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0:53Rated PG-13. All right, waiting for Nate to text us back right now.
0:58Theoretically, we are going to be doing a $500 Big Dog Draft.
1:02We were supposed to do a $350 over on the NFC.
1:06That's got moved to Friday afternoon. So Friday at 4 p.m.
1:09Eastern, we are going to do a $350 over on the NFC.
1:14We hopped into BBM with Sammy while we wait for Nate to text us back and we're going to hop into a Big Dog Sammy.
1:22It's been a minute, my guy. How are you doing, man?
1:26I mean, how are you feeling? Aaron Rodgers is back in your life.
1:31Oh, yeah. Rico Dowdle. Rico Dowdle is in your life.
1:34Michael Pittman Jr. is in your life as a Steelers fan.
1:38Most importantly, Mike McCarthy is in my life. Mike McCarthy is in your life instead of Mike Tomlin.
1:44I've seen the Packers and Cowboys fans be so happy about this and overjoyed over the years that I'm just so excited
1:52to bring Boomer Ball back to Pittsburgh. Yeah, Boomer Ball is going to be back in a big, big way.
1:59We are going to be doing the Gilcast this year on Sunday nights again.
2:04Although I did just get word. The guys at Rotogrinder, Sammy, they don't want us back.
2:09So it's just it's just us. They said they said they said they said, yeah, they said we're good.
2:16They said we're good. And I said, OK, all right.
2:19Fair enough. Yeah. All right, man. Well, we're going to be picking.
2:23We're going to be picking at the 1.8 while we will we wait for for Nate.
2:29How many how many best ball drafts have you done?
2:32Zero. Zero. Yeah, dude, I am not. I have not become a best ball bro.
2:37I I feel like I want to be a best ball bro, but just got too much shit going on to really
2:45like dive into this and actually not be a fish about it.
2:49So I'm excited to do this on your dime.
2:52Fuck this draft up. But but I am excited that finally you're you're zero RB.
2:58You know, you've taken the coward's way out and now you'll do anchor RB with me.
3:03I love that. Yeah, I will do anchor RB with you, although for managed leagues for like the 350 that we do,
3:11I still I still think that zero RB is pretty good.
3:15I think I think it's I think it's pretty good.
3:18Yeah, I think it's better now than it was because now people aren't doing it like that's that's the whole thing.
3:25So I tweeted this the other day, but if you're you were a zero or zero RB, bro, and now you're not anymore like you're a coward.
3:35Yeah. Yeah, that's that's more or less. That's more or less how it goes.
3:40All right, man. We're on the clock. Jonathan Taylor.
3:43You good with Jonathan Taylor? I like Ashton Jente better, but sure.
3:47All right. Well, you know what? Hey, that's cool with me.
3:51I also like I also like Ashton Jente better.
3:54So that's valid. Let's go. I mean, there is no there is no player this offseason that has increased his situation better than Ashton Jente.
4:02Right. Got a good offensive mind in the house.
4:06Doesn't have doesn't have a dumb Nepo baby offensive coordinator anymore.
4:09Yeah, that's pretty big. Yeah, it's pretty big. Actual actual quarterback who can run an offense.
4:15Maybe I mean, I know Kirk Cousins is going to get some run there, but like and then and then who's the center?
4:23They got Linderbaum like these are. Yeah, they signed him for a billion.
4:27They signed him for a billion bucks. Yeah, massive upgrades to Ashton Jente.
4:32And I think Ashton Jente is a dog. So let's go.
4:36Although, to be fair, last year, I mean, we did basically feel the exact same way.
4:41So, yeah, what can you do? Why are you bringing up old shit, dude?
4:46Things are different. All right. Chase Brown, A-Chan, AJ Brown, Brock Bowers.
4:50I mean, I'm I'm tempted to say Bowers since we didn't get Jente.
4:55I'm I I'm happy to take I'm happy to take Brock Bowers.
4:59Never, never. I have never I've never in my life complained about getting Brock Bowers in a in a fantasy football draft.
5:07I do think, you know, it's kind of funny.
5:10We were all pretty excited about the Raiders last year because we we like Jente.
5:15We like Bowers. We're like, oh, you know, Chip Kelly.
5:18He ran those offenses. They were really fast and really cool.
5:22Like maybe things will work out again this year.
5:25They very much did not work out last year in any way, shape or form.
5:31For the for the Raiders. But like. Just because we were wrong last year doesn't mean we're going to be wrong this year, bro.
5:39Yeah, that's right. You just you just got a Martin Gale, the motherfucker.
5:43Like, let's let's do this. But but, you know, we didn't take Jente in the first.
5:49I don't like the Raiders so much that I'm trying to take Jente and Bowers on the same squad.
5:56I don't I don't know that there's enough juice there for that.
6:00So that's valid. What are what are some of your other big, big takes right now?
6:05Do you have any? I mean, have you have you done?
6:09Have you done a redraft yet? No. No. No, you're seeing you're seeing this all for the first time.
6:16This is all this is all Greek to you.
6:19I've been doing a lot of studying. Yeah, I've been I've been I've been studying the board.
6:25You read your you read your fantasy football magazine.
6:28That's right. You got your you got your you got your your your rotowire.
6:33You got your your your fantasy life news at the at the newsstand.
6:37Yeah. Yeah. Pete actually sends it to me before before it gets it gets published.
6:42So I was going to say people people forget you are 100 years old.
6:47So find it like that's how that's how you learned about fantasy football.
6:52You used to get your box scores from from the USA Today newsletter.
6:56We we we actually before the stream started, we were talking about Hawaii and the first trip I ever took to Hawaii.
7:04I did bring a fantasy football magazine and I remember reading it by the pool in Hawaii.
7:10So confirm Boomer. I was gonna say I I am actually so old that that I actually do remember fantasy football magazines
7:17being like a key part of my product. I read I read fantasy football magazines.
7:23I in fact, Sammy, I've been in the game so long that I used to actually print out.
7:29The fantasy football. Forums on football guys dot com.
7:32Print them out on printed paper and read those.
7:35Your your transformation into your transformation into a boomer is really something to behold, man.
7:40Used to be the young guy. It's it's nice to see you growing up like this.
7:46Now you're drafting running back in the first round.
7:49You got a kid, you know, I mean, big, big moves for Davis Matic.
7:54All right. We're on the clock. We have JT.
7:57We have Bowers, Kyron, Ibuka, T, Ladd, Tedderoye McMillan, Josh Allen, Javante Williams.
8:02Oh, that's a book in it. I think I think a book is probably a pretty good a pretty good pick there.
8:09I mean, he aged. He aged in reverse last year.
8:13Like he started out the season. I mean, he actually gave us the blade multiple times, multiple times last year.
8:20Yeah, we got a Martin Gale like Bucco also.
8:23That's all right. So the NFFC draft didn't fill.
8:26So it's moved to Friday at 4 p.m. Eastern time, 3 p.m.
8:30Central. So if you want to draft against us, the sign up link, you can go find it on the NFC site.
8:38It's also on my my X the everything app.
8:41And we we actually did. We actually did all right last year.
8:45No, no real. No real big money in the end.
8:48And what Luther burden at 37 someone someone is actually that's our that's our boy.
8:54That's our boy, Rob Coakley, who I think I don't hate it.
8:58I love Luther burden. I am a Luther. I've seen the discourse.
9:02You've seen the discourse. OK, I was going to ask.
9:05I was going to ask you'd seen the discourse.
9:08I have seen it and I am pro very pro Luther burden.
9:13All right. All right. I'm I'm also obviously very pro Luther burden.
9:17Yeah. So. So all good there. All right. We are we are up.
9:21ETN, Waddle, Jacob, Scadaboo, McLaurin, Loveland, Evans. I would be I would I'm out of these guys.
9:27I'm kind of like Waddle, McLaurin, Scadaboo. Probably like definitely.
9:31I'm definitely Jalen Waddle. I like definitely a lot, a lot, a lot.
9:35Yeah, I mean, I've been I've been saying this.
9:38There is no there's no player who has a greater discrepancy between how much fantasy analysts like them and how much regular
9:46fantasy football players like them than Jalen Waddle. Like regular people who are just like, I'm going to go do my fantasy football draft with my buddies.
9:55You're like, bro, I'm never, ever taken Jalen Waddle.
9:58Never, never in a million years. Am I taking Jalen Waddle and fantasy analysts are like, yeah, dude, but look at the yards per route run.
10:07And he was so good as a sophomore in college.
10:11And remember 2019 before Tyreek was there, he was he was the best ever.
10:16Like it's it's classic. Yeah, I mean, I've always liked Jalen Waddle because like he's just shown you can talk about the
10:23yards per route run, what he did without Tyreek, you know, all this stuff.
10:28And that's all metric wise. It's great. But like if you just zoom out, Jalen Waddle is a rookie, caught 100 passes.
10:36And then in his second year led the NFL in yards per catch.
10:40And that shows two different like remarkable skill sets.
10:44He's still pretty young. You know, he's going to a to a really good spot in terms of like how he's going to be able to produce.
10:53You know, Sean Payton and Nix is really capable.
10:56I just I'm very, very big on Waddle. I think he's going to have a great season.
11:02I I predict rather strongly that Jalen Waddle is going to be a large center of discourse for us on the Gilcast.
11:10Yeah. I know. I think I think Nate is going to like him, but I think he's going to get priced up pretty quick.
11:18And I think you and I are going to be like, nah, man, can't can't do it.
11:24And I bet I bet Nate is also going to like Nix.
11:28I bet I bet Nix is going to show up pretty good in whatever bullshit Nate is running out there.
11:35And Nate's in Nate's proprietary model. And Nate's proprietary modeling.
11:38Yeah. All right. We are about to be up.
11:41Trevion Henderson, Judkins, Bucky, Christian Watson, Carnell Tate, Roma Dunze, BTJ, Price, Tyson, Tyler Warren.
11:47Parker Washington. Let's say you. I need your help here.
11:50I don't nothing standing out to me is I really want to do this positionally.
11:55I would probably just do Judkins because running back is about to running back is really about to dry up.
12:02I mean, if you really like Trevion Henderson, you really like your Darian Price.
12:07But we are we are about to enter a stage of the draft where every running back is is bad.
12:14Yeah, this is like any of them. Yeah, I let me get a Darian Price take because, you know, one of the
12:22things about best ball is like, you know, where the real EV comes is at the end of the season.
12:29And by the end of the season, you know, Darian Bryce could do the Benjamin Button thing where he's more valuable earlier than later.
12:37What's your opinion on on him in best ball?
12:40I actually really like your Darian Price. I'm maybe not as worried as the average fantasy football player about Zach Charbonnet.
12:47And I think if you Darian Price, who is a first round pick at the running back position, can't have ACL Zach
12:55Charbonnet, who didn't have his ACL procedure until February.
12:58If he can't keep him as just like a regular third down back, then he wasn't going to be any good anyway.
13:06So you wasted your pick anyway, because it's not a it's not a one to one with Ken Walker because he was he was a first round pick.
13:15All right. Do you have any do you have any ideas of like just going Bowers and Warren and logging out or that in best ball?
13:24We're going to take Marvin Harrison, Jr. because I need to add Nate.
13:29I need to add Nate to the stream. And I was was not paying attention.
13:34Hold on. I got to duplicate this box. So I'm very on board with with Marvin Harrison, Jr., by the way.
13:41OK, all right. Well, there we go at this point in the draft.
13:46I'm very on board with it. What's up, Nate?
13:49Well, I just signed in to see the worst wide receiver drafted.
13:53Marvin Harrison, Jr., are you what are you doing?
13:56Parker Washington got taken, man. What's he supposed to do?
14:00I don't want I don't want Parker and then Rome, obviously, right beforehand, too.
14:05I mean, Rome, Rome, he's got to be the worst pick on the board, right?
14:10Dude, I don't know what's his didn't didn't burden like limp off today.
14:14He's he's fine. He's fine. He came he came right back in.
14:19All right. I think we need to rewind to to judge one second.
14:23One second, Sammy. I am registered fast. Big dog.
14:26My very first big dog of the year. Five hundred dollars.
14:30We need five more to fill this. So whenever whenever we fill this, we're in.
14:35So put your put your messages in the discord.
14:38Do whatever you need to do. We need six more for a big dog and we're off to the races.
14:45Yeah, I don't like the Quinjohn Judkins pick. I get the teardrop, but I think Judkins is like a classic dead zone
14:53guy who's just like, oh, we got a two down back on a team that's going to win three games like that's great.
15:01It's fucking terrible. Not in on that. I love it.
15:04I mean, I don't even I do not even I do not even disagree with you.
15:10I really don't. It's just a matter. It's a first off half PPR website.
15:15So the fact that Dylan Samson is passing that back like I mean, remember that week that Sammy that you and I
15:22play Judkins and cash and Nate didn't. And he had three rushing touchdowns.
15:27I mean, first off, Nate, ultimately in the end, in terms of Sklansky box, Nate won because he scored three touchdowns and he got 26 points.
15:36So, yes, we were we were correct. In reality, Nate was correct in terms of Sklansky box.
15:42I'll bet Nate still outscored us because, you know, in terms of Sklansky box, I always outscore you guys.
15:48The people are so glad to have you back, Nate.
15:52I'll tell you. Yeah, it's been it's been a year.
15:55All right. One second. I got to I got to alert everyone and let them know that the EV is coming.
16:03Well, I can't be on too long. I that's why.
16:06Hey, but I'm putting them I'm putting them out.
16:09Nate, who are you taking here? All right. So we got.
16:13Josh Downs is in the queue, so he's going if you don't say anything.
16:18There you go. Josh Downs. Well, I was going to say hard.
16:22I was going to say Harvey, but. So, Nate, I tell me about Harvey because I like Harvey also.
16:29I mean, I think that Harvey's like past game work is going to be insane this year.
16:35I think at the end of the day, obviously, I I love J.K.
16:39Dobbins as a player, as a person, but like his injury risk is obviously as high as anybody's on the on the board.
16:47And I think that R.J. Harvey only has upside to go.
16:51And he's just falling. I mean, people are acting like like last year was a bad year for him.
16:57And I think I don't know. I think Harvey's Harvey has a ton of upside, especially at this point on the board.
17:05Yes. Yes. I quite like R.J. Harvey. I think that with the overall running back thirst, it seems very funny to me
17:13that a guy whose competition is a fourth round pick and a guy who is quite literally never stayed healthy.
17:20There you go. And we're about to get Harvey to come back to us.
17:25Yes. Yes. Now we just need to take Knicks later and we just have Knicks, Harvey, Waddle ballgame.
17:31Who do they play in week 17? Is that Arizona?
17:34Denver plays. I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember.
17:38Well, we need. Man, you're a professional. No, I let the I let the computer tell me who plays who we need.
17:46We need five more. Five more for the five more for the big dog.
17:51New England. Yes, it is. It is an AFC conference championship rematch.
17:55Let's go. Kayshawn Booty. Kayshawn Booty. Last round pick.
17:58He should be reestablished by that point. He is.
18:01He's expensive now. No, he like legitimately. He is rising.
18:04He is rising every every single day. All right.
18:08Hunter Hunter Henry at the end. Oh, Hunter Henry also is like a 13th round pick.
18:13Not right. Yeah. Try try. Eli Reardon, brother. There's your there's your there's your best ball, bro.
18:19Strong. Nate. Brooks is a very good pick. Also, what's your what's your what's your best ball volume like?
18:26Not as high yet this year as I as last year.
18:29So it's either going to be a I haven't decided if I'm just going to smash the next couple weeks or or
18:37just end with a little bit of lighter volume.
18:40I had I had some earlier in the year, but last couple months have been kind of crazy.
18:46So I've been behind. I was I'm the only one who's in the trenches of the Gilcast.
18:52I'm the only one who's showing up to week one living and dying being like, dude, Terrence Ferguson scored a touchdown in the opening game.
19:01Like, I'm rich. Tell me your opinion. You know, it is kind of painful to be here in the eighth round and
19:09seeing like Kraft and Laporta and Fannin all go when we've taken Bowers in the second.
19:14How have you generally been managing that, Davis? Oh, Xavier Worthy.
19:18Hate to see it. Sorry, Davis. I prefer I prefer in general, either Bowers and waiting, waiting, waiting or I mean, my
19:26most drafted players almost overall are Terrence Ferguson, Gunner Helm, Pat Fryermuth.
19:30That's like it's like it's like picking a nickel up off the street.
19:34Where's Sadiq been going? He's the tight end 21 in like the 160s and I was taking him, but he is seduced.
19:42We're going to take Bow Nicks. But now that he is.
19:46Yes. Now that his hernia apparently. So I was doing I was doing a little bit of research on this.
19:53Apparently it's like relatively kind of common for hernia surgeries to not go that well.
19:58And the mesh netting that they put in just messes up.
20:02So it's it is a it is a setback, but it's not like the most shocking thing of all time for for him to have a setback.
20:11I don't know. It's not great, though, because for a rookie tight end, you are you are behind the eight ball anyway.
20:19Right. And if you're on terms of if you're on the Jets who are going to score 26 touchdowns on the season.
20:26Not no, dude. Dude, it didn't work for the Raiders, but Gino Smith is going to work for the Jets, man.
20:34It's going to work for the Jets. It might work for us.
20:38It might it might work for us. You never.
20:41Why couldn't it? Why couldn't it work for us?
20:44Are you guys in on are you guys in on on Matthew Golden?
20:49Oh, I need to move. I need to move our boxes.
20:52Yeah, move. But I can't see. All right. Well, this is going to take me a second.
20:58All right. There you go. You can look at the queue.
21:02It's going to be Matthew Golden. If no one has a better idea.
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21:36Definitely not. Oh, actually, you know what? It's Baker.
21:39It's Baker. Because we got Ibuka. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
21:42That's fine. Ooh. Jalen McMillions in a little bit.
21:45We could do. We can do Jalen McMillions. It is, it is, we got three more for the big dog.
21:52So three more of you guys pony up 500 bucks and we will, we will rip, we will rip.
21:59Oh, what about Hearst? Hearst is good. I mean, and we can wait to get him in the end.
22:06Now our quarterbacks have the same bi-week, so we are going to have to take a third.
22:11And we, I mean, we probably would have, we probably would have taken, we probably would have taken a third anyway.
22:19Nate, Nate, I, uh, I stand for Ashton Gentey over JT, uh, with our first round pick.
22:25You got to take on that? No way. No, we, we took JT, but I, there's no way Nate's going to be cool with that.
22:33I'm better JT than Gentey. Yeah. I think JT is, I think JT is the play there.
22:39Aren't you, aren't you worried about Daniel Jones's Achilles?
22:42And aren't you, aren't you worried, aren't you worried in general that the Colts experience that we saw last year, like cannot possibly continue?
22:51Daniel Jones cannot be, I mean, famously, YouTube fish did not play Daniel Jones in cash week one, even though one member
22:58of our panel did say it was a good idea to take Daniel Jones at whatever he was, 5,200.
23:05Even with, I mean, I do think Taylor and the overall Colts will just have touchdown regression for sure.
23:11But like Taylor is starting to get past passing like volume that he hasn't gotten in a long time.
23:18And I think, I don't know. I I'm, I'm higher on JT this year than I would be with Gentey for sure.
23:26You know who had a 13.2% target share last year?
23:29Ashton Gentey. You know, who's just better than Jonathan Taylor, Ashton Gentey.
23:33It's just a matter of it's, it's a matter of can the Raiders not suck and, and the Raiders might end up
23:41and the Raiders might end up sucking. I think the answer is, I think the answer is yes.
23:47All right. Give me, give me a, I mean, I would say, I would say digs here, but can you move the
23:55digs or Keaton or Shakir is okay. You're going to go Keaton for sure.
24:00I want, I want Keaton on my team, dude.
24:03Yeah. I want Keaton on my team. No player.
24:06For sure. We're not taking digs. Nate, you, Nate, you should be the digsiest digs digger of all time.
24:13That is the most name brand play. Come on, dude.
24:16The whopper's out of control. Like when he's on the field, the whopper continues to be large.
24:22We have, there's just so much questions. I know.
24:25What, what is the question? He's going to sign.
24:28He's going to sign with the, he is going to sign with the commanders in.
24:33And it could happen today. Could happen, could happen while we're, while we're live.
24:38A hundred percent. A hundred percent. I can't, Nate, I can't, I thought, Nate, I really, I really thought I knew you, Nate.
24:46No. Remember, remember last year on the go past?
24:49And on, and like, there's just so many questions at this point with him.
24:54I, I, I don't think you're getting enough of a discount when there's like still guys that I would want.
25:01I don't know. I'm not taking digs here. All right.
25:05We got, we got one more, one more for a big dog boys.
25:09One more. And you're, we're, you're in Davis. Don't you remember last year on the go cast?
25:15Nate started giving all these like boots on the ground, like takes.
25:19And you know, just like ball and over takes like Nate is honestly, I remember like my primary memory of the Gil
25:27cast from last year was Nate making a completely insane one V one decision every week.
25:32And it, um, digs is still there, Nate. No.
25:35All right. Tell me digs digs or Malik Willis or cam ward.
25:40No, uh, digs. Timed out. Timed out. You're gonna have to, you're gonna have to be.
25:45Oh, all right. Hey, here we go. Big dog.
25:48It's lit. I'll finish the other team on the other tab.
25:52We did it. We filled, we filled a big dog, a $500 fantasy football draft with my friends.
25:58I mean, what better, what better way to bring back.
26:02And we got the 12th pick. Fuck yes. No, 12th, 12th pick is good.
26:07And, uh, it'll be all right. All right, man.
26:10We're doing it. We're doing, this is my, this is my first big dog, uh, of the year.
26:16If actually Jentee falls, we're, we're fucking taking them.
26:19I know he won't, but. Uh, there, there's a, there is a decent chance of Jentee getting to us.
26:26Yeah. I would say, I would say, uh, a decent chance, but yes, I mean, Nate, my, my primary decision, my primary
26:33memory of you is being like, I'm not fucking playing chase Brown.
26:38Why would I play chase Brown? And then him getting 32 and being like, dude, smudge P Ryan is taking so much of the work.
26:46You guys do not understand how much smudge P Ryan is getting.
26:50And Nate would still outscore us though. He'd like totally like get off the guy that was absolutely the guy you had to have.
26:59You know, Nate stacking the Raiders. No, no, it was stacking the Raiders.
27:03It was stacking the Raiders. And then Jacoby Myers got traded.
27:07Gotta have this guy in cash. Yeah. Oh dude.
27:10My Gino Smith, Jacoby Myers, Trey Tucker team didn't get there.
27:14Although I, again, I think Nate played Trey Tucker the week that he had like 47 or whatever.
27:20Maybe he didn't. I did. Yeah. All right. We are up in four picks in the first.
27:26Please Ashton, Jenty, please. I know. I know you're going to make us take like Justin Jefferson or some shit.
27:33Like, well, Jefferson would be a smash if we get him.
27:37Fuck no. All right. Jenty is still there. Jenty is still there.
27:41We're fading one. Lord, Lord. I don't ask for much.
27:44My, my only request is that we get Kenneth Walker with one of these picks.
27:50Uh, Oh, this is the worst. This is honestly the worst.
27:54I want to go Barkley Walker. I want to go Barkley Walker too.
27:58Barkley is a good pick and Walker is a very good pick.
28:02I'm sure Nate has a Wopper related reason that we should not take Kenneth Walker, but no, I'm fine with Walker Barkley, Barkley Walker, both though.
28:11Ugh. I can't believe this, this fucking guy took Jenty from me.
28:15Nate, are you worried about our wide receivers? Yes.
28:18We're going to be, we're going to be fine.
28:22We're going to be fine. We're going to be able to Nate.
28:26We're going to be able to get work. Dude, the Wopper of our next pick, Nate, we're going to be able to
28:33get Ted Arroyd, McMillan, and Garrett Wilson. They are going to lead fantasy football and Wopper and also lead fantasy football and fantasy points under expectation.
28:42That is correct. It's going to be in all the time.
28:46Yeah. Every single week. Yeah. Ted, Ted is definitely scoring four touchdowns next season.
28:51I, I actually bet Wilson will be closer to fantasy points.
28:55Like he's, he'll be like negative 0.8 fantasy points under expectation per game.
28:59Ted might legit be two points under fantasy points.
29:03Over expectation. I love Ted, but I think, I think Bryce young is like that bad to where like tech just can't get there.
29:11That's what I'm saying. I'm saying like he, he might get nine and a half targets per week and literally score like
29:1911 and a half fantasy points per game. Yeah.
29:22Back to the other team. I took, I took, I took Daniel Jones.
29:26Cause we needed a quarterback. Um, probably a wide receiver at this, next pick Denzel Boston already went for no way.
29:33You like, you like for annoying. We can take for annoying.
29:37Yeah. Can you go over to wide receivers and just see who's left?
29:42Uh, I like, Oh, for an eye went Trey Harris, Adnan Mitchell, Antonio Williams, Judy branch tank.
29:48Del I'd be fine with Trey or. At night.
29:51Yeah. And I'm Mitchell, baby. All right. Hey, hopefully, hopefully a preview, hopefully a preview of the big dog.
29:57Hey, this is great. I, I, this, I honestly, Barkley Walker to me is one of the best starts you can get in half point PPR in full.
30:07Like if this was full point PPR, I would be legit.
30:11I would be like, okay, like we are in a hole half point PPR.
30:16We're, we're okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Jenty, Jenty Walker.
30:19Or Taylor. Jenty. Uh, Barkley is so safe in terms of the amount of carries he is going to get per week.
30:27He he's going to get, he's going to average, like he will probably be top three in the NFL and carries per game.
30:35They just like total carries. No, AJ Brown. This is like totally like last chance saloon for him.
30:41Way, way better offensive coordinator, way better offensive coordinator.
30:44Apparently the, like all the offensive linemen said that they were injured last year.
30:49Like my lot of, and Lane Johnson both said like they played all last year through injury.
30:55Theoretically they're healthy now. I mean, it really will be an interesting test case of how much it was Kevin Petulo's fault.
31:03Cause Barkley was bad. The stone idiot, bro. Yeah.
31:06I mean, Barkley was like legitimately bad last year in terms of, he was so bad.
31:11And look at his numbers. Look at his numbers.
31:14They weren't even like his overall, numbers weren't even that bad, you know?
31:19Like, yeah, no, I mean, his, his, I mean, he could, three is rolling.
31:24He could theoretically get worse, but he scored 14 and a half points per game last year.
31:30And I mean, but he was playing 90% of the snaps.
31:33Like it's, it's pretty, it's pretty unassailable. Yeah. Yeah.
31:37I like Barkley. I'm worried about team. I'm worried about team threes receivers.
31:41I'm, I'm worried. I'm worried about his, or I'm worried about his running backs.
31:46I am. Um, all right. We are, we can't, we can't let him get Keaton Mitchell.
31:51If he, if he gets Keaton Mitchell, we are not going to advance.
31:56I mean, that much, that much is, uh, is very, very obvious.
32:00All right. Um, give me a, give me a late running back that you like for the other team.
32:07Jaden blue. Yeah. I love Jaden blue. Fine with that.
32:10All right. Jaden blue. All right. We are up in one pick for the big dog.
32:16Barkley Walker. I mean, Nate, your boy, how are you going to pass on your boy?
32:21You love T Higgins. Yeah. I mean, I do.
32:24Um, I guess that would be like the double condom play.
32:28I like, I, I like dude. Higgins waddle. Higgins waddle is what I would say.
32:33Yeah. Nate, you're good with waddle. Um, I mean, or Garrett Wilson.
32:38I want, I like, I want Wilson. All right.
32:41Well, Hey, my, my prediction, my prediction. I mean, did I, did I know Nate was going to want Garrett Wilson or what?
32:49I mean, come on, dude. Okay. Here's the thing about like, I think Garrett Wilson is going to be top five in, in Whopper.
32:57And if, and if the efficiency at all moves his direction, like he said the line, he said the line, he said, I mean, come on.
33:06Who, Nate, outside of chase Puka, JSN, St. Brown, lamb, Jefferson, and London predict, predict to the national football league leader in, in weighted opportunity ranking.
33:15Uh, it'll be Wilson. It'll be Tett. It'll be.
33:18A lot of it'd probably be up there. Um, Jordan Tyson, dude, I, Nate, Jordan Tyson is going to, is going to mess with your Whopper brother.
33:28Didn't you see the side-by-side camp clips? Olave and, and, and Jordan Tyson running routes.
33:33Like Tyson was so much smoother. Like, remember, remember, uh, the last, the last time.
33:38That I can't clip caused me to change my strategy based on wide receivers.
33:43Do you guys remember Calvin Ridley on the Jaguars running routes next to Zay Jones?
33:48Zay Jones, Zay Jones literally looked like a guy who had never played football before.
33:53And Calvin Ridley looked like, like mega man or something.
33:57It was one of the most insane side-by-side comparisons I've ever seen in my life.
34:02It was, it was, I, to this, I mean, first off, I had memory wiped that Calvin Ridley was even on the Jaguars.
34:10Like, I, like someone reminded me of that the other day and it was like, holy shit, you're right.
34:17And then they also reminded me that I spent a month of my summer being like, watch this clip.
34:23Calvin Ridley looks amazing. And it turns out Zay Jones just stinks.
34:27It turns out the issue is, is that Zay Jones is just so bad.
34:32I took Kate Otten as our second tight end on the other team.
34:37Yeah, sure. By the way. Sure. Cause we have the, we have the stack.
34:41So Barkley Walker T Wilson. I mean, we're, we're free here.
34:45We are freed up positionally. Like we, we, I mean, we can certainly wait on, on tight end.
34:52We've got Gino as a late backstop quarterback. I definitely think you can do my homes and Walker together.
34:58I expect actually a good amount of Walker passing game.
35:02This three team is going to win. Yeah, that's my, that's, that's my boy.
35:06That's my boy Harbs. And I, I mean, look, we're in it.
35:11It's a $500. Harbs is team three. Yeah. Harbs is mega sharp, bro.
35:15Look, I, it's a, it's the name, it's the name of the game out here, boys.
35:21It's a $500 fantasy football draft. This isn't the $25 sit and go on Yahoo.
35:26You know, this is the big leagues. Harbs is just going to rip our hearts out, bro.
35:32He's actually doing zero RB. He's going to fucking crush.
35:35All right. The running backs are gone now. Judkins just went.
35:39Judkins. Judkins just went. So they're, they're all gone.
35:42That's why we got two of them. Price is still there.
35:46I was going to say, I think price, price, price would be an absolute jam.
35:51I'm assuming the room is going to be smart enough to not give him to us, but it's possible.
35:58I took Ted Hearst on the other team. And then I'm going to put Tyquan Thornton, Keenan Allen.
36:04Who the fuck is Ted? Dude, Jadarian. Pat told us.
36:08Okay. Bang price. And then I would be Tyson, but I'm open to Tate or BTJ.
36:13Uh, honestly, I would do Parker Washington. I really would.
36:17I'll do Parker Washington. Oh my God. No, we're not.
36:20Eight seconds. Nate, you got eight seconds. BTJ. Tyler Warren.
36:23I'm definitely not doing Tyler Warren. What? We're not doing Parker Washington over BTJ.
36:28Come on. I, I Parker Washington is starting to talk to me like, uh, like the, the, the green goblin mask.
36:36I like, I'm, I'm a, I'm a big Parker Washington guy.
36:39Do you guys, do you guys remember the week?
36:43Do you guys remember the week that I played Parker Washington and cash and he scored a punt return touchdown?
36:49Yeah, you're right. I do. It haunts me every day.
36:53I wake up. I've woken up three times at night thinking about that shit since.
36:58Um, all right. Hey, final wide receiver over on this other team.
37:02It's Troy Franklin. I hear a better idea. No, we haven't heard.
37:06What did Christian Kirk? I guess. He's already hurt, bro.
37:10He's, he's already, he's already, he's already substationed, man.
37:13Oh, well, I can't believe we got Jadarian price.
37:16I really would have liked Jadarian and Christian Watson there.
37:20That would have been super solid. Uh, Christian. I mean, frankly, the DJ more Watson, BTJ, Washington, Tate, a dunes, a Tyson tier.
37:28I have my favorites there, but they're kind of all the same.
37:32I mean, not really. Watson's one of those guys who really just is going to need the deep ball touchdown stuff to work out in his favor.
37:41I think BTJ has like, of all of those guys, BTJ is the one guy that next year could be going in the top two rounds.
37:50Like, I mean, we, we have already taken Brian Thomas Jr.
37:54at the one, two turn. We, we, I, I was there.
37:58I watched it happen. I was like every good run.
38:01Oh yeah. Uh, I, I, I did. I did.
38:04I saw it happen. Man, dude, Harbs is absolutely cooking.
38:08He got, he got Ramondre's is running back too.
38:11I mean, yeah. Cooking real hard. Sometimes, sometimes that's the way she goes.
38:16I, BTJ at 61 is fine. BTJ is your wide receiver.
38:19Three is totally fine. In, in fairness, out of all these guys who have been like top five receivers, like BTJ has been one.
38:28BTJ. I mean, surprise anybody. If he turns around this year, like, and, and just becomes the guy that we're all taking in the second round next year.
38:37Like, no, he, he is just playing. The issue is, is that he is just playing the worst role for fantasy in that offense.
38:46He, he is the deep threat X downfield receiver.
38:49Obviously that role can turn into a 12 touchdown season.
38:52It's just Parker Washington is going to get, um, yeah, we're on, we're on a half PPR, bro.
38:59We are. We are on a half PPR. I mean, Parker Washington is going to see one and a half more targets per game than Brian Thomas, Jr.
39:08Probably. Yeah. But what's, what's Parker Washington's final line.
39:11It's like 78, nine Oh eight. All right. For the first time in the stream, we were going to pull up my
39:19quantitative projections, Parker Washington, 108 targets, Jacoby Myers, 108 targets, Brian Thomas, Jr.
39:24102. They all have five touchdowns. Obviously there's no way they all score.
39:28There's a zero chance. In reality. Like, yeah, it will, it will not follow.
39:33It will not follow a normal distribution. One of them will be a big loser.
39:38One of them will be a big winner. And if you were going to bet on the touchdown outlier, it would be, it would be Brian Thomas, Jr.
39:48For sure. I think it's, I think it's time for us to draft a tight end fellows.
39:54Well, I got horrible news for you. We are definitely not drafting a tight end here.
39:59We would have to. Motherfucker. We would have to reach like 15 spots on the porta.
40:05I got a jet of this turn. Let me just break my heart and leave.
40:10Who the fuck do you want to draft, bro?
40:13Probably Lawrence and quorum. Or, or downs. I would actually say Lawrence and downs.
40:18We are not doing quorum. Downs or doubt. All right.
40:21We'll do Josh downs. And then we should just take, we should just take Trevor Lawrence.
40:27Yeah. Take Lawrence. I hate you guys. Come on, man.
40:30You're always, you guys always overrule me. And then at the end of the year, it's like, Oh yeah, Sammy was right.
40:38You know, it's just like, is it? Is, is that what's happening?
40:42Yeah. What do you want to do? The last couple of years.
40:46Let's be running back here. You guys are like, no, no, you want it.
40:51You want it. You want it. La Porta. Yeah.
40:54You want to take La Porta. La Porta might be there for us at our next pick.
41:00Yes. I want La Porta. You're goddamn right. No, no.
41:04Incorrect. Bad, bad thinking, bad thoughts. Fuck you guys.
41:07Hate you guys. You're fine, dude. They're fine. There you go.
41:11Jonathan Brooks at 89, two spots after Chuba Hubbard.
41:14Sammy, do you realize that we have Downs as our fourth wide receiver?
41:18And we started with Barkley Walker. This team is legit.
41:22Like, I don't have an answer for that. Is there something else?
41:26She doesn't. I don't have an answer. Sammy does not have an answer.
41:30I don't have an answer. That's my assistant. Come on, dude.
41:34Sammy, this team, why do we need? This team is actually legit.
41:38I need to jet, but I want to see how this team finishes out.
41:43Yeah, we'll screenshot you, Nate. Thanks for contributing. You can be, you can, well, I'll update you after we take Sam La
41:51Porta at our next pick when he's available at 108, 109.
41:55Sorry for the weirdness with the show earlier. I was hoping to jump in three, but.
42:00All right. We'll get it. We'll get it figured out.
42:04We're doing, if you're available on Friday, we're drafting at 4 p.m.
42:08Eastern. And then next Tuesday, we're doing the same three o'clock.
42:12If we, if we can fill, if we can, if we, we have to fill this one on Friday, if we, if
42:19we don't fill this one on Friday, they're going to tell me too small.
42:24They're going to say, you're too small, bro. You're, you're small potatoes.
42:28We're not doing this with you anymore. Yeah. What are you guys doing?
42:33All right. Later, All right. Later. There you go.
42:36Sammy, Sam Laporta goes at Sam Laporta goes at 96.
42:40I thought Harbs was going to take him. Yeah.
42:43Just to dunk on me. Because Harbs, Harbs knows ball and he knows that Sam Laporta doesn't fit the build.
42:50Mother. You don't, you don't want to be, you definitely, the worst.
42:54I mean, you know this dude, the worst, but you know what?
42:58Let me, let me make an analogy that will fit to you on this.
43:03Is it, is it like taking out Alberto Mondesi after you've already taken Trey Turner?
43:08No, no, that's good strategy. The good, the taking Sam Laporta there would be like taking the 11th best skill closer in
43:16fantasy baseball in like the sixth round just to get the save category.
43:20So like, like Jeff Hoffman, which I did do in the main event.
43:25I, I'm, I'm far enough removed from the streets right now to not know if that's a good analogy or not.
43:32You got, you got out just at the wrong time, man, by the way, like, like NFBC is now like blown up.
43:40Like you could be an NFBC star just streaming those main event drafts.
43:44Uh, Hey, people would love it. I'm always open to it.
43:48Just the, the fantasy baseball audience is so small compared to the fantasy football audience.
43:53I bet I probably do more numbers on a February fantasy football, best ball stream than an NFBC main event stream does.
44:01Honestly, for sure. For sure. And you know, the NFBC guys are a bunch of assholes.
44:06Like they are. Every interaction I've ever had with an NFBC baseball guy.
44:11I've been them being the worst person. Imagine. They just scum.
44:15Yeah, that is correct. Yeah. All right. So fanon is still available.
44:19Oh Lord. We could, we could take him. No.
44:22All right. There you go. He goes. All right.
44:25We're, we're, we're locked in like Brenton strange. Aren't we?
44:28There, Sammy, there are so many tight ends left for us to take.
44:33We are, we are, we are absolutely dude. We are chilling.
44:37We are chilling. Let's, let's bring up the board.
44:40We are up in two picks. Jacoby Myers is there.
44:43Matthew golden is there. George Kittle is there. If you really want a tight end, I don't think we should.
44:50I would actually probably be Jacoby Myers and Jacory Krosky merit here.
44:54That is disgusting. Okay. Well, what do you want to do?
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45:28Various 18 plus. All right. George Kittle. And then I, JCM is the last running back.
45:33He really is. Take JC. Yeah. Let's go JCM and fucking, we don't, we, we don't want Jacoby Myers.
45:40No, I guess we kind of do. Fuck. Well, it's too late.
45:44It's too late. We did. We did our stack.
45:47We took fucking a 32 year old tight end coming off.
45:51Achilles injury over. You're the, you are the one who said George Kittle.
45:56I did not want to take George Kittle there.
45:59I am. I am not a George Kittle drafter for, for old, for if I'm, if I'm choosing old tight ends, I
46:06greatly prefer, uh, uh, the old tight end who is married to the world's biggest pop star.
46:12He, he may be available for us moving forward.
46:15He's probably, he's probably going to be gone by, by one 32.
46:19All right. Barkley Walker, T Garrett Wilson, Jadarian price, Brian Thomas, Jr.
46:24Josh downs, Trevor Lawrence, George Kittle, JCM. It's true.
46:27True. That is week 17 correlation with Barkley. The Eagles and the 49ers do play Kittle very likely to be healthy by week 17.
46:35Well, the issue is, is he might be, he might be healthy and then unhealthy.
46:40He might've, he might've played his way. We mistimed it.
46:44We mistimed it. We really want the fantasy playoffs to be about week seven or eight for George Kittle.
46:50Yeah. Now the issue that we are going to run into because of how we, we passed on quarterback there.
46:57I mean, we didn't really have a stack, but when we get back, we are only going to have the dregs left
47:05at the, um, at the quarterback position, which is, which is fine.
47:09We have Trevor Lawrence. I mean, I, I actually, I, I don't, I don't love the, I don't love the 12 spot
47:17in general because you don't really have an opportunity to take Caleb Williams or Luther burden.
47:22Like if you do, you'd have to be massive reaches on, on both of them, which I don't love, but you know, it's okay.
47:31We move. Yeah. So Harbs took Jacoby Myers, just reaching into our chests and tearing it out.
47:36Keaton Mitchell goes hate to see it. Yeah. Well, I don't think we were, we were never going to get Keaton Mitchell in this lobby.
47:45That's why it's why I knew it's why I knew we needed to, to take Ja'Cory Krosky merit.
47:51I mean, JCM has just been the starter every day at, at camp.
47:56Like there's, there's not been any, there's not been any suggestion that he is not going to be the starter.
48:03So I, I'm me personally not afraid of, of what's his name?
48:07Rashad white zero, 0% fear. Also, you're just shy white.
48:10Also, you'll be able to dunk on a, what's that?
48:14What's that? NFC boomers name when JCM wins us a fucking seven figure.
48:18It's true. It's true. Uh, Schroeder, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad Schrader.
48:22Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he's, he's a big loser and, uh, wouldn't, wouldn't admit that he's wrong.
48:28I mean, you do hate to see it. You hate to see people who, who are unable to admit when they are, when they are wrong.
48:37It's sad. It's sad. Really? Yeah. All right. Aren't you glad we took George Kittle now?
48:43Look at all the tight ends going off the board.
48:46No. Cause these tight ends all stink. This is, this is actually, honestly, this is kind of a brutal range of the draft.
48:54Uh, I mean, Jaden Higgins would actually be okay here.
48:58I'm in a Higgins. I'm into Willis. Um, I, I like, I actually, actually, honestly, Goddard, if you're worried about tight end, Goddard is quite good.
49:07Oh, well, he just went. Um, let's take Willis.
49:10I would say, I would say it's Higgins, Chigakonkwo, or Woody Marks and Dunn at running back.
49:16I'd say Higgins, man. Okay. I'm a little, little small ADP dipper Reno there gives us the option for a third quarterback.
49:23So that is, that is fine, which I think in this format, you definitely want a third quarterback or, oh, and a third tight end.
49:32Honestly, to me, I, I have so many Travis Hunter, and the most recent reporting, I wouldn't say is particularly bullish on him.
49:40It's like, he is definitely going to play. He's going to be packaged instead of know the whole offense.
49:47That one. Yeah. So I don't, I don't love that because that speaks to a role where like, honestly, both sides end up being wrong.
49:55If that's true, where the, the, the haters definitely get it wrong in the sense of, he still will have some usable
50:03fantasy games, but the, the bowls, like the, the, the Travis Hunter bowls, of which I have certainly been one are also
50:11wrong because it also kind of means he basically has no serious upside.
50:15It, it like, he can't be, if he's only learning the, the boundary wide receiver positions, he can't be a 60 catch guy.
50:23It just like will not happen. Yeah. So I, I actually have this, I'm, I'm all over this.
50:29Cause I have them in a keeper league that uses IDPs.
50:33And so I traded the fucking farm for him last year because he's going to get receiver stats at DB.
50:40It's just like a massive cheat code. And immediately when I traded for him, he got hurt and then got his job taken because they traded for receivers.
50:50And I'm like, and then, and then Parker, and then Parker Washington came out of nowhere.
50:55Correct. So it's a, it's kind of a tough scene over there.
50:59And I'm just watching all the camp reports, just hoping that, you know, Jacoby Myers tears a fucking ACL and practice or something like that.
51:08Not. Uh, I mean, I do think the, I absolutely do think they will put him out there in high leverage situations.
51:16Cause he's a better pass catcher than Nate Borkucher.
51:19Like, like to, to have, to have him out there in a high leverage situation makes sense, but that's just not super useful for fantasy.
51:28So like, I'm not going to feed. It's just not going to feed.
51:32Yeah. Yeah. Like I, well, he also like, they, they just, I mean, the truth is right now, they just have a bigger need at corner.
51:41I mean, that's like that it's, it's kind of one of the funny things about Travis Hunter that like his career is
51:49going to be put in this direction that, that was not that predictable when they traded up to take him at two,
51:56where they trade for Jacoby Myers for like nothing.
51:59Parker Washington breaks out at the same time that their best defensive back left the team that they, that, that is his contract expired.
52:08What Newsom or something was his name? I don't even remember, but like, hold on, hold on.
52:14I got to take a phone call. So you may have to do this swing on your own.
52:20Okay. That's fine. All right, boys, we are locked in here with Trevor Lawrence, Malik Willis, Saquon Barkley, Ken Walker, Jadarian Price,
52:28Corey Krosky, Merritt, T Higgins, Garrett Wilson, Brian Thomas, Jr.
52:31Josh Downs, Jaden Higgins, George Kittle. We definitely need another tight end.
52:35We definitely need another quarterback. I think I'm going to do something unpopular here.
52:40I, I might given, given the context of this, I I'm actually, I almost certainly going to do something pretty unpopular.
52:47I'm going to do a, I'm going to do a big jump at quarterback that, that no one is going to be
52:55ready for, but I, I got backed into the Shadur.
52:58I got backed into the Shadur Sanders corner, like in three consecutive drafts earlier today.
53:04And I am not going to get backed into the Shadur Sanders corner on this one.
53:09So we are, we are actually, um, I'm back.
53:12We are, we're going to take, I want to take Trey Tucker.
53:16Okay. And then I want to take your team's quarterback over, over Bryce young.
53:21I want to take Aaron Rogers. I think anybody over Bryce young.
53:25Yes. Um, well, and you know what? Bryce went anyway, so it was definitely the right decision.
53:31Perfect. But yeah, I, Aaron Rogers. Fuck. I mean, we're also probably going to take Mendoza if he is there for us at the, at the next turn.
53:41We're going to take a fourth quarterback. Oh no, sorry.
53:45No, we're not. No, we're not. Very good. We, we, so we're, we are going to be playing.
53:51We should have taken Mendoza over Rogers, honestly. So I think Willis gives us really good early season fantasy numbers.
53:58The issue is, is that those early season fantasy numbers are going to come in with some like 27 point losses.
54:05And I, I think there's a relatively decent chance.
54:08I don't know. Call it, call it a 10, 15% chance.
54:12The Malik Willis just gets benched for Quinn Ewers or whoever.
54:16Absolutely. Just because that's the way it goes. And I, you're, you're probably right.
54:21Cause Mendoza probably ends up starting by then. We just, what would, what would obviously be bad would be if there was
54:28any overlap between the period of them both not being available.
54:32But isn't there like a 5% chance that by week 16, Aaron Rogers has been named the new head of the CDC and stops playing football.
54:41Well, I mean, he's 43 years old and I would not surprise me if he is just, he just gets injured.
54:48I mean, that, that I think is the, like the, the most likely thing with him.
54:54I remember being really concerned about that with Brady when that, of course, like I, I was underweight on Brady, that crazy final Buccaneer season.
55:03Cause I was just like, come on, this guy's 45 years old or whatever he is.
55:08Like, I can't, I can't do it. And I ended up being wrong then, but man, Aaron Rogers has not aged like Tom Brady.
55:16He is, he has not, no, no, he has not aged like, like Tom Brady in any way, shape or form.
55:24Yeah. That much, that much is certainly true. So I don't know.
55:28We, we needed, we needed a, we needed a quarterback.
55:31Could have, could have been, could have been Mendoza.
55:35Yeah. I think, I think Mendoza fits this better because he's going to come on maybe when Willis comes off.
55:41But he also obviously gives us the stack. I just, I just knew that by the time we got back, all the
55:49guys that we would have wanted would have been gone.
55:53We, we, I mean, I, I streamed, I streamed earlier today and I got left in the sugar Sanders corner a couple of times.
56:01And one time I didn't even get him because he got sniped for me.
56:06So I didn't even get sugar Sanders. So I was, I was, I was left.
56:11I was left with zero available quarterbacks. Yeah. You, you have a way better feel.
56:16Like I have plenty of like player takes, I think, but in terms of like the feel and flow of the drafts
56:24and where people go and who's left in this and that, I'm pretty, I'm kind of just like chasing my own tail here.
56:32Like I don't have a good feel for that.
56:35Ferguson. Come on, man, dude. That Harbs. Dan is not being on Rogers.
56:39Well, that, that is Harbs. That right there, man.
56:43That's not cool. What you just did. I want you to know is not cool.
56:48That's really, really not cool, man. Aren't you glad we took George Kittle now?
56:53No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not at all.
56:56Again, Friermuth goes to, that's also, that's also brutal.
56:59Yeah. Hate to see it. This is okay. This is going, this is going South.
57:04Should have taken Trey Tucker. This is going. Yeah.
57:07Honestly, Trey Tucker is the issue now. Trey Tucker is a big problem.
57:12Yeah. All right. How do we rebound? We need a double tap tight end because all the draftable ones are going to be gone by the time.
57:21Are you fucking kidding me, dude? Are you fucking kidding me?
57:25Gunner? Who does when bro? Gunner? All right. We got to take, we just got to do a Barner Otten.
57:32Terrible. Or we can wait and take Evan Ingram at the end and take, I mean, dude, what are we doing here?
57:39Let's take Tank Dell. Tank Dell is fun. Okay.
57:43Good. Tank Dell. Tank Dell is a riser. We'll figure out tight end at the end.
57:48That right there. The, the, the, the hat fry and Harbs taking T Ferg and helm.
57:54I'm not doing another one of these on stream.
57:57I'm not doing another. I'm not, I'm not doing it, dude.
58:01I'm not, I'm not letting, I'm not letting Terrence Ferguson and Gunner helm be drafted right in front of me.
58:08I'm not that, that right there. That is enough to make me not want to do it.
58:13That sucked. That right there. That right there is so lame.
58:17You guys suck, dude. I absolutely love that. We're sitting here at the beginning of August in the year, 2026 and Gunner
58:25helm being sniped, you know, from you is, is the thing that just like tilts you because it's not going to matter.
58:32That it is going to matter. No, it's not.
58:36Helm, Helm is going to finish as a top 10 tight end, dude.
58:40That is incorrect. No, that is, that is absolutely correct.
58:44That is, that couldn't be more correct. Yeah. It's a tough beat.
58:48I would have, I would have liked to get, get her home there.
58:52Getting AJ Barner does not feel good. I mean, Friermuth, Friermuth going is actually the more tilting thing.
58:59Like for, okay. Those are my three most drafted tight ends.
59:02We could have had the Rogers to Friermuth. Like when they connect for their three.
59:08Those are, those are the three guys that I draft the most often.
59:12And that's just, that's just you guys. That's just you guys.
59:16Like, honestly, not respecting that we're doing this, that, that we're choosing to stream this big dog.
59:22Like we could have done this. We could have done this as a prerecord.
59:27We can, I mean, come on, dude, that right there.
59:30No, it doesn't even, the 30 second delay doesn't even matter.
59:34It's just, it's just that they, they, it's just that they know they were just sitting there.
59:40They were sitting there waiting for it. Are we not on a delay?
59:44We might be on like a slight delay, like a, like a seven second delay.
59:50Jesus Christ. You're just asking for the blade. Please come give us the blade.
59:54And they did. They did. They, I mean, tank Dell, tank Dell is a, is a good pick.
60:01Yeah. Tank like that. That's a good one. But I mean, we need one more running back and running back.
60:08Couldn't be any thinner at this spot. Like all the good ones also just went.
60:13Yeah. Ray, Ray Davis and Tucker going is not Marshawn, Marshawn Lloyd.
60:17Jayden blue. Didn't even get a chance to take Jayden blue.
60:21I mean, this is always, this is always what happens in.
60:25This is always what happens in August is all the, all the value just gets sucked out.
60:30You there, there's no 18th round pick that is good anymore.
60:34Yeah. Everybody. I, I actually, I actually do have a, a round 18 tight end pick that, that kind of fits that
60:42we have correlation week 15, 16 and 17. Good.
60:45Don't, don't say, don't say it out loud since we're not.
60:49You know what? If anyone, if anyone takes Charlie Clara ahead of us, I'm just going to take my hat off and
60:56I'm going to, I'm going to just going to say, good, good work.
61:01I've got news for you. Holy shit. I'm never doing a, here's the deal, man.
61:06I'm never doing a draft with shady ever again.
61:09That right there, that right there is unconscionable. Do you, do you think there's a chance that Kobe Parkinson, uh, is, is,
61:17is the Rams tight end that you want again?
61:20I think we should take Evan Ingram. Okay. Evan Ingram or, or Darnell Washington.
61:25You're the Steelers guy. Yeah. We'll take, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm honestly team mayor, but like, uh, and then we're going
61:33to take, we're going to take K Tron out.
61:36No, fuck, fuck. Who went? We're going to take, we're going to take type one Thornton.
61:41Yeah, there you go. There you go. You're happy with that.
61:45That was not that honest to God. That was not a, that was not a pleasant experience.
61:51That's just, that was not even, that was not even fun, dude.
61:55I mean, yeah, we did kind of get into it.
61:59Do not, do not recommend. Don't, don't. I'm, this is it.
62:02I'm not doing, I'm not doing another big dog.
62:06If I do another big dog, I'm doing it with Mason and I'm doing it with Mason's audience.
62:12I I'm not, I'm not doing it with you guys.
62:15You guys are, I didn't, there was not one pick that I felt good about that whole draft.
62:21That's every, every pick sucked. It's, it's also tough in a sharp room to be on the ends because you have so little control, right?
62:30It's just like, you kind of, you kind of have to, you kind of have to let the room.
62:37I mean, Downs and Lawrence, that was the last time I felt good about the team.
62:42Then every, every pick after that was, was basically, I mean, having to take AJ Barner in a, in a $500 draft
62:50is just like, I mean, just put the white flag up, dude.
62:54Like, yeah, but just think the first time he gets a tush push touchdown is just going to feel so, so, so good.
63:02Yeah. That his, his, him getting a tush push touchdown in a week nine is, is going to jump this team from eighth to seventh.
63:11Really, really good dopamine levels just through the fucking roof.
63:14No, that was, that was zero of 10. Yeah.
63:17Zero, zero of 10. You really do. All right, guys.
63:21Well, I don't know, man, do, do whatever you got to do to, to recoup the time spent.
63:27Cause that absolutely sucked. Barkley Walker T Garrett Wilson, engineering price, Brian Thomas, Jr.
63:32Josh downs, Trevor Lawrence, George Kittle, JCM Malik, Willis, Jaden Higgins, Trey Tucker, Aaron Rogers, AJ Barner, tank Dell, Darnell Washington, and Taequann Thornton.
63:40We, we continue to stay poor. I don't, I don't think that's going to be the team that we are shipping it with in the end.
63:49It'll be, it'll be, it'll be getting the Friermuth snipe.
63:53I just, I cannot dude that round 15, any, any sequence that leads to me taking AJ Barner is, is the worst possible sequence.
64:01Didn't even get a chance to take great. Where did Dulcich go in this trap?
64:06Yeah. One 67. Good luck, dude. Oh yeah. I mean, I would have been happy.
64:11I would have been happy with Gadsden. Like the issue is Trey Tucker.
64:16We should not have taken Trey Tucker. We should, or, or Jaden Higgins.
64:20We should have taken Mark Andrews over Higgins or any tight end over Trey Tucker.
64:26Well, you were very anti tight end this whole draft.
64:29Cause you just assumed, you know, we'd get Ferguson or Friermuth at the end and it would all be okay.
64:36And it was not, but it doesn't matter. Cause we got George Kittle.
64:41He's going to be a top five tight end.
64:44You know, George Kittle is the most, George Kittle is the most important man in the world.
64:50That's right. On this team. All right, man, we're getting out of here.
64:54Everyone like the video, subscribe to the channel. I'll be back with you guys tomorrow.
64:59Thank you.