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3:29I'm Brandon Kravitz. Brandon 2.0. Brandon 1.0. Brandon Anderson is about to rock your world with his best NFL bets across each
3:35team in each division in the NFL. We're going 32 through one with Brandon Anderson's power rankings.
3:40Brandon, you and I have a future show that we'll be doing together this fall.
3:45So be on the lookout for that. This should be a nice launch into that show.
3:50I'm excited to get into it. Yeah, we're excited.
3:52We're doing the full power rankings today. I thought I was coming here with like 10, 12 team futures.
3:58And we are. Those are the new bets that were coming.
4:01My favorite win totals. My favorite division bets. All of that is brand new today.
4:06And then I got a little greedy, threw in a couple of player props here and there.
4:11Added this MVP that, this award here. And what do you know?
4:15We got a bet for every team here. So we got bets for everything.
4:19Some of them we're going to just barely mention and keep moving because we got to keep it moving along.
4:25But they're like awards bets. They're, they're player prop bets.
4:28They're things that we have articles and podcasts up already.
4:31So I'm going to re-explain everything then. But about half the stuff is brand new bets.
4:36Win totals, divisions, team futures is the key today.
4:38And we'll give them to you in power rankings order.
4:41Give them to you what we think going to the, well, what I think going into the season.
4:47Brandon 2.0 can tell you what he thinks along the way.
4:50And we'll have some fun. This feels like Christmas day.
4:53I feel like I'm under the tree right now.
4:56And then Brandon Anderson, AKA Santa Claus is handing out all the goodies.
5:00And I am, I am merely a Christmas elf.
5:02So we're going to go through Brandon's power rankings, 32 through one with an actual bets for every team.
5:08Some of these awards or props that you've already seen or heard on this podcast channel, but we've got some newbies today as well.
5:15His top division plays and all of his team futures.
5:18Uh, as always broken into tears, starting with 32.
5:21So let's dive right into it. The start scouting Saturdays tier.
5:24Well, good news as a dolphins fan, I've already started doing that.
5:28And I really like what I see by the way, in the college football world, when it comes to the top end talent.
5:35But we're looking at a three team tier here.
5:37Browns at 32 dolphins at 31. And then the Arizona Cardinals, not exactly the biggest surprise here at the bottom, but maybe
5:44a slight surprise in that you have the Browns at the very bottom with the Cardinals and the dolphins having the two
5:51lowest wind totals at three and a half. But you have the Browns as dead last.
5:55So what is it about them that makes them the bottomist autumn dweller?
5:59The worst of the worst here. As we start out, look, they are the worst, the worst in two of my rankings.
6:06We did all the rankings, quarterbacks, offensive line, coaching staff, et cetera, et cetera.
6:10They're dead last at quarterback and they're dead last at offensive line.
6:14And I don't think I even really need to sell you on either one of those things.
6:19You get to Sean Watson beating out Shader Sanders at quarterback.
6:22We'll see how long that lasts. Like I wouldn't even be surprised if we see Shader out there for snaps this Sunday
6:29in the second half, if things go really poorly.
6:31But the fact that you can't even get one of those guys to emerge your offensive line.
6:37The best thing I can say about it is that there's nobody back from last year.
6:41It's five new guys. At least that happened for you.
6:44Like that's not great when that's the silver lining.
6:47And look, that adds up to being the two most important parts of the offense, making you the worst offense in the league.
6:54Offense matters more than defense. It's not 50-50. It's more offense.
6:57And if you're the worst offense, you're the worst team.
7:00That's how it goes. I also look at special teams.
7:03They're last in special teams in my rankings. They were second to last last year.
7:08They had a bad punter, bad kickoff unit, bad returners.
7:11And they ran it back and said, let's just bring our guys back again.
7:15This is great working out for us. Defense, I think probably not so bad, but you lost Miles Garrett and you lost Jim Schwartz.
7:22The play caller. I think it's a pretty steep drop off potentially from that group.
7:27So not as bad as the offense and special teams, but nothing is as bad as that.
7:32And I think honestly, there's a chance Todd Munkin is just not up for this.
7:36Like as the guy, the head coach, I think there's a chance this is just not it.
7:41And the core is rotten there. Because I have them last, it's a pretty easy bet.
7:46Least wins in the NFL, 11-1 Cleveland Browns. If you want the sure outcome, just under five and a half.
7:52They've only gotten four overs in 18 seasons here in Cleveland.
7:56If you really want the sure bet, last in the division, minus 190.
7:59But you know with me, I like the longer shots, 11-1.
8:03It's not the most brutal schedule. First seven games, they get Carolina, the Jets, and the Titans.
8:08But the flip side is, you lose those games, you like this ticket a lot.
8:12And if they don't get this thing going early and win some of the winnable ones, there are a lot of AFC
8:19North and other teams waiting and it gets ugly.
8:22Yeah, it's hard to like a team that lost their best player and is most assuredly going to have erratic quarterback play.
8:28I've been surprised to see some analysts in on them as a surprise team this year.
8:33I'd be more likely to lean in your direction.
8:36So what about the Dolphins and the Cardinals? And these teams are in major rebuild mode.
8:41They know it. We know it. So let's spin this positive.
8:44Give us a reason to be excited about Miami or Arizona.
8:47Yeah, the Dolphins honestly look like an expansion team, right?
8:50Like it's a full-on makeover. You got a quarterback.
8:53You're just given a chance to here in Malik Willis.
8:56This is my number 32 defense. So offense better than defense.
8:59And that's why the Browns are ranked lower. But this is number 32 defense with a bullet, like by a lot, especially talent-wise.
9:06They have the worst secondary in the league. Jeff Halfley has his work cut out for him.
9:11I think offense is where you can at least be intrigued, right?
9:15What's this look like if you get A-chan and what looks like this young improving offensive line and now Malik Willis and
9:21you build the whole thing around Bobby Sloick and the rushing game.
9:25I think that could be fun. I think that could be creative.
9:29So my bet here is Malik Willis' most quarterback rushing yards at 6-1 at DraftKings.
9:33His last five starts as an NFL quarterback, 53 yards a game rushing.
9:3715 games of that, even if he gets that and misses a couple, still 800.
9:42They don't really have a backup. It's the Malik Willis show for better and for worse.
9:46So Brandon, I think you're going to see a lot of Malik Willis running this year.
9:51The Dolphins have a nice top five special teams unit too.
9:54That could steal a game. So maybe you get to above three and a half.
9:59Arizona, I think they don't really, really belong down here.
10:02Technically speaking, they'd be one tier up, but not in the next group.
10:06Like they'd be their own tier, but we don't need an own tier at number 30 for the Cardinals.
10:12A lot of fun players, McBride, Harrison, Michael Wilson.
10:14Jeremiah Love looks like he may actually play this week.
10:17That was my pick for Arizona, plus 550 for Offensive Rookie of the Year.
10:21I think the ankle injury bought some value there.
10:24But you get all those weapons. You get Michael LeFleur running the offense.
10:28The left side of the line is pretty good.
10:31So run everything to the left. Just do it that direction.
10:34The defense had a ton of injuries last year and decided to still bring back Nick Rallis, which I think sort of
10:41speaks for itself as coaching, even with the changes there.
10:44So I think the Cardinals are clearly the best of these three teams, but they're in the NFC West.
10:49And spoiler, we're not going to get to the other division teams for a very long time in this podcast.
10:55So that's six likely losses right there. They are seven point underdogs or worse in the first 11 games of the season is Arizona.
11:03So here's the good news for Dolphins and Cardinals.
11:05Six teams since 1990 have a preseason win total of four or less.
11:09All six have won at least four games, average of five.
11:12So, hey, I don't know. Is that good news?
11:15Maybe you'd rather just lose some games and get the high draft pick.
11:19I want to thread this needle. I've been thinking about this all off season, and especially after watching college football on Saturday,
11:26I'm trying to thread the needle of Malik Willis is good enough to be the quarterback of the future.
11:31And if he hits this bet, that would be a good way to get there.
11:36But where the Dolphins don't win enough games to not end up with Jeremiah Smith of Ohio State.
11:41That's the guy that I'm after speaking of Jeremiah's.
11:44Is there any concern with the Jeremiah Love bet that they did spend that money on Tyler Algier defenses, perhaps stacking the
11:51box to take him away, which is easier said than done because they do have good weapons.
11:56But the Algier thing, it gives me more pause than even the ankle injury would.
12:00Yeah, and I bet Algier 28 to 1 to lead the team in touchdowns.
12:04That kind of gives me a different alternative outcome here as well.
12:08I think there are a lot of concerns. James Conner, Trey Benson.
12:12I was out on love as the rookie of the year pick out of the draft.
12:16I was looking elsewhere. My concern to your concerns is I couldn't find anyone.
12:21But now you're just betting on the Titans receiver one.
12:24We'll get to Jadarian Price later in the podcast.
12:26I have some concerns with him. To me, I'm not convinced love is awesome and in the best situation.
12:32I am convinced that if you're pricing him equal to those three guys, it's a pretty easy choice.
12:37So given the odds and where the numbers are at, where he was like 3-1 coming out of the draft, where Ashton
12:44Gentry was 3-1 last year, it's a no. But now we're getting almost double that.
12:49So I can handle that. Well, if you've ever wondered if you've taught me anything over the short time that we've worked
12:55together, I have one offensive rookie of the year bet, and it's on Dajon Stribbling at 13-1.
13:00So tip of the cap to you for showing me the ways of the long shot.
13:05All right, let's go to the next tier. Tier 8.
13:08Outlook, not so good. We've got four teams in this tier.
13:11The Panthers, Titans, Falcons, and the Commanders. So we'll start with Carolina.
13:15A stock sold on a playoff Panthers squad from 2025.
13:18The first playoff team from last year to not make the cut on this list.
13:22The Panthers won the NFC South last year. They almost beat the Rams in the playoffs.
13:27But you have them as the fourth worst team, not just in the division, in the league.
13:32So what's the look here? Yeah, I just think I have a really hard time buying any ceiling on this team.
13:39This tier could have just been called the unders tier because we're going under on all four of these teams.
13:45That is going to be the bet on all four of them.
13:48The Panthers are kind of running it back with most of the roster.
13:52And then you'll go out and add Jalen Phillips and Devin Lloyd.
13:56That's the two big tickets. I'm a little underwhelmed with both of those guys.
14:00I'm underwhelmed with the idea of running it back on this team.
14:04Your offensive line is missing both tackles indefinitely. The guards are banged up.
14:08Line injuries, especially cluster injuries, that can wreck your entire season.
14:11And if Bryce Young can't handle, we know he can't handle the pressure.
14:15So if the line doesn't hold up and your run game isn't quite as good because that's how you're protecting Bryce, it's
14:21easy to see a scenario where it's like, man, we won the division last year.
14:26Now we can barely win anything. And it's the end for the Bryce Young, Dave Canales.
14:31This whole era, which is the worst era. What is the Bryce Young era?
14:35We don't need that to be an era. That could be a blip would feel better.
14:40But it's just a very regression team. They won eight games.
14:43They probably deserve closer to six by some of the underlying metrics.
14:47They had six of those eight wins were against teams with losing records.
14:50Obviously, your division helps when everyone has a losing record.
14:53Seven and three and one score games. They're one of only 10 playoff teams in the last four decades that had just
15:00one win all season by more than a score.
15:03So there just was nothing comfortable for this team.
15:05And as I look for like, OK, what's the upside case here?
15:09I don't really know. There's not a path for anything on this team that I think even be like league average.
15:15Bryce Young, I put as something like the 25th to 27th ranked quarterback in the league.
15:20I think that's where most would have him. I think that's what this entire team is.
15:25That's about where I have this defense. That's about where I have this offense.
15:29And if you're kind of capped as the 25th best and then you can get injuries or things go bad or you
15:36get some bad luck, if that's the best you can do is be barely bottom quarter of the league.
15:41There's a lot more down than there is up on that.
15:45So Panthers under seven and a half. This is my favorite win total on the entire board.
15:50So this is going to be an easy under for me.
15:53I'm going to go alt under five and a half plus 245 at DraftKings.
15:57Five and a half is about my projection for this team.
16:01And I think the bottom could fall out. You go Chicago, Atlanta, Cleveland to start.
16:05Those are winnable. But again, if you don't get those, now it's Carolina playing Detroit, Philly, Tampa, Green Bay, Denver.
16:11That's a lot of losses if things go badly.
16:14So if you want to go all in on the Panthers not doing the thing, 25 to one for worst record in
16:21the league, I think is in play. If it starts out badly, I think Young could fail.
16:26I think Canals could be gone. I just don't see it with this Carolina team.
16:30You close your eyes and you can easily envision them at the top of the draft board looking for the guy that replaces Bryce Young.
16:38He is nothing more than a middling starter in the NFL.
16:41We saw him. It was rare to see any of these starters in the preseason this year.
16:46That's probably a different conversation for another day. But we did see him and he looked bad.
16:51So just not seeing the improvement. You're supposed to look your best in the preseason.
16:56And he was still, you know, was like four yards a pass.
16:59It's just it doesn't get me excited. You mentioned the injuries, too.
17:03If Tett McMillan goes down, who are they throwing to?
17:06They're relying on Jonathan Brooks to be a breakout in the backfield.
17:09The guy's like playing ping pong with torn ACLs.
17:12So I certainly see where you're coming from on that.
17:15The Titans won only three games with Cam Ward.
17:18They fired everyone and added some talent up and down the roster.
17:21I think they improved. I think they improved that head coach with Robert Sala.
17:26Emphasis on the I think I kind of liked him in New York.
17:30He was dealt Zach Wilson. That'll hurt. But it can't really be as bad as last year, can it?
17:35I mean, right now it sort of looks like he's being dealt Cam Ward the way Cam Ward looks in the preseason, too.
17:42So that's that's rough. But it's not looking great right now.
17:45This should be such an obvious improvement team, right?
17:48They add a ton of vets on defense. Jermaine Johnson, John Franklin Myers, Alante Taylor, Cordial Flatt.
17:53Names we know. Guys that can at least play in the NFL.
17:57Your top two picks. Keldrick Falk off the edge.
18:00Anthony Hill, middle linebacker. You go and get Carnell Tate in the first round.
18:04You add him and Wandale Robinson. There's a lot more talent here.
18:07There are guys that are supposed to be in the NFL now.
18:11That's a good way to play in the NFL, it turns out, is to have real players on the team.
18:17The problem is it was so bad last year.
18:20They had so far to come. Like, so you add Tate and Robinson.
18:24That's good at receiver. I had the Titans dead last in my skill position rankings last year.
18:29Great. You're up to 30th now. You got a long way to go.
18:33You still got to prove yourself here. And the other problem is to believe in the Titans.
18:38You got to pick at least one of two things.
18:41Either the quarterback or the coaching staff. Cam Ward, the metrics are really bad.
18:45I understand the eye test, but the preseason eye test has not been great.
18:49And I've been calling this coaching staff the unholy tridumvirate of coaches.
18:53Robert Sala, Brian Gable, and Gus Bradley. These are the three guys on other staffs that I have been targeting to fade going into the season.
19:01And now we just clustered them all together to just like ruin my life for the one season they're bound to be together.
19:07So Titans under six and a half. Easy choice for me.
19:11I think this really would be five and a half in any other division.
19:15I think the six and a half is an AFC South number.
19:19And I think that's disrespectful. AFC South is kind of good now.
19:22So I don't think that that's really it. They do have some winnable scheduled games, but you still have to win those games.
19:29They've gone under and four straight even with these low win totals.
19:33Cam Ward has to get better. He has to get better because the average rookie number in quarterback wins 3.4 games as a rookie.
19:408.3 as a sophomore. Six out of the eight last quarterbacks to go number one had eight wins or more.
19:46So if that stat hits, they go over and we lose the bet here.
19:50I'm betting against history and all this improvement. I just don't like this team.
19:54I don't like coaching staff. Sorry. Yeah. And it does kind of feel like a less premium bad version of the Cardinals.
20:01When you mentioned the AFC South, it's just really hard to project any of those other teams as being bad football teams.
20:07It's a barring health, especially Jacksonville and Houston, but Indianapolis, when they were healthy, were a really good football team last year.
20:14And I don't know how you get to the Titans being better than a healthy version of those other three teams, much like the Cardinals.
20:22And that's a much more exaggerated version. Part of the read on Arizona is just like they're never going to be better than the other three.
20:29So you're automatically in last place in your division.
20:32That's a really good place to start with unders.
20:35Um, this is one where, look, I've been buying some stock and I'm almost regretting it at this point because every news
20:41item that comes out about this team is bad.
20:44But, um, sometimes that creates a buying opportunity. The Falcons officially announced Monday that Tua is going to start week one.
20:50I saw that you immediately logged the Steelers minus three into the app about 17 seconds later.
20:56We kind of figured this was coming. So you're not in on the Tua experience.
21:00I'm also curious why you didn't just log this already.
21:03You knew, you knew that Tua, he was competing against himself, Brandon.
21:07I know he was competing against himself and still almost lost.
21:10That's how bad he was in the preseason. He almost lost to nobody.
21:14Sorry to my guy, Jack Strand out of Minnesota Moorhead, but Strand's going to play sometime this season, man.
21:20Cause they got nothing there. The quarterback situation is so bad.
21:23I almost considered like, is this quarterback situation worse than Cleveland?
21:26That's how bad I had to consider at this point.
21:29So it's a real shame. Obviously, you know, the names on offense, you drafted them all in fantasy, but you still need
21:36a quarterback to get the ball to the other guys at some point.
21:40And I know Tua has done that before, but Tua panics.
21:43I think at least at some point we'll see him.
21:46He's got to be better, but he's not been good in the NFL at all.
21:50Jack Strand was undrafted this year. So I know we're excited about the name, but you might just be DOA.
21:56Like there's good blocking, I think near top 10, but Stefanski and Tommy Reese play calling their bottom five offense each of the last three years.
22:04I know they didn't have a quarterback in Cleveland, but guess what?
22:08You don't have a quarterback in Atlanta either. So I just, I don't know where to buy on this team.
22:14And then on defense, the whole thing was sort of smoke and mirrors last year built around this speedy pass rush.
22:20It didn't work at all against some teams, some teams that hit like my Vikings.
22:25I did not enjoy that one last year, but the speedy pass rush is gone.
22:29Jalen Walker torn ACL out for the season. James Pierce, eight game suspension.
22:33That's your two draft picks last year in the first round.
22:36You don't have those for half and all of the season.
22:40So this was number 12 DVOA defense. I don't think this is anything close to that this year.
22:45I have them closer to bottom five. So it's another under for me under seven and a half and especially while two
22:52plays and wins the job by default. I think we're racking up losses early and then you have some options.
22:58Even if Penix looks decent later, you can pivot if needed.
23:01So here's, here's my pushback on this. And I'm, I just need further explanation on the, the, the lengths to which people
23:08hate on Tua in his current form. Because I get the defensive part.
23:12They're without Jalen Walker. They're without James Pierce now for at least half the season.
23:16That's a major hit to their defense. Offensively, they're as talented as anybody in the NFL with a good offensive line.
23:22Tua now gets to play indoors. One of his biggest bugaboos outside of the constant concussions and fumbles is weather.
23:28Well, we don't need to worry about that. And he's in a nice cushy division weather wise.
23:33And a lot of those teams play in domes or to at least two of them playing domes.
23:39He's one of them. Tyree kills best season came with Tua as the starting quarterback.
23:43We know that this guy can wheel and deal, but it seems like all of the stock has been sold on Tua.
23:50I, I, I just, I just wonder where this has come from that we decided that he cannot, he cannot hold up
23:57a statistically relevant offense in the NFL anymore. I mean, I think it just, it's hard to know, but with all the
24:03concussions, all the hits and just the version of Tua that we have left, like, I don't even really want to joke about it.
24:10It's sad, honestly. Like, I wish as a fan, I wish that he could just be on the couch watching these games
24:17because it doesn't feel comfortable to me watching. But I think the number of hits, the way that they've had to change
24:24his pocket presence and the mentality of that, I just think I fear it holding up.
24:28And like, to me, it speaks volumes that to me, the best version I can make for this team is, I don't want Tua out there.
24:36I don't really think Penix is that good. There's a lot of flaws there.
24:40Let's find out the mystery box with Jack Strand.
24:43And I know, like, Stucky and Kerner were talking about him.
24:46Skip offensive rookie of the year. Let's go straight for offensive player of the year, Jack Strand.
24:51That's the level we're talking about. It's like, Brandon, maybe me or you could throw to Bajon Robinson and Drake London.
24:58We could be my little pretty good. Can you throw, like, three yards out there and just get the ball to these guys?
25:05That's the hope. And I don't really think Tua or even Penix can do that.
25:09Maybe Jack Strand can. But if that's the level you're digging at to find the upper lining here, I think you might have your answer already.
25:17I do like your bet in week one, though.
25:20I think all that I am higher on the Falcons than consensus this year.
25:24But I do think going up against an older veteran defense and Aaron Rodgers before the season gets to him.
25:30I agree with your side in week one. Let's move on to the final team in this tier.
25:35The commanders feel like one of the least talked about teams in the NFL.
25:40The bloom is off the rose in a very big way.
25:43They made it to the NFC title game in 2024, and they just fell off a cliff last year.
25:49I think that was pretty easy to see that this might happen for them, even with all the money they spent in free agency.
25:56But why don't we like them now as a bounce back candidate?
25:59Yeah, because I think the team is more than Jane Daniels.
26:03And that's the problem. The offensive line already might be done with Laramie Tunsil out for the season.
26:08If you look at Brandon Thorne and PFF, the top offensive line experts out there basically downgraded them into oblivion.
26:14PFF even has them dead last offensive line. So look at the roster.
26:18If you don't have a great offensive line anymore or even a good one, I don't know if there's really an NFL
26:25starting running back or tight end on this roster right now.
26:28I kind of like the receivers just fine. But, you know, they're on the older side, Stephon Diggs and Terry McLaurin.
26:34So you have a quarterback and two receivers, and that's your offense.
26:38This is not flag football. You've got to actually use the other eight guys out there.
26:43And then the defense, I actually really like Durante Jones, the new coordinator, but just not much talent there.
26:48You sign a bunch of veterans, but you're counting on Rasul Douglas and Amik Roberts in that corner.
26:54Durante Jones is in the floor, so he's going to bring the pressure.
26:58He's going to mix it up. But as a Vikings fan, I've seen that happen.
27:02You bring the pressure and don't have the talent to get there.
27:06Your guys at the back better be doing the thing.
27:09And if Rasul Douglas and Amik Robertson aren't covering guys anymore, that gets really ugly at times.
27:14So there is another team here, great special teams, Larry Izzo, the coach there.
27:18So I like your quarterback. I like your special teams.
27:21I don't like anything else. It's another under for me, under seven and a half.
27:26And for this one, it's scheduled as much as anything.
27:29You start out at Philly, at Dallas. That is not a way I want to start my season.
27:34If I'm trying to break in new play colors, both sides of the ball.
27:38Then Seattle. Then you go to London for Indianapolis.
27:41And then you don't get rest. You know I hate that when you don't have the rest coming back for the Giants, another division game.
27:48Then at San Fran. That's real. I don't have to squint to see 0-6 on that schedule.
27:53And if you go 0-6 and now Daniels rolls his ankle, don't you just like Kyler Murriam at some point and package
28:00this thing up and try again for next year?
28:03Isn't Dan Quinn getting the walking papers? And now like David Blau might be the new coach.
28:08It's easy to see a lot of versions where this can go very sideways.
28:12Here's a stat that is relevant to a lot of teams this year.
28:16Teams with a returning head coach, but a new offensive coordinator.
28:1960 and 33 to the under since 2015 from Plus EV Analytics.
28:23That's 65%. That's Washington. It's a warning sign for some other teams.
28:26The Chargers, the Lions, the Broncos, Eagles, Seahawks. There are a lot of new play callers this year.
28:32They can't all go under, but history says you should lean that direction.
28:36It's hard to come in and mix things up.
28:38And any of these coordinators are being asked to solve problems that they don't have solutions for on the field.
28:44Yeah, I think. And to take that a step further, targeting those teams and fading them, not blindly, but just using it
28:51as a metric to fade them early in the season.
28:54While those offenses are adjusting to new offensive systems, these things, this stuff gets complicated in the NFL.
28:59The Eagles might be the outlier because they change their offensive coordinator every year.
29:04So that's true. And they usually get it right about every other year.
29:08So this could work out for them. Let's go to tier seven.
29:11Hey, it's better than last year. This is kind of an intriguing group of teams.
29:16We've got four, 25, the Las Vegas Raiders, 24, the New York Jets, 23, the New Orleans Saints, and 22, the New York Giants.
29:23Three of the four, by the way, with new in their city.
29:26I noticed that. Wow. All things new this year.
29:29New for the teams, new for the tier. New outlook on all of them.
29:33So at least we're out of the cellar now.
29:36And we're starting to talk about teams that we're kind of excited about.
29:40A lot of optimism, perhaps cautious optimism. In this tier, the Raiders go and get Clint Kubiak as their head coach.
29:46They draft Fernando Mendoza, number one overall. Kirk Cousins is starting the year, but you feel better about the direction of Las Vegas.
29:53Yeah, this is the first team we've got to that I can actually dream up a good outcome for this season.
30:00And I think it's about Clint Kubiak because he is a floor raiser.
30:03I think the offensive line is going to be a lot better this year.
30:08You get Colton Miller back healthy. He can be a top five left tackle.
30:12They signed big on Tyler Linderbaum at center. Rick Denison, the offensive line coach.
30:16If those guys can be average, now you got Ashton Gentry and rookie Mike Washington.
30:21They were tearing it up in the preseason. They averaged like seven yards a carry.
30:25It's the preseason, I know, but that system looked good.
30:28And you know I'm going to feel okay about Kirk Cousins.
30:31Like the guy can stand back there and deliver the ball.
30:35If you put him, ironically, back on Atlanta and gave him the keys to do the thing, I think he would do all right over there.
30:42And eventually it's obviously going to be Mendoza. I think those are great quarterback fits in a Kubiak system to just kind
30:49of run point and get the guys the ball.
30:52And the guy you want to get the ball is Brock Bowers.
30:55I think he's going to have a monster season.
30:58An article go up yesterday with three tight ends, Bowers, Colston Loveland, and Samuel Porta.
31:03Guys I'm betting on. So that's the bet here.
31:05I bet a bunch of Bowers stuff. Over 82 and a half receptions.
31:09I like him to lead tight ends in receiving yards plus 350 at DraftKings.
31:13I think he might lead the league in receptions at 25 to 1.
31:17I think he has a huge season. He's the guy, if I got my auction draft tonight, I'm spending the money.
31:24I'm getting me some Brock Bowers. But it might take some time, right?
31:27This offense is going to take some time. You get the rookie playing at some point.
31:32We just talked about rookie number one. Don't usually win a lot of games.
31:36And by the way, we wouldn't mention the defense for a reason because this is my second worst defense.
31:42Not much talent outside of Max Crosby who probably will get traded.
31:46I would think at some point we tried to do that already.
31:49So I think the schedule is going to get tough later on.
31:53I think they're going to lose a bunch of games.
31:56I think that's okay. You just want to see some signs of life.
32:00And I can see some signs of life from the Raiders.
32:03Hard to get in on any of these West teams in either of the divisions because they play each other, which makes for a really tough division.
32:11Not only are you playing against the teams that are in your division twice, you're also playing against the other side.
32:18Really, really tough. But I'm with you on the Raiders.
32:21I'm really excited about this team. I feel like they didn't just burn money in free agency.
32:26I feel like they spent smart money. Kobe Dean, Quay Walker, Tyler Linderbaum.
32:30And then they got Max Crosby boomeranged back to them.
32:33So I'm in. I'm in on the Raiders. We've seen Geno Smith go from the Raiders to the Jets.
32:38We like the Raiders partially because they don't have Geno.
32:41So do we like the Jets with Geno? I think we might like the Jets with Geno and perhaps some blocking.
32:48The Raiders had none of it last year. I think the Jets might have a little bit of blocking.
32:53I think Armand Membu had a really great season last year.
32:57That line is improving. There's a lot of talent on the offense if they can start to figure some things out.
33:03Reese Hall, Garrett Wilson, we know are good. First round picks on Kenyon Sadiq and Omar Cooper.
33:08I still kind of believe in Geno. I ranked him in that sort of Goff, Darnold, Bo Nix type tier, like fringe top 20 quarterback.
33:16Probably all the guys fans of those names are not real happy to hear Geno Smith in the mix.
33:21It's a credit to Geno, not a diss on those names.
33:25The problem is we said this with the Titans.
33:27You got to believe in the quarterback and the play calling.
33:31Frank Reich, you are not my friend, sir. Frank Reich is a ruiner of NFL offenses.
33:35His last two teams have been bottom two offenses in the NFL and DVOA.
33:40And the moment he stepped off campus, the offenses immediately roared back to life and got better again.
33:45The blocking got better. Everything was roses and wonderful again.
33:48So it's hard to get there. And I've never really been the biggest Aaron Glenn guy either, the head coach.
33:54I do have to believe in Aaron Glenn, the play caller, because this year he's taking play calling back.
34:00And my belief in the Jets is a little bit Geno, but more defense.
34:04I think actually this can be like a league average defense.
34:07We're overlooking because no Quinnen, no Quincy, no sauce.
34:10But we added Demario Davis, Mika Fitzpatrick, Onyamata, Tavondre Sweat.
34:13There are guys there now. We added David Bailey, my defensive rookie of the year pick.
34:18So that's my bet here at plus 550. They were the worst turnover rate in the league, minus 19.
34:23They're bottom two red zone offense and defense. You can't help but be better than those things.
34:29Like just regression alone makes you accidentally better at those things.
34:32And I always mentioned the special teams. Chris Banjo, the number one special teams unit last year.
34:37This guy had it as the new coach there.
34:40I think this team can win some games. I don't really need a Jets over in my life.
34:45So I'm not giving you that one. But I think you play this team week to week.
34:50You can play the Titans. You play the Browns, the Raiders, Cardinals.
34:54You play the Dolphins twice. I think the Jets are going to be a pick that shows up in my portfolio a lot of weeks this season.
35:02I was thinking about that. They feel like some spread covers with the guys they have on defense.
35:07The major regression they have coming their way, zero interceptions last year.
35:11And it makes me want to play a prop immediately for week one to fade one of the guys that you've already
35:17faded on this list in Cam Ward. Jets, Titans week one.
35:21I need a number on Cam Ward to throw a pick and to just get it over with.
35:26Oh, man, that's tasty. Just get it over. You know what?
35:29Go 1.0 style. Have them throw two. And the regression just comes pouring in like an avalanche.
35:35Once that first one comes, the floodgates open. Go two.
35:38Go three. Get the whole system. Let's get the interception regression all coming at you in week one.
35:43They are going to celebrate that like they just want a playoff game when they get an interception.
35:48That's what all they'll be celebrating this year. Right.
35:51The NFC South is getting no love on this podcast.
35:54The Saints are already our third NFC South team.
35:57And we're only on tier seven. New Orleans feels like this year's trendy pick for many analysts.
36:02You're not buying it. Why? Yeah, I'm not buying it because I haven't gotten there with the offense.
36:07I haven't gotten there with Tyler Shock. We saw the late push, but the late push, the four game win streak.
36:14That was the Bucs, the Panthers, Jets and Titans.
36:16So let's see it against some other real teams.
36:19Travis Achan, I guess, is what we're saying now.
36:22I've never been a big fan of his. I like the offensive line.
36:26I like the receivers, but I'd like you to stay healthy.
36:29And those units never stay healthy. Jordan Tyson is already hurt.
36:32Olave is probably going to miss some time. The offensive line always misses time.
36:36Multiple guys on that unit. So maybe for like three games this season, it's a pretty good looking offense.
36:42But even last year, the offensive numbers were not that great.
36:45The defense actually is the unit that made the jump.
36:48Brandon Staley's unit got up to 13th in DVOA.
36:51So that's my pick here. If I'm wrong about the Saints, I think it's because the defense is good.
36:57Staley 50 to one for assistant coach of the year.
37:00I made six picks for that one. Just sprinkling some long shots.
37:03This is not one of those bad teams with good special teams, though.
37:07This is my worst special teams last year by DVOA.
37:10They didn't replace everyone. So at least they noticed.
37:13I like that. But it's just hard to find routes to a lot of wins.
37:18And even for the big push everyone got excited about late, they still didn't win that many games.
37:23So I project them to seven wins. That's actually a step forward.
37:27It's just not enough steps forward. There's one more team in this division, Brandon.
37:31We're going to get to them much later. I really like that team.
37:35Yeah. I I'm curious to hear exactly why, because it seems like there's a lot of stock selling going on with the
37:41last team that hasn't been mentioned yet. If you've been doing the math, you can figure out who that is.
37:47And if not, you'll have to stick around to hear it.
37:51Kellen Moore, 12 to one to win coach of the year.
37:54Also, if you do like the Saints might be a way to look because they're not the most talented team in the world.
38:01So if they do overperform, maybe that's a way that you can cash in on the Saints, but they do feel overly trendy at this point.
38:09Speaking of trendy. Oh, my. The New York Giants.
38:11You're on Giants Island this year. This is your official worst to first division winner pick.
38:16There's always a team that does it. So it's going to happen.
38:20Let's hear the case as to why it's the Giants.
38:23Yeah. Why not in the division that never has the back-to-back winner?
38:26I know the Eagles finally did it the last two years, but otherwise it hadn't happened in like two decades there.
38:33And it starts with John Harbaugh for me. I'm still a Harbaugh believer.
38:36This coaching staff was my number 31 group two years ago.
38:40They jumped to 13th this year. It's Harbaugh and love my special teams.
38:44So does John Harbaugh. Chris Horton comes with them to lead the unit.
38:48Top 10 unit and special teams 11 times for him.
38:51The Giants were bottom 10. They got a new punter, a new kicker, a new long snapper, new returners.
38:56They knew the problem was bad. And I know I keep ramping on this special teams thing.
39:01If you go top, a bottom 10 to top five, that's like a two-point value to the spread in my system every single week out there.
39:09That's almost a field goal, right? Like that's two-thirds of a field goal that you start the game with each time.
39:16That's why I keep talking about this. And you could even be a top 10 defense if things come together.
39:22So you lose Dexter Lawrence. But last year, this was the worst run defense in the league in a way that is so bad.
39:29It's debilitating to everything else. Who cares what your pass rush is?
39:32If we can just run the ball down your throat for eight yards every single play, it doesn't matter the rest.
39:39So DJ Reader, run stuffer. That's like in, that's his middle name.
39:42It's on his resume. That's the thing you get is DJ Reader, Shelby Harris on the line, Termaine Edmonds, great run of stuffing linebacker, Arbel Reese at linebacker.
39:51I think there's going to be a difference maker right away.
39:54Now the pass rush matters because Abdul Carter is ready to break out.
39:58Everyone loves Abdul Carter. The numbers were great. Brian Burns and Thibodeau.
40:01Now you get pass rush that matters because your run defense wasn't horrendous.
40:05And I think Shane Bowen, defensive coordinator last year to Denard Wilson this year, that might be the biggest defensive coaching improvement out there as well.
40:13So I see a big leap coming from the defense.
40:16Offensive line with Andrew Thomas healthy has been pretty good.
40:19And look, I don't want to invest in Matt Nagy or Greg Roman.
40:23I'd put them in the Titans group of coaches.
40:26I'm not super excited there, but with the Ravens, with the Chiefs, I need ceiling.
40:30With the Giants, I need floor. Can you just run the ball a little bit?
40:35Can you move the chains a couple of times?
40:37I think those guys have been in the league a long time because they've proven they can do those things.
40:43That's not what I want on the Chiefs and the Ravens.
40:47I'll take it on the Giants. So you go out, you add a few names, Patrick Gaccard at fullback, Isaiah likely at
40:53tight end, guys that are familiar guys that work in this sort of system.
40:58And I don't love Jackson Dart just yet. But can you sort of move the chains, play some defense and then take some shots down the field?
41:06I don't love Dart because he's sort of like Caleb Williams light to me where go make the big play.
41:12But then you miss a few after that on this version of a team that might work a little bit where it's
41:18like, OK, can you make a couple big plays a game enough to hang in there the rest of the game and then go steal one late?
41:26That's the version of Giants that ends up good.
41:29It's a clear positive regression team. They won four last year by Pythagorean.
41:33They should have won seven games. So this is really a seven win team from last year.
41:38And they were one in seven and one score games.
41:41They blew it to the entire NFC North where they led late in the game to Denver and to Dallas.
41:47They led in the fourth quarter, five of those six in the final minute, three of those times schedule is much better starting out.
41:54I'm taking them to win the NFC East six to one at DraftKings worst to first.
41:59You can take just the over seven and a half if you want.
42:03Even that, let me just tell you, is only the third over the Giants would be cashing in 16 seasons.
42:09So we are betting against history here. But I like the Giants, Giants Island.
42:13Yeah. Rarely do you get value on a really popular team from the biggest city in the country.
42:19So that could be part of the reason why a lot of hype coming in on the Giants.
42:24You do have to sort of say in spite of Jackson Dart, I would be more comfortable if Greg Roman was the
42:31offensive coordinator because I know all he wants to do is run.
42:34I think Matt Nagy is going to want Jackson Dart to be a real quarterback, and I don't know that he can be.
42:41That makes me very nervous about what the Giants can be.
42:44Let's move to tier six stuck in no man's land.
42:47A three team tier comprised of some kind of boring teams.
42:51The Indianapolis Colts at 21, the Green Bay Packers at 20 and the Pittsburgh Steelers at 19.
42:56The Colts started seven and one with Daniel Jones last year, but finished oh and five and then missed the playoffs.
43:02Daniel Jones looks like he's set to go in week one, which is a minor miracle given the injury that he's coming
43:09back from that Achilles takes a while for these athletes.
43:12Which version of the team are we expecting in 2026?
43:15Because it was Jekyll and Hyde last year. Yeah, I think we don't know.
43:19I think is the answer. So I'm kind of just putting them right in the middle here.
43:24Like we kind of got last year, we got Jekyll and we got Hyde.
43:28And I think we're going to get some of each.
43:31They finished top five DVOA. They're top seven run and pass offensively.
43:35That to me is a credit to Shane Steichen.
43:38It's a credit to the offensive line. This is my number three line, the elite run blocking, probably the best in the NFL.
43:45But the whole thing is a Daniel Jones question.
43:47And we don't know because last year, even healthy, even when the offense was setting records, he was still like the 20th best quarterback.
43:54And his career tells us to be skeptical. And now injury history tells us to be skeptical coming off the Achilles.
44:01On defense, it's Sauce Gardner and Traverius Ward, who we haven't really even seen together yet.
44:06I've never been a big Luana Rumo guy. And then the schedule.
44:09You start out with Jones, who we haven't even seen in the preseason.
44:13And it's Baltimore, Kansas City, Houston to start the season.
44:16So I just I can't invest in that right now.
44:19We don't know if your quarterback can play and you're facing the Ravens, Chiefs and Texans.
44:24I can't buy in right now. My bets here, I bet Daniel Jones 22 to one for comeback.
44:29And I bet Quentin Nelson for protector at 4% on the prediction market.
44:33Just a team I don't know much about yet.
44:36And we'll have to wait and see more. A lot of injuries last year.
44:40And the secondary is the that's the part of the equation that seems to be forgotten.
44:45It wasn't just the offense. Let's move to the Packers at 20 on the list are definitely an eyebrow raise for some.
44:51Matt LaFleur and Jordan Love have made it to three straight postseasons.
44:55Do you think that streak ends here? I do.
44:58I believe in Matt LaFleur. I believe in Jordan Love.
45:01And I believe in virtually nothing else about this team.
45:04And that is the problem. The core is good.
45:06The rest is bad. I think the three most important guys after that is Micah Parsons, who we'll see.
45:12We don't know when and what version. We don't know.
45:15Josh Jacobs, not an injury guy, but other things guy.
45:18We don't know when we're going to see him.
45:21And then Tucker Craft looks like we'll see him soon.
45:24But what version do we see with them? I've got bottom five offensive line in my rankings.
45:29This is a team that's just like top 12 offensive line every single year.
45:33It's infuriating as a Vikings fan. They just grab dudes, put them out there, and they block well.
45:39And that is not the case now. So you have this run-heavy offense that can't block and doesn't have a running back.
45:45So what does that look like? And how does that impact Jordan Love this year, who I believe in but needs some help around him?
45:53And then the defense, it's a paper tiger until Parsons gets back on the field.
45:57So later in the year, when you get Parsons back and maybe Jacobs back and maybe Craft has worked back in, I
46:04can get back to believing in the Packers. But for right now, this is the easiest no-bet team on the board for me.
46:11On the futures, you just can't invest when there's no Parsons, no Jacobs, no Tucker.
46:15So my bet here is Packers last in the division at plus 350 at DraftKings.
46:20But even that, you're starting at Vikings. But if you win that one, then home Jets and Falcons.
46:25You might be 3-0 while you're missing these guys if things work out.
46:29So I've been searching, Brandon. I want to know how do I fade this team that I'm out on?
46:35I haven't really found it because I believe so much in Love and LeFleur that I don't really want to be on
46:41the hook for it later in the year. So maybe you sort of play the stock market and buy in and sell and buy.
46:49And maybe that's the way to go on this team.
46:52But I definitely don't want long-term stuff here. Yeah.
46:54The odds for them to finish last in the division plus 350, I can definitely be walked into that, especially with the strength around them.
47:02It goes back to a conversation we were having earlier.
47:05You're dealing with the Lions, the Bears, and improved Minnesota Vikings.
47:08Somebody's got to finish at the bottom of that division.
47:11The Lions did it last year, and it's hard to envision.
47:14So they could definitely be that team. The Packers aren't used to being stuck in the middle.
47:19The Steelers very much are. They have lived there for over a decade at this point.
47:24More of the same from Pittsburgh. Even without Tomlin, it looks like you got Mike McCarthy.
47:29I can't believe we live in a world where Mike McCarthy is coaching Aaron Rodgers on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
47:35But here we are. How do we bet the Pittsburgh Steelers, if at all?
47:39Yeah, I think you bet them week one against the Falcons like we did already.
47:43And otherwise, you just kind of expect the Steelers again.
47:46Like, we decided to run it back. I always like the defense.
47:50TJ Watt, Alex Highsmith, Nick Herbig off the edge.
47:53Cam Hayward still somehow there on the line. Jamel Dean at corner on top of Jalen Ramsey, Joey Porter.
47:59There's a lot of talent here. And I think this could be a really good, maybe even top five defense.
48:05Patrick Graham, the new coordinator. Another one of my bets here.
48:0880 to 1 for assistant coach of the year.
48:11The defense is good. The offense is eh. We don't really know.
48:14Here's the DVOA the last four years. 16, 19, 15, and 18.
48:18That is eh middle of the pack as you can get.
48:21And now we brought in Mike McCarthy, who's eh as a coach and a play caller.
48:26As well. So, I like Zach Frazier at the center.
48:29I like the line improving. Can we get a run game?
48:32Could McCarthy elevate Rodgers with some receivers? With Pittman in tow?
48:35Maybe. I don't really need to tell myself that story.
48:38And for like the zillion straight year, the Steelers have a really soft schedule to start the year.
48:44And then a really bad schedule to end the year.
48:47So, it's just hard time getting here. Here's one of those stats here.
48:51That's a warning sign. Since 2000, 25 teams with double digit wins lost four times or more by double digits.
48:57The Steelers are one of them. Over half of those teams, 56%, dropped by three wins or more, an average of five wins the next season.
49:05So, the Steelers won 10. That means you might drop down to seven or even five.
49:09Heresy under Mike Tomlin can't go under 500. No more stat for Mike McCarthy.
49:14You might do the thing. I might add the Chargers and Niners fit this trend as well.
49:19So, be careful. If you lose ugly to some teams, history says you might lose some more games the next year.
49:25The very first bet that I made when odds popped up many, many months ago was the Pittsburgh Steelers under eight and a half wins.
49:32You're right about the meh on this roster. Hey, let's go out and get Rico Dowdle, the most average running back in the league.
49:40Hey, let's go get Michael Pittman, the most average number one wide receiver in the NFL.
49:44There's just a lot. There's a lot of meh on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
49:48Oldest roster in the league, too. So, that doesn't bode well to the schedule then stiffening up as the season goes along.
49:55More of Brandon Anderson's power rankings, tiers five through one.
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50:45DraftKings, the crown is yours. Time for tier five.
50:47We need to have a conversation tier. We've got four within this one.
50:51Some really good teams that I am surprised to see listed where they are.
50:55So I'm going to need some explanations, Brandon. The Buffalo Bills at 18, the Detroit Lions at 17, Denver Broncos at 16, and the Jacksonville Jaguars at 15.
51:04I think we have reached the headliner here. I had to scratch my eyes twice when I saw this on the note card.
51:11The Bills are the AFC favorites among the AFC favorites.
51:14You have them as the 18th ranked team in the NFL, bottom half of the league.
51:18We need to have a conversation here. So where do we start with them?
51:23I am baffled. Yeah, it's obviously not about Josh Allen.
51:26He's my number one quarterback. It's about everything else here.
51:29I am not a Joe Brady believer as a play caller and now a kind of baffling head coaching hire to finally
51:35move on from the Sean McDermott era and then stay in the house.
51:39I don't love the play calling because it's so run heavy.
51:42And you have Josh Allen. Let Josh Allen do the thing.
51:46McDermott's team have gone over in seven of nine seasons.
51:49And that's with Josh Allen, a bunch of those.
51:51And with like double digit win totals, that to me is a coach that is maximizing things.
51:57That is floor raising. Now McDermott is gone. Chris Tabor, the special teams coach.
52:01He's gone. I think that's a big drop off.
52:03I have this a bottom five special teams unit.
52:06And so the offense is going to be good, right?
52:09Joe Brady, whether I like him or not, the offense with Josh Allen will be good.
52:14The run game will be good. You lost Aaron Cromer at coaching, another offensive line coach there.
52:19So more slow fade the wrong direction. My worry is the defense.
52:23I think the defense with McDermott had a floor.
52:25I didn't like the ceiling. I didn't like the playoff version.
52:29Seven defense by talent on the roster. And everybody loves Jim Leonard, the new defensive play caller.
52:34You got to have the dogs, man. You got to actually have some talent to go do your aggressive system.
52:40And I think that I understand the step back to step toward Jim Leonard.
52:44I don't think they have the guys yet. I think we might need a season of transition to get the guys here.
52:51And I think McDermott maximized his guys defensively. I don't know if Leonard can do that.
52:55We haven't seen it yet. So coming out swinging here, shouldn't be surprised at number 18.
53:00Buffalo Bills to miss the playoffs. Plus 280 is my bet.
53:04I wanted to make this bet with the Chiefs last year and I chickened out.
53:08Because how do you bet on Patrick Mahomes to miss the playoffs?
53:12I didn't do it. And then it wasn't even close.
53:15It was like an easy bet the entire season.
53:17So I'm doing it this time. My numbers have the Bills missing the playoffs.
53:22It's a rough start. It's at Houston. And you're, I think, should be underdogs in that game.
53:27Spoiler, I will be on the Texans side in that one.
53:30You know, a physical game. And then a short week Thursday night for your emotional home debut, the new stadium against the Lions.
53:37You could lose that one too. And then Chargers, Patriots at the Rams.
53:41It's a brutal first five games. If I'm right that the defense is not ready, they might not really be ready against that group of teams.
53:49And it could be shocking early on. It could be two and three or even one and four.
53:54And I think the team around Josh Allen is not a Super Bowl contending team right now.
53:59And I have to fade the Buffalo Bills. Wow.
54:02Clip that, throw it on social. That will do some numbers.
54:05Yeah. They add Bradley Chubb, but he wasn't all that good in Miami.
54:09So just 36 sacks last year. Defense could be an issue again.
54:13On your ranking shows this offseason, you consistently seem to be lower on the Lions than consensus.
54:18This quarterback, offensive line, coaching, ankle biting, kneecap biting, Dan Campbell.
54:21Come on. So it's probably not a surprise to see them in the middle of the pack here.
54:26Where do you land on Detroit? Yeah. I'm just worried that this team is kind of trickling in the wrong direction.
54:33Offensive line. This was the number one offensive line two years ago.
54:36I have them 17th now. So technically below league average while Cade Mays, the new center, is out.
54:42If the interior isn't good, now is Jared Goff a little bit worse.
54:46He has been bad under interior pressure. We know about the weather stuff with Goff, interior pressure.
54:51Most quarterbacks are bad against that, but I'm worried there.
54:54The run game slowly fading a little bit. No Ben Johnson last year.
54:58No elite run game. And now David Montgomery has gone to split with Jameer Gibbs.
55:02How does he hold up? And then the defense.
55:05I kind of like the defense, but the secondary is always banged up and already starting the year.
55:10Brian Branch, Kirby Joseph. When are we going to see those guys, if ever, at safety?
55:15So I just have a lot of concerns here.
55:18It still ends up a top half of the league offense, but closer to average than top five.
55:23I'm seeing a lot of top fives out there.
55:26Drew Petsing. I need to see it calling the plays for this unit.
55:30And I need to see Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson.
55:33That's the version of the coaching staff I need to see.
55:36But I got through all that. I was skeptical about everything Detroit.
55:40And then I got to the schedule, which is like one of the softest schedules I've ever seen for any team.
55:46You get the fourth play schedule. Your variable games.
55:49Each team gets three games that are different than your division opponents.
55:52The Packers, their games are Cowboys, Rams, Texans. The Bears get the Eagles, Seahawks, and Jaguars.
55:57Detroit, Giants, Cardinals, and Titans. Thank you for the exchange.
56:00That could be a two or three win swing on just those three games alone.
56:05The Lions have an insanely easy schedule. So even though I don't believe in the team, the schedule keeps them in the mix.
56:11And look, even not believing, I still think it's a good team.
56:15I just don't think it's a great team. So my pick for the Lions is one of my two defensive player of the year picks.
56:23Aiden Hutchinson plus 950. I think is a bullseye for my criteria on that one.
56:27I can't totally fade Detroit because of the schedule, but I'm going to have to look for my spots on this team.
56:34Yeah, that interesting nugget there with the schedule of those variable games.
56:37They look to take the NFC North for the third time in four seasons for a division that's this tough.
56:43Very impressive. But is this newfangled culture in Detroit a real thing?
56:47Or is it a mirage? Which a blip that we saw with Ben Johnson is one of the best offensive play callers.
56:53We shall see. Now, this is one that one.
56:56I mean, I get it. A little tepid on the Lions.
56:59All right. You know, they've gone through transition, some offensive line regression over the last couple of years.
57:05The Broncos. We are really going to piss people.
57:08Some people off here. The bills are out. The Lions are mediocre.
57:11Let's throw the Broncos into the mix. One of my personal favorite teams to lean into in the NFL season.
57:17I thought you were all in on the Jalen Waddell experiment.
57:21So what is this? Why so low on the Denver Broncos?
57:24Yeah, I continue to be underwhelmed by the Broncos.
57:27They won 14. Pythagorean probably under 11 wins last year.
57:30And how do you get there? 12 and 3 in one score games last year, including the postseason.
57:35They were 16th in EPA per play through three quarters.
57:38They were top five in the fourth quarter in overtime.
57:41That is the sort of metric I might expect from like Patrick Mahomes or Josh Allen.
57:46Not Bo Nix. I'm not ready to give that to Bo Nix where I'm like, okay, just play average teams, average games,
57:52and then we'll just let Bo go win it for us at the end.
57:57And I know it feels like, yeah, but he has.
58:00Great. Well, history tells me that that's not how things keep going.
58:03And if 12 and 3 turns back into like 8 and 7 where you expect it or even the wrong direction, then guess what?
58:10You're not a 14 win team or even close to it anymore.
58:14The defense, I think it's more top 10 than top three type defense.
58:18They lost a lot of guys off the defensive front.
58:21Vance Joseph. I still am a bit skeptical on if you don't have this overwhelming number of bodies to come flying at you, which he doesn't anymore.
58:29Now, how do things hold up? Can that secondary hold up?
58:32Can the young guys next to Sertan hold up?
58:35So offensively, that's where there is some upside. I like Jalen Waddle.
58:39I love Jalen Waddle. I took him 125 to 1 offensive player of the year.
58:43I bet him 60 to 1 to lead the league in receiving yards.
58:47I love his upside here, completing the receiving room.
58:50And now you have Davis Webb, the new play caller.
58:53Sean Payton is saying, I'm out. You call the plays now.
58:56That's a big deal. And I think it raises the ceiling, but it lowers the floor too.
59:01We don't really know what this is going to look like.
59:04So I think it makes him a bit more volatile.
59:07I'm still going to back Denver also to miss the playoffs at plus 134.
59:12Part of it is a schedule here. At the Chiefs, week one, Monday night, Jacksonville Rams at Niners at Chargers and Seahawks.
59:18Again, you could be like two and four after that stretch.
59:22And I'm big on the Chiefs this year. We'll get to them a little bit later.
59:26In the last 32 years, 39 teams won at least 13 games, but did not make the Super Bowl.
59:3235 of those 39 got worse the next season by an average of 3.7 wins.
59:37That kind of fits the trend with Denver, where you're going to lose some of those one score games.
59:42Knicks was one in six in one score games, by the way, two years ago.
59:47So don't tell me that he's going to win all those every time.
59:51I think this is a quality team that can keep you in games, but has to win the close ones.
59:57And last year they had the horseshoe up their butt all year.
60:00I don't know if they do this year. That opening schedule is brutal.
60:04Chiefs, Rams, Jags, 49ers, Chargers, Seahawks go three and three.
60:07And I will feel good about that. But Brandon has them to miss the playoffs at plus 134.
60:13That was your 16th ranked team. 15 is the Jacksonville Jaguars.
60:16And if I'm not mistaken, the Jags fit that 13 win.
60:19No Super Bowl trend to just like Denver does.
60:22Looks like you're expecting some regression for the Jacksonville Jaguars, even though they get to add Travis Hunter to the defense.
60:28I think that's what he's going to do this year.
60:31Yeah, we don't really know. It looks like he'll play some defense and not receiver.
60:36How about some more terrible stats for Jacksonville? You're right.
60:39That trend we just said with the Broncos fits.
60:41Here's a couple more teams that won 12 games and beat their win total by at least three.
60:4762, 26, and a four to the under since 2003.
60:5071 percent. By the way, that's Denver as well on that one.
60:53Teams are improved by seven wins or more since 1990.
60:56Declined by almost four wins the following season, prorated to a 17-game schedule.
61:00So just improving a lot is a good signal that you're probably going to come back the other direction after that.
61:07And with Jacksonville, there's more signal. They jumped two years ago from dead last in takeaways defensively to second most last year.
61:13They had so many turnovers that they forced 22 more takeaways last year.
61:17That usually comes way back toward the mean as well.
61:20There are six and three in one-score games right on cue.
61:23You make the playoffs, you lose a one-score game.
61:26Regression came in a hurry on that one. And then they played 41 percent of their snaps against a backup quarterback last year.
61:33That big stretch late in the season when they were beating everyone, two of their final nine games came against a real starting quarterback.
61:40And let me just tell you, those real starting quarterbacks were Bo Nix and Cam Ward.
61:45So that's the level of teams you were beating up on.
61:48I like this team. I actually have a hard time figuring out what do I do with them.
61:54But that regression signal is so strong. I love Liam Cohen.
61:57I think Trevor Lawrence is breaking out. I love Parker Washington in the receiving group.
62:02I bet him. I think Chris Rodriguez could lead them in touchdowns.
62:0511 to 1 at DraftKings. That's my bet for this team.
62:08They remind me some of the Bengals in the past where your offensive line, I have them bottom three here.
62:14If the line is so bad and you can't really run the ball that well, you get a cap on the ceiling offensively.
62:21And defense is actually where this unit really stood out last year.
62:25Offense gets the attention. Anthony Campanelli's defense was top seven DVOA.
62:28I think a lot of that was a turnovers.
62:31I like what they're doing, but the talent doesn't match that to me.
62:35Jacksonville is under in 12 of the last 15 years.
62:38They only have since 2010 as a franchise four seasons with more than six wins.
62:42Just doing anything back to back for this franchise would be a big deal.
62:47Even 500 again. So to me, this maybe is my most baffling team.
62:50As I try to figure things I actually have in my power ratings, they're higher than this.
62:56They're probably three, four spots up. I'm trusting my instincts.
62:59My spidey senses say that there's something off here.
63:01So I'm just trying to be careful with Jacksonville.
63:04Yeah. One way to overcome regression is to have really good quarterback play and really good coaching.
63:09They should have both of those things, but boy, you're right.
63:12Those numbers like a neon sign driving down the highway, the way that those things look.
63:17Chris Rodriguez, Jags touchdown leader, 11 to one on draft Kings is Brandon's best bet.
63:22Let's go to tier four gunning for the top five teams.
63:25This is the biggest tier that you have. We'll start with the Cincinnati Bengals followed by the Chargers, Vikings, Bucks, and then the Cowboys at number 10.
63:33So if the last section was teams that you're not really believing in, these are the teams that you're choosing to believe in more than consensus.
63:41This is where real optimistic value lies is right in this tier.
63:44If you like overs, if you like division winner bets, this is probably your sweet spot on the podcast.
63:50Is this the first time that you have ever believed in the Cincinnati Bengals?
63:54I think it might be the first time ever.
63:57I really, I wanted to believe even more in this team here.
64:01I have them bottom of the tier. So even my belief in the Bengals is still some skepticism too.
64:06It's the best I could do. I believe in the line is getting better.
64:11Could they be a league average offensive line? Not a bad one anymore.
64:15The run game is trending up. Maybe finally the under center stuff is real.
64:19Can we finally give some easy buttons to the offense?
64:22There's a lot of things I tried to talk myself into, but we still have a way to go.
64:27We know the offense is going to be good.
64:30I don't need to tell you about that. Joe Burrow, T Higgins, Jamar Chase.
64:34Why did I say them in that order? I don't know.
64:38Jamar Chase, then T Higgins, obviously. Joe Burrow to throw 400 yards in any game this season at minus 130 draft Kings.
64:44That's my bet for this team. I think that should be more like minus 300.
64:49So if you want an easier one, that's an easier one here.
64:52But I can't get too far offensively till I see them actually do the under center and all the play action stuff we want.
65:00And I still need to see the defense. They were 30th last year.
65:03Then you lose your best defender in Trey Hendrickson.
65:06Now you add Dexter Lawrence, Boyamafe, Brian Cook. There are guys there, but they have a long way to come.
65:12So offensive line, defense, coaching, I have them all ranked low.
65:15How low is the question? Are you 30th or are you 24th or are you 18th?
65:20And those things matter. Bad and worse and terrible are not the same version.
65:24Terrible was the answer last year. I think they can be bad this year.
65:29If they can even be average, I'm probably still a little bit too low.
65:33But under Zach Taylor, for the most part, Bengals are under in eight of the last 10 years.
65:38It's a tough opening schedule. Tampa, Houston, Pittsburgh, Jacksonville.
65:41Winnable games, but we've seen Cincinnati not be great early.
65:44Really soft schedule late. So this is a team that I'm watching.
65:48I'm interested. I'm a little skeptical because history says to be.
65:51But I might have to be ready to buy if you can kind of survive September and actually look the part.
65:57If this defense has improved, we know what the offense can produce.
66:01And it can be scary. But that bet that you have Burrow 400 plus passing yards in any game, he might get that week one.
66:08He might. They are not elite defensively. It seems like the Chargers are everyone's favorite sleeper.
66:13They add Mike McDaniel to the coaching staff. So things should improve offensively.
66:17We'll see if we ever get the quarterback that was promised in Justin Herbert, which he has shown glimpses of at times.
66:24Just not when it matters. But 13 overall for them, it feels like maybe you haven't quite gotten there on the Chargers.
66:30Yeah, another one that I really wanted to get there, but I just can't quite go all the way.
66:36The whole premise here is the coaching leap and the offensive line leap.
66:40I'm in on Mike McDaniel. Hasn't changed. I think that's going to be awesome.
66:44I do think it's going to take some time, though.
66:47It's going to be a very different system. It's not going to be Tua anymore.
66:52Justin Herbert's a very different quarterback. So how do you build?
66:55How do you make the system fit around it?
66:58You don't have Tyree Kill or Jalen Waddell on this team.
67:01You have much lesser receivers, even as much as I like Lad McConkie.
67:05So what do you build? And then the problem is the offensive line.
67:09The premise of them making a big leap forward already in doubt because Tyler Biotish out for the season at center.
67:15So you have three new interior linemen. You have a rookie center.
67:19You're starting Rayshon Slater. We still haven't even seen play.
67:22We don't know how healthy he's going to be.
67:24Joel can't block everybody. So how much can the line be better?
67:28My premise was I thought that could be a top five line.
67:31There's no way that's a top five line right now.
67:34And I think McDaniel's system will help. But where does the offense get to and how long does it take to get there is the question.
67:42Because defensively, Jesse Minter was really good maximizing talent.
67:45This is not the most talented defense. So Chris O'Leary, the new play caller, he's in the Minter tree.
67:51But great. You're not the tree. You're the branches.
67:53You've got to actually call the plays and show you can maximize those guys the same way.
67:58And then the schedule is the last problem. Cardinals Raiders.
68:01Great. That's how I'd like to break in my new coaching staff and figure things out.
68:06Then here's the next week three through nine schedule.
68:09At Buffalo. At Seattle. Denver. At Kansas City. At the Rams.
68:12Houston. At Baltimore. Unrelenting. Just a brutal schedule. I talk about those three variable games.
68:17Their second place schedule gave them Houston, Baltimore, and Tampa in those divisions.
68:21That is the toughest draw possible. They just got unlucky.
68:24Like the good teams finished second and they were one of them.
68:27So now they get the other good teams on their schedule.
68:31So to me, I like the Chargers. I'm interested.
68:33I think their upside's already been priced into the market.
68:36So I don't think you can really invest here.
68:39My bet is on the guys on offense. I'm taking O'Mearian Hampton and all my fantasy leagues.
68:44I want Lad McConkie stock. So I took Lad McConkie.
68:47150 to one offensive player of the year. 62 and a half receptions.
68:51I'll take the over on that one. We mentioned Waddle earlier.
68:54He's another offensive player of the year. Bet 125 to one.
68:58Nico Collins, 40 to one. And Parker Washington, 400 to one.
69:01That was my OPOI bets. I want the offensive stock, but I think this might be a team I have to play in fantasy and not betting world.
69:09Which is, has definitely been the case for the Chargers in the past.
69:13You could even go back to the Phillip Rivers days, Ladini and Tomlinson, Antonio Gates.
69:18It seems like the Chargers are always delivering the goods in the regular season and not much beyond that.
69:23And so we come to your Minnesota Vikings all the way up to number 12, Kevin O'Connell with an improved quarterback and elite defense.
69:31I can be talked into this. Are you drinking the purple Kool-Aid on your Minnesota Vikings?
69:35You got to drink the purple Kool-Aid, right? That's, that's the fun of going into the new season.
69:41But more importantly, this is not fandom. If you've listened long time, you know, I'm actually the pessimist on my teams.
69:47Typically in sports. I think the betting market is just not pricing enough optimism into this team.
69:52I think the odds are wrong on the Vikings.
69:55This offense has top three skill players. You know about the receivers.
69:59Now you have Jawan Jennings for depth. You got Josh Oliver and T.J.
70:02Hawkinson. Complimentary tight ends. I think the running back room can be good.
70:06The offensive line. Christian Derrissaw finally looks healthy and good.
70:09Now please stay on the field, Christian Derrissaw. I think that could be a top 10 offensive line.
70:15Frank Smith adding to the play calling. His creative run game really unlocked Jordan Mason late in the season.
70:20KOC has not had a great run game there.
70:23Actually, offensively, the Vikings have averaged 22nd in DVOA under O'Connell.
70:26No top 14s yet. So I need to see it.
70:29Like for all the credit we give him with his play calling, that's not been good quarterbacks yet.
70:35I need to see it. And it's telling perhaps.
70:38I just named every player on the offense except for the one named Kyler Murray.
70:42What do we get from Kyler? I don't know.
70:45But here's what we got last year. 10 games of J.J.
70:48McCarthy, 5 Carson Wentz, and 2 Max Grosmer. Whatever we get from Kyler, even if it's like league average, is a ginormous
70:55step up from whatever is lower than 32nd, which is what the Vikings gave us at quarterback last year.
71:00You said elite defense. I don't think I'm ready to call the Vikings elite defense.
71:05Brian Flores is elite. The talent here is not.
71:08I think it's good and bad that you went out and bring back Harrison Smith, and you got Kyle Van Noy.
71:14Great. I'd love to see those veterans out there.
71:17Why did we need them? The talent is not great on this roster.
71:21There's a lot of leftover parts here. This is actually a bottom 10 talent defense in my ratings, but top 10 defense
71:27when you add in the Flores effect, that could lead for some weak spots and times.
71:32So I'm in on the Vikings. I think you have to buy the price.
71:36This is my first division bet I'm giving out here on the pod today.
71:40Vikings to win the North plus 510. To me, no brainer bet.
71:4416% implied. I have this entire division within about one win of each other, and I think the Vikings are the healthiest team right now.
71:51Packers, no Parsons, no Tucker, no Jacobs. Detroit, the secondary is banged up.
71:55You're missing your center. Chicago is missing its left tackle, and their secondary is banged up.
72:00The Vikings are good to go. Oh, they're the healthy team, and you want the over, over 8.5?
72:06Sure, I like that as well. I think this is the more aggressive way to bet the Vikings because in this division, they should be in the mix.
72:14I have this as almost double the value of a ticket.
72:17I think plus 510 is way too long. This is my second favorite division bet.
72:22There's one more we're about to get to. I like even better.
72:25Yeah, I like this one too. I have placed this as well.
72:29This is going to be a fun bet to be on this year, and the fact that they had a winning record despite having J.J.
72:36McCarthy for most of the season, that says a lot about the Minnesota Vikings.
72:41So from the Vikings to an old division foe from back in the NFC Central days, there's a throwback for the kids.
72:47Go and look that up. That means that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are your best division bet on the board, 12 spots
72:54higher than the next best NFC South team in the New Orleans Saints.
72:58So break out the creamsicles. What do you love about this team and their potentially lame duck coach?
73:03I really think that people are overlooking this team.
73:06The NFC South has been the punchline for so long that I think we're just grouping the Bucs into that, and I
73:13think they belong in any tier above the rest of the team's multiple tiers in my power rankings here.
73:18This is the best offense and the best defense in the division, and I don't really think there's even an argument otherwise.
73:25Vita Veya is back. That alone gives you the great run defense.
73:28Your front seven adds Ruben Bain. Todd Bull is going to have a lot of fun getting these guys.
73:34I think that defense can be a fringe top 10 unit.
73:37The offense, I think, might have the best offensive line in the league once they are healthy.
73:43Now with Tristan Wurfs leading the way, I bet him for protector of the year.
73:47Agbuka and Godwin still at receiver. I think Bucky Irving is underrated, and you get Kenneth Gainwell.
73:52So two underrated backs there. Offensively, I think there is a huge health swing coming here that gets a bit missed here.
73:59Offensive line, their starters missed 32 games last year.
74:01My guy Cody Mouth missed almost the entire season.
74:04Worse than Gedeke, the two tackles, missed some time.
74:0732 games. That's basically two of your five starters missing the entire season.
74:11Bucky and Godwin missed 14 games. Baker didn't miss games.
74:14They kind of wish he had because he was playing hurt for most of the time because that did not go well down the stretch.
74:21So getting those guys healthy, I think, is a huge, huge swing.
74:25I think this could be a fringe top 10 offense with the fringe top 10 defense.
74:30Now the special teams is not good, but in this division, might still be the best unit on special teams too because
74:36I've disced the other special teams on all the other three teams there too.
74:40So plus 180 to win the NFC South. This is not just my favorite division bet.
74:45Let me be clear. This is my favorite bet on this entire podcast.
74:49This is a multiple unit bet for me. I'll probably go three units on this one.
74:54That's like my max bet size plus 180. I have them three games clear of the Saints and the rest of the division.
75:01Here's for reference. I only have one other division in football where a team is even one game clear of the rest of the division.
75:08That's how far ahead I have the Bucs than the rest of the division.
75:13And 36% implied. I put this north of 70%.
75:15That is the level of confidence I have. So I'm not playing the over eight and a half plus 122.
75:21You could go under eight and a half and win the division.
75:25We just saw the Panthers do that last year.
75:28Why am I taking that one? Last year, I played the under nine and a half.
75:32We hit that at eight. I projected eight wins last year.
75:36This year, I think we flipped. Why did we flip this thing and lower the win total when they're healthier this year with better guys?
75:43So I think we're getting value on the number.
75:46We're getting value on the division. I think the Bucs are alive for the NFC one seed, 30 to one.
75:52I bet that a little bit. I had worst protector of year.
75:56You're a lame duck, Todd Bowles. I bet him for coach of the year at 2% if that stuff all hits.
76:02I think the Bucs could be in the NFC championship game at the end of January, and I would not blink.
76:08Wow. Lay in the wood on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
76:11You're right about that offensive line. Overlooked how good that line can be when they're completely healthy, and that raises that floor
76:18that you're talking about for Tampa Bay quite a bit.
76:21We finally hit the top 10, and like so many others, including myself, it seems like you're in on the Dallas Cowboys.
76:27I am terrified at how public this has become.
76:30I thought I was going contrarian a couple of months ago when I went in on the Cowboys.
76:35Not the case anymore. America is back on America's team.
76:38Why are you? I already have regrets. I thought this was going to be like our own little fun island, the Brandon Island.
76:45No, it's like an entire continent. Everybody is in on the Cowboys.
76:49I think I'm cautiously starting to tiptoe back out of the water a little bit because we don't get into the games,
76:56and we already got the big injury in the offensive line, which I'll get to in a second.
77:01So it has to start with the defense here.
77:04Christian Parker, the new play caller from the Fangio tree.
77:07The defense has to be better because they were last in DVOA last year.
77:11But it's not just the play caller. The personnel is so much better.
77:15I think they're better at 9 of 11 positions from last year's starting lineup on defense after trading Micah Parsons.
77:21You get the full season of Quinn and Williams.
77:23They were already better with him on the field last year.
77:27Caleb Downs, I think, is an immediate impact guy in the first round.
77:31Rashad Gary, Dee Winters. I think you get better play from Deron Bland at corner and overshown, who's healthy now.
77:37I think the defense can be a lot better, but they're being better than 32nd.
77:41How better can you be and how long does it take to get there?
77:45Dallas has a rough schedule. It's unrelenting all year long.
77:48The defense is going to get tested very often on TV while we're all watching because it's the Cowboys.
77:54The offense we know is really good. Clayton Adams got this run game going.
77:58I think Dak is hilariously the modern day Tony Romo.
78:01I think like a perennial top eight quarterback that gets no respect ever.
78:05This is my top receiving unit in the league with CeeDee Lamb and Pickens and Florinoy.
78:10The third guy, I think, is what puts them over the top.
78:14The problem is the injury now. Tyler Smith at guard.
78:17I know it's a boring name. That is the most talented lineman on this team, and he's out now four to six games.
78:24That might include the Ravens, the Texans, the Bucs.
78:26That's weeks three to five. That's not the games I want to be missing my top offensive lineman for.
78:32The interior is the strength. The tackles, I already don't trust.
78:35They're not great pass protecting. So if the blocking is not as good, the run game is not as good.
78:41How does the offense hold up? Healthy Dak Prescott has a top 10 offense, six of seven seasons, but it's usually like sixth to 10th.
78:49People are talking about this team like a top five offense, like a top three offense.
78:54I don't know if they can actually get that high without Dak taking a leap.
78:58And can they get there with no Tyler Smith?
79:01And with the line that I have this as a below average league line now, they drop by, I think, 0.7 points to the spread for me.
79:09Just taking Tyler Smith, a name you might not even heard about off of that on Labor Day.
79:14So I kind of want to be on the Cowboys, but everyone else is.
79:18And I think it's all priced in. The bet I made and will stand by is I took the Cowboys to win the NFC at 13 to one.
79:27Here's the thing. I don't know if I can be in on the regular season version of this team.
79:33The injuries that are there right now, the tough schedule all year.
79:36I think crazy as it sounds, the Cowboys haven't won the playoffs since like the 90s, really.
79:41I think this is a better playoff team than a regular season team.
79:45Give the defense some time to gel. Give the coaches some time.
79:49Get the line healthy. I think I'd buy this team after the Rams against anyone else in the NFC.
79:55I think they're a complete unit that can have the right mix in the playoffs.
79:59There's plus 250 to win a playoff game if you want.
80:02I don't want median outcomes. I want the long tail.
80:05If it's right, I want it to be worth my money because Brandon, you and I think this team is good, but so does everyone else.
80:13So now we have to bet some long shots to make it worth it.
80:17So that's my one big, big team future into the playoffs.
80:21Notice no Super Bowl ticket. I'm not going crazy here, but how about get to the Super Bowl 13 to one for the Dallas Cowboys?
80:28If you're going to go in, go all in with the Dallas Cowboys.
80:32I am properly nervous about this one as well.
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85:12We've got four teams in this tier. Number 9 was in the Super Bowl last year in the New England Patriots, followed
85:19by the Chicago Bears at 8, Philadelphia Eagles at 7, and the world's best defense, the Houston Texans at 6.
85:25We just watched the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
85:28They're going to kick off the season tomorrow night against the Seattle Seahawks, the team that they played in the Super Bowl.
85:34How do you like New England's chances of running it back in the AFC, and they have an improved arsenal now around Drake May?
85:42Yeah, it's tough to run it back. The Super Bowl loser is 16-6 to the under the last 22 years.
85:48The only Super Bowl loser to get back to the Super Bowl since 1993 is the Patriots, so there is that in 2018.
85:54But there's not a lot where this happens again.
85:57It's a clear regression team for me. They won 14 games.
86:00We know about the schedule. We know how much that that impacted things.
86:04The metrics said this was more like a 10-win team last year.
86:08They're 8-3 in one-score games. They were the healthiest team last year by adjusted games loss.
86:13So there's a lot of trends. Some of those Jaguars and Broncos trends fit here as well that tell you that things should be a little worse.
86:21But weirdly, I think last year was kind of like a surprise outcome for New England.
86:26I think they were building towards this version this year that now gets A.J.
86:30Brown and Romeo Dobbs that now brings in fullback Reggie Gilliam that adds Elijah Vera Tucker on the line.
86:36Jones was third in DVOA and should be better because they added all those guys in.
86:40So I think that at least offsets some of the schedule stuff that was baked in.
86:45The defense last year, I was excited about the defense.
86:48They added tons of guys at linebacker in the secondary on the line.
86:52Those guys weren't healthy last year. Then we saw them healthy late and they made the Super Bowl off the defense more than the offense.
87:00Strike me was not that great in the playoffs last year.
87:03It was the defense that did it. So I like Zach Kerr, the unit defensively.
87:07I think there's a lot here, but there's a lot of regression signal.
87:11For me, I'm going to keep the bet very easy.
87:14If I'm that far out on the Bills and the Jets and the Dolphins speak for themselves, I have to take the division bet.
87:22Plus 145. It's a two-team race. We all agree on that.
87:25And I love the escalator here. You can go exact division order.
87:28Patriots won Bills too. We all agree on that part.
87:31I like Jets ahead of the Dolphins, three and four.
87:34So you get that one, two, three, four in order is plus 450.
87:38I think that's a good way to bake in some of the unknown here, but get it to pay off for you.
87:45Yeah. I saw there was a bet out there for the Jets just to finish in third place at even money.
87:51I love that because I think any direction that you go in the AFC East, the Jets are going to end up third.
87:58But the Patriots, they're a really weird team because of the way that they overachieved last year, yet got significantly better and have an ascending roster talent-wise.
88:06It's a very tough read, but I like the way that you analyze that.
88:10It's almost like elimination. You played the process of elimination game and just landed on New England as the best team in the division.
88:18Last year, you were on Bears Island. That was your worst to first preseason pick.
88:22Ben Johnson did the magic with the offense, but you're still willing to rank this defense as high as you are.
88:28I mean, you talk about a regression candidate. I'd love to hear the cap on this because they're the kings of regression analysis in turnover differential.
88:36They were plus 22 last year. So walk me through this.
88:40Yeah, you're right off my notes. Ben Johnson said it himself.
88:43He called the Bears the number one regression candidate.
88:46So they had the fewest turnovers and the most takeaways last year.
88:49How do you lead the league in both categories?
88:52Plus 22 turnovers since 1990. Teams that posted a plus 20 turnover margin or better regressed to a plus three on average the following season.
88:59That is a turnover per game difference that would suddenly swing the other direction.
89:04And that makes a big difference. The Bears were the number one fumble recovery rate last year as well.
89:09And some of those trends we talked about with like the new offensive coordinator, with the returning coach, the win improvements.
89:16They all fit the regression stuff here. Ben Johnson is right.
89:19He should be afraid. And look, the teams in this tier, I'm skeptical about if I'm being honest.
89:24I think the teams we just completed, the Cowboys, Vikings, Bucks, those are teams I think get to above these teams in this tier.
89:32But for right now, we have last year's results.
89:34And I have to respect what you have done, basically.
89:37Caleb Williams improved a ton last year. Pocket management, the deep ball.
89:41Those were huge weaknesses as a rookie. Surprise! Ben Johnson showed up, and now you're actually good at those things.
89:47The run game is really good. It's a top 10 offensive line.
89:50Trapillo might be back at left tackle sooner than we think.
89:54Odun's a burden at receiver. The guy I love is Colson Loveland.
89:57I gave him out as the touchdown leader for tight end at 11-1 at DraftKings.
90:0270 catches or more as well on the over.
90:05I think Loveland has a huge season. Like you said, the defense.
90:08You add Devin Bush. You add Thineman in the first round.
90:11You're supposed to get healthy in the secondary. That's why I was slightly optimistic here.
90:16Dennis Allen needs top secondary play. But Kobe Bryant, the free agent, signing already out for the season.
90:21Kyler Gordon, who we waited all last season for in the slot.
90:25He's already on IR to start this season. Jalen Johnson never seems quite healthy right now.
90:30I was kind of in because I thought, just be healthy again.
90:33And that's got to be better. Well, they're already not healthy again.
90:37I think we're going to have, I live in Chicago area.
90:40I think we're going to see a lot of fun games.
90:44As a Vikings fan, we're going to see a lot of shootouts.
90:47A lot of back and forth. A lot of gave up a score.
90:51Scored late to win the game. Late season. Here's how the Bears end.
90:55At Buffalo. Green Bay. Detroit. At Minnesota. The entire division.
90:58Plus the Bills. I think this team is too talented to be out of it.
91:02I think it's going to come down to those four games.
91:06And I don't need a futurist ticket on the team because of that.
91:10Drew Dahlman also hangs it up. He was their center.
91:13I think that's a big deal for Chicago. But yeah, I like the fact that the Patriots and the Bears are back
91:19to back in these tiers in these rankings because they're like the same team.
91:24Elite quarterback play that should get better. Major regression candidates that overachieved last year.
91:28It's like all the arrows are pointing in different directions for both of these teams.
91:32So you kind of just have to plant your flag and deal with the results.
91:37We can't talk about volatility without talking about the Philadelphia Eagles.
91:40Every year it's something new for Nick Sirianni. It feels like he's got a new offensive coordinator every year.
91:46Sean Mannion is going to try and create some spark out of Jalen Hurts, who is slipping down everyone's quarterback rankings.
91:52Does the pendulum swing up or down this season for the Philadelphia Eagles?
91:56And what should be one of the more elite defenses in the league as well?
92:00Yeah, I'm not going to name all the defensive names off here.
92:04We know this defense is going to be really good.
92:07We're running along. So let me just tell you a big fan geo and the dudes.
92:12They're going to be good defensively. Offense is the big question, right?
92:15Can they fix the run game? That's fading a little bit.
92:19Can Devante Smith be wide receiver one with A.J.
92:21Brown gone? With A.J. Brown gone, I had the skill players on this team drop from number one last year to 10th this year.
92:29That's a real drop off. I think the offensive line is more like top five than perennial number one.
92:34What does Jalen Hurts like in this new offense?
92:37Can he throw in the middle of the field?
92:40Can we finally find out the answer to that?
92:42I think Philadelphia got a little bit lucky with some of the schedule stuff.
92:47Washington, Tennessee to start. Their three variable games are Carolina, Pittsburgh, Chicago.
92:50I'll take that if it's a first place schedule.
92:53I can handle that. I don't really have an answer to your question on what happens with the Eagles.
92:59I'm skeptical. But I'm skeptical every year and they usually still find ways to figure things out.
93:04My bet here is there's a book out there you can bet first team all pro.
93:09Give me Lane Johnson at five to one. First team all pro.
93:12So we go by left tackle and right tackle Lane plays right tackle.
93:16He's been first or second team four straight years when healthy.
93:19The three second teams on there. He lost to Tristan Wirfs left tackle now and Panay Sewell left tackle now.
93:25So we took the competition away. Let's give our guy a legacy pick on the way out.
93:30I bet him five to one Creed Humphrey at center.
93:33Three to one Kyle Hamilton plus three 20. Those are some of the favorites.
93:38That's who should win these awards. We know who wins first team all pro.
93:42So give me some lineman odds here on the Eagles and let me just stay away from the rest.
93:48I like it. If you're going to bet the Eagles, bet them in the trenches.
93:52That's where you know they're going to be good.
93:55Speaking of good defenses, though, there might not be a better defense on the planet than D'Amico Ryan's Houston Texans.
94:01Can Houston's offense finally catch up this season? Yeah, again, a defense we don't need to tell you too much about.
94:07Top two DVOA run and pass last year. I always rank edge rush and corners most important on the defense.
94:13And this is a team that's top three in both of those.
94:17So you know the names. Will Anderson plus 750 defensive player of the year.
94:21An absolute bullseye for me. That is one of my favorite award picks.
94:25So grab him for sure if you can. It's a low variance defense because the talent is so high.
94:31Easy choice for me as my number one defense.
94:33The question is the offense and what can they do?
94:36They have averaged the last three years 20th in DVOA.
94:39Okay. I think we talk about them like they're like 27th.
94:43We talk about them like they're abjectly terrible. And they're just kind of below average.
94:4720th isn't terrible. That's why they win 10 games and a playoff game.
94:51D'Amico Ryan's was the first coach ever to do that his first two years.
94:55Then he did it a third year also as a new coach.
94:59So what can the offense do? Like we said with the Bengals, are you the 30th line or the 25th or the 20th?
95:06I think the Texans settle in at like 25th.
95:08I think they're on the right direction, but Keelan Rutledge, everyone likes him.
95:12He's supposed to be the starting center. It looks like he's a guard now.
95:16Where do you come up with the right names?
95:19Can you get the mix there? David Montgomery. Is he a lead guy?
95:23Can he actually do the thing? Nico Collins to me is the only real weapon they have.
95:28I like him 40 to one offensive player of the year.
95:31I'm losing belief in this offense. I keep waiting for them to find it and figure it out.
95:37I'm losing belief in CJ Stroud. But I think the argument is we're buying the offense at its floor.
95:43We kind of seen the bad version. Is there a good version that I don't know?
95:47But even like a B plus version of the quarterback, the line, the run game.
95:52Houston is my number two team. If that happens, the defense is so good.
95:56Special teams are good. If the offense can get there, this is a Super Bowl type team.
96:01But we need to see the offense get there.
96:04Really hurt that Jaden Higgins got hurt in the preseason and Tankdale.
96:08Not all the way back yet. So he's going to start the season on the IR.
96:12And you're just waiting for that next guy to show up for the Houston Texans.
96:17Let's go to tier two. We've got another four teams in this one.
96:21It's so fi or bust. And if you don't know what that means, well, the Super Bowl is in LA this year.
96:27Super Bowl 61. And if these teams don't get there, I guess we've got some issues.
96:32Number five, the San Francisco 49ers. Four, Baltimore Ravens.
96:35Three, the Kansas City Chiefs. And two, the defending Super Bowl champion, Seattle Seahawks.
96:39Which means that there is a one team tier coming up after this.
96:43The 49ers are a tough one with all of the injury prone guys up and down the roster.
96:48CMC, Trent Williams, Mike Evans, Nick Bosa, Fred Warner.
96:51What do we do with these guys? Never mind the substation that's out there to get all of them.
96:57What's the outlook tell you on the 49ers? The outlook is we don't really know because the entire thing is the health of those stars.
97:04It's this top-heavy roster. It's stars we know are good on the field.
97:08And they're on the field right now, but we don't know how long that's going to stay that way.
97:14So I think you have to think of the 49ers as two things.
97:18Number one, right now, they're healthy and a top-five team.
97:21I have to respect that. And right now, put them top-five in the power rankings.
97:25I don't think it's going to hold up, though.
97:28So I don't want to buy stock in the team.
97:31I think I'm buying high. And they're kind of being priced accordingly.
97:35So I think the problem with any futures bet is you're banking on these five to seven stars staying healthy with the substation.
97:41And that's the tough sell here. So, look, we know about the team.
97:45I don't need to tell you about the Niners.
97:48The offense, top-six DVOA, five of the last six years.
97:51Under Brock Purdy, they've been top two, two of the three years.
97:55And the bad year was with all the injuries and a nightmare and no CMC, basically.
97:59And the bad year was still ninth in DVOA.
98:02So the floor is so high for this team with Mike Shanahan.
98:06The weapons are there. Purdy has been really good.
98:08Trent Williams still holding up the line. That's my Niners bet.
98:12Seven percent prediction market for Protector of the Year.
98:15Tristan Wurfs I mentioned as well on that one.
98:17The defense is the question. They were terrible last year.
98:20They were, I guess, bad, not terrible. But they were not good.
98:24But now you get Nick Bosa back and Fred Warner.
98:27And now you got Raheem Morris. Those three guys are enough to lift you into contention.
98:32I think the secondary is the worst for any contender.
98:35But that sort of sets up this team to me as like in recent years, the Bills or the Packers maybe.
98:41Where, okay, it's got to be the offense. The offense just has to carry the team.
98:46But with the Niners, it has to be healthy enough to carry the team.
98:50And health is a real thing. I know we think health is unpredictable.
98:54Unpredict this. In 12 of the last 13 seasons, the Niners have ranked top 10 in most adjusted injury games lost.
99:00I don't know if it's a substation, but whatever it is, it ain't working in San Francisco.
99:05These guys don't stay healthy. So I think the Niners are two things.
99:09They're underrated right now, game to game. But I don't want their futures later because we got to play a 20-game season of the playoffs.
99:17And I don't know if this team can hold up.
99:20It is hard to project injuries, but you're right.
99:22Not hard when it comes to the San Francisco 49ers.
99:25And CMC, 400 touches last year, completely healthy, ironically enough.
99:28So can that hold up? Probably not. The Ravens had a ton of injuries last season, too.
99:33The defense especially. Lamar never really looked like himself.
99:36It was his first year with less than 600 rushing yards, if that tells you anything.
99:41If you're ranking Baltimore top four, is that a vote of confidence in the former MVP?
99:46I think so. And look, every Lamar stat last year, they were pretty bad stats.
99:50But I think every stat makes sense in light of the leg injuries that he had.
99:55We have seen quarterbacks have pretty bad years and then get healthy and be just fine the next year.
100:01We saw like Dak Prescott have a horrendous year a couple years ago and then be great again last season.
100:07Very different styles. But Lamar has played four healthy seasons.
100:10In those healthy seasons, he's won MVP twice. And he was a runner-up a third time when everyone thought he should have won.
100:17So it should be three out of four, according to most people.
100:20So Lamar speaks for himself. I'm not ready to write him off after one season with the injuries.
100:26I will give them benefit of the doubt. Interior offensive line is remade.
100:30So we got to see that come together. Derrick Henry, I don't know when it's going to end, but at some point it has to.
100:37What if it's this year? I don't think it will be, but it's in the mix.
100:42Declan Doyle calling the plays. We haven't seen it yet.
100:45Looks like a Ben Johnson type mold. That should be exciting.
100:48I think that fits this team really well. And defensively, I'm excited.
100:52Jesse Minter calling the defense. I think this could be a top five unit.
100:56Nnamdi Matabike, back on the line. Big deal up front.
100:59Calais Campbell, veteran of like a thousand seasons. Still there on the line doing his thing.
101:04Trey Hendrickson, they got the pass rusher now. The secondary, that's where Minter shines.
101:08What's he going to do with Kyle Hamilton? I'm excited to see what that looks like.
101:13So I think this is a sky's the limit team.
101:16This is a team that I've bet Super Bowl tickets on in the past.
101:20I will be looking in that direction and a chance to buy at some point.
101:25The bet here has to do with the soft schedule to open.
101:28And the fact that I think MVP is a team award, not an individual award.
101:33So give me Lamar 11 to one. I took Lamar and Mahomes 17 to one.
101:37I think those are outrageous prices at MVP for guys that we know can do it because they've done it twice each before.
101:44Yeah. The ceiling for Lamar Jackson is just an auto MVP award.
101:48So no problem with that whatsoever. Speaking of the Chiefs, the more things change, the more they stay the same in the year of our Lord.
101:552026. You've got the Ravens and the Chiefs alone at the top of the AFC.
102:00So you are undeterred based on what has happened as of last year.
102:04Talk me into the elder statesman that is Andy Reid.
102:07Yeah, I think similarly with the Ravens. I'm just not ready to give up after one year.
102:12It was a bad year. Mahomes gets hurt. They still end up as like, by the metrics, the best 6-11 team ever, whatever that's worth to you.
102:20They were still top 20 DVOA offense and defense and special teams.
102:24They're still top half of the league. They probably should have won like nine games, even when everything went wrong last season.
102:30So if I look at this team and I think, okay, I know the Mahomes offense is fading.
102:36Why? What's happened? What has been bad the last three years as things have gone awry?
102:40I see four main things. The receivers have been bad.
102:43The run game has gone away. The line has been bad.
102:47And the play calling scheme has not been good.
102:50Okay. Receivers are still bad. I'm not going to solve that problem for you.
102:54The line is better. Jawan Taylor addition by subtraction.
102:56I think they should be getting better there. The run game should be better.
103:01Kenneth Walker. Didn't we just see the last couple of years?
103:04What happens when you add a star running back to a great offense?
103:08Saquon Barkley, Derek Henry. Running backs do not add floor, but they do elevate your ceiling.
103:13I think the explosive he adds could be a huge mix here.
103:16Scheme. I don't know. I'll just say this. Three years when this has been ugly has been exactly the timeframe for Matt Nagy.
103:23The five years before that with Eric Bien-Ami were like the best five-year stretch in quarterback history from Mahomes.
103:29So I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt.
103:32Spag's defense has to replace McDuffie and Watson at corner, but the Jarius Snead has been great for this team.
103:38They went up for the rookie, Mansour Delane. I trust him to find answers.
103:42I think this team is going to be good again.
103:45I think people just don't want them because we're sick of it, but I think the Chiefs are good and we know they're good.
103:52So plus 180 to win the AFC West is the bet here.
103:56It's partly a schedule bet. They start out home for Denver Indy, then at Miami and Vegas.
104:01That feels like 4-0 into the bye week for me.
104:04The third place schedule is in their favor. We talked about Denver and the Chargers having tough schedules this year.
104:10To me, it's a schedule bet and a floor bet that the Chiefs, even with the high win total, 10-3 to the
104:17over this season in his career with the Chiefs.
104:19And the misses were by half a win until last season.
104:23So Chiefs last year, 1-9 in one score games.
104:25They're not going to do that again. Patrick Mahomes, the rest of his career, 43-17 in his career.
104:31This is not a Bo Nix. This is a Patrick Mahomes.
104:34That is a six-win swing most years if Mahomes just does his usual thing.
104:38I'm not giving the Ravens and Chiefs up for dead.
104:41I still think they're right in the mix at the top.
104:44It does feel like those years with the Patriots when we were all like, see, the dynasty's over, away to the Super Bowl.
104:51That is what this feels like. Like we're doing it again with the Kansas City Chiefs, who are the modern version of that team.
104:59Eye test-wise, I just can't see it. But you have to believe in coach and quarterback, the two most important positions in football.
105:06And while they feel old and decrepit, they actually have a bottom five roster in terms of age.
105:11So they're one of the youngest teams in the NFL, which is a surprise to me when I look that up.
105:17Not many questions left for the defending world champion Seattle Seahawks.
105:21So I'll ask this one. How do you win a title and return just about everybody and not then enter the year number one in a power ranking?
105:29You have them at two. I think I know the answer, but I'm curious your spin on it.
105:34Yeah, I think the answer is just the Rams.
105:37We'll get to in a second. I'm sorry. CX fans won't love to hear that.
105:42You're the champions. It's hard to be the king.
105:44It's hard to run it back. I don't need to tell you that regression comes for the champion because that's what happens in sports.
105:51This is why we watch sports. It's hard to repeat.
105:54Part of it is just keeping your dudes and keeping them healthy.
105:58They didn't keep the dudes. Kenneth Walker is gone.
106:01Zach Charbonnet is hurt. Foyim Off is gone. In the secondary, Rick Willen and Kobe Bryant are gone.
106:06And now, speaking of getting healthy, we don't know if Nikki Manwari and Tai Okada are healthy for week one.
106:12So here's your strength of the team, the secondary.
106:15And you just went from the strength to two guys gone, two guys questioned to start the season.
106:20I'm not burying the Seahawks. They're number two, but that's what happens in football.
106:24It's a tough sport to stay at the top.
106:27The defense is going to be awesome, right? Mike McDonald, versatile front.
106:31They're going to come at you in waves. I don't need to make the case.
106:35That's going to be great. I do have concerns about the offense.
106:39No Kubiak. Brian Fleury. We don't know much about his play calling.
106:42We talked about with the Raiders, Kubiak maximizing things, making the offensive line look good, helping the run game.
106:48Okay, well, what if you take that out now?
106:51What does that look like? This offensive line was supposed to be a bottom three unit in the last season.
106:57They finished kind of league average or even better now.
107:00What do they look like now that it's not Kubiak there?
107:03What happens if the line is worse? What does Sam Darnold look like?
107:07What if your defense is a little bit worse this year?
107:10Because that's how things happen. And now the game script is worse.
107:14Now Darnold has to pass more. It's a little bit house of cards there where things start to slip.
107:20And I don't know if we love the answer.
107:22It's a very run heavy offense. No Walker. No Zach Charbonne until we don't know when.
107:27Do you know that Jadarian Price, we get him in the first round.
107:31His career high in three years at Notre Dame is 15 rushing attempts.
107:35He only had 10 games in three seasons with double digit rushing attempts.
107:39He's the entire rushing attack. He's the guy you're building around.
107:42That's my bet here. I think the answer is no.
107:45Jadarian Price, under 800 rushing yards at DraftKings. That's my Seattle bet.
107:49Look, the defense is so good. Special teams are so good.
107:52Jay Harbaugh, they're the number one special teams unit in my rankings.
107:56If your defense and special teams are number one or number two, that's a great floor.
108:01You're not going anywhere. But if either of those even goes to like fourth or fifth, now you might go somewhere.
108:07And now it happens with the offense. The Super Bowl champs get to start at the top of the tier.
108:13You're top two. But I'm a little concerned. I'm not really looking to invest in this team.
108:18And they would be number one, if not for a team that is as loaded top to bottom as we have seen
108:25since the Dallas Cowboys of the mid nineties. I mean, no surprise here.
108:28Tier one, all by themselves, the target is firmly on your back.
108:32And that is the LA Rams who will start the season in Australia against their division foe in the San Francisco 49ers.
108:39They are heavy favorites to win the Super Bowl at every book.
108:42Every power rating has them at the top. The biggest question during the season is, can they do it when the expectation
108:49is to win a Super Bowl and anything less than that would be a massive disappointment?
108:54The only thing that I could say against them is that doing the obvious is really hard in the NFL.
109:00Yeah, I think so. And then the question to me is, they're clear number one.
109:04I have them in a tier alone. How big is the gap?
109:08How far ahead of the field are they? Because I honestly thought this was the best team last year.
109:13And look, Seahawks fans, you got the trophy. Like, I'm not going to pretend that the results don't matter.
109:19The Seahawks beat the Rams. They're the champions. But offense matters most to me.
109:23This was the number one offense rushing and passing last year.
109:27They were top five defense. And now you add Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald, apparently we've decided, and Trent McDuffie and Jalen
109:33Watson at corner, which was the weak link last year.
109:36The Rams have lapped the field. There's no question about that by the roster.
109:41You got Sean McVay and the coaching staff. No questions there.
109:44But we don't even need to say that much.
109:47Like, you know why the Rams are that good.
109:49You know they're supposed to be number one in the rankings.
109:53The question is, can you stay that good? It's hard for an offense that had an outlier elite rushing attack last year.
109:59That can only get worse. It can only be worse this year.
110:03The Rams were number one by DVOA last year.
110:05For the five previous years, they were seventh to tenth.
110:08First to seventh or eighth or ninth is a huge drop.
110:12It doesn't seem that big. But the Rams were like outlier good at number one.
110:16You can't be better than number one because there's no more numbers left.
110:20But that's how far ahead of the field they were.
110:23So, Puka Nakua, is he going to miss any time?
110:26Lerick Jackson on the line. On field and off field reasons.
110:29Is he going to miss any time? The offense can only get worse.
110:33It was already the best. The defense, I talked in other podcasts.
110:37How does Miles Garrett fit into a different scheme?
110:40Not the wide nine scheme under Jim Schwartz. These corners, are we sure they weren't maximized under Spagnolo as good as he is?
110:47How do they fit in a new system here?
110:49How does everything come together? Lots of talent. And now Aaron Donald.
110:53So, you got to feel good about it. But what are we not like about the Rams?
110:58Not a whole lot. Special teams is terrible. Never a McVay concern.
111:02They bring in Bubba Ventrone. But that's a new coach.
111:05But they were terrible in punter, kicker, no personnel change.
111:08I think that and the lack of aggression in game, those are the sort of edges that can cost you a game at some point.
111:15That better not be what costs you a game in the playoffs.
111:19Here's my bet on the team. And I'll close with just like a big picture of that.
111:24I have the West basically even at the top.
111:26Seahawks, Rams, and Niners. So, I think the Rams are being priced too aggressively.
111:31Give me the Rams third place in the West.
111:33Just light at plus 400. It's a tough opening schedule.
111:36You're in Australia. Then you come back. No rest for the Giants.
111:40Then at Denver, at Philly, Buffalo is a rough way to start.
111:44The target's on your back. You can only get worse.
111:47Big picture. This is my number one team. I have them three points to the spread ahead of the field.
111:53But comparatively to recent years, this would have been like my number two or three team last year.
111:58Like Buffalo or Kansas City. They're not a hyper elite elite number one team.
112:02The gap isn't how awesome LA is. I think it's a drop to everyone else.
112:07Last year, I had eight teams that had better power rating than my number two team this year going into the season.
112:13So, there's not a big group of contenders to the top this year.
112:17It's not that the Rams are so awesome. That tier we just did.
112:21Seahawks, Chiefs, Ravens, Niners. Typically, that should be in my rankings more like six to ten, not two to five.
112:27There should be that level of gap here to the top.
112:30Last year, I had only seven teams within a touchdown to the spread of my number one team.
112:36Previous years of that, ten, eight, nine. So, somewhere in that range.
112:39This year, I have 17 teams within a touchdown of the Rams.
112:43So, it's not that they're so far ahead of the whole field.
112:47That is truncated and close. There's a lot of parity to come.
112:50Basically, all the way down to that Pittsburgh-Indianapolis group.
112:53Any given Sunday, you might beat the Rams. So, let me ask you a question.
112:57The Rams are five to one to win the Super Bowl.
113:01Who is the last preseason Super Bowl favorite at plus 500 or shorter to actually go on and win the Super Bowl?
113:07Do you know? I do. I've already done this, so I'm sort of cheating.
113:12That's okay. The 1995 Dallas Cowboys. It is. It's the Cowboys 95.
113:15You led with them off the top here. So, I thought you might know this one.
113:20But ever since then, 22 teams have been plus 500 or better to start the year at Sports Odds History.
113:26They're 0 for 22. The odds of that happening, even if they're all plus 500, will be under 2%.
113:32It is hard to win when everyone's coming at you.
113:35Heavy is the head that wears the crown. And the Rams don't wear the crown.
113:39The Seahawks wear the crown. But the Rams wear the crown of expectations.
113:43I will be looking for the spot to fade the Rams.
113:46This is a team that I could see us getting to sometime September or October and being like, this is it.
113:53The greatest football team we've ever seen. They're everyone's favorite pick.
113:56They're even odds versus the field. They're the team that's going to crush everyone.
114:00And they look the part on the roster, on the field.
114:03That's the spot when we have to sell and go the direction.
114:07So, they start number one. They got to end there.
114:10And it's a long season in between. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
114:15And that is a good time for us to transition to our DraftKings best bet on the board.
114:20After all of that, the nearly two-hour breakdown of every team in the NFL.
114:24It's time to nominate our absolute favorite future presented by DraftKings.
114:28What's the one that stands out to you above the rest?
114:31I said this as we were recording. My favorite future on the podcast, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to win the NFC South.
114:37That is my pick. That's the value. Go get your Bucs division ticket.
114:41I like the Packers under nine and a half wins.
114:44And I'm going to go ahead and sprinkle on that last place bet at plus 350.
114:49They just lost too many pieces on defense. They lost their last five games last year without Micah Parsons.
114:55Well, he's on the shelf to start the year.
114:58You have the Josh Jacobs news and the fact that I love the other three teams in this division.
115:03This is one of the easier bets that I have placed.
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115:14And that is why the crown is yours. Thanks for watching.
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