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2:43My name is Matt Moore. You might know me from Buckets, our NBA podcast here on the Action Network.
2:49And I'll be joining Brandon Anderson every Friday to give you his best bets along with ladders, shoots, sandbox plays, parlays, long
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3:27Going up. I'll meet you at the bottom. We're going to give you ways to go all the way down to maximize
3:34your ROI and ways to go all the way up on the ROI.
3:38First off, Brandon Anderson, king of ROI. How are you feeling about the NFL season?
3:42It is here. We made it. We're one game in already.
3:46We got Wednesday night football. I thought I was dreading Wednesday night.
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3:56By the time people listen to this one, we'll have an Australia game already in the books as well.
4:02We're off and running. It is good to be back in football.
4:06It is a little weird to be talking football with you, Matt.
4:10You and I have recorded thousands of hours of Buckets basketball together.
4:14We've done a couple of football ones, but I'm excited to get into it.
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5:06All right, let's get into some week one NFL best bets.
5:09I texted Brandon on Monday and was like, man, I don't know.
5:13Like, this is the guy usually I'm like rarer to go, but I'm like really nervous about this.
5:18Like, this is like, I don't know if I like I might just skip on the contest.
5:24And Brandon was like, shut up. You'll have bets by Thursday.
5:27And he's right. I have bets by Thursday. But we're here for Brandon's bets.
5:31And we're going to start with a shoot because we're going to hit the mine shaft, as I once coined it, here with Brandon.
5:39Brandon, start us off with your first best bet of the week.
5:43Yeah, I reordered. We're going to do the ladders version second this week because I had to start us out.
5:49Matt Moore, you and I together, our first official podcast with a mine shaft that you coined that term and with a Chiefs pick.
5:56So we're going all the way to the end of our week one, all the way to Monday night, Broncos Chiefs.
6:03And we're taking the under 43 and a half.
6:06And we're taking the mine shaft. We're taking the shoot all the way down.
6:10So obviously a lot of unknowns in this game.
6:13I think a lot of the unknowns are things that should suppress scoring some.
6:17So Patrick Holmes is back, but it's his first game back from the ACL injury.
6:22No preseason yet. We know how that goes with quarterbacks.
6:25You see a lot of rust, especially first half in games.
6:28And unfortunately, looks like left tackle Josh Simmons is not back yet.
6:32He is out with a back injury. It appears to be.
6:35So if he's out, undrafted rookie Khalil Benson is that left tackle, right tackle Jalen Moore.
6:40That is not the combo you love against Nick Benito.
6:43And you know, all that pressure is coming from Denver.
6:46Probably not a great matchup for Kenneth Walker debut.
6:49This has been an elite run defense for Denver the last couple of years.
6:54So a lot of concerns on that side. On the other side, we talked a lot in the preseason previews.
7:00Davis Webb, new play caller. What's that look like?
7:03And how do you want to work out the kinks?
7:06Prime time Monday night against a Spagnola defense. That is probably not the matchup you'd love to debut.
7:11So just a lot of reasons to think defenses may have the advantage here.
7:16The Broncos have won cover years, Matt, for the last five against the Chiefs.
7:20After 16 straight Kansas City wins before that. But more importantly for this pick, six straight matchups here at 41 points or below.
7:27Average 33.7 points a game. This is kind of what both of these teams want.
7:32And this for totals, this is the trend spot of the week.
7:36So let me give you the trends. Non-Thursday, prime time unders.
7:39You know we love that one. 60% since 2019.
7:42Monday night, division unders. Total between 41 and 48.
7:4566% since 2018. Week 1. You've already seen it.
7:47Evan Abrams has been tweeting out the unders trends for week 1.
7:51Unders specifically from 41 to 45.5 are 94, 56, and 1 to the under.
7:5563%. And this does look like maybe our one weather impact game of the week.
8:00Got some wind coming in. Windy under 61% the last five years.
8:04On top of all that, Patrick Mahomes at home as a favorite is an unders guy.
8:0940, 21 in one lifetime, including since 2022. 22 and 7 to the under 76%.
8:13This is what the Chiefs do. It's frustrating. I think probably for you, Matt, as a fan, it's not as fun to watch as the early Mahomes days.
8:22But they grind it out. They slow it down.
8:25This is what teams want. So both teams last year had 11 games at 43 or below.
8:30That hits our under. We're under 43.5. So that's the bet.
8:34We'll love a 44, but 41 to 44. Everything in that range is a key number.
8:38So we will grab it. Last year, Chiefs had nine games, over half of them.
8:4337 or below. The Broncos had seven games at 33 or below.
8:47Again, with the rivalry, five of the last six, 38 or below.
8:51Four of the last six, 33 or below. So here's our first mineshaft, our first shoot of the year.
8:56Under 37.5. Chiefs Broncos at plus 188. And under 33.5.
9:00All the way down at plus 330. Thanks. I hate it.
9:03Thanks for having me join the show. Just for you to drop this on me.
9:08Hate it. But this is absolutely a sharp angle.
9:10I'm terrified of the left tackle situation against Benito.
9:13I'm terrified. I'm absolutely horrified. I'm just like, Chiefs Reddit is literally talking about they should bench Mahomes for this game.
9:20I've seen that. Because it's going to get him absolutely killed.
9:23I have a weird one to add on to your trends.
9:27Okay. Since 2022, AFC West division games are 24 and 12 to the under.
9:31Just like that division. I've been looking at a lot of those because I'm looking at the week one division trends.
9:37Like everybody wants to play the division under or the division dog plays in week one.
9:42But it's like, it's really touchy depending on which division you're talking about.
9:46But these have really treaded towards the under. So all the way down, ugly scoring game in which the Chiefs probably lose.
9:53Yeah. I'm not going to be reachable for people on Monday night.
9:57I'm just not going to be somebody you want to talk to.
10:01Okay. So that's our first mineshaft of the season.
10:04We're underway with a tasty mineshaft at plus 188 and plus 330 at DK.
10:08Let's talk about going the other direction. And we'll talk about some ladders or as they're better called escalators.
10:14Give me your first one. Got the Dolphins shirt on today.
10:17We're coming out hot. Dolphins Raiders. I really want to start us with the grossest game on the slate.
10:23I had to do Chiefs first for your sake, but here we are.
10:27Everyone else is watching the fun games. I'm watching the ones with value.
10:31I think it's this one. Dolphins Raiders over 39 and a half.
10:35So we ranked a lot of things for the season that included defenses.
10:39These teams ranked 31st and 32nd in defense in my rankings.
10:42And the Dolphins were 32nd with a bullet. By far the least talent.
10:46They've got four rookies starting or playing a big role for them.
10:50The Raiders, it's Max Crosby and not a lot else.
10:53I think they're going to miss Patrick Graham calling the plays this year.
10:57Both secondaries are terrible. Both ripe for the picking.
11:00Now you still have to pick. You still have to have offenses to do the stuff.
11:05I think Clint Kubiak is going to be able to find some answers here.
11:09That offense looked pretty good in the preseason. They're ripping off a lot of big runs behind the offensive line.
11:15That's what Kubiak wants to do. Looks like Ashton Gentry is a go.
11:20I think Kirk Cousins can do some damage against the secondary, even without Brock Bowers.
11:24Miami offense, we'll see. I am a little bit intrigued with what will Bobby Sloak do with Malik Willis and the rushing attack.
11:31I don't love the passing here, but can they run the ball a little bit?
11:36A couple trends here. Week 1 through 5 overs when the total is this low from 36 to 41.
11:4257% to the over. So we know about the low totals early, but if the totals price this low, we're often going over.
11:49And importantly, in Vegas, we're inside. Indoor totals. You often want the over.
11:53The total is 32 to 41, and it's a game before December.
11:5792, 59, and 3 to the over. 61%. So we'll get to the escalator part of this in a second.
12:03But I'm going to hold my nose. I'm going to play Dolphins, Raiders over 39 and a half.
12:09Matt, can we get to 40 points in this game?
12:12This is truly disgusting. This is a truly disgusting play.
12:15But I'm very keyed in on offensive lines and running backs.
12:18That's just where my brain is at for a lot of my betting for the season.
12:23And one of the things I think is kind of interesting is neither of these offensive lines grayed out very well, especially by you.
12:31I was looking at all the lists and everything else.
12:34And hey, look, if the offensive lines can't hold up, I think that increases the odds of a turnover, which creates short field and more opportunities for scoring.
12:42I'm literally thinking about this from the perspective of what if this goes over because of sack fumble recoveries.
12:48Right. It's true. Sometimes the offense is so bad, it turns into offense for the other team.
12:54And so maybe we hit that way as well.
12:56I'm going to give you a little bit of reason to believe in the Dolphins offense.
13:01I had to wear the Dolphins shirt today. I'm probably not going to get a lot of chances to bring it out this year.
13:09I do think both teams can move the ball a little bit here.
13:13And I talked about the Raiders, but I'm going to go with Dolphins here.
13:17I think he is going to build this offense, Bobby Sloak, around Malik Willis' ability to run the ball.
13:23He was in San Francisco. When they drafted Trey Lance, I almost wore my Trey Lance Niners jersey for this one.
13:30He worked closely with Lance. Didn't go great because Lance was always hurt.
13:34But in three starts that Lance played the full game, 12 carries for 60 yards.
13:38This was a running quarterback and they used him accordingly.
13:41Malik Willis, his five starts since his debut start.
13:44Here's his rushing yards. 40, 43, 41, 73, and 60.
13:47Only seven attempts a game. So he's not even getting a ton of those.
13:52He's averaging 51 yards a game. That would be like 800 over a whole season.
13:56We bet this at six to one for most quarterback rushing yards on the every bet, every team thing.
14:02The Raiders last year faced three quarterbacks that I would consider kind of running quarterbacks.
14:07Marcus Mariota, Jackson Dart, and Jalen Hurts. That trio ran for 40, 48, and 39 yards.
14:12So average 42 yards. Here's what we need. Over 36 and a half Malik Willis rushing yards.
14:17That's the bet. I think that's the lowest line we're going to get on Willis this season.
14:22I think it's going to move up once they see how we're using him.
14:27He's cleared that his last five starts. And all three of those guys cleared that line against the Raiders last year, the running quarterbacks.
14:34And then the escalator. What if we get a long one?
14:37What if Malik Willis gets a couple long ones in here?
14:41So here we go. All at DraftKings. 50 yards plus 178.
14:4470 yards plus 574. And how about a 100-yard week one Malik Willis game at 24 to 1?
14:50We're going to need a long run for that.
14:53But we break like a 50 or 60 yarder off.
14:56We might get there. And since we're going to get some scoring in the game, we hope, how about a touchdown from Malik Willis?
15:03Our guy's Yul Galant. Rubber stamped this one for me.
15:06It's plus 340 at DraftKings. In his last four starts, Willis has four rushing touchdowns.
15:11We need some points in the game. Why not him?
15:14The Raiders allowed the third most quarterback rushing touchdowns last year, including three to those three running quarterbacks I mentioned.
15:20And then obviously, if you like the angles, they fit together.
15:24So if you want to go all the way, take the over in the game, take the Malik Willis rushing over, add in the touchdown.
15:31That's plus 850 at DraftKings. And we'll have a little fun.
15:35We'll be watching this one late afternoon. You really came into the first show of the year.
15:40With Malik Willis on an escalator. No one better.
15:43No one better, folks. Last time Malik Willis actually got significant snaps, Baltimore last season.
15:48Nine rushes for 60 yards and two touchdowns, as you mentioned.
15:51So, yeah, sounds... I mean, look, if you show up at the bar with your friends and they go, what have you got money on today?
15:59And you go, I'm on Malik Willis all the way up.
16:03All plays. And you win. Mmm. Mmm. That's a tasty experience.
16:06All right. Brandon, hit me with... You have... No one likes tight end escalators as much as you.
16:12And so, of course, we are also starting off with one of those.
16:16Give me your take on a couple of tight ends.
16:19Do you think you're going to have big games in one of our contests this weekend?
16:24Yeah, I'm looking at both tight ends in the box bangles.
16:27If I wasn't starting out with Malik Willis, the actual first prop I bet this year was Eric All, which I'm willing
16:34to bet 90% of our listeners could not even tell you what position is this young man?
16:39What team does he play for? Eric All has not played a lot of football so far.
16:44So we'll get to him in a bit. Box bangles.
16:48Two of my more intriguing teams this year. I'm team bucks, but I think the bangles are a little better than I usually do.
16:55It's an early test for both of these teams.
16:58A lot of offense here. So we'll see how the defenses hold up.
17:02I think bangles three and a half seems heavy.
17:05I think the bucks are alive. This is the highest total on the board.
17:09That means lots of scoring, lots of moving the ball.
17:12I think through the tight ends, these have been two of the worst teams against tight ends in recent years consistently.
17:19So the bangles gave up the most tight end fantasy points in the league last year and the year before they are
17:25starting at linebacker Demetrius Knight and Baird Carter. If you don't know those names, there's a reason they are not good linebackers.
17:32They're sophomores this year. They're not good at covering the tight end.
17:36The Buccaneers have been top seven. Most tight end points allowed three straight years.
17:40This is kind of a Todd Bowles specialty. A weak spot is just not a thing that they cover well.
17:46So we're going to start with Eric Hall. He's on the bangles.
17:50He caught my eye the last month during camp.
17:53He has become, to me, Cincinnati's one do-everything tight end.
17:56They've got guys like Mike Gusecki, who's a pass catcher, but not a blocker.
18:00They've got other blockers that don't catch. Eric Hall is the one guy that blocks and catches passes.
18:06He's the every down guy. And the bangles really only have two receivers they go to.
18:11Pretty good ones. But I think we'll see a lot of multiple tight ends.
18:15All is finally healthy again. He missed all of last season, his sophomore year.
18:20So his rookie year, he played nine games. He had two catches in seven of nine games.
18:25He had 20 yards in five of those seven.
18:28He had four catches in two of the three games.
18:31He played 30 snaps. That's not even that much.
18:34That's like half of the snaps. So two catches for our man, Eric Hall, A-L-L.
18:38That's the last name you're looking for here. Over one and a half catches, plus 145.
18:43The Bucs allowed two catches to a tight end 20 times last year.
18:47That's more than once per game, including 11 times the last eight games.
18:51They allowed four catches 11 times last season. So we're going double escalator here.
18:56We'll get to the other guy shortly. Eric Hall, two catches.
18:5920 yards is plus 230. Three catches, plus 475.
19:02Four catches, plus 1,200. 12 to one for four catches.
19:05You might get two, three catches on a drive if you're a tight end getting some of these dump offs.
19:11We love like a two minute drive here. We love something late in the game chasing.
19:16And we love to see Eric Hall on the field catching some passes.
19:20Finally healthy again. Matt, be honest. Did you know who Eric Hall was before I just talked about him for three minutes?
19:27No, I immediately thought of former lineman Matt Ault.
19:30That is the first name that came to my mind.
19:33I always it's all again, the goat, a chief's mineshaft down, Malik Willis escalator rushing.
19:38And then a guy who you literally said, here's how you spell his name.
19:42Classic. Phenomenal. It's tough in my notes. I have to keep writing out his whole name because if I just write the
19:49word all, it really confuses me when I scroll back later.
19:52It's not what I'm looking at. The tight end on the other side, you do know.
19:57It's Cade Otten. He has long been a favorite.
20:00I think Stucky had the big Cade Otten bet in the Super Bowl back a few years ago.
20:05Cade Otten's priced in already at three and a half receptions.
20:09That's his line. So we want a Bucs tight end because the Bengals allowed the most tight end catches in the league last year.
20:16116. That's almost seven per game. They allowed six tight end catches or more.
20:2112 of the 17 games. Now that's all tight ends on the other team.
20:25But for the Bucs last year, Cade Otten had all but two of the catches from tight ends.
20:31They got one dude on their team that catches passes at tight end.
20:35It's him. And he tends to be all or nothing.
20:38So I don't want medians here. Here are the numbers.
20:41Last two years, 30 games for Cade Otten. Half of them, three catches or less.
20:45So if it's not there, it's not there. If it is there, he's had eight games with six catches and more, including
20:52three with seven, two with eight, two with nine.
20:55So no, no medians here. We're getting greedy. Six catches for Otten.
20:59We're going straight there. Plus 650. Seven catches plus 1280.
21:02Eight catches is 23 to one at DraftKings. Out with Jamar Chase, T.
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21:11Woo. Love it. Absolutely terrific stuff. Now, your last escalator play is going to be on a more familiar and big name.
21:18This one's pretty tasty given the name value plus where you're able to get the price at.
21:23Yeah, we're going Chris Olave and the Lions on this one.
21:26Like you said, much more familiar name. Olave, I think, has the fifth highest yards number on the props this week, but I still like it anyway.
21:35So Lions six and a half or seven dying to be teased.
21:39Feels like a trap to me. Brandon Staley's defense has been pretty good.
21:43We'll see about the Drew Petsing offense. And we'll see about Tyler Shuck's offense for the Saints.
21:48But you have to like that the Lions have no secondary.
21:51Let me read you the names of the guys starting for Detroit with now with everybody else hurt.
21:57DJ Reed. Okay, I like him enough. Rock Yassine.
22:00That's the two corners. Avante Maddox and Chuck Clark, who have been playing football for like 30 years apiece, are the starting safeties for this one.
22:08The Lions allowed the second most points at fantasy to receivers each of the last two years.
22:13They cannot stay healthy. They cannot stop the pass.
22:16And the Saints, of course, drafted Jordan Tyson to be the second guy.
22:20But Jordan Tyson is a walking injury and he's already not even walking.
22:24He's on IR with a hamstring injury. So it is the Olave show.
22:28The Lions last year faced what I would consider 11 true wide receiver ones.
22:32Those guys averaged just under six catches, 88 yards on 10 targets a game, hit the 100-yard mark five times.
22:38Olave last season was way better with Tyler Shuck than Spencer Rattler.
22:42His yards per route run went up from like 1.6 to 2.4, almost 50% better.
22:47He was top 10 as a receiver with Tyler Shuck in seven games to end the season with him.
22:53He averaged six and a half catches, 86 yards on 10 targets.
22:56Basically the exact same as those Detroit numbers we just read, including 100-yard game and three of the seven.
23:02119 twice. So let's keep it easy. Take the over 73 and a half.
23:07That's the line we're starting with. He has 70 yards or more, five of the last seven with Shuck.
23:13And then 100-yard game for Olave at plus 225, 120-yard game at plus 450.
23:17It's interesting given how much the Lions are kind of like, they're very hyped going into the season, right?
23:23But obviously like the secondary, not kind of part of that.
23:26How much do you feel like they're, okay, if you like Olave on this play, is an over another, like, how do
23:33you feel about the total in this game? Yeah, I think, I don't know that I look closely at the total here.
23:40Instinctly I would lean over. I would lean Saints team total over maybe.
23:44I don't know if I feel great about the untested Petsing offense and I like this daily defense.
23:49If I like the Saints, it's the defense I feel better about.
23:53So I think I would lean maybe a Saints over.
23:56But I do think this is also, isn't it like 49 and a half?
24:01And this is one of the higher totals on the board.
24:04So what I like about the Olave bet is maybe the Saints are just good and actually steal this game and he's got to be involved then.
24:12Or maybe they just kind of get blown out or they're not in control of the game and they probably have to pass a lot.
24:20So I think either way, I feel pretty good about the Olave part of it all.
24:25That's a really sharp ankle, especially with the escalators going to plus 450.
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28:13All right, back here with Brandon Anderson in the playground.
28:16Let's get into the sandbox a little bit and mix it up.
28:20We'll keep it simple. When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect.
28:25I like it. It's playful. Keep it simple, smarty pants.
28:28Your sandboxes are the best. That's why I want you involved.
28:32Brandon, any simple size or totals or props that we want to hit for this week?
28:37What are the other things that you're really looking for for your best bets card?
28:41Yeah, so the first bet I put in for the new season came Labor Day morning at about 7 a.m.
28:47We got the announcement that Tua Tagovailoa was in, and I grabbed the minus three immediately.
28:52It's three and a half right now. Give me the Steelers, minus three and a half against the Falcons.
28:58And look, I was going to like this either way.
29:01Whatever quarterback Atlanta found to throw out there, I had this at minus six and a half for Pittsburgh.
29:07So the cap for Pittsburgh is pretty easy. Raheem Palmer, our buddy, was talking to us about this.
29:13Does the opponent have a pass rush? If they do, not great for Aaron Rodgers because the man is terrified to take a hit.
29:20Guess what? Atlanta doesn't. Jalon Walker and James Pierce were last year's first round picks for the team, and they worked last year.
29:27Jalon Walker is on IR. James Pierce is suspended for half the season.
29:31So Atlanta's defense can't get after Rodgers. He should be comfortable.
29:35We'll see about that part with McCarthy. But I do think Pittsburgh can run the ball.
29:40They have a pretty good run blocking line. Zach Frazier at center and a lot of the guys up front.
29:46Atlanta's run defense has not been great. So I think it sets up well for whatever version of Rodgers offense we're going to get.
29:53And on the other side, I don't like the matchup for Atlanta there either.
29:58They want to run the ball. But Pittsburgh always has that proven run defense.
30:02Cam Hayward, everything up the middle. They'll be fine there.
30:05And then if it's Tua, if it's apparently now rumors of possible Cooper Rush or undrafted rookie Jack Strand, if Tua's not ready.
30:12Either way, have fun against T.G. Awad and all the pass rush.
30:16I think this is a really good defense this year.
30:19They get Patrick Graham to call the plays. I think it's a top five potential.
30:24Tua competed against himself for this job and still nearly lost it.
30:28Like, you know how bad you have to be for that?
30:31And also, do you know, Matt, the last game that Tua Tegavailoa played a real football game?
30:36It was in Pittsburgh last December in the regular season.
30:39And that game was 28 to 3 in the fourth quarter until garbage time.
30:44And guess what? He's never taken another regular season snap since then.
30:47Certainly not for Miami. And I'm not sure how many more he's going to get for Atlanta either.
30:53So give me Steelers at three and a half.
30:56And then next week in New England, after Pittsburgh blows out the Falcons, this week, it might be the ultimate sell.
31:02So don't think I'm high on Pittsburgh. I just like this matchup against Atlanta a lot.
31:07Okay. Where did you have the Falcons offensive line?
31:10Fringe top 10. Okay. So, but you just think that the defense is going to be that much, is going to be
31:17that much of a, like, the Steelers. I just, I trust Pittsburgh's run defense.
31:21It's pretty much good year after year. And they've got the guys and the talent there.
31:26So even without knowing the scheme, that should be good.
31:29I don't think Atlanta can't run at all. I think Pittsburgh can just at least limit it enough and force it to be okay.
31:37We're going to move the ball some on our side.
31:40Can you pass or do anything? And I, I want to bet against two.
31:44I don't know how many chances we're going to get.
31:47Sure. No, I was more asked about the offensive line for in favor of, you know, keeping that poor guy on his feet so that he's not sure.
31:56You know, it's a much better run blocking line than pass blocking line for Atlanta.
32:01Okay. You have, so I want to talk about this.
32:04You have a teaser already. And we were kind of talking about this with our buddy Raheem Palmer.
32:09And I subscribe to the school of thought that is look week one, week two.
32:14The whole thing is that these lines are shaped by preseason sentiment that are often like, it's like this team should be good.
32:21And then you get there and it's like, oh, Hey, they're not.
32:25This team should be awful. Look at that. This team's actually not that bad, at least for a while.
32:31Remember the saints two years ago when they put up like 40 and back to back weeks.
32:36Right. So like the lines are shaped in this direction.
32:39And so with a teaser, I'm always kind of looking for, okay, where are the lines accurate?
32:44And therefore if I apply six points, I know that I'm, I'm landing outside of where it should be.
32:50And we're too early for the lines to be certain there.
32:54You go the other direction though, on this, you're not as scared, at least not this year, at least not this week,
33:01because you already have a teaser lined up. I do.
33:04And I like to give a teaser early in the season.
33:07If I see a good spot, because it's a good chance to talk about teaser strategy.
33:12So let me spell it out for you. It's a six, six point teaser.
33:16I'm going to take Jacksonville minus eight and a half against the Browns.
33:20So we tease that one down six. So we get it to two and a half under a field goal.
33:27We get to skip past the seven, the six, the three teasers are about skipping key numbers.
33:32They're not about crossing zero. They're not about just getting it to a lower number.
33:37You feel good about you got to get past those expensive numbers.
33:40And then on the other side, gave me the New York jets plus one and a half at the Titans.
33:46Here's why we like that one. You want big home favorites to get them under a touchdown, or you want short road dogs plus one and a half.
33:55We get to plus seven and a half. Again, we cross the three, the six and the seven.
34:01We cross those three most important key numbers on the way up.
34:04That is the classic long teaser. So why do I like the picks?
34:09Lots of trends on the Browns. Like the Browns are the trendiest spot of week one.
34:13And I don't love that here, but I don't have to pick the Browns eight and a half.
34:19I'm just taking Jacksonville to win by at least three.
34:22It's a classic spot to back the unbackable team.
34:25But do I trust Jacksonville to just win by a field goal?
34:29Basically to win the game. Yes. Liam Cohen, Trevor Lawrence, Anthony Campanelli.
34:32And more importantly, perhaps, do I trust Deshaun Watson to take a big fat road loss against a team that I think
34:39is at least quality and maybe good? Yes. And again, I don't know how many chances I'm going to get to bet against Deshaun Watson.
34:47So I'm going to bet against him now and again later in the pod as a little spoiler alert.
34:53So Jacksonville minus two and a half. And then those same trends that like the Browns, they like the Jets also.
34:59And I like the spot there for them. You want week one road dogs.
35:04You want short road dogs, especially if they miss the playoffs.
35:07That's why it fits both of those teams. And here are the Titans.
35:11One and a half point favorites. Why? What have the Titans done to be deserving favorites in a real live football game?
35:18I have the Jets better on offense and on defense and on special teams.
35:22Not by much, by a couple spots in the rankings.
35:25And I'm not saying good, just better. You don't have to be good.
35:30You should be better than the Titans. I think they're better than the Titans.
35:34I think both defenses stopped the run. Some. They were both bottom three against the pass.
35:39So who's going to pass? Well, give me the better offensive line.
35:43That's the Jets for sure. And give me the better quarterback.
35:46And you might not love Geno Smith, but he's not Cam Ward.
35:50I'll tell you that much. Cam Ward is not the better quarterback right now here.
35:54So I actually think the Jets win. But here, it's plus seven and a half.
35:59The total is 38 and a half. We have to only just not lose by two scores in a game that we
36:06might get 20 or 30 points total on. That's the beauty of the teaser is really getting to buy some valuable points for us.
36:13So it's a pick and it's a lesson. Then teaser Jets plus seven and a half and Jags minus two and a half.
36:20Okay. A couple of things on this. I looked up Wong teasers since 2021.
36:25That's named after Stanford Wong, which is not his real name.
36:28It's a pen name. I looked up home favorites of more than six.
36:32Technically, you should go to seven. You should go to seven.
36:36I get that. Seven and a half. I get it.
36:39I did favorites of more than six. So at least you're not crossing zero.
36:43And then road dogs of less than three, but dogs.
36:46Since 2022, those teams are 11 and five. The teasers.
36:49I'm sorry. Teaser record on those is 11 and five.
36:52That's the teaser version. So the, the home favorite of six, seven, eight, getting down under the field goal or the road
36:59dog of one or two getting up over the seven.
37:02Those teams are covering at what rate? At 69%.
37:05Okay. So we're a little bit short of what we need to for the 70% for the, for the juice.
37:11But I also think that these two are exceptionally good plays.
37:15So I think it's pretty smart here. I do think it's like something to keep in mind as you kind of say that.
37:22Well, so I want to ask you this because you tend to be somebody who is, you are firm and when in
37:29moments where you disagree with both convention and the market.
37:32So look, there's two and a half popping on jets, which again, why?
37:36Why? But if this flipped, if, if this got bet, if late, if sharp money comes in late and moves this and
37:43this flips to jets minus one and a half.
37:45Yeah. I, I, both of the, like this, this is a pick to make right now.
37:50This is not a pick to wait around on both directions because it would not surprise me at all to see Jacksonville
37:57get to nine or nine and a half specifically to stop this teaser from happening.
38:02That is why that line will move because at nine, now you tease it to three and now you push on the field goal.
38:09Or lose your teaser outright that way. I don't want that.
38:13I want the field goal. And with the jets, certainly if it crosses to one and a half, I know we talk
38:20about crossing the zero as you're losing a point.
38:22I don't really think so. Like, I think you're losing like two, almost three points of value there.
38:28Like I, that is half of the value of the teaser.
38:31I'm not afraid of this ending in a tie, maybe zero, zero.
38:35Cause the teams are that bad. Like maybe we get that in week one, but I don't want to lose the value of what I'm paying for here.
38:44So yeah, if it gets the jets plus two and a half, great.
38:48We'll get it to plus eight and a half.
38:51Instead. It can be like a slight key number too.
38:54If it goes the other way, you've lost the value then.
38:57And that's what can happen on some of these.
39:00So yeah, I think that's the lesson with the teaser.
39:03Great call on losing multiple points because honestly, like you don't see pick them anymore.
39:08It's only one and a half. Right. So if it's only one and a half, like you're losing the three points in
39:14the middle of where it actually should be probably adjusted to, but they just don't give you that anymore.
39:20Right. And that's half the teaser value. Yeah, exactly.
39:23Okay. So those are your, that's your teaser. Jags minus eight and a half down to two and a half jets plus
39:30one and a half up to seven and a half or better, but do not cross the zero.
39:36Long shots. No one likes a good long shot as much as you do.
39:40Let's talk about some long shots, Brandon. So you're telling me there's a chance.
39:44All right. So both of these long shots this week, I've got a standard play and then the long shot play with it.
39:51So let's start out in Texans bills. This is a noon game right out of the gates.
39:57We got seven other games at once when this will feel like, I don't know, Texans bills could be an AFC championship game.
40:04Like that's a really good matchup. I'm going to start with the under, under 44 and a half, probably not a huge
40:11surprise to be down on the bills. I had them 18th in my power rankings.
40:15I bet the bills to miss the playoffs. So it's a bet against Buffalo.
40:20Everything outside of Josh Allen. The defense is under talented.
40:23I don't believe in the coaching or the special teams.
40:26Texans run defense has been awesome. The last couple of years, you just cannot run on this team.
40:31And that's what Buffalo wants to do. They're a power run team with Joe Brady.
40:36And I don't think they'll be able to do that here.
40:39Josh Allen has not been good against Houston. Last two years, Allen's played 37 games.
40:44His dropbacks access rate in two games against Houston in that stretch, 35th and 36th best out of his 37 games.
40:51Josh Allen lost to Davis Mills with the Texans last year.
40:54That's how bad this went. Houston just wins with man coverage and the bills don't have the guys.
41:00I don't know that DJ Moore fixes that magically either.
41:03I think you can fit, but I don't think it solves that problem.
41:07So I don't love the matchup for the bills offense.
41:10I'm skeptical about the bills defense and Jim Leonard, but it's the Texans.
41:14Like the Texans are going to suddenly put up a big number here.
41:18You have this brand new makeshift offensive line. We don't really know even who's playing where yet.
41:23Probably you're going to get a lot of pressure.
41:26Jim Leonard comes over from Denver. So we saw Houston play Denver last year.
41:30It didn't go great for the team there. Their offense.
41:33I just don't see putting up a huge number here.
41:37This game just screams under to me like very think Sunday more think Saturday early AFC playoff like 1710 late KG playoff atmosphere.
41:44That's what this feels like again week one unders from 41 to 45 and a half where this one is is 94
41:5156 and one 64 percent of the unders Josh Allen road unders for his career 60 percent and CJ Stroud home unders 17 and six 74 percent.
41:59This is what these teams do. Buffalo on the road conservative Houston at home.
42:03D'Amico Ryan's conservative. Keep it low scoring. Keep it close.
42:06That's what we're going to get under 44 and a half.
42:10I love that we get this above all those key numbers 41 42 3 and 4 all key numbers.
42:16So that's the under then I'll give you the long shot in a second.
42:20How do you feel about the under Matt? Can you give me an analysis of what you think about the explosive play
42:27potential for Josh Allen versus that Texans defense? I mean, I think Houston's defense is effectively built to try to take away
42:34the explosives as much as they can. So look, I think they'll probably get a couple of them because James Cook is
42:41good and the Bills line is good. But the Bills don't really have top receivers to go beat you downfield anyway.
42:47And it's certainly against a top defense like this.
42:50So I think you can live with a couple rushing explosives.
42:53Maybe Josh Allen sneaks out, you know, not not a sneak, but like a scramble or something.
42:58They're going to get those. The Bills are good.
43:01But I think passing explosives are much more valuable than rushing.
43:05And I don't see them getting a lot of that.
43:08It does feel like if the Bills are going to put together dominant drives, it's going to be matriculation and not.
43:14Yeah. And now we chewed up 10 minutes of a quarter and got a touchdown out of it.
43:20But hey, a quarter is gone. So we can handle that too.
43:24All right. I like it. Give me the side.
43:26Yeah. So that's the under. But at the end of the day, I just like the Texans a lot better here too, which again, not surprising.
43:34I had much, much higher on them in the season.
43:38I think the wrong team is favored here. I make this Texans minus four actually.
43:42So a lot of times when we look at a line like this, one and a half, and we've seen this kind of flip during the week too.
43:51It's been Houston one and a half at times.
43:54You typically as a batter, it's easy to see that line and be like, okay, so we're going to get a close game.
44:01Who wins by field goal? Last one with the ball.
44:04Close lines don't necessarily mean close games. If you like the home underdog in a short line like this one, here's some stat for you.
44:12Since 2015, home underdogs under three have won outright 138 times.
44:15You should not just bet that to happen, but here's what you should bet.
44:19Out of those 138 times that they won, 84 of them, they won by seven points or more.
44:2560% of the time when they won as a home dog, they won by at least a touchdown.
44:31Houston last year, 13 wins eight times. They won by at least a touchdown.
44:35So I'm going to skip the one and a half on Houston and I'm going for the kill.
44:41If we're going to be right, let's be really right.
44:44So give me the alt line Texans minus six and a half at plus 255.
44:48And if you like it, you can play that with the under because you're going to get a little anti correlation in there.
44:55And you play the under with the minus six and a half at plus 42.
45:00Okay. Bowl play basically for a nightmare start for the Buffalo Bills.
45:04That would be the Texan. The Texans hype machine would be out of control going into week two if they beat this team by more than six points.
45:13That's going to be something to watch out for as well.
45:16You also have a play, a long shot play on your favorite team.
45:20Yeah. Let's drink some purple Kool-Aid. Give me the Vikings minus one and a half against the Packers.
45:26And we'll take an escalator alt on them as well.
45:29Look, this is one of my favorite division bets at plus 510.
45:32This is the healthiest team in the division to start the year.
45:36And part of it is a bet against the Packers.
45:39I picked them last in the division. I bet that also outside of Jordan Love, Micah Parsons, Josh Jacobs and Tucker Kraft,
45:46I think are the three most important Packers. Two of those guys are missing.
45:50And one of them, Tucker Kraft, looks like he'll play, but not quite be himself yet.
45:55So how can you invest in a team that is questionable with their three most important guys?
46:01You can't have an entire team built out of Matt LaFleur and Jordan Love.
46:05And I think the rest of the team in Green Bay is really already in the market right now.
46:11Again, I make this like four or five for the Vikings.
46:14Here you have a bottom five offensive line for the Packers against Flores and all that pressure, all that aggression.
46:20That's usually never going to be a good formula.
46:23You have a run heavy offense for Matt LaFleur.
46:26Guess what? You have no running backs. Marshawn Lloyd, Chris Brooks and Caleb Johnson.
46:30That's the running backs on this roster. They have combined for 480 yards in their career together.
46:36That is the rushing attack. And that's what they're leaning on.
46:39And Jordan Love arguably has had his toughest opponent as the Vikings and Brian Flores outside of a few games against the
46:46Eagles have not gone well, but it's not been great for Love against this opponent.
46:51So Packers defense on the other side of the matchup.
46:54I don't love them without Parsons either. We know with these star defenders, the on-off splits are always bad.
47:00Packers run defense really dropped off last year after losing Campanelli, the run stopping coach Vikings.
47:05I think are going to run the ball this year.
47:08Frank Smith has come in and helped redefine the rushing attack.
47:11The offensive line is healthy. I honestly, and look, Matt, you know, I am not the blind back my team.
47:17I'm the opposite. If anything, I think this is a dream spot for the Vikings.
47:22You get to start week one healthy against a hurting division rival that I think is not ready here.
47:28Week one division games with a playoff team and a non-playoff team.
47:32You want the non-playoff team 42, 18 and a one against the spread 70%.
47:36So Vikings minus one and a half, get that division ticket plus five, 10.
47:40But much as this is a rivalry, seven of the last nine games between these teams have been decided by 13 or more points.
47:48We just don't get a lot of close games here.
47:51Whoever wins really wins. So that's the line we're going to take.
47:55Vikings minus 12 and a half, go get the big win in week one at plus 440 to start the season.
48:01Oh, that trend, that trend. That's such a, such a powerful trend there.
48:05Playoff team versus non-playoff team. Vikings to me, it feels like the process through the off season has been, oh, the Packers will be good.
48:13And then everyone looked at the Packers and were like, oh no.
48:17Oh no. Except for a few people that have like held out like our former colleague, Anthony Dibundo over at the ringer
48:23that are, that's holding the line on the Packers.
48:26And so like everything shifted to the Lions and then everything shifted to the Lions and everybody's like, well, I mean, okay, now they're over, they're overpriced.
48:35Okay. So it's not them. And then everybody looked at the bears and some people went again, like everybody kind of jumps
48:41off the boat and makes a little Island, but like the bears are, well, we can't do the bears.
48:47It's regression Island. Like everyone's expecting regression on the bears.
48:50And so if you've eliminated the Lions because they're overpriced and overhyped and the Packers because their roster doesn't look good and the bears because of regression.
48:59And then everyone's like, Hey, look at the Vikings.
49:02This is going to be a fascinating game. And the reactions from it are going to be pretty stark, no matter how
49:08this one, like I want no part of this game.
49:11And I applaud you for going in on the 12 and a half at plus 440 to be able to get on the all play.
49:19Interesting angle. From Brandon. And Hey, if it doesn't come through for you, you get to be mad at the Vikings, which
49:26is win, win, win, win, win for you. All right.
49:29It's time for four square. No one even plays four square anymore.
49:33Here's what we're going to do. We're going to talk contests because we are also in the same contest that you've heard
49:40about on the favorites of the draft King sports book.
49:43It's got, they've got a pool. We've been doing it for years.
49:47Actually, it's just a $50 buy-in, but it's a pool over on draft Kings five picks a week.
49:52Brandon has been my advisor on these picks and we have cashed each of the last three seasons.
49:58So we've done very well in this contest. I felt good about it.
50:02It's a, if nothing else, it results in really hilarious text threads between me and Brandon.
50:07And we'll now bring those to the show. But what we're going to do actually now is I'm going to give you
50:14a bunch of, because me being the square human alive, I'm going to give you a bunch of sides I like for this week.
50:21And we'll just go ahead and say what they are, which is square.
50:25And you're going to pick four of them. And then we're going to parlay those this week.
50:30And that's going to be an official play. You can find it in the action network app.
50:36Brandon's going to log it and we'll make sure it's on our parlay page as well.
50:41That's going to be our four square parlay. And then I will take four of Brandon's selections and we will play it with one more.
50:48And I will take those into advice for my contest picks.
50:52So Brandon, here are the ones that I really am looking at this week.
50:56Broncos plus two and a half. Eagles minus four and a half.
51:00Ravens minus three and a half. Good team versus not good team.
51:03Bears minus two and a half. Buccaneers. There's plus fours, but we'll say three and a half.
51:09And Chargers minus eight. That's six of those. Which four do you want for four square parlay?
51:14Oh boy. All right. Well, let's start out with the Bears because I think we're getting a little lucky with the two and a half here.
51:22We get that below the three. I will take Ben Johnson against the Panthers who are my top win total play of the year on the under.
51:30So we'll take them. I'll take the Eagles here.
51:33I don't love the four and I don't mind the four and a half.
51:38I have them actually at over seven. The commanders are lighting up all of my week one trends.
51:43So I don't love that part of it. Again, division teams, road underdogs, no playoff playoffs, like all the things that we just liked about Minnesota.
51:51We dislike about this pick, but I think there's value at the number four and a half.
51:57Give me the Bucs. We talked about why I think the Buccaneers will be very good, why I think they're alive on that one.
52:04And I need one more of that. I crossed off Ravens Colts first of any game this week, Matt.
52:10I don't know anything about either one of those teams right now.
52:14We don't know if their quarterbacks are healthy. We don't know what schemes are coming out.
52:19I cannot make a pick in that one. And if I did, it'd have to be Colts for me.
52:24I have the, I'm high on Baltimore, but I have that line at like minus one.
52:29So I can't do it with the Ravens. I think you want me to pick the Broncos because you just love to
52:36be a masochist and pick against your own team.
52:39And that way either, either the Broncos cover or at least your team wins.
52:43And I can't do the Chargers. I can't pick a minus eight on the Chargers.
52:48We don't know what that's going to be like.
52:51So give me my choices. Give me the Broncos two and a half.
52:55And that will be our four square play. All right.
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53:14DraftKings, the crown is yours. Once again, our four square parlay is going to be Broncos plus two and a half, Eagles
53:21minus four and a half, Bears minus two and a half, and Buccaneers plus four.
53:26Uh, real quickly, my contest is going to be, I am taking Chicago.
53:30I am taking Philly. I am taking Denver. I am going to take the Ravens just because I love the Colts this year.
53:37That's like my fun team that no one believes in.
53:40And I do because I'm over indexed on offensive line and running back right now and 11 personnel.
53:45But the Ravens are just like, they're, they're, they're just very scary.
53:49They're just like the rate. I just look at this and I'm just like, come on, like this, there's this thing I
53:56do whenever we're talking lines where I'm like, okay, if we give a four and a half point flip for home field, Brandon hates it.
54:04And we do that. What is this lined up with?
54:07And I'm like, the Colts can't be favored at home versus the Ravens.
54:11That's gotta be, it's gotta be like pick them or Ravens minus one and a half.
54:16Like pick them probably. So like, I just, I know I, I refuse.
54:20So I will go ahead. Now I will add the Ravens in here, uh, for that play.
54:25And then I'm gonna take the jets would you who you like as well.
54:30That's my other contest play. Chicago, Philly, Baltimore, Denver, and the jets are my contest plays.
54:34But more importantly, Brandon, tell me yours. I'm going to give you a picture.
54:39You've heard already. So give me the Houston Texans plus one and a half.
54:43Give me the Vikings minus one and a half.
54:46And give me the Steelers minus three and a half.
54:49You heard the case for all of those barriers minus two and a half.
54:53Again, I think we're getting a gift under the three there.
54:57I would not play that one at three or more as a standalone pick.
55:01And then I'll take the Buccaneers plus three and a half.
55:05I look, they have had in the last year, they had six losses by under a touchdown.
55:1011 of the last 14 Tampa losses have been by under a touchdown.
55:14So six points or less. I don't know if Tampa will win that game.
55:18I'm, I'm planting my flag on the Buccaneers this year, but you can, you can lose by three and still cover there as well.
55:26So Vikings, Texans, Steelers, Bears, and the box are my picks for this week.
55:30All right. We'll keep you updated on how we do in the contest next weekend going forward.
55:35Now it's time for Brandon's sharpest angles that he gives out every week, which is he only goes ahead and peers into the future.
55:43And he gives you a look ahead to week two.
55:46I guess we would call this maybe the kaleidoscope if we're hanging out in the playground.
55:51Let's look ahead. Just give it a shot. How about next week?
55:55I got my mindset on you. I got my mindset on you.
55:58Tell me what you're finding when you look through the glass and the magnifying glass for week two, Brandon.
56:04Yeah, let's, uh, let's end with the Bucs where we were just at.
56:08Give me a Bucs minus six home against the Browns next week.
56:12The goal of the look ahead, of course, is to get ahead of the lines.
56:17We're trying to grab something now. We probably won't be able to get later after the weekend games.
56:22Usually that means we're going to take a favorite here because the favorite line probably rises depending on what happens.
56:28Maybe you missed the key number in this case, seven points.
56:32So this weekend, what's supposed to happen? The Browns are supposed to get smashed by the Jaguars in Florida.
56:38And Deshaun Watson looks terrible. And everyone remembers, what are we doing here?
56:42What's happening? The Bucs, we just talked about the Cincinnati of the Todd Bowles, usually pretty good in September.
56:48The Bengals usually not. If the Browns get blown out or if the Bucs pull the upset or both, I think this
56:54easily hits seven and we lose the key number there.
56:58For the matchup, the Browns can't pass because they don't have a quarterback.
57:02They can run a little bit, but not against Tampa, not against Vita Vea.
57:06That's not the way to beat the team. Worst offensive line in the league against that aggressive Todd Bowles defense.
57:12It's back-to-back weeks in Florida for the Browns. They go in Jacksonville, in Miami.
57:16So maybe you get tired out by the end of the game as well.
57:21All the September humidity and all that sort of stuff.
57:24I have this line at Bucs minus 11 in Tampa.
57:27This line that we're getting is closer to what I'd make it in Cleveland.
57:31You talk about your flip. I flipped for you, Matt.
57:34That's what I would make it there. This is in Tampa.
57:38Give me the Bucs minus six below the key number.
57:41I think by next weekend, I think by Sunday night.
57:44I think we're at seven or beyond. And next week on all the other podcasts, they're going to be trying to talk themselves into Cleveland.
57:52We get to take the Bucs. The team we all know is way better.
57:56Minus six. And then we'll just sit on it next week.
58:00Okay. All right. Get ahead with Baker and the Bucs.
58:03That'll do it here on the Action Network podcast for our NFL Week 1 episode of Brandon's Playground presented by DraftKings.
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