:43That's such good value. And what's wrong with his face?
53:47Is he smiling? Oh. Bo Nix? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he kind of got the acne face there.
53:54It's okay. I don't see the acne. I just see a blurry face.
53:59A blurry face? It could be your screen. After Bo Nix who wins, J.K.
54:04Kroski Merritt. You got Big Bill the Platypus there.
54:07Jaden Higgins, who I thought about taking Jaden Higgins earlier as well.
54:12Followed by Kyler Murray with, you know, the value in the 13th round is really good there.
54:18And then Gunnar Helm, who I know Kwon is all in on Gunnar Helm this year.
54:25He's guns blazing there. Then the Cowboys DST, followed by Riley Patterson.
54:29Oh, I know who I'm stealing from, Kwon. Gunnar Helm.
54:33Just make sure you got it. Say bye-bye to him, Kwon.
54:37Bye. She gon' gun him down. You know how Miss Shirley says, bye-bye, Dan.
54:43Uh-huh. Oh, right. Bye-bye. And then yours truly, we went with Jameer Gibbs at the 101, followed by Chase Brown, A.J.
54:51Brown, Kyron Williams, Tyler Warren, Brian Thomas Jr., Trevor Lawrence, Ricky Pearsall, Josh Downs, Jaden Reed, KC Conception, Rashad White, Jonah Coleman, Cam Ward, Cam Dicker.
55:01But yeah, that's kind of... Oh, you went with the Seahawks?
55:05The Seahawks DST with the very last pick. Yes, ma'am.
55:09Better than the Dallas Cowboys. But yeah, that's gonna wrap up our mock draft.
55:14If you watched the whole thing, thank you for sticking around.
55:18We appreciate having you. Miss Chocolate Chips, anything to say to the fans?
55:23Anything to say to the people? Any words of wisdom?
55:27I don't got none. She got nothing, folks. She's exhausted.
55:31But we appreciate you having... Appreciate you coming around.
55:34What else? Oh, news. We got news. We got news.
55:38Oh, we do? Yeah, we do have news. For the late delay, we have been invited into the Scott Fishbowl.
55:46So we are officially part of the Scott Fishbowl charity tournament.
55:50So Scott Fishbowl 16. If you are not following on Twitter, we are on Twitter as well.
55:56Follow us on the socials. You know, like, subscribe, all that fun stuff.
56:01But I think that's gonna wrap it up, man.
56:05That was a good little mock draft episode. If you're subscribed, we appreciate you subscribing.
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