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0:07Off to the races! And he stays at his feet!
0:10He's just gonna go the distance! Now, here's some combination of Adam, Dave, Jamie and Heath.
0:14It's Bell Bag! I'm live in person here. Adam Azer, Jamie Eisenberg and Dan Schneier.
0:18Very excited for this. Now, if you're listening to the podcast right now on audio, we've got a lav mic on today.
0:24Don't have the pod mic. So, audio, not what it usually sounds like.
0:28I apologize for that. But the trade-off is the three of us get to be in the same room together and have a lot of fun.
0:35Good afternoon, gentlemen. How are we feeling? Don't throw up on me.
0:38Don't throw up on me. If you throw up on me...
0:41I'm certainly feeling a lot better than the Westin Marriott Hotel bathroom is feeling after last night's disaster.
0:46But I do want to say this. Adam, you are a great sport.
0:50I listened to some of the post-game show, and I do want to apologize for not being the most gracious at the end of the match.
0:57I think I'm just, generally speaking, an insane competitor.
0:59And I was really disappointed in myself personally with how I played last night.
1:03I didn't think I... And my brother obviously gave me a pep talk.
1:07I don't know if you knew this after the first set.
1:10I heard, right? Yeah. And he's saying you're just not moving your feet and you're not hitting out with your backhand.
1:16You're just slicing. And I was very lazy. Now, do I think, Jamie, there was some...
1:20Is there some part of me that thinks Adam purposely took me to that, we won't name the restaurant again, not to
1:26despise them on another show, restaurant to kind of bloat me and put me in this position where I have bad indigestion
1:32and really I'm not moving my feet? I'm playing bad tennis?
1:35I don't know. Now, that's something I'll have to think about for the rest of my life.
1:40But the reality is you played great and you earned the points you got.
1:44No, but you earned the games you got is more so what I meant.
1:47It wasn't... I didn't want to say I was just playing bad.
1:51I just was disappointed in my level play. All good.
1:53We'll do it again. I think he would have won.
1:56I don't think I would have won. That I don't think.
1:59I think... I think... He would have won the second set.
2:02I don't think. And would have won the tiebreaker.
2:05No. I don't think so. All right, listen. Let's get into some fantasy football here.
2:09I know what you're trying to do, Jamie. I'm not going to take a break.
2:13The match is behind us. But I will say I'm very motivated to get better.
2:17I just... I'm going to win next year. You'll be healthier next year.
2:21Yeah, I will be. I was completely unaffected by that yesterday.
2:24Okay. Email address is fantasyfootballatcbsi.com. That's the letter I.
2:26We have only one draft-a-thon question in terms of donation, but we do have a lot of emails.
2:31Before we get into that, one player you're really into right now?
2:34Jamie? Into like half the draft. Yeah. What's the definition?
2:37Just kind of feeling it right now. Moving them up your rankings, drafting them a lot, whatever it is.
2:42I'm looking right now. Because I'm going to tell you, you've inspired me to be really into DJ Moore.
2:47We were just talking about that before the show.
2:50Yeah. Jamie and I are higher than consensus on DJ Moore.
2:53I think that's one player for me, Jamie. One player that I'm going to put in here, don't think he's gotten any buzz this offseason.
3:00And Jacob and I just did a show on Beyond the Boxcore.
3:03Shout out Beyond the Boxcore. Who could be this year's JSN?
3:06Jacob had a whole list of guys, and I gave the Dan-O-Meter ranking on all them.
3:10Oh, 9 points. The Dan-O-Meter? Oh, it's the Dan-O-Meter.
3:13If you listen to Beyond the Boxcore, I give a little one through 10 ranking on if I think Jacob's accurate.
3:19And there's always decimals. If you don't use decimals, you're not ranking things right.
3:22But the player he forgot that I really think fits a possible JSN, and no one cares about Nico Collins.
3:28And I said this before the injury to Jaden Higgins, but I still think it's true even after the injury, maybe even more so.
3:35If you look at the per-route data for Nico Collins, the fact that he wins so consistently as that isolated X receiver,
3:41which a lot of guys can't do at the NFL level.
3:44And just, I think people are too down on CJ Stroud right now based on what they saw at the end of the season.
3:50I think he throws a good football and can hit those routes that Nico wins on, which is basically the entire route tree.
3:56So I think Nico is the guy I'm pretty high on right now.
4:00And I moved him all the way up to wide receiver seven in my rankings, looking at it right now.
4:06Yeah, it's weird. It's like when you go all in on someone like I kind of did last year with Nico Collins,
4:12and then he burned you with 120 targets in 15 games, only on pace for 136 targets last year.
4:17He's going to have to do more than that if he's going to be the JSN.
4:21But the reason I really liked him was there have been these stretches where like he's been healthy and he's been, you
4:27know, 19-ish points per game, like absolute superstar. And I thought he was really capable of doing that.
4:32I'm trying to find the exact. And that's the crux of my argument too.
4:36So like 2024 is why I liked him so much in 2025.
4:39He had two games where he played 18% or fewer of the snaps.
4:43That's where the answer stats come in. You take those games out.
4:46What's his pace? It's 104 catches, 1,513 yards, nine touchdowns, 156 targets.
4:49That's 18.2 points per game. I mean that's like better than what I expect from CeeDee Land this year.
4:55So I've seen these stretches for Nico Collins where he's been that good.
4:58Something was just off last year. Well, he had the concussion and I think that really did impact him.
5:03Early in the year? That early injury he had like that Monday night game against Tampa or whatever it was.
5:09I really did think he never looked the same.
5:11He had another one. So maybe it was just the injury.
5:14I don't know. But I mean you can Azerstadt anything.
5:17I already heard last night you were trying to Azerstadt the second set of that match.
5:21You claim a victory. Yeah, so I guess DJ Moore, I'm piggybacking off of you.
5:26I don't know if there's anyone else. I'm just trying to think of something different because you know you say Devontae, you've
5:32heard me say Ken Walker, you've heard me say DJ Moore.
5:35Somebody recently, we just talked about this off the air as well.
5:38Yeah. Stephon Diggs. I just drafted Stephon Diggs. I'm getting nervous about Terry McLaurin.
5:42We talked about this on the CBS Sports Network show.
5:44You brought this up about the tackle situation being what it is for the Commanders.
5:49That could lend itself to getting the ball out a little bit quicker for Jane Daniels and that's where Stephon Diggs is going to live.
5:55He's gotten off to a great start. Not that I would take Stephon Diggs over McLaurin, but it just makes me a
6:01little bit more concerned about McLaurin getting the passes downfield that he needs.
6:05I still think he leads them in targets and touchdowns, but I wonder if the catches somewhat are close between Diggs and McLaurin.
6:11By the way, two shows today with you two gentlemen.
6:14Both times I got stuck with the last pick middle seat.
6:17I don't know. I mean, this is a seniority thing.
6:20I understand. Jamie pulled that rank on me. Adam, I respect it as well.
6:24You're the host. Let me ask you a question.
6:26Because we just did our CBS Sports Network show in the same exact seats, in the same exact room.
6:31I was oddly nervous. I'm less nervous for this.
6:34It's the mailbag vibe. I'm really fine. I think it's a laptop for me.
6:38I need this laptop in front of me. I didn't know what to do with my hands.
6:42There's all sorts of things going on. I just want to bring you out with Stephon Diggs.
6:47No one really thinks of Stephon Diggs like Keenan Allen.
6:50They're very different players than much of their career.
6:52Yeah. But what I've noticed is that a lot of the guys, sorry for the repeating all this stuff for the last however many weeks.
6:59A lot of the guys age well wide receiver, Julian Edelman, Keenan Allen, Larry Fitzgerald, heavy slot guys.
7:04Okay. And that is what Stephon Diggs is now.
7:0652% slot rate. In his prime he was like 25% slot rate.
7:10He is a short area slot receiver now. And I think, yeah, I think he's really good.
7:14I like that call a lot. All right, guys.
7:17Let's get to some emails. Fantasyfootballatcbsi.com. Thank you for liking that call, which is basically Jamie's call.
7:21That's for the course. Okay. From John, 20 year listener.
7:24I love listening while I'm driving. And you know what?
7:27I think I responded to him. I was like, has it really been 20 years?
7:31Has it? I thought this podcast was 19 years old.
7:34Wait a second. But Chad GPT thinks it's 20 years old.
7:37We should be having an anniversary party. I need to do a history lesson.
7:41We started before you in 2007, which makes sense.
7:43You know, so. 2007, because I started in 2009.
7:46That's 20 seasons. I started in 2009. 2007. Give me a little quick history lesson of FFT then.
7:502007 was who was the crew on FFT. Just me and Dave.
7:54And you were hosting. And what was it called, Dan?
7:56Do you know what it was called? No. Fantasy Football Playbook.
8:00Ooh. I didn't remember that. I don't like that to some extent.
8:03And you know what the baseball one was called?
8:05What? Fantasy Hit and Run or Fantasy Baseball Hit and Run.
8:08Okay. That one I don't like as much. So yeah, who was hosting, Jamie?
8:12I think actually Dave was. Oh, wow. Okay. Then we realized Dave talked so much that I had to take it over.
8:18Wow. Dave's taking strays. He's not even here. Unbelievable.
8:21All right. Here's the question from our 20-year center.
8:23He says, I listen while driving my kids to all their baseball and soccer practices.
8:27And that, John, is why I don't like profanity on our show.
8:30If the Cowboys defense becomes average to above average, are you concerned with CeeDee Lamb, George Pickens, and Dak Prescott?
8:36And wouldn't Javante Williams be in line for a huge season if they run more, blah, blah, blah?
8:41We talked about this earlier on the network show, and I think you had some really good stats to back up why that should not be a concern.
8:49And I think, ultimately speaking, I tend to lean just from a football knowledge standpoint toward your side because the reality is
8:55when you have a processor like Dak Prescott, a quarterback, and he'll never get the credit he deserves from NFL fans for
9:01how good he is at playing the quarterback position.
9:03You distribute the ball so well, and you see the field so well as a quarterback that your best bet as a
9:09coordinator and an offensive play caller is to call pass.
9:12And I'll say this. Jacob Gibbs turned me on to this this offseason.
9:15Brian Schottenheimer, I was not a fan of him when he was with the Jets.
9:20I was not a fan of him when he was in the Rams.
9:23He was kind of the punchline of a lot of jokes.
9:26He's really retooled everything he's done as a play caller since getting to Dallas, high in pre-snap motion, high in a lot
9:32of play action rate, things that are really cheat codes at the NFL level for producing yards and having efficient offense.
9:38And I think he has this offense humming as one of the best in the NFL no matter how this defense plays.
9:44You worried about it, the defense? No. Impacting the offense?
9:47No, I'm not. I think just based on the fact that you can still be a great offense with a better defense.
9:53You know, when you look at what just the the Cowboys are, what the Bengals are, you know, these are two teams
9:59I think you're going to see improved defensive performances.
10:01They don't have to rely on their defense. You know, this is kind of not to get too on the, you know,
10:07football fantasy versus reality rally versus fantasy. I think like Sean Payton at times like wants to cover up Bo Nix.
10:13I know they threw the ball up, but it's it's safe throws.
10:16Right. And then you bring in Jalen. I want to trust him a little bit more.
10:21So they'll still have a great defense. But also like last couple of years, like we don't have to do that because defense is so great.
10:28Right. I think like Drake May is another one.
10:30Like you're going to start to see him open things up more.
10:33You bring in an A.J. Brown. The Cowboys are already there.
10:37The Bengals are already there. Yeah. You know, it's like why change who you are?
10:41Because, oh, we're going to stop people more. The Rams aren't going to scoring because they got miles Garrett and potentially Aaron Donald.
10:47Like they're still going to bludgeon you to death because they can.
10:50And I think the Cowboys will. And that's the best example.
10:53By the way, the Rams last year had a top defense and still Stafford through all those touchdown passes.
10:58They scored all those touchdowns. I think it gets overrated.
11:01Really, though, like they had the 10th best defense.
11:04But that's still those were what the most passes.
11:06That's in the end. They're not getting better. Exactly.
11:09Exactly. Right. They're not going to have an elite defense.
11:11It might be better. And there have been times in the past where they have had pretty close to an elite defense.
11:17They still throw the ball up. All right. Next email is from.
11:21Thank you, John, by the way. Next email is from Jim in Cleveland.
11:24You just did the draft strategy pods, which were very helpful.
11:27Thank you. I hope those are helpful. I think it was good just for me to talk it out.
11:32I'm curious how to start a three wide receiver league or how a start three wide receiver league would affect your strategy and rankings, especially at the top.
11:40Jim, I'll let Jamie answer that real quick. But just so you know, a lot of most of our jobs are three leagues.
11:46But yeah, what's the answer here? I think it's just as we discussed with the strategy pieces where you're picking will sort
11:52of determine how you start, because if I'm at the back end of the first round, I'm probably leaning running back or
11:58probably two running backs as opposed to the first round.
12:01As opposed to if I'm in the middle, I'm looking wide receiver because that for the group of four guys, I think those any of them slip.
12:09It's easy to take them. You know, so we started to see ADP, for example, change where Taylor and McCaffrey, McCaffrey Taylor moving ahead of St.
12:16Brown and and JSN. But I'm not going to reach for a receiver early just because it's a three receiver league.
12:21So you've got to be comfortable enough to know that could Zay Flowers or Devontae Smith or Tee's be your number one
12:27receiver if you start running back, running back tight end, you know, and don't take a receiver early.
12:32I'm comfortable with that. I'm not worried about it.
12:35But I know a lot of people don't love doing that.
12:38For me, the biggest difference is in you. I think either Heath or you mentioned called it the blob, the blob of wide receivers.
12:44For me, it's in this format. I'm not taking quarterback ever early and I'm not taking I'm probably not taking tight end ever early.
12:51What I'm doing is I like what Jamie said.
12:54I still want my run. The running backs in the first two rounds are really value plays across the board.
12:59There's 11 or 12 running backs that are amazing this year.
13:02But then in those middle rounds, instead of taking a quarterback or a tight end in that spot, I'm just loading up on that glut of receivers.
13:09The McLaurins, the Wilson, the McConkey's, the Jamison Williams, the Romo Dunes, like Christian Watson.
13:14I'm getting as many as I can there to not only fill out the three receivers and the flex before I get quarterback and tight end.
13:21But I may at that point by going running back, running back to start, I may want a bench receiver before I
13:27even want a quarterback or a tight end. Yeah.
13:29No, I was going to say the same thing about the quarterback and tight end thing.
13:34Like if it's a two. Now, listen, there's there's there's no difference in draft strategy for me if we're talking three receivers,
13:40one flex versus two receivers, two flexes. But if it's two receivers, one flex, I'm always more more likely to take a top three tight end.
13:47In this case, top three tight end. And I'll just notice I have actually no idea how long we've been on the air.
13:53So that's OK. I don't know when to go to break.
13:56So I'm going to try to figure that out.
13:58But let's go to our next email here. It is from Alex.
14:02And he says, hey, Clubber, Drago, Tommy Gunn and Thunderlips.
14:04I think I've been on this show long enough to know that these are Rocky movie characters, despite not having ever seen Rocky.
14:11So I'm going to go with that. They are the people that Rocky fought.
14:15OK. And congratulations, my eight year old son has now seen more Rocky movies than you.
14:19Wow. As of last. How would you rank them?
14:21One, two, four, three. No, no, no, no, no.
14:24The opponent. Drago. Clubber. Clubber. Tommy. Thunderlips. Tommy. Tommy Gunn.
14:27I was just trying to randomly guess that and I almost got it right.
14:31How would you rank them? That's just. You got to go Drago one.
14:34Clubber two. I think you have the right order.
14:37Yeah. But now what if I threw Apollo on there?
14:39Who's one? If you throw Apollo in there? Drago or Apollo.
14:42I would go Drago, Apollo. Clubber. Who's Apollo? Oh, good God.
14:45Oh, good God. He's like. Why doesn't he count?
14:48Why wasn't he in this? He's Creed's dad. Apollo Creed.
14:51OK. You know what's funny? I saw the movie Creed with Michael B.
14:54Jordan. Yeah. I haven't seen Rocky, but I saw it.
14:57It was great. It was great. I loved it.
14:59You got to watch Rocky. I know. I'll watch Rocky.
15:02We'll go to break after this commercial here, guys.
15:04Let's. After this email. OK. We'll go to break after this email.
15:08OK. So the Rocky. This is a great email.
15:10I've heard the phrase running back dead zone used by other sites, but not you guys.
15:15I'm wondering if this is a concept you subscribe to.
15:17My understanding is. You know what? He's his understanding is not exactly right.
15:21OK. So it originate on our show from Ben.
15:23I think Ben Gretsch. I actually heard Ben Gretsch talk about this lately.
15:27So Gretsch originated. Gretsch wrote the story. But Chris Towers, who he gives credit to.
15:31And I've shot out Chris Towers, actually was the editor of football at the time, fantasy at the time.
15:36And he was the one who termed it the RB dead zone.
15:40OK. So it was Gretsch's content. But Towers had came up with the tagline.
15:43Oh, OK. Awesome. But yeah. No, it is. I mean, we do.
15:47We do reference it quite a bit. But we just don't probably use the phrase the way it should be defined.
15:52I like how you guys use it as the trap backs.
15:55I think that I like that even better. Same thing.
15:58But it's not the same because a trap back, yes, they often fall into the RB dead zone.
16:03Oh, but it could be anyone. It's a point in the draft where the running backs have historically just not been very good.
16:09Right. I don't really care about that anymore because I was just looking.
16:13I did the exercise this morning or Friday morning before we did our Superflex podcast of looking at who the league winners,
16:19like the league winning teams or runner-ups, were drafting when they drafted their quarterbacks.
16:23But one thing I noticed was like, man, these teams, they won the league.
16:27They had a lot of crappy picks. So I don't know that it's just a running back dead zone.
16:32Go look at rounds four through six or seven at any position.
16:35And there's busts all over the place. I don't know that running back is more likely to do it.
16:40But what's your understanding of what that is? Well, I think it's, you know, you can start to define what a trap,
16:46what a running back in the zone looks, you know, so you can see it potentially.
16:51What you don't want is you don't want somebody who's going to fall into two of the three categories of not being
16:57involved in the passing game or being involved with the goal line.
17:00Yes. You know, so if you're just kind of pigeonholed to being a first and second down guy only.
17:05Right. Like you could see that path for Bucky Irving, for example.
17:09You could see maybe David Montgomery not working on passing downs.
17:12You could see Judkins and Scadaboo not working on passing downs, you know.
17:15So it's avoiding something where they're going to lose points going into it, you know.
17:19So there's a chance Montgomery may, you know, you alluded to this on the show about, you know, his pass catching numbers
17:25aren't reflective necessarily of who he is. Right. Yeah.
17:28And people may look at that and say, oh, I don't want to touch him because we get to that four, five, six, seven range in the draft.
17:35And it's, ugh, it could be bad, you know.
17:38So it's usually we've kind of shifted a lot because it used to be the running backs got all pushed up into
17:44that four through six range where it was like 35 running backs coming off the board.
17:48Now it's kind of like that's where the meat of the receivers go.
17:52And then we get to those other running backs, which tend to fall in tight.
17:56You know, so Ja'Cory Krosky, Merritt, J.K. Dobbins, you know, guys that are going to be in significant committees and lose a
18:02big part of what the role could be. I think that's, I don't want to go too long.
18:07That's the crux of the debate because I think there was a dead zone.
18:11And this is why I love fantasy football. It just evolves every year.
18:14And I know you know this, Jamie. There was a dead zone because people weren't drafting receivers.
18:19Now people have changed and flipped the script and they're overdrafting receivers in that range.
18:23And now this dead zone is not what it used to be.
18:26It used to be guys like Mike Davis and Miles Gaskin in rounds four and five.
18:31You're not taking a Mike or Miles Gaskin anymore.
18:33Those are the Ja'Cory Krosky merit. Right. But that's down in round eight.
18:37Falling more. So, you know, you're taking those receivers that were in that four through six range and now they're going in rounds three through five.
18:44And it's sort of, again, the goalposts have shifted.
18:46Yep. Yeah. And I think there just aren't that many running backs that get all that many touches anymore.
18:52So, so naturally like more of them are going to kind of like be in committees.
18:56Sure. So it's just, uh, it's hard to avoid it.
18:59But if look, if you want to take a super safe pick in round five, take a quarterback.
19:04So I know like just from still reading Ben and following Ben, like the, and the players he would more gravitate toward,
19:10he would rather take the hero RB approach of taking somebody early and then just take a lot of shots on Blake
19:16Corham and Kyle Monongai and, uh, uh, Marshawn Lloyd and Jonah.
19:19Like he would just love drafting those types of guys and then load up with receivers in the rounds, like two, three
19:25through eight, you know, and that's just the way he always drafts.
19:28Yes. Guys, we'll get a break in here when we come back.
19:31Uh, Tim, J Mac, you're up. We've got fantasy cops later on.
19:35Nice. Finally. Yeah. But I don't have the music.
19:37True. So I'm seeing it. I'm fancy football today.
19:40We are back with Tim. So he also listened to our pick by pick series podcast, but he's in a 14 team league half PPR.
19:46He has the third overall pick. This league goes very heavy running back early.
19:50Should I still take Jamar chase with the third pick?
19:53Or he's actually thinking about Dan, maybe going with James cook because he knows his league.
19:57I don't think I can do that 0.5 PPR.
20:00I think it's got to be chase for me, even though I understand what he's saying.
20:04He knows his league. It's going to go running back heavy.
20:07The way I would lean into that per personally is I would take the value then at wide receiver in round two.
20:13If somebody slips like a CD lamp, it sounds like he's saying like maybe like a lamb or something could slip to
20:19where he's taking it around to like you just take value.
20:22I don't think look if you miss on running back, even if it's a 14 team league, you could end up going
20:28the strategy that Jamie just talked about that players like Ben like to go to and you could draft the quorums and
20:34just load up there, all those guys. And you're going to hit and find at least one of those guys due to injuries.
20:41Um, and you can probably use the wired, not the wire, but like you need to hit on both, I guess.
20:46But listen, here's my thing. I talk about this a lot.
20:49We'll wrap this up quick, but like you don't need to win.
20:53Will we? We might. We don't need to win every single position.
20:56Like you can have the best wide receivers and flex and you forward to have a bad running back too.
21:02I think the thing that we're seeing is everybody's chasing running backs.
21:05Yes. You can win by being different, setting yourself.
21:07So I don't think it's going to be lamb per se, but that's AJ Brown.
21:11Potentially we've seen Drake London fall to that spot.
21:14It could be Rashi Rice. It could be Malik neighbor, whatever, you know, receiver or group of receivers you like.
21:19And then when the draft fits where those teams that went running back heavy early are starting to take receivers, then you
21:25just start throwing a lot of capital at the running back position.
21:29So it's not just quorum. Again, it's some of those trap backs, but one or two of those guys are going to
21:35hit or give you pockets of the season where they hit, where you're okay.
21:39And then you pivot to the next guy because you have these guys on your bench that either help you because of
21:45an injury or they get more momentum, start playing more.
21:47There's just lots of different ways to win. And it's not always everybody in my league takes running backs.
21:52I have to take a running back. Imagine passing on Jamar Chase and he does what he says he's going to do and he scores 23 touchdowns.
22:00Right. Like if he, like that's a guy I want to bet on.
22:03Yep. You know, so I'm not passing on Jamar Chase.
22:06If it was, Hey, I'm debating James Cook versus St.
22:09Brown or JSN. That's a much easier conversation to have.
22:12There are three guys locked in that should not be touched.
22:15Whatever order you like them. It's Gibbs. It's Bijan.
22:17And it's Jamar Chase. Yeah. All right. This is from J Mac.
22:20He says, Dear Trent, Sean, Brad, and Josh. Trent.
22:23Trent Green. Brad Johnson. I think it's, I think these are quarterbacks.
22:26I think that's Trent Dilfer. Trent Dilfer played for the.
22:29Sean King. Sean King. Great call. Is it spelled right?
22:32Oh, Josh. Josh. He should have been good. No, that's Josh.
22:35Freeman. Freeman. There you go. Should have been good.
22:37He says, My BIL is joining our 15 year long league.
22:40What do you think that BIL? Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law. Is that easy?
22:43It's as easy as it gets. He's got a hundred dollar buy-in.
22:46The issue is he's never played. Don't you have like seven brother-in-laws?
22:50Do I have? Yeah. I have a few, don't you?
22:52I have a five or six. Yeah. My brother-in-law, my BIL is joining our league.
22:57He has no, he's never played fantasy football. He doesn't want to embarrass himself.
23:00Okay. I'm at a loss to give him beginner advice or a resource to use as a primer.
23:05Do we want to give him first time fantasy football advice?
23:08Well, he's saying. He doesn't want to do it because he wants to win or he doesn't want to do it?
23:14No, he doesn't really know like what to do or say or where to direct him.
23:19Hi. Welcome. But are we a little bit too advanced for a beginner?
23:22That's what he said. I don't think so, actually.
23:25I know someone like a friend of mine who had never played before and she actually listens to the Express episodes.
23:30Might be where it's at. Yeah. So let's start with the- My approach is much different, let's say, than Jacob's approach, right?
23:36Yeah. Jacob's very stat heavy. He's great. I think anybody that's playing on an advanced level loves Jacob.
23:41I'm just using my example. Mm-hmm. I know what the audience of what most people play fantasy footballers, and they just want
23:47to be told, who do I draft? Yes. Who do I start?
23:51Who do I start? And who do I sit?
23:53I think our show does a really good job of balancing that, especially the guests we bring on.
23:58So welcome, brother of mine. Yeah. But I would say, don't be intimidated because you're going to get, wherever you end up
24:04drafting, whatever site you use, it may make it so easy, right?
24:07You've got rankings from everybody. You can just go based on the rankings.
24:11And then, yeah. I think the best articles to read- Look at this comment.
24:15The best articles to read, read a Tears article.
24:17Read a Tears article. Right? That'll help you because it'll give you good player analysis and where to draft those guys.
24:23Read our pick-by-pick series. Yeah. That'll give you an opportunity, depending on where you get to understand what you're doing.
24:28And then, you know, sleepers, breakouts, busts. Obviously, this will be on the box score if you want to get more advanced
24:34as you dive down that rabbit hole where those guys are awesome.
24:38You know, so, but- And I'll give you just like five.
24:41I think we can just give five tips to start.
24:43Don't draft a kicker in defense until the final few rounds.
24:46Like, these are things you might need to know.
24:49Okay, let's go real quick. Don't draft a kicker defense until the final few rounds.
24:53Don't draft quarterback till late. It's maybe not the best strategy.
24:56It's not a guarantee you have to do it.
24:59Find value in the quarterback. You don't have to draft the quarterback early.
25:02It's going to give you an advantage if you just use that strategy.
25:06It's tried and true. It really is over the course of time in fans football.
25:10So, one, two. Don't be afraid to fill out your flex before all your other starting positions.
25:14Don't feel like you have to go tight end.
25:17What else? That's three. We really like the top 12 running backs.
25:20If you can get two of them with your first two picks, that's great.
25:24Try to get one of them if you can with your first two picks.
25:28But not like if you have like the – okay.
25:31Yeah, I think that's it. That's it. Don't take a kicker defense early.
25:34If you like podcasts, listen to a podcast. Let's see what we got here.
25:38What's our next one? Sorry, I'm not in my normal setup today.
25:41Yeah, he's a little off. From Jared. Rank – I'm not going to have you rank everyone, but the question is, can
25:47you rank your top 12 in half PPR? So, I guess I would just ask you, based on your top 12, what would change in half PPR?
25:55Nothing for the top three. I think, for me still, it would be Puka at four.
25:59I have Amon Ross, St. Brown at five. JSN at six.
26:02Taylor at seven. Chase Brown's at eight. That's where I might go Cook over Chase Brown.
26:06I don't know how you feel about that. In half PPR?
26:09No, but I would put Cook at nine. Okay.
26:12Or I have Gente. You have Gente. I do a Gente, CMC, and then – 12.
26:16Right now you have Lamb. Lamb. Okay. All right, so barely anything changes.
26:20Most of our advice – Is half PPR, yeah.
26:22But we feel like it mostly translates to half PPR.
26:25I think you could make a case for Derrick Henry 12th or so in half PPR.
26:29A stronger case in half than full, yeah. I mean, in non-PPR, you definitely could.
26:34Yeah. All right. This is from Matt in a town on the Jersey Shore.
26:37Oh, Matt in a town on the Jersey Shore.
26:40Could it be Avalon? Could it be Manisquan? Could it be Belmar?
26:43You pick. I'll go Belmar, my favorite place on the Jersey Shore.
26:46Hey, Jimmy, Bunk, Omar, and Lester. Come on, water characters.
26:49Get it out of here. Get it out of here.
26:52And watch the show, Adam. Give me a break.
26:54It's disgusting. You haven't watched the show yet. All right.
26:57He wants to know if he's overthinking keeping Jameer Gibbs 12th overall.
27:00Maybe not. Let's see. So 12 team, three flex, pretty deep.
27:03Okay. He can go Gibbs 12th overall. Rasheed Rice, 60th.
27:06Bajal Tootin, 132nd. I am going with Gibbs still at 12th overall.
27:09Tootin is the only other one I... Rice is decent.
27:12They're all good values. I think you just go Gibbs.
27:15I'm not giving Jameer Gibbs to anybody else. I have the opportunity to keep him.
27:19And it's only 12th overall. So, I mean... This is from Marshall.
27:22Hey, Sterling, James, Ethan, and Jack. This one, I've gotten a lot today.
27:26More than usual. Someone else has... Sterling, James, Ethan, and Jack.
27:29I don't know. I have no idea. Oh, they're secret agents.
27:32Of what? James Bond. James Bond. Okay. Ethan is born identity?
27:35No. Hunt. Oh, he's... Oh, Mission Impossible? Yeah. You know, the action movie that you'll think so.
27:40There's no Jason here. Jason. That would be Jason.
27:42Is that his worst take ever, Adam? Is that his worst take ever?
27:46Well, I wonder because there's that video on YouTube of Tom Cruise doing all his own stunts.
27:50And then he says he's not an actor. So that is worst take.
27:54It's pretty bad. It's like proven how bad it was.
27:57It's funny. Yeah. It's like actual proof. I actually meant it as a compliment.
28:00Like, he's more than an action star. Whereas Schwarzenegger, Stallone, these guys are mostly just...
28:05Don't try to easier stat your way out of this.
28:07I mean, listen. What you don't get is Arnold became a comedian.
28:11Did a lot of comedy. Jack Reacher? Is that an action?
28:14Is that a secret agent? Oh, yeah. Jack Reacher.
28:16Also, isn't that... Isn't Keanu Reeves Jack in Speed?
28:19He is, but he's not a secret agent. That's true.
28:21He's a police agent. Jack Reacher's a good one.
28:24I don't know who Sterling is. All right. With your...
28:26And I don't have the chat. Usually, the chat would be chiming in.
28:30With your auction strategy pod coming up, I wanted to introduce, for discussion purposes, the one-two-skip-a-few auction strategy for this year.
28:36It is my strong opinion that Bijan and Gibbs are in a tier well beyond all the others this year.
28:41So my standard 12-team league just held our auction.
28:44Two running backs, two receivers, one flex. I spent 70% of my budget on Bijan and Gibbs at the open of the draft.
28:50And here's how the rest of my roster shook out.
28:53Joe Burrow, Gibbs, Bijan, Parker Washington, and Quentin Johnston, Colston Loveland, and the Seahawks DSD.
28:57And a bunch of $1 players. So Burrow, Gibbs, Bijan, Parker Washington, Quentin Johnston, Colston Loveland, Seahawks DSD.
29:02I mean, the only thing that is questionable at his receiver, right?
29:05Because quarterback's awesome. Right. And should be awesome. I like the way he did that, right?
29:10Like where he was able to get advantage to still a quarterback and tight end.
29:14Also, it's standard, and it's 12 teams, but it's only start two receivers and then running backs in a flex.
29:19So there's less starting position. I think this is the better league to try this in.
29:23I've only once seen this tried in my auction leagues.
29:26And I'll shout out Z for doing it. And it did not work out well.
29:30He took the two most expensive running backs and one got injured.
29:34So it's really a boomer bus strategy. One injury and you're done.
29:37Yeah, it could be tough. And although you're going to struggle, but it's so easy in that to do what you wouldn't
29:43want to do except do it the right way is handcuff.
29:46But now I'm like not. Oh, the Adam auction strategy.
29:49I think Brian Robinson Jr. is an obvious handcuff, but I don't know about Pacheco anymore.
29:53Yeah. The injury. I'm not saying. You kind of jinxed Pacheco for this season.
29:57It feels like you really did. But yes, you can.
30:00But let's just say it's not the top two guys.
30:02Right. Let's just say you want to take Taylor.
30:05I think that goes. He's kind of his whole point is only as he's doing.
30:09He feels there's such a tear break between those.
30:11Oh, definitely. I mean, look, if those guys hit to what they're capable of doing, even if they just replicate what they
30:17did a year ago, they're worth 70 percent of your budget.
30:20Right. Yeah. And the other thing is like, again, your draft isn't done on draft day.
30:25You're going to pick up important. That's his whole point in the email.
30:28Yeah. He says he's confident in his ability to play waiver wire.
30:32If he's one of those guys who believes the wire, I think it's a good strategy.
30:36If one of Washington or Johnston hit, if not both, he's going to run away with the league.
30:41Yeah. We'll get one more break in here and we'll finish up.
30:44We've got about 20, 30 minutes left in the show.
30:47We're good here. And actually, we still got to rehash the tennis a little bit.
30:51All right. That's fine. A little more. And we need a fantasy cop.
30:55So I want to try to replicate the music and do it myself.
30:58We have that coming up. We'll be right back on FFT.
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31:37I am Queens Boulevard. Where am I from? Probably The Wire.
31:40No. I am Queens Boulevard. I don't know. What is it?
31:43Entourage. Did you watch Entourage? I couldn't stand it.
31:45What? What? How old were you when it came out?
31:48I was in high school. It was perfect for my time.
31:51Yeah, I was in high school. You were in high school?
31:54I think you were in middle school. You were in college, I think.
31:58No, I was in high school. One of the coolest things that ever happened for me with this job was I got
32:04asked to do the Jim Rome show. Okay. When Jim Rome was like at the peak of before he worked for CBS.
32:10So still like, you know, everybody listened to him on the radio.
32:13And it was Jerry Ferrara and Connolly were hosting the show.
32:16So Jerry Ferrara was like, he is a big fan.
32:19He had big sports guys. I'm sure you guys are New Yorkers well aware.
32:23And I'm sitting in our boss's office, Peter Madden at the time.
32:26Everybody was like, leave him alone. Peter was a huge, Madden was a huge Rome guy.
32:30Leave him alone. Don't anybody bother him. You go in my office, do this spot.
32:34And I'm like, yeah, hey guys, you want to do a league?
32:38Anybody want to do a league? Like every other question.
32:40I'm like, yeah, you know, if we do a league together.
32:44So like month goes by or so. And at this point I'm making calls to like every team.
32:48I used to call every team, like try to do an interview.
32:52Oh yeah. So I get a call from like a random California and I'm like, oh, I'm out to lunch somebody.
32:57I'm like, oh, it's probably a team call. Let me, excuse me for a second.
33:02I get up. It's, it's Jerry Ferrara. And he's like, Hey, yeah, I got a draft coming up.
33:07You know, I really liked the stuff you said.
33:09Um, can you give me like some, some tips?
33:11And then the whole year, I think maybe the year after, um, I was giving him like fancy advice.
33:17Then that I got engaged. All there was a championship.
33:19I got engaged in December. He's like, he's like, Hey, you got a second.
33:23I was like, Oh, I just proposed to my girlfriend.
33:26So do you have a second? Yeah. What would Vince do?
33:29Yeah. So, uh, Oh, what the heck? My work league has always been a 12 man PPR league.
33:34Oh yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I know the queen city.
33:37That's what it was. I think that's Cincinnati by the way.
33:40Okay. Uh, yeah. He wants to know how your draft strategy changes in a 16 team league.
33:45Does it push up tight end and quarterback? I mean, look, we talked about this a little bit on, on a CBS
33:51sports network, 12, four, 12 team, 14 team, 18 team league.
33:54It does give you a big advantage, but you're also losing pretty badly as some of the other spots.
33:59So you got to have a very strong conviction, that conviction that Brout Bauer is going to do this.
34:04McBride is going to do this. Love one's going to be in that range.
34:08Cause those are the three, right? I think, you know, especially now that Warren's hurt and LaPorta's hurt, like those guys are
34:14starting to become that middle that we get always in trouble with, especially you can see the path now.
34:19So I wouldn't reach for those guys, but I would consider taking the advantage that you might get with those three.
34:25But I'll throw this out, right? There's pretty much there's it's rare that you're going to go to the waiver wire and find a tight end.
34:32That's going to be awesome. Right. Because someone else got injured.
34:35Jake Tom just, I think one of the better examples.
34:38Mayor could be. But if you, if you, but running back is full of that, maybe it's for two weeks at a
34:44time or something while I got hurt. So, um, I don't really know where I'm going with that.
34:49I don't know what the strategy around that is, but my point is, if you know, you're going to need to do
34:55it on the waiver wire to win a 16 team league.
34:58Probably. Yeah. No matter what. Yeah. You can do it at running back.
35:01I don't think you can really do it at tight end.
35:04So maybe it is getting that elite. The only way to tight end is the route you went injury or it's the Dalton Schultz.
35:11You're the Juwan Johnson. You're, you know, the Hunter Henry, you know, guys that just get completely overlooked because whatever, we're all
35:17chasing the next big thing, but they don't end up being great.
35:20They end up being fine. Like remember how good Kenneth Gainwell was when Jalen Warren was out.
35:25But if everybody's on your team is doing what they're supposed to do and you just waited on tight end or you
35:31got these guys off waivers, you know, that's the.
35:33I certainly don't think it should push up quarterback though.
35:36The quarterback. So I agree. I would not be doing that.
35:39Don't chase it. Yeah. Okay. This is from MJ.
35:42Hey, Billy James, DRC and Jimmy. A little band from Chicago.
35:45Billy James, Darcy and Jimmy. Is it the band Chris Towers likes?
35:48What's that band name again? Wilco? Oh, maybe. This is a gasp because I know they're from Chicago.
35:53Wilco. This is Wilco. Did I get that right?
35:55Smashing pumpkins. Oh, I didn't know they were from Chicago.
35:58Was that a smashing? I almost knew a smashing pumpkin.
36:01It's gone. I'm you with a smile. There it is.
36:04I wanted to do that voice. That's really. I just wanted to do the voice.
36:08You got it. Every time I disarm my alarm and my house, like it says disarm.
36:12I'm like disarm. Our fantasy league is tight end premium.
36:15I put this in the notes just for you, Jamie.
36:18Okay. It's tight ends get 1.5 points per reception.
36:20Jamie's doing it. Just finished. Running backs and receivers are 1 point.
36:23How would this change your overall draft strategy? So, it's 1QB league?
36:27Yeah. Jamie's doing super flex, but this is 1QB.
36:29And 1QB, Brock Bowers and potentially Trey McBride are first round picks.
36:32I think obviously tight ends are going to score more points.
36:35But when you play in a league like this where any position gets boosted, what you need to do is look at
36:41the tight end position and see who gets a lot of catches.
36:45Yeah. Because there are some like Dallas Goddard's probably not going to get a ton of catches, but Kyle Pitts might.
36:50Whereas Kyle Pitts might not score a lot of touchdowns.
36:53You know. Right. He's going to, he's probably going to be, if everybody plays 17 games, it'll probably be top five in catches at the position.
37:00So, make sure you look at projections for catches for tight ends.
37:04Yes. And know who to bump up within the position.
37:06On that note, real quick, the guys I would bump up are Fannin, maybe held down by touchdowns in a bad Cleveland
37:12offense, maybe a focal point targets wise. Isaiah Likely, who's been pretty much just peppered with targets so far in Giants game, may not get enough touchdowns.
37:20Dalton Schultz. Dalton Schultz now with the injuries in Houston.
37:22Those are three that just stand out right away as guys in this format are going to be better.
37:28It's the touchdowns. And I feel like Loveland moves down in this format.
37:31Oh, I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't know what to expect.
37:35The targets could be there. Yeah. Okay. I don't know what to expect, man, in terms of targets.
37:40All right. Last email here. And then we'll go to a draft-a-thon question and then we'll fantasy cops it.
37:45Okay. This is a long one. And it is from Michael Hare.
37:48And he said, I think the subject line was, the FFT open or draft-a-thon inspired me.
37:53Okay. He said, my three-year-old daughter was diagnosed with a rare genetic condition called Rett syndrome.
37:57It affects most aspects of her life. And he sent the link if people want to read about it.
38:02And he said, her diagnosis came shortly before football season as I was gearing up for drafts.
38:07And hearing you guys talk about the FFT open and raising money for St.
38:11Jude hit a little different than it had in the past.
38:14My wife and I decided very quickly to get involved in fundraising and spreading awareness in any way we could.
38:19I felt like one of the few things we could do to help our daughter.
38:23I felt like it was one of the few things we could do to help our daughter.
38:28So I decided to try to put together my own small tournament with friends and family.
38:32I'm a bit of a fantasy degenerate, so I have a good amount of friends who play and such.
38:38I filled out 10 team leagues. Top two regular season finishers advanced to a playoff bracket that I hand-wrote and updated to social media and the league chats.
38:45We raised just over $800 in about three weeks of planning.
38:48Open entry fees so people can contribute as much or as little as they like.
38:52And keep it a set to my fellow special needs families as this life is expensive.
38:57This year we have a sponsorship for prizes through one of the pharmaceutical companies that's heavily involved in Rett syndrome.
39:02We're expanding to six leagues and hope to raise $1,500.
39:05So, Michael, a great use of fantasy football. Yeah, really awesome.
39:08Send me his email. We'll put him in there.
39:10Yeah, and I'm glad that we in any way inspire you what we do with Draftathon.
39:15But it really does show what you were able to do, you know, raise $800 in just three weeks with no planning.
39:21It shows how cool this community is and it shows how, like, people are willing to get involved.
39:26So I think you just continue to grow this and it's going to get bigger and bigger for you guys.
39:31It's also the human side of this for us because, like, we get emails like this from time to time.
39:37And I think it just puts things in perspective.
39:39Like, we're trying to raise money for something that hits home to so many people, you know.
39:44Right. And, you know, you and I have children, you know, you will one day.
39:48Like, it's one of those things where you feel blessed, you know, when you hear these stories that your kids are okay.
39:54Yeah. And then you're like, what can I do to help somebody that is struggling or needs it and why St.
40:00Jude is so important. You know, like Heath today, for example, he's in Memphis doing the draft with those guys.
40:05And, yeah, just get chills. And one thing Michael mentioned in his email was that when you have a special kid or
40:11anything like this, it's expensive for families. And that's one thing I didn't know about St.
40:16Jude until we started doing this. Their whole mission is to not just treat the kid, the patient, but to pay for everything for the families.
40:23That's great. To give them housing and pay for their transportation so that these families don't have to spend a dollar.
40:28So if you want, if you haven't donated yet and you'd like to, tinyurl.com slash FFTdonate2026.
40:33If you're listening to this on Saturday, you have until the end of the weekend to join an FFT Open League.
40:39We're going to close them after that. As we're speaking right now, I think we have about 35 spots left, which is amazing.
40:45So thank you for the generosity. But you can just donate whatever you want to if you don't want to be in any of the leagues.
40:52All right. We got a – we have one draft-a-thon question, and it is basically a Fantasy Cops question.
40:57So – Is it time? What was that? Not even close.
41:00That wasn't close? What? No. It was way closer.
41:03Thoughts? Who was closer? My ears are bleeding. My ears feel like your belly yesterday.
41:07No, nothing can be that bad. All right. This is from Jerry.
41:10Our league is the Spatula City Dynasty League. Spatula City!
41:13Amazing reference for a movie you'll never see. What?
41:15What was that? It's from a movie called UHF, which starred Weird Al Yankovic.
41:19Wow. We're in a very serious 12-team salary cap auction league.
41:22Good. Auctioned players can be contracted for up to four years.
41:25Each team has $110,000 to draft 15 players. After the draft, the cap rises to $125,000.
41:30So it's an additional 15. It's not an additional 125.
41:32And rosters open six additional spots for in-season free agents.
41:35Auction-acquired players have always been purposely hard to drop because we want draft night spending decisions to matter.
41:40We currently allow two salary cap relieving drops per season.
41:43One injured auction player you can drop and one auction player who just sucks.
41:47You can drop. In-season free agents, the ones you do after the 15-player auction, can be added and dropped freely.
41:52Last year, one manager got crushed by injuries. He used both drops.
41:55And then he got stuck with several injured auction players.
41:58He now wants unlimited auction player drops with full salary cap relief.
42:01The league voted strongly against it. My first instinct was to kick the nominating manager out of the league in honor of Heath.
42:08But apparently that wasn't considered serious. So here's my compromise.
42:10After the two free drops are used, you can still drop additional auction players, but their salary stays on your cap as
42:16dead money for the rest of the season. You get the roster spot back, but not the salary relief.
42:22I think that's a great idea. Like the NFL?
42:24Yeah. Do you think this is a fair solution?
42:27Or what would you do? Would you allow more drops?
42:29Again, it's 15 players that they do the auction for.
42:32Only two are allowed to be dropped with salary cap relief.
42:35Dan, what do you think? I'm just going to be honest.
42:38I don't like this format for a league. Fantasy is a game with a lot of injuries.
42:43You're really limiting the roster flexibility. You're limiting the people's chances of competing in the league.
42:47If they get an unlucky year of injuries, I understand that it's cool.
42:51It's like the NFL where if you have these injuries, you're kind of screwed.
42:55But I don't know if that fits our game.
42:57There are 21 roster spots, though. Sure. And six of them you can add, drop whoever you want.
43:02Okay, so first off. And how does a free agent's working?
43:05You're bidding cap money to pick them up? I think it's probably like fab.
43:09But I don't think so because each free agent costs a certain cap, an equal cap.
43:13I think that's the point of his compromise is to say, we'll give you the roster spots, but now you have to
43:19spend even less on these free agents. So you're basically taking yourself out of getting any of the priority free agents.
43:25You're just getting like the crappy guys nobody wants that are still sitting around.
43:29Okay, so first of all, you don't get to decide what their league is.
43:33I know. I've never said I did. You may not like it.
43:36I'm just getting my opinion. You didn't answer the question.
43:39What's the question? You went straight like, I appreciate it.
43:41I just don't like the restaurant. I think the fact that they all voted no to his proposal should not make you
43:47as the commissioner want to compromise to adhere to somebody's request.
43:50So there should be probably another vote. Hey, this was denied.
43:53This is my proposal now to make everybody made happy.
43:56That's voted yes. If it's voted no, then you just stay as is.
44:00Yeah. They like their league, man. Do they? It seems like this one guy doesn't like it at all because he went against the rules.
44:07No, he didn't go against the rules. He tried to change a rule which is perfectly acceptable.
44:11This guy. Yeah, he proposed a rule change. All right.
44:14Which is fine, but it got voted unanimously. Yeah, let me think of this wall here.
44:18You know what? I'm just going to tear down the whole house.
44:22This is a great wall. This is a cool background.
44:24I would never do a wall like this, actually.
44:27I hate to say it, but I just don't understand how you do it.
44:31It would be a wall like this. I just don't respect it, but it is what it is.
44:36All right. Here we go. Next fantasy copy. This one I respect even less.
44:39It's starting to get better. No. Mine was better.
44:42Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
44:48do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
44:51It sounds like a video game. That's how our music sounds.
44:54And this next fantasy copy. It's not even close.
44:56Yeah, that's how it sounds. It's not even close.
44:59It's pretty good. Oh, my gosh. This next one.
45:01I mean, I keep seeing this, Jamie, and this is bothering me every time.
45:05Hi, some combination of Adam, Dave, Jamie, and Heath.
45:08How many mailbags do I have to do before I get in?
45:11And beyond the box scores on Mondays do I have to do before I get in the main show?
45:16Do I have to do before I get in this?
45:19Another year. Another year? Someone said Dave's doing the GameCube opening sound.
45:22That was the fantasy cop sound. No, I, okay.
45:25I honestly think. Adams wasn't good either, by the way.
45:27According to Gamer Eric thinks that I nailed it, basically.
45:30Gamer Eric's always on your side. Gamer Eric also thinks that Dan hemmed his shirt sleeves to show off his biceps.
45:36No. That's another medium shirt, apparently. Oh, man. I love it.
45:39Okay. Where are we here? You want to read it?
45:42Sure. You can read it. Go ahead. I'm in a longtime fantasy football league at work, close to 15 years.
45:47The commissioner has been the same since day one.
45:50He's a longtime friend and a coworker. He has historically released a draft order anywhere from a few days to a week or two before the draft.
45:57A week ago, I asked him when he anticipated the draft order to be released this year, and he told me, and
46:03I quote, I'd be the last to know. And I guess that's you'd be the last to know.
46:08I thought he was joking. I only asked once.
46:10My buddy had independently asked him as well. We just found out today.
46:14And he sent the draft order to the entire league comprised of four 12-team leagues three days ago.
46:19But personally, through his own admission, left only me and my friend off the email as a joke.
46:24Please advise. So the guy asked, when are you going to send the draft order out?
46:28And he said, you'll be the last to know.
46:31And he literally meant that he made him the last to know.
46:34That's pretty messed up. It's funny. It's harmless fun, right?
46:37It's harmless fun. It doesn't impact your strategy. You still have at least a few days to plan your strategy out.
46:43So I'm fine with it. That's not good. I mean, that is what it is.
46:47Why did the hand moment come in? It's like a turntable.
46:50That wasn't a turntable. Yeah, kind of like that.
46:52Not really. You know, it just felt natural. It just came to me.
46:56All right, last one. Fantasy Facts from Joe. Been watching you guys since 2012.
46:59Still recall your funny stories regarding Cheapy's Pizza. Wow.
47:02And Adam's college stories with his SUV. So Adam has been here for a week, right?
47:06No. Less than a week. No. Half the week.
47:09This is day four. Day four. Three and a half.
47:12I got a video from one of our coworkers walking through the office, panning down, and there's Adam's wallet on the floor without Adam near it.
47:19Now, I don't know if the video was sent to me with like, hey, did you steal his wallet again?
47:24Like I used to back in the day. Those are fun times.
47:27You've really grown up a lot. I can't believe it.
47:30Oh, yeah, so much. No, I mean, like if you had found my wallet 10 years ago, I'd still be hidden.
47:36I mean, he's still watching you from 2012. And if you had found his wallet 10 years ago, it'd be the same exact wallet he has today.
47:43It is. He hasn't bought it. It's a Costanza wallet in the fullest terms of the Costanza wallet.
47:48It can't fold. And it's totally worn down the leather.
47:51I've got a lot of stuff out since we slipped.
47:54Okay. I think you felt a little shame you had to.
47:57What were you saying? Was that it? Is that I lost my wallet?
48:00Yeah. My wallet came back. Got it. Thank you, coworkers.
48:03So Joshin is from a city in California known as the Salad Bowl.
48:07Ah, the Pacific Northwest. I don't know. Salad Bowl, California city.
48:10Me either. We have a fantasy league going on over a decade.
48:13For years, I've been trying to make a case to get rid of kickers, but no one ever agrees.
48:18There's always that. There's one or two guys that know the league members more than me.
48:23So when they disagree, the majority tends to listen.
48:25Classic. Classic. This one's, you know, Fairbairn and Aubrey and those guys that I'm going to.
48:29Okay. This kicker is indoors or this coach has a tendency that he's not going to go on fourth down.
48:35And, you know, especially with what kickers are doing, 60 yard plus kicks at this point, that when they're on their side
48:41of the field, on the other side of the field, they're going to have an opportunity still to score.
48:46So there are people that love it. There are obviously people that hate the randomness of it.
48:51But probably Jake Seeley is the most famous for it at this point, you know, ban kickers and his big movement that he started years ago.
48:58So if you don't like kickers, put it to a vote and get rid of kickers.
49:02You're not going to miss them. I'll tell you that.
49:05I mean, yeah, I'm very anti-kicker. I'm looking right now in this league.
49:09I guess this is all available. I'm just trying to see the scoring.
49:12It's so flat. I think the biggest reason to not use kickers is that the scoring, the exception one or two randomly
49:18before the year, like no one could tell me last year that Jason Myers was going to be the number one scoring kicker, to be honest.
49:25They would have taken Aubrey number one. He, Aubrey's scoring advantage was 187 points.
49:29It's not that much different than the kicker 15 who had 134 points.
49:33That's a huge difference. That's 50 points. Over 17 games.
49:35That's a huge difference. I mean, I think if you looked at quarterback, you could say the same thing.
49:41You probably looked at running that. It's not as flat.
49:43I don't know that I agree with that. I haven't done the studies.
49:47Like I never look, I never do kicker research like preseason or anything.
49:50But I'm sure there's some strategy. I think that if you want to do kickers, I think it kind of makes sense to take away points for misses.
49:58If you get points for bonus, yes, you should take away points for misses because sometimes we see leagues where, you know,
50:04it used to be, oh, 50-yard kicks. These are crazy.
50:07How are they going to, you know, we got to reward these 50-yard kicks.
50:11Now with 60-yard kicks, you know, you're seeing certain bonuses for it.
50:14So I agree with you. If you're going to give rewards, you also should take away some.
50:19I think personally, I think defense special teams is pretty random and stupid as well.
50:23My leagues are all no kickers, no defense special teams.
50:26I don't really like that either. Yeah. I never miss it when we do a draft that doesn't have one of those positions.
50:32I just did my first draft with it. Yeah.
50:34With it. It shows how you do without it.
50:37Right. That's two picks. Yeah. But I said to him, it was like, this is an 18-round draft and it was round 13.
50:43First two defenses. No, the plus side of it is this.
50:46Like if you want it to be as competitive as possible, I like removing those positions.
50:50But a lot of people tell me like, I want to be watching Red Zone and my kicker's on the screen.
50:56Yeah. So I totally get that. There's another player to root for.
51:00Yeah. Well, that's it for our show. No, no, no.
51:02What are you talking about with regards to tennis?
51:05I mean, you were pretty animated last night afterwards.
51:07He was. I felt very disrespected. By what? By you twisting my words post-game.
51:11I wouldn't say I twisted your words post-game. I would say you, I would say the vibe you gave me.
51:17Don't twist my words. You completely misquoted me. I would say the vibe you gave me was that you felt like you
51:23had worn down and you knew your strategy for a game and that you were going to win the rest of the games.
51:29When I was up two to one in the second set and in all reality, I dominated the three.
51:34He just broke you though. But I dominated the three points that led to that break and I missed easy gimme's.
51:40Yeah. And I did that like seven times. You didn't dominate those points.
51:43You just missed gimme's. No, I dominated points and I missed gimme's.
51:47I said, you know. There was a lot of, really, the disrespect started when Jamie said after the first, like, Adam kind of outplayed you in that set.
51:54That was insane to hear. But that wasn't true.
51:57You thought you outplayed me in the first set?
51:59No, no, no. That's not what I said. I thought that's what you said.
52:03I said, toward the end of the first set.
52:06I thought you said from the first set. You can't say anything.
52:09You have to write it down. I said, toward the end of the first set.
52:13Toward the end of the first set when he got the two points.
52:17So I think if you were up four nothing or four one.
52:20No, it was three nothing, three one, four one, four two.
52:23So four one, right? Maybe three nothing. You started to play better.
52:26He played better. I just didn't think at any point.
52:29But that's when you started breathing heavy and sweating.
52:31I still think I played better. Burping all over the place.
52:34He's talking about his indigestity. He's taking the Tums.
52:37I was finally running him around the corner. I don't agree with this either from Frank in the chat.
52:42I shouldn't have been allowed to take the Tums.
52:44I knew this would come up on the show at some point.
52:48What's wrong with taking tongue? I don't think that's a supplement.
52:51My brother said a funny thing after he called it a PD, but he had a funny thing for the word P and E that now I forget.
52:58No, I mean, it's fine. I didn't necessarily think my strategy would end up working.
53:03I was curious. I thought there was a chance that it would have paid off.
53:07You ran down two lobs that were incredible. I know.
53:09He was amazing. But I do think that if you kept that up because of how it was unfolding for you.
53:15I wouldn't be able to run those. So Taft, who's on our social team, right?
53:19Yeah, I want to hear what he said. He was, oh my God, that was impressive.
53:24He was really impressed that you were able to go get that.
53:27Those were insane. And I'm just thinking, like, if you had continued to do that, there was actually a third one that you didn't get.
53:34Yeah. And you were like, oh, great shot. He stopped running on that one.
53:38Yes. He just gave up on that. It was probably a better loss.
53:41No, I misread the ball. I thought that ball was going out.
53:44It was a perfect shot by him. That was not a mis- You also did benefit from the weather because you weren't in the middle of the sun.
53:52Without a doubt, did I benefit from the weather?
53:55Because you were huffing and puffing. I'll be the first to tell you.
53:58Without a doubt, did I benefit. But Adam, I still think, Adam, there may have been some discussion pregame.
54:03And I'll never know if this is true or not between you, Adam, and David.
54:07No. Let's get him to this fat pizza place.
54:10No, no, no. Not at all. This was, like, thick.
54:13It really was. I knew the only. Because, like, obviously, Dan's better than either.
54:17There's no disputing. I really felt like if he was guessed in 93-degree weather and I was running him around the court,
54:23that there's no- I wasn't going to straight set up.
54:25Here's what I thought. I thought I could wear him down.
54:28Here's what I thought. I said this to Dave.
54:31You were going to lose the first set. Yeah.
54:33The fact that you got two games in the first set, I thought, was pretty miraculous for you.
54:38And I had a chance. I thought- It was your best first set ever against me.
54:43But the thing that you had to do was get him exhausted in the first set.
54:47Yeah, and I didn't. And you didn't do it enough.
54:50Not quite. You didn't do it enough. Because it wasn't hot enough.
54:53It was actually, like, kind of a nice night.
54:55It was humid. It was humid. It was humid.
54:58I was so- Then you had the Tums break.
55:00The Tums break. Then you had us go on and play.
55:03And that gave him a chance to sit down and relax a little bit.
55:07Wasn't that the same time, though? Yeah. When they were playing, yeah.
55:11But that was a long break when you- There was a long break.
55:14And then I had two of my best games, I thought, to start the second set.
55:18I was finally hitting the ball out. The shots you missed in the third game of the second set, the last game we played, were easy shots.
55:26You had no business- I know. I know. No, that's not a legs thing.
55:30That's me not playing enough tennis and playing bad tennis.
55:32I mean, that's the same thing. You're not- I would miss those shots in the first set, I'm saying.
55:38But fresh in games one, too. I'm not making those shots anymore.
55:41But you were starting to get free through your racket.
55:44You got frustrated. No, that I was just mad at how bad I was playing.
55:48I did- I'm so mad I threw my racket.
55:50Frustration is frustration. The throw I don't mind as much as I did at last.
55:54I also felt- You never slam. You got to release it.
55:57If you're going to throw the racket, you got to release it.
56:01I did it. I slammed into the ground. You both slammed rackets.
56:04Well, he always does. I usually don't. I never do it.
56:07I'm just so disappointed. Some of these easy balls.
56:09I had the whole freaking court open. You can attest to this.
56:13The overheads were really tough. They were tough because the lighting made it tough.
56:17At the beginning of the match, we took a few before, and I couldn't see- Not that one of us could get it, yeah.
56:23And the balls weren't that bright to begin with.
56:26And the clay on the- It was wet clay.
56:28I mean, the clay was soaking wet. When Taff, when we started, the match was like, Taff, we're really playing on this.
56:34I'm like, is this good? He's like, it's not good, but it's- Good enough.
56:38You can play. And you notice that. I mean, Adam slipped on a point which I wanted you to do over.
56:44You wouldn't take it. And I was worried that one of us was going to get injured in the back left.
56:49I know. And the ball was slowed down by the wet clay, which I actually think helps you.
56:54I think if we get to play this challenge on hard courts one year, I'm going to be in a much better position.
57:01That's personally what I think about this. Yeah. What were you laughing?
57:04I didn't hear you laughing at all, but then I was watching it back a little bit.
57:09You guys, I feel like you were cracking up.
57:11Dave's joke. Not just, I feel like it were a bunch of jokes.
57:15Oh, well, I mean, you know me. When I get giddy, I laugh.
57:18How did I not hear that? Some of the stuff in the chat was hysterical.
57:22The chat's great. I'm trying to think. Dave's joke was great.
57:25So for those who didn't hear it, Dan is just breathing so heavy.
57:29I'm like, man, he's just huffing and puffing. I don't know if this is going to last.
57:34And he goes, yeah, it's a good thing that three little pigs run around.
57:37Yeah. I had never in my life experienced anything like that last night from indigestion standpoint.
57:42You just started burping nonstop. It was like involuntary.
57:44And I know it was mic'd up, so I didn't want to do it.
57:48I heard it on the court. It was in cross.
57:51I know, dude. It was crazy. I don't know what it was about.
57:54And I won't reference the restaurant again. Adam's favorite childhood restaurant.
57:57One that Jamie, I, myself, and Dave, none of us enjoyed but Adam.
58:01And I know Adam thinks I enjoyed it. It's fine.
58:04He had a salad. You can't mess up a salad.
58:06You need to know the truth. During the entire meal, Dan said.
58:10Not the entire meal. I had one comment. The first slice of mushroom was okay for Florida pizza.
58:15Who do you believe? The entire meal, Dan was complimenting the restaurant.
58:18Dave gets in his head because Dave hates that place.
58:21And Dan completely changed his tune. Completely. Guys, let me ask you, ladies and gentlemen listening in, let me ask you a question.
58:27I never know how to do it because I don't want to say guys anymore.
58:31You can't say it. But people listening to our show, human beings of the world.
58:35If a restaurant gives you horrific digestion, the worst you've ever had in your life by far, is that impacted in your evaluation of a restaurant?
58:42It should be. The food isn't just about how it goes down.
58:46It's how it settles as well. You know what the X variable is?
58:49Remember we learned about this stuff in chemistry or whatever and experiments?
58:52You got two people here who had the same exact food.
58:55No, you didn't. Dave didn't even eat his food.
58:58It was so bad. Forget about me and you.
59:00Me and you. We both had garlic rolls, mushroom pizza, chicken parm pizza.
59:04I was fine. You were burping and farting the whole night.
59:07Not farting. The X variable is something else that you ate.
59:10I threw up in my mouth twice during the match.
59:13We had big donations of people to pute all over the court.
59:16I didn't know where to go. And Dave is a nice place.
59:19I really didn't want to do that. That would have been terrible.
59:23All right. We got to go. Thanks so much for watching and listening.
59:26Have a great weekend. Last chance to get in the FFT Open.
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