0:00It's the Harris Fantasy Football Podcast with your host, Christopher Harris.
0:04Welcome! Hey everybody, welcome in. My name is Chris.
0:07This is a show disguised as the Prisoner's Dilemma.
0:10What is going on? Thank you so much for listening today.
0:14I hope you had a nice weekend. No matter what's going on in your world right now, from silly stuff to serious
0:21stuff, I hope we can build an hour where you get to set your mind on things that don't really matter that
0:29much, though it is fun to talk about them as though they do.
0:33Before I get started, one email. This is from Ian V., I think possibly from Chicago, also possibly parts unknown.
0:40Hey Harris, it just so happens in the car ride home on the way back from a weekend in Wisconsin, go Bears,
0:47My brother Andrew put on your pod, only to have you do that spiel for new listeners.
0:53What prompted you to do that? Big coincidence. Anyway, tapeworms, I can kind of understand how that could be a thing, but
1:01Children of the Possum is definitely weird. My brother said, this show is so stupid, which apparently is also a thing for you guys.
1:09LOL. Big fan of the pod, one episode in.
1:12See that? There's always someone new tuning in for the first time and getting totally confused about, like, wait, why is that
1:20guy yelling at me off the top of the show?
1:23That's weird. Welcome to all the new listeners. Hopefully the very stupid nature of the show and all the inside jokes won't turn your brain to complete mush.
1:33And of course, welcome to all of you regular listeners as well.
1:37Let me mention that the bribery has commenced. I did my first Zoom with a book bribery winner this weekend.
1:44It was lovely, a fun conversation. I will post a picture on social media, already posted it on the Yacht Club Discord.
1:51Bribery works. If you preorder my new novel, Pound Foolish, and send me a screen capture, you're entered.
1:57We'll be doing a drawing at the end of today's show for a Yacht Possum hat or t-shirt of your choosing.
2:04Right now is the best time to do this.
2:07We only have about 300 people who've preordered the book.
2:11That is not going to get Cumulative Press a bestseller.
2:14Did you notice I just kind of screwed it up, even on that little intro to the sound drop?
2:21However, even though that is not nearly enough people, it is something that gives you better odds to win the sooner you enter.
2:29And yes, if you're just tuning in, rejoining the podcast, I finally have a new novel coming out September 1st.
2:35Stanley wrote in this morning and said, hey, one reason people might not be preordering is because you said it's a sequel,
2:43and maybe they haven't read Slotback Rhapsody. And I appreciate that note.
2:47Let me put everyone's mind at ease. You really do not have to have read Slotback or listened to Slotback.
2:54This is a completely freestanding story. I'd say if you have read or listened to Slotback, there are a few Easter eggs
3:01that you might recognize, but you do not have to have read or listened to Slotback to fully experience Pound Foolish.
3:09Anyway, I am bribing you to preorder it anywhere but Amazon because of the way the bestseller lists are constructed.
3:15Amazon sales don't help in August. You can get it there in September.
3:20There are going to be giveaways every day the rest of August.
3:24Plus, I think you'll like the book. It's a mystery about a serial killer who might be on a pro football team.
3:31All the info you need is at harrishhopal.com under there's a pound foolish in the menu.
3:37They'll order it now. And also, if you find yourself listening to me say this and you're like, listen, just right now, expenses are too tight.
3:46I cannot justify the expense. Please let me know.
3:49Please. There's no embarrassment in it. HeyHarris at harrishfootball.com.
3:52We have several really generous donors who want to buy you a book and enter you into the bribery like everybody else.
3:59We Yacht Possums take care of each other. Very glad to help.
4:04Drop me an email. HeyHarris at harrishfootball.com. All right.
4:07So it's a Monday morning. Let's talk NFL news from over the weekend.
4:11There were two changes I made to the ranks this morning.
4:15The current ranks at harrishfootball.com are now the most current ones.
4:19First off, on the positive side, I'm starting to believe Malik Neighbors could really be ready week one and could, you know, hopefully go without a hitch.
4:28It's August 10th. Neighbors still hasn't done any 7-on-7 or 11-on-11 work yet.
4:32But we have to admit, this is a process.
4:35And also, I said it in July. Something we were very interested in tracking day by day when we were going to be talking about the Giants.
4:45And every Giants camp observer says that Neighbors looks really good.
4:48I did not bump him up where he would have gone without the torn ACL, obviously.
4:54But I did get him inside my top 20 receivers.
4:57Right now, 16 standard, 17 PPR. Does he have downward mobility from here?
5:02Of course. You know what that's going to look like.
5:05Does he have more upward mobility from there? Maybe a little bit.
5:09Maybe we're getting close to what I think my limit is.
5:13Because this does put him inside the top 40 overall for me.
5:17So if you're thinking third round for Neighbors, that's fine.
5:20I think that could work out really well, obviously.
5:24The upside of it is you're getting a round one player in round three.
5:28That would be great. The downside is obvious. If the market wants to get way more aggressive than that, I'm probably willing to miss it.
5:37Because playing week one isn't the only thing. The knee holding up all season is important too.
5:43But certainly, optimism about Neighbors. And then pessimism about Luther Burden.
5:46Suffered a groin injury in camp. We're told Monday morning, immediately, he's likely to miss about a month.
5:53This is an actual real injury, not just a tweak.
5:56So he's done for the rest of training camp.
5:59That matters. It's his second training camp. His first one, where his head's not spinning because he's a rookie.
6:06I, as you probably know, already had Romo Dunze slightly ahead of Burden.
6:10I think there are going to be folks who tell you, Oh no, no.
6:15Don't bother dropping Burden. He'll be back for week one.
6:18I think those are people who just are a little take committed.
6:22They're in the wish casting business. This has to lower Luther Burden's range of outcomes at least a little.
6:29If only because it's a fresh injury and it could happen again in the season.
6:34I didn't do anything crazy lowering him. But I did lower him.
6:38Four or five spots among receivers. Down to wide receiver 29 standard.
6:4227 PPR. About a round, I would say, in the combined ranks.
6:46This doesn't mean he's definitely missing week one. But again, I'll say it.
6:51If Burden wasn't already, quote unquote, some people's guy.
6:54Like this is my guy. That they already were extending themselves on.
6:58If this was like DJ Moore did this. If Cortland Sutton did this.
7:02The players that the hipsters have bypassed. Like you know that they would drop those guys like a hot potato.
7:09So if they're telling you don't drop Burden, I think they're compromised.
7:13Shall we say. We had the news that Laramie Tunsell, the starting left tackle for the commanders.
7:19He tore a triceps. Is probably out for the season.
7:22Leaving Washington's offensive line pretty thin. I think we'll probably mention it later in the show today.
7:28Although hard to draw a perfectly straight line. That goes, you know.
7:32That's exactly how much Terry McLaurin should drop in the ranks.
7:36Jaden Daniels should drop in the ranks. I'm not going to do that.
7:40I don't usually do that when a peripheral player gets hurt.
7:44But it certainly affects the environment. Losing good players hurts an environment.
7:48No question. Other stuff from the weekend. Michael Pittman suffered a leg injury in Steelers camp.
7:54To this point, it seems like him limping off from practice was not that big a deal.
8:00And precautionary. We'll make sure that that's the case.
8:03Josh Downs suffered a groin injury. Once again, told not that big a deal.
8:07Ty Johnson, the Bills receiving back. As of my recording this right now, I don't know anything for sure.
8:14But didn't sound great. Ray Davis has been a super deep sleeper for me in the past.
8:20Johnson, though, has stubbornly held off Davis and been the main third down back in Buffalo.
8:25We'll see what that looks like in the coming days.
8:29If you're looking for a less heralded rookie receiver to potentially believe in, we've kind of talked back and forth about the Ravens.
8:37And are we really going to do this with Rashad Bateman again?
8:41The answer is absolutely not. We are not going to do this with Rashad Bateman again.
8:46Sorry, Matt Harmon. I know you love him. I'm not drafting him.
8:50And probably in most leagues, I'm going to guess I won't be drafting either one of the Ravens rookie receivers.
8:57But one of those two guys, it has been Jacoby Lane, that the beat guys in Baltimore simply can't stop gushing about.
9:05One of them said that Lane is submitting the best receiver rookie training camp that he's ever seen.
9:11It's going to be worth tracking. So it's not Elijah Surratt so far.
9:15It's Jacoby Lane, who has made the noises. I haven't committed to getting Lane into draftable territory yet.
9:21But, you know, my pay attention to him o-meter, very scientific device, is now tuned in.
9:27And for the next week or two, like, let's start getting into those intra-squad scrimmages, which I think are very useful for young players.
9:35So, yeah, I'll just be tracking it a little closer.
9:38And then the Browns are doing this again at quarterback.
9:42More beat reporters are telling us, hey, it actually might be Deshaun Watson, after all, at quarterback.
9:48I think the Browns are probably leaking this too to prepare the NFL landscape for an unthinkable decision.
9:54Some of the national reporters who act like they've really got their finger on the pulse of everything that's happening in the
10:01league when, in fact, all they're doing is texting people in front offices and accepting their word as gospel.
10:08But somebody seems to be telling them that Watson might be ahead of Shador Sanders again.
10:13And you remember that happening back in the spring?
10:16And we all reacted like, why? I think it's a bad move, kids.
10:21But I'm just here to repeat what the repeaters are saying.
10:24Can't really understand why the Browns would even make this an option with Watson's insane contract finally about to expire at the end of this year.
10:33Imagine if he plays and is okay. And now you have to make a decision about giving him a new contract.
10:41Insane stuff. But we shall see. Today's kickoff. Okay, on today's show, it's time to check out the Zeros.
10:47Film room Zeros. That is, you heard us do some heroes on Thursday's podcast.
10:52Well, today is the opposite. These are players we don't particularly think are great.
10:57Or at least maybe we don't think they're as great as conventional wisdom would have it.
11:02There's something about them that we think isn't so good.
11:05Maybe more than one thing. Film room Zeros for 2026.
11:09And my guest will be Jimmy McCormick. I know you'll have fun.
11:13Jim always brings the fun. And I thank you again so much for listening today.
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12:17Today's guest. Underscore Baron. His jokes make me smile.
12:20Lawsuits he's drafted. Never meaning to file. Poisons Rhode Island.
12:23The Underscore Baron. It's such an ominous Knights in White Satin sort of introduction for The Underscore Baron.
12:29You know, he's not on social media as much.
12:32I don't know. You're Johnny Dawkins on Blue Skies, but it's spelled John, right?
12:37Yeah. It's not that great Sixers player in the late 80s.
12:41Great for Duke, though. Johnny Dawkins. But yeah, I've yet to do much Blue Skying.
12:46But maybe LeBron brings me to the sky. I don't know.
12:50You don't do much tweeting either. Basically, don't follow Jim.
12:53He's a school teacher. What are you following Jim for?
12:56It's creepy. Stop following him. Yeah, seriously. So we were chatting here before the button got pushed.
13:02And I was referring to the worry that I'm booking this tour, these gigs to read to the people here in the West.
13:10And I'm having a lot of books sent out to be purchased by people and signed.
13:16And if four people show up, it's going to be a little embarrassing.
13:20The cool part is that I read a lot, and they have to show up.
13:25If they don't, it's like truancy. So I have a fixed audience, which is cool.
13:30You might want to think about that. Do you have any words of wisdom for the folks who are in...
13:37I mean, the one issue is that the Seattle people have complained a little bit that I'm doing it in Tacoma.
13:44But that's where the bar was volunteered. Sam's bar is in Tacoma.
13:48So you can make that drive. I think Brandon Funston is going to come to that one.
13:54I'm going to ask him tomorrow. But the people of the Seattle-Tacoma area, Portland, Vegas, and Phoenix, they should definitely come, right?
14:02They should. It's the Chris Harris tour. I won't be opening, but spiritually I will be.
14:07So let's just trust the process. You have a copy of the book.
14:12I do. I do. Yeah. Yeah. Probably something you'll be adding to the kids' curriculum.
14:17Because it's really appropriate for my listeners. Absolutely. It'll be like a choral reading.
14:22We'll take turns. Murder and swearing. That's basically what I boil pound-foolish down to.
14:26Murder and swearing. And a little football, too. All right.
14:30Well, you've done the Film Room Zeros list for...
14:33I think this might be the fifth year in a row.
14:37So you know what... On the one hand, you know what to do.
14:41So I don't think you're going to like biff the assignment.
14:45On the other hand, how many people can you hate?
14:48Because we're trying not to repeat from the previous year, but sometimes you do anyway.
14:53So, you know, we did Film Room Heroes with JJ back on Thursday.
14:58And of course, the counterpoise to that. But it's funny that I made you the Film Room Zeros guy, because you're not
15:05like a negative football watcher particularly, except when it comes to the Eagles.
15:10But as you are tasked with this now every year to come up with people who watching them play, you're like, huh.
15:17What's your criteria? I have a type. I mean, I suppose it's like when there...
15:22It feels like there's a breaking point or a change has occurred.
15:26A variety of factors. Obviously, it's not just the player, but like the surroundings.
15:31It could be just like more doubt. Let's not this list, though, Jim.
15:36I guess I'm wrong. You can do this wrong.
15:39Yeah, I did it wrong. The idea is players that I understand are...
15:43That I don't want this year. That I find they're in decline.
15:47That didn't look good enough on tape. Okay, there you go.
15:51That's the key. Because, I mean, the point is all these lists really are just an excuse to talk about players.
15:58So I don't honestly care why you're bringing up a player.
16:02It's fine. The assignment is really more about... Less about surroundings and more about talent.
16:07More about like finding a player overall lacking. But I will freely admit I've asked you to do this so many years
16:15in a row that at some point, you know, at some point you're out of guys that you're like, that guy stinks.
16:22You know, you're going to say the same name every year.
16:26Or... So it's honestly whatever. I just think of like Allen Robinson, for example.
16:31Like it's the Memorial Allen Robinson Award. Or like the Miles Sanders.
16:35I said Sander. Like singular. But that's a Philadelphia thing.
16:38You just ruin people's last names. But no, like Allen Robinson, I saw like...
16:43It felt like all these factors were going in.
16:46So I probably ruined it with crutch arguments. But the real point was that there was a decline happening that year with the Bears.
16:54And then there was this shine that he was going to the Rams.
16:59And it just felt like this misread on what he was.
17:02And I suppose that's also how I look at it.
17:06Like that he wasn't playing to what his reputation was.
17:09So... Yeah. Misread on what they are is a good way of putting it.
17:14But if it winds up being something else, it's fine.
17:17As I say, it's simply an excuse to talk about players.
17:21So that the folks hear us talk about lots and lots of players before they have to do their drafts.
17:28It's funny you mentioned Miles Sanders because he actually was on an NFL team this time last year.
17:34The Cowboys. And he made my list last year because, man, the fall off was precipitous, as they say.
17:41So we're going to... Pointless countdown. Five through one.
17:44We're going to talk through our film room zeros for 2026.
17:48It doesn't matter who number five is. But it's very important who number five is.
17:53Who's number five? It is. TJ Hawkinson. Oh. He just...
17:56He's... Obviously, there's like a statistical decline. But really, it's just...
18:00I find that he's like... This looks more plotting.
18:03More... Me too. It just looks like you could just...
18:06He sits in his areas and that's fine. I just...
18:10I feel like Jawan Jennings can just be a better version of that right away.
18:15And it's not even just like... Look, you said it's not contextual.
18:19All the pecking order stuff. It's that like earning targets is a skill in a lot of ways.
18:25And to do that with basically like a declining skill set, I'm not a huge fan of.
18:31Yeah. I'm interested when we get to the second half of August and we start feeling like ADP has any sort of
18:38value because I really just don't feel like it does right now.
18:43Nobody's really drafting. I'll be very interested to see what people do with TJ Hawkinson.
18:48And I'm with you that last year, of course, the surroundings were totally disastrous.
18:52But he himself did not look the same. And you know he was recovering from...
18:58I mean, he has since recovered from a very severe knee injury.
19:02And I ranked him 24th among tight ends. His speed grade among tight ends for me is down to a C.
19:09This is a very good... Like, I'm gonna... Because last year was so disastrous, he finishes, what, 29th among tight ends playing 15 games?
19:17Yeah, for game 27th. It wasn't good. Yeah, bad.
19:20Like, I can imagine maybe people aren't gonna be tempted by the name brand anymore.
19:25But it's so worth saying that the name brand didn't look like it had much value going forward last year.
19:32He's a year further removed from a bad knee injury.
19:36But, like, if you look in the almanac, you look at his profile, you'll see places on film where I just said, yeah, he's not separating.
19:44He's not separating himself from that infinite sadness of tight ends.
19:48That too. Agreed. I will have a tight end on this list, but he will come much later in the show.
19:55My number five... Hey, let's talk slow, guys. I have the coconut Debo Samuel, who wasn't on a team when I wrote the almanac until the last minute.
20:05I mean, I guess I should thank the 49ers for making the...
20:09I mean, I'm not thanking them. Like, the almanac has now been out exactly one week.
20:14And it was last weekend that they signed Samuel because Ricky Pearsall was no more.
20:20And, like, they needed somebody. He has a lot of experience in the offense.
20:24He knows what he's doing. He also is earning a very small amount of money by NFL standards.
20:31And a lot of it isn't guaranteed. And based on, really, the last year in San Francisco, which led me to really
20:38fade him last year in Washington, there's just not much left, I don't think.
20:43Of course he's big and bruising. It could wind up going wrong.
20:47Fading him could wind up going wrong if his coach just decides...
20:51Like he did one year in his career. I mean, it's only one year for Debo.
20:56Every other year has been a disaster for fantasy.
21:00That one year sure was good. But, like, unless you just get the...
21:04Yeah, they decided to give him 100 carries out of the backfield and I just biffed it.
21:10I'm willing to miss. He's outside my top 50.
21:13He looks like he's donezo beyond donezo. And, like, okay, at the beginning of last year before everything went to crap in
21:20Washington, sure, I mean, like a 10-target game in week one.
21:24And it was a bunch of screens like you'd expect.
21:28And, you know, I understand what can go right.
21:31But that kind of thing can go right for every player.
21:34Yeah, I mean, I think having a singular name is just, like, not fair.
21:39It's just, like, if you just play Debo, it's just really difficult to fade that person.
21:45But no, seriously, the anchor effect is strong. I still think about it.
21:49I still... My brain still goes to, what if he runs for, like, eight touchdowns?
21:54And it's just... That's a singular outcome. He could.
21:57But a lot of things would have to happen, of course.
22:01And there's a lot of players out there, right?
22:04But I guess I'm supposing what could he do just right now in this offense.
22:09And it's gadgety, of course. Like, that's what he does.
22:13But at the same time, I watched a lot of NFC East last year.
22:17And he just was not scary, like, at any level.
22:21So I'm just not worried about him. Even with how well they scheme him open or whatever, get him the ball in advantageous situations.
22:29It just feels a little bit desperate and completely random.
22:32But, like, two years ago, the Eagles signed Devin White from Tampa.
22:37And everybody's really excited because of the name value.
22:40And then you look to the contract. You're like, wow, this is really good.
22:44He's dressed up. This is a fake contract. And that can speak sometimes to what the team thinks, too.
22:51Yes. Yeah. I mean, I think he, you know, he signs for more money if he could have gotten it somewhere else.
22:58This was obviously the best deal he could have gotten.
23:02And the hands are rough, really rough. You know, they essentially, the Niners two years ago made Debo available at the trade deadline.
23:10Like, we will give him away. We do not want him on the team anymore.
23:15And they stopped using him. Last year, Washington had him as a starter.
23:19And towards the end of last year, he was a part-time player.
23:23He was, once again, had sort of worked his way.
23:27They're playing McCaffrey over him. Right. I'm just, he had 1,400 yards receiving that one COVID year.
23:33Freaky weird year. He's never topped 900 otherwise. And, you know, my argument is just he doesn't look good.
23:39You're number four. This is tough to admit, but it's Dallas Goddard.
23:43Ooh, yeah. He's really slow. He scored a lot of touchdowns, though, man.
23:48I don't know what you're talking about. Yes. Yes.
23:51So much of it was, first of all, they led the league, right, in, like, comebacks or whatever you want to call them.
23:59Basically, like, he just ran a series of button hooks.
24:02He would just, like, turn and three seconds later, Jalen Hurts would give it to him.
24:07And then he would turn. And it was really, like, they schemed him so many touches in the red zone.
24:14And he can still stiff arm with the best of them.
24:18But there's no separation. There's no more of that seam stuff that made him really dangerous.
24:23Because he's not ever going to be a high-volume guy.
24:27So it always was about the ability to turn in big plays.
24:31I just have, like, Brent Selick flashbacks. And I'm just like, please no.
24:35Brent Selick. This is, remember, some guys moment there.
24:39Agreed. He is slow as slow can be. And they were very prepared to move on.
24:44Now, in retrospect, given, I'm sure your Philly media watching mode is a little worried about Eli Stowers not having a very
24:51good rookie training camp and not making inroads at all.
24:55So in retrospect, it's a good thing. It seems like that they kept Goddard because, but they were absolutely ready to cut him.
25:03And he took a lot more money, less money, rather, to come back.
25:07It's like two years in a row that's happened, right?
25:11Like, they just wait around and they're just like, hey, I guess we're going to do this again.
25:17Right. Yeah. Like, what is he? He's 31. There was a time.
25:21You know, I would say overall, despite last year finishing as the tight end, too.
25:26It was obviously based on 11 touchdowns. He had not even 600 yards receiving.
25:31You know, I'm still going to say my overall career hopes.
25:35Goddard was definitely one of those guys I posted a lot of career hopes.
25:39I thought, you know, I thought it could be a kid, a complete kind of tight end.
25:45Does everything. Really good blocker, et cetera. But that speed is just long gone.
25:50And I'm with you. Like, probably the plan, the optimal thing for that offense would be Stowers or someone else being able to work his way in more.
25:59I find it, again, I'm not looking at ADP.
26:03I don't think ADP matters. I find it difficult to imagine anybody's going, cool, Dallas Goddard.
26:08He finished tight end, too, last year. So he's going to finish top five this year.
26:13I think everyone kind of gets the deal. Yeah, we get it.
26:18I think. But I guess maybe I'm thinking of the same idea of the Hawkinson vein.
26:23Like, people I could see being comfortable with him as your tight end one.
26:28And that could still work out, obviously. This is a strange position.
26:32It's just that the actual tape shows that a player just doesn't look as good.
26:37And I've been watching him his whole career. It's like pronounced how slow he looked last year.
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27:49I'm going to have a couple very young players on here, and it's not fair.
27:54Because you don't want to say someone can't get better.
27:58You don't want to say yada, yada, yada. You know the drill.
28:02But I'm going to say Jacory, Krosky, Merritt, another Commander's Connection here.
28:06And on the Yacht Club last Wednesday with Andy, we were listing players who could lose their jobs.
28:12And I listed JCM on that list as well.
28:15But on the main show, people have not heard me talk about JCM.
28:20So we want to always make sure we're trying to cover as many guys on the main show as possible.
28:26So let's do a little JCM talk. And it isn't fair to say, oh, he's just terrible, and will always be terrible.
28:34Like, I thought he was pretty terrible last year.
28:37For as much opportunity as the guys the commanders gave him, I thought he didn't play well.
28:43I will absolutely freely acknowledge it was not an optimal scenario.
28:47Jaden Daniels getting hurt. You're having to play with Marcus Mariota.
28:50You get the receivers getting hurt. You know, a lot of stuff is crumbling around him.
28:56Offensive coordinator gets fired, yada, yada. But, like, all you can really do in a case like this with a young player,
29:03now that we have one year of NFL tape, is go back and watch it.
29:08And I've watched enough running backs that I thought were kind of backup quality.
29:13That's the vibe that I got off of JCM last year.
29:17He's pretty fast, but I don't think he really makes anybody miss.
29:21He's certainly small, so he's not, like, running over anybody.
29:24They didn't throw it to him. And by the end of last year, Chris Rodriguez had very clearly passed him.
29:31So, again, I will, of course, stipulate that there's, you know, people have weird moments.
29:36He was not even went into last year's camp expecting to have the job.
29:41Suddenly, Brian Robinson gets traded. Like, oh, my God, JCM becomes this big, hyped guy.
29:46And I very clearly did not live up to it.
29:50But, and I, again, don't want to say that if you take him, you're doomed and he stinks forever.
29:56But he stunk last year. He runs like a big guy, but doesn't play because he's not a big, but he runs
30:04so upright that I just don't, I don't get it.
30:07Like, who taught him that? Like, he's obviously somebody, like, he's really, obviously, his running back coach was better than mine.
30:14But I would just say that, like, Bill, it just seems like what's the, like, you said a lot of negatives.
30:21And I'm still, like, struggling to see what exactly he does at, like, what is his niche in this league?
30:28Yeah, he's a speed guy more than he is anything else.
30:32He's pretty fast. You know, the entire commander's thing last year was kind of off the rails immediately.
30:38Like, I think Austin... The line was so bad, right.
30:42The line was bad. I think Austin Eckler was the plan to start the year.
30:47And then he tears his Achilles, you know, and, like, kind of, I guess, like, week five or something, maybe they elevated JCM.
30:55And you got some speed carries and stuff. Like, you know, if we're going to paint the story of a turnaround, it's
31:02a little less bouncing, a little better vision, a little more lateral elusiveness than he showed last year.
31:08And then, yes, the speed is pretty good. But that's the vein for success.
31:13You know, the teaming of him with Rashad White and the reason why I said, like, JCM might quote-unquote lose his job.
31:21I mean, he's going to play, but I just mean the notion that he's the clear number one or something.
31:27I don't know. We're going to probably find out when we find out.
31:32But the teaming with Rashad White, like, I think Rashad White kind of stinks, too.
31:37He's been on this list before. But there's one thing he does really well.
31:42And so, oops, I guess JCM's not playing on third down.
31:46That seems important. Yeah. And we're talking about investments.
31:49Like, the investment in Rashad White wasn't high. So they're not pot-committed contract-wise to Rashad White.
31:54They have the rookie. They have Katron Allen, who could turn into this year's JCM in terms of, oh, that's the one
32:02everyone wants to fall in love with. So it's a mix.
32:05It's a mess. JCM can get better. But, yeah.
32:08He wasn't very good last year. Do you have any other?
32:12We can move on if you don't have any other JCM thoughts.
32:16I mean, I just, I just, that offense continues to baffle me how poorly they kind of support Daniels.
32:23And it's just, this is like another symptom of it.
32:26Right. There's, there's the triceps tear for Laramie Tunsil.
32:29That's, you know, recent news. And suddenly, okay, cool.
32:32So the guy who they weren't sure could win the left guard job is now the left tackle.
32:38I'm sure that'll go great. You know, there's, there's, there's issues.
32:42There's issues there. And that doesn't mean they can't be solved.
32:46And once again, it doesn't mean that Krosky Merritt can't show better in year two than in year one.
32:52And then I'm not calling left from room zero anymore.
32:56But I am right now. So, Jim, who's your number three?
33:00Uh, this is Devante Adams. Um, we talked about him on a Friday with Josh actually.
33:05So he, he finished wide receiver nine. He's not Dallas Goddard, but I mean, it was very TD driven, obviously.
33:12Not only do you regress that just like expecting that, but he, he just looked a lot slower.
33:18Um, he still obviously can get open. He's got like the, some of the best route mechanics ever, but I mean, having
33:26a Taco Bell in your living room at 33, just a bad idea.
33:30Uh, but seriously, it's like, I just suppose like it's all touchdown rate and it's on tape.
33:36I continue to see a player who can win in those short yardage moments, but he would have to this year.
33:43Like, I don't see him being able to carry you without the touchdowns based on, he's just not getting the separation.
33:50And he doesn't run that role in this offense anymore.
33:54He didn't last year. Yeah. So on Friday with Josh, we did acid reflux all-stars and he was, Adams was number two
34:01on my list, which is to say, I can imagine myself taking the plunge, but I know I'm going to, you know,
34:09have, have the stress farts as we like to say, like, you know, I know we're, I know it's going to be,
34:16you know, like this could go really wrong. High variance.
34:20He's got, he's got very high variance. You said it.
34:23Taco Bell. It works. Wide receiver seven or whatever it was based on 14 touchdowns.
34:28Um, yeah, the speed is worse. Uh, it is, I mean, people have heard a bit of a layup.
34:35It feels like not layup, but like easy because of the age and everything and the touchdown thing.
34:41They're like classic, just like look at this chart kind of things, but it's just true.
34:46Look at the chart. It's true. And yet you said it right, which is the only place he looks like Devante Adams
34:54is in that phone booth is in that, you know, like the, the 0.37 seconds after a snap where he's already open
35:01because his first move is so sudden that doesn't seem like it's gone away.
35:06That's how he gets open in the red zone.
35:09But the problem is he can't back any of that up with the deep cross or the dig or the, you know,
35:17the go route or anything like that. So you have to make a bet that what worked last year works again this year.
35:25I might, depends on the price. I might like, I don't, I don't know if you're maintaining regular ranks, but if I
35:32tell you that Devante Adams is my wide receiver 17, is that like laughably high to you?
35:38Well, no, because the 12, like he is one of the few players where 12 touchdowns is like completely, that's fine.
35:45That wouldn't baffle me at all. It's just that you said the acid reflux thing, the experience that you could be paying
35:53for is so dependent on that, that you're going to be like, he has three catches going into the fourth.
35:59So it's very true. It's very, very true. I mean, I guess I wouldn't be surprised if that's a little bit high
36:07because it, it obviously screams recession, um, regression. It, it, it does.
36:11Um, I don't know. I might chicken out. I might, I might find a couple of guys in his neighborhood that, yeah.
36:18I mean, you're, I can't argue like I, I graded him a C in speed.
36:24He looks slower. This is a theme. We are coming up with some guys who do look slower.
36:30Um, my number three doesn't look slower. And actually we talked about him on the acid reflux list on Friday also, but
36:37it was cousin Josh who had him on his list.
36:41And, uh, he said, so, so is this guy an acid reflux for you?
36:45And I'm like, no, he's just bad. And I'm not drafting him.
36:50It's Marvin Harrison. Um, I don't know if he's bad, but once again, you know, we're talking young players and all you can really do.
36:58I think once they've been in the league is say what you've seen and can what you've seen change.
37:05It can, but until you see it, it seems to me that it's wish casting.
37:10And in Marvin Harrison's case, I think anybody trying to pretend that what they've seen is good is just wishing that their previous take is right.
37:19Wishing that some, you know, there's logic to a player going really high in the NFL draft and, and still, you know,
37:26panning out kind of wishing for order in the universe.
37:30And that can happen, but I don't know how you draft based on it.
37:34Um, you know, Marvin Harrison doesn't really separate on the long ball.
37:38He doesn't really separate on routes. He's good. Jump ball guy, good contested catch guy, but like, so is, I mean, last
37:46year, Jim, you had Quentin Johnston on your list.
37:49And I really, I kind of challenge people to come to like watch and tell me where Quentin Johnson, Marvin Harrison have put down like markedly dissimilar tape.
37:59I mean, if I'm a Chargers fan, I'm like, see, look, look, but, but, but no, it's, I've always wondered what, what does he do?
38:07What has he done well yet? Like you want at least a flash to, to, to be able to buy into the
38:15idea that the draft stock or that the pedigree and the Ohio state performance means something.
38:20Um, it's certainly, if his name was Marvin, I don't know what Harrington, would it be different?
38:26Like, yeah, I took a while to get to Harrington.
38:29Yeah. I mean, he was the, no, if he'd been the number four pick, it would not be any different.
38:36They would still, they would still be pounding. And like, again, he has had legitimate excuses.
38:42He's, he's had to play with late stage Cardinals, Kyler Murray.
38:45He's had bad luck with injuries. He had an emergency appendectomy.
38:49That's not his fault. You know, he had a concussion.
38:53Um, what he, towards the end of the year was his heels.
38:57That was why Michael Wilson was getting so much work.
39:00Cause, cause his heels were bad. Sounds like Joel Embiid.
39:03You're talking about, it sounds like this person's falling apart.
39:07I know he's like 24. Um, you, you're of course right that it's, it's, it's, it's the package that people want to
39:14believe in because we were promised generational. And of course we're promised generational every year, but Harrison, we were really promised generational, you know?
39:23Um, it, he, he hasn't separated. He hasn't, I don't know.
39:26You can look at highlights. You can look at him like running straight down the field, putting his arm up in the
39:34air, not really being open, but it's a nice throw.
39:37And he just is bigger and stronger and wrestles it away.
39:41There are, there's that on film. There's, there is, um, like all, you know, I have Michael Wilson two spots higher.
39:48I don't really know what's going to happen. I'm talking 38 and 40 among wide receivers.
39:54Like I can tell you that Michael Wilson's ball skills are better.
39:58You know, I can tell you he's probably a little faster.
40:02I can tell you, I think he runs better routes at least has to this point.
40:07But if it, if we wake up and it's week eight and Marvin Harrison is fantasy's wide receiver too, because he's become
40:15an alpha, I'll be surprised because he hasn't shown it yet.
40:18But of course we've seen that happen. People do figure stuff out.
40:22So if it's him, it's, uh, good luck to everybody else.
40:26Cause he probably won't be on my roster. So yeah.
40:30Indeed. Um, all right. Your number two film room zero.
40:33Uh, this would be Bucky Irving. Interesting. Yeah. So I really liked him early in his career.
40:39Uh, he like has been basically like the foundation of my large roster.
40:43Uh, it's just that like he, I continue to not understand exactly what he does.
40:48Well, he obviously is not a short yardage guy.
40:51Um, the thing is that like he had this home run gear before and it just like, it was gone this year.
40:59Um, I understand the line was really bad. So like when there was chaos early in the, you know, early behind the
41:06line, that was difficult, but also that's part of his job.
41:10He was really bad at that, at escaping trouble.
41:13And it was his contact balance that I saw that like seemed different.
41:18Um, of course he's coming off of like a series of injuries, but that's also part of his profile.
41:24So, uh, just, yeah, he, he didn't wait like his first year.
41:28He truly looked like a bowling ball, like some Fred Gore style, Frank Gore.
41:33I said Fred Gore, which I should be fired.
41:36Frank Gore style. Uh, just where he like constantly felt like he could weave around and take, take contact.
41:43It just didn't seem that way. And it, the stats back it up.
41:47I don't need to quote them, but he just, he fell apart in yards after contact this year.
41:53The sprinter soldier, Bucky Irving, we like to call him.
41:57Um, I guess I still like him on tape.
42:00I guess, I guess I respect where you're coming from.
42:03I understand your point. If it's going to turn out that he's going to have a better career than he showed last
42:11year, it will largely because what it was against the Eagles.
42:14They got hurt last year. Uh, he didn't, he didn't come out of that game, but at first they were calling it
42:22a sprained foot during the game and then, uh, right.
42:25It changed the shoulder. I mean, in that, in that game, I think he scored like a 72 yard touchdown against the
42:33Eagles, but I guess that's probably why the secret hatred, you know, you just don't like that.
42:39He stayed on the field after the play. And so it was, people were wondering like, what, what is this?
42:46People meaning me, like who, who, uh, everyone know you're a hundred percent right.
42:50Like the, you know, they, they wound up changing it from a foot to a shoulder.
42:56And then I think we now know that he did have shoulder surgery.
43:00The question is the foot that became a shoulder, as I say in the Almanac, like, um, the question comes down to
43:08was anything that he did once he came and missed half the season and then comes back and yeah, he wasn't, he wasn't as good.
43:16Um, I, you know, I'll, I'll keep holding out hope, but he is definitely going to go lower in year three, year
43:24three than he did in year two. I don't think there's any question.
43:28I guess if you're asking me the one good thing that he does, I really still think he's just lightning quick side to side.
43:36He just very decisive feels like he sees it pretty well.
43:40Um, I'm with you. He's never going to run through anybody.
43:44He's tiny, he's tiny bones. And, but I guess the line is a huge part of this, I suppose, cause they just like weren't there last year.
43:53So, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Like, um, if you're, if you're frustrated by split backfields, like probably the tiny boned,
44:01maybe, maybe really quick, maybe really talented in that regard.
44:04I tend to think so, but that guy is probably always going to be paired with at least one other person.
44:11In this case, they're pairing him with two other people.
44:15And one of them is like a, it's like a faded photocopy of himself.
44:19Kenny Gainwell is kind of like if Bucky Irving was worse.
44:23Um, and that's scary because. And he responds to emails and stuff.
44:27Do you know what I mean? Like he's like responsible, like not that Bucky Irving isn't.
44:33I'm just saying his name is Kenneth. He doesn't even go by Kenny.
44:37Like. That is very responsible of him. And then, you know, then Sean Tucker is the bowling ball and that there's a
44:45potential for that to turn into no touchdowns for anybody but him.
44:49So I understand why from a fantasy perspective, you'd have some doubts.
44:53And listen, the curse of the tiny bones. You know, I think I've trained you well.
44:58I think I've brainwashed you a little bit about the very small run, you know, the sub 200 running backs.
45:05It's a tough way to live. Especially because Bucky Irving is not really a bounce outside guy.
45:11He wants to run inside and make cuts and avoid in the traffic.
45:16And you do get smushed that way. I'm going to be happy having him in large again, though.
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46:36We are back with Jim and we have a few more names to get to in our film room zeros.
46:43Oh, I just feel good about this one. This is not one that I have any regrets over.
46:49I, JCM, Marvin Harrison, I'm like, well, they're young players.
46:53Yeah, this is a young player. And I guess once again, he could go, he could get a lot better.
46:59My problem is just that he plays in New York and therefore he gets a lot of benefit of the doubt.
47:07Just as Eli Manning for years got benefit of the doubt.
47:10Just as Daniel Jones got benefit of the doubt.
47:13Jackson Dart could be better. Could perform and not run around like his hair's on fire and not wildly throw all over the place.
47:22And if that happens, I will be the first one to come on here and say, wow, this looks different from last year.
47:29My job is to tell you what the surf movie bad guy looked like last year and he did not look good to me.
47:38I don't know. I have much more to say about Jackson Dart, but what's your feeling on him?
47:44No, I mean, yeah. He's like Bruce McCoolface from some movie.
47:48He's just, he's awesome. But he is just like the blend of every kind of like strong-nosed blonde villain from 80s movies.
47:55This is true. Like he's just like my dad has a boat and you don't.
48:00But the problem with him is everything you said is true.
48:04He's like crazy early spaz Josh Allen with none of the good parts.
48:08Like, yeah. Like, I don't know. So 40% of his fancy points came from just running with his hair on fire.
48:16It's the classic, you can't play that way. You can't keep playing that way.
48:20And he's like, no, watch. I can do this.
48:23And I saw it with Carson Wentz. I mean, in some sense, we saw it with Cam Newton, but that was like
48:31a known agreement, meaning that like he kind of knew that trade-off was happening.
48:36I just can't even see how this keeps up like on the field is the thing.
48:41And that matters in terms of tape because his playing style just doesn't seem sustainable.
48:46There is that aspect of it. There's no question.
48:49There's the aspect of like, he needs to take better care.
48:53He needs to not run around like a maniac and get concussed and all that stuff and like take on a linebacker
49:01head on when he's trying to get an extra yard.
49:04Yeah. It's like a hero thing that Wentz did suffer from where it's like constant exceptions being made for you.
49:11And it's like, no, we can't do that. That's not how this works.
49:15So I will grant you. And that is a good reason to be suspicious of his like long-term prospects and also his,
49:23you know, sustainability for fantasy this year. I will also just say from a throwing perspective, it wasn't very good.
49:30His accuracy, his vision. I mean, I think his arm is plenty strong, but there's so many times running and throwing across
49:37his body, the stupid mistake, the mistake that wasn't intercepted.
49:41There are just so many bad throws on that tape.
49:44Yeah, I... His arm strength is dangerous for him.
49:47Like, because he... Yeah. He'll try to make these throws that seem there.
49:52And yeah, no, there was a lot left on the field last year in terms of like just Eagles pick sixes.
49:59I'm looking forward to this year. So. It's funny that you mentioned Carson Wentz because last year in the Almanac, I'm quoting
50:06myself from this year, I speculated that Dart was Carson Wentz with less arm strength, which doesn't feel completely off, except it
50:14omits the part where Dart is a faster runner and has the self-protective instincts of Leroy Jenkins.
50:20There you go. It's all true. You know, like he is...
50:23He is... The self-protective stuff, that is definitely the double-sided coin that people who want to endorse Dart as whatever, the QB7
50:31or something, will just say, I don't care. To me, they're disposable razors.
50:35If he gets hurt, I'll add someone else who can run.
50:39But for as long as he survives, I got a chance at a rushing touchdown every week.
50:45That wins me games. And my constant lament in that regard is always, you know, Anthony Richardson had to be a good
50:52enough thrower to be able to stay on the field and wasn't.
50:56And so like they do have to reach some minimum competent...
51:00Kyler Murray loses his job eventually if he can't throw it straight.
51:04And based on the throwing from last year, Jackson Dart wasn't good enough.
51:09Again, I will admit. Plus, Skeletor's trying to get him.
51:12You know what I mean? Plus, he doesn't have Sidney Sweeney.
51:16He hasn't landed Sidney Sweeney yet. There's a league mate of Cousin Josh who swears that that's his end goal.
51:23Dart and Sidney Sweeney. That's his career goal. I like it.
51:27Yeah. But, you know, despite the hype and the fluffing of players that play in the media capitals, especially in New York,
51:34I'll watch it and tell you if I think it looks better.
51:38It can look better. Like you said, Josh Allen didn't look very good those first couple years.
51:44So it can happen. But I'm just telling you what it's looked like to this point.
51:49And if you're saying, I'm positive it's going to get better.
51:53Well, I've seen it get better and I've seen Anthony Richardson.
51:57So, you know, I guess all I can do is say.
52:01You probably live in North Jersey at that point.
52:04I mean, if that's that thing. It's fine if you do.
52:07We're happy to have you here. No, I'm just saying it means that you root for the team rather than.
52:14You believe. You blew glasses on. Yes. There's a whiff to me of Linsanity.
52:19Wow. Just like a run. Yeah. Like just because it was isolated to like a month of good football or whatever.
52:26Wild football. Or the current Boston Red Sox. There you go.
52:30Where you go, okay, so wait. It's Nick Sogard who's leading this team now?
52:35What if we just don't lose? Right. All these 4A players.
52:39And I'm not saying he's, I'm not saying Dart's a 4A.
52:42Play's a second round. Is he a second round pick?
52:46Or a first round pick? I don't even remember.
52:49He was a first round pick, I thought. Late first.
52:52Yeah, late first. I'm, you know, he's taken in the Kenny Pickett zone where quarterbacks usually don't work out.
52:59But like if it, if it changes, I will, I will change my mind.
53:04But right now I'm talking film room zeros. And to me, that was a bad film to watch.
53:10We are at your number one film room zero for 2026.
53:13Anticlimactic. Anticlimactic. Because I believe he was on this list last year, but maybe for you.
53:19DeAndre Swift. He was my one. He was my one.
53:22He's a home run hitter who just doesn't hit as many home runs as you think.
53:28He loves to go outside. He is a Miles Sanders clone in a sense.
53:33It's ironically replaced him in Philadelphia. But just constantly taking things outside.
53:37And there are rewards to that because he can get to the edge in a lot of cases.
53:43But teams know that. And it's this again, this doesn't have to do with the fact that he has competition.
53:50It's more that he's in this ultra efficient offense.
53:53And that last year felt sort of high, not sort of.
53:56It felt on the higher end of his outcomes.
54:00And I just truly don't believe he's, he doesn't really even take what's there for him.
54:05He constantly is seeking more. Or I just don't know if that's, not that I don't know, I don't believe that's sustainable as like keeping your role.
54:14I feel like he's the type of player who's going to be susceptible to players taking his job because he's so frustrating.
54:22He's so frustrating. He was my number one last year.
54:25He easily could have been on this list again.
54:28He's fast. He's legitimately fast. His name is very accurate.
54:32Yes. His name is very accurate. Like, first of all, we go through who's the Jameer Gibbs in this offense since Ben Johnson is now.
54:40And we've got to go through that whole thing, which, you know, that's not how it works.
54:46They don't. I wrote, I wrote it in my thing.
54:49He's not Jameer Gibbs. Yeah, he's not. Very much not Jameer Gibbs.
54:54And, and then all he had to go up against in Chicago was Roshon Johnson and some seventh round rookie.
55:00You should be able to just freaking do away with him.
55:04Not only that, but Monungay becomes the power back.
55:07He's the same size. The difference between Swift and Monungay is that Monungay will just run where the play's supposed to go.
55:15And the team thought so because they gave him more, you know, touches in the red zone like from week 10 on.
55:22Like, they believe it too. My number that I had in his profile, Swift's profile was from week seven forward, Swift was fantasy's RB 13.
55:31Pretty good. And Monungay was fantasy's RB 19. Which just means the running game was awesome.
55:36And it was so super split. And the ride stunk because there were some weeks where, I mean, let's face it.
55:43Remember that Black Friday game against your Eagles where the Bears ran for like 400 yards.
55:49And their numbers are just going to look good because of that day.
55:53They both played amazing that day. It is, it is, it's not to say the Swift's without value.
55:59I still have him rated RB 23. It's not to say he's not fast because he is.
56:05He's still in his prime. It's just, Kao Monungay.
56:08I watched Kao Monungay film and I was like, I really hope I fall in love with this guy so I can
56:16like make a stand and say that this guy should take over.
56:20And I'm like, oh, cool. They have Isaiah Pacheco too.
56:23Like it's kind of a slow guy who isn't typewriter feet, but like isn't that big.
56:29Tries to run like a power back. Is kind of a good, honest player, but Monungay is very clear.
56:35Willing to do his job, right. Yeah, he's a backup.
56:39It seems to me that Monungay was rightly taken in the seventh round.
56:43And meanwhile, here's John Drew Swift. And we do call him zero.
56:47Just like the Bears have a lot of helium and they should.
56:51But like there's a lot of indicators that like this is going somewhere.
56:56I just don't know if Swift's going to be there for the ride for you.
57:01So. Yeah. I mean, I'll take him before I'll take Monungay because I didn't come away from that film thinking Monungay was all that good.
57:09But it's and I will say over and over, no backs have jobs entirely to themselves unless you mean like Barkley and McCaffrey and Henry.
57:18Otherwise, everybody else. There's a cause to that too.
57:21There's someone else. But yeah, just how many years do we have to do it with Swift where he's this presumptive?
57:28He's the prince who was promised as as is said in something.
57:32Harry Potter is that? I don't know. I've heard it.
57:36I've heard it said enough. You have girls. Do your girls read Harry Potter?
57:41They don't. They don't. Yeah. It's more of a boy thing.
57:44But I think it's some girls do. But every every year for his entire career, it's like, OK, it's all it's it's his show.
57:53And then there's always some reason why it winds up not being his show.
57:57Truly vexing player and a great candidate for this list.
58:01Mine also a predictable name. I thought maybe we were going to overlap on number one.
58:06Kyle Pitts. Yes. We need to keep having a Kyle Pitts conversation because keep the torch lit.
58:12The Kyle Pitts enthusiasts will they'll they'll take over if you let them.
58:16They're like their bedbugs bedbugs. Let's face it. They're like bedbugs.
58:20If you don't fumigate every so often, you run the risk of Kyle Pitts being on your fantasy team.
58:27Like, is he fast? He is undeniably fast. Now I want you to tell me another thing good that he does.
58:34He's he's tall, too. You forgot that. Yeah. He finished tight end three.
58:38Amazing. What a season. And then I am touching my fictional earpiece and being told that as of week 12 last year, he was tight end 22.
58:48So I'm going to guess that your fantasy team wasn't very good and or relying on Kyle Pitts.
58:54OK, but we always say pick up the tight end who's hot and ride him until you can find your Robert Tunyon.
59:01Rock on. Do it. And Pitts could be that guy.
59:05And he the first week of the fantasy playoffs, he does 11 for 166 and three and wins you.
59:11And oh, baby, if you were smart enough to have Kyle Pitts, imagine how great he was in the fantasy finals.
59:18Oh, and I'm being told he caught two passes for 16 yards.
59:22I do not believe that a switch has been flipped with Kyle Pitts.
59:27He is a mistake waiting to happen. His hands are disastrous.
59:31He runs the wrong route. He had zero plays with 20 plus yards after the catch.
59:36Well, he's so high. He does. He stays so high.
59:39I mean, for a tall player, obviously, but he doesn't does no favors to himself.
59:45He leaves his chest up. But he also like the problem that he rounds out all his routes is what I don't like.
59:52Like it's just like who taught you that? Like just like he just doesn't play his.
59:58There's just not a lot of suddenness for this guy that we talk about with this.
60:03To be such a liability as a blocker, like you would think that you could have like, I don't know, sharp route breaking or something.
60:12But that doesn't happen. It seems like kind of like practice-y, like lazy, rounding off the routes as opposed to sharp cuts.
60:19If you take away that game that I mentioned, the three touchdown game in week 15 against the Buccaneers, he would have
60:27been tight end 15, not tight end three. And again, I just want to emphasize for this fast player who's supposed to
60:34be this game breaker, zero plays with 20 yards after the catch.
60:39He's just not a good player. I don't believe he's a good player.
60:43I guess, once again, I can't see the future.
60:46And if this has changed him somehow, if the fact that Drake London and everybody else was injured and Kirk Cousins was
60:54desperately trying to prove that he was relevant, so he was just going to throw like crazy in a meaningless stretch down
61:01the seat, maybe that changed him forever and ever.
61:04And I will feel bad. But I do not feel bad right now.
61:09So Kyle Pitts, predictably, probably. Marvin Harrison needs a hero.
61:12I mean, beyond his dad. I give, I mean, Marvin Harrison's been in the league a lot less.
61:18So I give Marvin Harrison a much better chance.
61:21No, but this could be his outcome, his dream, which would be to be constantly thought of as like, it's going to happen.
61:29And get a, I mean, Kyle Pitts got a contract.
61:33Yeah, that's what I mean. He got a contract.
61:36So, I mean, he can't, I don't, I don't care about the money, right?
61:40So they have infinite amounts of money. The salary cap is fake.
61:44Like, I'm never mad somebody gets paid. It's fine.
61:48No, yeah. And I don't, and I don't believe they're committed if he's terrible.
61:52You know, I don't believe they can't get out from under it.
61:56So like, cool, it's not my money. Pay the man, pay them all money.
62:01It's great. But yes, I do think Kyle Pitts.
62:04I think it more speaks to his career. Like, like that in real football, they see the flashes too.
62:11And they're like, ooh, wow, what if that happened all the time?
62:15And it just, it won't. Yeah, I don't think it will.
62:19I guess I can't definitively say it's sports. Maybe it won't, but it shouldn't, right?
62:24Right. We don't think it will. It's sports. And that's what's fun about sports is that we can't, if it was, you
62:31know, if we could predict it, it would be the encyclopedia.
62:35You know, we can't predict it. And then there's the aspect of him as a teammate and a guy and a person,
62:43an employee, a guy in the building. I'm sure it's all wonderful.
62:47So like, fantastic. You wanted to have him around.
62:50I'm not, I got no problem with that part of it because the cat is fake.
62:55But yeah, I don't, I'm not going to draft him in fantasy.
62:59Don't think he's good. All right. Well, that does it.
63:03And for all of our hemming and hawing off the top, you did exactly the correct assignment.
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