0:00Welcome to the Fantasy Footballers Podcast with your hosts, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore and Mike Wright.
0:05Welcome in to Show 2000! Look at us on the wall.
0:09This is all happening in real time. That's fun.
0:12Yeah. Good graphic. 2000 episodes of the Fantasy Footballers.
0:15I look real greasy though. I gotta go back to the fedora.
0:19Oh brother, you never look better. I know. Fedora week?
0:22There's something that stands out on this back wall about your fedora picture.
0:26Do you know what it is? I'm not in a black shirt.
0:30No, no, no. A little fatter. No. Well, yeah.
0:33Yeah. What else? The glasses. Come on. What did you deal with for two years?
0:38Look at your glasses. Oh, are they fogged up?
0:41Yeah, you're fogged up. I can't tell because I'm not...
0:45You guys can see the board I'm looking at a little on.
0:49You can turn to your right. Oh, they're super fogged!
0:52Jason went through about a year and a half period where the glasses combo with the bat combo...
0:58Yeah. That was a big part of it. It combined for almost a permanent blocking of his vision.
1:04Yeah. Famously on the Adam Lefkoe show. Yes. That was...
1:07Where Adam had to stop. Oh, we got like...
1:10Okay. Wait, they're changing pictures? Yeah, we got a slideshow back behind us.
1:14All right. Fun. Oh, this is not great for us, guys.
1:18YouTube.com slash the fantasy footballers. There you go. Welcome into show 2000.
1:22I mean, first reactions to hearing that number. I mean, Jason, you said that...
1:27I genuinely like... Show 1000 seemed recent. Obviously, it's been a thousand shows since show 1000.
1:32But in my experience, my lived experience was... It was an entire career before we hit show 1000.
1:38It was like, wow, we're to 1000. It was this big production.
1:42It was crazy. And then I feel like that was like a year and a half ago.
1:47In my experience, which obviously couldn't have been... But yeah, the last 1000 have flown by.
1:53Man, here's to 50 more. 50 more. We're gonna make it to 2050.
1:57Yeah. 2050. The guys have prepared a few little things we're gonna mix in.
2:02We have the Thursday night game to talk about.
2:05Foot Clan Friday news to talk about. Five more matchups.
2:08The Wheel of Shame and the Fantasy Faceoff. And I'm excited to see what they have planned.
2:14I know the first thing we got to jump into real quick is...
2:18Oh, I have a button for it? How'd you do that?
2:21I'm not even mad. That's amazing. So we have Kyle the Borgogen, who is the statistician extraordinaire.
2:27And when I say that, I mean, he likes finding weird stats.
2:31Yeah. And tracking weird things. It kind of... Yes, he does.
2:35It's his kink. All right. So the number one shocking stat from footballers history is that we have 12 years of episodes,
2:42124,588 minutes of episodes, which is 86 straight days of episodes.
2:46That's a lot of talking. The longest episode ever was the 2019 Megalodon episode at 2 hours and 45 minutes long.
2:53We have 14,100 minutes of foot casts. Okay. What is this?
2:56If you add in Spitballers episodes, Dynasty podcast, early days of DFS show, and the Sunday live and live streams, the episode count would jump to 3,100.
3:05So 2,000 of the main show, but 3,100 total episodes across all of those.
3:10Okay. And that's your shocking stat number one. Why don't we rotate through these?
3:14All right. Do you want to share the second one, Mike?
3:18Sure. This one's called Mr. Potty Mount. Okay. We are famously known for our foul on-air language.
3:24That's right. Anyway, we fed a bot the transcript of every Fantasy Footballers episode.
3:28The stat, 95% to 98% of the previous 1,999 episodes came back as clean.
3:33It flagged PPG and PPR a lot as bad words.
3:36Probably especially when Jason lingered on the- Yeah, yeah.
3:39When I was talking about my PPR stuff. Stop.
3:42When you rebooted in the middle of saying PPR, it noted a frequent use of words like- It noted a frequent use of words like poop.
3:51We are children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poop, dump, fart, toilet, and descriptions of bathroom emergencies, or quote, taking a dump.
3:57These are sensitive things. But one man was flagged.
4:00Wait, we had one- Oh. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:03Oh, yes. Andy Holloway. Okay, so here's what the bot says.
4:07The clearest and essentially only one well-documented case of the three hosts saying something treated as a cuss word is on the actual podcast, and it's Andy's word.
4:16Effective. Effective. Effective. Yeah. There you go. All right.
4:19All right. Number three is mean mugging. Mike. Mike Wright famously has a resting face that says, get off my lawn.
4:26Whatever we do, don't go to his camera. Just stay right.
4:30Yeah, there we go. I got to try and get neutral face.
4:34Oh, neutral face is your mean mug. Yeah, there it is.
4:37There it is. I mean, you just look like an angry man.
4:41Yeah. So here's the stat. Guys, I'm very content right now.
4:45Right. Since episode 1008, Mike has had his Nike sneaker mug on the table for 99% of in-studio episodes.
4:51It even appeared in two episodes this summer without him.
4:54Without you there. So everyone has asked about your sneaker mug.
4:58Yeah. Well, we'll give another shout out. Sneakermugs.com. I think he's making more.
5:02He does. It's just one guy, and he makes some batches every once in a while.
5:08So you got to be locked in. And then the last couple stats here.
5:12Man of the people. We've done 975 in-season episodes.
5:15So that is the amount of the 2,000 that were in-season.
5:19Jason Moore has been present for over 98% of in-season episodes.
5:23Impressive. Yeah. Only three waivers episode absences in 12 years.
5:26Kyle, is that by anybody? I think that's Jason.
5:29That's Jason. So he's missed three waiver episodes. He's a man of the people.
5:33Man of the people. And then the last one.
5:36I got to take a vacation immediately. I'm out of here.
5:40The last one is Feels About Right. Over the years, we've picked 2,328 starts of the week and 108 my guys.
5:47Kyle noting that all of them were spot on and perfect.
5:51Obviously. The team has chosen the least for starts of the week.
5:55Oh, okay. So he's looking at which team has been chosen the least and they never have had a my guy.
6:02So of all the NFL teams, who's had the least starts of the week?
6:06This feels right. And zero my guys. And that is apparently the Atlanta Falcons.
6:11Yeah. It's crazy because the my guys, we've picked the my guy from every single team except for the Falcons.
6:17Never have, never will. You know what I mean?
6:20Well, I mean, anytime I would have, it probably would have been some delusional Kyle Pitts moment and it wouldn't have worked out.
6:28Right. But B. John. B. John's my guy. Yeah.
6:31You can't really go. That's the thing. The consolidation does not allow for you picking someone like B.
6:37John. No, Demonte Freeman. My guys though. Back in the day.
6:41That could have been a good one. All right.
6:44Last night, Bears 30, Patriots 24, Bears taking care of business.
6:47And if you think about that 24 and you take off the most ridiculous touchdown in the history of the National Football
6:54League before a half, which was a unconscionable 48 yard touchdown reception by Ramondre Stevenson on a dump off.
7:01Did you see halfway through that play, there were 24 on the Bears.
7:05Yeah. He ran the wrong way. Ran the wrong way.
7:08That shouldn't be. Seemingly impossibly. Like what are you doing?
7:12He just runs away from the player. I know that's the speculation of like, you know.
7:17Yeah. But I don't even know if you tried to be that dumb.
7:21You could do it on purpose. Yeah. No. And then it was reminiscent of them giving up that big, the Hail Mary to Jaden Daniels.
7:29If you remember that. It made for an exciting game.
7:33I'm very happy that they got that, you know, touchdown right before the half going down.
7:38You know, the end of that game was Bears controlling and they had the Patriots had so many opportunities to get them off the field.
7:46And honestly, I feel like the Patriots very well could have won this game.
7:51Throughout the game, they had so many ill-timed penalties and not, I'm not saying refs.
7:56I'm saying Patriots, like legit penalties or it's like you freaking bonehead.
8:00Right. I mean, over and over in important situations.
8:03If I was Vrabel, my head would have exploded.
8:06But Drake May still looks great, despite the fact that his number one wide receiver, A.J.
8:11Brown, cannot catch. Cannot catch the ball. Well, it's so much more than that.
8:16Like, I wanted to have the conversation. Like, do you think, like, is A.J.
8:20Brown going to be a dominator right now, the gap between that?
8:24Like, if he caught a deep bomb, like, but Booty did that a lot.
8:29I mean, it's like, Kayshawn Booty had tons of deep passes.
8:33I mean, I still very, very much feel like.
8:36I mean, he's 3 for 48 on six targets and looked.
8:39He's still not right. He doesn't look himself, but he's still not right.
8:43Keep in mind, like, Jordan Mason coming back this week.
8:47Jordan Mason had a thumb injury. He should be in shape.
8:50He should be ready to go. So, this injury for A.J.
8:54Brown was an ankle injury. He's not out there running.
8:57How many weeks do you get to say the same thing?
9:01Oh, four. So, genuinely. Because this was supposed to be the week after the week.
9:06No, no, no. It was going to be great.
9:09Genuinely. No, it's not. The data for a high ankle injury is three weeks of negative production versus your normal baseline.
9:16So, at the very least, there should be one more week where he is, statistically speaking, under what he should do performance-wise.
9:23Now, that being said, he should still catch a ball when it hits him in the hands.
9:29I feel like that's nothing to do with an ankle injury.
9:32The deep ball was hard. I thought you were bullish about him this week.
9:37It was a little... I don't know if it was a great play or some defensive pass interference on that one deep pass.
9:45Yeah. There's a little bit of both. That one was tough.
9:48Yeah. Ramondre Stevenson was the leading receiver. Five for 93 and a touchdown.
9:53Hey, Hunter Henry, Andy. Yeah. I mean, I... I enjoyed them points very much.
9:57I mean, it was obvious. What wasn't as good was Demario Douglas, who had only four targets in the game.
10:04And was banished seemingly. But, I mean, if you look at it, it was basically Hunter Henry and Ramond Ray.
10:10Nobody else had more than three receptions on the team.
10:14Target-wise, AJ Brown was at six. Demario was at four.
10:17Raritan was at four. He looks good. Drake May, like I said, he scored.
10:22Great touchdown on the ground. Luther Burden had four for 130 and one in the first half and then never got another target.
10:29Can we just use Luther Burden, like, for a full game?
10:33No. Ben. Benjamin. I was playing against him. What are we doing?
10:37I was playing against him. Is it too good?
10:40And I didn't want to see it again. I will say this.
10:44This is the game we were waiting to see where the three cogs are used.
10:49Like, the first half it looked like Roma Dunzey's dead.
10:52Luther Burden is his team. Second half, Luther doesn't get a target.
10:56Rome comes up with a bunch of big catches.
10:59Although he did have an egregious drop in the end zone.
11:03And then, of course, the real story here is Colson Loveland.
11:0612 targets. Seven for a very nice 69 and a touchdown.
11:10Had a couple drops as well. Yeah, he had one nasty drop.
11:14The other one is, like, it was in the hands.
11:17He should have caught it. Definitely a drop. But still, 12 targets.
11:21Going forward, Ian Rappaport was reporting this morning that Cole Komet is believed to have a serious season-long knee injury.
11:28So, Loveland will be, you know, more alone in the tight end room.
11:32Yeah, it was big. And then Swift dominated everything on the ground.
11:3622 for 78. Was good in the passing game as well.
11:40We'll see when Monongai returns. Caleb was good. Bears win a big one.
11:44It's Friday. Foot Clan Friday. See, I feel like Kyle dropped the ball here.
11:49He could have figured out how much money we've given away on Friday.
11:53Oh. For the total amount of shows. But I guess that's just, like, shows divided by Fridays.
11:58I don't know. $100 gift card every Friday to a supporter at jointhefoot.com.
12:03Ashville Clark is the winner today. $100. Clark from Asheville.
12:06Yes. Apparently. Yes. That is the name on Join the Foot.
12:10Jeremy wants us to note today is $1 million given away.
12:13Okay. Congratulations. Probably if you round up high enough, that would be true.
12:18Yeah. Don't round up to the closest million. That's right.
12:21Yeah. That's right. No, we appreciate everybody that supports the show.
12:25I mean, it's worth saying on Show 2000, like, without the Foot Clan, without Join the Foot, without, I mean, it's 12
12:32years of people, we thought when you, like, when we started that, that people would, like, sign up to support this show
12:39as an independent show, and it would, like, kind of be during the season, and you'd get, like, the perks and the
12:46extra episodes, and then they'd all go bye-bye in the off-season or something, and everyone hung around, and that really was part
12:54of, like, why we could even sustain ourselves as an entity.
12:57It's because you're all maniacs out there. Yeah, like, everybody was freaks for fantasy.
13:02Like, we were, we wanted the off-season stuff. And it was surprising, like, shocking to us that it was more about community,
13:09more about building the relationship than it was just, hey, we give you some special rankings, and you give us money.
13:16The off-season FootCast, which, if you're unfamiliar, we do an episode every week for the Foot Clan on Thursdays, that is just your questions from the Foot Clan.
13:25It could be anything, and in the off-season, those questions are anything.
13:29And those are so fun. Those are my favorite shows to record.
13:33Let's talk some news. News and notes from around the league.
13:37Well, this was unfortunate. Cole Komet, we talked about it, carted off with a right knee injury.
13:43Ben Johnson saying it doesn't look very good. Test today.
13:46Post this morning from Beat Riders. It looks season-ending for Cole Komet.
13:50And he is a valuable player in that offense.
13:53Yes, he is. He's a great, well-rounded tight end.
13:56It's like Michael Mayer for the Raiders. It's like, just because Loveland's the superstar pass catcher, Cole Komet's a huge part of this team.
14:04Yeah, you could definitely argue he's a better all-around tight end.
14:07I mean, you could make that argument, I think.
14:10I mean, you could say that if you want.
14:13Not for fantasy. Sounds stupid. For the NFL. Rico Dowdo listed as questionable for the Sunday morning game in France.
14:20France! Okay. I mean, that would be huge for Jalen Waddell, or Jalen Warren.
14:25In those games, without Rico, he was dominating. Lamar Jackson limited again.
14:29The line is now back to Baltimore, minus one and a half, so they think he'll play.
14:34Wait, is this a new video? Do I need to break down this video?
14:39Mike, will you break down that video? Okay, Lamar has walked.
14:42While we're talking. He's walked down the... Jason, do you have something to say?
14:47Yeah, I'll just continue. Lamar has walked down and lightly jogging.
14:51It's a really short video. Okay. Okay, what were you saying?
14:54Brees Hall, questionable with the quad injury. Aidy Mitchell will play for the Jets.
14:59That's a perfect... For Omar? Yeah, for the Omar Cooper waiver.
15:03We'll see. The latest I saw on Brees Hall was, it's going to go to Sunday.
15:08It'll be a game time decision. He probably plays, but even if he does, it's going to be a timeshare with Braylon Allen.
15:15But it is a good matchup. Yes. Jordan Mason, a full participant again on Thursday.
15:20He's going to play, and he's going to play well.
15:24Paul Charchian, good friend of the show and... And fantasy football.
15:27And fantasy football. And a Minnesota plugged-in native says he expects Jordan Mason to get a heavy workload.
15:33Well, there was a report just circulating this morning.
15:36I mean, we knew Aaron Jones was a bit banged up, but they said he's been playing with a sprained MCL.
15:43So, for Jordan Mason to come back right now, they're probably going to try and make sure Aaron Jones gets healed up.
15:50I wouldn't heal him up. He's been playing really well with a sprained MCL.
15:55It's like the device? Yeah. Keep that MCL just a little banged up.
15:59Tyler Warren did not participate again on Thursday. Seems like Tyler Warren may miss another game.
16:05Baker Mayfield was a full participant. He's wearing a custom glove on the right hand.
16:10And should be back. And Emeka Ibuka is practicing on Friday.
16:13Yeah. Okay. It seems like he's going to be back.
16:17Yeah, it sounded like he was practicing nearly in full.
16:20So, he's progressing through the protocol at this point.
16:23You expect him to pass. The protocol. Yes. Not the ball.
16:27Correct. Mike Evans did not practice again on Thursday with the hamstring.
16:30He'll be a game-time decision. It's called hamstring now?
16:33Yeah, wait, what? That's what it says. Achilles, hamstring, ribs.
16:37It's definitely the Achilles. Legs. They should just say Mike Evans in parentheses.
16:41Mike Evans. Mike Evans. Yeah. He's dealing with his entirety.
16:44Brian Robinson, Falcons running back, downgraded to a DMP.
16:47Heal up, Brian. He's dealing with it. Heal up.
16:50That's what I'm hearing from you. Not a Bichon situation.
16:54What? No. I care about Brian Robinson. The man.
16:57We're on Judkins and Dylan Sampson both limited again.
17:00We expect them back. Here's some news we got yesterday.
17:03Puka Nakua added to the injury report with a calf injury.
17:06It's being reported as minor, but his situation this week is TBD.
17:10They have lost Adams. I mean, it makes Higby a really good start no matter what.
17:16The Mumps. They lost. Kanata Mumfield. Yeah. Yeah. Terrence Ferguson.
17:19I don't know. Look, I will tell you something I did yesterday.
17:23We've been talking so much about Bo Nix, right?
17:26Right. And how I chose Geno Smith over him.
17:29I had a trade. I did a trade yesterday in our League of Records.
17:34Did you know this? The Harold Phantom one? Yeah, the Harold Phantom one.
17:38Yeah, I saw it. I missed that. So I did a trade.
17:42You've got to lock in. In that trade, I had the ability to get Matthew Stafford for Geno Smith to play this week.
17:49It's the only week I needed. I got Justin.
17:52I chose not to do it. Again, I went with Geno Smith.
17:56Now, I am not excited about how fast that game is going to fly by, but Matthew Stafford without Adams, without Puka, I wasn't feeling it.
18:05I understand. So we'll see. I mean, what's crazy about this situation is they get to go and play the Raiders.
18:12The Raiders are a solid team. I think we can agree with that.
18:16We might not agree that they're good, you know, or like a playoff team.
18:21Yeah, but they're not a basement dweller like they were last year.
18:25No. And so this is going to be a battle, and you've got major pass-catching problems.
18:30Mike Washington Jr. Oh, great. What? Downgraded to a DMP on Thursday.
18:34As soon as you ever believe that you can, like, maybe look at Mike Washington, look his direction, then something happens.
18:41It's such a wild roller coaster with him. Don't look at me.
18:45I'm hideous. Wow. What? Man, I missed that one.
18:48Oh, that's tough. I'm going to need to. I've got a team, a rebuilding dynasty team, and my two running backs.
18:55Oh, no. And when I say two, I mean on the roster.
18:59I mean, I guess, is Jonah Coleman playing this week?
19:02He's activated, I believe. Oh, buddy. I think he might be active this week.
19:07Oh, buddy. My two are Damian Pierce and Mike Washington.
19:10Oh. Gross. Zach Charbonnet activated off the PUP. Could make his debut.
19:14Rashi Rice did not practice again. It seems like that hamstring is going to take him a while to get back.
19:21Yeah? Yeah. Yes. Any other news? I don't know.
19:24Okay. Don't think so. All right. We'll take a break.
19:27We'll come right back. The Ducers have a little segment before we get into the forecast.
19:33Welcome back to show 2000 of the Fantasy Footballers.
19:36Before we jump into the remaining five matchups on today's show and the Fantasy Faceoff, the Ducers have something prepared.
19:42What did he say? All right, Al. What's going on?
19:45What did he say? We are going to play a little game called What Did He Say?
19:51Oh, boy. I am going to read a quote that was said by one of you in the last 2,000 episodes.
19:58And you guys are going to try and guess who said it.
20:02We will then play the clip and reveal the correct answer.
20:06Oh, this is so good. This is fun. This is great.
20:09The first one is a little practice round, a little gimme.
20:13Okay. The quote is, am I going to be able to withstand victories for the next few weeks?
20:19Yeah. Yeah. That's a famous me quote. That's a Jason Moore classic.
20:23That's a Jason Moore. That became a t-shirt. Am I going to be able to withstand victories for the next few weeks?
20:30Do you have that? Let's go to the tape.
20:33Okay. And then the other thing is, am I going to be able to withstand victories for the next few weeks?
20:40If your team looks pretty rock solid. Did you say withstand victories?
20:44What does that mean? Well, I can always withstand a victory.
20:48I mean, withstand the schedule and get victories. Like, you know, if I can withstand two victories.
20:53The part where you describe it. Wait. I cannot take another victory.
20:57No more. I think even the way you clarified it is completely grammatically wrong.
21:02I think what you mean is, could you achieve two victories without the guy?
21:06Could I withstand the matchups with two injured guys to achieve victory?
21:10I did it. Digging my way to it. I got through the sentence.
21:15Congratulations. Yeah. Very nice, Jason. All right. That's legendary.
21:18All right. So you guys all got that one right.
21:21That was the gimme? That's the gimme. Okay. All right.
21:24You don't think we're going to get these other ones?
21:28You might. I don't know. We'll see. I think we've got them.
21:32We were here for them. We've got incredible memories.
21:35You said them. Quote two, I was just absolutely liquid in my pants heading into the weekend.
21:40Oh, that's a quote from a person. That can't be me.
21:44That's Mike. That's got to be Jason. That's definitely me or Mike.
21:48It's definitely your Mike. You guys got to lock your answers in individually.
21:52Oh, okay. We got to lock them in. Can you read the quote one more time, please?
21:58I was just absolutely liquid in my pants heading into this weekend.
22:02I'm going Mike. I don't feel like liquid is.
22:05I mean, Jason said a lot of things about his pants and.
22:09Going with the absolutely and the conjunction word or whatever.
22:12What are you doing? I put myself. Yeah, I think it's Mike.
22:16We're all going Mike. Let's go to the tape.
22:19Yeah, all of our waiver wires just went through as the show was going.
22:23You got him for a dollar? I have Mitch Trubisky.
22:27I was just absolutely liquid in my pants heading into this weekend.
22:31And they like, cause this is a. You, you know how I feel.
22:35You got to win this week. There is huge implications.
22:38What am I talking about? Wow. Wow. I got scared for a second when I started the clip.
22:44Yeah. Oh my gosh. So wait. All right. We all got, we're all perfect.
22:49Everybody got it right. Yeah. All right. Next quote.
22:52We'll be spreading our legs. We'll be a comfortable.
22:55We'll be spreading our legs. We'll be comfortable. Don't put that one in the bot.
23:00All right. I got my answer. Yeah, I've got, I've got my answer locked.
23:04My answer is locked. Mike. Um. Oh man, that might be Mike again.
23:09No. I'm going Jason. I'm going Andy or Jason on this.
23:12What are you doing? You got to go with one of them.
23:16I wrote Andy. I'm going Andy. Oh crap. For those of you on YouTube, you will see a new studio on Tuesday.
23:24There you go. And we'll be, you know, we'll be spreading our legs.
23:28We'll be comfortable. Mike won't be putting his feet up on the desk.
23:32Yeah. Did I say spreading our legs? Oh no.
23:35Yeah. You meant wings. That's right. Wow. We already have an early winner for Jason.
23:40I might've said stretch. This show just took a very sharp turn.
23:44Oh man. For the worst. Oh, I'm now losing the game too.
23:48All right. Mike and I in the lead. I didn't want to acknowledge the possibility.
23:53Spreading our legs will be comfortable. Okay. How many, how many more of these?
23:58So I know if I can come back. Uh, there's a total of six and then we have tiebreakers if necessary.
24:05Okay. Uh, all right. We're moving on to quote four.
24:08Oh gosh. He was busty in the wrong spots.
24:11He was busty in the wrong spots. He was busty in the wrong spots.
24:15Oh, this one's talk. I can see all three of us.
24:19Yeah. I could see all three of us. He was, he was busty in the wrong spots.
24:25I'm going to man. I, I do not know.
24:28I, uh, at this point, I've got mine. All right.
24:31Let's lock it. I'm going Andy. I'm going me.
24:34I'm going me. We all win ourselves. I want that quote.
24:38One of you guys is correct. Okay. Oh my goodness.
24:41Here we go. I was down to me or Jason.
24:44His splits are basically don't exist. It was, you could play him in any particular matchup, but he was busty in the wrong spots.
24:52Oh, Mike did it. What does that mean? What did you say?
24:56I do not know what you mean. Busty in the wrong spots.
25:00Okay. All right. Mike in the lead. Mike in the lead.
25:04Yes. Because he claimed that great quote. Oh man.
25:07He was, I, here's what does that mean? A credit to the team.
25:11I don't remember almost any of these. So that's awesome.
25:14That's funny. That's a lot of episodes. And I did not remember these quotes.
25:19Well, based on the set that we are seeing, it's been a minute since we said these.
25:25Yeah. All right. Going into round five. We got Mike with four, Jason with three, Andy with two.
25:30Hit that drop, Mike. What did he say? Quote five.
25:34I would love it if just one of these guys was shot in the leg.
25:39Oh my gosh. Crap. I would love it if just one of these guys was shot in the leg.
25:45Oh my goodness. All right. We do not support violence.
25:48We do not. But one of us did on this day.
25:52I, and I, yeah. I'm going to be shocked if this one's me.
25:56I got my answer. I do too. I, okay.
25:59All right. I think it's Jason. I think it's because they showed a picture of me when the quote came up.
26:06Oh, did they? Yes. I put the wrong slide up.
26:09Who said this? Was it the guy on the slide?
26:13Yeah. Okay. Well, I didn't even see that. So I still got it.
26:17I'm, I'm claiming full point. I'm guessing I'm right.
26:20Let's go to the clip. I would love it if one of these guys were just shot in the leg.
26:27Oh, come on. Oh, oh, come on. Explain yourself.
26:30It's what? Please explain yourself. Abort. Come on. Why aren't you talking?
26:34I'm not saying. I'm just saying. No, no. That's what you would get.
26:38I apologize. Do you imagine? There's a father driving around with his son right now.
26:43I don't want them killed. Like, miss the order.
26:46What is happening? You're digging deeper this hole. There he goes.
26:49This is ridiculous. You can't say like. I apologize to the families of these two wonderful men, both of whom I like.
26:57I don't want them to be shot in the leg.
27:00Okay. Nice finish. Nice finish, Jay. A quick apology.
27:03Oh, my gosh. I thought for sure that was going to be like, you know.
27:08Just kidding. Someone was shot, you know, like Ricky Pearsall.
27:11If Pearsall hadn't happened yet. Do you know who those two players were?
27:16No. Christine Michael and Thomas Rawls. Oh, really? Okay.
27:19Wow. All right. All right. Quote six. I'm getting milked.
27:22That's my takeaway. I know that one. Oh, man.
27:25Okay. Six for six, baby. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I'm going Mike.
27:28What's Mike say? That's Jason. It's a podcast. You got to say it out loud.
27:33I'm going Jason as well. Okay. You had a milk bet with Damon, our manager.
27:38Okay. Let's hear it. Here's my. Go ahead, Jay.
27:41I'm getting milked. That's my takeaway. I don't. No context here.
27:45Can we just get that quote, Brooke, separately? Oh, good.
27:48So here's the thing. Our manager nipples, Greg. Yeah.
27:51Not like that, but we do water bets. And our manager, Damon, we changed our water, our water bet into a milk bet.
27:59Disgusting. Disgusting. Awful. Did you ever get milk? I never got milk.
28:03I don't think either of you ever got milk.
28:06Mike, congratulations. I am the champion. On winning. Let's jump.
28:09I am the champion of what did he say?
28:12What did he say? Let's jump into the forecast.
28:15Fantasy forecast presented by prize picks. I feel like we could have played that game for hours with the thing set on this show.
28:23Yeah. Brooks says there's three bonus clips. Maybe we just throw them at the end.
28:28Yeah. There you go. Yesterday, we covered the Steelers Saints, the Paris game, 49ers, Falcons, Browns, Titans, Colts, Vikings, Dolphins, Jets, Buccaneers, Panthers, Bengals, Ravens, Giants, and Texans.
28:37Five matchups today, starting with our Arizona Cardinals. Denver Broncos four and two going to Arizona to take on the Cardinals.
28:44Darn it. I was really hoping this game was in Los Angeles.
28:48Because the Cardinals play great in LA. So Vegas line here, Denver minus four and a half.
28:54The over-under is 43 and a half. No, don't you do it.
28:58Andy's almost upset of the week. I realized that I could be wrong here.
29:02However, money where my mouth is. Bone X is not getting started by me.
29:07I had three leagues I could have played. I'm playing Geno Smith.
29:11I don't think the problems. Look, when you have to in every week when they weekends, the Broncos have to go to the podium.
29:19And they have to make an excuse. And it's a play caller or the head coach's mistake or Bo Nix or this, that and the other thing.
29:28I don't think it's all getting fixed overnight just by playing Arizona on the road.
29:33I don't think everything Arizona did on defense last week is attributable to knowing Sean McVay.
29:38A lot of people know Sean McVay. A lot of people have never stopped Sean McVay.
29:43I think it was an effort thing. I think the Cardinals, I think Walter, it was a Walter Nolan thing.
29:50I think it was stepping up on the defensive side schematically.
29:54This is a low over-under. It's 43 and a half.
29:57I was trying to remember. I thought Nolan got banged up.
30:00No, Nolan dominated less. Yeah, no. I thought he left.
30:04You just meant at the end of the game.
30:07Yeah. I mean, I think that the Cardinals will keep this close.
30:11It's four and a half. Denver, they're favored. They should win the game.
30:15I think the Broncos will keep this close. Well, that is kind of the point.
30:20By not getting out to a big lead. Yeah.
30:23I mean, that being said. Now, I don't think the Cardinals' offense is going to do a lot against Denver's defense.
30:30No, I don't think so either. I mean, you just saw Denver.
30:34You talk about they have to go to the podium and make excuses.
30:38When they went to the podium last, they just beat the Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks.
30:43Yeah, they are four and two. Yeah, they're going to the podium as winners, but they're still having to answer for the
30:51offense because the offense has looked abysmal. And the question is, and to your answer, is that you think the Cardinals are getting it together.
30:59I still believe that the Cardinals' defense is one of the worst in the league, despite the fact that last week when
31:06we played against LeFleur's former team, we did shut down a great offense.
31:11Well, this is not supposed to be just about the prediction.
31:14It's supposed to be about the fantasy options. Jeremiah Love did not practice on Thursday.
31:19It feels like this is going to be Mr.
31:22Tyler Algier and Bam Knight. On Twitter, people are like, man, you have Algier ranked ahead of Bam Knight?
31:28What? And I'm in a desperate situation. I've got to play one of these guys.
31:33And the hard part is, look, Algier is the starter.
31:37He will get the first shot. The situation was Bam Knight was better last week, so he kept getting more and more opportunities.
31:44Is something wrong with Tyler Algier? Maybe. But it's like predicting and projecting Bam Knight to take over the backfield over the
31:52guy who got the money is— That's a tough call.
31:55Algier has looked bad on every carry of the entire season to me.
31:59That being said, Bam Knight was not great. He had a 31-yard run.
32:03Outside of that, he was 3.5 yards a carry.
32:06So he had a really nice, important run. But he got 15 carries is, I think, the headline to me.
32:13Right. You gave him 15 opportunities when Love was gone.
32:16It wasn't Algier— Algier had 20—18 carries, 20 opportunities.
32:19His price picks projection is 41.5 rushing yards for Algier.
32:23I would take the less on that, if it were me.
32:26Yeah, that's fine. Because of the defense. I do think it'll be a split.
32:31I agree. If I had to start one, I would put Algier in first, even though he's played worse, because I do
32:38think he'll have more opportunities in this game. Do you want to play—like, the last two weeks have been terrible for Michael Wilson.
32:46People out there have questions about Michael Wilson. Now you have a horrible matchup.
32:50Like, Trey McBride's your auto-start of this game. Yes.
32:53Beyond that, for the Arizona Cardinals, like, Brissette is not a streaming option this week.
32:58No. I don't think Michael Wilson— The running backs are not a good option.
33:03I don't think Michael Wilson is a must-play. He's fine if you're—you know, when you're comparing him to the waiver wire pickups,
33:10I wouldn't be starting those guys over Michael Wilson.
33:13But if you've got—you know, in this matchup, for instance, obviously through the season you've been playing Michael Wilson ahead of Jalen Waddell.
33:21I would play Jalen Waddell ahead of Michael Wilson.
33:24That's one of my examples. He's my start of the week this week.
33:28I think he's going to be a top 24 player against the Cardinals defense.
33:33But that's an example of someone that legitimately might be on your roster that you're deciding between and the way I lean.
33:40You would want to say that the Broncos get on the right track in this game.
33:45Yes. This should be the game that they take advantage of it.
33:49Now, we've had—part of my, you know, fear is, like, we've had these games in the last couple of years where it's
33:56like, man, they should dominate the league's worst defense and the Raiders last year, and they win.
34:02You know, is this game going to be 15-12?
34:05It could be. It absolutely could be. I mean, it might be.
34:09Like, the Cardinals won last week against the Rams with six field goals.
34:13They didn't score a touchdown. I mean, there's just not a lot.
34:17I don't have the enthusiasm. Now, you like Waddell.
34:20I would be still—I'm still afraid to play Waddell.
34:23I guess if you—you can make the argument that if you're ever going to play him, you better play him now in this game.
34:31Yeah. I mean, that is basically the argument is the matchup here for the Cardinals.
34:36They're 26th in fantasy points given up to wide receivers.
34:39They also are the type of team that has given up big plays to wide receivers, which is what Jalen Waddell needs.
34:47He needs to connect. Is he the biggest bust in a wide receiver position in the top handful of rounds?
34:53I mean, to me— I mean, A.J. Brown, it's not fair because it was an injury, but he's probably a bigger hurt you so far.
35:02I mean, he's had a— Although, maybe he hasn't hurt you as much as Waddell because Waddell, you started more.
35:08Waddell's the wide receiver 41 in five of his six games as long as receptionist 13.
35:13He had a 49-yard catch in week two, and then it's been 9, 13, 10, and 8.
35:19I don't like the utilization path. It's not just that.
35:22And Bo Nix. It's Bo Nix. Yeah. Like, I don't know how we go from Bo Nix in his first couple of
35:30years where— not that he was a superstar, you know, like giving us, like, Madden-like passing stats, but it was—the offense was functional.
35:37Things happen. You know, like, Cortland Sutton was very usable for stretches of time.
35:42It's hard for me to look at what's going on with Waddell and be like, that's Jalen Waddell's fault.
35:48I'm—to me, it's more of a—this is a Bo Nix's fault.
35:52Yeah, and whether or not he will figure out that he's allowed to throw it down the field.
35:58Yeah, I don't know. TBD. But last week, you know, 29% of the targets went to Waddell.
36:03If the offense finds its way to be easier this week against the Cardinals, the targets should go to Waddell, and the fantasy value should be there.
36:12Coleman should be back. Dobbins, is he in your lineup?
36:16Yeah, I think Dobbins should be there since— I agree.
36:19Since Sean Payton took over play-calling duty, you have 18 carries and 17 carries in back-to-back wins.
36:25It's been play-calling duty as well. Yeah, I agree.
36:28But at the end of the game, they're winning, and they have done that by running the clock and running Dobbins, and
36:35then the matchup against the Cardinals should be okay.
36:38What if Coleman's a surprise active? Oh, I think he'll be active.
36:42I don't think that makes a huge impact in his first week back.
36:46It might impact Harvey more than Dobbins. Okay, so we haven't left the matchup, Andy.
36:51I will share this with you. Should you want to revert?
36:55Because we haven't left the matchup. I am aware that Walter Nolan has not practiced twice this week.
37:01There's also— Is he ruled out already? No, no, no.
37:04But there's another player who has not practiced all week.
37:07If his name is Buda Baker, then I will— Find me a way to hit that button in reverse.
37:13His name is Buda Baker. Oh, right. How are you feeling about— Let me ask you, how are you feeling about Jalen Waddle now?
37:21Well, I don't feel good about Waddle, because I feel like Jalen Waddle should have probably scored points in the previous six games.
37:29Sure. I'm just saying if Buda Baker and Nolan are out.
37:33I'm sticking with it. They're at home. I'm sticking with it.
37:36All right, the Green Bay Packers are 4-2, taking on the Lions.
37:40Oh, baby, I want this game. Yes. Spread your legs and get comfortable.
37:45Okay, okay. Spread your legs and get comfortable. Wide stance.
37:48Vegas line, Detroit minus three over under 53.5. I appreciate the try.
37:52I mean, this is awesome. This game is amazing.
37:55I want every piece of this game. You want to start the quarterbacks?
37:59Please do. They're starts of the week. Golf and love are both startable.
38:03Those projections. Prize picks, projections. For passing yardage. Goff, 278.5.
38:07Yeah. Hold on. Jordan Love, 277.5. Delicious. Packers linebacker.
38:10This is from Ari Mirov. Linebacker Zaire Franklin, who's been great this season so far, took a knee to the shin during
38:17practice and is out for Sunday's game against the Lions.
38:20That's quite a knee. Yeah. Weak shins? I don't know.
38:24I don't want to speculate about a man's shins.
38:26How do you strengthen your shin? I mean, if I took it.
38:30You've got to kick the tree over and over.
38:33Oh. Yeah. And then you take the bamboo. Yeah.
38:36And you'll wrap it up. But my point here is that awesome.
38:40Because whenever I see great defensive players go down in a game with a high over under, I am ecstatic.
38:47For our fantasy football purposes. This game should be awesome.
38:50There can't be weather problems in a dome. Play golf.
38:54Yeah. Play Gibbs. Yeah. Play Amon Ra. Yeah. Play Jameson Williams.
38:57Yes. I would. Play Sam Laporta. Yeah. Oh, man.
39:00Sam Laporta's spicy these days. Oh, yeah. He's getting after the Lions.
39:04I listened to the whole thing. Uh-huh. It's not.
39:07The soundbite. I mean, I'm not saying it's not like a very strong statement, him talking about his contract situation.
39:14But it's a little bit softer if you hear the whole conversation.
39:18Like, it's not as adversarial so good. Well, I don't think he is adversarial.
39:22But I love the fact that he is completely holding.
39:26It's a matter of fact. It's completely holding. It's just the facts of the situation.
39:31Holding his ground and not just giving the politically correct answer of like, you know, well, I'll let my agent figure that out.
39:38He's like, I broke my back for this team.
39:41Literally, I'm out there dominating. I need my money.
39:44If I don't get it, I'll go somewhere else.
39:47And that's it. But it wasn't adversarial. I agree.
39:50It was like, that's just the lay of the land.
39:53Play love. Play Watson. Play gold. And play Kraft.
39:56Kraft is my start of the week. The real question in this entire game is Fat Thor.
40:02And I do mean Fat Thor. Because I saw a video of Josh Jacobs on the field yesterday.
40:08And Josh Jacobs has a reminder. Was the original Fat Thor.
40:12Yeah. Correct. Well, yeah. And then, whereas Eddie Lacy on that team was the original Fat.
40:17Well, okay. But I mean, as our nickname, it was.
40:20So, we talked about it. Jacobs has come back from hiatuses before.
40:24Yeah. And looked. I mean, this was a joke because he looked overweight.
40:28He looked overweight in this video. Now, the other players on this team are not good.
40:34But does Jacobs come back in this game and instantaneously give you a top 15 performance?
40:39The Lions are stopping running backs against, for fantasy purposes, they are the sixth worst matchup in adjusted points.
40:45Yeah. The Lions, they are easy to throw on and difficult to run on.
40:50They're a pass funnel defense. I don't expect Josh Jacobs to come out here and dominate.
40:55I do expect him to get the vast majority of opportunities and the goal line opportunities.
41:00Like 65%? Like 60. So, 60? I think he'll have at least 60% of the opportunities.
41:06I've got a question. And if they get around the goal line, they will absolutely go to Jacobs.
41:12Here's the question I have for you. Coming into this matchup, you like the over-under, but he's back from a long hiatus.
41:19His rushing receiving yards line is set at 63.5.
41:22Woody Marks against the Giants. Woody Marks is long.
41:25I know his prize projection line because he was in consideration for me.
41:29It's 61 rushing yards. Who would you play of those two players?
41:33Because I think it is a real... Like, I think if I had them both, I couldn't help myself from putting Jacobs in there.
41:41I'd play Woody. I would go Jacobs. Even though they're like 10.5 point favorites, the Texans are, I still think that rushing
41:48touchdowns are higher odds for Jacobs to get. De'Ware Jordan was the one who stole the touchdown last week for the Texans.
41:56Yeah. So, Jacobs, I'm a little bit more confident.
41:59I want a running back on a team that's projected for more than 25 points.
42:04You know, that's just the... That's how I prefer it.
42:07All right. It should be a fun one. We'll take another break and finish out these matchups, get into the fantasy faceoff.
42:14We've already talked about it a little bit. The Rams at 2-4 take on the 3-3 Raiders in Las Vegas.
42:21The line here, Rams minus 3.5 still. Over-under is 48.5.
42:24Whoa. But the game opened up as Rams minus 8.5 before these injuries.
42:28So, it is closing quickly. The Rams... Desperate is a good word for it.
42:33Going to 2-5 would be very difficult to overcome when your division mate is 6-0 right now.
42:39Seattle's going to be competing and they have a better record.
42:42Only 19% of teams that open 2-4 have made the playoffs at all.
42:47So, you go to 2-5, you're in trouble. Now, they still have the fifth highest odds to win the Super Bowl.
42:54But you kind of look at... Like, nobody from the East is going to beat.
42:58Like, right now, you'd be like, they're better than every team in the East.
43:03They're better than every team in the South. Yeah.
43:06So, both of those divisions, you're better than everybody.
43:09You're not better than every team probably in the North right now.
43:13Correct. But, yeah. I mean, your odds of getting out of the NFC are fairly high when there's not that many dominators.
43:20Stafford, what do you think about the decision on Stafford this week?
43:24You lose Devontae Adams. It was a really big struggle against the Cardinals last week for Stafford.
43:30And I don't think... I'm not jumping ship on Stafford because he's a very good quarterback.
43:35But if you're a pocket passer and you've... Like, if Puka's not out there...
43:40Oh, man. Goodness. There's just... I don't need to take on that risk.
43:44He's Stafford. So, yeah. It could happen. But I'm just...
43:47I would not want to mess around with Stafford.
43:50Even if Puka should be out. Sure. But even if Puka is active in the game going in, that's a risk that he re-aggravates at mid-game.
43:59And then you start Stafford because, oh, Puka's in.
44:02And then all of a sudden, halfway through the game, you don't have Puka.
44:07You don't have Devontae Adams. And Tyler Higbee becomes your number one target, which is not good enough.
44:12He might be my start of the week. And I would start Tyler Higbee.
44:17I think it's a perfect matchup for him. Good.
44:20You know, the Raiders aren't great against tight ends.
44:23Well, really, the Raiders aren't great defensively against any position for fantasy.
44:27But it's a good matchup. Higbee's good. But if Higbee is your primary target, no, you can't start the quarterback.
44:34Kyron Williams was ticked off last week about not getting more work.
44:38Blake Corum scored. I think that's really what he was mad about.
44:42Because Kyron was out there a ton last week.
44:45He dominated the snaps. I mean, really. 72% of the snaps for the Rams.
44:49Yeah, the quote, if you didn't hear it, was like, what happened last week?
44:54You know, why couldn't you get it going? Probably because I wasn't out there.
44:5853% of the running back attempts. So that number was low for Kyron.
45:03Now, if Harbaugh was here, he would clearly cut Kyron.
45:06You know, he'd be like, you want more work?
45:09You're on the street. What decisions do you have there?
45:12I mean, Higbee's a great start. Jason, you have him as your start of the week.
45:18Yeah, I mean, I think the question is quorum.
45:21Like, you know. It's Higbee or certain guys like Pitts who's had a couple good weeks in a row.
45:27Eileen Higbee, I think Higbee's floor is very high.
45:30You can still definitely end up with a Colby Parkinson touchdown.
45:33Last year, I don't remember. I feel like he had five, six touchdowns last year.
45:38Colby Parkinson did. When they get around the red zone, it's like the other teams forget he exists.
45:44Yeah, Parkinson scored last week. Yeah. Do you have the numbers of what he scored last year?
45:50For Parkinson? Yeah. Yeah, he had, let's see here, eight touchdowns.
45:54Yeah, so I mean, he is really a goal line threat.
45:57That, ironically, maybe someone you could put in, you know, a DFS lineup or something.
46:02But Blake Corham is really the only question. Like, how willing are you to start a guy who has been pretty good
46:09for fantasy but doesn't get enough touches to, like, be a realistic start?
46:14I would start him. I would start him just because I think that the recipe for this game is, one of the
46:21reasons I didn't want to start Stafford with the Puka news is, I think the recipe is going to be running the crap out of the ball.
46:30Higbee or Dallas Goddard against Dallas on Monday night with a backup quarterback?
46:34I would play Higbee. I would definitely play Higbee there.
46:38Okay. Travis Kelsey against Seattle? Higbee. Higbee. Okay. That felt like there was going to be a third.
46:44I did, too. I don't need to go anymore.
46:47Yeah. Jenty? I mean, TJ Hoffman. I would play Higbee.
46:50But on the other side, I would play Bowers.
46:53Right. In this game, yeah. Yeah. For sure. Bowers is your lock.
46:57Jenty's a lock as well, especially with the Mike Washington news.
47:00Although, it could be tough for Jenty. But Trey Tucker.
47:04Here's something to know about Trey Tucker. And you felt it if you've ever played him before.
47:09Trey Tucker had a big week last week. He has never had back-to-back 10-point weeks.
47:14So when he hits, he hits the big game and then he disappears.
47:19It just seems to be the way things go.
47:22Now, maybe he can do it finally. But would you play Trey Tucker after the big week or Keenan Allen?
47:28Keenan Allen. Oh, that's tough. Or Michael Wilson. Wilson.
47:31Oh, that's tough to match up. I would play both those guys over Trey Tucker.
47:36Yeah, I want the known volume. That's how I feel, too.
47:40Over searching for one big play against the Rams.
47:43Sunday night football is the Chiefs against the Seahawks.
47:46Chiefs are 5-0. Seahawks 3-3. Game's in Seattle. Here we go.
47:49Seattle minus 3. The over-under is... Is this you rooting for Seattle to be sub-500?
47:542-1. No, this is... Oh, this is the revenge.
47:57Yeah. This is Ken Bone. You think the Ken Bone meetings, we don't talk about Seattle and what they did to our boy?
48:05Oh, man. How they mistreated him? Mike is... Over-under 40 carries.
48:08Well, it's ironic because it's like the receiving core is so depleted for the Chiefs.
48:13Like, you will have a massive amount of work going to Ken Bone Walker.
48:18Will he get it done against this defense? Yep.
48:21Yeah. Yeah, he probably will. Yeah, he will. And that is not a slight against the defense.
48:27Obviously, Seahawks have a championship-worthy defense. One of the best defenses in the league.
48:31Ken Bone Walker is going to tear them apart.
48:34And you think when they're inside the goal line...
48:37Andy Reid is the coach. Especially. Like, if we're in the five and they're like, hey, should we drop this trick pass play?
48:45Or let this guy... Or let Ken Walker score against his old team.
48:49Andy Reid strikes me as the one who's like...
48:52The problem, Mike... We're going to get you a touchdown.
48:55The problem, Mike, is where are they going to give it to him?
49:00Right up the middle. Yeah, no. We need to work on that.
49:04Stop doing that. He has forced 38 missed tackles.
49:07What a stud. Slightly ahead of Gibbs and Offensive Player of the Year odds right now.
49:12What other options do you have for Kansas City this week?
49:16It's a tough matchup on the road. Not favored.
49:19Xavier Worthy is the only one simply because he had seven targets with seven for 73 last week.
49:24You've got the injuries right now to Rushie Rice and Thornton being out.
49:29Man. I don't know if you can start... I wouldn't start him against the Seahawks.
49:34The Seahawks' defense, especially against wide receivers, is as elite as any team out there.
49:39I think it's genuinely... I don't think I'd start Patrick Mahomes even though he's Mahomes.
49:44This is Kenneth Walker and that's it. Last week, four for 53 for Kelsey.
49:48I think Kelsey is fine this week. You talked about Higby versus Kelsey.
49:53I'd play Kelsey over Hawkinson. I'd play Kelsey over Pitts.
49:56Patrick Mahomes or Aaron Rodgers? I do have Aaron Rodgers.
49:59Aaron Rodgers, in fact... Just because of the stats, though.
50:02Yeah, just because of the stats. Aaron Rodgers is my quarterback 10.
50:06So he's a low-end starter this week. I think a real better question is Aaron Rodgers or Matthew Stafford.
50:13Those were the two where I was like... I kept swapping which one I would actually start.
50:18Rodgers. You'd go Rodgers? If I had them, yeah.
50:21Mike? Rodgers or Stafford? Rodgers. What is the running game going to be for the Seattle Seahawks in this one?
50:28It is one of the worst matchups. And you're going to have Charbonnet back.
50:33I think you're going to have Emmanuel Wilson lead the opportunities here as they bring Charbonnet back.
50:38You know, slowly he's not at full strength. Helani will be involved.
50:42So you'll have a three-way timeshare, but Emmanuel Wilson will not get as many carries as he's been having with Charbonnet back on the field.
50:50So now if you take a lot of opportunities away from Wilson, you put him up against a top five defense against the running game.
50:59That's not someone I want to start for fantasy.
51:02Yeah, he was really bad last week and then he's kind of been touched down or bust.
51:07And you don't even know when you get down there who gets the goal line carry anymore because it's Ben Wilson, but now Charbonnet, that was his role.
51:17And Salami got one last week. Yeah, so... And I do mean Salami.
51:21I would not... I feel like I said it in such a way that it was like people just thought I thought his name was Salami.
51:29Like a junk in situation. It's George Salami. It's fun.
51:33Anybody you play on this team other than Jason?
51:36No, it's funny because this is a great game.
51:39It's an important game. Salami has joined the board.
51:42It's a great important game from two Super Bowl contending teams.
51:45And in that type of an environment, you have one player from each team that you start.
51:51It's Kenneth Walker and JSN. And that's it. I like Kelsey.
51:55I mean, you can start Kelsey. Yeah, I like Kelsey in this game.
51:59I don't really like him. I mean, the Seahawks have been great against tight ends.
52:04Yeah. Travis Kelsey. I mean, somebody has to move.
52:07Or Goddard. Yeah, I like Kelsey in this game.
52:10Okay. Just for what it's worth. I just think...
52:13I think you're going to get... But it... Like...
52:16Travis Kelsey... I guarantee five catches from Kelsey. So what does it turn into?
52:20Kelsey is just... It's the decision against the other lower level guys like Goddard.
52:25I just don't want Tanner... I go Mahomes and Tanner McKee.
52:29Okay. But like Harold Fannin, who's been disappointing, but he's playing against Tennessee.
52:33I'd play... I mean, Fannin's been really low. The receiving totals for Fannin are troublesome.
52:38That coaching staff has somehow forgotten. Yeah, I think it's just a tendency thing with like...
52:43Because we got new guys in. If Shaguer was the quarterback.
52:47Yeah, you've got Boston and Concepcion. Well, new coaching and stuff.
52:50But I don't know how they look at what Fannin did last year and they're like, Nah, we don't want to do that.
52:58Okay. Dallas, two and four. Philly, two and four.
53:01Why not tie this one? I love that. I love that.
53:05Dallas, minus four and a half. Over under 44 and a half.
53:09That's not super high. Implied point total though for Dallas, 24.
53:12Philly is 20. Tanner McKee. Giants leading the division 3-2-1.
53:15I mean... I have a dream. You do? It will not come true.
53:20Okay. And you know I love Jalen Hurts. I've loved him as a fantasy asset.
53:25I've loved him as a person, as a man, as a quarterback.
53:29But just because sometimes I love to watch the world burn, I dream of the Eagles offense figuring out how to run an offense.
53:37You know what I mean? Like all of a sudden Sean Mannion and the system looks like it can get it together.
53:44Now last week... I hear what you mean when you're like, it's not going to happen.
53:49Right. Yeah, because Tanner McKee wasn't that good last week, but that was his first start.
53:54And of course, this week he gets the Dallas Cowboys.
53:58So that defense is one where you can look okay.
54:01I'm just hoping for some drama. It is not every day where Dallas is four and a half point road favorites.
54:08Tells you the Eagles situation. I mean, you look up and down their board.
54:13Like you talked about Dallas Goddard. He didn't practice Thursday.
54:16He's got a knee problem. Dontavian Wicks, ankle problem.
54:19Devontae Smith? Did not practice. Hamstring problem. Saquon Barkley?
54:22Limited. Hamstring problem. I think you're going to have all of these banged up guys basically not practicing much.
54:28Like Devontae Smith... It's Monday, so Thursday's their Wednesday.
54:31Devontae Smith didn't practice much last week. Got in the game.
54:35Had 14 targets. I expect all of those guys to play.
54:38And more importantly, I expect Saquon to play, which is going to help the offense.
54:43It's a good matchup. Are you throwing... I mean, I'm throwing Saquon if he's active pretty much right.
54:49Woody Marks or Saquon Barkley? Oh, Saquon. Barkley. I mean, the matchup against the Cowboys.
54:54The only... The way that the Eagles win this game, the Eagles have a great defense, right?
55:00Their defensive line is going to get after Dak.
55:03The offensive line struggles of the Cowboys has been clear the last few weeks.
55:08And so it's going to be defensive run the ball.
55:11Yeah. Yeah. It'll be a volume play. I'd like to...
55:14I don't know what Saquon is the rest of the season, but Devontae Smith, if he's active, you'll play him.
55:21We've talked about Goddard. The target share should be there, especially with Wicks banged up.
55:26Mekhi Lemon, they hate. He's averaging 3.5 fancy points per game.
55:29It's... It's... Dude! Dude! The Rams... Yeah. And the Eagles should make a trade!
55:34Oh, I... Is it... Is it the... Simpson for Mekhi Lemon.
55:38Yes! They should have... Just do it. Just do it right what should have happened the first time.
55:44Philly needs a new quarterback. The Rams need a wide receiver.
55:47Let's make this happen. Just edit, undo the last couple months and make it right.
55:52I love that trade. It makes so much sense.
55:55I don't... The Rams are not giving up Ty Simpson.
55:58Dak, Seedy, George... Yes. Javante. We say it every week.
56:02There's not a lot... I mean... I'll play them all.
56:05The nice thing is both offenses are top 10 in pace, a neutral pass rate.
56:10We get a lot of action in these games.
56:13It's just... My biggest worry is this game gets out of hand with a defensive play by Dallas or the running game.
56:20Oh, my gosh. I pick six in this game.
56:23It would be the worst. And then you end up with just a lot of Javante, which I think is, you know,
56:30it's not an easy matchup, but that might be enough.
56:34Flannoy, the Eagles are allowing the highest target percentage to slot wide receivers.
56:38I mean, Lamb moves in the slot, but Flannoy has been making plays.
56:42So if you're desperate... Wait. Oh? Breaking news. Memeca Buca is out.
56:46Is out? Out. Okay. For week seven. For week seven.
56:50I am getting that news correct. That's what I...
56:53Right? Is everybody... Kyle? Yeah. I haven't seen it yet.
56:56Yeah. He has been ruled out. Okay. Did not pass the concussion.
57:00Buck Irving is fine. Baker Mayfield is fine. And Ted Fred Durst is fine.
57:05Yeah. All right. It's face-off time. Fantasy face-off presented by PrizePix.
57:08It's me! Well, I went out in overtime. Yeah.
57:11It was overtime again. You and I tied. We had to do a little overtime tiebreaker and it was close and you're the shame.
57:19Wheel of Shame. All righty. Spin that wheel. I saw a bookworm.
57:23Something about pasta. Sir Quack. Pickle. The Mona Lisa.
57:26The Mona Lisa. This is like a Mona Lisa.
57:29Oh, goodness gracious. I was warned about being able to get into this thing today.
57:34That's actually... This is pretty... This is a crafty one.
57:37This is pretty good. I will tell you what.
57:40It's getting harder and harder. I don't know. There's nowhere for your arms to go.
57:45There's no arm holes? No. Wait, really? Let me pull up my lineup first so I can...
57:51Wait, there's no arm holes? No, there's little hand holes.
57:54Hand holes? Because in the painting, her hands are like...
57:57Oh, my goodness. Yeah, that makes sense. All right.
58:00Give me one. So he has to get in a potato sack right now, basically?
58:05Yeah, essentially. All right. I've got to pull it.
58:08So he's got his lineup up and now he can get in without the ability to...
58:14Maybe. I don't know if I'd be going... Should we help him here?
58:18Okay. Hold me down, brother. Andy's helping. Yeah, your arm's got to...
58:22I've got to have the hands to help me.
58:25Okay. Jason is really, really... Your elbows are in your hand holes, Jason.
58:29Your hands need to go in the hand holes.
58:32I don't think his hands should be straight up.
58:35Hold on. Don't cross your arms. I'm trying to pull the thing down.
58:39Okay. There. We got one. We got one through.
58:42Hold on. Hold on. Let me give a... I'm going to pull it back.
58:47Give me a second. It's hard when you're sitting because it can't go...
58:51You are trapped. Where is this? Where's the other hand hole?
58:55Someone help this man. Okay. The hands are out.
58:58Yeah. Here. I got you. Okay. We're now putting the portrait on.
59:02This is... You should have abandoned the hands, brother man.
59:05Just put them down by... Okay. There we go.
59:08You're a wilted painting. I'm ruined. I'm finished. Just pull it down.
59:12Pull the whole thing down for him. Pull it down.
59:15Down to his face. Yeah. That's what I can't do.
59:19I can't pull the bottom down. Yeah. There we go.
59:22Okay. I'm beautiful. There. Now look. Now you're sort of a painting.
59:26You're so good. All right. We are into the fantasy face-off.
59:30There. Now it's perfect. All right. You guys want to start at quarterback?
59:34Yeah. Sure. Quarterback. Mike, go ahead. Hold on. I got to find my line.
59:39I will go first. Yeah, please. I'm taking Cam Ward.
59:42Oh. Tell me, Les. Longest completion. Oh. 30 and a half yards.
59:46Oh, that's such a good Les. I'm taking the Les.
59:49Oh, my gosh. There's no chance. What a great...
59:52Against Cleveland, I don't think we take that chance.
59:55So we've got a trifecta, like a power pick thing.
59:58How are you not on his camera right now?
60:01We've got a trifecta, like a power pick, where we each pick our favorite projection and put it together.
60:08When you can follow along on the app. Tell me that's the one that you put in.
60:13I don't know if it is, but that is...
60:16I thought it might be too complicated to put in that.
60:20Oh, okay. Well, it's fantastic. The pattern is too complicated.
60:23Okay. My quarterback... My quarterback... I'm so happy to hear that Lamar Jackson is playing in this game.
60:29I took Joe Burrow... Joe Burrow, six and a half rushing yards.
60:33Oh. I'm going more because I think that this will be a...
60:37Okay. Has he been scooting a little bit? So it's like every other game, kind of.
60:42It's just a matter... Well, no. I mean, it's...
60:45No, no, no. It's just funny. If he gets out there and runs, he's going to cross six and a half rushing yards.
60:53Okay. So I see 20, negative one. If he runs, he's going to cross his number?
60:58Yeah, because some games he doesn't get out and scramble.
61:01He's not forced to scramble. Except when he was...
61:04You look dumb. When he was three for six.
61:07You look trapped inside of like a Mona Lisa painting.
61:11All right. My quarterback is Michael Penix Jr., guys.
61:14227 and a half passing yards. This is true shame.
61:17The arm's being locked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm in a straight jacket.
61:22Yeah, yeah. Ooh, put that on the list. A straight jacket.
61:26You said Michael Penix Jr.? Michael Penix Jr., 227 and a half passing yards.
61:31Less. Okay. All right. I assume that's what you were going to say.
61:35I am going to go with the same team.
61:38I am taking Bijan Robinson. I am taking 23.5 rushing yards in his first five attempts.
61:43Five? First five attempts. Oh, easy peasy. 23.5. More?
61:46I've taken the more. Yeah, okay. I'm taking the more.
61:49For me, my running back is... You're so squatted down.
61:53It's awesome. This is so good. For me, my running back is J.K.
61:57Dobbins. I do think that the Broncos beat the Cardinals pretty handily, and so I'm going to take 47 and a half rushing yards, and I'm going more.
62:06All right. Here's my green goblin. His name is Christian McCaffrey.
62:10Oh, yeah. His projection is three and a half receptions.
62:13We will take more. Oh, okay. Yeah, there's no other wide receivers.
62:17That's why we went there. My green goblin is my wide out.
62:21His name is Jeremy Bernard. Yeah, baby! Jeremy. The germs.
62:24The receiving number here, 24.5 receiving yards. What, like his first catch?
62:28I'm taking the more. Jeremy, more than 24.5. He left me out in the rain.
62:33Be a rookie. Be a rookie, Jay. Mine's a rookie.
62:37Let's have fun. Yours is a rookie? Yeah. All right.
62:40I'm going to go with rookie wide receiver Malachi Fields.
62:43Yes! 18 and a half receiving yards. I'm going more.
62:47Okay. We ended up with it. All right. I got you, Kobe Lane.
62:51All right. 23 and a half. More. Really hope Lamar's playing.
62:55Yeah, that's interesting. My tight end is George Kittle.
62:57Warm in these paintings. I think this one's going to be.
63:01I can see why she was not really happy.
63:04George Kittle, 5.5 receptions. I'm taking the more for George Kittle.
63:08I don't think Evans is going to play. Yeah, I like that.
63:12This is my Green Goblin. I'm going in the high over under game with Tucker Craft.
63:17The neck is so stretched. Look how wide that thing is.
63:21I'm giraffe Mona Lisa. Tucker Craft, my Green Goblin.
63:24More than two and a half receptions. Well, gosh darn it.
63:27I got Tucker Craft, but I don't got a Green Goblin.
63:31His regular is four and a half receptions. Oh, so we've both.
63:35He's been averaging five a week for a month.
63:38Well, here's hoping he gets three. Yeah, the matchup is there.
63:41It's my start of the week. We're going with it.
63:45We're riding. All righty. There you go. That was Fantasy Face-Off presented by Prize Picks.
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63:54Today we'll be dropping our Week 7 Fantasy Footballers Player Pack lineup.
63:58Prize Picks, run your game. Are we? No, you need to kind of stay there.
64:03We're not done with this segment. Yeah, okay. I'll stay in here.
64:07I just wanted to know if we were going to get those final three quotes.
64:12What did he say? Yeah, I think we're about to wrap up.
64:16Al said he had something else he's going to do.
64:19Yeah, real quick before we shut down, we had a lot of people write in just to say congratulations on 2000.
64:26Thank you, folks. And to kind of let them know what the show means to them outside of the great fantasy football advice.
64:34So we will share those with you guys, but we picked out just a handful of the fun, concise ones that Josh and I are going to read.
64:43Live? We're going to read them live? We're going to read them live.
64:47Okay, let's hear it. Oh, boy. First one comes in from CrocsHockage86.
64:51Ten years since I started listening, my life has changed so much, but the ballers have always been a constant.
64:58I started listening in college, in between classes, or at the gym, and now I'm mowing my lawn and changing diapers for my two sons.
65:06Wow. Thank you for being there through it all.
65:09You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah, that's awesome. You're welcome.
65:12All right. This one comes in from Not Your Average Grandma, and it says, I'm a middle-aged mother of five girls, married
65:19for 30 years, about to be a grandma. I started listening after figuring out who my husband listens to so I can use his own intel against him.
65:29Thanks to you guys. I'm now a proud Foot Clan member, Megalobol contestant.
65:33He's not. What a loser. Yes. And play in three leagues, commissioner of one.
65:37Thanks for what you do. Don't ever quit. Great job.
65:41Thank you, Grandma. All swimming can stick together. That's definitely not your average grandma.
65:45All right. The next one comes in from The Frog in Jason's Throat.
65:50Who's Jason? I work as a therapist for an addiction treatment center, and you are all a necessity in helping me decompress after work.
65:58Oh, that's very nice. You know, we have over 2,000 episodes in 12 years.
66:02Often heard the, you know, in the beginning it was a surprise, but just heard that like when people go through stuff,
66:09and I, you know, we all have like different podcasts and things that are our routines, but the lighthearted nature of the
66:17show sometimes is just like a, you know, a backstop.
66:20This show's very serious, Andy. What are you talking about?
66:23Moments like this, which you finally got the costume to look good.
66:27It took you 40 minutes. We figured it out.
66:30I was under duress. Yes, you were. That's, I mean, it's humbling to hear that.
66:35Yeah. The world is a very serious place right now.
66:39Yeah. And then there's, hello! There's Jason. Matt, take those three final, what did he say?
66:44And put them out on socials. People want to see the stupid stuff we do.
66:49Yeah, you'll notice we don't have Matt reading any of these.
66:52No, I'm very thankful for that. All right, Josh, take it away.
66:56All right, this next one comes from Bird in Hand, and it says, Ballers, I started listening to you guys as a
67:04senior in high school right before COVID. Seven years later, you've helped me get through PT school while doubling my fantasy championships.
67:11Cheers to 2K, and here's to the next 2K.
67:14Awesome. Yay! Yay! Another 2,000, huh? I'm going to throw one last bonus one in here because I like this one.
67:21It makes me laugh. It's from Frecklefoot. I started listening the night Andrew Luck retired, desperate for someone, anyone, to make sense of that fantasy nightmare.
67:29Through Discord, the Megalobull, and the Footcast, I've made lifelong friends I never would have met otherwise.
67:35So thanks, Andrew Luck. Quitting on your team was the best thing that anyone ever did for mine.
67:41Nice. That was, ironically, we've said this before, that was at our live show moments before we went on stage.
67:48He retires. But Frecklefoot, long time Foot Clan supporter.
67:51I have a freckle on my foot. And Jason's having too much fun inside of this costume.
67:56Another really big thank you to everyone. Yes, Mike.
67:59Thank you so, so, so much for supporting our show.
68:03Again, 50 episodes, 2,000 episodes. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, these are moments.
68:07People are like, I was a senior in high school, and now I'm like, oh, goodness gracious.
68:13Yeah, if you heard the clips earlier in the show, you noticed our voices didn't even sound the same.
68:19No. The beard's a bit more gray now. Yeah, but we appreciate each and every one of you.
68:25We really do. Thank you so, so much. Anybody that's listened, followed, watched the show, took part in anything we've ever done,
68:32said a nice thing about us someplace in a review or on social media.
68:37Thank you. And you know what, even the people that have said not so nice things, thank you for engaging.
68:44That helps your algorithm. Thank you. All right, that is going to do it for today's episode.
68:49Episode 2,000 for the Mona Lisa, for Mike Wright, for Andy Holloway.
68:53We say goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers Podcast.
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