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0:56Welcome to the Ringer Fantasy Football Show. My name is Danny Hyph.
1:00And I'm joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Horlbeck.
1:02Our last recording in Los Angeles, although the second last that you'll see, because we're recording this Thursday, September 3rd, and the
1:08season is less than a week away. The Niners just landed in Australia, I think?
1:12I don't know. You're hearing this Friday, and we're gonna go over the best players nobody's talking about.
1:17These are the Glansbergs. This is an important episode.
1:20We do this at this time every year, because I feel like there are players who take over the narratives all season.
1:26And there's guys who slip through the cracks, who when their name is at the top of the list during a draft,
1:32you're like, nobody's really talked about these. Do I like this guy?
1:36Do I not like this guy? So we're gonna talk about the best no-names from the draft.
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1:48Like a loser. But you know what? Steven turned out to be a lawyer.
1:52And he's having a successful career. He's laughing his way to the bank.
1:56Yeah, definitely. Well, his friends are probably richer. Seth Rogen might be richer.
1:59Seth and Evan are doing just fine. Right. But that's fine.
2:02So yeah, we're gonna go over the players nobody's talking about.
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2:58All right, players nobody's talking about. And sometimes this is nobody and sometimes it's just we haven't talked about them yet.
3:04But either way, DK, I want you to start off with the player not being discussed this year for whatever reason that
3:10right here at the buzzer you want to mention as a player worth targeting.
3:14Devontae Adams, Los Angeles Rams. Weird player to not really talk about for the last six months, especially considering Puka Nakua's tumultuous offseason.
3:20Good word. I genuinely don't really know what to do with Adams.
3:24I think I'm excited about him based on the price that he is right now in drafts.
3:28Right now he's going as wide receiver 25, 57th overall.
3:31Some of the guys around him, Luther Burden, Terry McLaurin, Darian Price, Bayshol Tootin, Travion Henderson, Jamison Williams.
3:36That's like a motley crew of high variance, potentially exciting, but also scary picks.
3:40I think Adams, he's probably right now one of the better values in drafts just based on the fact that I think
3:46a lot of people think he's washed. And I'm not sure that he is.
3:50And especially in this offense. We've talked about this a million times.
3:53You want every piece in this Rams offense that's going to touch the football.
3:57He's clearly one of them. If Puka Nakua gets hurt or goes out, I think that makes Adams like potential sky high, like truly top five potential.
4:05And this is a guy that did lead the NFL last year in touchdowns.
4:09The question I have is, so he had under 800 yards and 14 touchdowns.
4:12So he had 789 yards and 14 touchdowns. Weird line.
4:15He could just have 700 yards and seven touchdowns and that's a great season, but then you're kind of mad you drafted him.
4:22So I think that's the question and that's why we haven't talked about him.
4:25We have him ranked as if he'll score a lot, but not lead the NFL.
4:30And therefore it's like, yeah, it's kind of middling.
4:32It's one of the weirder stat lines you look at because it's not just 700.
4:36He really had 800 yards. It's not that he had 800 yards and 14 touchdowns.
4:40He had 800 yards and 14 touchdowns and only 14 games.
4:44He only played 14 games. If he played three more, he probably has like 16 touchdowns and maybe a thousand yards.
4:49Yep. The thing about Devontae, I took him in our ringer league.
4:53I think I thought he was a year younger than he is.
4:56That doesn't really matter. But he is 33 turning 34 in December.
4:59Ew. That's gross. That's older than I thought. That's like, I feel like the big years are Jordan year turned 23 in your Jesus year when you're 33.
5:07And that's like when you really start to evaluate things.
5:10Yes. Like Mike Evans is 33, but he turned 33 a week ago.
5:13And I'm like, wow, Devontae's gonna be 34 in December.
5:16I do agree with you though, DK. Like there's glowing reports.
5:19He seems to be the type of player who's aging well and he like does what he does well and that's it.
5:25Right. He's always kind of, he's never been. He's a footwork guy.
5:29He's Tim Duncan. Right. And removing age, his role in the offense is probably one of the most stable in fantasy.
5:35He is. Yeah. And like you said, he's never really been relying on explosive speed or, or, you know, overpowering strength or anything like that.
5:42He's just, he's a route runner. His best, his footwork in his first six steps is the best of the NFL.
5:47He must've had one of the, I didn't look this up, but he must've had one of the lowest catch rates of
5:53any receiver last year in the NFL. He had 114 targets and 60 catches.
5:57He only had 60 catches. Um, so it's a very weird player.
6:01I sense that you don't like him as much as DK.
6:04I know. I just, I just kind of glossed past him each time.
6:07Yeah. It just feels weird. Yeah. It's some weird place.
6:10He had eight targets a game. He ranked 13th among all players in targets.
6:14My, my issue with Devante is among other, there's just a lot of things of aging player.
6:19Even if you're like, Oh, he's not aging that much.
6:22Well, I mean, I guess everybody's just the same every year, but it's more like aging guy.
6:26The statistical decline already started in the yards is hidden by the touchdown thing.
6:30And the question honestly is, I know this sounds silly, but we're how much were the Rams chasing the passing stuff at
6:36the goal line to get Stafford an MVP and Stafford wanted it.
6:40I know that sounds silly, but like that is kind of the thing sometimes is Stafford just like, they kind of wanted a lot of touchdowns for him.
6:47And I think Stafford had something to prove coming off the back and the con they were going to trade him.
6:53Don't forget. But it's not like it didn't work.
6:56Like they were the best team in the league basically.
6:58No, but I think that if Stafford goes from throwing, what did he throw 40?
7:03How, however many touchdowns last year. And then it comes down to merely 31.
7:07There's 14 less touchdowns. That's how many Devante had.
7:09If Devante goes from 14 to nine, then you're probably mad.
7:12He was your fourth pick. Now the flip side is maybe the ceiling's really the floor is really high.
7:17Cause he could keep doing it. My thing though is very simple, which is I'd rather just take Terrence Ferguson.
7:23Who's the tight end on the Rams, who is basically kind of going on drafted depending how big your league is.
7:29And I just love Terrence Ferguson. We have not talked about him enough either.
7:33We we've said our Titan sleepers this year are kind of like Mark Andrews, Jawan Johnson, but Terrence Ferguson is like my favorite last pick dart throw.
7:40And there's like a lot of guys this year that there are like that.
7:44And I want to add three more today, but Terrence Ferguson is just probably the number three receiver on the Rams.
7:50And if anything happens to Pukka Nikua or Devante Adams, I think Terrence Ferguson is the number two receiver on the Rams as a tight end.
7:57And that's like a crazy lucrative role. And I'm kind of just rather have Terrence Ferguson.
8:01Honestly, you can add them off waivers when your draft ends.
8:05Then I have my fourth pick on Devante. I like I like the Terrence Ferguson shout.
8:09I think the one other thing about Devante that's an ice DK is that he it's like if you had to bet
8:15who's going to play more games this season, would you take the 33 almost 34 year old Devante or his counterpart?
8:21The 24 25 year old Pukka Nikua. Yeah, probably Adams.
8:24Pukka Nikua played 16 games last year. He had 1700 yards.
8:27He was fantastic. And yet you're like, man, if anything were to happen to Pukka, I think Devante might almost be more reliable.
8:33You're like, 34 year old guy with hamstring problems.
8:36I'm taking him. Devante scored 14 touchdowns with Pukka putting up 1700 yards.
8:39I'm like maybe in another world that's actually could be better.
8:42It does more girls is the age reversal. You're like, oh wait, she's the mature one.
8:47Yeah, you know what I mean? Pukka lives in the blue tent.
8:50I just like thinking of Adams. If he doesn't have 10 touchdowns this year, I'm going to be surprised.
8:55Yeah, that's fair. He's maybe he's like my Evans.
8:58We kept saying the oh my God, my voice is going even just talking about he's getting choked up.
9:03Maybe that's a sign to move on. I think you're right.
9:06He'll have touchdowns again. Craig, who is another player that you think we're not that nobody's talking about that is worth taking?
9:12This is like a late in the offseason thing for me that I've been thinking about more Brees Hall, a guy who
9:18I've had mixed feelings on in my time on this show.
9:21Um, his average draft position is like running back 16, 32 overall.
9:25In the in the drafts that I've been in, he never goes that high.
9:29He falls. It's the Jets. He's not sexy. It's the history of Brees Hall.
9:33It's like he had one good season a while ago and it hasn't worked out since the team has been a disaster.
9:39He's weirdly turned into a guy where if you take him people kind of make fun of you about it.
9:44Totally. Like you get ribbed about it. He's probably the he's the best young running back behind a good old line in the league that nobody cares about.
9:52I think the Jets are going to have like a legitimately good offensive line.
9:56I think the way they're talking about Brees Hall is that he's going to be the every down guy.
10:01Brees Hall has caught 76 passes once in a season like he is very capable.
10:05And that is the key to kind of hitting that ceiling with running backs is you usually need to find that guy who can catch passes.
10:13So I'm like, man, the Jets have been obviously so bad for so long.
10:16And you're like, if this team can only just be competent, fine, middle of the road with Geno Smith and a good offensive line.
10:23Brees Hall could be a great pick this year.
10:26I like this. I have been very skeptical of Garrett Wilson and Brees Hall.
10:29And because I'm just skeptical, this Geno thing's going to work.
10:33But I do think Geno probably is somewhere between what he was in the Seahawks last year or two years ago.
10:38Yeah. Last year. I think he's going to be a total disaster like last year.
10:43The important part also is the most Jets thing that happens is not the Jets being the worst team in the league and getting the first pick.
10:50The most Jets thing to happen is being just good enough to play themselves out of the seven and ten.
10:56Yeah. And they win seven games. So they have to use they have three first rounders, the Colts and the Dallas first rounders.
11:02Put them all together. Yeah. They have to use those to trade up instead of just earning the pick.
11:07And so Geno just being that good enough to play them out of the pick, but being bad enough that they don't
11:13make the playoffs is kind of where this is going.
11:16And I agree. Brees, he's going to be and they have they have good offensive linemen on the Jets.
11:21It's it is the best thing they've been investing in it heavily over the years.
11:26Frank Reich. You know what I mean? It also helps that they have the top five easiest defense easiest slate of opposing defenses.
11:32Yeah. Look, I'm not going to pretend that Frank Reich is exciting, but I'm like, could could could could Brees Hall be
11:38a kind of off brand Ken Walker, Chase Brown type a guy who's doing things in the passing game running the ball?
11:44Good offensive line. They use him all the time.
11:47Now that you say it other than Patrick Holmes and Gina Smith, what are the differences between the Chiefs and the Jets?
11:53Right. And Joe Burrow. Yeah. Chiefs Jets. Good old line.
11:56Yeah. Outdated play calling guys. Yeah. Yeah. Basically the same teams.
11:59Yeah. Same thing. Brees Hall is 25 years old.
12:01That's all I'm saying. I like you're right that Brees Hall is a guy that just falls in the right.
12:07That's where I think you're it's a good point.
12:09I think you can think about taking him not and then he might fall back to you.
12:14I think he's a fantastic second running back to have on your team.
12:17While we're on the Jets, the other person was shout out as another like last pick kind of doesn't get drafted depending
12:24on your platform that if you if you actually believe in the Jets and believe in Gino Smith and just even if
12:30you think they're gonna be bad, but just airing the ball out again.
12:33Again, 80 Mitchell if you don't if you think Garrett Wilson's might be have a good year, but then he you don't
12:39get him 80 Mitchell is really talented like great with separation receiver that the Colts gave up on and the Jets have
12:46it wouldn't be weird to me at all of 80 Mitchell was like pretty competent playing a lot for the Jets.
12:51And I think the Jets have a reason to kind of give him snaps to start the year.
12:56He's talented. He's a mercurial player, but I that to me is another like great dart throw just in case it's week one.
13:03Like he's a very obvious big week one would be huge waivers guy and then you can move on if he doesn't play.
13:09Yeah, but I think he's a good just literal last pick in any size league.
13:13Yeah, he's a I mean super super discounted version of like what you're looking for with Garrett Wilson.
13:18I think Garrett Wilson is a better player. He's probably gonna have more target targets in this offense, but you have to
13:24kind of pay up a little bit for Garrett Wilson.
13:27He's going in a range where there's gonna be other good players.
13:31I loved 80 Mitchell is a dart throw late if this offense is a lot better than we think it is gonna be it.
13:37I just keep coming back to the fact that I think coming into this year.
13:41We thought there was gonna be way more target competition in the in the in the Jets offense with them using a
13:47first-round pick on Omar Cooper who hasn't really stood out in training camp from everything I've seen yeah, and then the tight
13:54end Kenyon Sadiq who hasn't I think he's hurt and he may be like slow to kind of break into this offense.
14:00They're just kind of going into the season with it's gonna be Garrett Wilson 80 Mitchell and Brees Hall.
14:05I think are like the big target earners in this office Mason Taylor mix in but I mean again a comical amount
14:11of like the amount of just where these guys were drafted.
14:14I know Wilson was drafted so many second rounders very early second round pick right Brees all the 80 Mitchell was you
14:20know decently Mason Taylor second rounder yeah Mason very highly drafted two very very highly drafted tight ends ever in the O-line
14:26it is like very invested in offense. Yeah, 80 Mitchell was a second rounder.
14:30Mm-hmm Gino Smith is a high draft pick sure who took him again.
14:34I can't remember so weird that he's back. It is really you really straight.
14:38It hasn't really sunk in yet. You have to really try to ignore it.
14:42Yeah That should that be a mini power hour next week is just ranking things you'll see and just kind of like
14:48whoa what in the hell is that Gino Smith throwing a pass to the Jets in a regular season games Yeah, uh
14:54DK who's another player that you think is Nobody's talking about enough that you think could be good this year T Higgins
15:00for the Bengals I don't feel like we've even really mentioned him every year.
15:04He just kind of falls through the cracks flies under the radar He's very consistently scores fantasy points year in and year out.
15:10I mean especially when burrow has been healthy basically the last four or five years Burrow's been healthy T Higgins is going
15:16to Really, you know, just score a lot of touchdowns Kind of a younger version of Devonta Adams.
15:21He really is I was actually gonna bring that up because they're like Adams is sort of a discount version of T
15:27Higgins in a lot of ways because you're gonna rely on T Higgins to score touchdowns He's not a super high target rate guy.
15:34He's not gonna get a ton of catches, but he hits deep passes and he catches a lot of touchdowns He's got
15:40all the red meat Right, um, and he has every year probably like four out of the top eight catches in the NFL You know what I mean?
15:48And then high pointing he's so such a huge target And and burrow trust him implicitly just gonna throw it up there
15:54for him let him come down with it Um, this is what I locked on to so basically last the last five
16:00years The worst finish he had was uh Two years or in 2023 when burrow only played 10 games He finished as
16:06like the wide receiver 41 in points per game But other than that he's like a top 20 receiver every single year
16:12in his career wide receiver 11 wide receiver 4 wide receiver 19 wide receiver 13 The the important thing here is the
16:19bangles in the last five seasons with burrow and Higgins First and pass touchdowns second and pass rate third and pass attempts
16:25per game Seventh and points per game and fifth and passing yards so there's just a big pie there of fantasy points
16:31that you want to get a part of and I think it's going to be concentrated Once again jamar chase is going
16:37to be obviously the the number one in this offense But there's years where t higgins isn't really that far behind in
16:43terms of catches per game yards per game and touchdowns It's funny.
16:46We used to talk about how the the the cowboys were like the off-brand bangles And now it's almost like t higgins
16:52is the off-brand george pickens totally totally when it used to be the other way around yeah And so t higgins has become a overlooked guy.
17:00You don't really think too much about him. George pickens is like cowboy sexy or bigger It's like the same thing and
17:06everyone's now going after george pickens You can just wait around and get to you.
17:10T higgins was like shorthand for the best number two receiver in the nfl And now t higgins is the t higgins
17:16of t higgins is the best number two hundred percent.
17:19I've weirdly Kind of avoided t higgins this year.
17:21I haven't picked him in any of my drafts I don't know why i'm just kind of not Focused on him, but
17:27then as I was digging into to kind of do the research today on t higgins was like I feel like i'm kind of missing out.
17:35I should have had I should have grabbed him It's all it's all there like once you have him on your team.
17:41Yeah, maybe drafting him won't feel like anything Week one He's gonna get three end zone targets and you're like man.
17:47This is great. Yeah I hope the vangals also have the third easiest schedule according to warren sharps It's so over it's
17:53like the game totals per vegas if joe burrow plays all 17 games where t higgins is going now in drafts will
17:59be a value Yeah, I got him in the ringer league and everyone just kind of nodded.
18:03I know that's that's exactly it's like. Oh, yeah T higgins solid pick Craig do you have another player that you think?
18:10No one's talking about but will be good pick Nobody is talking about Chris godlin on the bucks.
18:15Yeah, it feels like we've just moved past him feels like we decided that when he was 28 years old and he
18:21dislocated his ankle everyone's like that's it His career is over he got on that on that cart and what did he say to his trainer?
18:28He was like back at work to work back to work joe, which was devastating He has the dislocated ankle.
18:33He's out misses the second half 20 24 comes back last year Plays a couple games earlier in the season Then misses a little more time.
18:41He kind of I think he rushed himself back a little bit.
18:44Yeah Came back to close the year and was like Top 24 wide receiver in the league which would be a startable receiver on your roster.
18:51He Was averaging 11 fantasy points a game and you look at what godlin was doing before he went down in 2024
18:57He was the number two wide receiver in fantasy.
19:00Yeah, which is like crazy. Yeah, he was having an insane year He had a hundred he was on pace for 120
19:06catches He's like a off-brand version of I'm on Rob.
19:09He's just catching a ton of passes He's getting all of the easy button stuff over the middle.
19:14Yeah, he's going as like the 35th wide receiver off the board Which is just like and again, I don't think anyone's
19:20reaching for Chris godwin I think he'll probably fall in most drafts and it you have a buko who probably might have
19:26turf toe you have mcgillen mcmillan who's Off and on with a knee injury.
19:30You have a rookie and ted hurst mike evans is gone If the bucks are healthy and the offensive line is healthy
19:36and baker's healthy god I think is just sitting there as like a really solid pick I feel like people think godwin is just done.
19:43Yeah, he's 30. He's not treating like he's 35 and it's It's fascinating.
19:46Can you imagine being 35? No way never heard of it.
19:50I think it's fascinating because People are treating godwin season last year like he hit the age cliff, but it was like
19:56he was coming back from a Dislocated ankle and he still wasn't and then he had some compensatory injuries kind of associated
20:02with trying to come back Too quickly from that and he had to like go back to the bench for I was
20:08like six or seven more games after coming back in week four or five um, but yeah, I mean I feel like
20:14they did they did give him a big new contract Um, and so like he's still part of their plans.
20:20He's still part of the team That part of it also reminds me a lot of mark andrews where it's a clear
20:26out classic year after the year after guy Where we were like, oh you weren't the same guy and you're almost you're
20:32roughly 30 years old and it's not what we remember And then the team pays them Yeah, the team knows a lot
20:38more than you do about the health situation if the team thought they were falling off They wouldn't give him an extension.
20:44It's like zachary Evans go remember how zach hurts I thought zach hurts was done like five years before before he He
20:50went on to score be like a top 10 or top 12 tight end like five years Turn around five years after
20:56I thought he was done in the league So maybe that's something that's gonna happen here with godwin.
21:01I like that one a lot. So And then I know we said it but just worth reminding the book We don't
21:07know the extent of the abuka injury, right? Like that is like the abuka with the toe injury like it's worth reminding
21:13sprain toe could be toe turf toe could be a sprain toe But I know we've talked about oh if it's turf
21:20toe, it's bad But also he also is known to be hurt like at the very least He has a he's a
21:26receiver with a toe injury that you want to play 17 weeks, you know, I mean it's worth being docked So it's
21:32a weekly game like if any week the book and mrs godwin's gonna be way better.
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22:26not talked about a lot pitman We just talked about last week for the first time in months Since they really acquired
22:32him and I Actually feel really strongly. I don't like rico-dattle for the at cost for the Steelers and I don't really
22:38like dk metcalf I cost these metcalfs more expensive, but I don't mind jalen warren and I don't mind Michael pitman because
22:44we had joked like a few days ago Michael pitman might be off-brand mike evans in that this guy has been around
22:51you're kind of sick of big x receiver That also can kind of do underneath routes and we're like, you know what
22:57the style there and rogers He could be the devante adams 800 yards, but 14 touchdowns I wouldn't be shocked because rogers
23:03gonna throw those targets and no one's taking michael pitman I kind of feel a way about jalen warren, too Where i'm
23:09like he's kind of like he's not as good as a receiver of kenny gay wall But I do think jalen warren's a better pass blocker than rico-dattle.
23:17Yes rico-dattle not a great pass blocker And so eli heiden reich is like the rookie seventh rounder during the last pick of the draft.
23:24I think and so I mean, he's not gonna.
23:26Oh, no, he wasn't No, he was just seventh rounder for steelers He went up in the thing and because it was pittsburgh he's from there.
23:33Yeah, but um I mean, he's not gonna be the pass protector for rogers immediately So jalen warren's gonna be the block
23:39on the field making sure and rogers doesn't take the last hit of his career But I also think he can stay
23:46on the field of the goal line rico-dattle Is probably like more traditionally gonna be that guy But jalen warren can do
23:52it the same way you wouldn't think kenny gingles into the goal line But then he's kind of making plays and rogers
23:58trusts him and that over that always supersedes everything people think going this season People always underestimate the aaron rogers has his
24:04guys and those guys play and I kind of like jalen warren Is gonna be the guy from there that he's gonna
24:10be like yeah goal line to yard line I want jalen in and if he earns that trust Then jalen warren's probably actually pretty underrated.
24:17Yeah, I mean there's a couple things about the steelers one I think you have to assume that the offense is gonna be better.
24:24It just is with mike mccarthy I think they're gonna be running way more like 11 personnel I just think it's going
24:30to be a smoother offensive system in pittsburgh. Also the offensive line is Dare I say good?
24:34It's young and good like The left side of their line You know, there's a few things you have to worry about
24:41but like I don't know zach frazier is one of the best centers in the league Fautanu it has a lot of
24:47promise mccormick is now has like come out of nowhere and is like one of the best Upcoming guards in the league.
24:53They just took big max out of arizona state.
24:55Who's gonna be the right tackle? He's looking pretty good.
24:58This offensive line might be very solid. Yeah How do you feel about um project jones who you took in the first
25:04round being flipped to dallas for a uh a fourth for What a project jones and a fourth for a third?
25:10I I can't believe somebody wanted him I'll respect him.
25:13I hope he has success, but like Mm-hmm With all due respect with all due respect.
25:17He said it. I thought he was going to Languish and we would get nothing back for him the fact that whatever
25:23we swapped a fourth for a third great He was He was not good for the last couple years He was not
25:29good if you sack your own quarterback in celebration that you're gonna get traded You know outside of broad is that moment the reason he's gone now?
25:37I mean the steelers did help actually done a pretty good job drafting on the offensive line the last three years like
25:43after broderick jones Frazier mccormick Fautanu, which I they all three of those guys.
25:47I believe the steelers got in the same draft and now max e on a shirt It's not bad looking up.
25:53How do you think the? How do you envision the split going between warren and and uh, rico dattle because i'm looking
25:59at last year Jalen warren was kind of like the lead back.
26:02It was like a weird kind of mix gainwell was gainwell's definitely much more of just a receiver playing running back type
26:08of guy he had Gainwell had 73 catches, which I think was in the top five among running backs or somewhere close
26:14to that for the warren thing to pay off He needs to be the guy in the red zone, right?
26:20Yes And that's the thing. It's one of those we haven't talked and again again The steelers offense might not be good.
26:26Rodgers gonna be in shotgun We've talked for years now about it's the park and bark He's too slow to do the under center.
26:33He can't move. So everything's in shotgun. He has to see everything He doesn't want to get hit So it's bad for
26:39the running game to be in shotgun, etc, etc So it might not be worth it.
26:43However, if jalen warren Is yeah If everything gets bifurcated and one guy's doing the passing downs one guy's doing the goal
26:49line You'll probably want neither But if jalen warren gets both more often than not then he's probably underrated and pitman It's
26:55the same thing where kind of don't love dk met calf But michael pitman four rounds later might just straight up be
27:02better in fantasy Pitman's gonna lead this team in catches.
27:04I think he's gonna lead this team in red zone and end zone targets like Dude, met calf is the wide receiver
27:1034 and adp right now And there's nothing to do with him too high.
27:14I'm like that's like kind of crazy. Oh, I think I'd much rather have pitman But dk met calf if he was
27:20on a different team would be way higher I just know sure yeah, rogers like really makes it Metcalf was on the paths instead of a.
27:28J brown. I'd be way higher. Yes I mean met calf finished as Metcalf finished as wide receiver 24 last year Yeah, but now michael pitman's here.
27:35Yeah It's true And they didn't really have any depth last year.
27:39No. Yeah, I mean now they passed to their tight ends like a million times Don't they that was like a big part of their art Right, right.
27:46I mean you drafted higher, but also I don't know it just Maybe make have some good value to know I mean,
27:52I'm not like making that argument, but I do it's kind of crazy How far he's fallen off in terms to 34th
27:59Yeah, pitman's the 46 the wide receiver off the board like he's going around He's going right before brandon aubry.
28:04Yeah Yeah at that point. I'm like okay. Maybe pitman's of good value Deky give me another player you think we have
28:10not or nobody's talking about nobody the whole world This one's kind of surprising because I think we all like him as
28:16tt mcmillan t-mac from the panthers who had it's just the panthers It is yeah Yeah, it's hard to get excited about that offense right now.
28:24They've had injuries on their offensive line Yeah, even though I think that's great, but nobody really bryce young's a meme and then the offensive line.
28:31It's yeah I mean they have you know, Ramona roe freeling is like a rookie.
28:35That's probably gonna have to play like, you know Rashid walkers had to sign for the minimum and approve it deal, you
28:41know, because they have um, you know Taylor moton is injuries They obviously had a key a quantum like there's a lot of issues with her tackles.
28:48Yeah, and then bryce young is Looks like a middle schooler when he wears a backpack Yeah, and so I think that
28:55kind of Maybe just dampened our excitement about what he did as a rookie.
28:58I mean last year he had uh, 1014 yards.
29:01Yeah, was 13th among if you go back at a row mcmillan not bryce young Yeah, tt-a row mcmillan had over a
29:07thousand yards receiving Um, he was the clear cut immediately the clear cut number one in that offense, which I think is
29:13he kind of already feels like a veteran Yeah, you know, i'm just like mcmillan.
29:17He'll get you 1100 yards seven touchdowns every year.
29:20Yeah dependable big bodied Kind of already looks like a pro You know feels like a pro it's he in a way
29:26is kind of like How excited we've been about emeka buka during the season.
29:30We probably should be excited about ted a row mcmillan Totally fair Like it's is it really that hard to see T
29:36mac next year as a top 20 pick it doesn't not at all That's a lot of people will be growing that
29:42is extremely hard to I don't know why people it's like I feel like when nfl players gain weight in the offseason
29:48It's never like yeah, I put on six pounds of muscle.
29:51Yeah, that's great. It's always like I put on 15 pounds 20 pounds Well, yeah, but it's they're not normal people there
29:57I mean first of all I mean the really the plan is like to build up and then he'll lose it throughout
30:03the season like yeah Probably building sure that's the kind of way I'm like dude 20 pounds is a lot.
30:09That's like an eighth of his body weight when morvin harrison does it That's bad, but also a tenth of his body weight.
30:15I'm like that's a lot I think it's kind of common though for rookies a lot of them come in and just
30:22realize like they have he wasn't like skinny No, but he was he was a little He's six five why re maybe
30:28a little bit wiry last year I feel like when you watch him, but he says he he says he was playing
30:34more at what he's playing what he is now in terms of weight in college He says he felt like a little
30:40bit better at the way He is now when he was playing in college.
30:44He always just felt stronger and so he's back to his college weight So that's what he said.
30:49I don't really know he was listed at 212 last year So you tell me listings are listings who knows what do you think he was?
30:56It's the I actually the least knowable things 205 They actively like 25 so you think he was 225 in college Yeah,
31:02yeah Honestly, like if you look at pounds is a lot if you look at the history of the NFL It is fascinating though.
31:09Like there are very few it's it's happening more now, but they're very how tall is he like six four six five
31:15There's very few guys in the NFL Who are six four six five and like less than 210.
31:20It's usually You know, they're six foot 200 Or six five to 25.
31:23You know, I mean like there there's not that many guys that are like Have the body type of George pickings in
31:30the NFL that have done like really high numbers and been really good It is interesting that he says he's closer to the weight.
31:36He was in college Yeah, because that means last year for whatever reason he was playing playing a little bit light I
31:42think that there are issues with Carolina and there's reasons we haven't talked about him a ton because he just kind of
31:48perfectly slots in with T Higgins and Devante Smith and all these guys that could kind of It's just pop but he is I think here's the thing.
31:56He's great Like tenor Mcbillen is a great player.
31:59Totally agree. And if he was another example of it's like T Higgins incredibly talented If in a different situation, we'd be
32:05like freaking out, but he's in Carolina, which is almost muting like how good I think tenor Mcbillen is Yeah, and I
32:11think that's the point of this episode. He's individually incredible It's impressive how immediately he just became like the reliable number one
32:17wide receiver on a playoff team He just showed up and was like immediately good And it's I mean he was picked
32:23a lot higher and he was much more Well thought of prospect like especially compared to a guy like Xavier Leggett who
32:29was a first-round pick for them a couple years before I mean he came in and and Ted came in and me.
32:35It was just like You know throw me the ball.
32:38I'm gonna go get it And I think he's not he doesn't have a ton of car competition at for targets this
32:44year It's basically him and Jalen Coker and they're the best to the office and they have a they have like a
32:50platoon of tight ends That they're gonna use. I don't know.
32:53It's it. I think he's gonna get fed targets And I think to your point What you're really saying is if you
33:00if you do what we've been saying which is start running back running back If it comes back around in a 12
33:06or a 14 team league and you're like, oh, no Teddero McMillen's gonna be my number one receiver.
33:11It's like that's okay. That's what that's what happened in the ringer league for me.
33:15That's right He's my number one receiver. I don't know how I feel about it, but I think there I I Know
33:21I really like him as a prospect. I thought he'd look great as a rookie and I'm just basically praying that the
33:27Panthers offense is in a total mess because I think even if it's just like an okay offense He'll be really good.
33:33We might have to yeah the end of the season.
33:36That would be great one to revisit Just don't pray for the Panthers to not be a Yeah, yeah Who else Craig
33:42are you do you think is a player? No one's talking It's kind of weird, but I just think we have not
33:48talked about Drake may at all right this offseason Who's like the third quarterback off the board?
33:53It's sort of been like yeah, he's Good. Yeah, sort of we haven't really dove into any of his numbers or what
33:59he might do this year Yeah, I think we've done a lot of like well, obviously Josh Allen's the number one and
34:05we're like well Lamar's gonna bounce back Can burrow have a big year, you know, and then there's all the like Jalen
34:11hurts Caleb Williams Trevor Lawrence, Justin Herbert And then Drake may just kind of sitting there as a guy who was the
34:17number two quarterback in fantasy last year Almost won the MVP and they added AJ Brown and Romeo Dobbs and he's going
34:23later Well, he's there he's just going I mean, he's not going later obviously, but like he's he's going later than he finished last year.
34:30Yes, which I would argue he's Can you name another quarterback who's going in the top 10 whose situation improved better than Drake may's?
34:37Maybe Justin Herbert I am a little afraid that Drake may Is kind of in retrospect the most obvious pick in fantasy
34:43like because all these other guys have coordinator changes and your Drake may just gets another year Josh McDaniels.
34:48Yes, totally year two in the system. I mean, he ran for like 500 yards last year only four of them were
34:54touchdowns It's only the third year of his career.
34:57Yeah, you know what I mean? Like we it could still get a lot better and I guess I would say Herbert
35:03is the only one you could really say has dramatically improved situation because of McDaniel but Drake may making it work last
35:09year with Demario Douglas and Kayshawn booty and Stefan digs and whatever and now he just Diggs and booty Diggs and booty
35:15are now gone and they've completely revamped their receiver and he's just like sitting there my point is like If you haven't
35:21heard a lot about AJ Brown or about Drake May I think you should still like aggressively draft him the one thing
35:28that I do been saying late quarterback I've been saying it probably the most but then we become ubiquitous.
35:33I mean Drake may going outside the top 45 picks suddenly is like oh The one thing I do worry about with
35:39May not that I think he's going to regress from a football point of view But from a fantasy point of view
35:45He had a league high 62 scrambles last year.
35:48Think about that Like he scrambled more than Josh Allen Patrick Mahomes Justin Herbert Baker Trevor like he was scrambling basically I
35:54think their offense was just drop back if you don't like if you miss your first read or two take off figure
36:00it out Yeah, it's an offensive line issue. I also like it's not like has it's not like the rushing was a huge part of his fit?
36:07I mean like 400 yards rushing is cool. It's four touchdowns.
36:10It's not like I mean it is a big deal I think to know I mean 40 yards is not nothing I do think to DK's point though.
36:18It is a funny dynamic though with younger quarterbacks We're kind of like Jackson Dart took an example of this of because
36:24fantasy football the rules are stupid and rushing yards are worth more than passing yards I'm just saying it's dumb He averaged
36:30four rushing Points per game four rushing fantasy points per game But there were there was that was 11th like it was
36:36not like yeah, I know but I just keep thinking about the Sunday night football game They played where after he went
36:42like 20 of 23 or something and then after the game they were like hey You were like perfect the first half or something.
36:49He's like no, I wasn't I like and they're like yeah No, you completely passed it.
36:54Yeah, but like when we go to grade it There were a couple open throws that I didn't see in time So
37:00I just had to run totally and like a funny thing that happens is sometimes Getting better at quarterback and actually being
37:06learning where to find a check down instead of just bailing and you end up getting 12 yards rushing Learning to play
37:12quarterback sometimes like she makes you like slightly less valuable in fantasy when you're not just being Jackson Dart being like first
37:18second go Yes, I'm not saying I'm not that worried about it with trick me But I is a funny thing that happens.
37:24Yes. I think what we'll learn is like is Will will he ever will they ever use him in the end zone?
37:31Like they use Josh Allen Like is he gonna be the guy who like the keeper scrambles in three or four touchdowns a year?
37:37Or is there ever a chance that and I think we find we'll find out this year where it's like Oh, no,
37:43he could give you like eight to 12 because he's huge and they use him like that I am a little worried
37:49after talking about late quarterback all year that Drake may just Turns out to be a great fourth round pick Maybe that
37:56would have been easier to Drake may season last year was kind of insane It's get 40 40 400 4400 yards 31
38:02touchdowns eight picks another 450 rushing yards schedule I mean it was a we we we are still underrating what he did
38:08I think Schedules easy He made the Super Bowl and became second in MVP.
38:12It's fine I know Bill claims that that he didn't even have to try and half the fourth quarters He was like now more competitive games.
38:19He might put up more stuff Right. That's like the Jalen hurts thing where he scored so many remember back a couple
38:25years ago when Jalen hurts would like six You'd have like six points by the third quarter and in the fourth quarter.
38:31You'd score like 15. Yeah Uh Similar to drink me.
38:34I just want to mention Bo nicks. It's just another quarterback guy We really have not talked I haven't talked about the
38:40ankle injury and everything with Broncos He's just for a bunch of confluence of reasons.
38:44They just haven't talked about him and you know We've talked a lot about Kyler Murray, but bonics is like the other
38:50quarterback You can just get really late as a rushing option.
38:53I know his ankles a thing, but I the quarterbacks that end up and I don't know if you guys have seen
38:59otherwise People when they're you always were like talking about who are the 12th quarterbacks gonna be because someone's gonna be back
39:05up quarterback of Patrick Mahomes and Matt Stafford and Bo nicks and Like there's one of those guys are not gonna start and the leagues.
39:12I'm in shockingly people want Patrick Mahomes and Matt Stafford over Bo nicks So Bo nicks falls and that is just a
39:19good example of a boring player that never comes up on a team That's probably gonna be really good Appropriately priced as
39:25a high upside backup quarterback that won't cost you very much He's like pretty good in fantasy and he's just another guy
39:31we haven't talked about a lot, but he's a part He's a good example Like why maybe waiting on quarterbacks are good
39:37or people get Josh and you're like man You can get Bo nicks and kyler Murray like really really really easily and
39:43one of them might just straight up be a Top seven quarterback for first half for the second half of the season
39:49nice guy who's again coming back into the same system He had an upgrade.
39:53They brought in Jalen Waddle. He has like a very solid unit around him And you're just like yeah, this is kind of like a Healthy safe environment.
40:01Yeah, yeah, they're like one of the yeah one of their offensive lines.
40:04Yes, we don't know what the play caller I think he's good.
40:08I don't know what the variable there I had what to do with that.
40:12Don't you feel I? I don't know I have all the play callers.
40:15Well, you're going from a hall of fame coach to Davis Webb We had a sterling reputation Sure, but I think well,
40:21yeah, I think Davis Webb like Sean paid has helped with his own reputation But I Do think that of all the
40:27coordinator changes having some guy that was like I don't know you look at Some former quarterbacks calling place for the first
40:34time all this stuff Sean Payton choosing to give up play calling to Davis Webb Is different to me than the old
40:40coordinator being fired and then i'm keeping someone else like it is different to me that Sean Payton will be there and
40:46I know it's like oh the joke is gonna be well When's he gonna take it back?
40:50I get that but he is there And so I do think that that I don't know it gives me a little
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42:33The people just we don't talk about enough that I want to make sure you mention one I these guys are getting
42:39talked about But it's late breaking just the packers running backs Josh jacobs missed somewhere between six games maybe the whole season,
42:45but marshall lloyd Being drafted like you know People kind of know he ends up going probably around that Chuba hubbard ish range sometimes earlier.
42:52I don't love him there just because Marshall lights had seven touches in two years And if marshall lloyd ends up being
42:58a healthy running back across the whole season I'm like actually genuinely happy for him He's had a very difficult road But
43:04I don't really want that to happen on my team because he I think the secret's out of the bag I Do
43:10kind of just think caleb johnson is going to be like the waiver wire hero of the year I don't know if
43:16he's even going to be active for week one But I kind of think caleb johnson who ended up from the steelers
43:23going to the packers At some point will just take up a pretty good amount of this job And so I he
43:29is another player that if you're in a 12 or or deeper league He's worth picking up minimum radar, but i'm like
43:35He kind of mocked He's He frame mods we're looking at a photo of him and at packers practice with marshall lloyd.
43:41He's like Six inches taller. It's like the derrick Derrick henry mark ingram picture It is yeah He really he's a big guy.
43:47I yeah So caleb johnson I just the upside frankly is so much higher because marshall lloyd basically it would be cool
43:53if he went It's like jonathan brooks if he had seven touches in two years and then it's just bell cow great
44:00But at some point that's almost borderline reckless from a team to be like this guy who can barely do anything Is
44:06just gonna get like all these touches? I don't know so I I Caleb johnson's like impossible to figure that out No,
44:12and so i'd rather take the guy who doesn't cost it How long would you hold on to caleb johnson when the
44:18season starts if he's not the problem? So I think well you have to do it for a couple weeks because he
44:24just got you gotta give it probably a month That's the that's the issue.
44:28And so I think The reason I think it's and again, it depends on your league like i'm not saying you should
44:34like if michael pittman's the last guy on your bench And that's a whatever the size you leak don't I wouldn't cut
44:40michael pittman for like Caleb johnson to be clear It does depend on the size.
44:44It's one of those where It it I think it's because if marshall lloyd gets hurt in week one Then you're like
44:50oh my god kill him johnson might be the starter and you just added him for free And I hate to say
44:56that about marshall lloyd, but he's never been healthy like it's never happened in the nfl And I I think it's again.
45:03It could be a deeper league thing The other person on threat devon veille for the saints sure who is a starting
45:09saints receive truly The first time we've mentioned him and I just want to throw it out another guy Where if you're
45:15kind of just going through your draft you look up you're like oh my god I have four receivers and one of
45:21them's injured and I just might not I don't have a backup receiver anymore Devon veille is starting for the saints jordan
45:27tyson's out two to three months of hamstring injury And it's going to be chris olave devon veille and then juwan johnson
45:33We've talked a lot about juwan johnson. I just want to note devon veille is literally the cheapest starting receiver Who will
45:39play in two receiver sets in the nfl and fantasy football veille So we have a we have a saints tyler shuck
45:45sample size with veille who last year For like a five-week stretch was very good and productive and he's playing like he
45:51will play and start and he's not Drafted any veille veille is one of those ones That's interesting because he was productive
45:58when he was given opportunities with the broncos and then they traded the saints traded two picks for him Yeah, not like
46:04high picks, but you know, they gave up two assets to get this guy.
46:08Yeah, he's interesting He's like six five to ten.
46:10He was a seventh round pick only two years ago.
46:13He's really old 28 years old Yeah, he's really old He's someone that if you've already drafted and you're like I kind
46:19of need a receiver early Like or like if book is out like just go add Craig didn't you you drafted him in your home league?
46:26I did I thought I saw that pick I was like that could be really interesting just because like one dollar one
46:32one dart at the end of the Well, uh at the end of the draft you might see a guy who gets
46:38like 20% target That's the other thing not the healthiest right a lot of and jordan tyson are two of the more
46:44volatile injury people in the league So I think with that said my dollar all-star team is caleb johnson who I don't
46:51think will get drafted But could be huge for the packers devon veille for the saints I mentioned ady mitchell on the
46:57jets terence ferguson on the rams all these guys are available really late and last one I'll just mention again not quite
47:03as late as those guys chris rodriguez for the jaguars There's a coin toss.
47:07Yeah running back for the jaguars coin toss flip that he's just the starting running back for the jaguars leads them in
47:13touches carries And snaps the fact that he played For cohen in back in the day is college.
47:18Yeah, and it's not like at kentucky I'm, not guaranteeing that he's going to lead the jaguars and all those stats in
47:24week one But I feel like it is closer to a coin flip than a lock that basial toot and is just
47:30the bell cow for the jaguars And I think la quint allen is probably gonna take passing down work, but he's already
47:36been injured And I think the passing down is going to be split between split between la quint allen and chris rodriguez
47:42And early down will be split between chris rodriguez and basial tootin And then any and alan's already hurt So I just
47:48think chris rodriguez is for whatever reason going like seven or eight rounds after basial Absolutely worth it.
47:53It's just fire. Yeah, and if he sucks, then you cut him but it's really cheap.
47:58So anyway, those are my Players to talk those are the guys sitting alone at lunch Eating like pudding pudding What's your fuck marry kill on these guys?
48:06Oh, the ones you oh, okay, so I have godwin may And brees I mean, it's so easy to say I guess
48:12i'll marry drake may that kind of feels like a cop-out um I God I thought this was easy for you.
48:17I don't know do do I dare say I would fuck a jet that sounds crazy to me You know what I mean?
48:24I'm like godwin that no context. That's just great.
48:26Chris godwin's famously a wonderful guy You're saying I should marry him He's just a lovely guy the video of him and
48:32his now wife the winning the super bowl. They're doing snow angels and the confetti.
48:37He's a lovely guy I would i'm gonna marry Drake may I'm gonna fuck chris god and i'll kill brees hall.
48:42I think that's the right answer DK well I got devonta adams t higgins and tet mcmillan or t mac Who It's
48:49kind of tough I don't know what to do with this really all right heifetz Our new our new inside joke when
48:55we've been here for two weeks is when we're having a hard time Like filling out a category like when we went
49:01on bill craig just craig's whole thing is just well I guess you can just say you didn't think of one You
49:07can just say I don't know the guy you're most worried about this year.
49:11Yeah, I didn't I couldn't think of one I didn't know how to do that.
49:15Oh flex category. I'm like, oh actually I guess I have to just fucking say something This is longer than I thought
49:21um I am going to just know that this is extremely important Right there.
49:25Fuck. There's the stakes are high fuck marry kill is the most important thing we do every year.
49:30So please focus Um, i'm going to marry t mac fuck t higgins and kill davante adams old yellow room Yeah, he's
49:36he's had his All right, looks like the old guy sacrifices him at the end of the movie.
49:41He's like I had my run Yeah, like the holy the guy guarding the holy grail.
49:46Yeah, and then he finally yeah I couldn't think I couldn't think of anything I on this one.
49:51I I don't I couldn't think of it Just want to see you do that on a rewatch all right craig what's the best for you?
49:58I'm like, ah Not nothing. I don't know Anyway, who's up you go i'm gonna Mary terrence ferguson.
50:03Wait, what are the options? I need to know.
50:05Oh, sorry. Well, I have I have a bunch of your prospects No, I don't don't count the one year guys the one dollar guys, right?
50:12You have you have Who do you have? Well, I have like four steelers and four one dollar guys.
50:18Well, you have bonix I'm bonix. You have let's do this.
50:21You have bonix is one. Jalen warren is one and michael pitman is one My god I'll I love it.
50:26You have to really critically think about it. I'll like fuck jalen warren, marry bo nix, and I will kill michael pitman Really?
50:33Yeah, but oh, I kind of like I kind of just want to marry all three You made him think twice.
50:39I didn't think about it. No, that's against the game.
50:41Of course not. No, you're right No, i'm gonna i'm gonna marry I couldn't decide I couldn't decide no i'm gonna this one bill.
50:48I uh, I couldn't decide I'm gonna marry bo nix because I don't want to marry to the stealers I don't want to you know stealers marriage.
50:55I don't know I'm marrying bo nix. Okay I'm fucking jalen warren.
50:59I'm killing michael pitman Oh, that's final answer. I think that's the same I don't remember the last time He did the
51:05same thing for the first person's letter All right, craig who won the movie?
51:09I'm like, ooh, uh Fuck. I don't I don't know What do you think it's a really good fight?
51:14Uh, the first thing bill ever told me have a take that's right Emails email us at ringer fantasy football gmail.com.
51:20Also what this is coming out friday start sending us fantasy courts We're gonna do fantasy court every wednesday during the season.
51:26We record them on tuesdays courts in session email us fantasy courts And i'm sure there's basically like whatever your friends are
51:32arguing about in your group chat Like we will we will settle it dk went to law school this summer like kim kardashian He passed the bar.
51:40Yeah, unlike kim kardashian So yeah, that was tough video so email Email us your fantasy courts disputes.
51:45We work we will settle it I think that the bar is like it's a weird word to use for what lawyers
51:51have to pass kind of literal those did you pass the bar?
51:54Did you clear the bar right well? Yeah, but you don't say clear the bar.
51:58Well, yeah, I know I just think it's weird that like you have to pay for your bar Yeah, you have to
52:04pay your bar dues So on this note, I also want people to email us take purges because we want your take
52:10purge ahead of the purge and there's a discord channel Please go to the discord channel and join and you can have
52:17Uh, your there's a take purge channel that'll exist for a week a few days left by the time you join this
52:23and please join the discord You can do the take purges and someone's take purge, which is now perfect for now I'm gonna say it.
52:30I forget their name is You shouldn't have to take a shit You just shit you just give a shit you got taking anything.
52:36Oh, you give a shit like why do you get what are you taking?
52:40Yeah, yeah People say I gotta go take a shit like you're not taking anything.
52:44That's definitely the wrong That is mind-blowing It's like when your thoughts are trapped in a bottle I go take a shit.
52:50That doesn't make what is that why did you think about for even a second?
52:55It makes no sense Yeah, but when you but when you say I'm gonna go take a nap Are you you're taking sleep?
53:01I don't know Take is a really I guess you are taking sleep No, I don't know what it you're not taking
53:07sleep anymore than you're taking a shit But you are literally depositing something when you're taking a shit like you were getting
53:13rid of it It's the opposite of taking a nap is meta you're depositing.
53:17I'm gonna go drop a load What is what's your fit?
53:20What's your favorite euphemism for taking a shit? Lay some cable maybe I've not heard that one I don't think I've heard
53:26that one leg leg cable I like to drop the kids off at the pool.
53:30Yeah It's an old classic my Friends we just quote there's a Rick and Morty line where it's like he's a spy
53:37blow him up We're gonna take a shit and it's just like over and over That's a good point take a shit
53:43doesn't really make sense Lay some cable all right.
53:45This one's from Ethan Ethan Ebone We asked for uh perms we want to know about perms and how perms work and
53:51what the deal is Because you know, it's 80s month or whatever we're doing.
53:55What are we calling it? Most 80s song possible month.
53:58Yeah, right the 80s were sick 80s were sick great 80s song month And then obviously immediately we just started seeing perms
54:04So then Ethan uh wrote in about perms great And Ethan said i'd like to share some knowledge about perms and my
54:10qualifications are one I am a man who has gotten a perm and two I also have a phd in chemistry Oh,
54:16I thought it was gonna be in perming Better what does phd stand for pretty huge dick?
54:21No, it's a conny line. I don't I don't actually know that was like real seventh grade What do you think back to me?
54:28I didn't want to guess honorary honorary doctorate it's what is the p and phd?
54:32honorary Well, it hold on Pape professor of honorary doctorate It says Doctor of philosophy That doesn't make any sense Latin philosophy
54:38Oh, it's lat oh a phd is latin It's like an rx What did you say honorary doctorate?
54:43It wouldn't be honorary It's an actual I don't know.
54:46I was making shit up. I'm trying to figure it out It just denotes the highest level of academic achievement.
54:51I didn't know it was latin. Did you guys know that?
54:54Whatever Philosophy doctor So it's a doc Doctor of philosophy is what that means because it's a lowercase h it's phd is
55:00philosophy Is the doctor and then the the h stands for nothing Huh Interesting What was the other person isn't someone's middle
55:06name the initial doesn't stand for anything? Harry s truman Is that right?
55:10Yeah, the s just an s he just threw it in there for good measure parents did Oh, oh It's actually his legal name.
55:17Yeah, it's just oh Harry s truman Oh, I thought he added that for for flair Oh, you think so?
55:22Well, I thought that's what you were That's what the amon ross st brown did their last name is just brown and
55:28then his dad made it st brown Actually, oh, yeah Yeah, his dad's last name is brown and he was like st
55:35brown will be better branding when the kids make the nfl and his wife was like you're Fucking nuts Well, his Maybe
55:41you just said this because I was reading about phds But his dad was like mr Universe Yes, we should bring him
55:47into our name brand company because he's got good ideas He he is good He's he's he's wild honestly That's a great
55:53I didn't know that about Harry s Anyway, so Ethan wrote about perms.
55:56That's a hairy ass truman you got there. Oh Ethan writes perms are of course very popular amongst women, but they were
56:03also of course popular amongst asian men And he says in recent years perms have become much trendier amongst all men Whether
56:09asian or not to do the rise and influence of k-pop in popular culture So he says here's how perms work the
56:15structure of straight hair is held together by what we call I'm going to try disulfide bonds and the disulfide refers to
56:21two sulfur atoms Which are held together a strong bond DK's hands together at least listening so hard So during a perm
56:27the hairdresser will put your hair into rollers the size of the rollers are determined by how big or small your waves
56:33or curls Will be how big of curls you going if you do this Probably 14 Yeah, maybe it maybe a 9c
56:39Yeah, the hairdresser will then put the perm solution into your hair and the perm solution contains ammonium thioglycol Thia glycolate Definitely
56:45just piss piss which is a chemical solution with more sulfur in it Imagine if that was what happened Yeah, anyway continue and be well, it's just here.
56:53I didn't I don't think I've really Really thought about this, but I guess it really smells Like this really bad like this like salt.
57:00Yeah piss because you're burning sulfur Yeah, you're burning your hair in sulfur with piss with piss burnt hair smells horrible So
57:06then without getting too into the chemistry and making this is still ethan Obviously without getting too into the chemistry making it
57:12complicated the sulfur in the perm solution breaks the disulfide bonds in your hair Which loosens the structure of your hair and
57:18allows it to take the shape of the rollers making it wavy or curly and then a second neutralizing solution Then reforms
57:25the disulfide bonds in the wavy orientation So you can't Yeah, so you can't Yeah, so you can't wash your hair for
57:31three days or else the hair will not set right as we all know from legally blonde So they curl it and
57:37then they freeze it essentially Yeah Well in place What you're saying doesn't sound that different to me than like somebody curling
57:43their hair You know what I mean? Where you just like put the curlers in you hold it for a while you
57:49get it hot and then it stays there But adding the chemical to hold it Yeah for days So locking it in
57:55place Locking it in place Here's the rub You your hair smells for three days Oh wow Your hair stinks How long does it last?
58:02Oh, I'm glad you asked After that you can do whatever you want Maintenance is different between long and short hair Hairdressers
58:08will push curly hair products on a perm to preserve the curl if you have longer hair Which is like half legit
58:14half marketing Ethan says for me and my short hair I just went back to using normal hair products everything was fine
58:20Perm does not stand for permanent much like phd.
58:23I guess there's not a doctorate. I don't know These bonds will not reform and will restrain your hair over They will
58:29not reform and restrain your hair over time However, people long hair the curls will just loosen over time three to six
58:35months due to gravity Which makes it seem like the pro perm is wearing off and then for people with shorter hair
58:41Your hair just grows fast enough that you eventually just need the curled parts cut So the perm really only lasts for
58:47one to three months of short hair So what does perm stand for?
58:51I don't know Didn't say That was the only thing we wanted to know He told us it didn't stand for permanent
58:57but didn't tell us what it's I guess that is the only thing we technically asked for interesting what does perm stand
59:03for you guys ever seen the movie shampoo? D.K.
59:06No, uh, very long time ago. I feel like and baby.
59:09Yeah, that's good Should we just not look it up what perm stands for and see if someone else will tell us?
59:15Uh, yeah, yeah someone else or ethan follow someone tell us what the perm is if it's not permanent It's like permanent
59:21press like a laundry setting But he said doesn't say I mean wikipedia wikipedia says permanent weight.
59:26What else does perm mean? That's the only one Wikipedia we got we gotta take it up with wikipedia.
59:31They're not right phd No, okay, he earned it all right Also, that was a good explanation Okay, other than the perm
59:37thing, right The only last thing I wanted to ask you guys was just this kawaii thing happened and we didn't talk
59:43about it yet And I just kind of just read you one tweet.
59:47I don't even know if you guys give a shit and we'll cut this.
59:51I don't know Sure, sure sure. So dan wetzel posted just What i've i've been waiting for this all at all the
59:57cost obviously quiet letter had all these things the cost to acquire quiet lettered net Everything it costs to cook like the
60:03trade the punishments everything here's what quiet leonard has cost the clippers The 2021 first round pick their 2022 first round pick
60:09their 2023 first round pick a swap of a 2023 first round pick a 2024 first round pick 2025 first round pick
60:15swap 2026 i'm just gonna keep going a first round pick in 2029 first round pick in 2030 first round pick in
60:212031 a first and pick in 2032 And a first-run pick in 2033 in addition, they also lost shea gilgis alexander who
60:27literally won the MVP twice and an NBA championship as the best player on the team.
60:32Danilo Gallinari, $30 million in cash, got people, the ownership, suspended for a year.
60:36And then during that time, Kawhi Leonard missed on average 30 games a season.
60:39So that's bad. I think Zach Rowe called it like the biggest calamity in NBA history.
60:44Calamity. Or something. Why I brought it up, I was like, minus all the like Deshaun Watson crimes, I'm like, I think
60:50the worst trade in NFL history is the Deshaun Watson trade and then I think Kawhi is the worst one in NBA
60:56history and they happened like two and a half years apart.
60:59God, this is wild. Ten first round picks and two first round pick swaps.
61:03They lost. And they lost an MVP. They lost almost two decades.
61:06So they gave up like five to get him?
61:09Yeah. Yeah, four or five to get him and then they had to give up five with this change.
61:14Jesus. That's wild. He'll D you up though. When he's healthy, he's kind of like unlike anyone else.
61:19Yeah. You know? All right. Long trip. I know.
61:22That's it. That's it. Los Angeles, baby. I know.
61:24We did it. We did a lot of, this was the most recordings we've ever done in two weeks.
61:29We did a live show. We did a live draft on Netflix.
61:33Right. We did Bill's show. We did Recipe Club.
61:35Yep. We did the rewatchables. We did the rewatchables.
61:38Yeah. Wow. We've been freaking all over the place.
61:40Yeah. And we're in these new Hollywood office which is great.
61:43Sycamore. Sweet. Sweet. Yeah. Four episodes a week. We're going to have Sunday recaps.
61:47We're going to have Monday waivers trivia and we're also going to like help you with waivers figure out who to add
61:53so it's like you're like I'm not adding Caleb Johnson in the week too.
61:57We'll be like add that guy. We're going to tell you who to add.
62:01Yep. Because you're not done with the draft. Like you know if you win you usually end up make a bunch of waiver picks throughout the year.
62:09We'll help you with those trade advice, power hours, all that stuff.
62:12Recapping the season, Friday season, weekly previews, everything. And then we'll cover like the beginning of the week.
62:17It's weird this year. It starts on Wednesday. So Seahawks Patriots is Wednesday night.
62:21We'll have a preview for week one. Rams, Rams, Australia baby.
62:24Thursday. So we're going to recap all that stuff.
62:26So thank you to everyone who's been listening to this preseason.
62:29We have Take Purge coming Monday. Take Purge on Monday, baby.
62:32That's maybe the most fun thing we do all year is to Take Purge.
62:36It was great. We recorded it today and it was spicy.
62:39It was fun. Yeah. Thank you to take a Pepsi.
62:42That's how spicy it was. So thank you to everyone.
62:45Thank you to Nikhil. Thank you to Cam. Thank you to Austin.
62:48Thank you to everyone who's been helping us all week, honestly.
62:51Yeah. Like just the amount of people here at Sycamore.
62:54I mean, I can't even name everyone. Putting down the sets and setting up the sets and getting everything prepped for all
63:00the shows, doing the recordings, doing the audio, doing all the lighting.
63:04It's a full team effort and we're appreciative to everybody who helped us.
63:07Yeah. It's really, really awesome to come here. So thank you to everybody.
63:11But of course. There's only, I mean, the person who is the most responsible for the last two weeks as always.
63:17Thank you, Lorne! Lorne! SNL coming back soon. Oh.
63:19Season 52? Have they announced who's like the lineup first month or whatever?
63:23No, they haven't. What do you think? Oh, you're talking about the hosts?
63:26Yeah. I don't think they've done that. I think there's gonna be a lot of first-time people.
63:31Like I think the girl from Obsession, Indie Navarrete, is probably gonna host.
63:35I'm trying to think about their first-time people who have kind of popped up.
63:39The real question is if Tom Cruise will host.
63:41He's never done it and he has a huge movie coming out this year called Digger and he's doing a lot of press.
63:47Tom Cruise on SNL will be awesome. Oh my gosh.
63:50That would be incredible. Why has he never done it?
63:53Just doesn't like the live? Oh, interesting. You know what I mean?
63:56Less is more. Kind of. I mean, Leo doesn't do TV.
63:59It's like Tom Cruise. It's like you see me in a movie theater, that's it.
64:04Yeah. It's kind of a vibe. Wait, you didn't do a band?
64:07Oh yeah. I couldn't think of one. 80s, yeah.
64:09I don't know. I got nothing. Sorry, I don't know.
64:12No, that's it. No, I couldn't think of one.
64:15All right. Yeah. No, I was looking and I just kind of couldn't.
64:18Goodbye everyone. no, we're absolutely doing one. 80s month, one of my favorite 80s songs that sounds incredibly 80s.
64:24Oh. Bonnie Tyler. Ooh. Total Eclipse of the Heart.
64:26Oh yeah. Ripper of a song. That was not what I was expecting.
64:30Holy shit. How does it go? Total Eclipse of the Heart.
64:33I really need you tonight. Forever. Keep going. Once upon a time.
64:36Forever's gonna start tonight. Is that how it goes?
64:39Yeah, You know, he goes, every now and then I get a little bit lonely.
64:43Yeah, it's amazing. Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I turn apart.
64:47And I need you more tonight. Bang. I fucking need you more.
64:50Yeah, I did it. Yeah. I fucking need you more.
64:53Will Ferrell's like, did he just say fuck? Such a good 80s song.
64:56Oh man. Total Eclipse of the Heart was not what I was expecting.
65:00That was way out of the last year. I'm keeping you guessing.
65:031983. Yeah. Good year. 80s were different. Bonnie Tyler.
65:06Yeah. Look at that hair. Put some fuckers. Look at that hair on Bonnie.
65:10That's a perm. I think. Yeah, I think so.
65:12Well, maybe not. I don't know. Oh, she died a month ago.
65:15Oh, damn. What? R.I.P. Wow. R.I.P. Dang. She was from, she's Welsh.
65:19Didn't know that either. R.I.P. R.I.P. Man. We're losing legends.
65:22We're losing recipes. Well, Total Eclipse of the Heart throw it on.
65:25I like the name Bonnie. I think the name Bonnie's cute.
65:28Is Bonnie short for something? Or is that the full name?
65:31Bonita, I believe. Bonita. Good call. Yeah. Is that right?
65:34Yeah. Bonnie. Yeah. It's funny. My late grandmother's name was Bonnie, but like, I called her grandma.
65:38Obviously. And I knew her name was Bonnie, but like, I don't know when I'm nine, you know.
65:43Right. You don't think about it. It was not until like recently where I was like, what is my grandma's name?
65:49What does Bonnie actually stand for? Or short for it?
65:52And Bonita. You don't have to grow up a little bit till you'd be like, so my grandmother, she was like, she had like a life.
65:59She like had a whole thing. Her name's not just, just grandma, huh?
66:03Yeah. Interesting. I guess it's kind of made cookies and washed me sometimes.
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