0:00It's the Harris Fantasy Football Podcast with your host Christopher Harris.
0:04Hey everybody, welcome in. My name is Chris and this is a show about oranges and lemons.
0:09Hello there. Happy Friday. Thank you so much for being here today.
0:13You yacht possums. It's a big one. Big show.
0:16We'll continue the countdown of the flag player list and we'll have the Frag players as well.
0:21This is also my last LA based show for most of a week.
0:26I am going on a meetup tour as of Monday.
0:29When I talk to you on Monday, it will be from a Seattle hotel room after having done the first pound foolish
0:36meetup and reading on Sunday at the Mule Tavern in Tacoma.
0:39Then for Monday, I will fly to Portland for an event that evening, Tuesday Vegas, Wednesday Phoenix.
0:45All the details if you'd like to come hang out.
0:48Look in the show notes. The link works now.
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0:55There's a big old graphic giving you every piece of information you need for this tour.
1:00I will have copies of the new book with me for you to buy.
1:04And then, of course, I can sign them and personalize them for you.
1:09So, if you're planning on joining for one of these events and would like a copy of pound foolish signed, bring Venmo
1:16and I will be ready to go. As I say, I will be making shows in the morning next week.
1:22I will be, nothing's going to change except I'll be in a hotel room.
1:27So, you know, as the whole thing's going on day by day, I'll give you a briefing on how it's going.
1:34It's going to be very, very fun. Looking forward to meeting whoever does come out.
1:38Original recipe La Liga Lebowski had its auction on Thursday night.
1:42That was last night. A very fun affair. I think we all agreed it went longer than we can ever remember.
1:49There just happened to be a whole bunch of players contracts that expired at the same time.
1:54And or a bunch of players who got cut back in March.
1:58So, we just had more guys to churn through at auction.
2:02Took, I think, nearly two hours. And we made good time like we weren't dilly-dallying.
2:07Normally, that's like an hour ten max. Did I purchase myself a single running back?
2:11I sure didn't. I sure didn't. There were some.
2:14They went for a lot. And I decided not to spend it.
2:18Good luck, Jeremiah Love, Jadarian Price, Blake Coram, Jordan Mason, Kyle Monongai.
2:22I can't imagine what could go wrong with that running back group.
2:26Oh, and I am touching my fictional earpiece and being told that Jeremiah Love and Kyle Monongai are already hurt.
2:32Although that team does still have Chase and Jefferson, Drake May.
2:36Got Sam Laporta. Hopefully he's healthy. Got Cortland Sutton.
2:39The highest dollar players of the night on a salary cap of like mid-1500s.
2:43You had Saquon at 475, Derek Henry 418, two Cousin Josh, Jonathan Taylor 407.
2:4892 players up for auction. I have a lot of cap room left.
2:52That's perfect. Exactly as I planned it. Room to make trades.
2:56Room to acquire salary. Room to make the fab bids to bring everybody to their knees.
3:01We'll see if my extremely young backfield in that league is doomed or not.
3:05We had four more joint practices on Thursday. It seems to me, from the perspective of very early on Friday morning, that
3:13big injuries were fortunately less the story of the day than earlier in the week.
3:17Let's see. Let's go through them briefly. Browns Bills.
3:20So one thing, I wasn't there. I'm just reading a lot of beat reports from people I trust.
3:26Casey Concepcion has been a buzzy guy throughout camp.
3:29It sounds actually like Denzel Boston was the star of that session.
3:33And Quinchon Judkins missed the practice with a nagging injury that so far has not changed anything inside my ranks.
3:39But we'll pay attention to it. I didn't have any notes for the Bills.
3:44It sounded like Josh Allen was really good. Bears Bengals.
3:47Caleb Williams, about whom we talked on Thursday's show once again, had peaks but also had valleys.
3:53Dexter Lawrence apparently had a field day rushing Caleb Williams and even intercepted him once.
3:58Stop me if you've heard this before. Great highlights from Williams and head-shaking plays too.
4:02And Jamar Chase, Seven Nation Army, he apparently dropped a few passes in this practice and was very frustrated with himself.
4:09So obviously, huge downgrade to Jamar Chase. Saints Rams.
4:12Saints right back at it. Had a joint practice two days ago with the Cowboys.
4:17Then Thursday with the Rams. No Puka Nakua. Still dealing with a groin injury.
4:21Puka Nakua hasn't practiced in 10 days. And I'm not, you know, camp is basically over.
4:27I'm not sure we're going to get a lot of Puka Nakua practice between now and week one.
4:32He's a first-round pick. Could we get the nasty surprise for week one?
4:37The Rams are not tipping their hand yet. And I'm not making changes yet.
4:41But it certainly should be sitting in the back of your head if you're in the back of round one and you're thinking you want to take Puka.
4:50There was no Alvin Kamara. You know because he's out for at least a month in this joint practice.
4:56Chris Olave was resting. Who's going to be the backup to Travis Etienne yesterday?
5:01Apparently things got less clear because people said that Ty Chandler had a really good practice to join Kendra Miller and Devin Neal as possible candidates.
5:09I'm not acting on any of that and probably in any standard-sized league you don't need to be drafting any of those
5:16Saints backup running backs just because of lack of clarity.
5:20Devontae Adams apparently absolutely rampaged in that practice for whatever that's worth.
5:24And then the one I was really waiting for, Giants-Dolphins.
5:27And unfortunately, I'm not going to have a lot of Giants notes for you because you know what I was waiting for.
5:34I talked about it for a week now. This is about De'Von A-Chan and how bad his situation will be.
5:40You know, talked about it on Thursday's pod with Matt Harmon.
5:44It was both our number one thing. We were worried we could be wrong about.
5:49Are the Dolphins truly going to be world-historically bad?
5:52Because if they're not, then we're probably missing some draftable players on there.
5:56But neither one of us is putting a bunch of draftable players on there.
6:00So we are kind of assuming they're going to be bad.
6:04But how bad? Bad enough that we want to lower Devontae Chan.
6:08You know, I'm combing through the reports of a joint practice from the Dolphins again.
6:13And once again, Miami apparently was just really bad on offense.
6:16The Giants were in Malik Willis' face for the entire practice.
6:20They're not allowed to sack him. But Observer said, yeah, he might have been sacked like a dozen different times.
6:26Bad blitz pickup. A-Chan apparently had one run where maybe he got around the edge for a big play.
6:32Although, I guess, Abdul Carter raised his hand because he was nearby as though he thought he would have made the play.
6:40Like there's no tackling in these things. Yeah. I'm trying to be true to my word here.
6:45After the Dolphins-Commanders joint practice, I told you I wanted to wait.
6:49I wanted to see, okay, maybe that was just one bad day.
6:53But once again, you have opposing beat reporters just piling on.
6:56Maybe this is just a case of NFL reporters knowing that the expectations for the Dolphins are low.
7:02So they're going in ready to pounce. You know, they feel comfortable saying negative stuff.
7:07I don't know. These guys have been doing it a long time.
7:11I think it's likelier the Dolphins have just looked really bad in these joint practices.
7:16You can't really tell anything from a joint practice.
7:19But it's a better representation of where these teams are than exhibition games are.
7:23I truly believe that. And so I'm going to do it.
7:27I'm relenting a little bit on Devon A-Chan. He's a little further down in the ranks.
7:32The move that I just executed puts him 13th overall standard, 16th PPR.
7:36This is not a massive change. But we do those shows in July.
7:40And we talk about the things we want to pay attention to in training camp.
7:45And absolutely, A-Chan and the Dolphins was one of them.
7:49So I'm going to do it. I feel like you want to be stubborn in your opinions because you want them to
7:56be based on reality, not some ephemeral feeling of the moment.
7:59But you try to be somewhat flexible. And so he's not a bust.
8:03I'm not putting him into terrible bust territory. But yeah, there are indicators for sure that the Dolphins are going to be bad.
8:11Now, we talked with Matt on Thursday about how Malik Willis is just okay and better than he was with Tennessee.
8:18And the offensive line turns out to be better than people think.
8:22There are scenarios where it can turn out we're all just too low on Dolphins because we're not good at predicting situations beforehand.
8:29But these two joint practices have kind of convinced me, yeah, this is one of the situations that I'm kind of believing.
8:36It doesn't have a lot of hope. So my lowering of A-Chan here, it mostly just puts him in line with where most sites have him ranked.
8:45Today's kickoff. Okay, on today's show, a lot to get to.
8:48We will finish counting down the flag players list, players five through one.
8:53That will be very fun. And then Cousin Josh will join the show.
8:57And Josh will do the opposite of endorsing players.
9:00He will give you players he definitely does not love.
9:03These are the Cousin Josh Frag Players. I think you'll have fun.
9:07And I thank you again so much for listening today.
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10:02Maybe I'm just not up with the times, but who listens to podcasts?
10:07Oh, come on now. That is a great question, Troy.
10:10You are not up with the times and you were not when you said that like eight years ago or something.
10:17I mean, he didn't know how right he was.
10:20Everything's on YouTube. Who listens to podcasts? I don't know.
10:23Here we are still cranking them out after all these years.
10:26And I'm still doing flag players every dang year.
10:29You heard number 10 through number 6 yesterday. Let's keep the list going now.
10:34Number 5. At number 5, it's our last later round guy.
10:37It's Chris Rodriguez. Again, as I emphasized with the later round guys on the list yesterday, where do they get drafted?
10:44Your guess is as good as mine. It absolutely depends on your platform.
10:48If you're on Yahoo or ESPN, I don't think Rodriguez is even listed in the top 168 of their default ranks.
10:55And so maybe it doesn't go at all. For other sites, it's more like round 11, round 12.
11:01I don't know. And it's not like I know anything for sure about workload.
11:06But it seems like for a few weeks there, I sure heard a lot of people talking about how well Leon Cohen
11:13has a long history of Chris Rodriguez. And he brought him in and he wouldn't have brought him in without a reason.
11:20And then Rodriguez was slow getting started in training camp because of foot surgery.
11:24But he's been back for most of August, I think.
11:28He's been doing everything. And then LeQuint Allen just got hurt a few days ago.
11:32I don't think he's out for a real long time, but he is out for a little while.
11:38Generally, it's just so funny to me that you get these speeches out of people when they decide they don't like a player.
11:46That, oh, there's all these other guys. And then if they like a player, they go, bah, you know, who cares about those other guys?
11:54Like every team basically has other guys. And very, very few, like two or three running backs will do 70% of his team's carries or more.
12:02And it's just going to be a mix-up. And like, you know, Kyron Williams doomed because there's Blake Corum.
12:08Chase Brown, don't worry about it. Who cares about Smudgy Piran?
12:12You know, it's just actually they're all going to have someone else play.
12:16I feel like this is the same thing. I feel like everybody just decided they love Bashul Tootin and there are no threats.
12:24And so that's what the ADP suggests that, you know, you can think of Chris Rodriguez like you think of Brian Robinson.
12:31And I do not agree with that statement. You know, Rodriguez is there.
12:35He was handpicked by one of his college coaches.
12:38And he's going to play just like every other NFL backfield just about has somebody who's going to play.
12:44Some more manner of platoon. And Rodriguez is the power back.
12:48And he's pretty good at that. And he's very good at touchdowns.
12:51And so is Tootin. So like, I don't know who's getting the touchdowns.
12:56But I think Rodriguez is on the board as a possibility.
12:59He's going to play. He's going to play a bunch.
13:02I will stash that. No obligation to use him.
13:05And let's see how it works out. Number four.
13:08Okay, number four. You might remember yesterday when I selected Kyron Williams for the flag list.
13:13I said that I was fudging the round numbers a little bit because Williams overlaps pretty closely in ADP with one of
13:21the receivers I'm going to put on the list.
13:23And that receiver is 120 pounds. And now my knee hurts.
13:27I'm in space. But Jalen is blind. 120 pounds.
13:30I'm a receiver and my knee hurts so I cry.
13:33Much less crying, hopefully this year, for Devontae Smith.
13:36Smith and Kyron Williams certainly go within a round of each other.
13:40So it might just be difficult to get both.
13:43That's okay. You know, it's pretty impossible, especially with the state of ADP internet-wide, to devise a flag list where everybody's going to be able to draft everybody.
13:52There's just going to be overlap. Williams is higher in my own ranks than Devontae Smith, but they're both round two picks for me.
14:00I think they generally, both Kyron Williams and Devontae Smith, go in round three from what I've seen.
14:06You know, I said this yesterday. I would love to go like Bajon at two, Kyron, and then Devontae Smith early round three.
14:13I think that would be a great start for me.
14:16But let's talk about Smith himself. Is there any hesitation because of the hamstring in training camp?
14:22He missed nearly two weeks of camp and didn't participate in the joint practices with the Patriots the past couple days.
14:28But Smith supposedly is back doing drills, and I don't think this is anything more than precautionary.
14:34And you know it's a big role if he can handle it with no A.J.
14:39Brown there. So this is a vote from me that he can handle it.
14:43He's probably not a 170 target guy because he is slender, and you need to be careful of too much stuff in traffic.
14:51But Smith is a terrifying receiver. He is a great deep threat.
14:55He's got a great pair of hands, kitten mittens attached to his arms.
14:59I'm not saying I find him completely unimpeachable because I'm not putting him number four or whatever, you know.
15:05I really don't want Devontae Smith running a bunch of dig routes into traffic and getting blasted.
15:11But that's okay because Jalen Hurts doesn't really like to throw the dig route.
15:15I have Smith wide receiver 10. He goes wide receiver 14-ish.
15:19So I am on board. Number three. At number three, I probably have an even faster receiver than Smith, who is not
15:26as accomplished and has been frustrating for a long time, but did put it together in the second half of last year.
15:33It's Jamison Williams on the flag list for the first time.
15:36Sometimes he goes round five, even better if you can get him to last into round six.
15:42We've certainly had conversations about him, about how when Dan Campbell started calling plays for the Lions in the second half of
15:49last year, suddenly you got more than Jamison Williams running wind sprints with his arm up in the air.
15:55You got some shallow crosses out of him. You got some one-step screens out of him.
16:00He ran curls in front of too deep coverage, which is huge because there's a lot of too deep coverage.
16:07And it worked. From week 10 forward, Williams was the wide receiver 4 in standard and 5 in PPR.
16:13Do I understand how it could not work out taking him?
16:17Definitely. That's why he's not a first-round pick. Campbell is no longer calling the plays.
16:21And I sure did not love Drew Petsig as a play caller in Arizona.
16:26And if Sam Laporta's hip is healthy and he's out there as usual, that would be a difference from last year when
16:33the Lions did not have Laporta during most of Jamison Williams' really good run.
16:38And if we wind up sending Williams back out there to run wind sprints again, and he just gets frustrating from week
16:45to week, we'll probably be able to explain it by saying, yeah, it was because Laporta had returned.
16:51But if I were the Lions, based on what I observed from November onward last year, that's not what I would do.
16:58I would spread things out more. I would make sure that Williams was a significant part of my plan in a bunch
17:05of different ways, not just deep stuff. His deep speed is absolutely absurd.
17:09He's going to make some big plays. Now, he does have a pair of duck hands.
17:14That is a little scary. I don't love having the duck hands on the flag list.
17:19But sixth round, count me in 100%. Fifth round, still will do it.
17:24I was going to say, like, depending on what else I've taken before him.
17:28But fifth round, I probably do it. Number two.
17:31Number two on the flag list, I have the sprinter soldier, Bucky Irving.
17:35He is at some risk of overlapping where Jamison Williams goes.
17:39But I'm actually okay if I do Irving fourth, Williams fifth.
17:42So I'm not going to stress out too much about that.
17:46Why are we going back to the well with Bucky Irving?
17:49So I think he's so elusive. I think he might be the third most elusive running back in the league behind McCaffrey and A-chan.
17:57He's not quite the burner that A-chan is straight ahead.
18:00But in terms of cutting and making you miss, this would certainly apply to him.
18:05He's as slippery as a raindrop. When he was healthy last season, there was no question who the lead back was among
18:12Irving and Rashad White and Sean Tucker. Through four games last year, Irving was tied for third in running back touches with Jonathan Taylor and Josh Jacobs.
18:21And then he got hurt. And that's where the big question is for me, the curse of tiny bones.
18:27It is tough to handle that kind of workload at 195 pounds.
18:31And we had the foot that became a shoulder.
18:34As you remember, it was a foot injury. And then suddenly they're like, no, no, no, no.
18:40It's actually a really bad shoulder injury. And it stayed a shoulder injury because Irving would wind up having shoulder surgery this winter.
18:47But when he came back before the surgery, you know, he tried to come back and did for the final six games of the season.
18:55He did play fewer snaps because presumably he was hurt.
18:58But his workload went right back into the top 10.
19:02Now it's a new coordinator in Tampa. I'm not drawing all that many conclusions.
19:06But my feeling is, again, almost every backfield has competition.
19:09And I'm sorry. If you're terrified of Kenneth Gainwell and Sean Tucker, Sean Tucker, who when Irving was healthy last year, barely touched the ball.
19:17Boy, oh boy. Boy, I think you're terrified a lot.
19:21I think it's funny how Irving gets punished and Chase Brown, no problem.
19:25And Bajon Robinson, no problem. You know, I've said it a lot.
19:29I'm going to stop saying it now. Irving was the 13 pick last year.
19:33Remember, very early round two last year. And now he's sometimes a fifth rounder.
19:38Although I'll probably take him in the fourth. But, yeah, I just feel like we are getting now a pretty good size discount.
19:45And I wind up taking Bucky Irving a bunch.
19:48Number one. And my top flag player on the list for 2026.
19:52You don't say Zay Flowers. I swear I didn't just pick guys who have fun mixtapes.
19:57But it is Zay Flowers. He's a third round pick in almost every draft I do.
20:02So, again, is it possible to get Devante Smith and Zay Flowers on the same team?
20:08Maybe not. Here's my logic on why to put them both on the flag list.
20:12You get to choose your favorite. I'm not necessarily correct.
20:16Also, I have actually done Jameer Gibbs 1, Devante Smith 24, Zay Flowers 25.
20:20That has happened to me. But, you know, for the flag list, I don't really think you want me planting most of
20:27the flags in, like, the 10th round or the 14th round or whatever.
20:32That's just a really hard thing to hit on in a super impactful way.
20:36The really impactful players, obviously, are more likely to be earlier in the draft.
20:41So, you know, I'm going to have to wind up selecting.
20:44If I'm taking 10 guys, there's going to be several in rounds 3, 4, 5, 6.
20:49You know, there's just going to be some overlap.
20:52So, anyway, why do I put Flowers number 1 on the flag list compared to Smith when I have Smith a couple of spots higher?
21:00It's because Flowers tends to go a little bit later.
21:04So, I think he's slightly better value. I think you already know that I like Zay Flowers a bunch.
21:10Finishes wide receiver 8 last year with his quarterback limping around.
21:13He's another electric guy who doesn't have a lot of size.
21:17I think he's been snakebitten not to score more touchdowns.
21:20Feels like his career is a highlight reel of getting tackled at the 1 over and over.
21:26Yes, Derrick Henry steals the close-in stuff. There isn't a lot of overlap for anybody else.
21:31But a player as fast and quick as Flowers eventually, I think, is going to break through that 6-touchdown ceiling.
21:37It just seems small sample size. Every NFL season is a small sample size.
21:42And Lamar Jackson, have I said this recently? In the history of the NFL, nobody has a higher career average depth of target.
21:49He will push it downfield. I understand that defenses make that harder now.
21:53They're back to playing the too-deep shell and daring you to go on long drives.
21:58But Flowers isn't just a run-one-direction-deep threat. He's electric.
22:01He runs routes. He was second in the NFL last year in yards on play-action passes.
22:06Behind only last year's flag player breakout, JSN. I think there's some overlap between their games.
22:12I think touchdowns are pretty random. And I think that's the only thing that's been stopping Flowers from having a JSN-style explosion.
22:19And therefore, I think it's possible he does explode.
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23:21Viore.com slash Harris. Today's guest. The dude's a trash bag in my book.
23:25Trash bags in paradise. He's the lemon flavored Italian ice.
23:29In my mind, he's already out of the NFL.
23:31Nothing to like. I'm ashamed of myself. Mom, I love you.
23:35Mom, he loves you. Josh, that walk-up song from Samoan Football, who doesn't listen to the show anymore, but did for many years.
23:42That dates to 2015. How does that make you feel?
23:46It was the beginning days, man. That was when I was an emerging star.
23:50I wasn't quite a household name just yet, but it was the beginnings.
23:54It's part of my origin story. So it's always great to hear a throwback.
23:59Do you? So I played that because it was a request from one of the winners, Jason, who I Zoomed with on Monday.
24:06One of the pound foolish winners said, you know, I really would love to hear the Batman walk up for Josh this week.
24:14And he didn't say this week. I offered it.
24:17And I was glad to do it. He was lovely to talk to.
24:21And what I'll really say is how your voice has not changed at all.
24:25Like it could have been recorded yesterday. It's funny.
24:28Is my voice supposed to change at this age?
24:31Like from like 30 whatever to 44? Yeah. I bet you if you listen to me, I bet you it's I'm a little deeper now.
24:39Usually you get a little more. They call it stentorian.
24:43You know, you get a little more gravity in your voice.
24:46Yeah. I bet you if you listened to 2015, you'd be like.
24:50I'd probably a little higher, a little faster. Look, it's the early days.
24:54It's like, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio, Romeo, Juliet, basketball diaries.
24:58You were right there, right in the pocket for right from the very beginning with your lemon flavored Italian ice.
25:04Carlos Hyde out of the NFL. And then, of course, in a subsequent trash bag walk up, he can banana bread, banana bread Hyde.
25:12We had trash bags for many years in a row, like six years in a row or something like that.
25:18I believe 20. The last one was because Simone football was out.
25:22And then I can't remember. I'm sorry. I don't remember who kept sending them in.
25:27But the last one was Queso Fendido in 2022.
25:30So, like. I forgot about that. Yeah. Queso Fendido.
25:33Dr. Mike. All right. Well, people have heard the flag players now.
25:37They've gotten all the good into their system. And now you can inject a little bad.
25:42And let's face it. Who would you want to inject bad into your system more than the Prince of Darkness, Cousin Josh?
25:49Because I'll tell you, the flag list last year.
25:52I mean, the flag list had JSN on it.
25:55We all made a lot of money on JSN.
25:58It fortunately overlooked a lot of other sins. But it wasn't that good last year.
26:03I would, you know, compared to the two previous years, it was bad.
26:07Because the two previous years, the flag list absolutely rocked.
26:10And I'll own up to it. Chuba Hubbard is still staring me in the face.
26:15You, on the other hand, last year. Holy moly.
26:18The flag players for last year. Four for five.
26:21And this is hard. This is hard to, like...
26:24I mean, granted, you're not picking first-round guys. But, like, it's hard to pick a fourth-round player, a sixth-round player, and be like, garbage.
26:31That guy's garbage. You got four out of five garbage.
26:35The only one you missed was DeAndre Swift. You had Xavier Worthy.
26:38Garbage. You had Caleb Johnson. Garbage. You had Baker Mayfield.
26:42Garbage. You're number one. I probably, like, my jaw hit the desk last year.
26:46And it probably didn't, because we don't draft tight ends.
26:49But Brock Bowers... Where did Brock Bowers get... Can you remind me?
26:53Where did he get picked last year? I think he was in that turn, that 12-13 area.
26:59Another generational talent. I think he was before... I think he was, like, people were taking him 10.
27:05I think he was a first-round pick all the way.
27:08Like, of course, he could get to the turn in some drafts.
27:12When there were Harris listeners in the draft who would pass on him.
27:16But, yeah. You fragged Bowers as a first-rounder. And, you know, of course, he was on my bust list, too.
27:22And it's not that we didn't think he's good.
27:25And it's not... It's just we're never going to take the guy there.
27:30That was your main thing. Your speech last year was like, I'm not telling you Bowers is a terrible player.
27:36I'm saying it's a terrible idea to take him where he's going.
27:40Anyway, great job last year. A lot to live up to.
27:44Any thoughts before we start fragging these players? Yeah.
27:46Look, I'm very proud of that. I think Worthy was, like, an end-of-three pick.
27:51And Caleb was, like, a 5-6. So I feel really good about that.
27:55Last things I'll just typically say is, like, it's not the easiest thing to do.
28:00And there's so many variables still for another two weeks.
28:03I try to give myself... I try not to go past, like, round six or seven usually, unless it's something completely off.
28:10And I try to at least pick a few guys in the round three, four, five area.
28:16Yeah. You know, I have my thoughts on this.
28:19And I also try, this year specifically, I really tried to not do too much injury-related.
28:24I only think there might be one. But I was off of this guy beforehand.
28:29So I'll probably kick things off when we do do it with this person five, which I know you're not going to
28:36be on either based on your ranking. Yeah. I mean, as far as I remember, and I remember terribly, I don't think
28:43any of the guys last year you picked were injury guys.
28:47Of course, Worthy would turn out to be. Mayfield would turn out to be.
28:51Bowers would turn out to be. But that wasn't why you picked them.
28:55So that just makes it all the more impressive.
28:58When I looked up the list, because, you know, I always look up your old lists to tell you beforehand so you
29:05either maybe don't pick the same guys or at least you remember your thought process or whatever.
29:11When we looked at this one from last year, we were like, holy moly, this is one of your best performances ever.
29:18Let's see if you can top it. Who's your number five frag player for 2026?
29:23All right. I'll get this one out of the way because there are some injuries related, but you and I were off
29:30Jeremiah Love even before any of that started. His real-time ADP, Chris, is still 28, which places him in the early part of round three.
29:38Still going as RB14. Again, don't want this to be an injury podcast, but you look at some of the round one
29:45picks, I should say, like the round one running backs over the last four or five years.
29:51And even when they finished well, like think about Jameer Gibbs in 2023, they're not smooth rides, right?
29:56And that you're talking about someone right now is a superstar.
30:00People also liken this situation to Gentty last year who finished, what, 15?
30:04I don't think it's pretty similar. You talked a little bit about it, I think, when we were doing the YouTube draft with Gentty.
30:12Like the percentage of touches he got in that backfield last year, 315, I think, between 266 and my math is a little off, 311.
30:20He got like, what, 80% of the touches there?
30:23A lot different in terms of competition. He's already dinged up.
30:27They have Tyler Algier, who we just watched take carries away from Bajon Robinson, who's going to probably be the two pick
30:34in most drafts, has 1,000 yards under a season.
30:37They have an absurd first 11 games, the Cardinals.
30:40I know you and I are not going to fight about schedule, but I know you will at least agree that the Cardinals are not a good team.
30:49Coming out of the gates, double-digit underdogs ready to charge in Seattle.
30:52The last thing I'm going to say, Chris, too, is this.
30:56A lot of talk about using them in the passing game.
31:00I hear the same thing about McBride and Wilson and Harrison.
31:03I'm also working on another theory, Chris, which I think I've alluded to.
31:07At some point, these NFL teams are going to do what these loser teams do in the NBA, and I'm telling you
31:14as a loser fan of the Utah Jazz, I know how this works.
31:19One of your investments gets dinged up, and you're already sitting there, and you're like, well, we're only 1-9 anyway.
31:25And I'm not saying they're just going to sit, guys.
31:28But all of a sudden, a Larry Markin and groin injury is like, ah, maybe you want to sit down.
31:35A Jaron Jackson deviated septum. You want that nose surgery?
31:38So these things happen all the time. And when you're 1-9 and Carson Beck is in there, and you've used the top
31:45five pick on this guy, what is the use of playing him?
31:49I'm out on him. I know he's your RB22.
31:52He's my RB24. I couldn't consider him until probably that 5-6 turn.
31:56There's just too many other running backs that I think that don't have this many warts and issues and concerns with the team.
32:03So the Cardinals offense came up on Thursday's, yesterday's show with Matt Harmon as like, well, what if, you know, there's a
32:10lot built into the ranks where people are thinking that the Cardinals aren't very good.
32:15And what if they're okay? You know, what if they're fine?
32:19What does that do? Do we regret not hyping up these potentially very athletic receivers who, you know, have been pretty disappointing in their careers?
32:27And, you know, the only reason, let's face it, you and I both know Jeremiah Love is generational.
32:33Although every generation, he's generational for like gypsy moths because they come around every year.
32:38If people didn't think the Cardinals were going to stink, where do you think Jeremiah Love would be getting drafted?
32:44It would be 12. It would be 10. It would be a swing pick.
32:49It would be where Gentie went with Gentie. It was going five in some drafts by the end of last year because people can't help themselves.
32:57And so in some regards, you know me, I always kind of want to buck the trend and say, well, you know,
33:04if you're making players cheaper than they should be because you're positive the team's going to be bad, then yada yada.
33:11People know my speech. In this case, the prevailing wind to accelerate the rookie, you know, is much stronger than the wind to decelerate the Cardinals.
33:19And that's how he's still somehow with a high ankle sprain somehow to a top of round three pick.
33:26And I said to Matt, like, maybe this will wind up, you know, like bringing his ADP into reason a little bit.
33:33And Matt's like, I'm watching it in real time on Yahoo.
33:36It's not moving at all. It has gone down like in the last couple days, a couple of spots, but it is
33:43very clear that people are still on. And I understand why you're not because I'm not either.
33:49What's your number four? I guess we'll start with some comedy.
33:52I mean, the order really doesn't make a difference.
33:55We'll go with Jack Dart. I talked a little bit about him, I think, in the Almanac, as well as his, you know, his stepbrother boy, Cam Scadaboo.
34:04But we'll go with Jackson Dart today. Chris, I know it's very in vogue to bet on these Russian quarterbacks.
34:11And I got friends that think this dude's still going to be dating Sidney Sweeney at some point.
34:17Neither of these are happening in 2026 or anytime soon.
34:20I have him as my QB 16. He's going in the 80s still as like a end of round seven pick.
34:27And it just feels like this is based solely off of those 14 games when he ran in nine touchdowns in the 487.
34:34You're with me, I know, on this. I read the Almanac.
34:38I'm still unsure if he's a good passer, which I'm pretty sure is probably the most important part of thing of being an NFL quarterback.
34:46And you still have to do it to put up fantasy points, right?
34:50Right. Statue quarterbacks, everyone teases them when we see Goff and Stafford do these top six seasons pretty much every year.
34:57The guy cracked 200 yards in six games. The other thing too, Chris, is that no one ever talks about this as an injury risk with him.
35:06Like this guy's in the medical tent. I saw some tweet, like almost 40% of his starts, I think when you factor in preseason as well.
35:14They add in Matt Nagy, who just an absolute nightmare, what he did in Chicago, then sent off to the Chiefs.
35:21Didn't do the greatest in the last couple of years.
35:24Here we are now. It's also like no one is factoring in what that receiving core looks like too, where they have Malik neighbors.
35:32We're not exactly sure what that's going to look like.
35:35Cam Scadaboo's recovering from an injury. Jim Hardballs is in there.
35:39And everyone I know loves to kind of like, and this is like, yeah, man, well, he had Lamar.
35:45And like, look what that did for Lamar. First of all, Lamar Jackson also didn't really run the ball at the goal line.
35:52Like you look at his rushing TDs. They're like three, four, three, four.
35:56I think Chris, when you look at where he's going ADP wise, forget the quarterbacks, like picks after him, like Blake Corum.
36:03Like I'd rather bet on a guy like a Godwin or Kittle or even Jordan Mason, not to mention quarterbacks going after him, Stafford, Goff, Purdy.
36:12Bo Nix is probably what you're hoping for if you're taking dart and you can get these guys later.
36:18I think there's no like risk built into this.
36:21And it's all like, if his ceiling hits, he's going as QB nine.
36:25And that's where you're drafting. It just seems wild to me to use an early, you know, early eight round seven pick
36:32on Jackson dart on that offense with all these variables, the injury risk.
36:36I'm just completely out until I could see, you know, at least six, seven, eight games in them.
36:42Yeah. Everybody listening knows that I obviously agree. I have him QB 16.
36:46He's the surf movie bad guy. Pretty funny that in the preseason game, he does something kamikaze right away and gets gobsmacked
36:54and they have to send him the blue tent.
36:56It turned out, at least they say, and I probably believe that it wasn't a concussion, but just shows you that the survival instincts, survival instincts, not good.
37:06A kitten in traffic, you might say. Yeah. Great Johnny Lawrence vibes.
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38:11We are counting down Josh's frag players for 2026.
38:14It's a pointless countdown. The order doesn't matter, but it matters, Josh, so much.
38:18Bite your tongue before the break for saying that it doesn't matter.
38:22It doesn't matter at all, but it absolutely matters.
38:25Who's your number three? I feel like this one's going to sadden you, although when I give my rationale, you'll go, no, I get it.
38:33I put Harold Fannin down, and it's not because I don't like the player.
38:38So I want to preface this by saying, Chris, I love him in Dynasty.
38:42I actually tried to trade for him last night.
38:45Couldn't get him. Not because I love him this year, but long term, I really am impressed by him.
38:51I think he's phenomenal after the catch. I think he's so difficult to tackle.
38:56Great rookie season coming off those, you know, 731 yards and the 72 catches.
39:00I know Todd Munkin's a tight end friendly coach.
39:03Again, this is one of these, I think that's kind of ADP and you and I have a way that we draft tight ends.
39:11If I can get an amazing deal on a Bowers or McBride, sure.
39:15I get it. I drafted McBride last year in the mid fourth.
39:19It was awesome. But when I look and I see his real-time ADP is pick 74, and he's going before players like
39:26Carnell Tate and even guys I don't love like DK Metcalf or, you know, Brian Thomas, first, second, third.
39:32You don't even have to use the junior, Chris Wilson, Cortland Sutton, like Jonathan Brooks.
39:37Like there were players here who I could think really could influence your fantasy season.
39:42And to be someone who wants to use an early seven round pick when Dallas Goddard's going 40 picks later, like your
39:49boy Brenton Strange, 80 picks later, Juwan Johnson, 70.
39:52You can get George Kittle a round and a half later.
39:56I just think that that's not the way I'm going to draft my team.
40:00I think from a team perspective, a little bit more target competition.
40:04I know they're rookies, but people are raving about Casey Concepcion and Denzel Boston.
40:09There's capital on them as pick 24 and 39.
40:12So I think that the target volume could be a little bit different.
40:16And that quarterback situation, whether it's Watson or Sanders, Dylan Gabriel, probably get thrown in there for some comedy.
40:22I don't know. It just seems like a ton to pay.
40:26And whether it's him, like you could have put pits on this.
40:29I would have been fine with it. It just seemed like that right in that area where any of those tight ends,
40:37not named the first two that I'm not getting a good deal on.
40:41I'm just waiting. Like I'm not going to reach for Fannin.
40:44I'm not going to be the one reaching for Kraft.
40:48I know Laporta got dinged today. I just think that's a bad way to spend these round six, round seven picks.
40:54Yeah, Kraft fell out of that group for me with the comments about how, yeah, maybe by mid-season I'll be off.
41:01I saw that. I'm like, okay, I'm out. So, I mean, it's good that...
41:06I don't feel like Fannin is a must-buy or anything like that, but I actually don't hate that price.
41:12It depends on your league format. If you're talking half PPR, I would say that the Laporta, Warren, Loveland, Fannin, that's probably
41:19the group of four that comes after, in whatever order you want, that comes after the two guys.
41:25I sometimes get one. If everybody's waiting on tight end, I sometimes get one.
41:29And I understand what you mean to say, like, yeah, but four rounds later you can find Brenton Strange.
41:35And I'm like, yes. But I do have ranks and I usually just do like to stick to my board.
41:42And so if one of those guys is the highest guy left on my board, I just...
41:47I do... And usually I think it's Laporta. We'll see if there winds up being anything extra behind this injury.
41:54Or maybe we won't see and maybe we'll just be terrified.
41:57But I mean 70, right around 70 is where I would be comfortable.
42:02And to be honest, there are some places where those...
42:05Well, Loveland is way gone. Warren is way gone.
42:08The question is Laporta and Fannin. And I have them all the same.
42:12And I'll just say that's one where I'm not calling bust.
42:16I'm not... For that price, you know, we'll call it a sixth or maybe a seventh round pick.
42:21I'm actually okay with those two guys at that price.
42:25But you're not. And that's your list. So... And I'm glad your main reason wasn't I'm positive the Browns are going to suck.
42:32No. I know it like... It has to factor into us a little bit.
42:37Nobody's sitting here thinking the Cleveland offense is top 10.
42:40And so, like, it matters. It matters that Fannin isn't matched with a good quarterback.
42:45That we know of. I don't think either of those guys is good.
42:49Other stuff that you're saying... Yeah. Go ahead. I was going to say, I really was close to putting Kraft on this for the same thing.
42:57I have him in the same tier as you with Laporta and Kraft and him.
43:02But it felt like I was taking an easy way out with this stuff.
43:07I was like, yeah, you know, we should be able to ramp him up.
43:11And I'm like, all right. I don't want to use that as part of it.
43:16But, yeah, it's the same thing. I wouldn't be using...
43:19I lowered Kraft. I lowered him a lot. He's not in that tier anymore for me.
43:24Now I have him next to Brenton Strange, Jawan Johnson, Kyle Pitts.
43:28It's like, I'm... I had going into the... If people open the almanac, he's listed as my tight end three.
43:35And they were all next to each other. But he was my choice of that group.
43:40He was awesome when he was... Before he got hurt last year.
43:44In that little stretch, he was awesome. And we love him being a full-time tight end.
43:49You know, he doesn't come off the field kind of guy.
43:53But now, you know, I just... I don't need to be playing Salvation Army on guys who are like, Yeah, they're telling
44:00me I'm probably not going to play that much.
44:03You know, okay. I did a double take at your rankings.
44:06Because I was like, wait, Kraft is seven now?
44:09Because I was like, if I put Kraft in this, I'll just have to fight with Chris.
44:15Because I know he has him as three. And I was like, wait, oh, he has him seven too.
44:21So it's like, all right. Yeah, down. All right.
44:24Who's your number two frag guy? All right. You call him the Sprinter Soldier.
44:28Oh. Hold on. I call him Bucky Turding. I mean, buddy.
44:32I know. This might be the first time it's ever happened.
44:35I know what you're going to say. He's a flag player.
44:39He's a flag player? Yeah. Wow. And I thought about it.
44:42And I was like, I know when I put this on here, I said, Chris is going to have him as a flag player.
44:50And I'll give you my thoughts. And again, I think by week three or week four, one of us is going to be really right.
44:58And we're going to go, well, of course. Yeah.
45:01I mean, like he wasn't healthy last year and now Wirfs is back and it's a healthier team.
45:07And it's like, or we're going to go, oh yeah, this, we kind of saw this coming at the end of last year.
45:14But I'll give you my take because I already know that you went through some flag players.
45:20You touched on the Almanacs with the tiny bones stuff at the end.
45:24And it's like, you know, I think this is going to be a make or break it season.
45:30What we do with Bucky moving forward, 5'10", 195 frame.
45:33He came back from that injury right last year and he just didn't have that explosiveness.
45:38Obviously dinged up. Who knows if he was healthy?
45:41I think those six games that we saw him, including the playoffs, like just one rushing touchdown.
45:47I know we're not yards per carry gurus on this show, but when you, you know, you fail to average four in any of those games.
45:55I know the volume was there, but like, man, zero rushing attempts within the five yard line last year at any point.
46:02Tucker had nine, Rashid White, Rashid White, Rashad White had eight.
46:06I just get really concerned a little bit about the usage, a little about his ability to stand up in that explosiveness.
46:13I think you can basically say the Rashad White work is probably going to be taken over with Gainwell.
46:19And I don't think you're going to sit here and say, yeah, you don't disagree.
46:24I also don't think you sit here and just say, oh, well, Gainwell's there.
46:29That's the end of it for, for Bucky Irving.
46:31I'm not saying that, but I do think you're going to say he's going to be caught 73 balls.
46:38They're bringing him in to catch balls. And again, I think Sean Tucker's going away.
46:42I don't know what the Zach Robinson offense looks like.
46:46I saw the Tyler Algier stuff last year with a talented running back and he had no problem playing him near the goal line.
46:53I have an issue again where I like Bucky, but I think he's more in that Jalen Warren, Stevenson area who are
47:01going at like 68, 75 and he's still going off as a round four player.
47:05Yeah. He's not going at 12 to 15 like last year, but you're not getting much of a discount.
47:12I know. And that's the thing for me. I don't think you're getting that much of a discount.
47:17You and I will differ on him. I just think there's a ton of risk.
47:22Okay. I mean, I understand your perspective on everything you said, except for that last part.
47:27That's just wrong. You are absolutely getting me in a disc.
47:31You said he went 12 last year and now he's going 46 or 48.
47:36Or I mean, I called him a fit. I'm fudging by calling him a fifth round pick.
47:41Like if get him in the early fifth grade.
47:44It's end of four, early five. Yeah. Like, how is that not a discount?
47:49It is by definition a discount. It's, it's, there's a reason behind it.
47:53There's your, the discount is happening because people got scared by him being small and getting hurt last year, but it is a discount.
48:00It's a huge discount. I think he belongs. Here's the thing.
48:04I looked at where you have him ranked. My ranking with him is way more with those guys like, um, like Montgomery
48:11and Warren and Stevenson and that group. And I think those guys are more like round six picks because I think you've
48:18moved so far away from the mic that we're stopping, starting to lose you.
48:23No, I'm saying I haven't ranked more with Warren and Stevenson and that group of guys.
48:28And I just kind of don't have him in that, not as close as the, that Kyron group at like the three,
48:35but I just think he's more of a rank 24 to 25 back.
48:39And I know you and me are going to differ because I just don't think that explosiveness and that, and those group
48:46of guys that he's with are going to give him that ability to excel to a high end RB two or potentially an RB one.
48:55So I'm out on them. Yeah. I'm not trying to convince you to be in on them.
49:00I understand where you're coming from. I think all those reasons are reasons that everybody now uses to pick on a running back they've decided not to like.
49:09And the, that, the reasons being, well, look at all those other players.
49:13There's so many other running backs. The people who don't like Kyron say, look at Blake Corum, but they don't look at
49:20Bijan and say, look at Brian Robinson. I'm going to tell you right now, Brian Robinson is getting 30% of the carries.
49:28He is just, that's what happens. You know, they look at, um, they look at Jalen Warren and they go, I'd love
49:35to love him, but Rico Dowdle's in the way they look at, you know what I'm saying?
49:40Like, I don't find it to be an original thought, I guess I would say to say, wow, that you mean you're kidding.
49:48There are other running backs on that roster. Uh huh.
49:51Interesting. You know, like the fact is Buck Yirving, I'm not telling you you're wrong.
49:56I'm saying, I don't think that's a great reason.
49:59Buck Yirving, when he was healthy was a 20 plus touch guy every single week.
50:03Even when he came back and he needed shoulder surgery, but hadn't had it yet.
50:0820 touches a game. I just, I don't really think now they could change.
50:13They might, if they decide, um, we've been, we've been slapped upside the head because we made a big mistake in trying
50:20to over rely on this guy and it's time to turn into more like of a 10 to 15 touch guy, then I'm biffing it.
50:28There's no question. Um, it's tough to know usage beforehand.
50:31And I think what maybe this comes down to is you just, you're worried that might happen.
50:37Yeah. And that's what I was about to ask you.
50:40I was going to say, I don't know if you're going to get the divine H and situation where it's tiny bones,
50:47but they're fine giving him this workload and he's held up.
50:51And that's something I'm factoring into, which is, I don't know behind the scenes, none of us work with the bucks.
50:57So it's like, we're not going to know. Are they sitting here saying like, look, part of the reason this guy got
51:05dinged up and he wasn't what he was in year one and didn't have the explosiveness is he can't handle this.
51:11Pay the price. And I know you and I differ.
51:15You're saying, yeah, it's a massive discount. It's three rounds different this year.
51:19And I'm saying it should be more like five.
51:22Yeah. I mean, yeah. You're saying you want more of a discount to take him, but it is a discount.
51:28You have to admit it is just, Oh, it's a discount.
51:32I think this is the first time it's ever happened.
51:35I would have to go back and look, but I don't remember a time.
51:40And you did, you thought he might be a flag player, but I didn't talk about him on Thursday.
51:46I talked about him today. So you haven't heard me talk about him today.
51:50Uh, that is, that is something. Um, I looked at your ranks and I was like, I think, yeah, he's number two on the list.
51:58Uh, I've said all I, all I need to say.
52:02And I don't think your argument, I mean, I don't love the argument that I'm worried about the other guys.
52:08Cause I just think everybody has other guys. Certainly anybody, any running back you're taking in the fourth or fifth round has other guys.
52:16Come on. You know, um, like quinch on Judkins.
52:19We're all, Oh, quinch on Judkins full bore. No problem.
52:22Yeah. Dylan Sims is going to play most third downs, you know?
52:26So like everybody's got a guy, but I understand your other points.
52:30And the tiny bones part is very nervous. The red zone stuff concerns me as well.
52:35I know your point is, again, you could take some TDs in from 25, 30.
52:40If he has that explosiveness, you don't need those goal line touches.
52:44Barkley doesn't get all those goal line touches either.
52:47So I get it. Right. Yeah. He's a, I mean, that's my point on Irving is man, he's a monster, but he
52:54is small to do what he does. And if he gets hurt again, it blows up in my face.
53:00Hopefully you don't have him. You don't have anybody.
53:03I picked as a flag player for your number one.
53:06Who is your number one? I know. I know for a fact you don't.
53:10And I probably could have done this guy as five and you know who it's going to be because I've been pooping all over this dude.
53:19Can I, can I say it before? Can I say it?
53:22It's rushy rice. Chris. I don't know, man. This guy's ADP is 30.
53:27He's going as wide receiver 12. I have him wide receiver 26.
53:31This is probably the only player that is completely off board for me.
53:35Like no matter where he gets to, I can't draft him.
53:38Again, I know he's off board because there's no chance that he's going to get to round six or seven where I would even consider him.
53:47It's just amazing to me during my entire career, Chris, playing fantasy football.
53:51I thought about this. He is the only person who gets this much positive praise with zero results.
53:57Like this has been going on for three years.
54:00He's never broken a thousand yards. He's got absurd off the field issues with jail time.
54:05I would Hollywood comp him to Shia LaBeouf. Like this is the Shia LaBeouf of wide receivers, Chris.
54:11Then we get, then we have Pat Mahomes who KO'd this dude.
54:15We don't even talk about the injury. Like he was Bill Goldberg, WWE, just speared him, knocked him out.
54:21He's got an off the field scope again this year.
54:24He's rehabbing in jail. And we're like, oh yeah, man, who cares?
54:28He's like, wide receiver one. The guy comes out.
54:31It's just, it's, we just make any excuse for him on earth.
54:35He does 571 yards last year. We're like, nah, it's cool.
54:38Yeah. Just project that for 17 games. Here's my question for you, Chris.
54:42We do all these amazing projections for Rashi Rice.
54:45How come no one goes ahead and goes, Christian Watson, do the exact same thing for him and put him in round three.
54:53Like he goes 36 picks later. He's never done it.
54:56He's hurt. But at least we factor in the risks for him and we go, well, he's got these bionic legs and
55:03he's learned how to run and he got cool plasma treatment.
55:07So we're going to make him in the sixties or seventies, but not Rashi Rice.
55:11Who's just consistently had off the field problems every single year.
55:15And I know the reason it's because he has a chief's helmet on.
55:19If this guy was doing, you know, the stuff that Calvin Ridley was doing or any of these other guys who have
55:26off the field issues, it'd be absurd. You need a perfect ride with this guy.
55:31And what's incredible is like, you look at the string of receivers that go after him.
55:36It's like Devonta Smith, like Zay Flowers and Higgins and like neighbors.
55:40Like I'd rather bet on neighbors. At least I've seen him do this.
55:44And he's an extreme talent. And I'd rather bet on him being healthy than a slant merchant who's got all these different issues off the field.
55:53And people go, man, but dude, it's Pat Mahomes.
55:56I don't know. The same people are saying this and putting Pat Mahomes is what the QB 15, 17.
56:02So none of this makes sense to me. I'm completely out, completely off board.
56:06Want nothing to do with Rashi Rice. Yeah, me too.
56:10Very, very clearly agree. And another one I brought up yesterday with Matt was a sub like, because I'm making the assumption
56:17that the Chiefs are not suddenly rebounding and being amazing after really all of last year, not being amazing.
56:23And you could argue half of the previous year, they go to the Super Bowl, but didn't feel like that offense was
56:30humming by the time they got there. Where, if I'm, if we're, you know, Matt and I, we kind of commiserated.
56:37We're both building in like reasonable expectations for the Chiefs.
56:40But the market doesn't seem to be when it comes to Ken Walker or Rashi Rice.
56:45And I said that to Matt and Matt goes, now hold on, Ken Walker, I'm love.
56:50And I'm like, oh, you and cousin Josh need to do a podcast together.
56:55Uh, but, but it's what, what was occurring to me was, um, it couldn't be all situation you're freaked about because I
57:02know you would take Walker at 12 or 13 maybe.
57:05So it's, it's not all situation. It's also Rice himself.
57:09It's Rice himself. Like I think Kenneth Walker in the middle of the second, like his ADP is 19.
57:15Like that's completely fine to me. Like, I think you could start talking about him and, you know, depending the formats in the middle of the second.
57:24And it's like, I'm fine with that. But it's just, it's not where he goes though.
57:29He goes. Well, I think you have now experts pushing him up into that turn, right?
57:34Like these drafts, but in standard, I'd say in half PPR, he's what?
57:38Looking really quickly right now. I can't find it.
57:41Yeah. 17. Yeah. Yeah. 17. But I, all I know is he's never there.
57:46He's never there at 17 when I'm drafting right now with, with all these wise guys.
57:51But anyway, this isn't about Walker. I brought it up just by way of saying you're, you're concerned about the chiefs, but clearly you're okay with Walker.
57:59So it, this is a lot more about rice himself and, and it is a, it's a PPR scam.
58:06Matt said it yesterday. You know, he's, he's the lowest, he's going to have the lowest ADOT in the league.
58:12It's going to be a 3.2 or whatever. It's gonna be a bunch of screens and slants.
58:18And, you know, Amon Ra makes it work, but like it's, it's, he not Amon Ra.
58:23Yeah. He's not. And I still haven't seen it yet, Chris.
58:26Again, it's just such small sample sizes. Well, his rookie year was pretty good.
58:31I mean, it was almost a thousand yard, seven touchdowns.
58:34If, if somebody does a thousand yard, seven touchdowns now in, in today's NFL, three years later, that's, that's wide receiver, like
58:4117, which is, that's the real problem with receiver right there.
58:45That just, how many guys are going to get it to a thousand yards?
58:49It's not going to be that many. And how many of those are going to have more than like four or five
58:56touchdowns, even fewer that, that position is a mess.
58:59Truly a mess. I mean, it's, it's a, it's a mess in that there's so many good players that they, that the production is just crazy spread out.
59:08But unless like maybe you and I will convene in a month and talk about, can you believe what they're using, using
59:15Rishi Rice now, man, it's play action. It's he's running seam routes.
59:19He's going down the field. We're going to feel foolish, but that is not.
59:24Yeah. Call me when that happens. Yeah. I haven't seen this guy do it yet.
59:29And ever since Pat Mahomes speared him, I don't know, man.
59:32All right. Well, I am the, the real shock on there was that you had a flag player on there, not knowingly,
59:39but real shock that we came at it from a completely different perspective, but that's good.
59:45That's like, that's a creative friction as they say.
59:47So now people have no idea what to do with Bucky Irving.
59:51Choose your side. No idea. This show is completely in the middle on Bucky Irving because one person thinks they're the number two value on the board.
60:00And one person's like, I wouldn't touch him if his hair was on fire.
60:05All right. Well, very fun. Good job. When I speak to you next week, I will have freshly returned from my sojourn
60:12out in the great world meeting folks. So next week, what the heck do we do with you next week?
60:18You're around, right? You're on vacation. I'm here. I'm here.
60:21Oh no. Next week is warp zone. Come on.
60:24Warp zone. Give me some Mario brothers. I'm in on that.
60:28All right. Well, we're going to get warped with Josh next week.
60:32Thanks for doing it. Always a pleasure. And thank you so much for listening.
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61:17So the last remaining order of business for this week is to pick a winner.
61:22Another pound foolish pre-orderer has won. I've done another random drawing.
61:26I'm getting very familiar with the random number generator that the Google search engine contains.
61:31And we still don't have all that many entries.
61:34Like I think the quest for the bestseller list.
61:37I don't know. I don't want to give up hope.
61:40Maybe everybody's like just keeps forgetting. Here we are at the end of the show and you're working out or you're driving.
61:47I'm reminding you pre-order. Send me a, send me a screenshot, get bribed.
61:51Um, but yeah, we haven't sold enough books. Um, but anyway, who cares?
61:55A lot of people have bought it and I appreciate it and hopefully many people will once we get past the pre-order area too.
62:03Anyway, the winner of a Zoom session with me, probably, hopefully either on Friday or Saturday because otherwise I'm going to be indisposed.
62:11It is Gerald Gibbons who I have already emailed probably by the time Gerald has heard me say his name, but, uh, congratulations.
62:18A Zoom session with me. Remember, there's still several prizes to come.
62:22We've got two more weeks of this and the big one is going to be someone gets to come on the show
62:29and actually talk with me on the show. You can interview me for a few minutes, uh, on the podcast.
62:35So boy, oh boy. I mean, clearly need to get, get on that.
62:40Uh, all you have to do is go to HarrisFootball.com.
62:43Look up pound foolish. There's links to places where you can pre-order the reason it matters to pre-order at non Amazon sites is the other sites.
62:51All they told all the sales of pre-orders up until the first week.
62:55And so after the book launches, it's just a weekly bestseller list, but before the book launches, anything you get before that
63:03first week all counts in the first week. So we were trying, I don't know, maybe we'll still get there.
63:09Maybe, maybe y'all come through and order, you know, a thousand books between now and the end of the month.
63:16Probably not given how it's gone, but I love you anyway.
63:19You're the best. And Gerald, congratulations. We will zoom.
63:22That's going to do it for this week. You've heard the flag players, but there's many more to come.
63:28Bunch of lists next week. I know we're doing busts.
63:31We just talked about warp zone. Super deep sleepers is coming.
63:35It's going to be an awesome week and most of it's going to be done from hotel rooms.
63:41We'll see how that goes and make sure please do come out and see me on the tour.
63:47Until then, thanks again so much for listening. Your hat is awesome.
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