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The Ringer Fantasy Football League Live Draft

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1 min
Duration
Estimated from transcript
Aug 29, 2026
Published
Sat, August 29, 2026
61
Player insights
45
Players mentioned
Topics
A.J. BrownPuka NacuaChase BrownChristian McCaffreyJalen HurtsJames CookJosh AllenJustin JeffersonKyler MurrayLuther BurdenRashee RiceBijan RobinsonBrandon AiyukBrian Thomas Jr.
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A.J. Brown

PositiveProjection0:03

Speaker expresses strong conviction that A.J. Brown will bounce back and deliver elite production, framing him as a cornerstone of a great receiving core; the repeated emphasis ('A.J. Brown's going to be incredible') signals high confidence in his upside despite prior season concerns.

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PositiveProjection0:03

AJ Brown is expected to be legitimately incredible this year.

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NegativeProjection0:55

A.J. Brown was drafted early but panelists expressed conditional optimism about his value, with one noting 'if A.J. Brown bounces back, you just have like a great receiving core,' suggesting uncertainty about his performance recovery but upside if healthy.

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PositiveProjection27:00

Bill Simmons expressed love for AJ Brown but chose Jamar Chase at pick 3 instead, indicating he believes Brown will still be available later in the draft. Simmons was criticized for lacking courage to follow through on his AJ Brown conviction at pick 3, suggesting he views Brown as a strong value target in later rounds.

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Bijan Robinson

PositiveProjection25:00

Cousin Sal selected Bijan Robinson at pick 2, the second overall selection. Sal noted that while the Falcons were shamed yesterday, he wanted to shake things up and took Robinson despite conventional wisdom suggesting not to take a Falcons player second overall.

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Brandon Aiyuk

NegativeValue0:04

Aiyuk was available on the board during the draft, indicating he fell to a later round than typical ADP, though no specific take on his value or role was provided.

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Brian Thomas Jr.

PositiveBreakout0:04

Thomas had an amazing rookie year but dropped off; however, the drafter believes the best is still to come and attributes the decline to mental factors rather than physical limitations, viewing him as physically more gifted than peers and a breakout candidate.

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Brock Bowers

PositiveValue0:02

Bowers is selected as a premium tight end in a three-receiver flex league strategy focused on pass catchers; the drafter expresses contentment with punting running backs entirely and going all-in on pass catchers, with Bowers as a key component of that approach.

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CeeDee Lamb

NegativeRole0:50

CeeDee Lamb was drafted as part of a receiver-heavy strategy alongside A.J. Brown and Rasheed Rice, with panelists noting the receiver-heavy approach could work if A.J. Brown bounces back.

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Chase Brown

NegativeRole0:02

Chase Brown is mentioned as a player the drafter will watch on their roster; no specific fantasy analysis or projection is provided, only acknowledgment of his presence on the team.

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NegativeValue0:02

Mentioned in draft discussion with a comment to 'be quiet about Chase Brown,' suggesting either a contrarian take or a player the speaker wants to avoid discussing openly in the draft context.

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NegativeRole0:03

Chase Brown is part of Craig's draft roster alongside James Cook, Luther Burden, and Drake May; the team composition doesn't immediately stand out but is expected to feel strong by week eight.

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Chris Olave

NegativeRole0:02

Olave is mentioned as a player the drafter will watch on their roster; no specific fantasy analysis or projection is provided, only acknowledgment of his presence on the team.

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Christian McCaffrey

NegativeValue0:35

Christian McCaffrey is noted as 'falling' in the draft, with a speaker commenting 'McCaffrey's falling. We talked about this yesterday.' This suggests the team anticipated McCaffrey would be available later than typical ADP, presenting him as a value opportunity. Tate subsequently picks McCaffrey, and while another speaker expresses concern about his leg durability ('Already a sore leg, bum leg' and '400 bazillion carries'), the pick is made without hesitation, indicating confidence in the value despite durability questions.

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NegativeProjection26:00

Bill Simmons explicitly rejected Christian McCaffrey at pick 3, stating he would not take him despite McCaffrey being healthy last year and practicing next to an electromagnetic device. This signals skepticism about McCaffrey's value at the top of the draft, even after a healthy 2023 season.

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Christian Watson

PositiveValue0:04

Watson was selected as a solid receiver option, paired with Mike Evans in a two-receiver haul during the mid-to-late rounds.

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D.J. Moore

NegativeBust0:03

DJ Moore has been in the burn book three out of the last four years; the drafter famously hates him and is buying into the theory that he hated playing with Caleb Williams.

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D'Andre Swift

PositiveValue0:04

Swift is described as an unsexy but good pick in the late-round running back tier, representing solid value when the position has fallen off a cliff.

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Dak Prescott

PositiveProjection0:05

Prescott was selected based on projection of 4,500 passing yards and 40 touchdowns, making him the only remaining quarterback on the board with that level of upside; this was chosen over Jaden Daniels.

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DK Metcalf

NegativeBust0:04

Metcalf was explicitly avoided with strong language ('Never. Not with a 10-foot pole'), reflecting a fade on the Steelers receiver due to general frustration with the Steelers offense and unpredictability.

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Drake Maye

PositiveProjection0:03

Drake May is expected to be incredible this year; a draft pick taken early in the quarterback run with conviction that he will perform at a high level.

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Drew Allar

PositiveProjection0:03

Drew Aller looks really good and was dealing; he faces the Jets' fourth-string secondary.

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Ja'Marr Chase

PositiveProjection27:00

Bill Simmons selected Jamar Chase as the first receiver off the board at pick 3, signaling confidence in his elite receiver status despite earlier debate about AJ Brown. Simmons explicitly rejected Christian McCaffrey at pick 3 and chose Chase instead, indicating strong conviction in Chase's value at that draft position.

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Jadarian Price

PositiveProjection0:04

Price is favored among a group of late-round running backs because the Seahawks are expected to win games, which should create more offensive opportunities and volume for the running back.

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Jalen Hurts

NegativeBust0:05

Hurts was explicitly avoided by one drafter who stated 'I don't hate him, I just don't want him on the team,' indicating a preference fade despite acknowledging his talent; he was passed over for Trevor Lawrence.

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NegativeValue0:10

JSN (Jalen Hurts) was mentioned as a draft target in the context of avoiding Puka Nakua. The speaker indicates they were planning to draft JSN but were concerned about Puka being taken, suggesting JSN is a valued alternative at the receiver position.

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James Cook

NegativeRole0:03

James Cook is part of Craig's draft roster alongside Chase Brown, Luther Burden, and Drake May; the team composition doesn't immediately stand out but is expected to feel strong by week eight.

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PositiveValue4:00

Speaker identifies James Cook as the 'most underrated running back' and notes he was 'really good last year,' suggesting he represents value in the draft. Another speaker indicates they would have taken him as early as the fifth round, implying strong confidence in his draft position.

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Jameson Williams

PositiveValue0:03

Williams was selected as a fourth receiver and praised as a great pick; the rationale is that it's easier to find a running back during the season than a top-quality receiver, making receiver depth a priority.

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Javonte Williams

PositiveValue0:03

Javante Williams was drafted early and described as a top-10 running back option, with one panelist noting 'He's top 10' in response to discussion of his draft positioning and value.

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Jayden Daniels

NegativeRole0:04

Daniels was passed over in favor of Dak Prescott; there is concern about his rushing volume and a preference that he not run, though his rushing ability is acknowledged as elite when he does.

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Joe Burrow

PositiveProjection0:03

Joe Burrow is taken in the quarterback run; the drafter loves him as an LSU player and considers him their GOAT, driven by college football fandom and personal connection to LSU.

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Josh Allen

PositiveValue0:01

Josh Allen is drafted as a star quarterback; the drafter, a Jets fan, explicitly values Allen for his star power and the appeal of watching him play twice per season, prioritizing roster enjoyment and star talent over optimal draft strategy.

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NegativeRole0:01

Josh Allen is mentioned in the context of Bill's draft mistake from the previous year, where Bill took Jamarches instead of Josh Allen in a super flex/2 QB league. This is presented as a significant error that cost Bill the league, indicating Josh Allen's value in 2 QB formats.

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Josh Jacobs

NegativeInjury0:03

Josh Jacobs was charged with two misdemeanors (not a felony); the source discusses potential suspension implications and notes he may not be available for immediate play.

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Justin Jefferson

PositiveValue0:02

A speaker has been bullish on Jefferson all summer and explicitly recommends taking him, noting that one of the picks has to be Jefferson and that the drafter believes in him.

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PositiveProjection0:03

Justin Jefferson is part of a strong early-round team construction that 'leaps off the page' when all pieces are healthy; positioned as a cornerstone receiver in a roster with Saquon Barclay and Malik Neighbors.

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Kyler Murray

PositiveProjection0:02

Described as going to be awesome, indicating positive outlook on his upcoming performance.

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NegativeValue0:03

Kyler Murray is mentioned as a quarterback the drafter did not want to be stuck with; the drafter took an early quarterback to avoid being forced to draft Murray late.

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Kyren Williams

PositiveValue0:03

Joe House selected Kyron Williams in the draft, describing it as 'good value,' suggesting the running back was available at a favorable ADP relative to his talent tier.

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Lamar Jackson

NegativeInjury0:03

Lamar Jackson has a herniated disc; the source notes this as a health concern during draft discussion.

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Luther Burden

NegativeRole0:03

Luther Burden is part of Craig's draft roster alongside James Cook, Chase Brown, and Drake May; the team composition doesn't immediately stand out but is expected to feel strong by week eight.

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NegativeInjury0:03

Luther Burden tweaked his groin during preseason but has recovered; speaker confirms he is back and looks good, noting smooth gait and ability to cut without concern.

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Marvin Harrison Jr.

PositiveRole0:04

Harrison Jr. was selected and praised as a solid pair of hands receiver; the pick is supported by his father's background and the drafter's confidence in his receiving ability.

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Mike Evans

PositiveValue0:03

Evans was picked at pick 60 and defended as a good value despite injury concerns; he had seven to eight weeks of strong production last year and is a Hall of Famer with eight seasons of 1,000 yards and approximately 100 touchdowns, a Super Bowl ring, and clear Hall of Fame credentials.

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Parker Washington

PositiveValue0:04

Washington was selected and praised as a great pick, with surprise that he made it to that point in the draft, indicating he was undervalued relative to expectations.

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Puka Nacua

NegativeBust0:01

Speaker explicitly avoids drafting Puka this year despite having a positive fantasy experience with him last season, citing injury risk ('being in jail in week three') as the reason for not repeating the experience. The speaker frames opting into Puka again as 'opting into the worst experience of the thing you enjoyed last year,' indicating significant downside concern about durability.

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PositiveValue0:02

Nakua is characterized as an excellent receiver and star talent; the drafter notes personal reservations about his character but acknowledges his elite receiving production, supporting his value as a star player to roster.

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NegativeInjury0:03

Puka Nacua is mentioned in context of potential commissioner's list placement due to injury or suspension concerns, similar to Josh Jacobs.

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NegativeBust31:00

Mallory Rubin, last year's league winner, explicitly stated she will not draft Puka Nacua this year despite having a joyful fantasy experience rooting for him last season. She cited the risk of Nacua being in jail in week three, indicating serious concern about his off-field legal issues and availability. Rubin won last year partly because of Puka's production but is now avoiding him to prevent repeating that low.

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Quentin Johnston

PositiveRole0:05

Johnston benefits from playing for Jim Harbaugh, who coached against him in college at Michigan; Harbaugh has a history of favoring players he remembers from college matchups, which increases Johnston's target share and role.

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Quinshon Judkins

NegativeRole0:04

Judkins is a great individual player, but the Browns team situation is poor; he didn't show up for practice four days before the draft, which prompted a downgrade in evaluation.

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Rashee Rice

PositiveValue0:02

Rice was noted as having been great last year and was mentioned as a player someone had on their team, suggesting strong recent performance and draft consideration.

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NegativeInjury0:50

Rasheed Rice was drafted in round three but panelists noted concern about his recovery from knee injury, with one observing 'he looks pretty slow in all these preseason videos,' raising questions about his rehabilitation and readiness despite being drafted relatively early.

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Rhamondre Stevenson

PositiveValue0:05

Stevenson was selected as a rock solid pick in the running back tier; the drafter acknowledged it's not ideal to root for the Patriots but accepted the pick as a strong value.

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Sam LaPorta

PositiveValue0:05

Laporta was selected as a good tight end pick; he's described as a solid option though not at the level of Kyle Fitz, and he's noted to have injury concerns that may land him on injured reserve in week one.

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Saquon Barkley

PositiveValue2:00

Speaker expresses strong enthusiasm for Saquon Barkley this year, calling him a 'total badass' and stating 'I love him this year,' suggesting confidence in his draft value despite being available in the draft.

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Tee Higgins

PositiveBreakout0:03

Speaker expresses strong personal conviction in Tee Higgins, stating 'I fucking love watching this guy play football' and highlighting that Higgins adds three games per year where he plays at an elite level; framed as a pick driven by love of his play rather than pure value, suggesting upside potential.

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Trevor Lawrence

PositiveProjection0:05

Lawrence was selected late and finished fifth in fantasy points among all players last year, making him a strong value pick at his ADP; he was chosen over Jalen Hurts and Jaden Daniels.

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Trey McBride

PositiveValue0:02

McBride is being targeted as a premium tight end option in this draft; the speaker notes that quarterback uncertainty ("Who's throwing the ball to McBride? I don't know") did not diminish his production last year, supporting his selection as "the biggest stick" tight end available.

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Tucker Kraft

PositiveValue0:05

Kraft was selected as a tight end option, indicating he was available in the later rounds and represents value at the position.

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0:00My name is Danny Heifetz. I am joined here by Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessy, Dave Chang, Joe House, Cousin Sal, Bill Simmons,
0:00Craig Horlbeck, Danny Kelly, Tate Frazier, Van Lathan, and Mallory Rubin.
0:00And we have a great draft here where almost nobody else's voice is going to crack for the rest of the show.
0:00And we have some wrinkles ready here, including, you'll notice, no technology, no phones, no laptops.
0:00It's for Mallory Rubin's request. I just think that this is fascistic and shameful and contrary to the spirit of the exercise.
0:00Fascistic, that sounds like fascistic, but it's fine. Well, it's the brand.
0:00I get why you're mad because you came in first place, right?
0:00You won last year despite all the complaining. But unlike you, I like to think about other people and what is best for the collective.
0:00Well, I'm glad you said that because speaking of thinking of other people, and this makes it a little awkward, we actually do have something for you, Mallory.
0:00Oh, you're going to acknowledge my title? All right, so Mallory, you did win.
0:00So we actually did get you something. I can't give her a man.
0:00As you said, we have something for you, and this guy walks off.
0:00All right, that's going to be fun. Do I magically lift this?
0:00It's a J-Head bug. It's a trophy. I think it's a trophy.
0:00I'm going to ignore what Bill said. Here we go.
0:00Oh. Damn. Did this guy have been briefed? How'd you guys see that?
0:00Oh, he's got a great trophy. It's a cup.
0:00Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. So like you, every year, whoever wins gets put on their Stanley Cup.
0:00And it's going to be a Stanley Cup where she has it for a year, and then assuming this league doesn't collapse and everyone kill us.
0:00Then you're going to give it back and you'll name it and I'll get it for you.
0:00This is great. Wonderful. Wonderful. Nice. Okay. Beautiful. Thanks, guys.
0:00I think I charged some of the reasons. Actually, Crystal Images gave us a discount, so don't worry.
0:00Thanks. The other thing, the other wrinkle here in addition to the no technology by Mallory's request is we have the pick your own punishment.
0:00We're bringing pick your own punishment back, which again, everyone's so happy about it.
0:00Another popular wrinkle. And again, because we can't get everyone shockingly to agree on a punishment, we're like, you know what?
0:00Fuck it. Everyone can pick their own punishment. And we are going to have Cousin Sal be the enforcer this year.
0:00Okay. Because it turns out that we have no power over any of you, really.
0:00And so Cousin Sal is volunteered. If no one wants to follow through, Sal's going to force you to do the punishment that you pick.
0:00So you're going to draft your own punishment in a round, round one, round 17.
0:00We don't care. You can take whatever you'll do if you come in last place.
0:00And then you have to do that. And Sal will, so Sal, if you'll do this the honor of reading the punishments
0:00that people are going to do this year. Before we get to the punishments, Mallory's is not the only award slash trophy we're going to give out.
0:00We have to acknowledge our guy here, Bill Simmons.
0:00Without him, he's our rock. We wouldn't be here.
0:00We would be selling Italian ices on the beach, all of us right now.
0:00He keeps the lights on. He's our champion. And every champion deserves a belt, a championship belt.
0:00And so here is your belt. Hey! Do you have any idea how to secure yourself in this?
0:00Let's go. It doesn't look like he's getting concealed.
0:00It feels like, what is this? I've never seen this.
0:00I've never used this. You have to press the buttons.
0:00What is this modern distraction? Does it lock? You take the one.
0:00Oh, forget it. All right. Where? All right. I think if you know, practice makes perfect.
0:00So I think if you're not strapped in when you go to make your pick, if you're not undoing it, I think we have to skip your pick.
0:00You've got to be able to do it. I'll strap in every pick.
0:00All right. This is great. I've not seen these punishments yet.
0:00Is this the last page? It's the last page of your clipboard.
0:00Here's the punishments for today. Okay. All right. Oh, look.
0:00I see some of mine made this here. Okay.
0:00All right. Number one, eat a chapter of Terry Bradshaw's new book.
0:00That's not... Did he really write a book? He wrote a book.
0:00Each chapter is like four pages. So it's really not that big of a thing.
0:00He like consumed the piece. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's taking your time.
0:00A lot of pictures. Wait, Dave, will you make it?
0:00Will you make the... Oh, that's good. Will you cook the piece?
0:00Seasoning. Wow. A little marinade. It goes down. I bet you couldn't make it good.
0:00Can we get some of that ready now? There's no snacks.
0:00Like romantisy? Like what kind of book is it?
0:00Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a Harlequin novel. Yeah, it's nice.
0:00Fourth wave. All right. This is an oldie but a goodie.
0:00Eat two cold cans of soup of the winner's choosing.
0:00This was on last year, right? Yes. I would do that for a snack right now.
0:00Everyone eats hot dogs and drinks cold beer while the loser eats hot beer and cold dogs.
0:00Ooh. Interesting. That's not... Good question about that one.
0:00Has the hot dog been like prepared and then it sits in the fridge and cools or it was just it came out of the package?
0:00It's out of the package fully cooked. It's like...
0:00Yeah, okay. Cold dogs. Cold hot dogs. Not the animal.
0:00Good clarification. All right. Okay, good. That's... Absolute nightmare.
0:00That was horrible. Okay. That's crazy. Larceny. Who gets that?
0:00You guys are going to send me into a neighborhood going door to door to people's houses asking them for something.
0:00Would you like to just talk about that? I would suggest not taking that one.
0:00Thank you. I've done three of these so far.
0:00Come to my neighborhood. There you go. Is this supposed to say vanilla ice?
0:00Definitely. Hey, what's up? We like vanilla ice eyebrows.
0:00Slits. There's a lot of slits. Oh, shit. I'm fucking with slits.
0:00I would do that. You need to go. Yeah.
0:00That's probably number one of the more. We'll ask your audience what you want.
0:00Yeah. All right. Trying to style. Wear a bald cap and or toupee for four podcasts.
0:00Done that. I'm on this podcast with four. I like this.
0:00Dress as the hungry caterpillar at next year's draft and eat everything it ate in the book.
0:00Wow. That's not bad. That also sounds great. That's a fun one.
0:00All right. Oh, boy. Listen to Pat McAfee's album on repeat for the entirety of the early slayers.
0:00The late of an NFL Sunday. That's tough. Let's get the beef started.
0:0045-minute album. Wow. No one wants it. So that's four plays?
0:00On a loop? Yeah, yeah. Four times. How loud does it have to be?
0:00Oh, way over the football. Like you can't hear the announcers?
0:00No, yeah. The game's wrong, dude. Yeah, the game's wrong.
0:00No one knows which one it's. It's fucked up.
0:01I like this. Eat Joey Chestnut's hot dog record 76 in 30 days.
0:01Sounds like a regular month. Yeah. I think it should be.
0:01It's a great day. All right. Baseball action. Pigs in the blanket don't count for that.
0:01Snatch in the background. Clown car wash. Go on everyone's podcast in full professional clown makeup.
0:01Interesting. All right. Nobody's doing that. You cannot watch the Super Bowl live.
0:01Instead, you watch a movie of the winner's choosing.
0:01You should do that. Oh, wow. Craig wants to make a lot of wisdom.
0:01Sounds fine. You got it, Craig. And then no punishment.
0:01Oh, it's interesting. So you could pick that up.
0:01For the cowards. So you're supposed to think about this.
0:01Intriguing. You could take this. Like, if there's a really bad one you want to stay away from, you would choose maybe
0:01that instead of Jamar Chase early on. Yeah. Right.
0:01Okay. All right. That's a good batch. I'm proud of you guys.
0:01Nice work. Craig did have one other suggestion for a potential punishment.
0:01Yeah. Loser has to run this league next year.
0:01The worst punishment of all. Having to pick this brief chat.
0:01Oh, my God. Okay. So. That was like a direct shot.
0:01I mean, is now the time to address the other?
0:01Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, okay. Let's talk about it.
0:01First of all. The administration of the league last year was a fucking disaster.
0:01One of the most mishandled situations I've ever been a part of.
0:01Communication of the rules. Organization day above the draft.
0:01Clearly announcing what kind of league we were participating in.
0:01Nightmare. Secondarily. You guys are real sick already. The way in which the playoffs and the final loser was determined.
0:01Which was meekly communicated one time. You guys failed across the board.
0:01One of the absolutely most pathetic things I've ever seen in 15 years of working with Bill.
0:01On top of that, this year. You're still there, boss.
0:01You were the geniuses. You got me on the pit.
0:01You guys thought it would be a good idea to set the draft order by randomly selecting golf balls that you would hit at a golf simulator.
0:01Fucking disgusting. I thought no one agreed to that.
0:01Commissioners, we rule with an iron fist. One of the stupidest things I've ever seen in my life.
0:01And of course, in that happening, I got the 11th pick.
0:01You guys. The only acceptable outcome to me now is for me to trade picks with Craig so that you, you, and
0:01you have the 10th, 11th, and 12th picks in the world.
0:01Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Boy! Boy! Boy! I don't know!
0:01I ate that a lot! No! You're going to die!
0:01Get out of here! I don't know! You're going to die!
0:01Get out of here! Get out of here! I would make everyone happy and happy to trade picks.
0:01I'll have to go away if you trade picks.
0:01I'll be fine. So is the deal that you're over all that if we move- I wouldn't complain about a single thing.
0:01No, no, no. Don't go away like a bitch ass, bro.
0:01Man, sit like, come on! We want the complaints.
0:01I don't know what's complaining. It's not even your pick.
0:01You're training. What? You're gonna do it. This is how they get off the formal approval plan.
0:01I do want to hear Van- Van saying don't negotiate with terrorists.
0:01I'm saying, number one, that was completely worth the price of admission.
0:01But at some point, y'all gotta drop y'all nuts.
0:01It's y'all leave. I'm just saying. I get how it was- Until my name goes on the board, I can keep going.
0:01This is an honor for you that I'm sitting here.
0:01Wow! If you want this to keep going, you can put my name up.
0:01If not, then I'm out. Oh! Is Amanda still here?
0:01If you have Austin Gale right there ready to tap in, don't cave.
0:01Or everybody gets to complain about one thing and get what they want.
0:01This is manual labor working in this league. What's gonna come next?
0:01Manual labor? It's like we're getting a call line.
0:01It's like we're getting a call line. It feels like that right.
0:01Just to let you guys know, real quick, you guys are fucking selling Hyphits outright.
0:01You guys aren't saying shit. He's going nuts. Like y'all jump in there.
0:01I'm making it back to Verizon for the voice.
0:01Especially DK because- and I love you. You're one of my favorites.
0:01We're not supposed to have favorites. You're one of my favorites.
0:01That's not mean enough. If anybody- if you hit the ball- You sucked!
0:01If you hit the ball, you got a shitty pick.
0:01I hit my own ball. Now, my fits in my ball, so it worked out okay for me.
0:01I don't love the four spot, but I'm not gonna complain about it.
0:01You guys realize we replaced this with picking names out of a hat.
0:01Craig should have hit everybody's ball. No. It's random.
0:01Respectfully, it's random either way. It's the same chances either way.
0:01That's the sense of my willingness to support Sean.
0:01I'm totally happy to give him a tip pick.
0:01I personally think the 11 picks better. So I'm totally happy to switch it.
0:01Craig wants it. Can I say something? I think that works.
0:01Moving on to more important things. Can I say something?
0:01Where did we land? I just want to commemorate our official turn into Barstool.
0:01It's great to be here. Long time coming. It was destiny, I guess, for all of us.
0:01And I think you should switch picks. I'm happy to.
0:01I'm happy to. We're switching picks. We're doing it.
0:01I'm happy to. Whatever we're working on. That's the type of shit I'm talking about.
0:01I made some great- Just come into another man's house and put your fucking feet on his back.
0:01Are you sure? Yeah, let's do it. I don't want to do it anymore.
0:01That was my fault. I want to do it.
0:01Just put it way down here. I don't know.
0:01Fuck your balls. Can we get a Netflix poll?
0:01I don't know. It just came in. Fuck your balls.
0:01Just drug his dick all over the olive room.
0:01I don't give a fuck. I'm just going to write honor on here.
0:01It's an honor. It's just an absolute honor. Is there any one more complaint you want to get off the line?
0:01No, I'm good. He's done. I've been sitting on that for six months.
0:01He's done. He's done. Hey guys, I want to say thank you and it's not my honor for you.
0:01Very favorite. Unbelievable. Thank you so much. You're doing a great job.
0:01Thank you. Thank you. If Chris doesn't switch with me, I'm exactly...
0:01I don't get the wrong... You're Chris-like bullshit. Up to one more thing.
0:01We're doing a great job. During your grievances. I was asking people around this group right now and I feel like we
0:01have a majority of people that would rather us do a two quarterback non-super flex league, two QB league instead of this one QB bullshit.
0:01I think that's a lucid, well thought out, organized question and no.
0:01And why? Why? Because he's not even in the group chat and he wants to just do the rules.
0:01And by choice. No, no. Where's the one quarterback who votes?
0:01It's a fantasy state. There are no votes. I think we're going to vote.
0:01I think we're going to vote. I think we're going to vote.
0:01No, absolutely not. I don't know. I do. He's right.
0:01He didn't say you wouldn't complain. He didn't say he has your back.
0:01You know it's true. Whatever these guys want. Listen.
0:01Who here wants to do a two quarterback league?
0:01It's simple. Hands up. Hands up. I want to do an advance.
0:01Yes. I'm adamant. That's not the fantasy zone. That's not the fantasy zone.
0:01Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill said one QB league.
0:01Bill said one QB league. It's not too late.
0:01Bill! Bill! Super flex. Let's do one QB. Three minutes ago.
0:01It's like three minutes ago. It's like three minutes ago.
0:01It's like three minutes ago. It's like a quarterback.
0:01It's not too far away. I'm a quarterback. It's flipping a coin.
0:01This is ridiculous. I expressed that in the group chat.
0:01Nobody supported me. Where was this last week when I said this?
0:01Nobody read it. It was when it was nobody.
0:01I only did this. I only did this. I was going back and forth with Dave's assistant because I can't even have your phone number.
0:01And now you've got to change the rules. And you're up as quickly as you can talk to me.
0:01Yeah! We're starting. We're starting. We're starting. Yeah! Yeah!
0:01Holy shit, I'm done. Danny, Danny, I'll switch to Verizon for you.
0:01That's a company man. It would be better if we did 2QB.
0:01No one was prepared for this. It's going to be better content.
0:01And I don't care if the rest of the world does 1QB.
0:01They're idiots. I love that. And with that said, we're going to start the draft with the one quarterback.
0:01Oh my God. And we're going to go. And we're going to go.
0:01And you know what? The year of Chris Ryan continues because we're on the 348 of Chris Ryan month.
0:01Wow! 265. One quarterback, 12 teams as you can guess.
0:01Dave is the new addition in the league. 2QB.
0:01You get on two quarterbacks. You do that. Well, I mean, let's call this what it is.
0:01So you're not changing it. We're not changing it.
0:01No, we're not changing it. Respectfully. We're going into the Wayback Machine.
0:01We're doing a full on Cougar Eater draft. There was an email that was dangerous that none of you fucking read.
0:01That was right. I read a text. The email was yesterday.
0:01The email was yesterday. It's not yesterday. Yesterday. We were wrapped with one quarterback.
0:01It was a good email. Tate, former producer, read the email immediately.
0:01I read the text. You knew it. No, the symbol.
0:01The symbol was on the cross. Again, I think you guys are doing great.
0:01CR, I knew it was your ball. Your normal answer.
0:01Wait, no. Oh my God. Okay. So the draft towards me, Chris, Sal, Bill, Mal, Sean.
0:01It is an honor to have you here. House, Tate, Dave, Van, DK, Craig, Danny, Heif.
0:01That's me. I don't know why I read my own name.
0:01And then one quarterback league, Chris Ryan, you are on the clock.
0:01After consulting with my team, I didn't have Tate.
0:01He left. But we like to have a big coaching tree where my guys go off and start throwing franchises.
0:01I'm going to take Jameer Gibson. All right. See if you can get up out of your chair.
0:01Thanks, Bill. Gips. Gibson. Grab Gibson. CR didn't like the last 10 minutes because he doesn't like conflict.
0:01No, I'm fine. He was just out of it.
0:01What is he actually playing with? He was just like totally just waiting.
0:01He was just out of it. He was just like, why?
0:01He was like, he was like, man, man. Like, literally, I watched him.
0:01He was like over there judging us. The draft is almost like, oh, shit.
0:01The plan is out later. All right. So the draft really begins now.
0:01So Sal, you're on the clock. Number two pick.
0:01There's like no one good left. We shamed on the Falcons yesterday.
0:01You can't take Providence in second. I know, but you know what?
0:01You shake things up. Don't do it. As the great Chris Berman said years ago before his tuchus became completely impacted into his sternum.
0:01Here's to you, Bijan Robinson. Welcome to Team Sal.
0:01Wow. Okay. Did he actually say that, Sal? No.
0:01I don't know. All right. No, he would have said, Bijan, Mustard, Robinson.
0:01That's pretty good. That was about it. That's a strong one.
0:01All right. What are you about? Not Brian. No, you won the league.
0:01Why are you so upset? Thrilled to be here with my friends.
0:01Go look at your trophy. Absolutely thrilled to be here with my friends.
0:01That's all. That's all. All right, Bill. You are on the clock.
0:01I'm on the clock. Last year we had two super flex and you thought it was one quarterback and now it's one
0:01quarterback super flex back to one quarterback. I'm not going to take Christian McCaffrey.
0:01I'm not going to take Christian McCaffrey. You don't have a seatbelt on.
0:01Because he was healthy last year and he practices next to an electromagnetic, whatever the fuck that thing is.
0:01God damn it. First receiver off the board, Jamar Chase.
0:01Smart. LSU. No courage to follow through on your AJ Brown love.
0:01I'll get it later. He's not going to make it back to you.
0:01You will not. There's no way. This is your only chance.
0:01I'll get it later. Oh. And I'm definitely not saying that because I pick after you.
0:01I was hoping you wouldn't take Jamar Chase. Who's up?
0:01I want you to take Mal. Mal, you are on the clock at number four.
0:01So we got Gibbs, Bichon, Chase, one, two, three.
0:01It's pretty chalk. How much time is on the clock?
0:01Until people start screaming at you. Okay. Yeah. It's just peer pressure.
0:01Which Mal was it both? I'm going to spend the next 20 minutes figuring out what they're doing.
0:01I told you they're not going to be easy to peel.
0:01I knew it. This is my nightmare. We were worried about this.
0:01Who was going to do this for AARP corner over here?
0:01You got to go first. That's going to be a good guy.
0:01Take your two players. I almost took Herman and Charles.
0:01It's just the house. I don't know who that's pretty hard.
0:01I know, I know. You got to go on the left side of it.
0:01Okay. Alright, Malorie. Now it's ready. Now's ready. She's ready.
0:01Where are you going? Going. She's following House's lead here, wandering about.
0:01Okay. Okay. You need blood flow. She's going to look for the name.
0:01Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. So Mal. I'm ready to make my selection.
0:01What's your thoughts? Last year, I'd say I won the league for a few reasons.
0:01Commitment, tenacity, Bill fucking up and taking Jamarches instead of Josh Allen in a super flex, thus 2 QB league.
0:01Bill cutting Matt Stafford. I really won the league, who I immediately picked up.
0:01Thank you, Bill. I really won the league because of Puka.
0:01Wow. Rooting for Puka last season was one of the most joyful fantasy experiences of my life.
0:01What about rooting for him in the offseason? Probably second only to the year I got Clayton Kershaw on a fantasy baseball league in his breakout.
0:01Because I enjoyed that high, I will not be subjecting myself to this year's low.
0:01Someone else can take Puka and enjoy him being in jail in week three.
0:01I'm taking JSN. JSN? I thought I was going to get JSN.
0:01You can't opt into the worst experience of the thing you enjoyed last year.
0:01Can't do it. That's one of my memento tattoos.
0:01Boys. Fascist. Backpack. I don't know. Mal's always hated people who walk through paint glass windows at the white party.
0:01That's what I was going to do. Sean was prepared for the fifth day.
0:01He's been ready for this. He knew what was going to happen.
0:01What are you thinking, Sean? Repeats are not endorsements.
0:01And I am going to take Puka. Enjoy. That's fine.
0:01You're liking first personality. It's a first personality. It's the on-field scooby-dum-dum.
0:01It's going to be the honor of something there, really.
0:01Yeah. All right, House, you're on the clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:01I'm just going to go ahead. What lenses are those?
0:01Can you see? So many names. Huh? My vocals.
0:01House, you're doing receiver? He's going to take St.
0:01Brown. I'm on rock. McCaffrey's falling. We talked about this yesterday.
0:01So well, he really. As we watched escape from Alcatraz.
0:01You're right there. You're there. Plus, I get to get the sun god.
0:01Oh, no, because of it's by last nature. Yes.
0:01All right. Okay. Should be. I'll just take it.
0:01St. Brown. Put him with the brown. St. Brown.
0:01Yeah. Put it on your left house. It's going to take the white.
0:01It's going to take it for you. He's got one of the good.
0:01But here, House, turn around. Zoom in on you, just not being able to do that again.
0:01I mean, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.
0:01The stickers would be too hard. And everyone can.
0:01Rip it. Rip it. You do it. There we go.
0:01It's kind of a result. You guys are charged.
0:01It worked. That'll work. All right. I'm on rock.
0:01Oh, you tore the sticker? It might be equanimated.
0:01It looks like an ill-omen. Ill-omen. You did it.
0:01Hmm. My favorite part of their draft was CR during the yelling.
0:01Yeah. Yeah. I literally said. You completely sang while I'm just waiting to pick two air chips.
0:01All off the top of the top of the top.
0:01St. Brown looks. Oh. Tater. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
0:01Yeah. Yeah. Easy money. You're not worried about that?
0:01No. All right. You guys are just talking about the picks here?
0:01Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So, Tate picks Christian McCaffrey.
0:01Dave. You always. Wow. Dave's just running to the board.
0:01Yeah. Yeah. You're not worried about the. Already a sore leg, bum leg.
0:01No. 400 bazillion carries. No. No. Dave. Wow. Yeah.
0:01Wow. Great. Dave's on the clock. Yes. Can we ask.
0:01I'm a Commander's fan. That's it. Can we draft the control room?
0:01Like, can we draft news stories that we want updates on?
0:01Because since we don't have. Oh, yeah. I kind of love that.
0:01That's a good one. Who can. Is this a Puka watch?
0:01Puka watch? I'm going to do it now. Puka watch.
0:01I'm going to do it now. Any new discoveries on ENF radiation for Tate and Christian McCaffrey?
0:01See the board. Which one? These are receivers and then running backs Dave has taken back.
0:02The receivers are well. You can see it. Apparently, somebody's playing golf now and it's kept him under wraps.
0:02Oh, by the way. Just like me. Blue up.
0:02Yeah. You don't even need that. Hopefully, where is it going to be a dig to the something?
0:02It's going to be a dig to the something.
0:02Let's get him a nice membership. As long as he's wearing these sides.
0:02Are these alphabetical? Just not some of those other brands.
0:02I'm going to surpass my band as worst person with the name things.
0:02Yeah, I can't fucking see it. I'm dropping Saquon Barkley.
0:02Saquon. I love him. Why are you taking Saquon, man?
0:02I love him this year. Come back here. Just take Bucky Irvin.
0:02You'll be finished. New OC? Because his uncle is Iran Barkley.
0:02Oh, yeah. Little way. I love him. That's true.
0:02Was he? Not that timing hit me in the 8th.
0:02What do you like about Saquon? Total badass. This makes me feel better.
0:02I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you taking Saquon because of his uncle?
0:02Yeah, his uncle. Yeah. This is a family black.
0:02He's the one who's back available right now. Does the best available update at any point or no?
0:02Just kidding. Yeah, so we have best available. So we can throw the best available at a moment.
0:02That's great. They said they were going to take him.
0:02Oh, yeah, it is. Or no, Gibbs is still up there.
0:02Any picks so far that you think is highly questionable?
0:02Yeah. Let's get some of that classic analysis. Any surprises?
0:02Some of the first round. What do you guys think?
0:02Take control of that as part of it. Well, that's a classic analysis.
0:02Any surprises? It's probably between the guy who went to rehab and the guy by the substation.
0:02It's just generally my speaking. You know, that's usually like, you know, people off my board.
0:02But like, I don't know. The cat for a seven feels like a steal though.
0:02I think he is and you'll probably, he's the best player when he plays.
0:02Yeah. He's literally the best player in fantasy history since Ladanian Tomlinson when he plays.
0:02We're the most important player to avoid. So Tate, where are you on the substation and just, you know, radiation?
0:02I mean, I'm anti. You're just saying. You're not a big fan.
0:02You're a big fan. All right. I'm against him.
0:02It's too close to home. I'm talking about this.
0:02I'm taking my boy. Here we go. Who's that?
0:02JT? Mostly so Heifetz can't have him. Derek Henry.
0:02Wow! Interesting. Adam Lazio? Wow. I love Derek Henry.
0:02So the cliff never happens for him. He's never gonna go off now.
0:02I think he's like LeBron where it's like you have to change your perception of the aging thing.
0:02It's like I'm watching LeBron throw alley-oops to his son in a playoff series and they win.
0:02And I'm like Derek Henry, like, oh, he's 32.
0:02So this should have been Sean's pick, but you guys, Kate, fucking cowards.
0:02Most underrated running back. They're bullied. James Cook. I had it last year.
0:02It was delightful. James Cook. So we're gonna put up the best available players there.
0:02Literally, I must take him third. Yeah. I would've took him fifth.
0:02I thought about it. Craig, he was really good last year.
0:02Are you gonna take Rasheed Rice? He was great.
0:02I had him on a team. We're gonna throw the best available power by Verizon on the screen.
0:02Sean's got my back. So, I mean, Sean, you wanna help me make these two picks right here?
0:02Yeah, sure. You talking out? Yeah. I think Quinshawn Junkids looks good here.
0:02His favorite? And maybe Cam Scadabo for three weeks.
0:02What's wrong with Scadabo? DK, who do you think I should take here?
0:02I think you're gonna take Justin Jefferson. You've been big on him all summer.
0:02And you believe in that. Yeah, I'm gonna call him.
0:02Yeah. Well, you gotta get the receiver. You have one of your picks has gotta be Justin Jefferson.
0:02Kyler Murray is gonna be awesome. What about Chase Brown?
0:02By the way, I purposely topped that ball. It could be 50 touchdowns.
0:02Be quiet about Chase Brown. Yeah, DK, can we talk about how DK hit my ball in the long drive thing?
0:02One yard. He topped my ball. I can feel it.
0:02I mean, you heard it, right? Yeah. And Danny, you said that was the fourth time you'd ever spent golf on a meter.
0:02Come on. Like in the last 15 years. You all right?
0:02Craig, can you vent? I'm gonna make fun of Bill.
0:02I can't remember the stick with that. The stick with that.
0:02The stick with that. The alternative is to go like this.
0:02Lawrence Taylor? Yeah. Pick out a hat. No, you guys see the real deal?
0:02We don't wanna have fun. No, it was really fun.
0:02Why are you playing with the fucking hair? But did you hit my ball last?
0:02Was that your last shot? It was my last shot, but it was not the last of the 12.
0:02Yeah, cuz you looked more- Who did you take?
0:02Say or pick out a lot. I'm taking John and Taylor.
0:02You were running back to the golf. John's fucking thing.
0:02And that was a stock driver. Yeah, if I had my own.
0:02You're running back. I found a- Take out, you're counting.
0:02What are your guys' thoughts on this, like, no- On Taylor?
0:02Zero RB or three wide receivers strategy? Like not taking a running back?
0:02Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Usually feel like if you have good running backs, that's the easiest way to win in fantasy.
0:02Yeah, speaking of which, I'm just gonna go down with the ship here.
0:02And I'm gonna, you know what? I'm doing something insane.
0:02And I'm gonna just take the Maryampton as well.
0:02Which is probably a terrible- Oh, my goodness. It's probably a terrible idea.
0:02That's a great pick, but I'm just I'm just going with beef.
0:02I'm going with running You guys can use this opportunity with Chang actually here to talk about the veal chop thing because
0:02this was your Unlike apex mountain see Chang's gonna get mad Is he really this veal chop thing really makes change what
0:02we'll come back around You don't know do people have personal red lines that is ever our cross I don't draft people from this team, etc.
0:02Like cuz the opposite you can you the opposite?
0:02Yeah, there's there's no allies There's no enemies you just take who's ever the world I Don't I Have like a lot of Yankees on my keeper team.
0:02Yeah, it's an emotional hedge like I yeah Yeah, exactly you have to edge self-preservation Make picks I don't understand the stickers.
0:02I was making fun of the boomer corner over there, but I mean I I I I I I I I I
0:02I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
0:02I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
0:02I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
0:02I I The stickers have a tough memory I was hoping Chang would draft all meats but it's The only one home
0:02needs Okay, who's that take the tape is on the clock Yeah, who's got a player you can take action junkie what he's doing?
0:02He actually is taking an injury-proof receiver now. Yeah.
0:02Yeah. Oh, wow. Tate's defense. Last year during this draft, Tate, you were drafting, and you took Drake May in a super flex draft.
0:02Second round, everyone made fun of you. Oh, yeah.
0:02I was only stopping. Literally, Chris's team went to the championship.
0:02Chris Ologe. We're lost. We're taking the Saints. I'm absolutely new.
0:02But where do you text me for full game?
0:02Congratulations. You know what I mean? I'm thinking about how new are you?
0:02Yeah. The anxiety. Yeah, I have to find the colors.
0:02Okay. Who would wear the tight ends? Oh, yeah.
0:02Rugby? No, no, no, no, no. You want McBride?
0:02McBride. McBride. Oh, shit. Dalton Sharks? I'll find Trey McBride.
0:02Who's throwing the ball to McBride? I don't know, and it really didn't matter last year.
0:02That's true. So I'm just taking the biggest stick.
0:02Stug tight end. Carson Beck. At this point. Carson Beck.
0:02Put him in. Now I become sticker guy. I'm sticker guy.
0:02I'm sticker guy. I'm sticker guy. I'm sticker bitch.
0:02That's what happens. Nice pick. I'm taking Josh Allen.
0:02Oh, wow. Here we go. Here we go. Interesting.
0:02Now we've got to get one. Keep it right.
0:02It is fun to have Josh Allen. I can see if I can find him on this.
0:02It is, right. It is fun. Can I ask why?
0:02Since you're a Jets fan? Yeah, full disclosure, I play him twice this year.
0:02Yeah, I'm excited about that. I'm going to lose as many games as possible.
0:02Um, because I want to watch a team that I really enjoy watching.
0:02Now I'll watch Chase Brown and, you know, Chris Olave.
0:02And you're like, all right, this is fine. I want some fucking stars on my team.
0:02Wow. Josh Allen is a star. Like Puka Nakua, who I think is probably not a good person, but is an excellent receiver.
0:02Star. Josh Allen should be so honored that you drafted him.
0:02He's doing all right. Hailey Steinfeld. You don't have to keep sucking on your head.
0:02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get off his dick now. It's over.
0:02I'm going to go. I'm almost. Give me a fucking second.
0:02Come on, Mal. All right. Deciding between two things.
0:02First two rounds. Oh my God. Okay. This is a fucking round.
0:02All the balls are on a Netflix show so far.
0:02The F-bomb's been dropped. How many times? We beat him.
0:02100 F-bombs. I mean, they tell him. They kill Tony.
0:02We beat a ticket. Are we supposed to be watching that?
0:02Yeah. What? No. We're not supposed to be. I don't think so.
0:02Oh, they took us off the air like 20 minutes.
0:02I know from Netflix. For a season of like 10 episodes.
0:02You can only do four F-bombs. I'm mostly doing this to hurt my face.
0:02No. What? Or you lose the kid rating. You get four F-bombs.
0:02But we're not kid rating. We're not kid rating.
0:02We're five. Did you have to stay below that?
0:02We tried. Did you fail? We had to go on the back.
0:02They were pissed because the algorithm makes it so less people are going to see your show.
0:02Oh, no. Did you first say? Oh. That's why it was a big deal.
0:02Anyway, Mallory, who are you taking? Brock Bowers. I will be taking Brock Bowers.
0:02That's great. He's good. I love those words. I am perfectly content to Chang's earlier question to punt on running backs completely.
0:02Amen to that. This is a tight end flex three receiver league.
0:02I'll be going all in on pass catchers. Yeah.
0:02And your favorite player who you didn't take even though you could have.
0:02So it feels extra sweet for me to have him and get to benefit from your pain.
0:02No surprise that she's an oil spank. You're also one of my favorites.
0:02Bill. I listen to your show and you guys have said on every single podcast for three months, you get one of
0:02the first, maybe just the first tight end, which I would say I got.
0:02I think this is a good spot for Bauer.
0:02Yeah. Or you wait. I think that's perfect. Yeah.
0:02I feel great. I hate my team. You're like Christian McCaffrey, Chris Alavid.
0:02Who's going to play for this? I know. Yeah, your job starts now.
0:02I think I started thinking. Joel's doing the punishment for me.
0:02What position are you on, Bill? You have nothing to lose.
0:02Yeah, I have nothing to lose. Is anyone thinking about taking no punishment?
0:02No. No. And you were thinking about it. Only people who are afraid to lose take no punishment.
0:02Bill's going to take you first. I think Bill's going to take you first.
0:02I think Bill's going to take you first. You can't pull itself.
0:02Strong arm of a battle. I'm going to not only say could I, I'd happily.
0:02No, no, it's not even 10, right? It's happily.
0:02He's going to be the enforcer, man. We should just do that.
0:02I'll be sticking to this. Just to check in.
0:02I'm messing my guy already. I'm having a dog right now.
0:02Yeah, okay. What do we got? Ash and Jen.
0:02So. Glad to do it. Bill, you took Ash and Jen.
0:02Jen's. Risky. He has an ankle sprain that's been described as more low than high, which to me means both.
0:02The team gathered around him in fear. Is he's in a corner of the market and people in a prayer circle around him?
0:02Prayer circle, Jen. Practice. Home run pick. What pick is that?
0:0221? 22? No. 22. Yeah. If it was two weeks ago, he goes like fifth.
0:02Yeah. Hopefully he's not a fifth. He goes to fourth.
0:02Six. Seven. Why don't you take time with 20 years now?
0:02He's definitely wrong. Yeah. I'm wrong. We had a news in the 50s at the Raider Guide two weeks ago.
0:02Two Raiders in the top 25? Oh, please. I know a bit about the Bauer's.
0:02I would not have taken care of. We should be telling Bill, great pick.
0:02Great pick. Great pick, Bill. Great job. All right.
0:02I don't need congratulations. We're not. We're congratulations. Did you guys lose?
0:02Yeah. It's great. Oh, we beat it. No. What?
0:02Have you guys? I thought Mendel's looked really bad yesterday.
0:02I mean, I don't think he's going to play for a while.
0:02Austin Gale has had a Kool-Aid man to his way through to tackle you.
0:02Kirk Cousins gets hurt. Oh, sorry. No, it was between two guys.
0:02But now Van's in my head about researching the relatives of some of these people.
0:02And it turns out George Pickens' uncle works at a yogurt land in Encino.
0:02And that's going to be for me. What about his dad?
0:02Good pick. Good pick. Incredible. All right. Back-to-back picks are just running out of the shirt.
0:02All right. Great stick. You can think about it.
0:02I do think Fernando Mendoza, I don't think he's going to play early just because I do think that Tom Brady is running the football there.
0:02And I just think Tom Brady cares so deeply in his soul.
0:02I agree, though. He looks shaky. Yeah. I thought he looked bad.
0:02Yeah. I was surprised. Pulled a muscle on my back lifting that trophy.
0:02I was worried about it. I'm in a lot of pain right now.
0:02You all right? Thankfully, I had asked for a lumbar support pillow anticipating just some amount of physical agony.
0:02Let's go. Y receiver one. Devontae. Devontae Smith. Wow.
0:02I like how you put him in the second round.
0:02I like how you put him in the second round.
0:02He doesn't feel underneath any of these guys. That's an interesting one.
0:02We had a Cowboy fan taking Cowboy. An Eagles fan taking Eagle.
0:02I know. That's a... Which is why I'll be taking Aaron Rodgers in the third round.
0:02I assume Bill will be taking May. You got Devontae Smith.
0:02Wait. Where are we at? Where are we at on Devontae Smith and the Eagles this year?
0:02In theory, it sounds great. I showed speed, locked him up.
0:02And... Where are you at? Yeah. Bro, I assume speed is legit, dawg.
0:02It's making... I don't know who the fuck is going to pass to Drake London, but...
0:02Mitch Penix should be good. No, it's the one.
0:02Do you want to get to the Jostrand? Oh, Jostrand.
0:02Jack. With like D2. Okay. All right. So, we can throw the best available right now.
0:02We have best available on the board. Right up there.
0:02And... A lot of Dolphins disrespect. Yeah, a lot of Dolphins disrespect.
0:02Not anymore. Not anymore. All right. Wow. Very good value.
0:02The Dolphins are going to score four touchdowns this year, and he's getting all of them, baby.
0:02On each end. Hell yeah. Good God. Chris, how are you feeling about your squad so far?
0:02You got Jameer, Gibbs, Devont, and Jameer. I feel okay, except for the London pick is going to be a little bit
0:02of a gamble, because it's just a bunch of left-handed guys sailing balls and him getting concussed, so I'm not sure.
0:02Greg's a big believer left-handed bias is real. Oh, yeah?
0:02His clipboard's driving me nuts right now. Can't fucking make it worse.
0:02It's all smart. No one to blame for yourself.
0:02Get a bad computer. Take Drake. So, why did you go to my agent?
0:02Oh, you got your phone. No, no, no. No, you got to do something.
0:02You got to take a call? Yeah, I got to take a call.
0:02Yeah, I'm going to take a call. Here we go.
0:02Are you Googling something? No, Phantasy didn't murder him yet.
0:02Fourth round. That's the punishment. Oh, sweet release of death.
0:02Are you taking another ring back? Red, blue. Blue's receiver.
0:02Oh, boy. You guys can all fuck off because this is the last good receiver on the board.
0:02You're thinking Nico Collins. Of course I am. That is a fact.
0:02He's fucking awesome. That is a fact. I love Nico Collins.
0:02Had him last year. He'll win you a week.
0:02Jamar Chase, Nico Collins, and Ashton. I just bought an awesome Norma Tech to help my ankle heal better.
0:02Jente. That's a great nickname. Right now, he's like this.
0:02So I have to escape from that. He's like Bill believes me.
0:02I mean, Bill's offense. Two weeks ago, Collins would have gone probably right where it is.
0:02The Norma Tech prayer circle. Oh, man. We got to get the best available updated a little bit here.
0:03Best available is like Ashton Gentry. It's not going to be available for a little bit.
0:03So we're not going to go to just available for an hour.
0:03It's funny because I would have taken Bowers, but then coming back, now you're in this shitty running back group.
0:03How would you have taken Bowers? I said, now I took Bowers in front of me.
0:03I was going to take Bowers. And then hope Jente was there in the next round.
0:03So instead I have Jente and Nico Collins. I'm okay.
0:03You want to have any two Raiders? It's real deep.
0:03Running backs have fallen off a cliff. Mallory has a shit-eating grin on her face.
0:03Why take a running back I'm not excited about?
0:03Oh, yeah. You can take Ted McMillan. I like that she has to walk all the way back.
0:03She's got a furthest seat from the board. I sustained an entry.
0:03Should we take the trophy away from her? Here's what I've decided.
0:03I have decided this year to take players I am genuinely excited about.
0:03And if they have injured toes, I don't really care.
0:03Wow. Emeka. Yeah. Injured toes. I like that. Big, big.
0:03Now, last year I took Neighbors with an injured toe and it was obviously a fiasco.
0:03But hoping for better fortune this year. This is a great call.
0:03I'm going to take players I'm excited to watch and I believe have upside.
0:03I like that. You still did it for CR.
0:03He died last season. I think there's still an elite running back on the board.
0:03I can trade for running backs. Just like I did last year.
0:03Are you going to go first team all criminal?
0:03Take Josh Jacobs? Nope. No. I'm going to take Kyron.
0:03That's pretty good. It will be Kyron. Christ. It will be Kyron.
0:03Nope. I'm taking Javante Williams. Can you take it?
0:03Oh! I'm kidding. I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry for you.
0:03I'm sorry for you. You're such a moron. Craig, what?
0:03You trade your pick. Don't take no shit, Spider.
0:03What did you take? Javante. Hey, don't take it.
0:03Hold on. Don't take no shit, Spider. I love it.
0:03That's exactly what I did. Oh! So you fucking shoot the guy?
0:03You're digging the fucking hole. That's not my first hole I dug.
0:03That's not my first hole. I don't give a fuck.
0:03Who got the line? What's the fucking line? What movie, guys?
0:03What movie? I haven't seen it. I don't know.
0:03You're on the car. You want Kyron, I guess?
0:03We'll go double Williams here. I like that, Alex.
0:03From Williams? What's the world coming to? Joe House is taking Kyron Williams.
0:03Good value. Sean, how do you feel about Javante Williams?
0:03James, Josh, Alan, Puka. How do you feel, Sean?
0:03Fucking good. Seems balanced. The best quarterback in the NFL.
0:03The best receiver in the NFL. And the... And a running back.
0:03The 12th best running back. He's top 10. He's top 10.
0:03And you only had to be the guy from Network to get it.
0:03Works out. Okay. Hey, you're on the clock, and you just got sniped at Javante Williams from your beloved UNC.
0:03Yeah, I hate to see it. And Hampton. You stole both my running backs early.
0:03But again, UNC. He had NFL Factory, as we know.
0:03Can I grab the receivers? Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, because House.
0:03Got Kyron Williams. Do you know who you want?
0:03You can talk about it, and I'll get you the sticker.
0:03I want Lad McConkie. Yeah. That's a very on-brand pick for you.
0:03I like it. Might McTee just unlocks him? I'm trying to say, man.
0:03What do you mean by Lad McConkie? Lad McConkie.
0:03I like it. So, why Lad? It's got Honky in it.
0:03I went to training camp, and my man was getting targets.
0:03McConkie. What's that? What's that? You're right at that?
0:03I'm Lad McConkie. Yeah, that's right. Okay. All right.
0:03So, we got Dave is up. Dave, you got CeeDee Lamb, A.J.
0:03Brown. And now Dave's on the board. Rice. Rice.
0:03Rice. Lamb? Rice? Rice? What's happening to you guys?
0:03Very on-brand. Football is about food. This isn't easy.
0:03What was your favorite? A super-case menu? What is it?
0:03Dave, what was your favorite part of Rasheed Rice rehabbing his knee in jail?
0:03I mean, he's jacked. Yeah. All you can do is work out.
0:03It's because he couldn't do any pliability. It's kind of hardcore.
0:03He had to do the weight lift. Everybody plays straight.
0:03That's it. There you go. All right. Chang has lamb, brown, and rice.
0:03All food and all receivers. You got brown rice and lamb.
0:03Brown rice and lamb. That is delicious. Yeah, receivers.
0:03That does sound good. I almost want to switch.
0:03I almost want to switch the order and just make it a little meal.
0:03Yeah. Now you have to take another food and before it goes.
0:03I know. What are the options? Brown rice. Brown rice is very healthy.
0:03It was delicious. Rarely do I get this. I have a chance to do LSU football two days in a row.
0:03There we go. I'm going to do that and I'm going to take hopefully healthy The wild game.
0:03Malik neighbors. Oh, my. Wow. Wow. I actually hope.
0:03We'll be playing week five. It's too late in round three.
0:03Yeah. I kind of like that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't mind that.
0:03Okay. Deacon. Damn it. What are your thoughts about a three receiver in a row?
0:03Oh, I like that. I guess. As much as I want to give you shit, I think it's actually a really good thing.
0:03I think Rasheed Rice, it's like, you know, if he looks pretty slow in all these preseason videos, but it's a really good team because if A.J.
0:03Brown bounces back, you just have like a great receiving core and you can kind of just figure it out.
0:03I'm thinking if A.J. Brown bounces back. I feel like I've got a whole lot of content.
0:03I want to say it that way. Well, you know.
0:03It's going to be fucking incredible. Look, what is it?
0:03Quietly withdraw this. It's going to be awesome. Do you think he's going to read the book on the sideline again?
0:03A.J. Brown's going to be incredible. You can't just keep saying it.
0:03Are you going to say that until he said it?
0:03Are you leaning on it right now? Like, what the fuck?
0:03I'm so quick. Counter. A.J. Brown's going to be incredible.
0:03I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that.
0:03We're getting into some T.T. There you go. T.T.
0:03great pick. Great pick. Nobody pick John's fantasy guy pick.
0:03No. You fantasy guys. Nobody pick them? Sean's item, though, for the Pukunikua.
0:03It's a fantasy guy. Famous. It's a great call.
0:03It's going to get all along. Craig, you're up.
0:03In Sean's spot. It's Craig's spot. No. No Danny.
0:03He's in his spot. You quite literally put Craig in the corner.
0:03Whatever makes people happy. We put that to bed.
0:03That issue was closed. It's true. I will be sticking to my guns, and I will be reaching too early, probably, for the best player on the Bears.
0:03Cool. Wow. Cool. Best player on the Bears. That was my fourth choice for best player on the Bears.
0:03Wow. Okay. Do you want to wax Politek with Luther Burden while I make two picks right now?
0:03What's wrong with his groin? Wasn't that one? He's back.
0:03He's back. He's back. He tweaked it. That kind of kicked me on my eyes.
0:03He's not your own. It should be fine. Worry about you.
0:03I'm not worried about it. He looks good out there.
0:03I saw him jogging. How'd it look? Pretty smooth.
0:03Yeah? No way. Smooth gait. Did he cut? Yeah, sure.
0:03Now we're on a receiver. Heifetz has back-to-back. Five in a row.
0:03You'll be taking who? I'm going to make some fucking mistakes right now.
0:03This is where I'm like, when I look back and I'm like, dressed as the hungry caterpillar next year, this is where it's all.
0:03That's not what you're dressed like right now. That shit.
0:03Wow. To be clear. God damn shit. God damn.
0:03This is where it's like, I'm standing. God damn.
0:03I'm a badass house with Don Rickles. Oh, there you go.
0:03Oh, man. Thank God. What a relief. Thank God someone else picked.
0:03I know. He can't. He's where it all goes wrong for me.
0:03But, uh, and then, honestly, this is a guy that, I don't know if it's the best pick right now, but I
0:03just, to Mal's point, I fucking love watching this guy play football, and it's Tee Higgins on the Bengals.
0:03All right. Tee Higgins adds three games a year where you're just like, that guy is the best player.
0:03This is Craig's just draft Tee Higgins. You're not going to be correct.
0:03Take Mike Evans. That's what happens to you for two quarterback league.
0:03I just love Tee Higgins so much. Wonderful. So, okay.
0:03So through three rounds, I'm curious, of all the teams, I actually, Van, I feel like, how do you feel, because Saquon,
0:03Justin Jefferson, Malik Neighbors, if he's healthy, does kind of leap off the page, Van.
0:03How you feeling? Like, room for LSU, man. I'm feeling great.
0:03I ran Barclay's nephew. Fucking Justin Jefferson. Who is this?
0:03I was a boxer. He was a boxer. I ran Barclay's nephew, Justin Jefferson, Malik Neighbors, man.
0:03Neighbors is healthy. I think he's going to have a great season.
0:03Seriously. Are you just going to declare a ball?
0:03Are you sure? Okay. I feel like that should be in the notes that it's Iron Barclay.
0:03I don't have to change the sticker. Yeah, that's true.
0:03All right, Craig, Craig, who are you taking here?
0:03James Foss on the ball. Got torn. Drew Aller.
0:03Drew Aller's on the board. Jeremy? Drew Aller's on the board, Craig.
0:03Drew Aller looks really good. He was dealing. He was dealing.
0:03He was dealing. He gets the Jets fourth screen secondary.
0:03All right. Hand me the quarterback. Oh, shit. Are we ready?
0:03Drink May? Because we're ready. We're doing the Vizzo Star.
0:03Let me say he's in the ball. Very easy to do for our fancy team.
0:03Wow. Drew Aller's right there. He's the first name on the thing.
0:03It looks good. Where's the M? Yeah. Wow, he is taking Drake May.
0:03That's awesome. That's not going to happen. Oh, man.
0:03That's not about to happen. That's a great pick.
0:03Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, incredible pick.
0:03Okay. What a kiss ass. I'm surprised. What a kiss ass.
0:03What a kiss ass. What a kiss ass. Are you fucking kidding me?
0:03What a kiss ass. Another tar heel off the board.
0:03I wouldn't have taken him just because I have too much at stake.
0:03You think Drake May is going to be incredible this year?
0:03Oh, yeah. He's going to be so good. AJ Brown is going to be incredible.
0:03Like, legitimately incredible. Sal, should there be part of AJ Brown being incredible?
0:03Okay. Oh, I'm back. Do you actually feel good about this?
0:03My bad, my bad. Do you actually feel good about this?
0:03I feel okay. I feel okay about it. He's trying to start the quarterback run.
0:03We can put Craig's team on the board, I believe.
0:03We have James Cook, Chase Brown, Luther Burden, and Drake May.
0:03It doesn't jump off the page, but by week eight, I'll feel real good, I think.
0:03I feel like you're talking yourself into that as we see him.
0:03Here's my worry. Here's my worry. By the time we come back, I think all the quarterbacks are going to be gone.
0:03That was my fear. And I didn't want to get stuck with Kyler Murray.
0:03Especially when I take seven in a row. Yeah, really?
0:03This is my last position player before I start my quarterback.
0:03Where do we land on the quarterback thing? I was going to say, should we take a vote?
0:03It says me. I'm doing something weird here because this guy's been in our burn book three out of the last four years.
0:03DJ Moore. DJ Moore. DJ Moore receiver for the Buffalo Bills.
0:03You famously hate. You hate him. You're showing up on Sunday with Ted Beckham.
0:03DJ hated Caleb Williams. You're buying into that theory.
0:03What's that? You're buying in that he hated Caleb Williams.
0:03Van is running to the podium. I don't think it was much of a theory.
0:03I think you can tell. Quarterback runs starts now.
0:03Oh, Aaron Nussmeyer. He's got the Browns. He looked good.
0:03He's got it. You're taking Burrow? Joe Burrow. Are you really?
0:03I love that Van strategy. Just take the best.
0:03That's an amazing call. He's got a good stack there.
0:03I like that. He's the LSU player. This is pure fandom.
0:03I love it. This is not pure fandom. It's pure heart.
0:03You guys never loved me. I love LSU. He's my goat.
0:03Van, I'd actually be curious to hear you. College football fandom versus NFL fandom.
0:03Why does he just love? Well, for me, I will say there's a couple NFL teams that are different.
0:03But for me, in Baton Rouge, this is like the red one.
0:03This is the lifeblood. I'm sorry. It's a cultural thing.
0:03I was already reading the lines. From New Orleans.
0:03From New Orleans. From New Orleans. He just said that.
0:03He changed his name. He changed his pronunciation. Can you do it again?
0:03It's not ETN. It's ETN. No, ETN. It's ETN.
0:03I think the Clemson coach couldn't say it. Sorry, that's going to be too much for me.
0:03We can't have two ETNs. I think call him ETN.
0:03ETN is very close to etouffee. That's what I was thinking.
0:03And he's in a city that I think is maybe the best culinary city in America.
0:03Wow. One of the best. A lot of those foods will be cooked.
0:03What would be the other ones? Which ones would be, like, close?
0:03Because everybody with default state of New Orleans is, like, almost easy.
0:03But, like, what else? What else? Well, New York.
0:03I mean, New York. New York. Obviously, New York.
0:03Tate's coming around. I mean, I have to say San Francisco.
0:03I don't want to. Thank you, Tate. LA, of course.
0:03Go ahead. Tate's coming around. Oh, LA's up there.
0:03Yeah, for sure. Okay. What's the fifth city? You named four.
0:03Chicago? What's 12th? You know what? Philadelphia. Not because he just said.
0:03Oh, wow. I was out of this. Philadelphia, the most underrated food city in America.
0:03Is that why? Because it has everything. And more importantly, people can take chances.
0:03Everything's just not vanilla. The one thing with Philly that I feel like we need to get to the bottom of.
0:03Okay, you're going to miss the Tarant's game tomorrow.
0:03But you don't need burgers, man. It's a city of sandwiches.
0:03No, it's not. Every city should have a great burger.
0:03If you're just looking for a burger. Lamar. Tate takes Lamar's roster.
0:03What's the iconic burger? It's all for sandwiches. Oh, yeah.
0:03How's he talking about food? I've been upset by that one.
0:03It's fine. It's fine. You're getting your beef sandwiches.
0:03It's a herniated disc. Herniated disc. My whole team will be in.
0:03Why did it take you so long to pick Lamar?
0:03He couldn't find him. Yeah, I couldn't find it yet.
0:03It was a lot of lag. I don't know who did the quarterback.
0:03I want to be very good. This is where I spell track.
0:03This is sticky. Lamar has got to hear me.
0:03You sure? Yep. You sure? Yes. You're a lawyer.
0:03Because the reports yesterday suggest that he is being charged with two misdemeanors.
0:03Who's this? Neither one of them. Josh Jacobs. I'm trying to pound.
0:03I was right there, but I didn't know the update.
0:03And now I'm going to remind everyone that we're live.
0:03We're in a meeting. I'm a bugger. He was not charged with a felony.
0:03He was charged with two misdemeanors. That's all. Can't you go on the commissioner's list?
0:03You could. Like Puka. Probably. Puka probably. It's impossible.
0:03All right. Well, I wonder who's going to play running back for house.
0:03Josh Jacobs is suspended. But yeah, Sean is on the clock.
0:03It's got to be free. Oh. Free. Free. Yeah.
0:03Is it the R's? Right. Is it R's all hurt?
0:03Wrong team. Gary? Cam Scattler. Cam Scattler. It's because he wants to watch great players on great teams.
0:03Was he just kidding? He just got him a 20 minute to do?
0:03His own team. His head on team. He's just trying to hurt Dan.
0:03Drafted Corky from Life Goes On. Why did this just happen, Sean?
0:03Where is he on the list? Did he like 140?
0:03Didn't he not say like one round ago? You're like, I want great players on great teams.
0:03So the Giants are great teams. That's why. You just want like legends and heroes.
0:03I didn't say great players on great teams. I said stars.
0:03Oh. Who is a star? Can't fight that. It's pretty, I don't know.
0:03It's kind of. It's going to show friends. Speaking truth.
0:03One and a half stars. Okay. Now, come on now.
0:03Now, are you Reuben's on the clock? He's going to take the slow walk up.
0:03Now, you took Abuka, Brock Bowers, JSN. You were also saying you're going to take a mouse pick.
0:03Oh, what? 90 minutes later. 90 second edge. Powered by Verizon.
0:03This is brought to you by State Farm. Still no running back.
0:03So now. Are you going to go Jaden? Absolutely not.
0:03Long walk back to the scene. So what exactly happened to your back that you actually can't stay?
0:03So I've actually, I've been dealing with some back pain because I'm getting old and some hip pain.
0:03I turned 40 in three weeks. So it's all downhill.
0:03And, you know. I like your anger. I like your anger.
0:03I'm in the room. This guy. This guy. I'm here.
0:03I'm in the room. I'm in the room. I'm in the room.
0:03And I'm going to. Wait, what do you do if it's where the little binder ring is?
0:04Give it to Danny. Bottom left. Bottom left. And just pull up?
0:04Yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah, I'm just going to be standing.
0:04It is going to rip here. I mean, it's very tough.
0:04Justin Herbert. I am. I am. I am continuing my strategy of taking players who I'm excited to watch and who I
0:04think are going to be in strong offenses. Other than powers, obviously.
0:04And just the ascendancy is here for Herbert. It's time.
0:04I'm here about Herbert. It's glow up and just everything.
0:04Let the guy fucking fall in love with the hot chick.
0:04It's fine. Yeah, fine McConkie. He's not going to make it back to me.
0:04I'm taking him here. Yeah. Fine McConkie. That's a good pick.
0:04I'm not waiting for guys that want to fall to me and then being sad they didn't.
0:04Oh, you're making a fair. I like it. Not going to do it.
0:04I like it. I just wouldn't have. I told you my strategy.
0:04I'm going to take seven QBs. How many of them will you cut in week one so that other people can pick them up and then win?
0:04We didn't talk enough that he literally cut Stafford and she got the tear.
0:04He looked like he was hurt. It was just a wonderful experience.
0:04Genuinely incredible. Every single week brought me joy. But you've contributed to my life in a lot of ways.
0:04I'm going to take either Colston Loveland or Tyler Warren and I'm trying to decide.
0:04Because I love both of them. You think about it.
0:04He's going Loveland. He's a Loveland guy. He's going Loveland.
0:04He's going to be left. He's too involved with the Bears.
0:04And the problem is I don't want to root for anyone on the Colts because I think they're going to suck.
0:04So I'm going to take Colston Loveland. That's a problem.
0:04I think that's a good choice. I honestly can't believe you're still here.
0:04Thank you, everybody. That's fair. That's the 46 pick or something.
0:04You stabbed me in the heart. I like three of Bill's four picks.
0:04Go away. You wanted him? Oh, yeah. Okay. The price of him is so expensive.
0:04But Colston Loveland 46 is what I'm saying. Let's go.
0:04Stay on watch the ice cream. We know. The whole, I can't believe you're still here.
0:04It's such a dirty shit. Whoa. Did we all screw up?
0:04What do we do? So, all right. I am going.
0:04Sticker. Where's blue? Yeah, there we go. The colors and stickers have really defeated this league.
0:04We're starting three receivers. Wait a minute. Oh, oh.
0:04Something to work on. Yeah, we got it. Yeah.
0:04We accept criticism. Can we run a Netflix poll on people?
0:04I might not. We're actually sleeping. Let's run a poll on.
0:04Because, like, millions of people staring at my ass right now.
0:04Yeah. Right? Millions. I'm going to get that to stick.
0:04Oh, yeah. Good player. Welcome to Team Sal. Wait.
0:04How are we feeling about the foot? How are we feeling about the foot?
0:04You know, the new normal of, like, the bone callous thing.
0:04Oh, Chris is feeling great. Chris knows exactly what he wants.
0:04He's up. Because he waits for 20 minutes to make his picks.
0:04No thoughts on Roma Doonze's foot from the group.
0:04Okay. Tyler Warren? Tyler Warren. Good pick. Good pick.
0:04Tyler Warren tied in from the Colts. Mmm. Sal took Tyler Warren last year in the fifth round.
0:04And we all made fun of him. And then the first half of the season, Sal looked like a genius before he just absolutely cratered.
0:04And did you even make the playoffs? I did not.
0:04No. I don't know. That's a rarity. You almost always make the playoffs in every fantasy.
0:04He was really good. I wasn't in the first half of the bracket.
0:04You saw him very hot. That was one of the best fantasy players I've ever played with.
0:04Thanks, man. I have no trophies. But, I mean, that's...
0:04One of the best players you've ever played with?
0:04And he's never won a league? He wins a lot of fucking leagues.
0:04You taking Caleb? I'm taking Caleb because I want to cheer for someone with a fight to go.
0:04Arm like that. It's just fun to be on the board.
0:04I'll tell you what. I was thinking about Hurts.
0:04I had Hurts in fantasy. Like Mal said, it just doesn't feel good if it's not going well.
0:04It's a lot of experience. Because you're an Eagles fan.
0:04I love him. I've watched, like... Chris, your team's fun.
0:04Yeah. So are you admitting that it's not fun watching Jalen Hurts right now?
0:04No, I'm admitting that it's not fun having him on your fantasy team.
0:04Because you're an Eagles fan. If he's like, I've thrown for 95 yards, fuck you, we won.
0:04That's good for me, but it's not good for my fantasy team.
0:04I can't have that. All right. Really good. Okay, so Sal on the clock.
0:04Sal, you have B. John Robinson and Devon H.
0:04I'm running back. Pickens and a Dunze. Oh, yeah, okay.
0:04Another receiver. I'm starving. I can't believe there's no snacks.
0:04No pizza, donuts. They're right outside. Mal, snack our mess.
0:04Get the flowers. I got my team. He's all yours, man.
0:04He's all yours. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy your three touchdowns.
0:04Congrats. Or if you're lucky. Snack on this. I mean, in the most respects.
0:04Respectfully, of course. It's more of the moose, bitch.
0:04It's more of the moose, bitch. There's always a moment when it becomes clear that there's only one actually funny person at this whole company.
0:04That's very nice. Snack on his. So true. Bill's up.
0:04I was up. Phillip. Don't do it. I feel like do what?
0:04I like how many pages you're ripping through to find a player.
0:04There's an obvious pick here for Bill, I think.
0:04There's a guy that I want. He talked to this team all week.
0:04He needs a quarterback. Yeah, take a quarterback. Oh, yeah.
0:04There is. What's wrong? No. Tate's just fucking sick of this.
0:04That's his fault. He went outside to use his computer and look some stuff up.
0:04I had to call Joel. He said he hates the team.
0:04Yeah, wait. So you're co-managing this with Joel. Yeah, Joel Anderson is also.
0:04How many picks have we made? Not enough. We got 50?
0:04Exactly. Speaking of which, yeah. This is going on here.
0:0451 or something? Yep. Exactly 50. Yep. Always a one-off.
0:04I don't love this pick, but I think he's going to have a good year, and I need somebody safe because I like my team.
0:04Where's the running backs? Running backs. Jeremiah? Damn it.
0:04I like that House and Bill just know exactly who each other are.
0:04I swear to God. Say his name. I swear to God.
0:04No. I don't know what he's going to do.
0:04If he doesn't take him, I'm picking him. Don't say whose name.
0:04Don't worry about it. No, but I don't know.
0:04That's safe. Bob Craft. James White. You're not allowed to.
0:04We're going to set right now because you can't talk about that.
0:04We're not the Brady roast. He's like, we'll just end it.
0:04I'm fucking good. I'm literally with setting here. Boring, but solid bits.
0:04I like that. Here's my reasoning. I think Texans match.
0:04I really like the Texans. I think they're going to have the lead all season.
0:04I just think he's going to have like 15 touchdowns.
0:04You're a motherfucker. Because that's literally what I was going to take.
0:04The exact same rationale. 1100 yards, 15 touchdowns. Exactly right.
0:04The worst red zone efficiency teams in the NFL finally has a running back.
0:04And he has no competition. He just has no backup.
0:04It's fine. They're going to be inside the league.
0:04Do we have our team? Bill? We should have.
0:04We should have any more problems. It would be a cue.
0:04Like the draft. Or Mallory would be in there with their back.
0:04I think it's nice and then like a heating pack.
0:04All right. Injury concerns. It's fine. Shitty offense. Doesn't matter.
0:04I wanted them. Jeremiah. Yeah. I like this. This is late enough.
0:04Yeah, exactly. It was a point round. And I waited on running backs.
0:04Now I have a high upside. I couldn't do that with Jenty.
0:04To reward my stress. You get the only two running backs with ankle injury.
0:04That would be. The upside is fucking nuts. I got to say, I feel great about my team.
0:04Yeah. It looks good. I missed on that one.
0:04Oh my God. Okay. Where are you going, Sean?
0:04Okay. Sean is up. Go, Sean. QBs? We're seeing it.
0:04100 catches. I think he might be right. I was going to say.
0:04Sean, where are you at on the Jets this year?
0:04Gino Smith back a decade. Five wins. 3,500 passing yards.
0:0430 touchdowns. 26 interceptions for. 26. 26. They're going to throw the ball all over the ball.
0:04He's going for Jameis. He's going for Jameis' 30-30 record.
0:04Frank Reich is the OC. I'm feeling it, Sean.
0:04It's a run on the Jets, baby. Oh my God.
0:04Are you on the Jets? I thought he already dropped him.
0:04I think so, too. I thought he dropped him.
0:04They're going to suck, but their offense is going to be kind of good.
0:04You can get Mike Evans. He's running to the podium.
0:04Mike Evans with the handshake. I have to get another running back, and I have one in mind.
0:04I have one in mind. Running backs dropping off a cliff right now.
0:04I don't know. Are they? I have two running backs on week 11, so I had to get another.
0:04Blading conversation right now. It's kind of even undersea.
0:04Yeah. We can try and throw a balleries team up.
0:04Let's talk. Did you know there are any bagels out there?
0:04Are there really? I might get some. Well, Malice, the rating champ, you're like, I want to check in from you and your team.
0:04Oh, wow. The best running back in the day.
0:04I like that pick, Tate. That's awesome, Tate. I like that pick.
0:04I was thinking about that. I thought about him.
0:04Tate, great pick. I'm kind of rattled by that Tate, Tate.
0:04I'm rattled. Tate is coming for Bill today. Is there a bigger delta between rookie running back for the defending Super Bowl
0:04champions and then Quinshawn Judkins with the Sean Watson Browns, like back to back?
0:04I downgraded him when he just didn't show up for practice four days ago.
0:04What was your man? Who needs it? What's your favorite part of Cleveland this season, Dave?
0:04The weather. Top 100 food cities. They have good ball of sandwiches in Cleveland.
0:04Great casino. I always wanted to hear them. I like the mustard and the hot dog at the baseball.
0:04What have you seen a game you're playing at the casino?
0:04I like mustard and the casino. Crabs. I like Bucky.
0:04I'm thinking Bucky. Done. Bucky? Bucky. Bucky. Bucky. Bucky.
0:04Bucky. I like that. Are you guys? What are your feelings on Judkins?
0:04Bucky's good. I think Judkins is a little great.
0:04But he literally still beat a hot dog. I'm worried about Kenny Gainwell.
0:04That's what I was worried about. I think Judkins is like a great individual player.
0:04But like between. Team sucks. I thought you were going to say individual person.
0:04You know. Youth is wasted on the end. And then.
0:04But no. It's like the. Literally the Browns have.
0:04They don't play it into a game. It's out.
0:04My voice is a mess. He's going to run.
0:04Oh, here. What a strange group of running backs.
0:04Three Saul. Jadarian Price. I can't like it. I can't get some Bucky.
0:04Six of seven running backs. Who do you like the best?
0:04Who do you like the best of those four?
0:04I think Jadarian Price and the Seahawks. Because they're going to win.
0:04That's what I think. No. Tate. Tate. Tate's crushing it.
0:04Really good. I really seriously thought about him. Yeah.
0:04It's a great pick. I'm going to Texan. Sorry, Craig.
0:04I know. Ben, is it weird? I'm the running back.
0:04What did you do? When Bucky. Because I feel like the NFL missed on him.
0:04But he was like. He was better in college than he was.
0:04Like he went to a small and short. Small and short.
0:04Where do you go to college? All right. DeAndre Swift.
0:04DeAndre Swift for me, please. I don't mind that.
0:04I don't mind that. Seven or eight. Unsexy but good pick.
0:04I'll pick. There's a cliff at running back right now.
0:04We just dropped off a cliff. We're officially in tootin' range.
0:04Yeah. Okay. Craig. This is probably going to kill me.
0:04James Cook. Chase Brown. Luther Bird. And Drake May.
0:04Rico Datto? Not even a joke. Rico Datto range?
0:04Yeah. Drew Allers. I'm on the board. There's a quarterback run.
0:04Sean's going to take Drew Allers. I'm a couple rounds away from Rico Datto range, I think.
0:04Ayuk? I got to rip the damn page. Yeah, Brandon Ayuk is on the board.
0:04You're good with real estate. Can I ask you, what do you think of Brandon Ayuk buying a $10 million house and
0:04selling it for $8 million 11 days later? What a backhanded.
0:04I'll take the compliment. I'm going to take Devonta Adams.
0:04All right. Wow. Okay. Good pick. Sir. You're doing both.
0:04You got to get the stack. That's what it's all about.
0:04Are you taking Metcalf? Never. Not with a 10-foot pole.
0:04No. If it says no Steelers rule this year.
0:04I'm just sick of the Steelers, man. I hate watching them play.
0:04I totally agree. You can't predict them. We don't care.
0:04Just put a stick in there. Who is it?
0:04I'm taking Christian Watson and Mike Evans. Mike Evans and Christian Watson.
0:04Okay, sweet. Mike Evans. I thought that warranted all the preamble.
0:04Craig back. Craig, yeah. It's so funny the old guys in the fantasy draft were...
0:04It's just going to end up being a good pick again.
0:04Mike Evans. It's been three years in a row.
0:04We're like, ah, I don't know. It's like 10 injuries already.
0:04He fucking barely played last year. No, but he had like seven, eight weeks where he was awesome.
0:04At number 60. That's a pretty good pick. Yeah.
0:04If you add those two guys together, Mike Evans Hall of Famer.
0:04He'll get 17 games out of him. True. He's dead.
0:04He's dead. He's dead. And people went nuts saying he wasn't.
0:04I don't see how he could be. He's definitely a Hall of Famer.
0:04It's like eight seasons of 1,000 yards. Like 100 touchdowns.
0:04I don't see how he couldn't be. It's not even close.
0:04He won a Super Bowl. He'll have to say, right?
0:04Some people are saying, I don't know. Mike Evans Merchant.
0:04Danny, walk us through your strategy. Four receivers so far.
0:04So it's just honest. I think, Mel, you were right when it's like a three receiver league and people like...
0:04The Superflex, it's obvious. Like a quarterback can go first overall if he has two starters.
0:04But people don't think as much, if you go from two receivers to three, that there's more demand.
0:04It's like a 12-team league with three receivers that's 36 starting receivers every week plus the flex.
0:04So I kind of just want to get running back out of the way so you guys have to do this shit
0:04and just take Judkins and Bucky Irving. And then that way I'm just kind of...
0:04One of these guys won't suck. And I think one of these guys will pop.
0:04And it's just a volume thing of like... He'll probably...
0:04One of these guys will break my heart. One will be good.
0:04Two will be average. That's what I was going to do.
0:04Respectful to Bucky Irving. Are you taking Parker Washington?
0:04You're taking Parker Washington. No, that's what I was going to say.
0:04Are you kidding me? No, Parker Washington. Oh, that's great.
0:04Surprised he made it this far. Yeah, thank you.
0:04Session. That was a great pick. Getting sniped over here.
0:04Around the right range. So where are we on Parker Washington and Brian Thomas?
0:04Actually, Van, what do you think of Brian Thomas having an amazing rookie year and then dropping off?
0:04You'll be taking him in a few big events teams.
0:04I'm actually not going to take him, but I think the best is still to come from him.
0:04I think a lot of it was in his head.
0:04I think he's actually physically more gifted. Scary to me.
0:04Gary, okay. In a lot of ways. He came away more impressive.
0:04Oh. That's the first time you fucked me up.
0:04Were you going to take him? Oh, I'm sorry.
0:04I was about to take him. The fact that you won't take him with your receiver, like Brian Thomas.
0:04Everybody would take Terry. I mean, you gotta take Terry.
0:04I know. Now I have to take him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:04All of you. You're right. I am taking him.
0:04Brian Thomas? Yeah. Who? Brian Thomas Jr. I was going to take Terry Mack.
0:04Van Lathan Tigers. Wait, you could just say anything?
0:04He's taking him, right? There's still, I kind of think his last pick should be Van Jefferson.
0:04That's just kind of thing too. Yeah, yeah. That's a fucking Florida guy.
0:04I never hated his guts. What do you think of Tank Biggs being?
0:04They're going to be. I was going to take Terry Mack for my people from horrible.
0:04He's like such an underrated receiver. I love him, but I have to go with BT.
0:04Chang knows what he wants. Did you avoid your fifth pick on LSU out of respect for Jim Daniels?
0:04Yeah. I should have. I think Chang's been the MVP with making picks so far.
0:04He fucked us up, man. He knows he's on the clock.
0:04He's moving toward the list. Hands. Moved away. It's like he's running the kitchen right now.
0:04It's kind of terrifying seeing how many picks we have left.
0:04It's unbelievable. We got it wrong. What time is it?
0:05Don't look. You're going to be terrified. That's not terrible.
0:05What time are we starting? 9.30? It's respectfully face down.
0:05You guys realize that half of it is just like this situation right here?
0:05Just like the actual stickers. It's the stickers. It's the stickers.
0:05We just thought adults could do stickers. I don't like that.
0:05Thank you. Well, the good news is it didn't work last year, so we did it again.
0:05We're tight ends. I was really... He's not going to do that.
0:05So, Dave, you took Jameson Williams to the Lions.
0:05I like that thing. As a fourth receiver, he's pretty great.
0:05That's great. Oh, that's right. That means he's... No.
0:05I like Jameson Williams as your fourth receiver. Yeah.
0:05For the same reason you're saying, the run on receivers.
0:05Yeah. It's easier to find a running back during the season than it is a top-quality receiver in my mind.
0:05Yes. Once the receivers run out, they don't really...
0:05This is going to be the end. Stop. Are you serious?
0:05This is just... Oh! It finally happened. Oh, Kyle!
0:05Kyle! NFC South. More on the slide. You were going to do that?
0:05Oh, my God. Jesus. Shit. Oh, my God. Why?
0:05Because I just believe, you know? Yeah. This is the year.
0:05I see the potential. He keeps getting better every day.
0:05It's got a bob. It's got a bob. It's got a bob.
0:05You put Jack in there, get him throwing the ball to him.
0:05Wait, Pitt Sr. That's different from the shitty guy that catches three.
0:05Kyle took back Prescott. Okay. Oh, how else? Come on.
0:05That's sitting right next to you, buddy. Oh, no.
0:05Really offensive. Oh, my elbows here. You already have a cowboy.
0:05A cowboy. Oh. Oh. How's why did you take Dak right there?
0:05Looking at the quarterback list, there is no other quarterback that can throw for 4,500 yards and 40 touchdowns left on this list from what I can tell.
0:05So. Interesting that he passed on Jaden Daniels. I'm just kind of on all the boards.
0:054,500 yards and 40 touchdowns. Your guy, Jaden Daniels.
0:05Put the shirt on. Rushing's even better. Oh, I love that.
0:05That's a great pick. Did you see his touchdown last night?
0:05Incredible. I don't want Jaden Daniels to run, Danny.
0:05Kind of like a big touchdown. You see, you can try to manifest.
0:05You're trying to manifest. He's not running. If he doesn't run, he can play.
0:05That's awesome. I almost took him. I should have probably taken him.
0:05If they just open it up and start throwing.
0:05That was disrespectful. If they just open it up and start throwing.
0:05I took Kyle Fitz over. Do you think it's funny Quentin Johnson plays for Harbaugh when it's like the best play of
0:05Quentin Johnson's college career was against Harbaugh at Michigan?
0:05I think that's like half the reason he gets the ball.
0:05A hundred percent. Yeah, he's like this. I have to prove that this actually was worth it.
0:05He was good enough. Harbaugh has J.K. Dobbins because he remembers him playing versus Ohio State and just being like, wow, that guy.
0:05Taking the guy you guys have talked about more than any other player.
0:05Darn two. Rootin' for Tootin'. Rootin' for Tootin'. Get a piece of the Jags.
0:05Don't know about this. Yeah. That's a boomer bus pick right there.
0:05I like it. Thank you. Thank you, Danny. Do you actually believe in Basial Tootin' or is that a bit?
0:05Uh, I believe in the upside. Bill, you've got to take Henderson.
0:05You've got to take Travion. You've got to believe.
0:05Trevor Lawrence is sitting right there for him. This is a real test because I think I took Dak Prescott.
0:05Yeah. Because I did not want to take Trevor Lawrence.
0:05You didn't? You're not in. Really? You're out on Trevor Lawrence?
0:05Bill loves Lawrence. Bill's going to take Lawrence. Too inconsistent.
0:05Bill doesn't have a QB. Is this the latest Bill's ever gone?
0:05Oh, isn't Bill? That's his whole thing. He's like, Bill.
0:05He sniped him on Dak to it. And Bill scrams out.
0:05He didn't. You seem like you're in the spin zone right now.
0:05You okay? Yeah. KJ Brown is going to be great.
0:05We, so do we have a flex? I can't remember.
0:05Three wide receivers, two running backs, flex. And it's a two quarterback late.
0:05Good it, Ben. Good thinking. We were sitting here picking our noses.
0:05Going to get a running back. Going to take defense?
0:05He's taking another tight end. He's taking another tight end.
0:05He's taking Tucker Kraft. Laporta. What are you doing with the door?
0:05Tight end. Bannon? I actually have no idea who Bill's picking.
0:05You're going to tight end in the flex spot.
0:05Oh, I see. Laporta. Laporta? Sam Laporta. That's a good pick.
0:05Super good. That's a good pick. I like Sam.
0:05He's cornering the tight end mark. He'll be in your other injured reserve slot week.
0:05One of the action is. He's no Kyle Fitz, but he's a good boy.
0:05Wow. Oh my God. This is what? This is waffle.
0:05Oh my God. This is great. You make all that in like two minutes?
0:05I'm going to the chicken. Chicken. Yeah, let's do that one.
0:05All right. So Dave has walked in with food.
0:05Amazing. I assume your mic is on. Oh. What do we got?
0:05What's on the menu, Dave? Anything. I'll take anything.
0:05He's locked in. He's serving. All right. Amazing. So we got your best available.
0:05We got it up there on the screen. Incredible.
0:05All right. Let's go. What a good friend. Stay healthy, my man.
0:05Is that a camera? That was great. That's great.
0:05Tucker Craft, the Titan. Okay. CR. We got best available on the screen.
0:05So you can talk through your process if you're wondering.
0:05Tweak it a little bit. It gets... It dies, I believe.
0:05You know, earlier on, I was trying to trade one of those guys.
0:05What are you going to do here? Come on, CR.
0:05I mean, CR, you took Caleb Williams. You've got Jaden Daniels and Jalen Hurts are still there.
0:05You've got Reminders, Stevenson, Travion. Lawrence. We've got Marvin Harrison.
0:05I like that you've been rocking the Ducks happily.
0:05I know, I'm trying to get NIL money. And I don't feel bad about not even.
0:05Can you pull that off? Secondary business upside up?
0:05Can't just normal people get NIL money? I'd believe anything with the NCAA.
0:05Ringer's gone Big Ten. We've got UCLA Bill, we've got Oregon Curry.
0:05So Joel has eligibility left. We could send, in theory, we could send Joel back.
0:05Joel has three years of eligibility. He's on the practice squad.
0:05Van, I believe this guy also has a father.
0:05Marvin Harrison Jr. from Arizona. I like it. His father's handy with the steel.
0:05What would you say he's back and on for?
0:05Just being a solid pair of hands. And then...
0:05Billy's own. Big collector of antique guns. Collector. Known as a collector.
0:05Just saying. I'm going to go with... It's got to be Hertz.
0:05No. You've got best available, Steve. You're going running back, quarterback?
0:05I can't believe how much CR hates Jalen Hurts.
0:05It's not that I don't hate him. I just don't want him on the team.
0:05I don't want to confuse myself. Is that worse?
0:05I don't hate him, I just don't want him on the team.
0:05Yeah. Chris Ryan drafted David Boston Jr. again. I'm going to go with Ramondra.
0:05He's basically David Boston. Oh, Ramondra. Damn you. Wow.
0:05Exactly. That's a rock solid pick. I think that's a great pick.
0:05I like it, CR. I don't like cheering for Patriots, but here we go.
0:05Solid team here. Welcome aboard, CR. He's going to be incredible.
0:05The year of CR continues. All right. Don't do it.
0:05Who made the finals last year? Me and Mal.
0:05No, Hal, you don't have... Who was in last place?
0:05I bet I did. Craig and Mal had the same record, and then Mal won, and Craig came in last place in
0:05the toilet bowl bracket, which is pretty incredible. But we're getting rid of that this year.
0:05Now it's just regular season loser. Yes. He's the loser.
0:05Who did you think was going to win after the draft last year?
0:05Sal's team was great. We should do that. Sal's team was right.
0:05Do a... You can do a vote. I was going to say, yeah.
0:05DK, which team do you like the most right now?
0:05That makes me feel like it. We see how it always has the best team on paper.
0:05Hey, we all love Tate, right? Come on. Yeah.
0:05Mike and I. Can't wait to drop him. Can't catch them all.
0:05Can't catch them all. Yes. That is my least favorite pick of the entire draft so far.
0:05Okay. I like Carnell. I kind of like Chris's team right now.
0:05I'm going to go ahead. Chris's team's good. Yeah.
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0:05I think Craig's kind of not missed yet. Are you just trying to make him feel good?
0:05I'm a partner. He's just hyping him up. Yeah, we give her Chris's team.
0:05I like Dave's team in theory. Bill is quietly on the clock the longest here.
0:05Yeah. It's just because I can't see. My team went in the comments.
0:05Do you have your prescription of contact? I felt really good.
0:05You guys are windmilling in warm-ups. It's... Oh. The belt hasn't worked at all.
0:05Any day now. Where did you kick her? What color?
0:05Oh, I know. God. We just pulled it from the car.
0:05I didn't notice. Oh, it's a quarterback. We're back.
0:05Time for Lawrence. Can we play him off the stage here?
0:05I can't wait to date it. How much care?
0:05I'm married. I'm wrapping up music. Did we have the Oscars music available?
0:05Bill, say something. Stop. Where's that? We're back. Trevor Lawrence, quarterback from the Jacksonville Giants.
0:05By the way, fifth in fantasy points last year out of everybody?
0:05I'll take them. Enjoy. Trevor Lawrence goes before Hurts and Jaden Daniels.
0:05Those people hate Hurts. And a handsome man. Is he?
0:05Didn't even make the top 16. I just said that to me.
0:05Not to make Mallory. Not for handsomeness. Not really my vibe.
0:05Get back to me when he's 55. He's a Targaryen.
0:05What do you mean he's not your vibe? No.
0:05Who did you think was the hottest quarterback? I almost took him two rounds ago.
0:05Oh, I have so many votes for you guys.
0:05The women voted. I know all seven of your listeners.
0:05I listen to your podcast, so I know all your bits.
0:05I think she was genuinely, genuinely hurt. She wasn't invited on the pod.
0:05No, I'm sorry. No, look. She's turning red. She was upset.
0:05I would have gotten fired. It was an official.
0:05It was almost an act of war. You're better off at this point than somebody else.
0:05We're going to have the hottest coaches next year.
0:05We'll see where that ranking is. Yeah, exactly. You can do the...
0:05I was totally... I don't know. I don't know.
0:05I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
0:05I don't know. It was already strong. Do you know what I almost said?
0:05I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
0:05I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
0:05I don't know. I don't know. Holy shit. Yep.
0:05Wow. She's at the strip club. Bunch of points.
0:05That's right. Just your perspective on who's going to score points.
0:05Mal's taking to John Stribling, the rookie receiver in the San Francisco 49ers.
0:05That's who I was going to take. Whenever Prescott got hurt, they still score points.
0:05We had him 99 and we're like really high.
0:05I think Mal's got the best scene. I'm not rooting for players I want.
0:05That's my philosophy to share. Mal's rooting for players I want.
0:05I would say last year, Sal kept taking rookies.
0:05No punishment. Yes. What a fucking pussy. Look at that.
0:05Look at that. I knew that was going to happen.
0:05I knew that was going to happen. Sean is back.
0:05He's happy. That's embarrassing. That's really unbelievable. You got your shit.
0:05Why are you so afraid to lose? I know what's happening.
0:05Why are you so afraid to lose? You left it out there for me.
0:05Oh my goodness. To be honest, we put it out there as me.
0:05I'm the least qualified person to be sitting in this circle right now.
0:05I cannot be doing a punishment. Terrible. Corlin, I'm sure you're going with the 76 hot dogs.
0:05Wait, where are we at? The last thing I want ever is Sal knocking on my door.
0:05It's trick or trick. No matter the circumstances. That is so...
0:05You know what? I'm going to... Yeah. All right, Tate, you're up.
0:05This could be really bad if I do it.
0:05Sal, how do you feel about Sean taking no punishment in round seven?
0:05I really respected it. Was there really not one on there that you would be okay with?
0:05Sure. For like four hours? Yeah, I would have done that.
0:05Yeah, yeah. I had to predict the whole thing.
0:05I was going to go with digs, but that just feels insane.
0:05So I'm going to go with Josh Downs. Another Tar Heel.
0:05I like that. What would you have done, though, if you would listen to Matt Dane and your daughter have been like,
0:05this is my son of Tate's back. I'm kind of like, Drafton.
0:05Drafton. Drafton. Drafton. Drafton. Drafton. Yeah. Drafton. I had digs in my mind, but I just can't trust digs.
0:05Chang has just done an incredible fun. Here we go.
0:05That's a great pick. Great value. Thank you, sir.
0:05Kind of weird that he fell down. That justifies the waiting that line.
0:05You know what? I think this relationship started adversarial, but I got to tell you, this was a really good team.
0:05Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 15 rushing touchdowns right there.
0:05That's crazy. And every once in a while, he'll throw for 89 yards.
0:05And you'll just hate your leg for a couple of hours.
0:05Seven for 10. 89 yards. Two rushes. Who was the defensive tackle that was?
0:05Oh, Chris Jones in the Chiefs. He was like, you didn't have 100 yards.
0:05You're a tight end. We won, bitch. Yeah. You said shut up.
0:05Harry. It's tough with the ring. Harry Fanon. Picked him up last year.
0:05DK got him for like $53. Dropped him. Then I picked him up for like a buck.
0:05It was great. Oh, yeah. That was the guy.
0:05That was the guy. That's a good pick. This is a perfect time to say it.
0:05We had a bunch of people asking. Is he the only one?
0:05Is he the only one? Maybe it was like $53.
0:05I was just like, I'm getting him. I don't know how many.
0:05Who did he drop? People. I wanted to go back to Vink.
0:05I saw him. I don't know. That just feels like a no-brainer.
0:05What? What about him? You know what? Never mind.
0:05Mallory just gave away my big fab bid from last year, week one.
0:05Do you remember? Oh, you spent all your money in Harold Fan and then you were embarrassed?
0:05And then I still dropped him? And he dropped him.
0:05Oh, yeah. Yeah. One of your best theories was how after a certain point, every tight end has the exact same stats.
0:05Yes. Like eight points. We have reached that point.
0:05They all have 20 guys that will have the exact same points at the end of the year.
0:05So it's one of those like a graph where you're like, oh, it's the eighth.
0:05Did something happen with this course in the last week?
0:05I'm not updating it. Sam LaBona. I think everyone's curious to get hurt.
0:05No, the tonsil injury I think is why people hurt.
0:05The tonsil injury was fucked up. That's why everybody.
0:05You didn't it? There. You're taking. Jayden Daniels. Fine.
0:05Okay. You guys look at that. That fantasy guy.
0:05Turn his page though. The stack. That's crazy that he's available.
0:05I think the house guy wanted a reporter came out of the day.
0:05Wait, this is important. Why did the two of us get hurt?
0:05Yeah. Because the offensive line is pathetic. Yeah. And we can't have anything to do with that.
0:06He has to play Jalen Carter. He's throwing it.
0:06Van didn't take him for LSU either. You were like, I'm going for it.
0:06No one has to play Jalen Carter twice a year.
0:06He's going to play his brother. He has to play his brother.
0:06He has to play his brother. He's getting good.
0:06Our season was over. Full stop. We did over-enders yesterday and we just could not say enough about how bad the offensive
0:06line is going to be for them. It's pathetic.
0:06It's the worst one of all of them. You're not wrong.
0:06I believe in him. It's like a lot of that.
0:06Great job. Good luck. You'll get rushing yards for the four games that he plays before he gets hurt.
0:06Oh yeah. That's fantastic. Great rushing yards. He's just going to save here.
0:06Drew Aller? I'm going to make him play Travion Henderson.
0:06That's the right answer. I don't know why Simmons didn't grab him.
0:06I don't even like Travion and I'm just going to take him.
0:06You should wonder why I didn't grab him. Look, he'll win you two weeks.
0:06By two wins. I'm trick-or-treating. What would be a trick-or-treat strategy?
0:06I'll get the two cold cans of soup from a trick-or-treater and then drink those.
0:06Do two at once. It would be funny if you get a player and then a punishment.
0:06Like you're not happy with the play. You just go.
0:06Honestly, I might as well at this point. This part of the draft sucks.
0:06If you lose twice in a row, you have to do three.
0:06See, no quarterback. Craig, did you lose on points or on record?
0:06Or both? Neither. We did like a loser's bracket.
0:06Yeah, loser's bracket. But I was like seven. That's when Sean flipped out.
0:06That's when Sean lost it. I lost though. But he flipped out about it.
0:06He really didn't want to wear the handband. And then at the end he thought he was safe.
0:06He had to go back and play on the 12th of the playoff.
0:06It was just the best Sean Finnisky has left the conversation.
0:06We were talking about this. When you left the group chat.
0:06He dramatically quit the group chat. That was great.
0:06That was my favorite part of the season. Done.
0:06I'm going to make a legitimately bad pick. And I'm going to take Jonathan Brooks and the Panthers.
0:06Because I loved all nine of his carries. That's not a bad pick.
0:06Yeah, how dare you. You saw a rainbow down on his live show.
0:06But uh, great pick. That would have been a baller move.
0:06Like no punishment. I thought about it. See you losers.
0:06That would have been tough for a draft. Getting it all done.
0:06I'm serious. He just did a seven minute podcast with Greta Gerwig.
0:06I was with this morning. CR you want a vamp while I make this pick?
0:06What's that? I almost opened the door and walked in and said, Get out of the cross touch!
0:06Come on! Do some crowd work. That just occurred to me that when we're on opposite ends, that's the point.
0:06Do you guys like stuff? I think it's okay that LeBron James borrowed $300 million against future earnings.
0:06I think it's great. Wow. You know? It's like a creative financial.
0:06It's very good. That's short man. It's a big deal.
0:06He wanted the money. Yeah. This is not updated right?
0:06He took along some. He didn't want the annuity.
0:06It is updating but slowly. Oh okay. You'll see them trick because they're doing it manually.
0:06I saw them in there. They're like erasing the names and then updating it.
0:06They don't have stickers back then? Me. Do you guys ever wonder which letters are which order?
0:06Oh boy. Tell us who you're taking. I'm taking Jaden Reed and the Packers.
0:06I love him. It's kind of a reach but I'm like I just they give him the ball around the goal line so much.
0:06He's just a he plays like a grown ass man.
0:06He beats the shit out of bigger people and they just always give him the ball at the goal line.
0:06And he's gonna score a ton of touchdowns. And I like him as my fifth guy.
0:06I'm gonna get stuck with a horrific quarterback. Yeah.
0:06Well. You're sorry you have to do my strategy.
0:06Nobody. You're good. I'm good baby. Oh you. He's about to take one.
0:06I'm good. Okay Craig you're up. Craig take a second quarterback here.
0:06Yeah. That's what I would do. Aller is kind of.
0:06He's falling there. He's staring at you right there.
0:06Aller is falling. Hold on. While Craig's doing that.
0:06What food did you just walk into this draft with?
0:06What is this? There are some wraps from a restaurant that I saw in the room.
0:06I just took it. That's good stuff. Those are Richard Max's style.
0:06Oh, they're telling me in my ear that was for all the production staff.
0:06That was the NFL staff. Is that true? No, I made it up.
0:06That's not as funny. No, it's not true. Jalen Warren?
0:06I'm taking Jalen Warren. I'm taking a Pittsburgh Steeler.
0:06Is that the first backup running back ticket? No, Trayvon Anderson was.
0:06I believe. What's Dattel versus Warren? I thought Dattel was maybe winning the job.
0:06How come two cousins are gone yet? I think Warren's going to be the game.
0:06Gotcha. They need that. I think we're in punishment territory.
0:06I do want to ask Dave. I actually, I would love for you to, if anyone does the chapter of Terry Bradshaw's
0:06book that they have to eat if they come in last place, how would you prepare a chapter of a book to eat?
0:06You should have to eat it raw. I would turn his book into a burnt sauce.
0:06Eat it raw? Seriously. Oh, wow. I would burn it into ash and I would make a sauce that goes with like a nice juicy beer chop.
0:06Wow. Damn, I like that. That sounds great. Wow.
0:06Chris is right. We should have specified. That was like the easiest one.
0:06You're going to make it delicious. It's a lot.
0:06I can reduce it to an oil. It could be a big.
0:06D.K. Wondell Robinson. First Tennessee Titan. Wondell Robinson. No Colonel Tate's off the board.
0:06He had the seventh highest target rate in the NFL last year with the same offensive play callers.
0:06Okay. He's a cheat code. You got the concussion discounted.
0:06You okay? Yeah. Okay. I know. Van, you're on the clock.
0:06I know. I. Mal's back is just going in the middle of this live stream.
0:06You should lie on the floor like Larry Bird did in the 92 season.
0:06We've got like 19 rounds left, so maybe I will.
0:06Tate, you threw your back out and that's how he met you.
0:06You were just lying down. Tate, yeah. That was during Against All Odds.
0:06Yeah. You're recording while on the ground. I'm better now.
0:06What was that stunt just out, Tate? You don't go for like another 20.
0:06I can't find a name that I'm looking for on the board and then I'm like, he has to be in the list.
0:06Harrison Bucker? What's up? What are you looking for?
0:06Who will hover? Who will hover? He makes the weights.
0:06He's got a good shoe. Good job. I have a problem with that.
0:06So unlike me, you want a Panthers running back that's going to play this season.
0:06Best available list is killing me because I keep thinking I have a chance of someone.
0:06All lips. Keep them coming back. Don't look at that.
0:06I got behind on my mark. That's it when I went to that.
0:06Okay, he's up there now. All right. Shang is up.
0:06Ready to go. Shang's always ready. He really is.
0:06If only we had him in the group shot.
0:06Crossy mirrors. For a color we've... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:06The kicker. What is that? Oh, no, no. As a punishment?
0:06I don't get it. Are you going to take a kicker?
0:06I just might. Round eight. I didn't do it.
0:06It's fine. If you look at the point totals for your team last year, they were like top 50.
0:06Looking for Brandon Olley? Green Little and the Seattle kicker.
0:06They were like your top 50 players. So you guys can laugh.
0:06We will. We will. We will. We will. We will.
0:06It happens on Stranger Things all the time. We're definitely going to laugh.
0:06Yeah. That's so true. This is proof of how stupid fantasy is.
0:06Oh, Camel. That's all. What? I like. Sure. My God.
0:06Well, I didn't want the same bye week as well.
0:06What? Where's the wide receivers? You took a kicker because of the bye week?
0:06No. I didn't want to take Aubrey because of...
0:06Wait, Fairbairn? Is there a kicker anymore? Fairbairn's for Houston.
0:06He's Houston. They're both... Aubrey's in Dallas. On this list, it says Fairbairn's on Pittsburgh.
0:06What the... That is... Incorrect. Is that terrible? Incorrect.
0:06That's definitely a type of... Chris Boswell's place. Yeah.
0:06Camel's in Jacksonville. All right. I thought I missed something.
0:06Chris Boswell. This is a huge... We talked about how Fairbairn's...
0:06Oh! What do you got? What happened? KC Concepcion.
0:06Can we talk about why Dave just took a kicker?
0:06You guys are sitting here silent right now. What's going on?
0:06I respect Dave as... I mean, I like this project, but I do whatever...
0:06Yeah, look at the stickers. They're super valuable. Points are tallied in this Mouth Breather League.
0:06And... Are they top 50? Look at him. He's just a point of total.
0:06Right? A top three kicker is more valuable now than...
0:06Oh! Any other player that's going to sit on your bench.
0:06Why does no one rank kickers in the top 200, though?
0:06I don't know. Because of your stupid fucking league.
0:06The kicker points in this league are normal. They're like every other fantasy who have extra points for over 45 or something like that.
0:06Every league does this. But look at last year's point totals for kickers.
0:06DK, that's a good pick. Okay, Metcalf. The arbitrage is not always the thing that you do.
0:06That is a good pick. That's the way it runs.
0:06And I would have taken Aubrey, but I hate having a double bye week on players.
0:06What? He took the kicker for the bye week?
0:06You know what? No one else sees Aubrey. Stud.
0:06And that's what he's doing. Now you should pick a punishment and then trade no punishment.
0:06Trade, trade. Just trade. I'm not going to take it.
0:06How are we going to trade punishments? I want to take Sebastian Janikowski.
0:06I just wanted to, but there was too much ranger.
0:06I know how to eat. Yeah. Sebastian Janikowski. I don't know anything about fantasy football.
0:06Then he takes the Arizona Cardinals second receiver. Come on.
0:06Or look at his numbers with Jacoby Brissette last season.
0:06I know because he was on my team. So you did prep.
0:06But you see, this is the thing. You keep like, I'm not qualified to be here.
0:06I'm not qualified. Michael Wilson. You've got to protect yourself from all angles.
0:06Do your research, but also evade all punishment. Right.
0:06And also for Mallory's team, I'm on the board.
0:06Mallory's building an interesting squad. It is a lot of like very polarizing players.
0:06It's I'm investing in the offense here. Michigan. Why are you fascinated by Coram?
0:06Because if anything happens to Kyron, Lake Coram is going to be top 10.
0:06I quite agree. Mel, how do you feel about your team?
0:06Because you said you're going to go receiver heavy, but you kind of just got your three receivers.
0:06Receiver heavy at the top. I feel great. I feel wonderful.
0:06Who's going to play running back with love is hurt week one and Coram's a backup running back?
0:06I'm going to play Coram because the Rams are going to score like 50 points.
0:06I'll be fine. Thanks, though. I hope we're going head to head.
0:06Can't wait. Yeah. I feel like I got a piece of you, bitch.
0:06She's like, how about you go fuck yourself? And furthermore.
0:06I think it's a nose. He's my favorite. We have best available, so we can throw up best available on the screen.
0:06Slumber Simmons is up. So we can sound it.
0:06Not to rush me. You haven't taken a tight end in a while.
0:06I don't know. I don't know. Does anyone want to do the problems during Bill's day?
0:06At what point does it matter about getting the best bench versus getting the best running sense?
0:06That is a great question. The biggest mistake in fantasy is like, you want back and running backs and receivers before filling out kickers.
0:06Generally. I appreciate it. So we generally, look, who knows?
0:06But generally speaking, you want depth. Of course. Oh, no.
0:06Are you? What's happening? What's going on? Yeah, he's a H.
0:06Oh. Seven of him. Nine of them. Well done.
0:06One of us. Well done. One of us. Let's go.
0:06Well done. We know matters. We know matters. It's always two just being like, exactly.
0:06The matter is. Hey, look at the scoring system for this Yadu League.
0:06It's every league. It's default. It's the same setting.
0:06It's incredibly important. What were you doing? Jason Myers won the league that Saladown were in the color.
0:06But Jason Myers wasn't drafted. The point is you don't know which kickers are going to be winning.
0:06I know. This is how Trent starts. Heifetz doesn't have one either.
0:06Ludacris. Heifetz doesn't have one. You sound like the people that were anti-moneyball.
0:06QB? Are you taking a quarterback? He doesn't look like he's going to take a small player.
0:06Wow. This is ridiculous. What? Can you guys, like, I feel like I'm the only person.
0:06Do you guys, are you not shocked that two kickers just went in the eighth round?
0:06I'm astonished. You can't reason with me. Somebody took the Rams back up running back in the pick before.
0:06I think Shane did that with kickers. I don't know if I'm conviction, but I think he accepted Bill.
0:06He did. What the fuck? It's like a double win for Shane.
0:06That'd do it. Team name coming. That's a great team name.
0:06It might be Monty. This is crazy. Go kicker.
0:06Come on, dig. That's kind of a vibe. There's only one good kicker left, Chris.
0:06There really is. If there's a run on kickers.
0:06Myers, do it. Are you nervous? All right. You know what's fun to have on your team?
0:06Can we put Chris Ryan's team on the board?
0:06I think I want to. Chris. Thanks. It's the year of CR.
0:06For being honest, Chris is probably going to win this league.
0:06So I kind of want to. He's got Devontae Smith.
0:06Drake London and Harrison at receiver. Decemire in to remind him.
0:06Stevenson at receiver. He'll have a quarterback. How do you want to take a pick?
0:06Chris, that's a good pick. And now you've got Jordan Addison at Minnesota.
0:06Who'd you pick, Chris? Jordan Addison. Yeah. Receiver. Got one more here.
0:06Come on, digs. You want it. No. It's so hard to know who to fucking draft.
0:06I think Stephon Diggs is a lot of value on the board right now.
0:06If we throw Chris's team up. I do too.
0:06Craig, what do you think of Chris's team? You're light on running back.
0:06Chris's team is fun. A lot of young guys.
0:06You know what I mean? Everyone on his team is 25 years old.
0:06Never doing that again. All outside. Yeah. Ever. If...
0:06What are the odds that Marvin Harrison Jr. actually plays well?
0:06Like becomes... I feel like it has to happen this year.
0:06It's going to happen. I don't know. Right? Right.
0:06Of course. Why not? He pounds of muscle, which is good.
0:06I love those stories. Every time he's... He just keeps getting slower.
0:06David Paulson, he's already... The smallest was your fucking face.
0:06Every time. He just keeps coming back and wider.
0:06When you're adding muscle, you're getting slower. And like, just every time.
0:06That separation was the knock on him. Yeah. Yeah.
0:06We're on mic. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
0:06That's fucking right. J.K. Dobbins. Chris finally lost me.
0:06We have an IR slot. So that's a good pick.
0:06I was with you every pick. Chris. Chris, how has the year of CR been?
0:06I agree with that. I mean, it's pretty good until this Dobbins pick.
0:06Or even... He's like, it's fucked. It's all over.
0:06We were on day 300 of CR month and now it's over.
0:06Oh, sad. Quarterback Deshaun? I don't... You know, not very well known.
0:06Got a couple MVP votes. Spinal Fusion be damned.
0:06And... That's down. Wow. That is down. Come on.
0:06I don't think I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:06Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seems like a good pick to me.
0:061,000 yards and 40 touchdowns. Okay. That's a great pick.
0:06That's terrible. He's a terrible board. You like polka in the top five.
0:06So are you going to get another kicker here?
0:06You can't put a kicker in your flex spot.
0:06Just add to that. Well, we would change the rules and let you if you really want.
0:06Just watch what happens. That would be a cut.
0:06Just watch. Being able to flex the kicker. If next year on your preseason fantasy prediction, you start to spout how amazing
0:06kickers are, you guys have to footnote this. Yeah, we will.
0:06We'll give credit. I'm going to take the actual starting running back of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Rico Datto.
0:06Sure. Yeah. Didn't get hit with the Rico. I thought it was...
0:06This stage is left. He's so perplexed that we took kickers.
0:06Welcome aboard. He's called him. I'm looking broke. Welcome aboard.
0:06He didn't know what to do. He's going crazy.
0:06Is that the craziest thing you can say? Oh, we got...
0:06Okay. I like having the best. Bill, the best tight end of the best kicker.
0:06Yeah, Bill. So your team right now. So you have Ash and Jensen, David, the receiver.
0:06Rico Datto running. There's six positions in fantasy football.
0:07I have the best guy at three of them.
0:07What are the three? Which three? Also, why did you take two tight ends?
0:07You got the best kicker. Maybe just one. The best tight end.
0:07You have the best 2D tight end. Mal takes your other.
0:07Bill, we got your team up on the screen on Netflix.
0:07He has the... Just another great pick. The hat, right?
0:07As long as he's not going to close. So why did you take one?
0:07I'm into that one. Thank you. Because I thought there was only...
0:07Hey, I'll just observe that Danny Kelly one of the finest minds in the industry.
0:07He's like, all my tight ends. You want to bust rate it?
0:07Crap, maybe. Just going to throw that out. I think he likes every pick.
0:07The flex for one of those is going to be.
0:07I didn't like that J.K. Dobbins. Craggy Mark to Andrews.
0:07Oh, it's my turn. All right, Sean, you take Mark to Andrews.
0:07Mal, how do you feel that Sean took you Mark to Andrews?
0:07And tight ends always get hurt. So I have a backup to my tight end, which I had last year.
0:07But I hope it ends up being a good pick.
0:07With Crap, I think somebody... I forget who it is.
0:07I don't love it. I like having depth at tight end.
0:07Yeah. Because then you don't have to, like, add them on waivers.
0:07It sucks. I need to add seven points a week for my tight end.
0:07It just bums me out. It does suck. Still available.
0:07Bill, I took one of your beloved pats. Care to comment?
0:07I saw it. Strong pick. DK said he liked it.
0:07I saw it. I saw it. I mean, we had 740 yards last year.
0:07Guys, I don't want to get everyone excited, but if House ever puts a sticker up there, we are halfway done.
0:07We're officially halfway done. We're seriously only halfway. That's horrible.
0:07We're going to speed up. Things will go faster.
0:07Myers. Accelerate. Good job. Good job. Not afraid. We're humming right now.
0:07Hey, you can't be afraid. Wait, who just what?
0:07Obi Myers. Hey, you can't be so afraid, bro.
0:07It's your house. So I think you need to do what you need to do.
0:07I feel like the people watching this live stream have no idea who's being drafted.
0:07Because we're all standing in front of the board.
0:07They see it on the street. That's PM, right?
0:07I was about to say, guys. What the fuck are you doing?
0:07I'm taking digs. Tails takes Stefan digs. Happy hour starts.
0:07I like it. Yeah. Freaky ass. Yeah. Expand on that.
0:07He's got to play well to stay out and free and everything.
0:07Stay on his own. Yeah, exactly. I want Van to expand on it.
0:07I don't know why I am. I don't care where Tate's rationale is.
0:07Hey, man. Good for him. Never makes you train.
0:07Guy likes to fuck. Here, while Shane picks, we're going to put Van's team up.
0:07And Van, I'm curious how you're feeling about your squad.
0:07Where is it at? It's here? It's going to come up, yeah.
0:07It's not on that TV, but it's on Netflix TV.
0:07I'm feeling good about my squad. Feeling great. LSU two days.
0:07I'm feeling great. He's like so much. Yeah. About the value of Ryan Thomas Jr.
0:07in a bounce back season. Just watch. At this point.
0:07Okay. Watch. Yeah, Dave. You doing Charbonnet? Yeah. Oh.
0:07I mean. Is it because his ACL reminds you of like a slow-roasted lunch?
0:07Oh, a nice Charbonnet? Yeah. To go with your...
0:07With the lamb and rice? The cumin lamb and the...
0:07Yes. That was Chang's most questionable move since stealing the PA's lunch.
0:07Oh, wait. You could just write the shit on there?
0:07Uh-oh. Oh, he's taking his punishment. This is a punishment.
0:07Oh, vanilla. Vanilla ice eyebrows. Oh, the eyebrows. Damn it.
0:07Damn it. You guys make fun of me for taking a kicker?
0:07You guys are wusses. This is crazy. That's fine.
0:07I would rather take a kicker than a punishment.
0:07I have to take it. I just kind of help.
0:07It happens. What's up? So, Danny Kelly is up.
0:07So, Van, looking at your team, you're so confident about taking your team that you wanted to go punishment there.
0:07Yeah, I mean, everybody else, this is the scraps of the league now.
0:07It's kind of a mess now. Yeah. Oh, suddenly Brandon Arby's looks a little bit better.
0:07Yeah. But, yeah, that worked out. Who's your pick you're most worried about on this list?
0:07You mean from a criminal standpoint? From a criminal standpoint?
0:07What are you talking about? I don't have a great situation at tight end.
0:07I'm pretty solid. I feel like everywhere else, I don't have a great situation at tight end.
0:07Why? Because of Deshaun Watson in the outdoors? Quarterback situation.
0:07Yeah. Quarterback situation there. I would like to have a more productive one.
0:07Dalton Kincaid for the Bills. Why not? Do that.
0:07Hopefully he plays more. I might take Brandon Arbery again.
0:07Can I take anybody twice? Just double down. I'm going to take two kickers.
0:07You are. Then you could stagger him each week.
0:07That's right. That's right. I might do that, too.
0:07It's competition. I could do that right now. Myers is still available.
0:07Which one? I'm taking Jordan Mason on the Vikings.
0:07There we go. How many weeks do you think?
0:07I just took him. But where is he on here?
0:07When I'm done with them zero. Keep going down.
0:07Craig, how good do you feel about Jordan Mason?
0:07Everyone has a QB except Ty Fitz. He's probably not going to play until, what, week six or seven?
0:07I'm going to take a guy that I don't even know if I like this season, but I think he's more juice than I thought.
0:07And I can't believe he's still around, which is Tony Pollard for the Titans.
0:07And he's fine, but this is outside the top 100 picks now.
0:07And so I just think that's an incredible kind of shot.
0:07I thought he was off the board. A little insecure.
0:07I thought he was hurt. Who's going to win week one Titans, Jess?
0:07That's what everybody's thinking. What a dark sentence. Collins is basically the last starting running back to guys.
0:07I'm trying to think about it. I already bet it.
0:07And the reason he lasts this long is because it seems like the Titans suck.
0:07But I already bet it. And they're never going to run the ball.
0:07I bet on the underdog. On the money line and on the line.
0:07I have higher. I bet the point spread. And the money line in that game.
0:07Already. Passing on a quarterback again. I just, I'm not worried about it.
0:07I wish I could spell better. You guys just all know where these letters are.
0:07The order. It's always so tough. I'm taking George Kittle in Niners.
0:07And I just kind of just want a ton of upside with this pick.
0:07Okay. Okay. George Kittle. Didn't get two Achilles. I think the substance of the reaction.
0:07That sounds great. Absolute silence. Incredible response. You know what?
0:07I would say it was a little awkward. Oh, yeah.
0:07Yeah. That sounds great. Is he playing in week one?
0:07I think he's not going to go to Australia.
0:07But I think he'll play in week two. And I think he's going to be like fine.
0:07Because he can't go to Australia because of his surgically repaired Achilles on a long flight.
0:07You know what? It's just the pressurization. You know?
0:0714 hours. No compression sock is strong enough. R&R.
0:07Yeah, no. Compression sock is just fast. So Heifetz is really sticking to this.
0:07I'm going to get a quarterback late strategy. I mean, everybody could fuck him by taking another quarterback.
0:07I'm in. We all want to go quarterback. Let's do it.
0:07Actually, wait. I'll do it. I have no punishment.
0:07Danny, are you all right with that? We're going to leave this league.
0:07We should legitimately take 11 quarterbacks in a row right now.
0:07I'm winning. It would be amusing. Okay. I'm going.
0:07I'm going to be using Coward's out. I think that's hilarious.
0:07Greg immediately Coward's out. Did they like this? You get on the way back, though.
0:07Give me the game. I'm going to start here.
0:07Just remember, Greg will always look out for himself.
0:07Hold on. I'll figure out which one I'm going to do.
0:07I'll get him on the way back. That would be cool when you guys do that.
0:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's unbelievable. I can't believe Trubisky has a sticker.
0:07That's awesome. Hold on. Hold on. What was your favorite Trubisky?
0:07That's amazing. Someone should make that a laptop sticker.
0:07I need that Trubisky sticker. What's that? I don't know.
0:07I see. No. Good old biscuit Trubisky. I'm going with the all-variants quarterback room.
0:07Oh, cool. Good for you. Wow. You hate Kyler.
0:07Let's go. You hate Kyler. I hate Kyler. That's a good pick.
0:07You could have made it, Heifetz. We would have to do that.
0:07It's mean. It's steady. It's steady. I'll already kill him, though.
0:07Mahomes. Malik Willis. Mayfield. Goff. Here we go. QB run.
0:07All right, we got number two in a row here.
0:07QB run. Let's do this. I'm just going to get fucked.
0:07I'm just going to get fucked. Bye-bye. Good. That's this guy.
0:07That's this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
0:07Keep it going. What? What? Is there any other content you guys have ever been next to each other in the world?
0:07Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck your place. Baker. Wow. Oh, my God.
0:07I don't want to ruin it. I don't want to ruin it.
0:07Come on. You can do it on the way back.
0:07Oh, it's all right. I know. Come on. It's all right.
0:07We got a few good ones. I'm left. Grant Boltonix.
0:07Who's left? I was like, when the wave dies down in the stadium.
0:07I'm glad you do that. What's his bye week?
0:0710? Don't worry. I'll figure that out later. Grant Boltonix.
0:07He's right there. That's a productive point. Bernie's still there.
0:07Right here. I know. Jordan Love is still available.
0:07Yeah. He's pretty good. I don't want to rip it around the ring.
0:07Does he throw the ball to, uh, I just want to see one guy.
0:07Okay. That guy's still there. So that's fine. Okay.
0:07I'll do it. Yes. Jordan Love. Not against that.
0:07I'm delighted right now. This is incredible. I'm going to go two kickers when he comes back around.
0:07Love? Wow. So this is a no quarterback lead.
0:07Keep it rolling. Who did House take? Jordan Love.
0:07Jordan Love. You got a first shot. It's a pretty ambush.
0:07It's a pretty ambush. You've been so good. You're doing so good.
0:07You're doing so good. Karma. Danny. Bernie. Oh, this is great.
0:07Oh, this is great. Oh, Bo Nix is still out.
0:07I'm going to take it. Take it. Bo Nix.
0:07Yeah. My husband's a Broncos fan. We'll have something to share together as we march toward divorce.
0:07You know, in our 13th year of marriage. Let's just leave Tua.
0:07We'll leave Tua available. God. You say you can't remember your husband's son.
0:07I don't know it. That's it. It's not that I can't remember.
0:07That's what I can't remember. I don't know. I don't know.
0:07I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
0:07I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
0:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's doing it. Exactly.
0:07I need someone to take Stroud. Yeah, Stroud's got to go next.
0:07I'm not taking seven weeks of dark. Goff or Mahomes?
0:07Mahomes wins. Take Stroud. The only time you'll ever see.
0:07We can't let Goff and Stroud reject this. Someone has to.
0:07Take Stroud. Hold on. Hold on. Is Dark gone yet?
0:07No, someone has to take him. Hey, do we have a?
0:07Do we have a? Then I'll take him and then I'll need a quarterback.
0:07This is just a test. I'm not taking a QB.
0:07Criars of Permitente Jackson. There's somebody left. I'm happy with anybody left.
0:07CJ Stroud. Bill. Bill. Bill. Come on. Bill. Bill.
0:07Come on. Bill. Don't fucking ruin it. Come on.
0:07At least get love off the. Oh, this is an incredible run.
0:07What about Goff? This is. I don't know if this is everybody's gone except Bill.
0:07Take Dark. Take Goff. Take Goff. Take Goff. I thought the kickers was amazing.
0:07Goff. You got to take Goff. Goff. I'm going to take Goff.
0:07Goff. You got to take Goff. You got to take Goff.
0:07You got to take Goff. The kicker thing was great.
0:07I love that. You got to take Goff. This is amazing.
0:07I think Goff should take kickers. That was really smart.
0:07Yeah. Fuck. East and stick. This is great. Look at Mel.
0:07This is winning the lead. It was my idea, so I feel pretty good.
0:07Oh, he's out. That's the shit that I've been talking about, bro.
0:07Take some things. Roots all done the whole thing.
0:07It was time for him. He does his own fucking thing.
0:07Well, all the good QBs are good. You should be a champion of yourself.
0:07I'm not taking Jackson, Dirk. Thank you, Sal. My husband's a big Lions fan.
0:07We're all set. Oh, man. So are we some morals?
0:07Chris needs a quarterback. Yeah, you do, Chris. You need a backup.
0:07I'll find Dart for you. Yeah. Come on. I feel like Dart.
0:07I think Dart is a good pick here. Yeah.
0:07Come on. We need more people to take quarterback.
0:07Dart. Dart. Take Dart, bro. Straight to January 6th.
0:07Dart, Chuck. Take it. I don't. I don't. You're second.
0:07Darnold over Dart. I like it. Darnold's a great pick.
0:07Thank God. All right. Yeah. Is it Red or Dart to land with Mike?
0:07Easy. You gotta go kick it out. Stroud, see you.
0:07Stroud. Keep it going. I may take out of the way back.
0:07Darnold. Yeah, take Stroud here. It's bad as good.
0:07Mayfife it's a play Cam Ward. Darnold's a great pick.
0:07Cam Ward. I just. Thank you. Dicker? Yeah. Yeah, see?
0:07He knows. He knows. What's up with the kicker?
0:07Dicker the kicker. He knows. It's a great pick.
0:07Oh, Dicker's a good pick. Oh, I love Dicker.
0:07That's a great pick. It's an absolutely fantastic pick.
0:07That's an incredible pick. It loves Dicker. Love Dicker.
0:07Oh, man. That was a fun try. Wow, man.
0:07It's just great stuff. I'm having too much fun here.
0:07Absolutely wonderful. Sal, yeah. Were you thinking backup kicker, or what are you thinking?
0:07You just worry about your own bad shit. No, you're right.
0:07Oh, man. All right. That was fun. I enjoyed that.
0:07It's going to have easily been avoided if we did a Q quarterback league.
0:07They would have all been in the first three rounds.
0:07Sliding doors. Yeah. Thank you for asking, man. Fuck you.
0:07That's a good pick. Thank you for not letting him be there and tempting me.
0:07I should have. I thought he was actually already gone.
0:07I might have broken down and taken. This is good.
0:07That's a good plan. I was sure he was going to make it back to me.
0:07I thought he was gone already. That's a good plan.
0:07I said thank you. We can't do it, Dave.
0:07The other person whose brain melted when this happened is not just me.
0:07Bill also just kind of, I think, got rocked by that.
0:07The guys who's brain melted Jackson Dart, Bill. Dart?
0:07Dart's still on the board, right? Dart. Before. He got his defense.
0:07He might get Stroud, though. Stroud's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:07Chris. Heifetz is just... So, Craig, wait right now.
0:07Someone to Stroud. Shuck. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's a starter duel.
0:07That's going to be a disaster. You've got to leave him with the absolute dregs in the quarterback position.
0:07Someone's got to take Stroud, otherwise this is all for naught.
0:07House can take a quarterback here. Oh, I took two already.
0:07Did you? Yeah, I have Dak and Lov. Oh, and Dak and Lov.
0:07I think Heifetz would rather have Shuck than Stroud, though.
0:07Yes. I kind of want to take Stroud. But wait, if Shuck and Stroud get taken, what does he do at that point?
0:07Well, I can take a quarterback, but somebody else has to take a third.
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0:07Literally. Oh, my gosh. We have to go to Tua.
0:07Tua would be incredible. Holy shit. This is the best.
0:07It's very good. Is it collusioned when the whole league colludes against one person?
0:07No, it's camaraderie. No. It's camaraderie. That's literally the definition.
0:07It's all Congress. It's called the NFL. This is kind of funny.
0:07We created a during-draft. It's literally the- This is a lot of punishment.
0:07This is it. Well, we had somebody in the league who's like, I'm smarter than everybody else.
0:07I'm going to get a good quarterback late. And we were like, fuck that.
0:07Fuck that. We're going to take a quarter. Fuck you.
0:07You'll get nothing. 10 out of 13 picks. What are the quarterbacks?
0:07That's fucking hysterical. You can get Stroud. You can have Tyler Shaw.
0:08Tyler Shaw. All of Daniel Jones. Bryce Young. Jacoby Brissett.
0:08The real question here, guys, is none of us really need quarterbacks, but this is bargaining for players that we like on Danny's team.
0:08Exactly. That's right. That's right. It's almost possible to take enough quarterbacks that he can't start one.
0:08Is it? Yeah. Oh, my God, bro. I'm fucking with this.
0:08Like it is. I'm fucking Jesus Christ. He might have to start going after that crap came in more.
0:08What? He's going to fight you. Danny, plug your ears while we try.
0:08He's so happy right now. Oh, I'm sorry. It's like this thing is he's the host of our fantasy football.
0:08And he's going to have Drew Aller in week one, hoping he comes in.
0:08So what are these punishments? What's this list? So there have been 21 quarterbacks taken.
0:08Yeah. Just kind of hurry up. Yeah. Maybe taste some middle one retired.
0:08So we can leave him with like, you know.
0:08Mal's up. Oh, we got Mallory's team up. Let's see.
0:08Mal, it looks like you don't need any quarterbacks.
0:08Just going for a thousand things. Oh, I love Denzel.
0:08Great pick. Good pick. Now, that's why you won.
0:08Denzel. Okay. That's why you won. That's why you won.
0:08We have the first pick. We have it. True story.
0:08Mal, we have your team up on Netflix. What was your favorite pick, Mal, of those picks?
0:08I've loved them all. You know, I don't really have any notes, honestly.
0:08I think that the Bowers pick was particularly sweet because I know it pissed all of you off.
0:08So I liked that. That was good. You know, feeling great.
0:08Feeling great. The second worst thing you did to me in this draft.
0:08I do feel a little bad, Danny. No, you don't.
0:08No, you don't. Don't play that card. Come on.
0:08You love it. I saw your face. Oh, God.
0:08She's downright giddy. Your back is magically feeling fine.
0:08I feel high. I feel like I just snorted a mountain of cocaine.
0:08Who the fuck is this manga? Oh, interesting pick, Sean.
0:08Could get... I don't know. A nun guy. Chang picked up the quarterbacks.
0:08Interesting. I'm just trying to go over exactly who's left.
0:08He's too good. I know. I'm worried that whoever we leave him with will be good.
0:08He'll be good. And he'll just... It's gotta be Tua.
0:08This is like Survivor. Or Cam Ward since he's been shitting on him all.
0:08This is Cam Ward. I feel like Tua came.
0:08How else are you taking? Alex Pierce. Alex Pierce.
0:08This is the most Chang-like strategy we could have ever come up with.
0:08I don't know who would enjoy this sport, Chang or Sal.
0:08It really works perfectly. Have you ever seen a draft where this happened?
0:08Not in a concerted effort. Like accidentally, maybe? But this is great.
0:08It can only happen if the guy... You might have to start Trey Lance.
0:08Oh my God. That was Kelsey. Oh. R.I.P. Wow.
0:08I feel like he's gotta be better than Kyle Pitts.
0:08Best of those last words. Did you say he's better than Kyle Pitts?
0:08He's gotta be better than Kyle Pitts. We were drafted five rounds earlier.
0:08He's got a little bit more. Yeah. Chang's like, what can Brad do for me?
0:08A little interest ball saying. A little brown sticker.
0:08Yeah. We're orange. What is that called? Chang wavering for the first time.
0:08Straub, buddy. Come on. Through out or shorts? How about shorts?
0:08Shucks. Shucks. What? Over Straub? We're gonna let Tidia have Dart.
0:08Could have had a backup kicker. No, Bill took Dart.
0:08Someone should take Dart. Bill took Dart. Oh yeah, Bill took Dart.
0:08I missed that while I was celebrating my pick.
0:08So Dave, you take Tyler. I like Shuck too.
0:08So basically the first 22 QBs are off the board now.
0:08Daniel Jones, Stroud, Young, Brissette. Yeah, man! Out of you!
0:08Who's my backup going to be? Oh yeah, you didn't take that.
0:08Wow. Two quarterbacks. Put it to a vote. I'm down to change it now.
0:08Yeah, we did it! All right, who's left? We got Daniel Jones is left.
0:08I don't even care about my team anymore. Who's, uh, who are we trying to stick with?
0:08Van, we're looking at your team on the screen here.
0:08You got three quarterbacks. How did you feel about that?
0:08You know, how did you feel about that versus an Elias eye-row slits?
0:08I don't know. Quarterbacks? I don't know about the quarterback picks.
0:08To me, you look at this as three quarterbacks.
0:08I look at this as two black quarterbacks. All LSU Daniels.
0:08That's true. Uh-oh. All right, I'm taking Brissette. Yeah!
0:08Oh! Oh my God! Wow. He's okay! Craig, this is a big moment.
0:08Who are you taking? Did you guys cover this scenario?
0:08God bless you. God bless everyone. Yeah! At this point, he doesn't want to be a chicken.
0:08He's not even taking it for a chicken. Now he's got to be Brice Young.
0:08Danny, walk us through the upside for Brice Young to, uh, Aaron Rodgers.
0:08Aaron Rodgers! Aaron Rodgers! Aaron Rodgers! Aaron Rodgers! Aaron Rodgers!
0:08Aaron Rodgers! Wow! Absolutely not. I love this. I will draft camp war, bro.
0:08I'm dead serious. I will take you. You better draft a quarterback.
0:08I'm not in a good shape and terrorist. Other than Sean.
0:08We do not. Absolutely not. Holy shit. Other than Sean.
0:08I don't even want a quarterback. You're signing your own death.
0:08Clearly. No. You know what? No. Where are the receivers?
0:08Where's that receiver? Are you fucking serious right now?
0:08Arrogance. Take Stephon Diggs. The Seagrass! Are we going to have the winners again?
0:08We're going to have the Seagrass. Let's float my team here.
0:08Let's see. I don't know. There's zero quarterback. Jonathan Taylor.
0:08We got Hampton at running back with, uh, Tony Pollard and Jonathan Brooks.
0:08Bastions of health, really. Pillars. Well, I think Danny, this is a calamity.
0:08There's a list of punishments. How did this happen to you?
0:08Can we trade right now? How did this happen to me?
0:08I will trade you a Larry Hampton for, uh, Willis, right now.
0:08No. Don't do that. I'll do that. This is a great trade.
0:08This is the only kind of wrong situation. Honestly, it might have existed.
0:08I say no trades during the draft. No trades during the draft.
0:08Hey, I'm Sage and I love it. I think you might want to, you know, make this trade happen.
0:08I mean, honestly, the Jayden Reed pick was a fuck you to the entire league and was received accordingly.
0:08Right. I agree. Yeah, I think I'll be fine.
0:08Clip that for when I come in last. I would take your punishment now.
0:08I would draft your punishment. Yeah, that's why I would be very smart.
0:08Very smart. Yeah. Or else you're eating Terry Brashaw's blood, bitch.
0:08Also, no dropping like Matthew Stafford in week three this time around.
0:08Yeah, we gotta stick together on this. Otherwise, this means nothing.
0:08He was hurt. And five quarterbacks. One MVP. You look terrible.
0:08I get it. MVP of the NFL. That's true.
0:08Your champion's going to outskool. My strategy worked last year.
0:08I cowered. I cowered in that way. I have a feeling if he doesn't take a quarterback now, there are literally no starting players.
0:08Where is Tick Tock? Is this your favorite? Tick Tock bumble.
0:08Oh, shit. Oh, my miss. Yeah, you still don't have a quarterback.
0:08Yes. You can keep running. Any day now. All right.
0:08Fuck. Oh, no, no. Not that. The guy who's gone.
0:08Tua. This is lame. So, I respect what everyone's in.
0:08Tua. Come on. Tua. Panic. I would literally rather die in an empty spot than roster Tua.
0:08You gotta get Tua. I think the reality is, while that was really a good bit, I'm going to take Bryce Young
0:08and he'll be just as good, if not better, than like eight of the guys that went ahead of him.
0:08And that was a very silly strategy by all of you.
0:08All a good bit. Very silly strategy. No one else.
0:08He'll be in the CFL. Dude, the SFL numbers.
0:08He's about to put up. When he's going for the Arbanon.
0:08He's going to be the Alouettes. It's going to be absolutely feeding families.
0:08Look how not nervous he is. He's going back and forth.
0:08He's like, all right. Look at these punishments real quick.
0:08Your hands are shaking. I mean, the good news is we're not live on a huge streaming platform.
0:08Is Brian Young allowed to ride Space Mountain yet?
0:08Is he taller than Mina? Not yet. No. No.
0:08We're still waiting for that. I'll take... No, I'm not taking a fucking...
0:08Should I dress as the hungry caterpillar at next year's draft?
0:08Yeah. You're going to have to host. Oh, that's a good point.
0:08You're going to host as a caterpillar. No, I'm not worried.
0:08Sorry. I'm taking forever here. I just lost track of it.
0:08Come on. I'm around. I'm missing. I'm missing. I'm missing.
0:08I'm missing. I'm missing. I've never seen something work so well.
0:08I'm missing. Any fucking day now. Give me a...
0:08Bryce. This is a disaster. Just pick a player.
0:08What position do you want? This is fine, bro.
0:08I'll take... I'll take... I'll take... Ten. Nine. This is like...
0:08Aaron Foxx in the finals. Oh, that guy fucked me last year.
0:08I'll take Matthew Golden. And it was Hyphens' fault.
0:08Yeah, it probably wasn't my fault. It is. I dropped him way too high last year.
0:08Me too. It was a miserable experience. That sucked.
0:08You gotta get another running man. That was horrible.
0:08Danny, you're a champ. You're a trooper. He really is.
0:08That was awesome. He did good. So... You're a good sport, buddy.
0:08Took it. Enjoy last place. I will say... I felt really smug about the whole thing until Craig took Daniel Jones.
0:08And then I was like, fuck. Because I thought no one's going to take him.
0:08And I was like, he's going to be like a top 10 quarterback for three weeks.
0:08That's your partner. He knows you better than anybody.
0:08That's true. He broke my heart. He really broke my back there.
0:08That was tough. I'm really sorry about that. Yeah, fuck.
0:08Oh my God. I think this could get worse.
0:08I think you were in the Batman way, but I didn't think it could get worse.
0:08Still right there. Stephon, man. Rock treatment. Put it through.
0:08Oh my God. You really blew my back out.
0:08You blew this. Get out of my back out.
0:08Unbelievable. You're walking funny for weeks. Dave, how many fucks do I have to say to get this off the air?
0:08What are you saying? I think we've blown past that.
0:08Yeah, we've blown past that. All right. DK, yeah.
0:08You're on the clock here. Yeah. What is... I kind of want to look at DK's team.
0:08Anybody but me. I'm going Keaton Mitchell. All right.
0:08DK, you got... That's a good pick. I'm going to be deciding between Daniel Jones and Drake Mayer.
0:08I have so many good quarterbacks. Yes? Jawan Johnson.
0:08Oh, damn it. Oh, nice. Okay. You guys got that?
0:08Yeah, Jawan Johnson. Jawan Johnson. Okay. Solid pick. Solid pick.
0:08Later. Okay. You going to take another quarterback? Yeah, Chang is on it.
0:08Okay, huh? Go on defense. What defense? You could have got another kicker.
0:08Texans went, right? Texans went. Just stacking receivers. Going for another one?
0:08Yeah, I'm stacking. I've got to make some trades.
0:08Bill, why did you take Texans and not the Seahawks defense?
0:08I love the Texans. There's your answer. I knew it.
0:08I knew it. Seahawks have a harder schedule. I thought about it.
0:08I thought it was 1A, 1B. I wanted one of them.
0:08Ooh, let's stick high because we're a shitty defense.
0:08Yeah! Let's go! Let's go! That's fine. We can easily do that.
0:0814 in a row. Say less. Stacking receivers. Frank 3D is going to say, I'd rather...
0:08Don't take the same way, but I'm to Frank's least favorite.
0:08I saw that clip where you guys were saying.
0:08I just can't deal with him. 12th round, though.
0:08Come on. He got hurt every day of the week.
0:08He's not good, but it's okay. He's on the trade block if anyone wants him.
0:08All right. Let's throw House's team up. DK, what do you think of House's team?
0:08Let's see. Let's see. He's got Amon Ross Sutton, Metcalf, Myers, Pierce.
0:08I'm doing old guard. And Aaron Jones. Wow. Hey.
0:08It's good to score you. It's all points all year.
0:08You have a lot of players that probably have big font on their iPhone.
0:08It fits. I'm over here in Boomer Corner, bitch.
0:08House, we have your team up. Which one of these are your most proud?
0:08I love Dak Prescott where I got him. I like his first six picks.
0:08Last, not as much. Right before Bowers. I was surprised by that.
0:08Yeah. He did set the record for catching. He catches a lot of shit.
0:08I'm taking the Rams. Good pick. I think we could really screw people on defense.
0:08Just saying. I mean, you guys won't do it.
0:08Who's off at Seahawks? Miles Garrett, come on. Miles?
0:08It's going to go crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did what's his name decide to come back?
0:08I missed it. Who? Not yet Donald, but he will.
0:08He will. Yeah. Why does he want to play minicamp?
0:08I like how certain they are on that. Yeah.
0:08He's like, I'll come back week four. That's nuts.
0:08What if he's washed, though? It's 35. How's that?
0:08We'll see. I'm giving him one suck. Are you blindsided?
0:08I'm not going to fight him over it. Don't.
0:08It's possible that he might. Hey, Donald, you suck.
0:08Even if he's like 75%, 80% of what regular Aaron Donald is.
0:08I mean, they're pretty good otherwise. They have Miles Garrett, so they're good.
0:08It's fine. Now, the best available is on the board.
0:08We have Chris Godwin. We have Rashad White. Kenny Gainwell.
0:08I have my own research right here. Okay. Cool.
0:08Hey, Al. He's like strategy draft. Talk to the champ.
0:08Okay, Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers-esque. Plead the fifth. You're immunized.
0:08Aiden might call HR. This is tough. She's not a doctor, but she can read.
0:08Rodgers said that, by the way. Was that your back?
0:08You're taking the defense. Broncos. Defense. Wow. Okay. Going Denver Broncos, too.
0:08That's a good pick. Boom. Boom. I'm into this.
0:08I'm taking it. He just wants fucking chaos. There can only be one Derry.
0:08That's true. I'm going down. Billy getting in on the defense.
0:08Do you need a backup defense? What are you doing?
0:08Bill takes two defenses. Uh-oh. I'm not going to take one, because I have the best one already.
0:08That's right. You do. From two rounds ago. We have Bill's team up on the board.
0:08So, he's got Jamar Chase, Ashton Jente, Nico Collins, Colson Loveland, David Montgomery, Sam Laporta, Trevor Lawrence, and then he went rogue
0:08with Brandon Aubrey as the kicker in Texas defense.
0:08And I think Bill is thrilled about having him on the best kicker and the best defense.
0:08I only got two wide receivers. Wait. I just realized it's because he said he had three of the best positions, and
0:08then he went and went and had to get Aubrey.
0:08He used to it. Yeah, Bill, by the way, we start three receivers.
0:08We start three. I'm aware. Oh, yeah, that's true.
0:08Bill has two receivers. He took a kicker and a defense.
0:08I got a lot of receivers. I got a lot of receivers.
0:08Back at a strategy this year. Back at a strategy is two receivers.
0:08Is this to not fill out a starting lineup?
0:08Bill, Stephon Diggs for Brandon Aubrey. Good deal. I want to make sure he wasn't.
0:08Brandon Ayuk is available. No. I got it. You think, is Danny too stubborn to trade one of his best players for a quarterback?
0:08He'd rather tank the whole season? He'll just go down swinging.
0:08He's in like 14 leagues. I actually find Heifetz to be very rational in trade discussions.
0:08Genuinely. But you have to wait pretty far into the season.
0:08Yeah. We made a trade last year. We did.
0:08Yeah, we did. Every player I traded you immediately got hurt, and then I won the league.
0:08Thank you. I, yeah, no. You probably, you know what?
0:08But I didn't really benefit from the player you traded me.
0:08No, our trade kind of sucked. It was one of those like lose-lose, but everyone was irrelevant.
0:08Would you like to tell anyone what it was?
0:08It was like Roma Dunze. I sent you a Dunze Laporta, and you sent me Henderson.
0:08Betrayed with Henderson and Sam LaPorta never played together.
0:08Oh, God. I was in the trade. You motherfucker.
0:08Are you kidding me? Oh, wow. Are you kidding me?
0:08Yeah. That's what you get for doing a quarterback game.
0:08You missed out on Makai Lemon. Bill? Really strong.
0:08Pick Bill. Wow. Call of a pick Bill. Chris is actually pissed.
0:08I got to say, don't praise me too much, because I was going to take Jacoby Myers, who went four rounds ago.
0:08I'm not praising you at all. This is great.
0:08That was why I took two minutes. I thought DK Metcalf was still on the board, which is why it took forever.
0:08I just couldn't take Khalil Shakir. It just makes me sad.
0:08What's the temperature in here? It's so hot. A little toasty?
0:08Is that adjustable? He's right there. Right there. Right down.
0:08Who is it? Godwin is no longer the best player of Bell.
0:08Yeah. Get that off. Damn, I was going to go off.
0:08I want that. Sure. I need it. Don't hate it.
0:08It's 68 degrees in here. I couldn't do it.
0:08CR Corner. I have a different guy in mine.
0:08Hey, Chris, how you doing over there? I don't know what I got.
0:08Alex? Well, I'm disappointed, because I think that Akai's going to be incredible.
0:08I just couldn't do it. I couldn't get excited for it.
0:09They're like doing wheel routes with him and shit.
0:09Ooh. That was tough. I like to recover. I love the clipboard walk up.
0:09Yeah. This is like an offensive coordinator. It was like draft day.
0:09You look like Mike McDaniel right now. I do look like Mike McDaniel.
0:09CR, you were going to take Lemon? Vontae Mack, no matter what.
0:09I was. I was surprised he was still on the board.
0:09I didn't really fully understand that. Maybe it's because of the nine quarter.
0:09I just had a fight in a row. See, that is something that's not.
0:09Not only is he the number two receiver in the Eagles, but the number three is Wicks.
0:09Yes. And I don't even think you have a number four, do you?
0:09Who's your number four? Just relax. Yeah. Wicks was in a tragic accident where his hands don't work.
0:09And it's just. Yeah. I never thought Wicks was good.
0:09All right. You got to write hot water and lemon, right?
0:09All over you. That's it. Hot water and Makai.
0:09Yeah. Make it feel better a little bit here with the Eagles.
0:09That's the defense. Big Fangio. I wish I could take the Texans again.
0:09Birds D. And then. Dodgers. They're losing streak. I guess I'll take Shakir.
0:09Going Khalil Shakir. Love that guy. Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough.
0:09Couldn't do it. Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough.
0:09So here, we can throw Sal's team up there.
0:09Sal, which of these players on your team so far do you think you're going to hate the most?
0:09A month into the season. I think it's. It's not there yet.
0:09It's not there yet. I don't have any of those guys.
0:09It's something. I'm going to hate Woody. Look at the board.
0:09Look at the board. Look at the board. It's probably Carnell Tate.
0:09Nobody likes him. It's okay. No. You hate Tate?
0:09That's me and I hate Tate. Come on. Craig, what do you think of Sal's team?
0:09Oh, what the? Bill, what are you doing? Sal's up.
0:09Yeah. I mean, he just gets to. He's just perusing.
0:09Boomer Corner is really having a moment over there.
0:09Boy. All right. What are you getting? A lot of strong conversation and analysis and dialogue right now in the group.
0:09You know? I mean, how many podcast hosts can you put into a room and have?
0:09I think I'm just a show. Yeah, honestly, I feel like Danny has a...
0:09No, you have to take over, Craig. He's fallen his spark.
0:09Danny lost a lust for letting us hear that whole thing.
0:09It's a thousand yards. You know the time in the movie where you just hear that, like, piercing tinnitus sound and I'm just, like, falling under the tank?
0:09I'm like, my life. I'm like, flashbang. I think that he had a flashbang.
0:09Holy shit. God. Tell me what you think of Sal's team, for God's sake.
0:09Well, I like Jordan Tyson. I like that. Jordan Tyson.
0:09I like it. He's been paying attention. I think he's great.
0:09I like it. He'll be out for a little bit.
0:09Throw him in the IR. I'll be fine. Two starting receivers and then two rookies who both have been basically injured for all of us.
0:09Oh, wow. I just want to go one for two with the rookie receivers.
0:09Every year there's one really good rookie receiver. It'll be Mekhiar Lemon.
0:09How... Sorry. I have a two out of three chance.
0:09How do you feel about Sal getting the starting Packers running back in round 13?
0:09That's the correct thing. That's exactly what you should do.
0:09That's really nice. It's rational. What's wrong with that?
0:09Well, I mean, you took the Packers back, you know.
0:09Boomers or anything? I know. Okay. Good question, actually.
0:09You guys are X's, right? He's going to train me.
0:09You guys are X's. Boomers just more derogatory. I've got Dak.
0:09Boomers just more derogatory. Boomers are parents. Yeah. My parents are boomers.
0:09Pretty thin. We're Wunderweight? X? Pretty thin right now, guys.
0:09We're Gen X. We're the best generation. Oh, what do you think in here?
0:09Fuck yeah. We don't trust other people. Right. I feel like I should be trusting.
0:09Ben Stiller. Let's see. Oh, I asked. Oh, okay.
0:09What? Malz? All right. You're going Denver strong here.
0:09You've got Knicks. You've got the Broncos. I think the Broncos are going to be good.
0:09All right. Let's see. Heifetz only taking one QB was spectacular.
0:09It's an incredible moment that we'll all remember until we die.
0:09It's like, I've just got to get back to both of you.
0:09What are we talking about? One of those formative things.
0:09I'm going to be starting Bryce Young against the Seahawks.
0:09He's going to be like minus seven. You're going to go back home.
0:09As far as Netflix betrayals go. Oh, that's good.
0:09Top ones. Yeah. Gainwell. What was that show with Kyle Chandler?
0:09Oh, yeah. Bloodlines. Bloodlines. Bloodlines. That was good. Another pick of mine you like?
0:09This was worse. House of Cards. He got shot out of the subway.
0:09House of Cards. Very good. I'll just note that that's another pick of mine that DK liked.
0:0913 for 13. Craig would have made a real big noise if Kenneth Gainwell, if he hadn't seen Kenneth Gainwell go.
0:09Craig calls him the best player in the NFL.
0:09Wait until he comes back and sees that I took him.
0:09He did catch a 55-1 two-touchdown bet that I put on television.
0:09What do you think of Sean's team? I think Sean's done a good job, and I'm proud of him, considering he's been pretending he doesn't follow football.
0:09I know he does. Dad? I'm just so under-equipped compared to you guys.
0:09I might get punished. After eviscerating Danny to open this up.
0:09I think he did a spectacular, spectacular job. Yeah, it was a heel turn.
0:09Of heel turning us. He watches football. He follows it.
0:09He listens to multiple football podcasts. It made it seem like he was going to draft Hans Zimmer or something.
0:09He watches the sport. I see him talk about the sport.
0:09Woody. Woody Marks. I like Woody. Defense? Yeah, why not?
0:09No defense. Are we doing that as a bit now, or is this just happening?
0:09Sure. Oh, that's nice. Thanks, Hans. Now I'm not good.
0:09They play the Jets and the Dolphins. We're going to have a good defense.
0:09That's four times. That's a good pick. How significant will the fall off for the Patriots be this year?
0:09We're going to be good. You cheating, Chris? Is the defense going to be better than last year?
0:09I think so. Are you cheating? Yeah. I mean, the schedule is hard.
0:09What are you Googling? I have us 11 and 6.
0:0911 is still good. 11 will be phenomenal in the Super Bowl angle over here.
0:09Who just won? I can't say it. Raven? It's a three-win draft.
0:09I had to decide between the Ravens and the Patriots.
0:09Yeah, that's what I was deciding. And the problem is the Ravens get to play the Browns twice.
0:09Raven's schedule is a cakewalk. I was like, whichever one you picked, I was going to pick the other one.
0:09So it was an even split. Bigsby. All right.
0:09Bigsby. All right. Smart pick. Smart. Great. There he is.
0:09We can put James team up on the screen.
0:09Ooh. Craig. There we go. We all look to you to say best player in the league and then realize you had gone to take a piss.
0:09He was a tough timing. If we put James team up.
0:09Van's got the blue running backs. Oh, Bigsby. Damn it.
0:09This is the receivers. So you've got Travis. You've got Judkins and then Charbonnet and Tank Bigsby.
0:09Yeah. Okay. I'm planning on Barkley to unfortunately get injured early in the season.
0:09Okay. The hand... Okay. So you're just basically trying to fuck over Van.
0:09100%. I love... Listen, I also love Iran Barkley.
0:09He's not the only motherfucker. You know, we actually tried to have one of the punishments be Van...
0:09You have to box Van. Oh, no. And we were talked out of it.
0:09Oh. But... Because we were told you were going to beat the shit in.
0:09He's kind of the biggest person here. No. What if he picked that?
0:09How would that work? All shoulders spying. Does well against boxing.
0:09Jiu-jitsu. I'll take that down. Jiu-jitsu. Not going to the ground with anyone.
0:09It's a different world down there. Oh, yeah. You only have to do that shit your day.
0:09You're taking... Debo. You son of a bitch. I was just going to take him.
0:09He loves Debo this year. Now do I have to take courtesy about that?
0:09I thought about that. Allin. Who's the best fat wide receiver ever?
0:09Oh, that's a fun question. Probably... Fat wide receiver.
0:09Chunky wide outs. The best one ever. Kelvin... You have to go back to...
0:09Oh, yeah. Kelvin Benjamin. Kelvin Benjamin, I think. Kelvin Benjamin.
0:09That's a good one. Yeah, he was fat the entire time.
0:09He was like a tight end body playing receiver.
0:09Right. That's an amazing ball. Eddie Lacy, fat is right.
0:09That's the best answer. Yeah. See what happens? He was a thick man.
0:09Keenan Allen. I'm trying to think of another one now.
0:09Besides Debo. I'm trying to think of actually another guy.
0:09They'll stick like that. I'm saying he's a one-on-one.
0:09Yeah. Who'd you take, DK? Keenan Allen? Okay. I think he's still got it.
0:09But he's never fast, so it doesn't matter. Right.
0:09Just gets open, and he has a lot of targets every year.
0:09Let's go to Seattle, where Bryce Young has thrown his fourth intercept.
0:09Who's their backup? You should get him. He's Kenny Pickett.
0:09Oh, my God. It's not that bad. They'll just play the injury music the entire game.
0:09Just in case. Kenny two gloves. You know, what could go wrong, really?
0:09Your entire season. Yeah. No technology. There's no more defense.
0:09Every good defense is gone. What are you doing?
0:09You fucking need that shit now. I'm texting my daughter.
0:09She had a scrimmage today. Oh. That's nice. They won three to two.
0:09She's gone. She's doing that. She's doing that. What a bunch of bullshit.
0:09A.K.A. Matthew Barry. We're supposed to believe you? She scored a lefty flick goal, she said.
0:09So you said. What do you like in the late round?
0:09I was like. All right, Heifetz. Let's not take 10 minutes.
0:09All right. I think I'm going to capitulate. Next year, anyone who claims they're texting instead of Googling should have to, like, I'll show you the text.
0:09Cast it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Onto the broadcast. Finley scored on a free kick, and Brady had to go off a corner kick.
0:09You're showing us a text where the last texts are not from you, even though we just saw you hit send.
0:09Today, 12-15. Uh-huh. Finley. It's one. Shout out to Finley.
0:09Oh, Will Levis is still on the board. What were you guys thinking?
0:09Yeah. That's all code for take the injured wide receiver from ISU.
0:09Oh, yeah. Will Levis is here. Oh, yeah. Will Levis.
0:09You got to be thinking a little bit. Just draft two and now.
0:09You're not taking Aaron Rodgers. Who are you going to take?
0:09Dan Ward. Oh, he's going to panic. We did something.
0:09Penix! Isn't he not the starter? That's kind of a nice pick.
0:09Penix rising. He's not the starter, though, right? He's in the start with one.
0:09My hedge against Michael Penix is fourth ACL tear.
0:09I think he's going to be the hungry caterpillar next year.
0:09Congratulations. I'm going to be the hungry caterpillar. Because I kind of realized if I didn't take a defense, you guys were
0:09going to do the defense thing, and I was going to get stuck with 77 hot dogs.
0:09It's only 76. Don't worry. That's what I'm doing.
0:09Next year's draft. Eat everything it is. I'm taking the hungry caterpillar.
0:09What did the hungry caterpillar eat in the book?
0:09Who remembers? Yeah. So the punishment list. I basically was like worried you guys would do that again with the punishments.
0:09With buns or no buns? So I'm taking a punishment.
0:09So I'm going to be next year. If I come in last, I'm going to have to be the hungry caterpillar next year's draft.
0:09To eat all the hungry caterpillars shit. But there's going to be a punishment run at some point.
0:09And all you turn on me, you're going to turn on each other with these punishment suits.
0:09Because someone's going to... All right. Come on. What is the caterpillar eat?
0:09Do you know? It's like some apples or something.
0:09And then the chapter is the entire Bradshaw's book.
0:09What? You're about to make a speech. No, I'm just ready to go.
0:09Cupcakes. Yeah, everybody's ready to go. I just peed.
0:09I feel good. Let's go. It's pretty good. Everything he ages is awesome.
0:09I'm doing Chris Rodriguez on the Jags. Great. He's actually pretty good.
0:09Good job. Enjoy. He was so good. Yeah, because he had three runs.
0:09Oh, that's right. You did the slits. Yeah. That was less cowardly than my pick.
0:09That was good. You're like, I'm going to cut him.
0:09All right. Jonah Coleman. Fucking cut that guy. Nice.
0:09I like that pick. Good job. This is just taking my sleepers now.
0:09Good pick. That's fine. Your sleepers. Your sleepers? Year of sleepers.
0:09Now we're flying. That's right. I can't believe Heifetz didn't take Cam Ward.
0:09I think Cam Ward's going to suck. I think Michael Penix could actually be good.
0:09I think so. But you could have taken him after Michael Penix because you have Bryce Young and Michael Penix as your quarterback.
0:09I want three quarterbacks. Then who's going to be the Caterpillar?
0:09Exactly. 49ers defense to Van. Ellis, you guys in that defense, Van?
0:09Yeah. Do you need running backs? Put Warner's back.
0:09Heifetz, you took the Caterpillar? That's the key. Yeah, I took the Caterpillar.
0:09The backer. I'm waiting to see when the punishment run is going to start.
0:09You have to eat 77 hot dogs in a month here.
0:09That sounds wonderful. I'll do that just for fun.
0:09Joel's going to have a tough time. It's two hot dogs a day, basically.
0:09That's fine. One in the morning. No butt? And one in the afternoon.
0:09You only take a punishment run if you're afraid to lose.
0:09Period. How's my draft that just to do it?
0:09Do you have to eat it like just nut?
0:09You have to dip it in the water? I mean, it's preferable.
0:09There you go. You did it. I think that makes it a lot of good.
0:09All right, little Washington. Are you hearing good things about that?
0:09We're flying. Dave takes Chica Cuonco, the tight end from Washington.
0:09And then Kate takes Tajay Spears, the running back from the tight end.
0:09That's the first player I've not heard of in this draft.
0:09Which one? Tajay Spears. He's good. He's the Tony Pollard insurance.
0:09He's the one player. I'm not ready for this, but I know 300 NFL players.
0:09I mean, there you go. Everybody here had heard of him, right?
0:09Every other person here? I've never heard of him.
0:09No, I didn't know who was. Joe, that's where I was going.
0:09That's the middle. I guess I got to make my second choice there.
0:09Nope, that's not who I want. I didn't want to double up with her.
0:09Jake's off the board. I didn't even realize. Jake Ferguson's off the board?
0:09Yeah, Craig picked him. You could have had him at 11.
0:09Yeah, but then I would have had your team.
0:09Can we put Craig's team up? Craig came in last, last year.
0:09Can we put Craig's team up here on the board?
0:09But not five points. Still still in the punishment.
0:09Correct. I got seven. It was your fault. No, you didn't.
0:09The hot dogs is pretty funny. All right, so Craig has James Cook and Chase Brown at running back.
0:09And I have voice crackers. I don't even know what happened.
0:09I'm nervous. Luther Byrd and Drake May. Devont Adams, Parker Washington, Henderson, Warren.
0:09Craig, which of these guys is going to fuck you?
0:09That's the funniest one. Oh, God. What do we make of Craig's list?
0:09Nice. I mean, I don't know. They don't even use that.
0:09Trivia on television was a thing that was probably the one that's going to happen.
0:09What was the old joke you guys just made?
0:09Craig's list. Craig's. Oh, yeah. Oh, Craig's list. Remember Craig's list?
0:09Yeah, I heard of it. I never bought anything on Craig's list.
0:09Ah, damn. Really? I thought I got my first apartment out here on Craig's list.
0:09Damn, my whole apartment is bad. No defense and no kickers.
0:09It's a little bit darker on Craig's list. There's a dead body.
0:09That was the most interesting thing about Craig's list.
0:09Watching people have missed connections on them. I think so, too.
0:09They were fascinating. Craig's list had missed connections? There was a whole part of Craig's list where, like, if you saw somebody,
0:09but you didn't say something, you can go in there and put it on there in hopes that they would see it and then reach out.
0:09You were dressed like a hungry caterpillar. You were getting all the food from the book.
0:09I never got your name. If you see this, reach out.
0:09Reach out. With me, we'll become butterflies. Sorry about Bradshaw.
0:09Procedural question about the punishments? Yes. The trick-or-treating, my choice of neighborhood or your choice?
0:09Or, like, the winner's choice? Danny Kelly loves my team.
0:09Good to know. You have to get ten items from ten houses.
0:09The only Ravens who left what I was actually sad about.
0:09From anywhere. What if I send you to, like, the Denver Lane Bloods Hood or something like that?
0:09We're going to find out if CR, you're really existing.
0:09Where was Jed York? I'm going to go there.
0:09It's in East Palestine, Ohio. He's going to teach him to dance.
0:09He's brother-de-o-miss. This was a miracle. I took a big gamble.
0:10Oh, he fell to you? Oh, for real? I really needed Mike Washington on the Raiders as Gentee backup.
0:10And I thought something was going to fuck me.
0:10But y'all fell asleep. And now I have his backup.
0:10I should have told him. That is a good pick.
0:10That's a nice pick. I thought Mal was going to come right in there and ram it.
0:10I'm going to take Mike Washington. I'm going to take his.
0:10So can we just point out that Bill literally is a league where you have to start three receivers.
0:10You're not going to be able to play. I mean, I guess Lemon is your third?
0:10Still does not have... Bill has... Yeah, I was going to say you have Tyson and Makai Lemon, but Tyson's out two and a half months.
0:10So you have Lemon if he plays. Heifetz. Are you talking about somebody else's draft strategy?
0:10Just want to make sure. You like it. You're into it.
0:10Yeah. Oh, my gosh. My neighbors are great. I'll just...
0:10They'll be like, give me a fucking table. Can I have some candy?
0:10You have to say trick-or-treat. Go talk to people.
0:10Well, whatever. I'll just be like, why are you here on the Super Bowl?
0:10You say I'm trick-or-treating. Aren't the Eagles playing later?
0:10I'll be like, yeah. About to go. I thought you were going to sell your ass on the street when you wrote Tricks there.
0:10Tricks are what horse do for money. Can't say I'm super familiar with this guy.
0:10Who are we taking? Oh, yeah. Nice. I like that.
0:10Who are we taking? Jalen Knoll. Jalen Knoll in the Houston Texans.
0:10Chris, what race is Jalen Knoll? I see human beings.
0:10Sean, sorry. There you go. Jesus Christ. I don't see color.
0:10I don't see color. I don't see color. I don't see color.
0:10You know a lot of white dudes named Jalen?
0:10Name of fatter black receiver than Jalen Knoll. Is there a white Jalen?
0:10No, I've never seen one before. Ever. Oh, that's great.
0:10Jalen? It's got to be a white Jalen. I haven't seen one before.
0:10It's got to be a white Jalen. We only had Khalil Green.
0:10Is there a white Tate? Who's the most famous white Jalen?
0:10I mean, Tate is only white people, right? No, there's a lot of black Tates, too.
0:10First name? Lorenz Tate, I guess, is the last name.
0:10That's last name. Lorenzo Tate. That's the last name.
0:10First name Tate. No, wait. Sal took the Packers.
0:10Sal took the Packers. It's December. It's in December.
0:10I gotta say, it's all coming up Simmons. I'm late because...
0:10Nobody took Rashid Shahid for some reason. Oh, Rashid?
0:10And he's fucking good. Yeah, that's a good pick.
0:10I'm happy to have him on my team, and I might start him in week one.
0:10You might have to. Because I literally might have him.
0:10I'm going to see your three. Welcome. Stay healthy.
0:10Now you have three. I love this guy. Now you have three.
0:10When they traded for... Remember? I texted you immediately.
0:10I was like, Jesus Christ. He's fast. This is exciting.
0:10I'm happy right now. You can run. I'm breaking my Raven's rule because this guy's going to roll.
0:10Wait, Jacoby? Yep. Jacoby lane. Oh. High upside. Another pick to Eddie Kelly likes.
0:10Can't miss. Here we go. First practice squad got taken.
0:10I don't remember getting there. Right? We'll see. All right.
0:10I think he's on the extended roster. I don't follow football.
0:10I'm not familiar with these players. I'm taking Jack Beck.
0:10Oh, Jack Beck. Is that how he bounces? He might not actually know.
0:10It's called Beck. Jack Bash. Jack Bash. I thought it was French.
0:10Jack Bash. Jack Bash. LSU. Is he the number one receiver on the Raiders?
0:10He could be. He might be. By default. Probably going to be...
0:10It's him or Trey Tucker. Hmm. Probably. Familiar with Trey's work.
0:10Yeah, yeah. I've enjoyed Jack's work with preseason. Baker.
0:10Oh, Jalen McMillen. It's the year of the Baker.
0:10Jalen McMillen. All right. We're cruising now. Chris Godwin.
0:1036? 138. I mean... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
0:10Where's it? What are you doing, bro? He's warming up.
0:10I kept getting up. I had to take it up.
0:10My favorite game of the year outside of Sal.
0:10Oh, yeah. We got Calvin Ridley. Oh, my God.
0:10Is he still league? I know. Incredible. He's on the Titans.
0:10Nice. Did you just say my favorite gambler outside of Sal?
0:10Yeah. On to the left. It's kind of a banger.
0:10That's a great job. All right. James up. Wonderful.
0:10Pick another quarterback just for fun? I wish. Do you regret joining this league yet?
0:10No, no, no, no, no, no. Chang's having the best time.
0:10I'm having a great time. He loves this. I'm having a great time.
0:10His pick time counter is by far the lowest, I think.
0:10Oh, absolutely. So we talk shit during the season.
0:10Do I have to talk shit to your assistant and then they'll tell you?
0:10And then what happens? You're lucky if you're lucky.
0:10What do I do when I get your phone there, man?
0:10I don't know. They print it out. It's a fucking great response.
0:10Dylan Samson. Man, who do you got? Yep. Okay.
0:10The best available. There are some players that have fallen.
0:10I know. Rashad White. Rashad White just sitting there?
0:10No one likes that guy. Oh, speaking of that.
0:10Rashad White got hurt during the ice bucket challenge.
0:10Is that why Van and Tay? Is that why you guys didn't do the ice bucket challenge when we tagged you?
0:10It's Tay's fault. No, I did the ice bucket challenge.
0:10The best thing he's got going on. The only person that I ever had.
0:10You just didn't do the ice bucket challenge. Wait.
0:10We tagged you. Why didn't you genuinely do the ice bucket challenge?
0:10No, there's only one guy who hasn't done it.
0:10I'm being for real. Tay didn't want to do it.
0:10I did it. I sent the video in. You did it after we sent the video in.
0:10Joey didn't send the video in. You guys all did it for nothing?
0:10For nothing. Why can't you do it? We haven't done it yet.
0:10We just dumped water on your head for no reason.
0:10I was like, yes. Allegedly. Man hates charity. You guys legitimately, we were all set to do it.
0:10And then Tate said, it's too much. Look at me.
0:10I don't want to do it. He's sticking to his side.
0:10This is actually a really good lesson. You should always stick to your story.
0:10You two fuckers. Oh my God. It's not about politics, guys.
0:10We've got to be able to come together and disagree.
0:10You know what I mean? Is this what I used to run here?
0:10Hold on. Oh, that's good. He's not even that good in his world.
0:10Did he fall off last year? He's terrible. So.
0:10I hope I'm spelling this right. Yeah. So, Vin, can you elaborate on Harrison Bucker as your kicker?
0:10This is my dream. Well, I mean, look, I'm trying to make the type of world that I want to see.
0:10You can just do it. Oh, man. I fucking miss having hair.
0:10Go ahead and just do it. Can we put Deke going to Turkey?
0:10Can we, like, put that on, like, a sense of...
0:10Let's do your trades plans. That's different. I think it might be too late.
0:10Yeah. But there's some great toupee content on Instagram.
0:10I'll send you some real stuff. It's interesting. I get a lot of haircuts.
0:10It's something hard. Turkey day. My algorithm is vast.
0:10Oh, shit. Deke, you can get it out of the way.
0:10Just wear a toupee to some of your live shows this season.
0:10You guys are doing a few. You just not say anything about it.
0:10Just show up with a toupee. Bill, what do you think about Van taking Bucker?
0:10Excuse me. I don't see any judgment in fantasy.
0:10It's a group of randomly collected people. James Cook?
0:10No, it's not always random. I don't have to worry about a locker room.
0:10Who's the backup to... People not getting along. ATN, A-Chan on New Orleans.
0:10It's like Camara, but he's hurt. No, he's not on...
0:10Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, but he's not... He's hurt.
0:10Yeah. Kendra Miller. Kendra Miller. I had him for a minute last season.
0:10That sucks for me. It's like South still really wants somebody.
0:10I'm trying to think. Well, now it's the punishment.
0:10No, it's the punishment and kicker. No, you don't have a kicker yet.
0:10How long is Camara out? Like, a couple months?
0:10No, I... How many rookies? One month. All right, I'm taking the Chargers defense.
0:10They're just not as into him as they used to be.
0:10Tyson and Lemon. That's good. No. And I have Mike...
0:10He's been in the league a long time. And they used to...
0:10I took your Chargers defense. I know. I mean...
0:10I'm probably fucked up. Not as much as handling the ball, but he was getting a million touches.
0:10Where did he go to college? Tennessee. Third round.
0:10Because if I didn't get... Really? Oh. If I didn't get Washington.
0:10Tennessee had him. They also had... Like, probably screwed.
0:10Incredible guys, like, back-to-back that were Arian Foster. All right.
0:10Who's the best guy? Because Breeze Hall is literally hurt.
0:10Jamal Lewis. Oh, yep. 2005. Prime Jamal Lewis. Bad man.
0:10So, Craig is... I want to know when people start taking punishments.
0:10Are you doing punishments now? I think it's about to get through punishments.
0:10We got traded to the right. We did it.
0:10People have been taking them. Okay, that's true. I'm going to do the hot beer, cold hot dogs.
0:10That's fucking gross, man. That's disgusting. The punishments... Fucking...
0:10So, Craig's taking... We eat hot dogs and cold beer, and you have cold dogs and hot beer.
0:10That's fucking... I gotta say, not worried about the punishment.
0:10Me neither. Yeah. Same way. Me neither. I like my team.
0:10That's just because you're not going to do it.
0:10I want to stand by my guy. It doesn't matter what...
0:10The punishment could mean to give ice cream to children.
0:10And you would not know if you lost. You wouldn't have been an ice fucking challenge.
0:10That was Tate's fault. I'm for honest. You guys.
0:10Show me the video. You're lying. You're lying. Yo.
0:10We... I swear. I have the video. You want to see my video?
0:10I have the video. We have to make this all a tailgate.
0:10We have to make... I'll show you the video.
0:10By the time... And then answer his video. After we...
0:10What are you saying? This is gasoline. I'm not using technology.
0:10I'm showing a video to be real. I'm playing from Terry.
0:10DK, you're up taking it. I'm up taking it.
0:10So the punishment's left. DK, you took a bald cap and you're going to do toupee.
0:10I'm the hungry caterpillar. We're playing this on the protest.
0:10I was going to take a picture. And then I'm breaking the rules.
0:10We did it. Oh my God. He did it.
0:10So what did you expect? What did you expect?
0:10What did you expect? He did. I don't know.
0:10You guys know the timeline on how this happened.
0:10Van, you're up by the way. Did he take a...
0:10Did Van take a... He did take a punishment.
0:10Van has the vanilla ice eyebrows slits. I hope it happens.
0:10What was with that? What you mean? The vanilla ice.
0:10That was before my time. He slid in his eyebrows.
0:10He didn't invent that. Yeah, he didn't. Other people did that?
0:10Oh, sure. Yeah, plenty of people. Vanilla ice didn't do shit that a black man didn't do first.
0:10Gene Hackman had them? Gene Hackman had slits in their...
0:10Yeah. You never saw French Connection? Van, Tucker Carlson's available if you want.
0:10Have you not seen French Connections? Damn. Carlson. I'm taking Kaysha.
0:10Nice. All right. Texans. That's kind of crazy. Booty?
0:10I thought about him. Yeah. Who are you taking?
0:10Not about Booty. This is the right range for him.
0:10Just because you missed on Diggs and you're mad about the freak factor.
0:10No, I like him. He's good. Do you have any stories you can tell on air?
0:10Other Pats fans love him. Oh, man. About Kaysha.
0:10He was betting on games under his own name.
0:10Really? Awesome. Bet on yourself. Bet on yourself. That's awesome.
0:10Good for him. Tanked out? Tanked out. I like that.
0:10Leaving the punishment? There. Another one leaving the punishment.
0:10A little bit quicker. Joel's doing my punishment. Man, I was...
0:10Honestly, I'm going to crowdsource the first one. I was looking for him.
0:10The Buckner thing should be rescinded. You're looking for Dale?
0:10I was looking for Fairbair. House going naked punishment for the last round.
0:10Wow. House didn't get... Oh, House. All the punishments that are left, I'm into.
0:10Oh, man. They're all freaks. I actually think these guys are actually underrated kickers.
0:10They're all freaks. Fairbairn's actually. Fairbairn can also do the 70s.
0:10Fairbairn's good. I think if you took him in the seventh round, still underrated.
0:10I can't tell everyone's going to say that. I love that when it's like, kickers in the eighth round are done, everyone's like, fuck that guy.
0:10No quarterbacks for him. I've always wanted Brandon Aubrey.
0:10Wow. We got it. Wow. For my whole life.
0:10That's good. Damn. Chris Boswell. Oh, the Bods. Most clutch kicker in the league.
0:10Good. Now, defending champion. I dare you to pick a player I don't want.
0:10So what are you going to... How are we going to do this?
0:10Easy. He throws up Deshaun Watson. They only rank 10 kickers.
0:10DK, your favorite kicker. An old Jake. An old Jake Bates.
0:10I know everything about Jake Bates. A piece of that offense.
0:10He used to sell bricks. Bill, you're up. I had two guys I like, but they're both available.
0:10Need a kicker? Tough. Tough. Backup kicker. Stinking hard.
0:10Do you want the papers? No. We're in our...
0:10Who wants to leave? What's that? What is it?
0:10What is your move? He's really thinking about this.
0:10You want another quarterback? I do. Oh, they're hitting under all the kick red.
0:10Yeah, there's a lot of... Where are the yellow stickers?
0:10I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
0:10I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jeez. It's still funny to me.
0:10Okay. All right. Oh, my God. You know what?
0:10Fun. Let's disrupt your concentration. Nah. He just shouldn't still be available.
0:10I would never wish injury on a player, but I do think it's going to be so funny when Bryce Young breaks both arms in week one.
0:10I wrote. Incredible contact. That's a good pick, Bill.
0:10I think so, isn't it? It's just a scadaboo short.
0:10Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is. And Naji Harris. They have a good offensive line.
0:10They're pretty good. All right. That was what's up.
0:10What do you got? This whole fellow farm. Wow, you fucked me on that one, Bill.
0:10That run Tracy? He's got to go back to the lab now and figure out what he's got.
0:10Go ahead. Say something. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, see?
0:10He got this. See? Oh, my God. Incredible. Reply.
0:10So, yeah, whoever loses has to run this next year, right?
0:10Yeah. Yeah, so get ready to do it again.
0:10That's really the downside. Pockets? Yeah. Yeah, I like that.
0:10Pockets size. And then... You get a punish. You need a punish.
0:10I have a trick. Oh, you have the trick.
0:10That's right. That's right. Sorry. You need a kicker?
0:10I got a kicker. Dicker. Yeah, I got a dicker.
0:10Kicker. Well, you can just do whatever you want now.
0:10A lot of dead air. We're at the end of the ruin here.
0:10Sean. Do you regret participating in this event today?
0:10I've had a great time. As always, a class organization.
0:10Yeah, I need one, too. Pleased with everything. Amazing.
0:10Supremely well-robed. Wish I didn't eat that spicy falafel.
0:10Could have done without that. Aside from that. That had been sitting out for a little less unclear period of time.
0:10That was from two days ago. All right. You can prepare it.
0:10Oh, Trey Tucker. We'll split it. Sal, don't take that one.
0:10Give it to me. No, I look forward to it.
0:10What do you mean? You can prepare it. I'm going to make it delicious.
0:10Are you going to eat your other thing? I might do this tonight.
0:10Prepared by Dave Chang. How good is that? I'm not making it out of the way down.
0:10I'm so upset. There's other eating... They're still talking about his hog farm when you eat it.
0:10What's wrong with the hog farm? That's like a rule.
0:10You can't talk about Terry's hog farm. Who's hog farm?
0:10It's like a rule. Yeah, it's a rule. I'm taking for my punishment four hours of Pat McAfee's album.
0:10Oh! That would be a treat. That's great. Really?
0:10Just for the awful announcing post that they'll try to make it seem like...
0:10...slamming back. It's like, no, it's a fucking fantasy punishment, you losers.
0:10Slam. Damn. There are a couple of punishments here that I think are exciting, so I'm torn.
0:10That's not a punishment. I mean, that's kind of one.
0:10Do I want the two cans of cold soup?
0:10Delicious. Winner picks the soup. Could the winner pick, like, clam chowder?
0:10Yeah, absolutely. I'm going chicken corn chowder. It's totally fine.
0:10You keep some, like, Imodium AD on hand, you're good to go.
0:10Clam chowder. Clam chowder's got to be the worst.
0:10Chowder's fine. Cold clam chowder. The hot dogs. The 76 hot dogs in 30 days is interesting to me.
0:10What? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
0:10Yeah! Do it. Wow. I know I take the list, but I mean, I love a hot dog.
0:10I'm going to do it. Do I get to decide how they're prepared?
0:10Like a nice grill? I honestly think my wife would have picked that in the first round and then take the draft.
0:10Is this what I use for this? I have to.
0:1176 dogs. There's a cap zone. Now you could do it all at Camden Yards, too.
0:11That would be great. Exactly. Sounds great. Wash it down with some dogs.
0:1176. Three hours. That's not bad. Hot dogs. Not good.
0:11Okay, so the punishment so far, we have Bill is going, again, if you come in last place, Bill is going to
0:11listen to the Pat McAfee album on repeat. I'm excited.
0:11During NFL Sunday. I might do that even after I win.
0:11Bill's going to do two and a half hot dogs a day for an entire month.
0:1176. However you get to 76 in a month.
0:11That's a crazy amount of hot dogs. Fucking nuts.
0:11Chris, you're going to go trick or treating and have to, not Halloween, not even October, and you have to collect 10 items from 10 different houses.
0:11No problem. We can't dress up that. Sean is no punishment in the seventh round.
0:11Tate does not have a punishment yet on the board.
0:11Joel. You are rich. I'm sorry. Joel's not. Joel's doing your punishment for you.
0:11The beauty is that Joel, I did the drafts.
0:11He's doing the punishment. There's no accountability on that show.
0:11Van says you didn't do that ALS. You said.
0:11Did you see the evidence? Yeah, you did do it.
0:11You didn't see the evidence. Okay. DK is going to wear to pay if he comes.
0:11He might do that anyway. Craig, you're going to do hot beer, cold dogs.
0:11I'm going to dress as the hunky caterpillar next year.
0:11And then Van's doing vanilla ice, eyebrow slits. And then Chang and Tate and Joel have not picked punishments yet.
0:11Nor house, which I respect. I'm going to crowdsource Joel's punishment and see what you guys think.
0:11Anybody who picked a punishment before the last round should be ashamed.
0:11Even the tachet? Mal, pipe down. I want that.
0:11Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. You took it in the seventh round.
0:11Upside pick. Okay. Last pick. I was wondering if you were going to do that or Kenyon.
0:11His house retired from house eats. Is that over?
0:11Kenyon Sadiq. Oh, no. No, it's a fade. Yesterday, a few days of the house, Danny Hyde has said to us after
0:11reporting that he could eat house under the table.
0:11Oh, yeah. And could do all you could eat sushi.
0:11I really wanted to take it, but it's scary.
0:11Oh, all you could eat sushi, you do not want to fuck with me.
0:11It seems like it's going to be amazing. I was just a liar.
0:11I wish I could have four hours. You had a good run.
0:11I'm still bigger than you. He said he would have your client.
0:11Sushi, you don't want to fuck with me. Because sushi, you do not want to fuck with me.
0:11I already invite myself on every Ringer podcaster, and look at how I dress.
0:11He's going as clown. He's going as clown. So, yes, that was what I wanted to do.
0:11This is whole professional clown makeup. Clown car wash.
0:11Yeah, we're going to end. Clown car wash. Clown car wash is an incredible.
0:11You have to do that at least for worse contracts.
0:11Oh, my God. Everybody is. I'll come on the watch.
0:11Absolutely. What are you talking about everyone's podcast? Jim upset with me for taking the punishment.
0:11People who have multiple pods, does he have to go on the left?
0:11Is everyone who's leading a podcast? Is everyone who's leading a podcast?
0:11Is everyone who's leading a person? Or does he have to go on Midnight Boys?
0:11Higher learning. You can go in the flare. Skip it.
0:11Go on. You have to watch a movie. I can't do that.
0:11You can't do it. We have to do it.
0:11What is that? Is that nice of you going to laugh?
0:11Is it pretty good, Joel? Yeah. You're sure here.
0:11Everyone has to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
0:11Yeah. You got to give me AJ Brown. So you're picking a player after Ben.
0:11Craig, you're picking a player after DK. And then Tate.
0:11You're giving me rice and soup. You're wasting upon Joel right now.
0:11So Joel can't watch the Super Bowl Live and he has to rewatch Tropic Thunder.
0:11Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good.
0:11Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. That is amazing.
0:11That was so funny. Can I, Sal and I want to do a trade already.
0:11He's very upset with me because I took his last place.
0:11I want to eat the book and he's going to have the soup.
0:11Okay? Is that okay? Yeah. Cold soup? Approved. Sure.
0:11Approved. Are you trading the punishments? Dave's going to prepare the book.
0:11He's very upset that I took his punishment. He's going to prepare a delicious book.
0:11Okay. You know what? I don't have the energy, but sure.
0:11That's... Wait, why are you foresting your punishment upon Joel?
0:11What is the reason for that? Because I did the draft.
0:11Yeah, we're sharing a team. Okay. I did the draft.
0:11He does the punishment. I'm going to make the sauce by burning the fucking book.
0:11It's going to be tremendous. So it's at least...
0:11I won't come in last place because that'll be Danny, but...
0:11Right. It's more than this, right? I don't know what chapter.
0:11You have to look. It's more than that. It's more than that.
0:11I guarantee you... These are really delicious. I'm going to take the fighting.
0:11I don't think... Okay. Good take. I'm going to make an invalid.
0:11I'm going to make an invalid. I'm going to make an invalid.
0:11What if it ends up being like good? Hey, yeah, he's going to do this.
0:11What we're going to do is... You guys are going to come on my show and I'll make the book and I'll do it anyway.
0:11Oh, that's good. I'm going to burn Terry's book on air.
0:11Hell yeah. And I'm going to turn it into a delicious sauce and we'll serve it on top of veal- Yes.
0:11Oh my God. That sounds like I love that.
0:11I love that. I want that. You fucking did it, guys.
0:11We did it. We did it. We did it.
0:11We did it. We did it. We did it.
0:11We did it. We did it. We did it.
0:11We did it. That's a good bet. Poor chef.
0:11Just go to arbitrage man. It's all about the value.
0:11Thank you everyone for not... Well I actually kind of met it before he did stab me in the heart.
0:11What was the worst part for you? I think it's why his voice broke when he said Verizon.
0:11That was pretty good. Thank you everyone for watching the probably the last ringer fantasy football.
0:11So who do we think had the best draft?
0:11Oh there we go. We should do both. Let's see some analysis in the end.
0:11Amongst us. Hmm. I mean... Let's see. I like Mal's team.
0:11Kinda hard to take it all in. Thank you.
0:11Thanks guys. Easy man. A guy with no punishment.
0:11The best draft, right? I think fantasy. I would say Dave's team if you just swapped Swift and Judkins I would kinda
0:11have no issue other than the kicker in the 8th round but it was close.
0:11Sort of. Danny you should have said Sean's team just to...
0:11Sal's team is pretty good. Sal doesn't have a lot of holes.
0:11Thank you brother. As usual. No holes. I'm super happy with my team.
0:11Thank you everyone. I'm confident. Wow what a shock.
0:11I really have wide receivers. Brandon Austin. Hey Danny.
0:11Great fucking job man. Yeah. Great job. Great job.
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