0:00What a year. What a year. What a year in fantasy football, my guys. I hope that you guys are all having a phenomenal
0:07start to your fantasy football season. I certainly am having uh one of the better starts to my fantasy football season of
0:14all time. It's been an absolute joy to watch the National Football League thus far. Uh right now advancing 37 baseball mania teams. Although PD says that my
0:26teams are about to get much worse. I'm expected to lose 10. I mean, frankly, the Kansas City Chiefs by week is next
0:33week, so I certainly will lose a chunk.
0:35I assume Taekwon Thornton is probably on many of these. Taekwon Thornton, one of my most drafted uh 18th round picks. I'm
0:43I am advancing 10 Taekwond teams, so I would expect that probably a lot of those teams are going to to fall down
0:49the wayside. Uh I mean look here's a Mahomes Rogers CMC Genty Kairen Raandre Harvey Tedoy McMillan Pwash Downs Boston Trey Harris Teders Jeremy Bernard
1:00Taekwon Fannon Kelsey Footh that's actually a pretty good team. Um sometimes sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. The Chiefs start 4-0
1:10and Davis Madx starts hot in baseball.
1:12Is the correlation actually causation?
1:14Many many many such cases uh of of that stuff happening. But yeah, it's been a very interesting time in baseball because basically what's happening right
1:24now is there are a bunch of players in baseball. Uh as as in National Football League fantasy football players who are
1:33terrible, right? They are there are there are a lot of guys who are are just very very bad. Uh so for example, Pukanakua
1:41advance rate right now uh in basketball mania is 3.4%.
1:47Brock Bower's advance rate, he's had two very good games, but is at 10% because he had so many zeros in there. Uh,
1:55Saquon Barkley advance rate right now in Investment Mania, 7.1% if you have Saquon Barkley. Uh, as of right now, I frankly I think Jamar Chase
2:05has a quite poor advance rate. 4.5% advance rate for uh, Jamar Chase. Amari and Hampton. Hampton has had a quite bad
2:15advance rate and frankly the only reason that it's 10% is because you could get him with Kenneth Walker if I exclude
2:22Kenneth Walker the advance. Actually, it's not that bad. Never mind. 10.1% for Amarian Hampton. Um yeah, I mean I think a lot of the Saquon teams probably
2:31have Barkley as well. I wonder what the Justin Herbert advance rate is right now. Justin Herbert um in basketball
2:40mania right now has a 10% advance rate.
2:43Yeah. Let's see what's what's a good Justin Herbert team look like? Well, it has Kenneth Walker. All right. So, what is the Walker excluded Justin Herbert
2:51advance rate? 7%. 7%.
2:54Uh yeah, Jefferson does not have a very good advance rate as well. Jefferson will be one of those guys uh who's been
3:01getting nuked. A 10.2% advance rate. I wonder if you exclude Kyler. I wonder if it gets any better. Uh gets marginally
3:09better with no Justin Jefferson. GMG GM.
3:14Uh yeah, full fading the Panthers offense right now. Uh brutal. Brutal. I I was not, frankly, I was not very big
3:23on the Panthers offense. One of the big surprises for me this year has actually been just how good Bryce Young has been.
3:31I wonder what what is Malik Neighbors's advance rate because he was cheap enough that I bet two good games from him or
3:37one good game from Yeah. 10.1% for Malik Neighbors. I mean, if we exclude Jackson Dart, I bet if you exclude Jackson Dart,
3:45I bet it is a smidgen better. Ah, not not really. Um, GM GM. Now, this is true. Hampton has been bad, but he does
3:53have three touchdowns in four games.
3:56That's that's true. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't feel very good. I wonder what I wonder what Katon missiles advance rate is. What is Katon Missile's advance rate
4:06right now?
4:07Katon Missile 14%.
4:10All right. A shout out to my guy. Yeah.
4:12Oh man, the Josh Down stuff. That was that was a tough tough tough tough tough scene for one Mr. Joshua DS. Uh yeah,
4:22Tet is very good, but he was wide open all night. Hey, you still got to score the points. I don't think Josh DS could
4:28do that against the Lions. GMGM to Stan.
4:31GMDM to cheap keep the Chief. Hey, looking at advance rates is not that depressing to me.
4:39Turp, I'm having uh I personally am having a great time looking at advance rates, which by the way
4:50means nothing. I do want to be I do want to be very clear about this. the existence of baseball palunteer and uh
4:59Davis, you don't know ball. Like all the people who think that I'm bad at fantasy football because I didn't advance very
5:05many teams in 2024. Those people are just as stupid today as they were then.
5:10You you know, you're you're you're truly uh scum of the earth if you thought that then. And you're scum of the earth if
5:17you think that now. It just happens that I'm getting good results this year. you know, that that's really all it means.
5:24Uh oh, the AJ Brown advance rate, I mean, it probably got a little bit better with Drake May finally having a
5:29good game, but the AJ Brown, yeah, 5.1% advance rate on AJ Brown. Um, they sure they sure did
5:40not respect our goat Kenneth Walker. Uh, my comment that the that Tyreek Hill signs with the Kansas City Chiefs, I mean, I think that one is pretty
5:47straightforward. I think he is just going to sign with the Kansas City Chiefs. The Chiefs are in a very bad spot with Taekquin Thornton getting
5:54injured and Adam Sheper confirmed, let me go ahead and pull the tweet up. So, Adam Sheper confirmed this, which is that uh free agent wide receiver Tyreek
6:04Hill is expected to sign with the new team soon per his agent Drew Rosenhouse.
6:10I expect that means that it will be with the Kansas City Chiefs. I think the reason that you would bring this out as
6:17a tweet right now would be because you are expecting the deal to get done. And what team most needs to get that done?
6:25The Kansas City Chiefs.
6:29The Chiefs need a wide receiver big time. Rashi Rice injured his hamstring yesterday. Taekquin Thornton's ankle was pointing the wrong way. I would assume
6:36Taekquin probably doesn't play again this season. I would assume that's probably it. And frankly, I would expect Taekquin to probably be out um multiple
6:46weeks. And I mean, I don't think Ty I don't think that Tyreek is able to play until November. Uh maybe maybe he could,
6:56you know, be active for a couple routes in late October. Uh there certainly is a chance that it is his Ager putting
7:03pressure on the team, but the team like frankly if you look at all the teams available, doesn't doesn't it make most sense like
7:14Tyreek I assume wants to play for the Chiefs? I assume Tyreek probably wants to win a Super Bowl. And if Tyreek wants
7:21to win a Super Bowl, what other Super Bowl contender needs a wide receiver?
7:28Isn't it Isn't it just very straightforward that it's going to be the Kansas City Chiefs? I assume. Can I click on the futures tab? I maybe am not
7:36allowed to do this. Team picks. Looks like Oh, futures. Yeah, looks like I'm not allowed. Um I don't I don't think Tyreek I don't
7:47think Tyreek is done for or I don't think Rashi Rice is done for, but it's I mean it's not good to have a hamstring
7:54injury. The thing that could be good for him is the Kansas City Chiefs have their by-week this upcoming week. So, he'll
8:01now have I mean, you know what? He'll have uh 14 days to get ready from his hamstring injury. So, that could be all
8:08right for Rashi Rice. Um I did draft a little bit of Tyreek. I don't think I drafted too much. Um username Davis
8:19Madak player Tyreek Hill. I wonder how many times I took him. Uh, I took him on April 29th and I took him in my very
8:26last BBM. Uh, my expected advance rate is 8% on this team. Caleb Williams and Mahomes, Genty Tuton, Rico Dattle, zero,
8:36Emma Johnson, Jefferson. Oh, this w these wide receivers have been tough.
8:40Jefferson has effectively been a zero.
8:43Wadd has not been great. Luther Bird and Matthew Golden, Dontavian Wixs, Adnai Mitchell, Travis Hunter, Tyreek Kale, Harold Van and Travis Kelce, and the
8:52Jester Gunnar. Yeah, literally the first and last day. I think there is something poetic about that. I'm assuming that
9:00I'm assuming that Tyreek Hill is probably I mean, I don't think he's capital T, capital H Tyreek Hill anymore. Uh, however, I would assume
9:12that he is probably better than Ju Guu Smith Schuster. I would assume he's better than Jaylen Royals. I would assume he's better than Cyrus Allen. You
9:22know, I would assume he's better than Nico Ramigio. I mean, who else if the Chiefs had to play a game tomorrow, who
9:30would be their wide receivers? I guess it would be Rigio, Royals, Worthy, and Cyrus Allen. And then they could call up
9:40Andrew Armstrong from the practice squad. Uh I just mentioned guys that don't play. Maybe you maybe you missed this, but Taekwon Thornton broke his
9:48ankle and Rashi Rice injured his hamstring. So those are the Chiefs options. The Chief's options are to acquire a free agent wide receiver or to
10:00play Jaylen Royals Nico Romeio and Cyrus Allen. Those are your two choices. So, you're Brett V, you're Andy Reid.
10:08These are these are your options. Say, "Okay, I'm gonna play Jaylen Royals or I'm gonna acquire I'm gonna acquire Guju." I don't Who would they Who would
10:17they trade for? I mean, who who is really available to be traded at wide receiver? Um I mean, we've covered this
10:24a little bit before. Jerry Judy makes a ton of money. Uh it's kind of hard to acquire Jerry Judy. Jerry Judy has a $10
10:31million cap hit. And if the Chiefs cut him after this season, which they most certainly would want to do, they would
10:39then acquire uh they would they would be required to pay $25 million of dead cap.
10:48$25 million of dead cap to cut Jerry Judy after acquiring him. Mooney, there's no point. Jaylen Royals is better than Mooney. Um I think I don't
10:59know. It's like sub 1% that Brandon Iuk plays. Marv Marv would be an option.
11:06Marv I think would be an option because Marv does not make very much money. Uh Marvin Harrison Jr. and they would not
11:14have to they would not extend his contract obviously. So they would be on the hook for 9 and a half million this
11:20year, 11 million next year. I I would say I would say there's a chance there.
11:26Frankly, I think they're probably priced out of doing Brian Thomas Jr.
11:33I would say I would say BTJ very unlikely.
11:38Marv probably a possibility.
11:41Um I think frankly you're probably more shopping in the range. I mean let's just go let's just go look. Let's just sort
11:49by let's just sort by receiving yards. All right. So let's sort by receiving yards.
11:55Let's go. I mean, you're probably shopping in maybe Wix. Probably not.
12:06Um Jaylen Null. No, they wouldn't trade him.
12:12Maybe maybe they could trade for Xavier Hutchinson. Xavier Hutchinson could maybe be available for a trade.
12:22Maybe Chris Godwin. He probably makes too much money. Baitman. Baitman is a good one.
12:29Baitman is a good one. Yeah, that's a good call. They could potentially do Baitman. I think Ridley also makes too much money for them to trade for. You
12:37got to remember that the Chiefs have a very expensive roster, so they can't just be they can't just be trading for
12:43these guys. Uh yeah. No, Ridley not happening.
12:47Ridley $15 million against the $15 million against the cap.
12:52QJ also too expensive. Uh the Lions would not trade Tesla.
12:59Um McLuren makes too much money. McLuren makes a lot of money. That's a that's a sneaky one. Terry McLuren. You you
13:06people people forget Terry McLuren counts. Terry McLuren has a $34 million cap hit next year. I mean, he's going to have to renegotiate, but uh Terry
13:17McLuren definitely definitely not. The Chiefs definitely should have just signed Stfon Diggs in the offseason.
13:24Absolutely. Um absolutely no no question about that one. Um they absolutely should have signed Ston Diggs or even freaking Debo, dude. Or even Keenan. I
13:36mean, Keenan would be huge for the Chiefs right now.
13:42They would they would love to have they would love to have Keenan Allen. Um I I believe I I think this is wrong. I I
13:52think Tyreek will have an impact on a team if he comes back to play. I I honestly really do. I think that if he
13:59chooses to play this season, uh why didn't the Chiefs sign one of those guys? They don't have any money.
14:06Chiefs salary cap. Seriously, the Chiefs are the Chiefs are their their cap situation is bad. So, they first off, they owe a bunch of dead money to guys
14:17who are not any good. Um is a is a big part of it. They have $3 million of cap space right now, but look at some of
14:24these guys they're paying money to.
14:25They're paying uh Chris Jones counts $44 million uh against the cap. Then you have uh Christian Fulton and these guys like they just and and they have a lot
14:37of mid-tier contracts also that are guys who just don't really contribute is is one of the issues, you know. I mean,
14:44look at look at the look at just the the dead money um on the right side though.
14:52I mean, DeAndre Hopkins. Oh. Oh, you know what? This is this is what I'm now wishcasting.
15:01Oh, can you imagine, dude? You know what? Uh, Jeremy, I'm gonna tweet this right now. I'm gonna This is so good.
15:07This is so good. Brett Vch needs to call the Jets every single day this week and offer a conditional
15:18round three pick for AD Mitchell. That's that is that is the perfect that is the perfect guy for them to trade for
15:27because the Jets have Omar Cooper Jr., The Jets have Sadi. I think they're probably encouraged by what they've seen from Sadi. They're also probably they're
15:36also probably relatively encouraged by Isaiah Williams. Like I think they found something from Isaiah Williams. I I mean I don't think the Jets would do
15:45it either, but that one's actually that one's actually reasonable. That's very like that's very reasonable for the Chiefs to offer and that is very
15:54reasonable for the Jets to accept. Um, yeah, the the the Vikings are not going to be able to get Tyreek Hill. Um, honestly, mostly
16:06because Tyreek is probably uh Ty T Tyreek is is probably too tilted watching Kyler play.
16:15Yes, obviously this is true. A creative GM can always make the cap thing work with restructuring existing contracts.
16:22That is that is very very very true.
16:26However, one of the things that has to one of the things that has to happen is um your ownership has to be willing to
16:34create void years. So, they have to be willing to put the cash up front and if you don't have an owner that will put
16:41the cash up front, it's harder to do.
16:43And uh the Hunt family has been loathed to do too many void years other than with Mahomes. See, this is Snuffle. First
16:55off, why would you ever doubt that I'm the best to ever do it? You should never click on a video if you don't already
17:01know that I'm the best ever do it. I'm having an awesome year because I am the best to ever do it, but you should be
17:08ashamed for not even knowing already that I am the best to ever do it. And that's on you, brother.
17:16The Jets got him in the sauce trade.
17:17Only player behind the picks. I mean, obviously they liked him. I mean, the Colts made a huge error giving up on AD
17:23Mitchell, but like they really really they really really should. [snorts] I I don't I don't think I don't think
17:34the Jets would do it, but they really should.
17:38Both Both teams should do it. The Chiefs, the Chiefs should want to do it.
17:43And the Jets, if the Jets were able to recoup the pick from uh from that they traded, I mean, the Jets are I don't
17:54know. I think I think they should do it.
17:56Um uh it it is true. The best the best to ever do it didn't play Hawk and Cash, but it didn't it didn't end up
18:04mattering. Uh the s the sauce trade is terrible. I mean, it actually is crazy how bad the Sauce Gardener trade was.
18:12What do we Where do we think uh where do we think Sauce ranks right now in um like PFF data? It's got to be terrible
18:21by position. Uh we're defense reports, defense grades, cornerback. All right, defensive grade. Let's do minimum stats
18:3020%. All right. Uh Gardner Sauce Gardner. He's not on the first page.
18:36Let's do rows of 200 right now. Sauce gardener is the 69th graded PFF corner.
18:4569. Nice. 69. Dude, that's terrible. All right, let's see how bad he is in coverage. Sauce Gardner. Sgardner has recorded 14 tackles. He's been targeted
18:5714 times. He's given up eight receptions for 186 yards and a touchdown.
19:06I don't know. I don't know about that, dude. Taziki, huge shout out to to Athens Calamanicus.
19:16Cal Calamankus. Huge shout out to that guy. That guy won a a fan in life for me.
19:26He was he was uh one of the most fun. I watched a lot of football yesterday and he was one of the most fun guys that uh
19:34that I watched. All right, let's look at some of these teams. This is my highest scoring baseball mania team. It has Joe
19:40Burrow and Jared Goff. It's got Genty and Ken Walker, Kairen Williams, Jaylen Warren, Nicholas Singleton. Not great. T Higgins is going to be a zero this
19:48upcoming week. Christian Watson, Addison Coker. Not great wide receivers honestly because Cooper's a zero. Hunter's a zero. Kirk has been a zero. Looks like
19:57I'm getting a lot of contributions from my tight ends. Leaporta and Gasiki both had very good games. Um, interesting.
20:07All right. So, that's honestly not that good of a team. Lamar Jackson and Perie, Dererick Henry, Raandre, Manungai, JCM, Alier, Videl. So, six running backs that
20:18are alive. JSN, Z Flowers, Mike Evans, Marv, Boston, Judy, Debo, Baitman, KD, and Pitts. That's a pretty good team.
20:27That's a pretty good team. I think if I remember correctly, I believe this was the team I drafted with Tony Squares on
20:35the So, you think you can tout stream?
20:39Shfter kind of hinted uh but didn't hint that it would make sense for Marvin Harrison Jr. to go back home. Yeah.
20:46Yeah, that uh that does make some that does make some sense. All right, so that team's okay. Uh here 569 Mahomes and
20:54Rogers, McCaffrey, Genty, Kairen, Raandre, Harvey. So five running backs that are alive. Teroy McMillan, Pwash, Downs, Boston, Trey Harris. Ted Hurst
21:04lost his job to um to Tez Johnson this last week. RIP, rest in peace, my guy Taquon Thornton, Harold Fannon, Travis Kelce, Pat Fernuth. By
21:16the way, every time every time you uh you click a team, how glad are you when you see three quarterbacks and three
21:24tight ends, has there ever been a strategy more justified than three quarterbacks, three tight ends ever?
21:31Like ever? Got to be. Got to be. No. It has to be peak three quarterback, three tight end. 3573. Just lock it in every
21:40single team.
21:44Cali Mcmanis. All right, I got to Google this. Athen Cali
21:49Athens Cali Mcmanis name pronunciation.
21:59Ethan Kalakmanis rhymes with Nathan or Ethan with an A.
22:08Kak Manis.
22:10Kalik Manis. Kalik Manis. Kikmanis.
22:14Yeah. three quarterback, three tight end absolutely uh nutted this year in my opinion. Uh Perie, Straoud, Knicks. Knicks, how bad
22:26are the the Broncos suck? There's a there's a team that's there's a team that's terrible. The Baklava Bomber, I love that. Shout out to that guy, man. I
22:34love him.
22:36Uh I mean, I do think Mixon will probably play with the Seahawks, but I don't think I'll be picking him up. I
22:41I'll probably mention him in the waiverwire video tomorrow. Um, Perie, Nicks, Straoud, Gibbs, Judkins, Jaylen Warren, Cory, Crosky, Mayor, Ray Davis,
22:51Nico, Wadd, Pwash, Trey Tucker, Rip Stribbling, Pat Bryant, RIP, Kelsey Schultz, and Oscar Delp, our guy our guy
23:01Delp tonight. Hey, I mean, even even Cam Ward, um, even Cam Ward has one game above 20.
23:10Bigsby will get the bulk of the carries, but Shipley will get all the twominute drill stuff. I think they they each
23:16played exactly 26 uh snaps yesterday.
23:22Uh all right. What about some of these teams that are close to advancing but are not advancing? Uh all right. Here we
23:29go. Here's one. A third place team, Lamar and Kyler. Well, might not have a might not have Lamar next week. Kairen
23:37Harvey Dowled JCM JCM man what a what a tough tough tough tough tough scene for old Jaka Krosky Merritt yesterday started out played
23:48played the first three third downs of the game and then they said buddy uh Bsby did get hurt at some point I
24:02didn't see I didn't see any update after that I think we'll probably get more information tomorrow.
24:09Jefferson, Flowers, Watson, Diggs, Boston, Herz, Fields, Bowers, Managers, Fire. That's how it's done. That's how you advance a Bowers team. Uh, that
24:18team, that team's pretty good. Uh, all right. Here we go. Here's a team. Fourth place, 27 points behind.
24:26Let's see if this team's any good. Let's just Why don't we just advance like 50 teams, bro? Well, Daniel's tough.
24:32Daniel's in golf. Wish I had a third quarterback. I wish I had a third quarterback on this team. Uh, McCaffrey, Kairen, Mike Washington, Kenny Gainwell,
24:42Aaron Jones, Shawn Tucker, Drake London, Garrett Wilson, JO Diggs, Trey Tucker, Pat Ryan, Jaylen Null, Kelsey. Wow.
24:51Ferguson and Kar on the same team.
24:57Uh, do you even want to back up Eagles running back? I mean, I think, you know, people said this stuff about Ali Gordon,
25:06too. And I think the thing in fantasy football that people sometimes struggle with is any running back that can touch the ball 16 times in
25:18a game, you probably want on your team.
25:20Cuz most weeks when we go to go do waiverss, um, you're like, man, there are no good players available on waiverss.
25:35Tank Bsby went down with a lower body injury. I did I did see that, but I didn't see um I didn't see what it
25:47was.
25:48Pete said he told him he was strictly into doing fantasy content. Yeah, that was uh I got to be I got to be I got to
25:54be honest. That was actually very annoying that uh that that Austin Eckler was legitimately getting third down
26:03snaps over over JCMP.
26:08I don't know, man. My portfolio is looking pretty good. Look at all these teams that are like 20 points behind here. This team is 44 points behind.
26:16Let's see if we think there's any chance that this can advance.
26:20Well, Chiefs Chiefs going uh on the by-week is is not great.
26:28Jaylen Herz, Patrick Mahomes, Jir Gibbs, Bucky Irving, Rico Se, that's funny.
26:34Katon Missile, Tank Bsby. Oh, the aforementioned Tank Bsby. Rashy Rice dead. Pickkins not great. JMO not great. Metaf not great.
26:45This Denzel Boston has been Denzel Boston put this team on his back.
26:51Uh Travis Kelce also putting this team on his back. Um Eli Sters zero. Although Sters is going to find his way into
27:01playing just because the Eagles are going to be so bad. Um Travis Kelce Sters prior JMO JMO did have a good game
27:09to be fair. Uh I started JCM over Raandre and Shudkins. That's tough man. I mean, honestly, like some of my
27:19teams are clearly pretty bad, but some of these teams are fire, dude. Like, look at this team that's in eighth place. It's 28 points behind Lawrence,
27:27Darnold, Mendoza's A Zero, uh, Bree, Scataboo, JCM, Warren, JSN, Wadd, BTJ, Meyers, Diggs.
27:37Okay. Well, some of these teams are still zeros, although I don't know, man.
27:44Um, I mean, I think the Cowboys probably win the NFC East at this point. Doesn't that feel Doesn't that feel like the
27:49most likely thing? All right, we got to do we got to do everyone's favorite thing?
27:55Well, first off, I just want to say I have never in in all my years of streaming, I have never had this many BBM teams
28:04that are this good. Like here, here's a team that is 48 points behind that has Lamar and Knicks, has Walker. Um, the
28:12running backs are dead. Okay. Well, the running backs on this team are stone dead, but it still could get there. If I get
28:19if I get something from RJ Harvey, this team could still maybe get there.
28:26But yeah. All right, we got to do everyone's favorite thing. We got to do we got to do our list of dead players.
28:32So, dribbling dead. Um, we'll put Taekquin in there for for dead.
28:40Uh, what? Persol is dead. Iayuk is dead.
28:45Who else? Who else is injured? Uh, we'll put we'll put Barkley in there for uh for death. Um, let's just really go.
28:55Let's do AJ Brown. I'll give you guys whoever you want.
29:01Whoever Whoever you want. I Yeah. Uh, uh, Achan. Achan is is dead obviously.
29:08Um Oh, Brooks. Yeah, Jonathan Brooks.
29:13That's uh that's a that's a a real gun.
29:16Uh you know what? I'll even I'll even Oh, Kyler Murray. I'm not putting Kyler in there. Um I'm not putting Terrence Ferguson in
29:24there. Terence Ferguson is is going to be back. I'm not giving you guys that one. I will give you I will give you
29:30guys Lad.
29:32Um, I will give you guys Pat Bryant, even though Pat Bryant is fine. He's going to miss like one week. Uh, I'll
29:38put ETN in there. Uh, Travis ETN Jr. Um, Price, sure. I'll give you I I'm I'm going to be very lenient.
29:48Jordan Tyson, sure. I'm going to be I'm going to be very lenient.
29:55Um, Wadd Wadd had a touchdown yesterday.
29:58You guys You guys are going too far. He literally scored a touchdown yesterday.
30:03Um, Alec Pierce, I'll give you.
30:07Uh, Dylan Samson, I will give you guys.
30:09Samson's definitely going to be a zero.
30:12Um, Rice, sure, I'll give you. I I think Rice is probably only going to miss one game, but I'll put him on. Um, David
30:20Montgomery feels pretty dead. David, I He's not even injured, but sure, I'll put him on there. Um, come on. Come on,
30:28Downs. down. [laughter] I'm not putting I'm not putting guys How about this? How about this? Guys who are averaging over 10 fantasy points per
30:39game who are not injured, I'm not putting on the list. How about that?
30:45Sutton. Sutton feels pretty dead. Sutton feels pretty dead. Jaden Reed, uh, obviously season ending IR.
31:00Yeah, honestly, QJ. QJ is like literally one of the worst players I've ever seen.
31:05He He really is terrible. Uh, you know what? I'll put Dobbins on this list because I see no path to JK Dobbins ever
31:13scoring fantasy points. Um, sure, I'll put Jacobs on. I actually don't think Jacobs is dead, but I'll put Jacobs on the list.
31:20And what what avenue?
31:24Sure, I'll put Jaylen Naylor on. What avenue would have to happen for JK Dobbins to get fantasy points? Caleb Johnson. No. Caleb Johnson. No. Come on.
31:35Baker. Dart. Yeah. Baker.
31:38Dart.
31:42I'm I'm I guess I guess maybe he could, but would would JK Dobbins even get the goal
31:51line stuff? Oh, yes. Okay. Jaden Higgins. Yes. Jayen Higgins, uh, out for the year. Um, I'm not putting Marshon
32:02Lloyd on the list. He literally had 10 points yesterday.
32:06Tyrone Tracy, yes. Um, Samson already got on.
32:11Hunter, Travis, Hunter.
32:18I mean, this this probably No. Come on.
32:21Xavier Worthy had 71 yards yesterday.
32:26Uh, Cororum. Cororum's pretty dead. Uh, sure. I will put Shadur on the list.
32:32Shadur on the list.
32:36Uh, no. What? What do you guys What do you guys mean? Come on. Be reasonable.
32:42Okay. Jaylen McMillan. Yeah, Jaylen McMillan is one.
32:46Jaylen McMillan. Brazzle.
32:50Hunter Henry had 62 yards yesterday. Uh, DJ Moore. I mean, DJ Moore feels pretty dead.
32:59All right. I mean, this is It's probably not even going to run. I'm probably going to break Pety's website. Um Oh,
33:05no. There you go. There. It did. It did work. All right. So, I'll put more on there. Here we got Sters. We got Rico
33:12Dael.
33:14Um, Burden, you guys. Okay. Now you're just trying to tilt me. Now you're just trying to tilt me.
33:22DJ DJ Moore I think is not gonna play for like nine weeks. Um Gainwell scored a touchdown yesterday. No. Pitts. Sure.
33:31No. I'll put I'll put Mendoza on the list because I actually do think Mendoza is probably just not going to play.
33:37Apparently Jaden Daniels is gonna play like next week. Jerry Judy Calvin Ridley.
33:46Charlie Kar, David Injoku, uh yeah, Kenneth Walker dead, Drake May
33:56scored 30 yesterday.
34:02Uh Caleb Williams, I don't Beijing keeps playing this. Well, maybe. Um what else? Chig. Chig came back
34:14yesterday. Now, Ward. Ward's honestly kind of fine. I'm not really sweating Ward. ETN's on there.
34:23Uh, Wandale.
34:26I mean, Wandale was just a bad pick, but sure.
34:30Wandale Robinson.
34:36Helm. Helm. Helm. I drafted a lot of Helm and he looks like a pretty bad pick.
34:42Uh, Goddard. Sure. Yeah. Goddard. zero.
34:50I mean, Wandale scored a touchdown yesterday, but I'm just I'm just letting these people I'm letting the I'm letting the inmates run the asylum.
35:01All right, here we go.
35:0434% advance rate if you avoided all these zeros.
35:11Top team without any of these zeros has Jordan Love, Joe Burrow, and Bryce Young, Ashton Genty, Ken Walker, Chuba Hubard, Chris Rodriguez, Brian Robinson
35:22Jr., T. Higgins, Tedoy McMillan, Christian Watson, Jordan Addison, Jaylen Coker, Trey Tucker, Rashad Baitman, George KD, Pat Footh, Mike Giki. Would
35:32you would you buy this team for a h 100red bucks?
35:41You guys, you guys tell me right now.
35:43Would you buy this team for 100 bucks?
35:47100 American dollars.
35:52Honestly, honestly, I think I would.
36:01I think I would because he's got the Genty Walker combo.
36:08The um the the Genty Walker combo is so good.
36:18I think I think I'd buy this one for 100 bucks. Uh okay. Anyway, reminder before we check the eliminator, I'm doing a
36:24sport.fun giveaway. There's a link to sign up. All you have to do is sign up to sport.fun and then comment your
36:33username down below this tweet right here. Um, and I'm giving away five people
36:42100 bucks. So, all you have to do is go sign up on sport.f fun and comment your username under this tweet. And I'm gonna
36:53send my I'm going to send five usernames to my uh my contact over
37:02at sport.f fun and five of you guys are going to get 100 bucks. It's literally that's literally it. [snorts] Simple simple process. Uh all right. How
37:13did the eliminator go for you this week?
37:15Let's go find out. Uh, looks like I had what I have 17 eliminators live. Uh, all these are 100%. Looks like I've got
37:25a sweat tonight against Kosit three.
37:30Well, Jackson Dart, so I have one quarterback left, so this team's probably not going to get there. Um, I am fading HS tonight.
37:40I am fading Chris Al beating Ted Hurst
37:51by what's that by like 20 on this one. I think that I think that
38:02looks right. So he's got a left. Um, and Alab needs to replace Ted Hurst score and he needs to go from 72 to 92. So, he
38:14needs to get he needs to get like 25 points. And then I have Zachariah Branch who theoretically could replace Josh DS's score. So, if Zachariah Branch
38:24scored a touchdown, [snorts] uh, can I link this site? Yes, I can.
38:30Uh, it's just called udtracker.app.
38:38Um, okay. So, that one. I mean, I think I'm a favorite there. Uh, true coin flip here. 116 to 112.
38:48Oh my god. Well, I have Tyler Shuck. So, Tyler Shuck can replace Herbert.
38:54I'm done at running back. He has Bejon replacing Tuton.
38:59And then I have no receivers left and no tight ends
39:05left. He has Jan Dodson. So I I'm probably worse than a coin flip in this one. I would say actually I I need
39:16a big Tyler Shuck game to not be eliminated here.
39:24Um okay. All right. I'm a dog in this one. I have Tyler Shuck replacing Sam Darnold.
39:32And then I have Chris Alav replacing Devonte Adams. And I have Zachariah Branch as well. And
39:42Jawan Johnson replacing Gunner Helm.
39:47My opponent has no one left. Okay, so that one that one's live.
39:56>> [snorts] >> Oh yeah, Michael Michael Mayer very good late round pick. If you if you took Michael Mayer, you are you are feeling
40:04great right now.
40:10All right. Uh 15% in this one. I've got Tyler Shuck replacing Stafford and then I've got Alvin Chimera
40:20replacing Stfan Diggs.
40:23My opponent has Chris Ave replacing Conpsion.
40:29So I basically need Alvin Chimera to catch three touchdowns from Tyler Shuck is how is how that one's getting there.
40:40All right, 10% against Big Joshy.
40:44I have no running backs remaining. I have Devon Vele replacing Xavier Worthy.
40:53So if Devon Veil Vele needs to get like 15.
41:03If Veil if Veil gets 15, then I'll win this one.
41:12So decent decent chances of getting through in some of these.
41:18So, it looks like I'll have a uh about 10 roughly roughly 10 eliminators left in week four,
41:28which I think is a little below average.
41:32Is that a little that's either a little bit I think I believe that's like one team. Well, here 150 divided by
41:4350%.
41:47Uh so 150 to 75 then 75 divided by two is 37.5 divided by two again is 18.75 divided by
41:56two again is 9.3. So if I if I keep uh if I if I oh yeah baseline all right so if I get 10 through I will be I will
42:07be above average. If I only get nine through I will be slightly below average. And then in the big elim, I think we're I I I want to say we were
42:19looking pretty good in the big elim.
42:22So, three 100enters, a 99enter to advance.
42:2999%.
42:30Um I've got Bejon left to play replacing Bucky. I've got Zachariah Branch replacing Michael Pitman Jr.
42:42And that's it. But this is a pretty dead team with scribbling and Rashi Rice. But hey, you never know. And then 87% to
42:52advance on this one with I don't think any Oh, this and this team's dead anyway. It has Lane,
43:00Stribbling, Colar, Perine, Jonathan Brooks, and Jaden Blue. So if that team dies, you know, it is what it is. And
43:08then a 17enter here. Um, looks like I'm just fading the bottom two teams
43:18and I have no one left to play.
43:24And that team also has no quarterback left. That's what That's what you got to say, dude. You always You always at the
43:31end of the day You should always draft three quarterbacks and you should always draft three tight ends. Let that let that be a
43:43lesson to you.
43:46All right. Well, hey, I mean, I don't think I don't think you can be mad about that. Feels feels pretty good. I mean,
43:54Eliminator Eliminator is uh eliminator is is tough, man. [snorts] What can you uh what can you do?
44:08All right. Uh I mean let's go ahead and check the overall portfolio now because I think I I think some of these I have
44:15like really bad uh exposure. So 2,133 teams advancing 422 expected 441. The baseline is 447.
44:2637 in BBM, 43 in the big board, 24 in the fast puppy, 31 in the puppy, 39 in the puppy
44:352, 29 in the slow puppy. Getting killed in the field general. Um I believe I autodrafted the puppy four, which is
44:45very funny.
44:47uh getting killed in the autodrafted little domations. That's uh that's that's very funny.
44:58So, nine teams, 15 teams, 27 teams, 11 teams, 17 teams
45:06in the uh in the little Dalmatian.
45:10That's very funny, dude. Hawinson's sliding down. Uh, is Bryce the be best pick at cost? No, the
45:21the best picked at cost is Kenneth Walker.
45:24You got the you got the number one player in fantasy in the second round.
45:31Uh, oh yeah, Jinxy is you you guys know that Jinxy is going to win the Flock League? Were you guys aware of that?
45:38Jinxy is Jinxy is is going to kill in the flock league. Lamar, Tuton, Javvantth, JSN, Drake London, Waller,
45:48Downs, Diggs, Rams. He has got Woody Marks and Tank Bsby on his bench. He can't even start Matthew Golden right
45:56now. Jinxy Jinxy is just going to easily uh win the Flock League.
46:04Respect my goat.
46:08>> [snorts] >> respect my goat. They'll never respect him enough. Uh, is Chuba not the best player at cost?
46:18Could be. [snorts] Would argue Chuba is the best pick.
46:26Chuba could be the best pick. I wonder what uh I wonder what Chuba's advance rate is.
46:31Chuba.
46:33Wait, no, that's a username. Chuba Hubard advance rate.
46:3737%.
46:42I click on some flock jinxy shorts and there's always some comments shouting you out. That's what I like. That's what I like to hear, brother. That means that
46:49means um that people are respecting their goat out there.
47:00Uh am I excited for May Dub's Chisum Bower stacks? I probably will never play echism in DFS. However, however, that touchdown catch that Eton Chisum
47:13had, that was an all-timer.
47:16That was that was truly incredible. Uh, what about Chuba plus Bryce? I bet that's got to be crazy high. Chuba plus
47:24Bryce is 57%.
47:29That's a great one.
47:33All right. Um, uh, hold on. I got to send a DM real quick.
47:52Man, that's crazy. I gota I got to tweet that out.
47:56All right.
47:59Bryce Young plus Chuba Hubard was drafted how many times? Was drafted together?
48:126,966 times were drafted together. Were
48:22drafted together 6,966 times. Those teams are advancing in BBM
48:33at a I mean that's crazy dude a 57.4% clip.
48:50Anyone else have Saquon Gddard Caleb ETN? All right, that's a good one. What is the uh the Barkley? And they were
48:56going on the same side of the board too.
48:58the Barkley Travis ETN Jr. combination uh advance rate 2.5%.
49:08Goodness gracious, dude.
49:11Goodness gracious. That is that is such a scene.
49:18Travis ETN Jr. Man, what is the uh I got to think there's there's some of these really funny ones.
49:28What is the uh the Herbert and Lad combo? Herbert and Lad were drafted together. Actually, it's not that bad.
49:39Why Why is Why is that uh Why is that not that bad? I wonder.
49:46Okay, let's exclude Ken Walker because I guess that was on that side of the board. Yeah, excluding Walker 4.5%.
49:55Was smashing Emanuel Wilson early but changed to Helani Price. Yeah, that one um honestly very strange to me. I thought that Emanuel Wilson honestly was
50:04uh was a dog [ __ ] pick if I'm going to be honest. I thought there was like no chance that Emanuel Wilson ended up
50:10being a good pick, but um he was I mean clear like he like Emanuel Wilson already is a good pick just based
50:20off of that game and is probably going to have another good game this week. There you go. Only drafted on 9,250
50:30times but has a 25% base advance rate right now.
50:37crazy. Um, I have rewards to claim on sport.f fun. So, let's claim these rewards and open
50:47uh open a pack.
50:51My team did not do very good last week.
50:54And that is okay.
50:57Tough scenes sometimes. That's the way she goes.
51:01Uh, oh, I think I already claimed these.
51:07What about the unethical drafters that made Watson sacks? They're probably rich. Watson probably has a good advance rate. Um, I'm opening my packs. I'm
51:16spending all of my tournament points here. And then we'll go ahead and do I got a legendary pack.
51:33Ship it. Come on.
51:36Give me uh Courtland Sutton. Dude, come on.
51:48There's like no one I would have wanted less than Courtland Sutton right now.
51:53Oh, Bejian, though. Ship it. All right.
51:56Well, that's how it's done.
52:01145 bucks made. Uh, shout out to Bejian Robinson for saving that one because is there is there anyone I would have
52:09wanted less than $7 worth of Courtland Sutton on Sport.fun.
52:15Oh, come on. Come on.
52:20All right.
52:24I don't I don't I don't believe uh I don't think Herbert is on here.
52:29I I I really don't think he is.
52:34Okay, never mind. He is. All right.
52:38Oh, can you imagine if it was Brian Robinson? All right. Well, that was nice. That was nice. Uh nice little bit.
52:44All right. Um let me go check that tweet and I'm just going to do the giveaway right now and then I'm going to go send
52:53the usernames to Dan and then we will be on our our merry way.
53:00Is Courtland Sutton an awful pick so far because of his own skills or because of Boon Knicks? Courtland Sutton stinks, dude. If I get if I finally got a
53:09legendary back and then I hit Herbert, I would be tilting so hard.
53:14Why would Justin Herbert go to the Vikings, bro? The Vi the Chargers are not The Chargers are not trading him away. No chance. The Chargers would be
53:24insane to do that. Hey, shout out to my dude Ryan Jay. always a very good-looking dog uh in in the avatar.
53:33So, shout out to my dude there. Um, all right. Winner of the giveaway, we have got the coach 223.
53:44Sending that to Dan right now. Uh, Edgy E DJ shipper.
53:55Uh, next is overall possum 5911.
54:00Respect my goat.
54:03I love some of the guys who still have their base names on there.
54:08Uh, yeah, if Taekquin if Taekwon didn't get injured, I I think I would truly be the best to ever do it.
54:17Can I mean, Taekwon getting injured in a 30-point game is crazy.
54:26All right. And the final winner is Outdoor Ostrich 8569.
54:40Bang. All right. The winners for the sport.f fun giveaway which we are going to keep doing. Uh the coach 223 edge
54:49overall possum Nelson football and outdoor ostrich. You guys should have $100 of gold in your sportfon accounts
55:01relatively soon. Let's check how my picks did this week. Oh no. Oh no.
55:10Oh no. I Why did I play Rashi Rice?
55:17Why did I play Rashi Rice? What is wrong with me? All right. Well, you get what you get doing that. God damn it, Davis.
55:26Yeah, I'm I'm gonna get I'm I'm owned.
55:29I'm going to get I'm going to get demoted.
55:33What is wrong with me, dude?
55:36I could have played I could have played anyone and I played Rashi Rice. When will I when will I learn?
55:42>> [snorts] >> Tough scene. All right. Well, hey, shout out to our friends over at sport.f fun.
55:48Go sign up. Go support them. Easiest way to support this channel is supporting our sponsors.
55:57Uh why am I not bringing up Tyreek? I mean, there's no guarantee that Tyreek is going to be good is honestly probably
56:03the biggest reason. there there's just there's just really uh there's just really no um there's just really no reason to think
56:12like Tyreek will probably be fine but but maybe not literally dude why why why did we play Rashi Rice I I don't I don't know what I
56:24was thinking whatever I thought was going to happen there terrible dude the the hip drop the that was legitimately a hip drop tackle that was
56:33that was literally that was literally awful.
56:36That that like legitimately was a a rulebreaking um situation. [snorts] Tyreek tweeting as Tyrese as Tyreek as
56:48Taekwon's ankle fell off his foot was absolutely insane even for him.
56:54That's true.
56:56Uh, back in August, if I knew Tyreek was playing in week eight, I'd probably draft him about as many times as I
57:02drafted him, which was twice.
57:06Very very hard to uh very very hard to matter only playing in half the games.
57:17I mean, can still happen. Like again, like I said, no guarantee that Tyreek is any good, right? This this is one of the
57:26bigger issues is Tyreek could still um easily be bad.
57:36Like he could just I mean Tyreek last season.
57:42I I honestly don't remember Tyreek Hill. Tyreek last season 2025 eight points 16 points 15 points 12 points. I guess honestly a little bit
57:53better than I thought.
57:552024 was some of the more tilting stuff.
58:05It's true. He is younger than Kelsey. I guess it was the 2024 six points, seven points, eight points, 12 points, two
58:12points, 13, 12, 11, 19, 9. I honestly don't remember these 20 and 28 point games. I guess maybe I'm remembering a
58:20little bit more um of that.
58:24>> [cough] >> That [clears throat] stuff was uh was pretty was pretty tilting.
58:32Um all right. Should we do uh should we do a pick them for tonight? Little pick them action for this evening.
58:42I think we shall. I think there is a boost in the lobby.
58:4840% boost. Uh okay. What angles do we like tonight, boys? I know the one I really like is Zachariah Branch to have
58:59uh a reception. Zachariah Branch, I believe, has a reception in every game this year. And also,
59:10I think this game could be a little bit pass heavy. Actually, no, he didn't. He did not have a reception uh in week one,
59:16but he's played 18, 14, and 13 snaps on offense.
59:25Yes, we will check drafters after this for sure.
59:30All right, branch reception.
59:32What do we have for Kendre Miller rushing? 24 rushing yards, six and a half rush attempts.
59:40Six and a half rushing attempts for Kendra feels pretty good. I mean, what about the the Saints as a team?
59:50What has their team level rushing attempts been like? It's probably been pretty high. They have 80 rushing attempts.
60:01ETN has 30. Kamar has 18.
60:09What are we What are we thinking? Kendra Miller rush attempts. I guess what's the what is the overall line for this game?
60:19The Saints are very marginally favored.
60:27I could be I could be tempted.
60:31Rushing Chimera 36 rushing yards. Kendra Miller 24 rushing yards.
60:43Um, Bejan dropping 30 points per shuck throwing 45 passes through. Oh, I want
60:52to Does Oscar Delp have anything?
60:56Just touchdown because Noah Fant is listed as questionable for this game.
61:03Um, he scored two touchdowns, but Fant is I think like legitimately questionable, although he did get three
61:14days of limited practice, so he's probably going to play. Does Vele have a targets over? He probably does.
61:21Vele is listed at six and a half targets. Or we can do a little slider for five and a half.
61:31Let's do that.
61:33And then let's take Kendre Miller.
61:41Rushing attempts. He's had 99 a DNP in four versus the Raiders.
61:51Six and a half rush attempts.
61:59And then I mean do I just take like something with Bejon? Bejian Tud Bejon Tud.
62:10And what does Bryce Lance have available?
62:18Bryce love to have a reception. That gets us to a that gets us to a 10x.
62:29What have Bryce Lance's routes been like? Bryce Lance on the year has eight targets, four receptions for 50 yards.
62:41He's played Bryce Lance has played 68% 79%
62:48and 71% of the offensive snaps.
62:55Yeah. All right. Um, let's do that.
62:59We'll do What is it? What's my max? 50 bucks on that. All right. 50 bucks on that. There you go.
63:14Using this for ours ATL sweat tonight.
63:2140% boost in the lobby.
63:25Bang.
63:27All right.
63:28Zachariah Branch.5 receptions. Devon Vele higher than five and a half targets. Kendra Miller higher than six and a half rush attempts. Bejan
63:38Robinson to score a rushing or receiving touchdown. And Bryce Lance higher than 0.5 receptions.
63:50All right. All right. All right.
63:53>> Easy to bet on Bryce Lance using site credits. Hey, no side credits for me, brother. That is all withdrawable
64:02US currency.
64:06Um, I mean, I think unders generally are are a bit better. All right, we got to go we got to go check drafters because I
64:12do have a I had a very good team sitting there. I don't remember anyone who was on it, but we're gonna go find out. Um,
64:21all right. So, I'm down in 26th here.
64:25Stafford, Knicks, and Gino. So, very bad week at quarterback for me. Genty, Javvante, DeAndre Swift, JCM, EMTT
64:34Johnson, Kamani Videl. Wow.
64:38Got points from Videll. JSN, Devonte Adams, Godwin, BTJ, AD Mitchell, Jeremy Bernard. Wow. Taekquin RIP Travis Kelce,
64:49Terence Ferguson, Kenyan Sadique, and Gunner Helm.
64:53Uh, all right. Best baseball survival.
64:58Um, looks like Oh, just barely surviving on that one.
65:04This one is probably not going to get through after tonight.
65:11It just barely. And then this one will easily be through at 135 points in the best ball survival. I wish I
65:20would have done more of these. Just ran out of time. And then uh oo 162nd of the early best championship. Dart. No, that
65:32sucks. That that is not what you want to see. First time you check a team, the first thing you don't want to see, you
65:37don't want to see Jackson Dart.
65:40Perie and Straoud have to keep that one alive at quarterback. Bejon, Dererick Henry, Chuba Hubard, Sharbs, who I would not have ever remember drafting.
65:49Sean Tucker, Ali Gordon, Kareem Hunt.
65:52Kareem Hunt. That's really funny.
65:55Jameson Williams, Mike Evans, Michael Wilson, Matthew Golden, Brandon Iayuk.
66:01That's that's who I was drafting in in February was Brandon Iayuk, Jake Ferguson, Britain Strange, Gunnar Elm. All right. Well, hey.
66:12Wow. I traded Hampton for Chuba. What a what a balln knower, dude. That's how you get it done. Giving up on your name
66:20brand guys who suck in fantasy is such a hack. Like anyone who is like a true name brand guy that you just say, you
66:28know what? I'm I'm over it. That that's how you do it.
66:32Uh I mean, the odds that Mike McDaniel gets fired have to be insanely high.
66:39Doesn't it doesn't it have to be Isn't Isn't it just like an absolute lock that Mike How how would Mike McDaniel keep
66:44his job at this point?
66:49Uh the Chiefs should get Cedric Tilman off the Saints practice squad. Yeah, why not? Honestly. Yeah, why why not? Uh oh,
66:58we got to check we got to check the uh the guillotine league. Look at this. 162 points in first place.
67:06No one. No one even close to me. Uh Jared Goff 20 points. Ken Walker 30.
67:13Brilan Allen eight. J Mo 16. Burden 11.
67:16Tucker Craft 16. Puka Nakua 27. Nico Collins 30. We have Bsby and JCM on the bench. 23 points from Dubs on the bench.
67:26Sadly 28 points from Taekwon on the bench. But uh you got to you got to respect my goat Jake Berger for drafting
67:33this team. And you gotta respect me for spending $777 of free agent acquisition budget to get Puka.
67:44Don't uh don't we don't we um don't we get a bonus in this league? I want to say I want to say we get a bonus
67:54in this league for winning top points.
67:56Maybe I maybe I'm making that up. Uh, in fact, in fact, I probably am um making that up. [snorts] Chase Brown,
68:07Devontto Smith, David Montgomery, or Cook PE Wash. Cook PEWash. Not close.
68:17All right. Well, hey, I mean, you know, rest in peace, Goofy Chicken potentially caught this week. Uh, I don't know who
68:24Team Canada is, actually.
68:27RIP rip to the T's and P's. They were going to put extra Pete squares money to weekly high score, but it's just going
68:34to first.
68:37Traded JJ McCarthy Waller likely for Tferg. Love that. Uh, give me Cook and Pwash over Jamar Bree and Jacobs.
68:48I'm not I'm not really I no see I disagree with this. I do not think Pwash is just Josh Downs with a slightly
68:54better ceiling. He He is much better than that in my personal opinion.
69:04Should we uh should we run the Sims for showdown tonight? I think we should. I think we should run the Sims for
69:10showdown tonight.
69:135,000 lineups, huge field, whatever stakes. Uh topheavy GP.
69:20Let's uh yeah, let's run the Sims for showdown tonight. Showdown tonight. Very interesting because you have a bunch of
69:29secondary options, right? So, you have uh Brian Robinson who is 3,800. You have Zakias at 2,000. You have uh Zachariah
69:40Branch at 2.4. Blair runs some routes at a,000. You've got Hooper who's there.
69:46And then on the Saints, you've got probably four running backs who are going to play with uh Donaldson in there. Well, maybe just three. Um, and
69:55then you've got Bryce Lance, Kevin Austin, and then you've got all the tight ends, Fant and Delp. I I'm happy to be jamming in Oscar Delp tonight.
70:05That's that's my call tonight. In fact, guys, we got to go do we got to take a look at the first touchdown menu, right?
70:13I mean, can't we can't we have our our Eli Rarden moment again? I would love to have another another Eli Raren moment.
70:21That was uh one of my favorite moments in in fantasy football history was the was the Eli Raren moment.
70:34All right, let's take a look at the the first touchdown menu. Got a boost if we want to use it. Overunder 47 and a half
70:42touchdown scores. First touchdown Fant is 28. Delp only 60 to1. That's honestly stinks, dude.
70:51All right. What are uh what are Barry and Brown's routes like?
70:58Saints wide receivers.
71:00Saints wide receiver routes. Barry and Brown probably didn't even run any last week. Week three. Yeah. No, it's no
71:10good.
71:13T Welch 8% of routes on the year for for Mr. Delp. All right. Well, Titan Welch, I don't know. Does anyone Does anyone
71:25want to do Do we want to do Oscar Delp?
71:28Do we have it in us to do Oscar Delt first touchdown?
71:33Maybe there's a Maybe there's a better price out there. I'll ask Gambly.
71:39Best price, first touchdown, Oscar Delp, Saints, Falcons, Monday Night Football.
71:49>> [snorts] >> Fant first tight end lock.
71:53Should we do what is what is the Fant price? You want me to bet Noah Fant first touchdown at 28 to1
72:02defense?
72:04What is the defense priced at? 25 and 30 to1. I gotta say I gotta say no one target this year. Yeah. Respect respect
72:14my goat.
72:18Uh best price is 65 to1 at bet 365. So basically basically the
72:28same. I'm not doing ooper. You know what I will do? I'll do a little I'll do a little taster on Oscar Delp.
72:38First touchdown. Do I have a bonus? Oh, I've got a I've got a no sweat bet. Oh, I don't want to do $20 on it, though.
72:47Um, I'm not doing that. No bonus. Uh, I'll put five bucks on that. Oscar Delp first touchdown score. There you go.
72:56Oscar Delp first touchdown 60 to1.
73:00Why not? You know, let's uh let's live a little. And by live a little, I mean let's just donate a little bit to uh,
73:09you know, keep the keep the sports books going.
73:13>> [snorts] >> I uh I want to look at the uh I want to look at my stuff in the big board. I
73:19want to look at my my teams in the big board because I I have a feeling my team's got to be doing pretty good here.
73:25I'm advancing 43 big board teams. Let's look at my highest scoring one.
73:31Perie, Malik Willis, and Gino. Derrick Henry, Ken Walker, Raandre Dobbins, Rashad White, Le Allen, Adam Randall.
73:41Wow. JSN and Walker, you guys better start respecting your goat. Devont Smith, Devonte Adams, Marvin Harrison, Casey Conpsion, Tankell, Adnai Mitchell, Craft, Kelsey
73:52Doulich. That is a fire big board team.
73:58That's uh that's how it's done. [snorts] I love that. Let's keep looking at these
74:11Wow. 257th overall. All right. Another team in 1485. Dart. Well, RIP Willis and Rogers. I must have really liked Malik Willis early. Ashton Genty, Ken Walker,
74:22Kairen Williams, Tony Pard, Emma Johnson, Nicholas Singleton, Jordan James, T. Higgins, Carnell Tay, Christian Watson, Jordan Addison, Tyreek Hill, Devon Bailey, Leaporta, Sadiq
74:33Chig, and Mike Gasiki. All right, let's just see how many Walker teams I have because I must have I must have done a
74:39bunch of Walker.
74:4243 Walker teams.
74:48That's how it's done, brother. 43 Ken Walker teams in the big board.
74:58That's over That is Dude, that's almost That's almost 33% Ken Walker.
75:03You guys gota You guys got to respect your goat. [snorts] Is it time to declare Bryce Young as both good and
75:09better than CJ Stradout? I'm I think I'm comfortable with both of those. All right. Um let's check the showdown stuff here. So top lineups looking like a
75:19Bejon, Kamara, Falcons D, Daniel Carlson, Nick Folk, and Tyler Shuck. Can I can I find an Oscar Delp lineup that is plus EV?
75:31All Kamar, Bejon, Carlson, Delp, Shuck.
75:37I like that team.
75:40Should I just play that team?
75:43I think I I think I may. I think I might. [snorts] Is Mike McDaniel officially bonds? I think M I think we could say Mike
75:55McDaniel.
75:56The the thing with Mike McDaniel is he might be a uh he might be a Tyreek Merchant, you know. Um, you know what? We might even have the
76:08main BR launch for us today.
76:11Uh, Liam told me a Chan was a better pick than Walker because of the uniqueness. I don't think he told you
76:16that. The issue with Walker is that he's always injured. I hope he can last the entire season. I don't even think that's
76:23true. I think that's a thing that people have made up about Kenneth Walker. I think he got injured one time and I
76:28think a lot of people got upset about it. Um, all right. So, I want a lineup that has Delp and I want a lineup that
76:38has Bejon and Kendre Miller.
76:45There we go.
76:47All right. I think we I think we've got our team.
76:52So, NFL. Um, do we want to do the flea flicker? Do we want to do You know what? We'll do the
77:01huddle.
77:05Kenneth Walker has early 2000s Priest Holmes vibes. Absolute legend. Priest Holmes. Um, all right. So, what was what
77:14was this team over on runthesims.com?
77:19Alave, Bejon, Shuck, Kendra, and Delp.
77:28And then who is the other option?
77:36Oh, Chimera.
77:39Do we do Chimera or do we do Kyle Pittz?
77:45Oh, definitely the best Chiefs running back since Jamal Charles. almost named her son Bryce but changed her minds the last minute. Our son was born in
77:52Charlotte on the day they traded for the Bryce pick. Wow.
77:57Something be done. Pits over Chimera easily. All right, let's check the let's check the the ownerships and the projections.
78:04All right, so Run the Sims has Kyle Pittz projected for 7.3 points, 18% flex ownership.
78:12We've got Chimera projected for 16 points and four. Okay. Well, that's not even close. That's not even close. We got to do Camarra.
78:23Bang.
78:25Easy peasy. And then I'm going to go enter the same thing in the flea flicker,
78:34but I'm going to swap a lav and Chuck.
78:40So, we'll do Chuck in the captain and then do a LB.
78:45Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. All right. I mean, we're all we're all set to go there. Um Oh, we haven't checked we haven't not checked FFPC.
78:55So, let's go check the FFPC. Uh, two easy wins in the High Stakes Dynasty.
79:01The 1250. Got an easy win there. 129 to 76.
79:07Maybe a sweat here. 158 to 142. Kyle Pittz versus Devon Bailey. I think that's probably a dub. Um, huge loss
79:17here because this team sucks. This team I drafted, this team is bad, dude. Look at this. Lost Rashi. I freaking started
79:25Ted Hurst because all my receivers are Oh, all right. Well, hey, man. Just shoot me in the head.
79:32Left Puka and Aua on the bench. Not that it would have mattered, but I left Puka on the bench here. I mean, just just
79:37kill me, dude. I'm I'm playing bad.
79:41God, I'm the worst.
79:43All right. Uh, win in frame moggers, win in looks maxers, loss here 125 to 130.
79:54And why did we lose? Uh, well, Belle Tutin had a run called back. JCM sucked.
80:00Down sucked. So, we could have started I guess we could have started a Marian Hampton over JCM and we could have started Tyler freaking
80:09Higgby, which I wanted to do, but we ran out of we ran out of spots because Jaylen Warren. All right. Well, played
80:16played bad there. Play bad. Don't get there.
80:20Uh, all too well. 162 to 112. We are fading.
80:25We We are basically fading Chris Ave outscoring Teroy McMillan's 45 points on this one.
80:32But uh starting lineup of Lamar Jackson, Bucky Irving, Brilan Allen, Jamar Chase, Nico Collins, Tyler Higgby, Ted Teroy McMillan, and Loveland. We have got
80:40Raandre on the bench. We've got Hank Bsby on the bench. We've got Manungi on the bench.
80:46And that team is going to go to two and two.
80:50Um we have a three-0 team that got a win this week. God, I love what I love a 4-0 FFPC team. Stafford, Aaron Jones, Ken
81:00Walker, Wadd Adams, Fmouth, Diggs, Higgby, Katon on the bench, Gainwell on the bench, Justin Jefferson. Wow, a 4-0 team with Justin Jefferson. That's got to be
81:11pretty unique.
81:13Would I trade JSN and Barkley to get Hubard and Lamb?
81:19Sure. Yeah. Yeah, I would.
81:23Facing facing Tedoya McMillan gota be uh gota be a bad time.
81:31Not what you want.
81:34Uh all right. That team got a dub. Looks like the co-manage team with uh Silva
81:42Thorman Reeves and JJ's taking an L.
81:46Christian Watson sucked.
81:50Well, if Drake London and Alave combine for 51 points, what do you think? What do you think are
81:59the odds that we get 51 points out of London and a lav? All right, I got to text I got to text the group chat.
82:07All right, what are the odds we get 51 out of a London? This team, this team would go to This team would go to four
82:19and 0.
82:21Remember when I said Joe Mixon was dead?
82:22How many fantasy points do you think Joe Mixon's going to score? Watch this.
82:269296.
82:29What do you What do you What do you legitimately think is going to happen? I mean, hey, I'm all for keeping the bags
82:35alive, but what do you what do you truly think is going to happen? [snorts] 10 points from Vele.
82:48I think you can get 10 points from Vle.
82:49I think 18% 25% I'm taking I'm taking that. I mean uh had JO caught that touchdown yesterday. Uh we'd feel we'd
83:00feel a lot better. Imagine if Jameson Williams caught that touchdown yesterday.
83:06Uh zero. But you said he got shot and killed. I definitely did not say he died. Um, but I did. You have to
83:12remember. See, this is what this is what you got to say. You you're you're not remembering that you are speaking to the
83:19best to ever do it, which you need to remember. I am the best to ever do it.
83:23And I told you guys I told you guys before everyone else.
83:30Other fantasy football channels last year were not telling you that Joe Mixon was out for the year. I was telling you
83:36that Joe Mixon was out for the year in 2025.
83:41Other fantasy football channels were too scared, but I was not. I was not too scared. I told you guys the truth.
83:50Um, damn. And we left [ __ ] Michael Mayer and Frymouth on the bench here.
83:56Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. All right, so 51 points there. And oh, all right. This team. Oh, the spite main.
84:05So, I lost against Pat in the spite main 110 to 150. Uh, no shout out to Jaylen Herz. No shout out to Garrett Wilson. No
84:13shout out to Kenyan Sadi.
84:17Uh, no shout out to I mean I left Arandre on the bench. Freaking Justin Jefferson zero. That sucks. [snorts] Only here were we speculating that Joe
84:29Mixon was using a hammer to micro fracture his foot backed out. That's true. That's true. No one else, no one else was doing that for you, but I was
84:37doing that for you guys because I care about you guys and I love you guys and I want all of you guys to win at fantasy
84:43football just as much as I win at fantasy football. It's no fun. It's no fun to do it by myself. All right, so
84:51FFPC I think is going pretty pretty well.
84:55Can't I don't think I don't think you can complain about that. Got a couple 4-0 teams and a couple teams that are
85:00close to going 4-0. Um, hey, couple first place couple first place teams on the NFC,
85:1287th overall and 871st overall.
85:17Guys, I honestly tongue and cheek put am I the best to ever do it in the YouTube video? But am I the best to ever do it?
85:27Are you guys witnessing the literal best to ever do it right now? I think we might be we might be approaching that.
85:35Mahomes McAffrey, Jeremiah Love, Romeo freaking Dubs, Baitman, not great.
85:39Golden Bowers, Jaylen Warren, but we have Mike Evans on the bench. We have Carnell Tate on the bench. Oh, we had
85:46Taekwon on the bench. All right, so we're dropping we're dropping Taekquin.
85:51Um, tough there, but love that. Pretty McAffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Conpsion, J Mo, uh, Worthy and Hubard are on the bench. So, we have no running back to
86:01fill in for Hubard, but we can start.
86:04Oh, we got Keon Coleman and we got Fri.
86:09Uh, hey, you know what, guys? Razer 33, you gota you do, you legitimately do got to hand it to him. Razer Razer 33 is
86:19having a crazy year. Look at this [ __ ] dude. My guy Razer 33 2024 200k fast
86:27puppy winner. My guy is advancing 67 teams.
86:35Shout out Shout out to Rays. Shout out to Razer 33.
86:40I think I think you gota you guys got to think about respecting my goat Razer 33.
86:48Uh, hey, got you on Emanuel Wilson.
86:51Well, I certainly did not draft um Emanuel Wilson. I have never doubted Razer. I have adequate Chuba. It's true.
86:58Ray, my guy, my guy Ray Annie, uh, look at this. Look at how many Hubard teams he has in BBM. This dude has 85 Hubard
87:06teams.
87:09They gota they got to start thinking about respecting my goat raise 33.
87:15Um, all right. What do we think? Do we think the main BR is out yet on underdogsports.com?
87:23Uh, it's not.
87:27Let's do uh well, let's do one PTP.
87:31Let's do a PTP and then maybe the main BR will be out.
87:37Prime Time Palooa.
87:43It's true. It's true. My guy Rays last year was more impressive than the fast puppy. I don't know, brother. I don't
87:51think anything is more impressive than winning the fast. I think would you have five receivers?
87:59Crazy, dude. Crazy work from my guy.
88:08All right, so what are my scroll ops?
88:11Quarterback options in PTP quarterback for Jaylen Daniels.
88:16Um, looks like you can scroll for Gainwell and Tucker.
88:21Uh, ooh, lot of scroll options at receiver here.
88:26Turpin, Bryce Lance, and then tight end, you've got tight end, you've got Fant and Delp. All
88:36right. Hey, we're going to do a little bit of scrolling.
88:41Five minus dead Gabe Davis. True.
88:45Respect. Respect my goat. All right, we we will take a l. Sure, we will. We will take a lav, which I don't love. I I generally am not
89:00a huge practitioner of the PTPs. only PTP slate that I did multiple entries on this year was the slate where um Caleb
89:11Johnson was not being drafted as the Packers running back and also Terrence Ferguson was not being drafted. Um and I don't remember why I didn't win, but
89:20Ferguson was the optimal tight end. I don't I don't remember why I didn't win, but I obviously should have won.
89:28So, I think the move in this PTP is to wait at tight end, I think, because I
89:38think I'm already dominated at running back. Um, so I'm going to take Dakota Rain Prescott and then I will take Well,
89:46I was going to take Ibuka. Um, so we'll take Jawan Johnson.
89:54I I think PD would probably be the first person to tell you that his expected numbers are
90:05not that scientific. I think I think he would say his SIM is marginally good. I don't think I don't think PD would say his Sim is like
90:16absolutely locked in.
90:19I could be wrong though. I could be wrong. Shout out Shout out to PD, man.
90:26Guy Guy is doing it um for the love of the game. He really is.
90:36All right, back up. Uh I mean, Florenoi, Brian Robinson. Let's do Kendra Miller.
90:46Or no, the double tight end, dude.
90:48Double tight end. Let's take let's take Ferg and then we'll take Kendre and then after Kendre we will do
91:01Bryce Lance. No, we'll do Florenoi and then we'll do Turpin.
91:10It's a Kyle Pitts week since I benched him for Sadique in my home league. Oh, you guys got to see this insane bad
91:16decision I made in my home league. It almost cost me. This was so bad. This is how you know. This is how you know I'm
91:22not actually the best to ever do it.
91:26All right, so I barely barely barely won in my home league. I won 129 to 126.
91:32Notice who I have at quarterback. Tyson Bean, 8.82 points. Look who's on my bench. 32.16 from Drake May.
91:46Look at that, dude. That was almost a complete disaster of a decision.
91:53That is That's I That's how you know That's how you know I was ju I was just tilting. [snorts] That's all it was. I
91:59was like truly just tilting.
92:03So So annoying. I don't I mean Drake May had like 29 fantasy points on the year before that, but still.
92:14Uh all right, let's do a little Let's do a little first look battle royale action. We've got the Wildcat up. So, I
92:21know for a fact the uh the lines for week five are are they're they're scrabbly. [snorts] Yeah, benching
92:31benching May for Begant is is not good decision- making.
92:36All right. So, uh, week five, NFL lines.
92:42What do we got? I guess we can look at DK. Sure, why not? So, the totals are all really low. Um,
92:52all right. Uh, what do I want? I want I want NFL, but I don't want Monday Night Football. I just want the actual Can I
92:58see the slate, please?
93:01game lines. Here we go. All right. So 42 1/2 total, 39 and a uh 42 and a2 between Eagles, Jags, 39 12 between the Browns
93:12and the Jets, 45 with the Raiders and the Patriots, 39 and a half for Texans Titans 43 and a half Giants commies 44
93:21and a half Colts Steelers 41 and a half Vikings Saints 44 and a half Bears Packers 42 and a half Bengals Dolphins
93:3042 and a half Broncos Chargers 47 and a half 49er Seahawks. 53 and a half for the Lions and the Cardinals.
93:41Basically, there's one good game next week and it's Lions Cardinals. That's it. That's all that's all she wrote.
93:53Not Not ideal, man. Not Not ideal. Just like so many bad spots like Drake May, no thank you. Uh, Burrow. Honestly, I
94:04don't even like Burrow without Chase and T. I don't love Straoud. I don't love.
94:10Like, dude, what who do you even draft on this slate, man? [snorts] This is going to this is going to be a
94:17wild DFS slate.
94:22Like, thinking about so top options, you've got Gibbs and Taylor and McAffrey. Then you go down to Chase Brown, Gent. I mean, Jeremiah Love,
94:30like, brutal usage for him last week.
94:33Swift kind of got benched for fumbling, but then Manungai hurt his finger. So,
94:43what do you do? What do you do with that? I might I might And Jamo is probably a good pick in the
94:50slate. Although, Chase Chase will probably play, right? I would assume. Um, you know what? I I'm just going to take McBride.
95:02We're having We're having a laugh here.
95:04I'm taking Trey McBride.
95:08I could see the Chiefs going after former first round Eagles legend Jaylen Regger. What team is Jaylen Reagger on right now?
95:15Jaylen Ragger is an American professional football wide receiver and return specialist for the Miami Dolphins of the National Football League.
95:25>> [snorts] >> Arizona is the worst of the air. Lit up by Seattle. Jameson Perie. Yeah, Goff.
95:30Goff's gonna have a good day.
95:33What is what is Goff's ownership going to be next week in in DraftKings? Like what's what is Goff's
95:44ownership in the Millie Maker going to be?
95:48It's going to be it's going to be really like Goth is going to be like 17% own.
95:54And and you know what? It might even be that might even be right. I mean, that's the that's the thing is it might even
95:59that might even be right.
96:02Isn't that wild? [snorts] I never really do the double or the triple stacks in BRs, but frick. Maybe it's right. You know what?
96:13Chase Brown Chase Brown is a really, really strong play. [snorts] Chase Brown had no room to run against
96:26the Jags. You think 16%? I don't know, man. He could get even he could get even more than that.
96:35I I think he he probably could get even higher. I don't know, man. It's going to be It's going to be really uh It's going
96:41to be really really unique.
96:44There are not slates one game or two games above 45.
96:51Um, all right. Let's do let's do Neighbors. Let's do Neighbors over Chase. I I was pretty encouraged by
97:01Jamus's play. Jamus's um Jamus's play was one of the most encouraging things for me last week. Him Him him looking like a real NFL quarterback. Uh, I I
97:12thought that was pretty big. You know what? And this Genty spot also is pretty good. Um, where is Jameson Williams, wide receiver
97:2314. Yeah, you know what? I am gonna I am going to set up Goff.
97:32Alave may eat on some slants. Yeah, Shock is gonna find a way to have a good game. All right. Well, Goff win, so I'm
97:38gonna take Ginty.
97:41Although Brsett is going to be drafted quite a bit in this upcoming slate, which doesn't feel that good. It's not It's
97:52never that fun to pile into 70% drafted um Jacobe Brassette.
98:02Definitely not a great year for uh for the two quarterback pros. Jamar was the pick. I mean, maybe Maybe. What if he doesn't play because
98:11he has a concussion, Jake? What if he What if he's too concussed to play football this year?
98:18Hard hard to know.
98:22Is there anything that we forgot to check? We checked FFPC. We checked NFC.
98:28We ran Showdown Sims.
98:32Checked the big board. We checked the elim. Checked the big elim.
98:38Feels like Feels like I mean, hey, we're just having we're having a good year.
98:41We're just cruising, man. Got an easy got an easy win in cash yesterday.
98:47Just had to uh just had to play Puka.
98:59Uh I didn't check RTS because my I know for a fact my team is the worst dog [ __ ] I ever drafted in this league. I'll
99:06check it right now. I I know it's terrible though. This team I this I only drafted guys who sucked.
99:15Look how bad this team is. JCM, Caleb Johnson, Luther Burden, freaking Concaid Evans. Just awful, dude. Just bad. All
99:23all bad picks. Jadarian Price, AJ Brown.
99:27I mean, just ter Isaiah Williams on the bench. I I just only drafted shitty bad players on on RTS. It it was not a good
99:36draft. Did not did not enjoy it.
99:43Um, all right. I mean, other running backs, Judkins feels okay.
99:50Goodness gracious, dude. This is This is dark. All right. We're just going to go ahead and take Jacobe.
99:56And then Swift feels okay. Warren feels good. Aaron Jones feels okay.
100:04God, who do you scroll for at running back, man?
100:09I don't Maybe I'm I might not max BR this week if this is what it's looking like. First first bye-week is tough.
100:17Uh Jud I I like Judkins against the Jets. I don't think Bree is going to play. Emanuel Wilson I think is okay.
100:25Trevon I would not play. Chimera I would not play.
100:30All right. All right. Well, I'm going to take Jaylen Warren and we're going to have to get funky elsewhere.
100:35Um, Diggs feels okay against the Giants.
100:39That's a bringback. Downs. Oh, Burden.
100:43Simple. Burden.
100:46Burden or Golden. Obvious. [snorts] People are People were so they were so
100:58scared about Luther Burton. Where do we think Luther Burden is at in the NFL right now in receiving yards? If you had
101:03to guess off the top of your head, Luther Burden right now in the National Football League is 29th in the NFL in
101:10receiving yards.
101:13Gotta fade Luther Burton. Luther Burden sucks, dude. Uh, what rank is Golden in PPR right now? It's a good question.
101:22Matthew Golden in PPR points is the current uh
101:35what's the right way to check this?
101:39There's got to be a way to check this ranking performance.
101:44Uh he's currently the wide receiver 17 in PPR. wide receiver. Wide receiver 17 after being the wide receiver 95 last
101:55year, nine targets a game, 68 yards per game, 2.3 yards per route run, 24% target share. I see I disagree with
102:06this. I do I mean I think Watson is a good player, but I do not think Watson is definitely better than
102:15Golden. I I think I I mean I really liked Golden as a prospect. So I I will probably continue to think that.
102:27Yeah, I I I quite I quite like um Matthew Golden. I think he's going to continue to be good. And if Luther
102:35Burton stays as the wide receiver 28 um I'm just going to I'm going to keep drafting him. I'm going to draft him all
102:41week.
102:43What about JSN for Chase Brown and PE Wash? That I would probably not do, Daniel. I'd probably be I'd probably be
102:50out on that.
102:53I I get I get why you'd want to do it, though. [snorts] Yeah, Igbuka does not feel very good.
103:00Ibuka would be one of those guys that I would be bummed out about right now.
103:06Uh, all right. Luther Burden, Jacobe Brassette, Ashen Genty, Jaylen Warren, Malik Neighbors, Luther Burden, Trey McBride. Is the main BR out yet? Maybe
103:17if I refresh.
103:23Uh, no, not out yet. I'm 0 and4 down Squan and Bree.
103:29Uh, I mean, hey man, sometimes you sometimes you just got to go with the flow. Sometimes it's not meant to be
103:36your year. It sucks, but sometimes that's the way she goes. Uh, all right, guys. I'm going to get out of here. Make sure to like the video. Make
103:46sure to subscribe to the channel. And I'll be back with you guys