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1:37Oh, yeah, no. Thanks. Jaws dies. Spoiler. I mean, they get him.
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1:46All right, we're going to get to our favorite players, but first, we're going to take a quick break.
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2:17Domestic data roaming at 2G. Okay. We're going to go over our top targets and sleepers for 2026.
2:22And we say top targets and sleepers because these are our favorite players based on everywhere.
2:27So it could be a first rounder. It could be a 14th rounder.
2:30The point is, in every given season, there's like somewhere between 20, 25 players that are true difference makers in drafts.
2:36Like over the course of the season. Less, honestly.
2:38It's maybe even closer to like 10 to 15 that are true kind of like the storyline of the fantasy season.
2:44These guys changed my entire year and brought me to the playoffs.
2:47And what it really comes down to is guys that could just having them on your team, looking at Yahoo's data or
2:53ESPN data or whatever platform you're on. Certain players can double or triple your odds of making the playoffs or winning your championship just by having them.
3:01Like people with that person were twice as likely to make the playoffs.
3:04And so what this is going to be is we're going to try to identify those huge swing home run players.
3:10Based on where they're going. So obviously a 14th rounder is different than a second rounder.
3:15With that said, we're going to do it like Seinfeld style, which is the George Costanza trying to break up with his girlfriend in Seinfeld.
3:21And it's like nuclear submarine. And she's like, we both have to turn our key to break up.
3:26And he's like, turn your key, Mora! Turn your key!
3:29That was Anna Gunn, right? From Breaking Bad. It is Anna Gunn from Breaking Bad.
3:33And Brian Princeton is also in Breaking Bad. Oh yeah, he's in that.
3:37He's the dentist, right? Oh, he's the best. Who's the anti-dentite?
3:40Brian, well, Jerry's the anti-dentite, allegedly. I got to tell you guys a story about that one day.
3:45We'll save that for, one day I'll tell you a story.
3:48But yeah, so these players will range from like, the reason it's top targets and sleepers is because we're going to name
3:54guys who are going to go in the third round.
3:57Not a sleeper. We're also going to name guys who go 140th overall.
4:00More of a sleeper. But it's more of like, Jackson Smith and Jigba was a guy that last year you would say completely changed your fantasy season.
4:07But he was going in like the third or fourth round.
4:11And then there are other guys who came out of nowhere last year, taken outside the top 150.
4:15That also changed your season. So we're trying to basically put all of those possibilities under one umbrella in one episode.
4:21Something, we're going to try to get through a lot of players here.
4:25So what we're going to do is we're all going to ask each other whether we're turning our key.
4:30And if all three of us turn our key on a player, they're officially like a top target of the overall show.
4:36And it's not going to be like, I'm like, come on, DK, turn your key for this guy you don't like.
4:42And you're like, all right. No, we are all going to do it.
4:45We can try to convince each other. But unless we believe it with conviction, we're not turning our keys willy-nilly here.
4:51No pressure. If all three of us immediately agree to turn the key, we're not going to talk or harp on the player.
4:57Like if all three of us are just like, yeah, we're turning our key on Dijon Stripling, the rookie receiver for the 49ers.
5:04That's it. We're like, all right, you should go get him and we'll move on.
5:08So yeah, we're going to get through a ton of guys.
5:11So if we all like him, write it down and we're going to move on.
5:15So with that said, we're going to go through and I want to start DK.
5:19We're going to start. We're going to go by position.
5:22So running back, DK, start us off. Give us a running back that you want to turn your key on as one
5:28of our top targets for the show for this year.
5:31I'm going to go with running back Chase Brown from the Bengals, who I think.
5:35And I understand why he's maybe priced where he is.
5:37He's just not as famous, not as sexy as some of the other guys just writing.
5:42Oh, you think he's priced low? I think he's priced too.
5:45Do you want to say what that price is for theoretically?
5:48No, no. I'll say this. I think he's one of my favorite mid to late second round picks.
5:53So if you are in a draft and you've got one of the top three or four picks in your draft, that
5:59means you're going to come back in and around in the second, the late part of the second round.
6:04I think he's a great late second round pick.
6:06And maybe the best second round pick you can make just based on some of the other guys that we have here
6:12with more question marks like Justin Jefferson. What's he going to be in that offense?
6:17What's the offense going to be? Look, what's going to look like?
6:20Kenneth Walker, who I do like, but I think Brown has a little higher floor.
6:24We got Drake London. God knows what's happening with that quarterback.
6:27Trey McBride, who I think is great, but he's going to regress off of what he did last year.
6:32Kyron Williams. There's a little bit of a competition there with Corum.
6:35Jeremiah Love hurt. So there's some other guys around him.
6:38Josh Jacobs, who has potential to maybe be he's hurt.
6:41And I think he has a potential to be suspended.
6:44So to me, Chase Brown has a great combination.
6:46He's tough, reliable, and he has basically no competition for what his job is.
6:50I think he has potential to score a ton of points.
6:53A ton of touchdowns is very highly used in the passing game.
6:56He's in a good offense, and the Bengals have a light schedule this year.
7:00So if you want to bet on the Bengals' offense, Chase Brown is going to be a massive part of it.
7:06He's just not famous. He doesn't have a sexy name that gets people going.
7:10So I think that's why he's falling a little bit further than he should.
7:14I think that's right. To piggyback off of that a little bit, he closed 2025 with eight straight games with Joe Burrow.
7:20Over that stretch, he was the number two running back in fantasy.
7:23So when he plays with Burrow, he is that good.
7:26He's just not famous, and he doesn't have a cool name.
7:29He's probably the first guy that you will draft that isn't famous.
7:32The 15, 16 guys ahead of him are all super hyped, cool, sexy, high college prospects, already been famous in the NFL.
7:38He's kind of the first one where it's like, oh, I don't really have a thought on Chase Brown, and he's not a household name.
7:45If Chase Brown was named, I'm just making this up, but Ashton Hampton or Marion Gentry, I bet that he'd actually be pretty high.
7:51I'm turning my key on Chase Brown. I think this is a no-brainer.
7:55I agree, DK. All right. Craig? I agree as well.
7:58I don't think he's like a screaming value, I guess I would say, but however, because he's going like mid-second round, but
8:04I do think it's possible that he finishes as like a top five running back.
8:08And I do think that would be a narrative kind of game changer to your season if you had him and you
8:14took him in like the mid-late second round. He just feels like a guy who's going to print money this year for
8:20you just based on offense that he's in, lack of competition, schedule.
8:23I think overall skill set. I mean, he's good in the run game.
8:27He's good in the passing game as well. What are you saying?
8:30Of all the stupid phrases in fantasy football, the one that I find hardest to argue with is he's going to print money for you.
8:37He's going to cost inflation. That sounds great. I love money.
8:40He's going to cost global inflation. Yeah. It's like fishing with dynamite.
8:43Yeah. It's print money. Yeah. Chase Brown. Fish in a barrel.
8:46There we go. Yeah. I think Chase, turning key.
8:49So Craig, you said turn key, but you did it on like a downtone.
8:53Turn key. Okay. Turn key. Oh, we have to do this together.
8:56All right, Craig. We'll give us someone you want to turn your key on.
9:00So I want to know. This is a guy we've not talked about at all.
9:04This is probably one of the more, this is the Super Bowl MVP, Kenneth Walker, who's now on the Chiefs, who I
9:10feel like we've barely discussed this year and he's going in the first two rounds of drafts.
9:14If you don't think about it that much, I like it.
9:17And then if I think about it a lot, I still like it.
9:21And so I'm kind of like, I don't know why we haven't talked about Chiefs.
9:25I didn't know where you're going with that. Kenneth Walker.
9:28Well, like, I think on the surface, you can just go like, wow, the Chiefs signed a star running back.
9:33The Chiefs never have a star running back. The Chiefs gave a bunch of money to a running back.
9:39This is what we've been talking every year. We're like, who can we put on the Chiefs that would be cool?
9:44Well, it happened. It's Kenneth Walker. And then you kind of dig in a little bit.
9:49You look at last year, I'm going to give you like three or four stats that sound slightly redundant, but I really
9:55want to hammer home what Kenneth Walker did last year.
9:57In the playoffs, we all remember it. He had 417 yards and four touchdowns in three games.
10:02He was a Super Bowl MVP. When he plays a certain amount of snaps, he produces.
10:07In the playoffs, he was only playing 65% of the snaps.
10:10When he plays over 60% of snaps in games, he's done that 26 times.
10:13He averages 17 and a half fantasy points a game.
10:16Last year, he only had 20 touches in a game five times, including the playoffs.
10:20Week 4, Week 17, and the three playoff games.
10:23He had more than 20 touches. In those games, he averaged 132 yards from scrimmage.
10:27And so I look now at his situation in Seattle versus now his situation in KC, and I'm like, Kenneth Walker faced
10:33one of the higher rates of heavy boxes at the running back position in the league.
10:37Very little light boxes coming out of the Seattle situation.
10:40Now he goes to Kansas City, where he's not splitting time with a guy like Zach Charbody.
10:45He is the lead guy. In the Patrick Mahomes era, Kansas City running backs have the league's best light box rate and
10:51the lowest heavy box rate in the league. So you can factor in the explosive play rate, which the Chiefs have never had at the running back position.
10:58Kenneth Walker had the third most missed tackles last year, and the Chiefs had the least missed tackles coming from the running back position.
11:05I'm kind of just like, I don't know, you may not be that into the Chiefs.
11:09You may think they're going to be mediocre. Mahomes is coming back from the ACL.
11:13Do they have any good receivers? But I'm kind of just like, should we not overthink it?
11:18And the Chiefs now have a really awesome running back, and this is still the Chiefs with Mahomes and Andy Reid.
11:24I love this. I almost put him as one of my guys, too.
11:27But I kind of wanted to veer away from it since I'm such a Kenneth Walker sort of just like Homer or whatever.
11:34But I love Kenneth Walker. I think he's an awesome running back.
11:37I also think he's going to get used in the passing game way more than people think.
11:42In the Andy Reid screen game, I think he's going to be amazing.
11:45He's really good in the open field. He creates explosive plays.
11:48He's much more competent in the passing game. And I mean competent as like a high compliment than I think people think
11:54just because he's sort of has this reputation as being an early down guy only and all that.
11:59But I think he has a chance to be like Kareem Hunt from a couple years ago where he's just like one
12:05of the highest scoring running backs in the league.
12:08He just needs to play more. And that's, I think, what he has a chance to do here.
12:13I mean, the main guys he's competing with for snaps, Amari Di Mercado, Brashard Smith, Emmitt Johnson, who's a rookie fifth rounder.
12:19I think he's going to get the lion's share that carries.
12:22Obviously, no one gets like a ton of ton of carries anymore.
12:25Hardly. But I think he's going to get a ton of work in this offense.
12:29And yeah, I really, really like this. I'm an auto turnkey on Ken Walker here.
12:33I agree with everything you guys said. I have Ken Walker ranked higher than you guys.
12:38We have him 17th overall. I have Ken Walker 14.
12:40I think you could take Ken Walker as high as 11.
12:43I know. I think I have no problem with this.
12:46So turn my key on Ken Walker. This is great because the two guys I'm looking for in drafts when I want to.
12:52If you can't get Bijan and Gibbs, these are the two guys.
12:56Chase Brown and Ken Walker I really want to get.
12:58Dude, the Chiefs were pumping out. Isaiah Pacheco was the RB 15 in 2023.
13:02You know what I mean? Now they have Ken Walker.
13:05I get it. The team's a little different now, but still.
13:08Dead last and explosive runs for Chiefs the last two years.
13:11And again, dead last and just touchdowns from outside the red zone by running back.
13:15So again, third guy in the second round running back, which I think it's important to start here.
13:20I have Derek Henry. And I just think it's ageism.
13:23Ageism is real. It exists. It's yeah. Derek Henry.
13:25I again, he had 1600 yards last year and people have him behind him.
13:29Marion Hampton and Jenty. I know he doesn't catch passes.
13:32And you know, Ashton Jenty is a good receiver, but like the Ravens are, I think the Ravens might start nine and one.
13:38The Ravens might win their first 10 games or they're going to be favored probably because they don't play a team that
13:44made the playoffs for the first two months. And then Derek Henry gets better as the season goes on.
13:49So it's also extra important that the Ravens are winning because Derek Henry is basically twice as good when the Ravens win games compared to when they lose.
13:57Exactly. And that's why I like Derek Henry. You could convince me Derek Henry should go over Jonathan Taylor this year for
14:03that reason, that if the Colts win six games, that Jonathan Taylor is going to have six good game scripts.
14:09The Ravens have a shot at having 14 good game scripts.
14:12And you know, people make fun of them for blowing leads, but they have the lead a lot.
14:17Derek Henry gets the ball. So a turnkey for me.
14:19I know I've been talking about him all year, but he hasn't lost a step and people are overrating and being 30, 31 age is different in sports.
14:27Now he hasn't lost it. That's all that matters.
14:29Hi Fitz. I just put Derek last night. I moved Derek Henry above Jonathan Taylor in my rankings for the reasons.
14:35Derek Henry last year had like 1700 total yards and 16 touchdowns.
14:38If Ashton Gentry did that, that's like the best possible scenario for Ashton Gentry this year.
14:43And Derek Henry just does that every year. He's just like eight years older.
14:47And that kind of sucks. I'm turning my key.
14:49And I think depending on your platform, you might be able to get Derek Henry in the end of the second round.
14:55So, but anyway, are you turning your key, Craig?
14:58Is that a formal? Absolutely. A formal key turn from Craig.
15:01DK? I think the only thing I'm worried about is the center position for the Ravens.
15:05I think Lamar is going to have a big bounce back.
15:08I think this offense is going to be good.
15:10But, you know, in the run game, obviously center is important and it just feels like that's a huge issue for them.
15:17That being said, love the addition of Vega Iwane, the guard out of Penn State.
15:21In the draft. And I just think Lamar being healthy, Lamar being able to like contribute in the run game a little bit more.
15:27And hold that defensive end because he, on like read option type stuff and just being able to kind of freeze guys,
15:33I think is huge for Derek Henry. So, I'm going to turn the key on this.
15:38We're three for three, guys. Well, and now we're moving out of, so I think one mini trend that I've noticed just
15:44going through this exercise is that we kind of like the second round at running back.
15:48Yeah. And so, go ahead. Well, I wanted to ask, do we want to stick in the second round at running back for a second?
15:55Yeah, sure. You have another one? Well, I wanted to ask, you guys sent me your list and then we're doing it now and I'm just looking.
16:02And none of us had Ashton Gentry or Marion Hampton.
16:05And I feel like we have them in the second round along with Ken Walker, Chase Brown and Derek Henry.
16:11But we're not actually like saying it with our chest.
16:13Well, I think the reason for that is. And so, is that like we're a little afraid?
16:18No, I don't think so. I think we have them in the early second round, but I think ADP has Ashton Gentry
16:2410th overall and a Marion Hampton 12th. That's the only difference is those guys are going late in the first round.
16:30I still like them. But in terms of like becoming a narrative of your season, the guy who's drafted 10th kind of
16:36needs to be incredible to be like a narrative game changing.
16:39He kind of needs to be like the RB1 or 2.
16:42Right. And so, that's my question for you guys is Ashton Gentry or Marion Hampton, if you were going to turn your
16:48key on one of them, which is it? Because I think for Gentry, better receiver, probably going to play more than Hampton,
16:54but not necessarily going to play as much as people want.
16:57But the Raiders are probably going to win fewer games than the Chargers.
17:00And you generally want a running back to win a winning team, generally.
17:04And then Hampton, it's like Mike McDaniel, Chargers, more talent on that offensive line, more injuries to the offensive line.
17:09Picking a Charger because they'll stay healthy is kind of stupid.
17:12Maybe a three-man backfield. If you had to pick Hampton or Gentry as a key turn, DK, which would it be?
17:18Oh, man. I think my heart is saying Hampton.
17:21Are we talking about at cost? Like, are they going at the same spot you're talking about?
17:25Like, you have the 12th pick in the draft and you can take one or the other?
17:30Yeah. Eileen Gentry. Yes. But I think at cost, I would take Hampton.
17:34I agree. But there is no at cost because there's no position where you're going to be able to, like, you're not
17:40going to be able to get both. You know what I mean?
17:43Unless you're picking both of them at the turn.
17:45You're picking one of them with, like, the 12th or 13th.
17:48Well, I don't know. If you have the 10th pick in the draft, like, you're going to have picked 10 and 14 or something like that.
17:55Like, you could absolutely get the two of them.
17:58Okay. That's fair. I guess you would say get both.
18:01Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do a receiver and then come back around with Hampton or whatever in the second round.
18:06Yes. It's like the offensive line is massive. I hate that stat, though, because all that is just from the I'm almost positive.
18:13It's just the Giants Chargers game. You hate that because you're a Giants fan?
18:17In the league? I just think it's pretty obvious that having two good tackles, two top-tier tackles is going to be massively, massively important for Hampton.
18:24It could make a huge difference, especially for a guy like him, who I do think needs a little bit of a runway to get going.
18:31He's kind of in that Derrick Henry mold of running back where he's not super shifty in the short area, but if
18:37he gets a step or two, he's going downhill.
18:39I mean, there was a video this week of him running over a 49ers player at camp.
18:44It just gets me excited about what he could do with a couple of steps momentum.
18:48Yeah. I also think that Hampton has – would you guys say Hampton has better buzz right now than Gentry?
18:54Yes, but I also think the Chargers lost Tyler Biotis, the center, which was a huge issue for them.
18:59And also, we keep talking about Rashawn Slater and Joe Walt.
19:02Rashawn Slater hasn't practiced in a week and a half, and he's supposed to come back this weekend, but he is injured.
19:08And that – I don't know. That is one fear I have.
19:11And it is the Chargers. We're not turning our keys in them.
19:15I guess not. These two teams probably have the most significant play caller changes this season.
19:19I would say the Raiders and Chargers with Kubiak and McDaniel.
19:22I think Gentty is going to get the ball more and catch the ball more, I guess, are my two things.
19:28But I don't disagree with you, Heifetz, that the Chargers probably can just be better, and the Raiders might not be that good.
19:34But my fear is that we're afraid because we haven't seen it yet.
19:38But if we're talking about who are the players that could define the season and be the most important picks, historically, these
19:44kind of second-year high first-round pick running backs in their second year with coaching changes are like the first guys you take.
19:50Or Ashton Jensen and Marion Hampton, which is why they're going really high in the draft.
19:54That's my only fear. But we're a little afraid because we haven't seen it.
19:58That's the truth. They're still really good picks. But I think we're saying we kind of like Walker, Chase Brown, and even
20:04Derrick Henry more because we've seen it. And you can probably get them a tick later.
20:08I think what this is telling me is like I kind of want a late pick this year.
20:13Like if I have picked 9, 10, 11, the fact that I can get Derrick Henry and Gentry, Derrick Henry and Hampton,
20:19Chase Brown and Gentry is a really nice way to begin your draft.
20:23If I can't get one of the first two picks with Jameer Gibbs and B.
20:27John Robinson, then yeah, I don't mind having a later pick in the first round.
20:31I want two of the top 11 running backs, really.
20:34Yeah. With like Hampton. Yeah. My second running back is Gentry, Hampton, Chase Brown, Ken Walker.
20:38I feel incredible. All right. Let's move down the board a little bit at running back.
20:43I want to talk about DeAndre Swift, who I liked even before Kyle Monunga got hurt.
20:47Monunga is like the other running back in his backfield.
20:50He's week to week with like a knee hyperextension.
20:52Multi-week injury. So definitely significant, something to consider. But, you know, DeAndre Swift's going in like round six.
20:57He's like the RB25 coming off the board, which is pretty deep at the running back position.
21:02We have him a little bit higher than that.
21:04We have him as our 19th running back. If you look at last year, this is what I'm basically, I'm betting on
21:10Ben Johnson as like the next Sean McVay, Kyle Shanahan.
21:13Like really as the next guy to challenge the two of them as one of the elite play callers in the NFL, specifically running the ball.
21:20Last year, the Bears, it was a rocky start.
21:23Ben Johnson has a complicated offense. It took a while to get going, even with the running game.
21:28Ben Johnson, you know, I feel like a lot of these gurus, you think about them as passing game coordinators.
21:33Ben Johnson is a guru running the damn football.
21:36And you look at what the Bears did in the second half of the season.
21:40And even they had such a good second half of the season running the ball.
21:44Even their overall like rushing stats look great. Like they were they were second in rushing success rate last year behind the Rams, the Bears.
21:51Their running backs were were sixth in yards per rush and second in success rate.
21:55And DeAndre Swift, from a talent perspective, might be closer to like middle of the pack.
21:59But dude, he had 1400 yards and 10 touchdowns last year.
22:02Very quietly. He was the RB16 and points per game, which was ahead of Gentie and Kenneth Walker.
22:07And I'm basically just betting Bears are going to be good again.
22:10Bears are probably going to be even better. This is year 200 Ben Johnson.
22:14They were DeAndre Swift was first in EPA per run in 2025.
22:18He's 27 years old. Menunga hurt or not hurt.
22:20I kind of just want to bet on the Bears running game with Ben Johnson.
22:24And Swift is good enough. I'll turn my key on that.
22:27If Jameer Gibbs is great goose, then DeAndre Swift is like Vladimir Vodka.
22:31But like I do like, I mean, just the Ben Johnson of it all.
22:35But I agree. I just, I think the Bears are going to have to score a ton of points.
22:40DeAndre Swift, he's not a traditional runner, but I think this is a great one.
22:44I totally agree. Yeah, I think. Can we like define what we're turning the key on?
22:48Because I feel good about DeAndre Swift. I think he's a good value.
22:52But am I turning the key that I think he's going to be one of the most important players in fantasy?
22:58I'm not. It's relative. It doesn't. Every player we mentioned on this list, it doesn't mean they're going to finish just like a top 10.
23:04It's just you feel really good about it. It's like, if he's being taken as the RB25, could he finish as the RB9?
23:11You can't be polite about it. I think I turned the key on Swift.
23:15He was another guy I thought about putting in here.
23:17So I don't want to get like too cute.
23:20Could you be five weeks into the season and you're like, holy shit, DeAndre Swift is my favorite player on my team
23:26and is changing my season because of how good he's been?
23:29I can see it. If he catches more passes this year, which I think is in his bag, that's really where he could get unlocked in fantasy.
23:36I don't think DK, I don't know if he really feels it.
23:39I think you're, no. No, I do. You're talking yourself into it.
23:43That's not the thing. I agree. It feels like you're talking yourself into it.
23:47You guys, how about you let me make my own decisions, assholes?
23:50There's no peer pressure here. I'm turning my key on him.
23:53I told you, I almost put him down. I'm just curious.
23:56I wanted to just define what we're turning the key on.
23:59And I think he's going to be, he's going to vastly outplay where he's going in particular.
24:04It's like when we do the fantasy rewatchables and the awards at the end of the year, could he be one of
24:10the guys where we go, man, one of the biggest winners of the year?
24:13DeAndre Swift. Yeah. I just want to be a part of Ben Johnson's offense.
24:17Honestly. It was really remarkable what they did last year on the ground.
24:21Like when you look at some of the numbers, it's, they're like top five in every category running the ball last year.
24:27DK, who's a running back that you want to turn your key on?
24:30So this is a deeper sleeper type player, Jonathan Brooks of the Panthers.
24:34And I think that the analysis here is pretty simple.
24:37He's like the latest starting running back you can get in fantasy drafts.
24:40Like he might not end up being, he could end up being in a timeshare that could happen.
24:45Obviously like that's why he's going so late. We don't have a long track record.
24:49In fact, he only has like nine carries in his career, but everything you're hearing out of hit Panthers camp is they, he's looking great.
24:56They love him. Chuba Hubbard is week to week with a hammy, I believe.
25:00And that could really potentially impact longer term going into the season.
25:03Basically this year's Rico Dowdle is what I see Jonathan Brooks potential.
25:07I think the Panthers want to run the ball.
25:09They want to be balanced. They want to really be a physical team.
25:13And I think that starts with a run game.
25:15They're not going to lean on, you know, they're not going to try and ask their quarterback to throw the ball like 30, 40 times a game.
25:23Um, so to me, it's just a matter of style and where you're getting at me right now.
25:27He's the RB 40, 124th overall. Every running back that he's going around right now is either a backup or a pure
25:33change of pace guy or a, a straight up handcuff.
25:36Like hope the guy in front of him gets hurt.
25:39Jonathan Brooks could be a starter this year and he could just win that job and then hang on to it going forward.
25:45Out of curiosity, what, what, what list is that where he's 140?
25:49An ADP. Okay. I think he probably, it's probably, you don't have to take him earlier than that.
25:53He's probably like, I think he's a top hundred player anywhere.
25:57You're probably going to draft, right? Just depends on who's, depends on how the type of league, I suppose, is how sharp everyone is.
26:03But yeah, I think now, yes. I think, I think Jonathan Brooks has now become one of the premier sleepers of the fantasy season.
26:10Um, I do agree with you DK. Like I, he is a guy that late in drafts.
26:14You want to take a shot at, but I, he's no secret anymore.
26:18I guess is my point. I think it's weird because on one hand, the case makes total sense where he's an amazing
26:24prospect and the Panthers have a sneaky. Big offensive line and the Panthers going to run the ball.
26:29The question is just, he had nine carries in two years.
26:32And again, just hasn't played that much football in the last five years.
26:35And if fantasy is about volume and how much they're touching the ball, are the Panthers going to just give this guy 20 touches in a game?
26:43Or there's going to be some kind of snap count for him where him playing half the snaps would be like quite the achievement after barely playing.
26:50And the Panthers can both love him and be obsessed with him, but also like cap his, that's the thing I keep
26:56wondering about is the moment the season starts. So we're going to be like, oh yeah, why did we expect him to play that much?
27:03But yeah, if he exploded, it'd be really cool.
27:06That's my fear. But I get it to your point, DK, if it's like the 10th round, you're like, there's no higher upside player.
27:12I get that. Yeah. Like best ball. He's going like in the eighties, you know, he's going like Tony Paul around Tony
27:18Pollard, Jordan Mason, JK Dobbins, Jalen Warren, Jadarian Price.
27:21Out of those guys, I probably would take Jonathan Brooks.
27:23I mean, Rick Godaddle led the league in rushing for like a month last year, multiple 200 yard games.
27:29I do think the offense is capable of, and, and, and Canales is a guy who leans on a hot hand.
27:34Like he will give somebody 20 plus carries a game if they're playing well.
27:38It just starts to become about price. Like how high is he going to get?
27:42This is a platform thing. This is a good example.
27:45So if you're drafting on Yahoo, Jonathan Brooks is ranked 76th.
27:48But if you're drafting on sleeper, Jonathan Brooks is ranked 117th.
27:51Wow. So I think that that is the weird thing.
27:54It's like, I think if you're drafting on sleeper and you get Jonathan Brooks in like round 10, I think he's absolutely a key turn.
28:01If it's like, to your point, if it's Yahoo and it's like, you have to pick between Jonathan Brooks and, you know, some of these other guys.
28:08But even then it's like him or Brian Thomas.
28:11Like it's a high upside player. He's 20 months past ACL tear.
28:14It's not like he did it. His second one.
28:16Right. Same, same knee. Third time's the charm. 20 months past it.
28:20I'll turn my key. I know. I will too, because I agree with this.
28:23But this is lame. We're all in agreement. All right, fine.
28:26Fuck it. I won't turn my key. Fine. You're not going to do it?
28:30Just for content. What do you feel in your bones?
28:33You should do it if you feel it. I think I know it's lame to talk about the platform thing.
28:38But I'm like, if you're in sleeper, he's a key turn.
28:41But if you're on like he's 50. When you open your draft room, he's 50 spots lower on one platform than the other.
28:48If that's in a 10 team league, that's five rounds.
28:51I'm like, that context has to matter. Can we have a, can he be a caveat key turn?
28:55A platform key turn? I think he is a platform key turn.
28:59I think on sleeper, he's maybe the best person we've discussed so far.
29:02And on Yahoo, it's more like, okay, well, maybe.
29:05All right. That's fair. Okay. Next guy, Cam Scadaboo.
29:07What say you guys? Top 10 running back when he played healthy with Jackson Dart last year.
29:12Automatic key turn. Nothing to talk about. I love him.
29:15He's already playing. Like he broke his leg. He's playing.
29:17He's healthy. He's just fully playing already. He's nuts.
29:20I think this is a no, he's going to get all the goal line touches.
29:24He's going to catch the passes. The Giants signed Najee Harris.
29:27But that's because I think Tyron Tracy missed the block.
29:30I don't think Najee's going to play over Scadaboo.
29:32I think Scadaboo's the guy. He was on pace last year.
29:35He played six healthy games. He was on pace to be fourth among all.
29:39Running backs and receiving yards. He was on pace for 500 receiving yards last year.
29:43And Tyron Tracy just blew a block that almost killed Jackson Dart.
29:46I can't turn my key on Camp Scadaboo. Sorry.
29:49I just, I don't trust. I don't trust the, I don't trust him to stay healthy.
29:53I think he, the style in which he plays, it reminds me so much.
29:57Do you guys remember Thomas Rawls from back in the day?
30:00Yes. He's running back. He just a freaking maniac, but he just couldn't stay healthy because he would just try to run through everyone's face constantly.
30:07And I think that's Scadaboo. I just don't want to put, I don't want to put the fate of my team on Scadaboo's shoulders.
30:14So if he doesn't get hurt though, what do you like?
30:17Let's just say he did get hurt for a second.
30:20I still think they're going to be, I don't think the Giants are going to be any good is the problem.
30:25I think he has kind of the same problem.
30:28A lot. This is like what we've been talking about forever.
30:31Heifetz. They don't score enough touchdowns. The Giants are like last in touchdowns over the last like six or seven years.
30:37Them and the Jets. I just do not want to.
30:39You don't trust John Harbaugh with Greg Roman and.
30:42Yeah, we're talking about Daniel Jones five years ago.
30:44We've got a new situation now. I don't trust Dart.
30:47I don't trust anybody on the Giants, really. I do think the Giants have a good offensive line and could have a good offensive line.
30:54So you're not turning your key on Scadaboo. No, he's not turning his key.
30:58I'm not going to turn my key on Scadaboo.
31:00That doesn't mean I am completely avoiding him, to be clear.
31:03Like, I do think he has that upside you guys were talking about.
31:07But I just don't feel the confidence that you do that.
31:10He's going to be the guy in that offense that does all the carries and gets like the vast majority of the workload.
31:16Okay. And I just don't trust that. I'm honestly crushed.
31:19That's okay. You can tell. You can still take him.
31:22I will. I will. I'm just going to keep giving you the.
31:25You know what? Should I do once again that you will have more fantasy points this year?
31:30Cam Scott Port per game Scadaboo or Ashton Gentty.
31:32Just keep doing that every year for DK. Yes.
31:34Sure. In no universe is Scadaboo better than Gentty, by the way.
31:38I just want that to be clear. It still is.
31:40He's absolutely not. It's fine. Not even actually in the same stratosphere.
31:44The next person I want to ask you guys about for key turns is David Montgomery.
31:48Shout out Scott Barrett, who had a great article of fantasy points about his draft strategy this year.
31:53And he talked actually a lot about these last three guys.
31:56Jonathan Brooks, Cam Scadaboo, David Montgomery. David Montgomery is a guy that we truly have not discussed at all.
32:01Like, I know you said that about Ken Walker, Craig, but Montgomery, we haven't mentioned at all.
32:06He's the Lions traded David Montgomery to Houston for a bunch of picks.
32:10And I feel like Montgomery is just the lead guy on a team that's going to have an elite defense.
32:15And it's like the epitome of a boring player on a like a boring offense.
32:19But I don't know. I kind of think David Montgomery has a chance.
32:23Not quite this year's Javante Williams, but I think he has more yards and he's better in the receiving game than people think.
32:29And I kind of love David Montgomery in that, like at the end of the weird range of once all the good
32:35receivers are gone and you have to start looking at like Marvin Harrison Jr.
32:39I kind of love David Montgomery. Montgomery is the new Mixon.
32:42And that's what Scott said that on one of his shows recently, basically, that he has sources in Houston.
32:47He lived in Houston for a long time that said that said the team is going to feed him like Joe Mixon.
32:53It's like basically all the passing game work, the vast majority of the run game work.
32:57Woody Marks did not really do that much to impress last year, in my opinion.
33:02I think he was more he's more of a pass catching back.
33:05He's not a good runner. And I don't think he's the type of player that you're going to like take David Montgomery
33:11off the field to try and get him more touches.
33:14I think they signed David Montgomery to be the engine of their run game.
33:17The run game hasn't worked for years. They they drafted Keelan Rutledge in the first round to be their center.
33:23And I think they're going to make a huge focus on running the ball.
33:27So I turn my key on this tentatively just because I think, you know, the history of the Texans run game is pretty horrible.
33:33But this is a pure volume play for me.
33:36Two years ago on the Texans, Joe Mixon, that I believe like the same age that David Montgomery is now pretty close, was the RB9.
33:43He had about a thousand yards rushing, 11 touchdowns, 35 catches, 300 yards.
33:46That's kind of what we're looking at, right? Around a thousand yards, 10, 12 touchdowns, 35 catches, right?
33:51Something like that. Maybe a few more catches. Doesn't get you going.
33:54I don't know if I'm like, I think he could be a productive player that outperforms his average draft position, but I don't know if I'm like.
34:02He'll be a story of the season. David Montgomery was one of the best fantasy picks of 2026.
34:07I get that. I'd rather Scadaboo. I'd feel strongly about it.
34:10Like who could just be like a superstar in fantasy?
34:13I think Scadaboo is a way higher chance. I get that.
34:16I like, I think Montgomery is like high floor.
34:18I don't want to say low ceiling, but like more dependable than he is a potential explosion.
34:23Okay. So I don't know if I'll turn the key, although I think he's a solid pick.
34:27So no Montgomery then. Can I give you two other running backs?
34:31Unless you guys have any other running backs you want to talk about key turn?
34:35So far we've turned our keys on Chase Brown, Ken Walker, Henry, Swift.
34:38Jonathan Brooks. I thought we didn't do Brooks. We did Brooks?
34:41We did Brooks. Okay. We did a master risk, right?
34:44Right. Platform, platform key turn. Do you guys have any others?
34:47Cause I have two more that I want to ask you this about.
34:51I don't have any other running backs. I think this speaks to the overall running back strategy, which is for the most
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35:29Listen to the free audio book now. The one I want to ask you about Jonah Coleman running back for the Broncos.
35:35He's a rookie. We've talked about a lot. The thinking man's Cam Scadaboo.
35:38The side under drafted. Because he doesn't have really speed.
35:41But he's the size to be a goal linebacker.
35:44The hands in blocking to be a pass catcher.
35:46And third down. And I just think Jacob Dobbins at some point will go down with an injury.
35:51And then Jonah Coleman will be a star. And I just think he's going to play.
35:55And he's dirt cheap. He might not get drafted in any league you're in.
35:59So you can take him truly right before you take a defense or a kicker.
36:03And I just think he's a perfect player to hold for the beginning of the season.
36:08Can I ethically turn my key after everything I've said about Sean Payton over the last few years?
36:13Because I love Jonah Coleman. With your last pick.
36:15I'm going to turn my key on it. Because number one, I want to turn over a new leaf here.
36:21I'm going to stop with my insane bias over Sean Payton.
36:24By the way, he's not even calling plays. At least for the first week.
36:27And I just really love Jonah Coleman. I think when you watch him in that game.
36:32I said this on the last show. It's just such a perfect encapsulation of why he's good.
36:36The tempo which he ran. The balance. Sort of the vision.
36:39You can tell he's a professional runner. I just really like the style which he runs.
36:44He breaks tackles. I think he could be really good in the passing game.
36:48And not that this really matters. But it does kind of affect me late in drafts.
36:52What Sean Payton said after the game. They took him out after like 13 plays.
36:56I've seen enough. He's like, I've seen enough. I don't need to see any more based on what he's shown me in practice.
37:03That's why we took him out at that point in the game.
37:06So I like this actually. Yeah. I'm turning my key on Jonah Coleman.
37:09I think he's a great last round pick. It's hard.
37:12It's hard not to like agree. I mean, we're so late in the drafts.
37:16And there's not. I wouldn't say there are a bunch of other people around him.
37:20Like the guys going around him are like Kenyon Sadiq.
37:23And like Chigakonkwo. Jalen Coker, I guess I like.
37:25Kamara. You know, Jalen McMillan is a solid pick.
37:28Upside it has to be Jonah Coleman. Yeah. And it's funny.
37:31We'll have to talk about RJ Harvey one day this month because he is a name that has not been out of today.
37:37It's simple. I think people want RJ Harvey to be like Alvin Kamara.
37:41And I just think he's much closer to Darren Sprouls.
37:43Sean Payton sees RJ Harvey as like a Darren Sprouls-esque player who can throw.
37:47The funny thing is every time I. Craig, you texted us the other day.
37:51Did. How many touchdowns did RJ Harvey score last year?
37:54Like 12? Yep. I can't remember any of them.
37:56Like, I know that he did that. I checked.
37:59I went and confirmed it. Sure enough, he did score 12 touchdowns.
38:02Yep. But it's like, he's kind of in that Drake London mold early, early career Drake London where I'm like, I can't remember a goddamn play he made.
38:10It's just. Yeah. I'm sure he made some good plays.
38:12But like, he had 900 yards and 12 touchdowns.
38:15Yeah. We're totally overlooking him. The. Well, it's just not as linear.
38:18It's they have different roles. Like I totally Dobbins gets hurt.
38:21Coleman's going to take Jake Dobbins. And then it's Harvey be playing the whole time.
38:25The other player I want to mention that we haven't talked about at all.
38:29And DK, you said Jonathan Brooks might be the cheapest running back in fantasy this year.
38:34I disagree. The cheapest starting running back is Chris Rodriguez.
38:36The running back for the Jaguars who had foot surgery.
38:39So Travis ETN, Travis HN left the Jaguars in free agency and it left them with LeQuint Allen Jr.
38:44is like a special teams blocking guy. It's a third down back.
38:47Passing third down back. He's hurt for training camp.
38:50And then it's Basial Tootin who's like fast as the wind.
38:53And the Chris Rodriguez, who's like a journeyman, early down guy that played for Liam Cohen in college in Kentucky.
38:58And he had foot surgery in April and everyone wants to Chris Rodriguez to just like walk into the sea.
39:04So Basial Tootin can be the coolest, sexiest player ever.
39:07I have a question for you guys. Basial Tootin is going in the 60th pick basically.
39:11He's like a top 60 player. Chris Rodriguez is outside the top 120.
39:15He's going 60 spots later. I think there's a chance that Basial Tootin is the highest drafted running back in the history
39:21of fantasy football who's slated to be the week one kick returner for his team.
39:25I can't off the dome remember, and I'm going to try to look this up this week, but I do not think
39:31there's anybody that's going to be the kick returner that's going six rounds ahead of the other running back.
39:36And I know that's not fun, but I think it's a version of the Ramondre Stevenson, Trevion Henderson thing, where I'm not
39:42saying Chris Rodriguez's ceiling is as high as Basial Tootin's ceiling, because Basial Tootin runs a 4-2-7 40-yard dash and is so explosive.
39:48But I kind of think you should take two running backs in the first three rounds, and you may be a middle
39:54guy, but your last pick, if you can't get Jonah Coleman, I think it should be Chris Rodriguez, because there's a chance
40:00you just get a starting running back in the 13th round.
40:03I like this. This is a guy with a relationship with Liam Cohen.
40:07They played—Liam Cohen coached him in college. I agree, Heifetz.
40:10Chris Rodriguez is one of those running backs where I remember him coming into the NFL, and whatever fucking advanced stat you'd
40:16sort, broken tackles, missed tackles, forced, yards after contact, it's like, why does Chris Rodriguez keep fucking showing up on all of these?
40:22You know what I mean? Like, he just is really—he's a tough, tough, tackle-breaking runner in the old-school mode where he's just
40:28going downhill, but he's like really hard to tackle.
40:31There is always a Chris Rodriguez to Basial Tootin in fantasy.
40:34Like, maybe two years ago, it was David Montgomery to Jameer Gibbs, but there is always the guy that everyone wants to
40:40get out of the fucking way, but that he will be the guy getting the carries in the red zone.
40:45He gets—yes, he gets—it's third and one. Who's getting the ball?
40:48Like, who is the old reliable? And that might be Chris Rodriguez in this offense, which might be a very good offense.
40:54But to finish my thought real quick, it's the same deal.
40:57Every stat, every positive stat you can find with Basial Tootin from last year going into this season is like, ooh, that's
41:03kind of interesting success rate in the red zone, blah, blah, blah.
41:06But fucking Chris Rodriguez is right there or ahead of him and all of them too.
41:11So it's like you have to make this decision.
41:13Are you going to, you know, kind of go for the gusto and take Basial Tootin where he's going, which is kind
41:19of expensive based on the history of what he is, or very expensive based on his history?
41:24Or do you want to just go with a really cheap guy?
41:27The only thing I will say here is he's going to have to score a lot of touchdowns probably to be fantasy
41:33relevant because he does not catch passes. He has six total catches in his career, almost 200 carries, but six catches.
41:39So that's the only difference here. Just kind of maybe it depends on the thing.
41:43But I am, I'm a hundred percent on board this because I think he's a very good runner and this is a
41:49very uncertain backfield and you might as well take the super cheap guy and just kind of hope it turns out.
41:55That's the thing. It's just the Jaguars is supposed to be a good team.
41:59So yeah, I think he's a, he's a perfect sleeper.
42:02He's like a cheaper version of Jordan Mason. Yeah.
42:04Yeah, exactly. Again, sleeper is 140th ESPN. He's like 148th.
42:07And I'm like, that's just starting running back. I'll turn my case.
42:10Yeah, I will. And again, if he sucks, you cut him, but like it's for, it just, I just think it's a mistake.
42:16Okay. Okay. Wide receivers. This one's hard. There's a lot of receivers this year, Craig.
42:20They're all hurt. The receivers were ready to turn our key on it.
42:24Again, we're trying to focus on guys that could deliver such a huge value relative to you take them that.
42:29DK's right. They are all injured. However, I'm going to talk about Emeka Abuka who I've talked about a ton this off season.
42:36So I'll be quick. He has a toe injury.
42:38We don't know if it's turf toe. He appears to be out for a little bit.
42:43If it's turf toe changes my opinion. If it's not turf toe, I feel a little bit better about it.
42:48We kind of just straight up don't know what's going on.
42:51However, if he were to play week one and he is healthy, I think he is one of the best bets to
42:57be the JSN of this year, except he's playing the Cooper cup role.
43:01Like I think him on Tampa Bay with this new offense under Zach Robinson with a healthy Baker Mayfield.
43:06He has the chance to truly be a defining character in fantasy this year.
43:10You look at what he did in the first five weeks of last year as a rookie was like all time numbers
43:16like Randy Moss and then Emeka Abuka in terms of how good he was in the first five weeks of the season.
43:22Mike Evans is gone. Yeah. Let's say you. I'm going.
43:25He's still going in like the sixth round of drafts, which I think is late.
43:29It might be toe related, but I think that's late.
43:31I'm a key turn on this. I'm a big believer.
43:34I think in this year's bucks offense because of the offensive line, your offensive line could be elite.
43:39And we've seen how that spills over into fantasy scoring so much.
43:42Like think about some of the old days with like the, the Cowboys offense where everybody's eating because the offense fine is just so fucking good.
43:50And I think they have the potential to do that if they can stay healthy.
43:54Obviously the question is, is his foot hurt? We don't really know.
43:57Like how, I guess, how hurt is it? We don't really know at this point in time.
44:02So I'm still turning the key on a Mecca book.
44:04I love him. I think he's a really good, I think he's a really, really good player and he's going to have
44:10a better role for that suits his skillset this year than he did last year.
44:14I think Baker Mayfield is going to be a lot better than he was last year.
44:19So I think we could see this team turn back into a really high scoring sort of fantasy juggernaut.
44:24And I don't think Jalen, Jalen McMillan, I believe coming off of a back injury, who knows what's going to happen?
44:30Neck injury. Neck injury. Godwin is, you know, older.
44:32I think he's going to play a role, but he's not going to be the focal point of this offense.
44:38I think a Mecca book is the focal point of this offense.
44:41Hyvitz is going to say no because of the toe, huh?
44:44No, because the only question. I don't, I disagree.
44:47The problem is, I don't know if we're going to find out for the draft.
44:51That's the only question I want to ask you guys.
44:53And that's a factor. There's a toe sprain. So it's weird because a turf toe is also kind of like a toe sprain to a ligament.
45:01And it's like a square rectangle thing where I think all turf toes are toe sprain, but not all toe sprains are turf toe.
45:07And the problem is we know he has a toe sprain and if it's the regular toe sprain turnkey and if it's
45:13turf toe, I don't think any of us would turn the key.
45:16But I also don't think we're going to know before people draft because realistically, because the season starts Wednesday, I think that
45:22you would actually be able to find out if he practice, if Mecca booka practices the Wednesday before week one, he's probably does not have turf toe.
45:30But if Mecca booka misses the Wednesday practice before week one, he probably does have turf toe.
45:34And I don't think Todd Bowles is going to tell us before.
45:38So that's the only question I want to throw out at you guys.
45:41What do you do when you're like, yeah, he might have turf toe, he might not.
45:46It's a leap of faith. The crazy thing about receiver this year is it's a huge leap of faith with so many of these guys.
45:53If anything, he got hurt already, which is good because there's time.
45:56Got that out of the way. The healthy receivers will get hurt later.
45:59I'm going to turn my key because I think a book is that good.
46:03Also, he's already hurt. So people can't get mad at us when we tout a player and then he gets hurt.
46:09I got turf toe in February and I'm still dealing with it.
46:12Oh, no. Well, then why the fuck did you turn your key?
46:16Well, because I might not. First of all, I don't have the same, you know, medical availabilities that Emeka Abuka has probably on a daily basis.
46:23I'm also not a premier athlete in the NFL and he might not have it.
46:27I'll turn my key into Abuka, but I there's the easy.
46:30I'm sure a lot of people are yelling if you like so many receivers, why would you take one of the hurt ones?
46:36Because I think this guy, I think he legitimately like if he played 17 games, I think he'd be a top 10 wide receiver.
46:43Yeah, I agree. I do agree with that. And that's the point.
46:46DK, who's a receiver you want to turn your key on this year as one of our top targets?
46:51Speaking of scary injury people, Mike Evans for the 49ers.
46:54We've obviously talked about the substation plenty. We don't have to do that more.
46:58But he's already missed time in training camp. I think I lean that this is more just like taking care of a veteran and precautionary.
47:05Let him hang out on the sideline rather than trying to push him through like a rigorous training camp.
47:10Hopefully that's what the 49ers doing here. But I still think Evans has it like he's still a very good player.
47:16And crucially, he's the number one number one option in this offense other than Christian McCaffrey.
47:20So he left. Yeah, he left Tampa Bay. I know we just talked about Tampa Bay.
47:24He's in San Francisco. It's worth right. He's a 49er now.
47:27And I just number one, the 49ers offense is going to score a lot of points.
47:32I think that's kind of a given. In fact, they could be a sneaky shootout team that has not as good of
47:38defense as we thought or as kind of like we consider their defense because of previous years, like their defense was just
47:44not good last year, largely because of injuries. But this could be a sneaky shootout team.
47:48Mike Evans to me is is he's like a T Higgins type of player.
47:52T Higgins plus where he could score a bunch of touchdowns, like basically a touchdown a game.
47:57If everything kind of falls right for me, stays healthy, stays on the field.
48:01I mean, he has over the last three seasons, the fourth amount of end zone targets in the NFL among receivers.
48:06The only guys with more Devante Adams, who is basically a goal line back at this point, CD lamb and Colin's Cortland Sutton of all people.
48:13And I believe in pretty, I believe in Shanahan.
48:16And I think he's going to score a lot of touchdowns.
48:19He might not have as high of a target rate as some of the, some of these other elite receivers, but I
48:25think he's going to really pay off in, you know, the important part of the field.
48:29This is a full key turn for me. I think unless he gets hurt in the future, I think now this is more maintenance.
48:36This is the latest you've ever been able to draft Mike Evans.
48:39You can get him in like the sixth round.
48:42How many touchdowns would he have to score this year?
48:44You'd be like shocked. Like what would 15 shock you?
48:47No. Like with 17, like maybe. I think he's still got it.
48:50Yeah. I'd probably be like surprised. Yeah. 16 would shock you.
48:53Holy shit. But even 14 doesn't really phase me.
48:56Devonta Adams at 14 last year. And that's essentially what we're banking on Mike Evans being this year.
49:01Brock Purdy is one of the best end zone throwing quarterbacks in the league.
49:05I think if he's on the field, he's going to score automatic double digit touchdowns.
49:09And also that's, it's like, you can't do like, I was going to say Devonta Adams is his floor last year.
49:15That really, his, that role is similar in that, you know, Devonta is getting open.
49:19Evans is going to just be the jump ball guy that's open even when he's covered.
49:23But he also might just have it still like downfield in a way that Devonta doesn't necessarily.
49:28So I think there might be fewer touchdowns, but more fewer as in like 10, but more yardage.
49:33I, yeah, I'm turning my key on Evans. That's fine.
49:35I think this is a no brainer because Mike Evans, there's a world you, Mike Evans is your third or fourth receiver, which is unbelievable.
49:42I've turned key. Okay. So returning key to book Evans, AJ Brown.
49:46I, for those who haven't heard me rant about this all off season, I think AJ Brown's George Pickens this year, head
49:52case on a new team, something to prove better passer, better coordinator in new England than he had in England.
49:57Not saying Drake may is so much better than Jalen hurts, but as a pure passer, absolutely.
50:02Josh McDaniel is better than what the Eagles had last year.
50:05Coordinator is motivated. I'm all in on AJ Brown this year and I won't be offended if you guys don't turn your key, but I am.
50:12I am turning my key DK. I don't know if you are, huh?
50:15I don't think I'm going to. I just think you're making a few assumptions that I'm not quite ready to get there
50:21with in terms of like what happened to him last year.
50:24Like you're making the assumption he just decided he didn't want to play.
50:28Is that an assumption? Yeah. I think there's also this realistic possibility.
50:31Is it not the giving up on routes? No, he's just not as fucking good as he used to be as the other.
50:38It's not a physical issue and you just like start jogging.
50:41Oh, I think it is a physical issue. That's the problem.
50:44There's a chance it's a physical issue. Maybe he does come back and he's just like incredible.
50:48Um, but I just don't know if I'm ready to quite get there, especially where he's going.
50:53He's going. He's like, he's a very expensive receiver.
50:55Um, and so I'm just like, I, I, I don't know if I want to like stake my season on him again
51:01after kind of what happened last year. I know it's a totally different offense.
51:05I know he's probably, he's got way more upside potential in this offense, but when AJ Brown tweeted, if you're not welcome,
51:11not listen to quietly withdraw, don't make a scene.
51:14You think his knees tweeted that? I think quietly withdraw.
51:17I think both things can be true. Also, I don't want a guy who's going to fucking give up.
51:22Like, I don't know. That's fine. I get that.
51:24That is totally fair. Like, oh, you have some fucking like hard times.
51:28Let's just give up. Like that's, that's great. You know who knows a little bit about that?
51:32Mike Vrabel. He's not giving up in hard times.
51:35You know what I mean? Neither is AJ Brown.
51:37Yeah, maybe that'll rub off on AJ Brown. Match made in heaven.
51:41I, this is, again, this is to be clear.
51:43It's not like I dislike AJ Brown this year.
51:46I'm just not quite ready to turn my key as like, this is the guy.
51:50That's the point of this exercise. I get it.
51:52And to be clear, AJ Brown does have the issues.
51:55I just think it's more about how he'll, like the Rams didn't trade for AJ Brown because he has the issues.
52:01I think that's more about giving him a fourth contract than it is like the next four years than like this year.
52:07So I get it. But I, I'm all, I love AJ Brown.
52:10I haven't had a Nico Collins. I haven't been at Drake London.
52:13It's the rule we said at the beginning of the year.
52:16Say the whole guy's team. I'm taking AJ Brown with Drake May and Josh McDaniels over Drake London with Tua Tungo Vailoa
52:22and Kevin Stefanski or Nico Collins and CJ Stroud and Nick Caley.
52:26I'm taking AJ Brown. But I get, if you don't, speaking of AJ Brown though, the other guy was Devonta Smith for the Eagles.
52:32Craig, we were talking about him and I'm curious, are you turning your key on Devonta Smith?
52:37I like Devonta Smith. I've decided that I'm in on this situation.
52:40Basically, the question is if the Eagles offense is even just above average again, Devonta Smith has to be a huge winner
52:46and want to be one of the best picks in fantasy.
52:49If you look at basically every time Devonta Smith plays without AJ Brown, he's a top 10 receiver in fantasy.
52:55The Eagles this year have the second easiest passing schedule for 2026, according to Sharp Football.
52:59I'm kind of just like, that's kind of where my mind stops.
53:02I'm like, okay, if the offense is just back to normal ish, there's no AJ Brown anymore.
53:07I don't feel threatened by any other wide receiver on the team.
53:10Don't overthink it. She'll our esteemed colleague. She'll had this great stat the other day since 2022 Devonta Smith has run 252 routes.
53:17So roughly nine games with AJ Brown off the field.
53:19So he's averaged 2.6 yards per route run on those in those games, nine games, which is 99th percentile.
53:25The only receiver is better than that last year where Puka Nakua and Jason.
53:28But do you think that continues with Jalen Hurts?
53:31Like, cause that includes a data set from when the offense was absolutely humming like three or four years ago.
53:36Sure. And so it's just more that he's a very good receiver.
53:40And in, in, and if things break right for the Eagles, that could really translate to fantasy points less than I think
53:46he's going to be the third best receiver in the NFL.
53:49You know what I mean? I just think that shows that he's really good.
53:53I don't know if I'm going to turn my key because it's the reverse.
53:56Everything makes sense about this. And again, if you, who actually has narratively the most in common with Jackson Smith and Jigba
54:02this year from last year, it's Devonta Smith where AJ Brown's traded and then Devonta Smith steps up and he's like an unquestionably talented guy.
54:09The question to me is just a ref. It's just a referendum on if you think Jalen Hurts will be good this year at the Sean Mannion offense.
54:17This like this will work. Then Devonta Smith's it.
54:19My question for you, Craig, is if the first, if we get to halftime of week one and Jalen Hurts is like three completions for 18 yards.
54:27I want to jump off a bridge. Yeah. I'll give that to my fear is like, if I'm being like, and again,
54:33I know a lot of people think I'm down on Jalen Hurts.
54:36And so if you think that I'm wrong about that, then you should take Devonta Smith, but I'm a little worried.
54:42I'm lying to myself and I'm forcing myself to believe this, but my heart, my, if I'm being honest, my heart is
54:48not in this, but my head is totally fair.
54:50I totally get it. I surprised myself betting on Jalen Hurts after what I experienced with AJ Brown last year.
54:56But I, I, I'm trying to be rational. I'm trying to not let my heart influence me and be like, look, look
55:02at what am I looking at here? This is a quarterback who I believe is good.
55:06This is a wide receiver who I know is good.
55:09And this is an offense that should be much better than the disaster with Kevin Petula last year.
55:14I'm like, and AJ Brown's gone. I'm like, don't overthink that.
55:17But also the second I let emotion creep in, I'm like, bail, run, scramble.
55:21This is a mess. Don't do it. Maybe. See, I cut, the more I think about it, the more I do think
55:27that just moving Devonta around the formation everywhere, I'm like, they'll be able to get him the ball.
55:32DK, where are you at? I'm a key turn on this.
55:35I like him. I think I've loved him ever since he was coming out of college.
55:39And I think he's just an amazing talent. And even though the Eagles like don't throw very much is that's kind of
55:45one of my worries, but I just think they're efficient.
55:48They could be efficient enough where it doesn't really matter.
55:51I mean, if you look at the Seahawks, they had the Seahawks last year had the literal lowest pass rate in the
55:57NFL and JSN did what he did. Not that I'm saying, I think Hertz can do what Darnold did necessarily from a passing point of view.
56:04But I just think focal point of the offense, really good player.
56:07I want to bet on that. I want to bet on the breakout with AJ Brown gone.
56:12I just I saw the stat this morning that Jalen Hertz.
56:15I mean, I found this stat, but Jalen Hertz from shotgun has 3000 dropbacks in his career and under center Jalen Hertz has 150 dropbacks.
56:22Also everywhere. He's just throwing interceptions left and right, I guess, in camp.
56:25But like, yeah, so I get it. Your heart's not in it.
56:28I don't. Yeah, they're featuring it on their social media.
56:31Did you see that? Oh, because the defense intercepted him and they're like just throwing.
56:35Dude, you got to protect your quarterbacks. Yeah, I think it doesn't.
56:39What is your heart's not there? Yeah. What do we do if I'm like every intellectual argument I can make is like, this is great.
56:45But my heart is like, if I had one team and I'm like, do I want to want to Smith to fall to me in the third round?
56:53I'm lying. I don't. I don't want that to happen.
56:56All right. Not a key turn. Totally fair. OK, I feel like I betrayed you.
57:00DK, another receiver turnkey nomination. I'm going with Stefan Diggs commanders.
57:03I think he's this is another bet on year after the year after type of deal with a ACL injury.
57:08Like he came off of an ACL tear last year at 32 years old.
57:12He was still one of the top receivers in the NFL in a lot of like advanced categories, targets per route run.
57:18One of them. So he had 102 targets, 85 catches over a thousand yards before touchdowns last year.
57:23And again, this is a 32 year old coming off of an ACL like now that he is held fully healthy theoretically
57:29and kind of back up to speed in an offense.
57:32I think it's going to be concentrated between two pass catchers.
57:35It's Terry McLaurin and Stefan Diggs. Basically, everybody else is going to be a very much a role player in this offense.
57:41You got Antonio Williams, the rookie who has not really done a whole lot in camp yet.
57:46I mean, I think he's flashed, but he was playing really deep into the into the first preseason game.
57:51Usually that means he's not going to be like a huge part of the offense early on.
57:56I think Traylon Burks is going to be sort of a role player.
57:59You got Chicka Conco role player. I think it's going to be Diggs and McLaurin.
58:03And if you're buying that the commanders can make a big upgrade from what they did last year, which I do think
58:09they're not going to be what they were 2024 necessarily.
58:12But I do think there'll be a lot better than they were last year.
58:16And I think there's meat on the bone there for fantasy production.
58:19I think Diggs is going to get a lot of it.
58:22There's also a world in which Diggs outscores McLaurin, who's just way more expensive.
58:26Yeah. I'm turning my key on Diggs for all those.
58:29I agree with Diggs. What about you, Craig? I don't think I can get there.
58:33Just too old or what is it like? You just don't trust the offense?
58:37Yeah. To be honest, the commander's offensive line is like falling apart.
58:40I don't know. I don't know if the vibes in Washington are great.
58:44Stefan Diggs is going to be 33 in November.
58:46I don't know. For some reason, I can't get there.
58:49There are other guys going around him, around pick 100, that I think I'd be a little bit more interested in.
58:55A couple of them will come up later in the show.
58:58But yeah, I don't know if I can fully get there with Diggs.
59:01Okay. All right. Well, that's the answer. Who are you in on?
59:04Another turnkey receiver nomination. Can we just go quickly through Luther Burden?
59:08Is the answer yes or no for you guys?
59:10What's his... Where is he getting... Where are you drafting him right now?
59:14Where is he getting drafted? I'll take him fifth overall.
59:16Like third round? Fourth round? Yeah. His ADP is like fourth round.
59:20What is he doing now? Because again, him being banged up might actually help because he has this groin thing.
59:25He's going... I mean, look. Best ball, he's going 55th now.
59:28If you look at Fantasy Pro's ADP, he's going like 43rd.
59:31So like fourth, fifth round. Fifth, sixth round. I have him as a fourth rounder.
59:35Look, I just think he has the potential to be a Monroe St.
59:39Brown, but like twitchier. And he's the definition of upside.
59:42Ben Johnson loves him. He has a groin injury.
59:44With that said, he hurt his groin like 32 days before their first game.
59:48And they said that they expect him to be ready.
59:51It almost seems like it's slightly precautionary. So I don't want to overthink that like you just hear the word injury and you're out.
59:57Like I think the Emeka Abuka toe injury is much more worrisome than the Luther Burden groin injury to me.
60:03I'm turning the key. I think there's a world in which we look back halfway through the season and we're like, man,
60:09I'm glad he got hurt in the preseason and his ADP dropped by a round or two.
60:13I think he is like... If Ibuka were healthy, I would put him in this category as well.
60:18But like week one, he has eight catches for 120 yards and a touchdown.
60:22And you're like, well, yeah. I just think there is a world in which Luther Burden...
60:27I'm pretty sure there's a strong chance Luther Burden is one of the stories of the season.
60:31Yeah, I'll turn my key on Luther Burden for that reason as well.
60:35It's not hard to picture. I also think in addition to everything we've said of the Bears offense and everything, well, the
60:41Bears are one of those teams to me that not just say they want to run the ball, but actually philosophically do
60:47want to run the ball the same way like the Eagles want to do it.
60:51But the difference to me is I think the Bears might actually be a Bengals or Cowboys team this year or closer
60:57to that because I think there's a chance the Bears defense is so bad that they are constantly throwing.
61:02And I know that kind of happened last year, but I think it might happen again because the Bears front seven is terrible.
61:09It's probably the worst of any team that might make the playoffs.
61:12And the secondary is very banged up for August 20th.
61:15And it's very thin. And I kind of don't think the Bears are going to be able to stop anyone at defense.
61:21And I think that there's going to be a lot of passing and Luther Burden will be a big part of it.
61:27So of the Bears options, I think Burden, yes.
61:29And then I think Loveland at tight end. And I think Adunze is the odd man out, right?
61:34I wanted to ask you guys about Adunze because he's now getting to the point where he's like a seventh, eighth round pick.
61:40Before Adunze got hurt last year, he was the wide receiver three overall.
61:44He had five touchdowns in four weeks and he was kind of cooking.
61:47And I can't tell if I just like them all.
61:50I might just like all of them. The question is, are we going to double down?
61:55This is really what we need to talk about.
61:57Are we turning key on the Bears as a whole?
62:00Because there's almost Swift, Burden, Adunze. Or we're going against the Madden curse.
62:03We have to just call a spade a spade here.
62:06Any other team, Madden cover, we'd be a little nervous.
62:09Suddenly we're in a Madden commercial and now we're like, this Madden team is going to be fine.
62:14Are we higher on supply? One Madden commercial and you can't shut up about the Bears.
62:18I'm half kidding, but I'm like, if the Bears have a season from hell, we're like, oh, right.
62:23Caleb's on the cover of Madden. But that's all I got.
62:26I don't really believe in a curse. I don't believe in curses.
62:29I don't know. I just I'm looking at I agree with Craig.
62:33I want to I want every piece of this.
62:35All right. We're turning key on Burden. Are you turning key on Adunze, DK?
62:39In the eighth round? Yes. OK. Are you? Wait, did you officially turn your key on Burden?
62:44Yes. OK. So now we're two out of three on Adunze.
62:47How are you feeling about that? I do, Craig, to kind of echo what you said.
62:51I'm not turning my key on Adunze because Scott Barrett has a great stat that I think Adunze, if you look at
62:57what is it, it's yards per target per outrun.
63:00Yeah, yards per. He's the least efficient receiver. He's high variance.
63:03It's the throws that Caleb has struggled the most with.
63:05The bet is that the Bears want to fucking explode.
63:08They want haymakers. And Roma Adunze is going to be the guy who might benefit the most from that if they're good at that.
63:15Like if Caleb Williams improves his game with deep crossers and the deep ball and explosive plays, it's going to be Roma
63:21Adunze is the biggest beneficiary of that. The offense ran through him early in the year last year.
63:26I just want them all. I think Loveland's the only one who's really expensive.
63:29I mean, Luther burden is pretty expensive too, but Roma Adunze is the cheapest way to get involved in this offense, I guess I would say.
63:37Chronic foot injury. It's highest variance. We're turning our key on a guy with a chronic foot injury?
63:41Well, he's not hurt right now. He's playing fine.
63:44I'm giving you a burden. I'm not giving you Adunze.
63:47My heart's not in it. All right. We turned our key on Ibuka who has a foot injury.
63:52Bitch. I mean, I'm just saying. You didn't have Roma Adunze in the ringer league down the stretch trying to win playoffs last year with his team.
63:59I love that Roma Adunze is fully practicing every day and Heifetz is like the foot injury.
64:04No, thanks. Ibuka's out for a month and he's like.
64:06With his groin. Fine. I'll pull my key on Ibuka.
64:09Is that what you want? It's up to you.
64:12I don't care. I'll still take him. This is for the listeners to know who we all endorse.
64:17Yes. Burden is the straw that stirs the drink for the offense or hope is what we're thinking.
64:22And that's why I want to take him. Yeah.
64:24Okay. Craig, I think last year you phrased it in this same show.
64:28You were basically like, this is these are the players who if you recommend them to a friend and they still don't
64:34work out, you don't feel bad about it. Yeah.
64:36Yeah. And I think that I think burden absolutely fits that because he could be.
64:40I'm happy to go down top the burden. Top eight receiver or something like that.
64:44Because I just so believe in the talent and the scheme.
64:47And it. Speaking of which, a perfect DK, one of the guys you had mentioned was Josh Downs.
64:52Yeah. Receiver for the Colts. I think it's a perfect exercise for this.
64:56And I'm curious. Are you turning your key on him?
64:59Because we haven't we haven't talked about him a lot.
65:01It's a good time to mention that the Colts just signed Keenan Allen.
65:05Yeah. Keenan Allen. Tyler Warren, the tight end, is out for at least a week with a groin injury.
65:10He's going to miss a week of practice. Yeah.
65:12It sounds like the Warren injury is not super serious from the early indications.
65:16He's just going to be. While we're at Alec Pierce, the receiver is not practicing still from an ankle injury.
65:22He had a surgery headed March. So sorry. So.
65:24A lot going on. People are going to be a little.
65:27I think people could be scared off of Josh Downs because of Keenan Allen.
65:31And I think what we saw last year where he affected the target rate for Lad McConkie and and Quentin Johnson.
65:37I think that is a valid point. But Josh Downs, the key with him is just is he going to be playing in two receiver sets?
65:44Is he going to play enough? Is the big question.
65:47And it sounds like the Colts have him in their plans as a guy who's playing on the outside and two receiver sets.
65:53He's going to be on the field way more than he was last year.
65:57The problem was last year. He was just only on the field when they had three receiver sets.
66:02He played in the slot 75 percent of the time.
66:05And I think what he's done in his career, he's shown he's a good player.
66:09He if you look at the numbers just when he was playing outside last year, he had 22 percent target per route
66:15run rate, which is a really solid number for an outside receiver, even though he's only five nine, like 175 or something like that.
66:21But he's just one of those guys that really good route runner, really tough, great hands can run after the catch.
66:27I think he's just underrated for how good he is.
66:30And you can get him really late. Obviously, he's the wide receiver 44 right now, according to ADP.
66:35So you can get him late. But I do think if he the the equation here, the calculus here is, can he play more?
66:41Will he play more? And if he does, I think he's going to go off.
66:45I don't get the Josh Downs thing. I'm going to tell you right now, I'm not turning my key.
66:51And I think he's it's nothing against you. I think he's the most popular player among fantasy analysts that I don't get what I imagine.
66:57That's how people look at me with Jaden Reed.
67:00He's like the new Elijah Moore. Yeah. You know how many you know how many times Josh Downs had 70 yards last year?
67:06He played the entire season. Sorry, 16 games. How many times he broke 70 yards?
67:10Not out of my head. Zero. OK. And I'm like, that's that's that's a low number.
67:15Yeah. Well, it's just one of those where I'm like, I love to come out and be like better than the greatest show on turf Rams.
67:22They did that. They didn't even have 70 yards in the game one time.
67:26I know. That's why I already explained it. He isn't playing enough.
67:29I know. This is the equation. Why do you think he's ranked 44th?
67:33I know. And I get it because he's talented and he's young and I get it.
67:37I just like I don't get it. I would.
67:39I don't. I will turn my key on it.
67:42I am in support of it. But it has to be this year.
67:45If it's going to happen, it has to be this year for Josh Downs.
67:49You're not doing it next year. I hate that Keenan Allen's there.
67:53He's like a bad cold for fantasy wide receivers, dude.
67:55He was on the Bears two years ago. The Chargers last year.
67:59He's just like ruined shit for fantasy upside. But no Michael Pittman and Alec Pierce is hurt.
68:03Josh Downs. I'm willing to I'm willing to pick that guy outside of the top 100.
68:08No Alec Pierce. No Michael Pittman. Sure. Yeah, I just he's just not going to be under my teams.
68:13And if he's the skeleton. He's a dollar. He's a dollar in auction leagues.
68:17Okay. Throw throw a buck on him. If he's a dollar.
68:20Sure. But he usually goes higher. I think I think I did an auction draft this weekend and he went for a dollar.
68:26I could be wrong. Well, go ahead. Make me feel like one or two dollars.
68:30It's a dollar. This one could be short. Christian Watson receiver Packers.
68:33I'm turning my key. Big yes for me. DK in or out.
68:37I am out. Oh, really? He's just not a player I'm confident in.
68:40Are you serious? I actually broke my heart. He's probably really good.
68:44I mean, it's just one of those things where I don't trust him to stay healthy.
68:48Is this out of spite because Heifetz didn't turn his key on Josh?
68:51I think it is. Not at all. Not at all.
68:54You need to be objective. Shocked. This is just like how you didn't like Kingpin.
68:58I went into this completely unbiased. Okay. And I still can't get behind the Christian Watson thing for whatever reason.
69:04In 13 games, he's played above 75% of the routes.
69:07He, or of the snaps, he is the wide receiver six overall.
69:10When the man plays, he delivers. I got to tell you, there is no player that when I do mock drafts at
69:16any platform, I am more consistently on my team than Christian Watson.
69:19Don Tavianwix is gone. Romeo Dubs is gone. It is now going to be Watson, Jaden Reed, and the second year guy,
69:25Matthew Golden, and the tight end, Tucker Craft, who's going to be on a bit of a pitch count.
69:30And it depends on your platform, too. ESPN, I think Christian Watson is like the best value on the entire platform.
69:36Christian Watson somehow is behind Alec Pierce on ESPN's rankings.
69:39And Alec Pierce hasn't even practiced yet. He's higher on other platforms.
69:42But I just, all right, DK. I mean, I think he's a good, I think he's a talented, talented player.
69:48He's nice. But he. Yeah, he's a nice guy.
69:50Just like hurt too much. I don't know. It's just one of those, he's highly volatile is what scares me off with him.
69:56All right. Let me hit you with this. Quentin Johnson, Chargers, is a massive turnkey guy for me.
70:01I think there is a small chance that he just outscores Lad McConkie on the Chargers.
70:06I think he fits very well with Mike McDaniel.
70:08He's still going outside the top 100. I think he's going to score the most touchdowns, catch the most touchdowns on the Chargers this year.
70:15He is one of my favorite late round wide receiver picks.
70:18He's getting better every year. What do we think?
70:21I'm turning my key on that just because of what you say.
70:24He's out the top 100 and I just, the Chargers, Mike McDaniel.
70:27Like Quentin Johnson, I'd rather have than Josh Downs because I think there's a much better chance Quentin Johnson ends up as a top 10 receiver.
70:34With Herbert and McDaniel than Josh Downs does with Daniel Jones.
70:37I mean, just last year alone, if you take away the injured games, Quentin Johnson's the wide receiver 19.
70:42He was 11th in red zone targets. And I think he has a little bit of stink on him because of the slow start to his career.
70:50Like Quentin Johnson is not a name that jumps off the board when you're in a draft.
70:55I keep, whenever I picture the Quentin Johnson thing, you know those scenes from Anchorman where he's like, the guy can't even
71:01talk and he did it and he got a comeback in.
71:04The guy who can't even talk said something. I just like, the guy who can't catch?
71:08That's the one you want? The receiver? No, I'm absolutely all in on this too.
71:12I think he's been beat up way more than he should be based on like his alligator arm catching style.
71:18He's, he in this offense could be the run after catch guy.
71:21You know, they're going to scheme up ways to get him the football.
71:24I think he's going to score a lot of touchdowns.
71:27I think he's an awesome sleeper. Also, I think, I think it's the guy who can't think said something.
71:32Even the guy who can't think said something. Brick.
71:35Wes Mantooth. Even the guy who can't think said something.
71:38Wes Mantooth. All time. All time name. Wes Mantooth.
71:40Mrs. Mantooth. Next one. DJ Moore, receiver for the Bills.
71:43A guy that's pretty, the rare player that's not loved in real life or in fantasy completely separately.
71:48I'm turning my key. I just think it's actually like overlapping bias.
71:51It's just really cheap for someone that's going to be the clear number one receiver on a team that the Bills are
71:57expected to be top three in points. And that's really rare to just have a number one receiver around a bunch of number four receivers.
72:04Not that's me and Khalil Shakir. But the clear focal point of the offense passing game on a team that's supposed to
72:10like be top three in points is just like you can get them in the sixth or seventh round.
72:15I did the thing six, seven. So I'm turning, I'm turning my key.
72:19I just think it's too much DJ Moore bias.
72:21It's a thumbs up from me, dog. DK? I watched three plays in the Bills preseason game and I'm all in.
72:27All right. And then he hurt his ankle. Then he got rolled up on.
72:31Dijon Stribling, rookie receiver for the Niners. He's going, it depends, outside the top 100.
72:35I think this is easy. I am buying the hype.
72:38I'm fine as a flyer, yeah. I don't want to get like, yeah.
72:41Yeah, he's late. Late-term key. I mean, he could be the number two receiver on this team.
72:46I'll turn the key. And since we're talking, if you have to type it into your app, it's D apostrophe Z-H-A-U-N, which sometimes it's Stribling with a B.
72:53Like sometimes you can't find them if you don't type it in.
72:57Last one I want to ask you about, Cyrus Allen, the receiver for the Chiefs, who again, we're talking about the last pick.
73:03There will be kickers and defenses taken before him.
73:06But if you talk about, if you had to make me pick a receiver at sleep, like it's hard to find late,
73:12late, late round receivers in the draft. I would love Jaden Higgins.
73:15There's a chance to be Cyrus Allen's real. And I basically, it's like the last pick, it's kind of getting ahead of waivers in week one.
73:22Yeah. I don't think this will happen, but if Cyrus Allen is starting for the Chiefs in week one, which I don't
73:28think is going to happen, but I could see him being better.
73:31If he plays a lot and pops in week one, that's the kind of player you want on your team already.
73:37That's not on waivers. I've seen enough from Cyrus Allen where I think it might be possible because they need juice.
73:43And so I'm, I'm actually, I'm endorsing him as like a Jonah Coleman-esque.
73:46Just have them on your team and wait two weeks into the season and see what happens.
73:51It's hard for me to be like, no, for a guy who's going outside of the top 200 right now.
73:57It has to be for, if you would do it on your teams, not just you think it makes sense for my team.
74:03Would you do that on your team? Last pick in the draft, I would, I would totally take him.
74:08But like, here's what I'll say. If you have a draft in a week and your league is like full of guys
74:14who really pay attention and he's going for like 10 bucks or he's going like the 12th round, I would probably say no to that.
74:21If he becomes like kind of a hot commodities, like $8.
74:24How many, how many, how many dollars? Seven, eight bucks or something.
74:27If people are like. No, no, he's $1. No, he's, he's the last spot on your bench.
74:32I feel like you didn't listen to anything I was just saying.
74:35I'm saying if you are in a league, look, my league, my high school league, Cyrus Allen's not going to go for a dollar.
74:42He's probably going to go for like four or five because somebody wants to get in on that and not just let
74:48like the end of the draft, you can just get them for free.
74:51Someone's going to like upbid him. The question is, would you upbid somebody for Cyrus Allen?
74:56That's the question. No. And that's, you're right. That's the right question.
74:59And no, probably not. Like it's one of those, like one, two, sure.
75:03You're right that the number is four. If it's three, if it's four, if it's five, it's six.
75:08Like, are you doing that? No, I would. It's, he's the guy that I'm hoping Cyrus Allen.
75:12We need a word for this. It's the guy that you nominate for $1 and you're just sitting there hoping that all
75:1820 seconds tick off and no one hits the button.
75:21That's what he is. See, I think he's the, but the moment somebody will upbid him, I'm like, shit.
75:26I don't think he'll go for a dollar. Depending on your league.
75:29I don't think he'll go for a dollar, but.
75:32Well, we'll see. That's the time it. So what, what, where'd we land?
75:35Is that a turnkey on? I think it's not.
75:38Last round. Okay. I think it's a $1 turnkey.
75:40Sure. So let's just, you know, put him in that category where it's like, depends.
75:45I mean, to be clear, he's not rich. Like ESPN, he's not ranked.
75:48Like when you go to the top 300. I don't really, I don't buy some of this stuff.
75:53Like, because it's like the people who are paying attention to Cyrus Allen is all over social media.
75:58If you are in a league where people are following the league, he's going to get drafted.
76:03I understand. So that's what I was. So I think it's not a turnkey.
76:06I think that's the answer. Sorry. I feel like now it sounds like I'm angry, but I'm not.
76:11No, I get it because it's a wide variety of leagues.
76:14I'm not offended. No, I'm offended by Christian Watson.
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77:40Let's do quarterback. I need to say no to Malik Willis and Kyler Murray.
77:44Let's go. Let me tell you why that's stupid.
77:47Let's go one at a time. Do you want to start with Kyler or Malik Willis?
77:51No, because to me, this is pick one. Pick one of Kyler Murray or Malik Willis.
77:56Also, I'm just kidding. Maybe I'll say yes. I don't know.
77:59Late in the draft, pick one of Kyler Murray or Malik Willis.
78:02Don't leave a draft without Kyler Murray or Malik Willis.
78:05Here's why. It's the deepest, and this is specific, by the way, to one quarterback leagues.
78:09I'm not talking about Superflex. That's a different conversation.
78:11One quarterback leagues, there is zero downside to taking either Kyler Murray or Malik Willis late in your draft.
78:17This is one of the deepest years we've had at quarterback.
78:20There's a million guys that you could feel fine about if we go one or two weeks and Kyler Murray and Malik
78:26Willis suck or one of them gets benched. You can stream quarterbacks the rest of the year, be totally fine.
78:31Jared Goff, Matt Stafford, Jordan Love, whoever you want.
78:34Tyler Shuck. You can be totally fine with those guys, but you want to chase the upside of Malik Willis and Kyler Murray because they run.
78:41Heifetz bitches about the running thing constantly. He's always bitching about it.
78:44What? No, I've seen it. He's always bitching about it.
78:47He's always trying to change the rules of the sport we love.
78:50I'm just actually trying to protect the rules, but it's fine.
78:53I'll start with Murray. Matthew Barry had some really basic but actually super compelling stats in his 100 facts column at Fantasy Life this week.
79:00Since 2020, the top four quarterbacks in fantasy points per game are Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, and Kyler Murray.
79:06Dating back to 2019, there's four quarterbacks with 15 plus fantasy points every single season.
79:10Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, and Kyler Murray.
79:12Just looking at the points scored. If Kyler's playing, he's going to be scoring points because he runs around.
79:17He scrambles a lot. This is a good offense.
79:20Kevin O'Connell, I trust him. He has Justin Jefferson.
79:22I mean, basically every other offense that Kevin O'Connell has been play calling for, every other quarterback other than J.J.
79:28McCarthy, it's been awesome. So I think there's really no downside in taking Murray, even if you think he sucks.
79:33This is fantasy we're talking about. I agree with every word you said, DK.
79:37I'm turning my key on Kyler and Malik Willis, and I'm surprised that you're not, Craig.
79:42And I'm curious why. I think it's not really true that when you're like, oh, you could just stream Tyler Shuck or Matt Stafford.
79:48I don't think that's right. Like, I think people draft two quarterbacks, even if you start one, and all those guys are going to be on the bench.
79:56And so I don't necessarily think that it's like, if Kyler doesn't work out, you can just get someone great.
80:01Don't buy that. I don't know. I'm skeptical about Kyler Murray.
80:04I think he's also creeping up. Like, 80 best ball, he's like the QB 12 right now going in drafts.
80:10That's a little high. Like... Is it? I think that's perfect.
80:13That's exactly where I have him in rankings is 12.
80:16I think you... If you're drafting Kyler Murray, you're going to have to draft another quarterback, like a Jackson Dart, to like have insurance.
80:22And you're then giving up like, I don't know, Roma Dunze is going right next to Kyler Murray.
80:27DJ Moore, Parker Washington. But a year ago on this episode, I believe you were talking about how Drake May is a great guy.
80:34And we were saying Drake May was high at 12.
80:36And we were like, fuck it, put him at nine because of the rushing.
80:40Kyler Murray, what's the difference between Kyler and Drake May?
80:43And I know that sounds crazy, but I'm like, Kyler ran for 550 yards like two years ago.
80:48I'm much less confident in Kyler Murray than Drake May, to be honest.
80:51That's fair. And again, I understand. In real life, I'd rather have Drake May.
80:55I guess my question is that Kyler and Willis, and I think this is your point, DK, they're the last quarterbacks that could have massive rushing seasons.
81:03Right? Everyone after them is like not really... It's like Jordan Love, who's quietly not a rusher.
81:07It's Matt Stafford. It's Mahomes put off an ACL, so we don't know how much he's going to run.
81:13And so I think DK's point is it doesn't matter who they are.
81:16It's just that the last guys left that could run for hundreds and hundreds of yards and half a dozen touchdowns.
81:22And everyone else that Baker Mayfield, Jared Goff, Jordan Love, Tyler Shuck is indistinguishable.
81:26And I think it's a supply-demand thing. So that's why I agree with DK.
81:30I get that they might not work, but it's like, all right, grab Jared Goff and pair him with them.
81:35Here's my problem. They're the prototypes for late-round quarterback process.
81:38Like the Malik Willis thing, I don't like having to be like, well, maybe Justin Fields could be the QB5.
81:43I don't like doing that. That's not a fun experiment to me, drafting a guy who I don't think is good.
81:49Kyler Murray, I also just have question marks about.
81:52I don't know. I think I'd rather just like get Trevor Lawrence two rounds earlier and live my life.
81:57Have you had the same lived experience as Craig where he's not buying that you could stream quarterback in a 12-team one quarterback league?
82:03It's a really good question because— Because that's not really been my experience, to be honest.
82:08I think— When we do this ringer league draft versus a single QB in a week, Tyler Shuck is not going to
82:14be on the waiver wire, I promise. Matt Stafford is not going to be on the waiver wire, I promise.
82:19No, Stafford, no. I agree with Craig in that.
82:22I do think, not just our show, but I think most fantasy analysts underrate—everybody rosters two quarterbacks.
82:26Unless you have like five benches, like most people roster a backup quarterback.
82:30It's like a psychological— That hasn't been my experience at all.
82:33You don't think Patrick Mahomes is going to get drafted this year?
82:36Of course— Yeah, maybe not Mahomes. Bill Simmons, until two years ago when we bullied him out of it, would have four,
82:42sometimes five quarterbacks in a one-quarterback league. Like, people like quarterbacks.
82:45But we have— I mean, look, we have Mahomes as our 16th-ranked quarterback or something.
82:49Like, that implies that he might not get drafted.
82:52Like, there's no way. No, I think Craig's just right on this because I'm in a bunch of redraft leagues, and I
82:58am—I think DK probably scrolling through every—like a sicko.
83:00Everybody's teams for— The quarterbacks you will be able to add is like Bryce Young, CJ Stroud, maybe Sam Darnold.
83:06Those are going to be the types of guys you can add, in my opinion.
83:10I think that's true. Having said that, I still think DK's point is valid in that the point—but Craig, I think you're right about that.
83:17But I think it makes DK's point more important because the point being, there's not a huge difference between streaming Aaron Rodgers and streaming Darnold.
83:24Like, if everyone has two quarterbacks, then you get two quarterbacks, and they should probably both be mobile.
83:29And I think that's the point is you have Trevor Lawrence and Kyler.
83:32If you have Trevor Lawrence and Malik Willis, the odds that you have like a great quarterback, it's just higher because the
83:38replacement level is like— There's not a huge difference between Jared Goff and Sam Darnold on a given week.
83:43Yeah, I'm probably more willing to draft Kyler than I would be Malik Willis, but I would still rather just have like
83:49Caleb Williams, Trevor Lawrence, a Dak, maybe even a round or two earlier than those guys.
83:54And then I can just draft like Tyler Shuck later rather than have to spend two kind of like mid-round picks on
84:00Jackson Dart and Kyler Murray when I could be taking guys like Quentin Johnston and Parker Washington and Roma Dunes and DJ Moore's in that range.
84:07Okay, so can I blow your mind though? What platform are you drafting on with your friends?
84:12Yahoo and Sleeper. So Yahoo and Sleeper, Willis, are within eight picks of each other.
84:16And believe it or not, Tyler Shuck is going—I mean, on Sleeper, Malik Willis.
84:20And again, I know the draft room when you open the room, Tyler Shuck's 170 and Malik Willis is 193.
84:25That's all well and good. My lived experience is like—the leagues I'm in, and again, this is not everybody, but like the
84:31people I play with are pretty up-to-date on stuff.
84:33Like just because they see Malik Willis where he is does not mean he's going to go where he is.
84:39Same with Kyler Murray. Like people understand who is hyped up and who's not.
84:43They have their own lists. I'm not going to fight you on Malik Willis.
84:47I think he's a patsy. He's like going to be the fall guy for a— This is hilarious.
84:52Are you not allowing me to not turn my key on Kyler Murray?
84:55No, well, no, it's interesting. I think when we talk it out, the people listening, I think, get to like decide where they fall on it.
85:02I don't think it's—I'm not trying to change your mind.
85:05I think it's—the daylight's important because people get to decide where you are.
85:09I think the difference is like to me and Craig, I will allow you to not turn my key on.
85:14Thank you. I'm going to let you do that.
85:17But I think the difference is the way that you're saying you don't want to spend a pick on Dart and Malik
85:23Willis or Kyler Murray is that I'm saying don't do that.
85:26I'm saying just take Kyler Murray or Malik Willis late.
85:28And then you get another guy, like you were saying, like the Roma Doones days of the world.
85:33Get one of those guys earlier in draft. Stream Kyler or Malik.
85:37And then—or sorry, not stream, but start Kyler or Malik.
85:39If they suck, you can drop them. And sure, maybe I was being overeager with Shuck, even though Shuck is like the QB 20 in ADP right now.
85:47Like go with CJ Stroud. Go with Sam Darnold.
85:49See, that makes me incredibly nervous. If I think Kyler Murray in the ninth round and then he's just not good and it's like Kyler Murray's a mess.
85:57And now I'm just—now the rest of my season I'm like crossing my fingers that Tyler Shuck works out.
86:02That sounds bad. This is the late-round quarterback life.
86:05You got to live it. I don't like it.
86:07You got to be— You're the first or last.
86:10Okay, so you figured it out. That's the answer.
86:12Craig just doesn't want to do that. No, no, no.
86:15No, no, no. I don't think—I don't know if Kyler—you know who I know is good?
86:19I think Dak Prescott and the Cowboys are good, and I feel that's dependable.
86:23And if I can take Dak Prescott instead of Kyler Murray, I'd probably just do that.
86:28Even if the ceiling's not as high, I feel more confident that Dak Prescott could be like the QB 6 most likely if he plays than Kyler Murray.
86:35I think Kyler Murray could be a disaster. I don't think Dak Prescott could be a disaster.
86:40So I'm fine with late-round quarterback. I don't need to take Josh Allen, but I'd probably rather have Dak Prescott, Brock Purdy,
86:46Trevor Lawrence, Caleb Williams, than I would Kyler. That still to me is later around quarterback.
86:50If you take Dak, would you take a backup quarterback?
86:53Yeah, sure, but I would wait. I would take Dak, who a guy I feel like stays healthy, I feel confident about
86:59his game, and then I would take whatever, Tyler Shuck or something as an insurance pick.
87:03And I'm not telling you to change your mind.
87:06The way I think of it is Dak is like a scramble in golf.
87:10Dak is kind of like your first drives on the fairway.
87:13And you're like, okay, we're going to take that ball.
87:15So the second drive, it's like free money. So then it's like Malik Willis.
87:19And you're like, yeah, I might hook this into the woods, but just in case I hit it 300.
87:25You know what I mean? That's the way I look at it.
87:28But yeah, I think the key to me is that the people listening just know how you feel about this going into your draft.
87:34That's why we talk about doing mock drafts and having tears is it's like if you're not comfortable having Kyler as your starter, then do what Craig's saying.
87:42I think that's the important point. I don't know.
87:45Just like know what you want. Dak Prescott's been a top five QB in the last three years.
87:49So I'm kind of like – and I'm confident that that offense will be good.
87:54All right. So to be clear, am I putting – so you are or not a turnkey?
87:58I can't tell for Kyler. Who do you want to turn your key on, Craig?
88:02I will respectfully pass on Kyler, although I'm not saying that it won't work out.
88:06I'm just saying I don't feel enough to turn my key and officially recommend it to somebody else.
88:11I mentioned Trevor Lawrence a bunch. I would like to highlight Trevor Lawrence.
88:15Now I feel – let's flush what just happened and try to – let's try to come into this objectively just because I'm pitching it, you know?
88:22Try to pretend this is coming from a stranger.
88:25Tell me a joke or something. Make me laugh.
88:27Then we'll get back to another. How is that?
88:30Okay. Trevor Lawrence going around QB9 in drafts. DK, can you remember how many games the Jags won last year?
88:3513 or 14? Yeah, they won 13. 13? The year before that, they won four.
88:39So Liam Cohen showed up and they went from four to 13.
88:43Yeah. I'm a big believer in year two with play callers.
88:46This is year two with Liam Cohen. Trevor Lawrence last year in the fantasy playoffs had the greatest fantasy playoffs in the history of quarterbacks.
88:53He averaged – he scored 99 points in three games in the fantasy playoffs.
88:56He was the QB6 last year straight up. But once they traded for Jacoby Myers in week 10, the Jaguars were a completely different team.
89:03They went 9-1. They were a league best plus 153 point differential.
89:06They scored the third most points in the league.
89:09And Trevor Lawrence was the QB2 after they traded for Jacoby Myers.
89:12I think they have like the deepest pass catching group in the league.
89:16I'm like Brian Thomas, Parker Washington, Jacoby Myers. Travis Hunter is their wide receiver four.
89:20Brenton Strange is a good tight end. Year two with Liam Cohen.
89:23Trevor Lawrence ran for nine touchdowns last year. You could say that is something that's going to regress.
89:28I see it as something they're willing to do and that he's capable of doing.
89:32And I'm kind of just like, fuck, man. If this guy's the ninth quarterback going off the board, I think he can win the MVP.
89:39This team could win 13, 14 games again. The offense is deep.
89:42Year two in the system. I like it. I wanted to give that stat with the nine rushing touchdowns as like a negative.
89:49And I do think there's a probable – it's probable that he will regress from that.
89:53But I will say from the designed rush point of view, Trevor Lawrence was fourth among quarterbacks in designed rushes, which is not nothing.
90:00I mean, he's just like – Liam Cohen quarterbacks usually run.
90:03Yeah. And it's not like there's like some Saquon Barkley running back that's going to take specialty carries away.
90:08It's like Trevor Lawrence is the biggest running back on the team.
90:11Lawrence had more designed rush attempts and more scrambles than Bo Nix.
90:14Trevor's an automatic turnkey for me on this. I think Trevor Lawrence is – I think in some ways my best case
90:20scenario is Trevor Lawrence falling to me as like the 11th quarterback in a draft.
90:25It's because no matter who it is, the 11th guy is going to be better than you think.
90:30I totally agree, Craig. I'm completely in on Lawrence.
90:32Craig, do you like Lawrence or Dak more? Because I think – aren't they kind of going in the same area?
90:38I like Lawrence more. I think you've got to have Lawrence higher because – I will turn my key on this.
90:44I'm going to turn my key on the confidence and being in Liam Cohen's offense.
90:48I think Trevor Lawrence, like Craig said, year two, the offense just growing and being better with more talent at receiver.
90:53Extremely – I have Lawrence as my fifth quarterback.
90:56I'm extremely high. I think I like this. Even though like we had this big argument about sort of like strategy in
91:02draft, I do really like Lawrence this year. Yeah.
91:04I mean, I love Lawrence. And to be clear, I'm not – I think we're all actually on a similar page because
91:10I think big picture what we're talking about is a great quarterback is going to go as the 10th quarterback.
91:16Like if Joe Burrow – if like top six guys are like Burrow, Hurts and up, Justin Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Caleb Williams,
91:22Jackson Dart, Dak or Kyler, one of those will be the 11th or 12th quarterbacks available.
91:26Yeah. And that's just the way I look at Kyler.
91:29I'm like, yeah, I'll just wait for him to fall.
91:32Totally. But if Trevor Lawrence falls, I'm like, well, goddamn.
91:34I feel like we have a Caleb Williams too.
91:37My recommendation is like late-round quarterback is a good strategy.
91:40Just pick the late-round quarterback you personally like the most.
91:42Yeah. And I will say everything you said about Lawrence the second year, I do feel that way about Caleb Williams too.
91:48I'm a little afraid of recommending a quarterback in Chicago when the fantasy playoffs in December.
91:53But I just think Caleb is also like Lawrence, super mobile and just – they've been marinating in an amazing system for
91:59the offseason while everyone else is learning new systems.
92:01And I just – I think Lawrence and Caleb are like going to take a real-life leap.
92:06Yeah. I like that. On that note though, also Herbert.
92:09I would like to nominate Justin Herbert as a key turn.
92:12It's not complicated. Justin Herbert is the best quarterback who's ever played in the Kyle Shanahan, McVay-esque system that Mike McDaniel is implementing.
92:18And what is special about it and players love about it is how much it simplifies the game for everybody and allows people to play faster.
92:25And Herbert is the best ever at that. And he's the perfect mix of fast processor, arm talent.
92:30And also Herbert's way faster than people think. I'm worried about betting on the charges.
92:34A line did not melt. But I love Herbert this year.
92:37Totally agree. Full key turn. Love it. Yeah. Okay.
92:40I think Herbert and Lawrence are definitely targets in that area for me.
92:43All right. I was going to ask about Jackson Dart, but DK made his feelings known.
92:48So no Dart. The last one I want to ask him is Jalen Hurts as the sixth quarterback for a simple reason.
92:54For the past, we have talked about Jalen Hurts as the best mix of high floor, high ceiling on a weekly basis,
93:00a quarterback ever to play fantasy football. Well, he doesn't play.
93:03But for us, like basically if Josh Allen's the best quarterback since COVID season long, because he's always first or second.
93:08Hurts was basically, there was a stat. I think he had more games over 30 points than under 16.
93:14So my question is Jalen Hurts at six. Do you guys want to turn your key or not as the sixth quarterback?
93:20My brain says yes. My heart says no. It's like the Devontae Smith thing for you where I'm like, I just had such a bad time last year.
93:27But I agree. I mean, he was the QB seven last year and it was a miserable season.
93:32Turn the ball over twice in one play. So it's hard not to say I agree with you because the numbers bear it out every single year.
93:40So I guess I have to like remove my, separate my heart and my brain and go with my brain.
93:45So I guess I'll say yes. But, but I'm like slightly doing it against my will.
93:50I think I'm going to say no because I prefer waiting a couple rounds and just drafting a quarterback later.
93:55I agree DK. And I think he's like one of those guys where I agree with everything you guys are saying in
94:01terms of he's probably going to outplay his ADP like by a couple spots.
94:05I don't know if he'll be the QB one, but I think he's like guaranteed to score a bunch of rushing touchdowns
94:11and he's going to give you that floor. I know.
94:14The problem is I just think like I would rather draft another player where you're getting Jalen Hurts.
94:19I feel that way in theory makes sense. But if you look at the players around him, I keep thinking about Taco
94:25from the league who doesn't know anything and doesn't follow football that much and then wins every year in the league.
94:30And I just keep looking at Basial Tootin, who again is going to return kicks for the Jaguars, is going 10 picks
94:36before Jalen Hurts, who's like been one of the best fantasy quarterbacks ever and then had a down year.
94:42And now it's like, I don't know. I keep looking back at like if you could pick one player that the market
94:48is completely wrong on, I keep staring at Hurts.
94:50If the draft went exactly according to like the ADP that we're looking at here, like I do kind of agree with you.
94:56There's a lot of guys. So I guess here's your question.
94:59He fits for you. Not that you have to make this decision, but like Christian Watson's going a couple spots away from Jalen Hurts.
95:06Like who would you rather have on your team?
95:09So that's an example. That's a great example. If Christian Watson's still there, I'm taking Christian Watson because I'd rather have Christian Watson and wait on quarterback.
95:16Christian Watson, I will say in your defense is by far the best player in this like round.
95:21But if he's gone and it's Marvin Harrison Jr., I'm like at that point, just take Jalen Hurts.
95:26And I feel that way about Tucker Craft to tie down.
95:29I'd rather have Jalen Hurts. I want to read off some of these ADPs.
95:33Just this is based on the Yahoo, I think.
95:35It's on the Fantasy Pro. Sorry. Jane Daniels starts off the list.
95:38Harold Fannin, Ramondre, Roma Dunze, Rico Dowdle, Christian Watson, Janarian, Jalen Hurts, Hurts, Cardinal Tate, Pollard, Kraft, Parker Washington, Mononguy, Michael Wilson, Brian Thomas, Corlin Sutton, JK Dobbins.
95:46Like, yikes. Actually, I maybe do want Hurts right there.
95:49The only guys I want over him that you just said is Parker Washington.
95:53You could convince me on Jadarian Price, the running back for the Seahawks.
95:56And then I don't want the Steelers running backs.
95:59I don't want Jalen Warren or Rico Dowdle over Jalen Hurts.
96:02I'm like, you could convince me on, you know, maybe Ramondre Stevenson.
96:05But realistically, it's the receivers. Like, return on investment for all those guys?
96:09I think Hurts is probably going to be the best.
96:11It's just going to be so hard when Hurts is sitting there in, like, the seventh round.
96:16And I'm like, and I'm going to tell myself, like, this is a smart pick.
96:20You should draft Jalen Hurts. And I'm so not going to want to.
96:24And then I'm going to do it. And then they're going to suck week one.
96:28I'm going to be mad. There's a weird range where I don't like any of the players in, like, the 80s.
96:34And I just want them all to go away so that I can make picks later.
96:38And that's kind of where I want to take a quarterback.
96:41And Hurts is right around that range. Yeah, I do agree.
96:44I think I'm changing. I'm going to do a turnkey after looking at more ADP here.
96:48Is that cool? Can I do that? Sure. Of course.
96:51Whatever you want. All right. But Craig's still out, so it's okay.
96:54No, no. I didn't say that. I think Craig is there.
96:57We turned king on Hurts. Wow. I said my brain says yes.
97:01He's hot, and we turned the key on him.
97:03Fuck it. Yeah. Is he the hottest quarterback? Yeah, he's the hottest.
97:06We got to do the hot quarterback. Come on.
97:09We got to imagine. So our quarterbacks this year are Trevor Lawrence, Justin Herbert, and Jalen Hurts.
97:14I like that. I like that. Yeah. I don't mind it.
97:17Three of the hottest guys. All right. Tight end.
97:19Brock Bowers for the Raiders. He's a high pick.
97:21I have him right after the top 11 running backs go.
97:24So right after Chase Brown, Ken Walker, the running backs we talked about at the top of the show are gone.
97:30I like Brock Bowers ahead of the next tier of receivers.
97:33Basically, it's the 17th player because I just think he could explode at tight end in a way that makes me okay
97:39with him being really bad and embarrassing me. If you guys aren't on board, I get it.
97:44But he's the only tight end I want to spend a high pick on, if I'm being honest.
97:49I'm on board. I am too. Even though he was like one of my guys last year, he got hurt.
97:54That didn't help. That's why he's available. Yeah. I want Brock Bowers like on every team.
97:59He's not going to be cheap. No, he's not.
98:01He's a second round pick. But if you fell to the third, I'm like, oh my God.
98:06Like if you there's a world where if you get Jameer Gibbs, it's not crazy to think Brock Bowers can just fall to you.
98:12Yeah. And there's a world where you can start with Jameer Gibbs.
98:16Brock Bowers is another player. And I'm like, I would do that 100 times out of 100.
98:20Yeah. The question I have for you guys is Tyler Warren of the Colts, who I is the only Colt I'm really excited to have this year.
98:28But he just has a groin injury and is out a week and they signed Keenan Allen between when I wrote him down.
98:34And so I don't know what to do with Tyler Warren anymore because Keenan Allen, there is overlap between what Keenan Allen's
98:40going to do on the field and Warren. And I think Warren's so good.
98:44And I think Tyler Warren's closer to Colston Loveland than people think.
98:47And but I'm a little worried about him being hurt.
98:50And they signed Keenan Allen at the same two days.
98:53Fuck. Should we not turn the key on Tyler Warren then?
98:56He's so good, though. I think the thing that makes me want to say yes to the key turn is Michael Pittman's not there.
99:02Yeah. Like, I know it's Daniel Jones and the Achilles and it's like, is the offense going to be good again?
99:08And all this stuff Keenan Allen. I'm like, dude, the guy who got the most targets on the team is gone.
99:14And the other guy who got the second most targets on the team is hurt.
99:18And now it's Tyler Warren. Yeah, Alec Pierce is not practicing yet.
99:21So I feel pretty good about Tyler Warren as long as he's healthy, obviously.
99:25He has been until literally two days ago. One of my top targets in terms of I absolutely want Tyler Warren on as many teams as possible.
99:32I think the price is pretty good relative to what you can expect from him.
99:37And obviously, yeah. What happened to what happened to late round tight end?
99:40What happened to now we're recommending two of the top four tight ends?
99:44So these are. Well, no, it's barbell. It's these.
99:46If Brock Bowers falls to you or Tyler Warren falls to you, I like them.
99:50I like them more than the others. I don't love Trey McBride because I don't want to bet on the card.
99:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is not.
99:59This exercise is not if they fall to you, take them.
100:02Well, let me rephrase. Ecstatic if they fell to me.
100:04Like if Brock Bowers fell to me in the third round, I would like have to do the DK Metcalf take my shirt off.
100:11Okay, cool. Would you take them 15th overall? Because that's probably where someone else is going to take them.
100:16I haven't. Well, I haven't ranked 16th. I haven't behind the top running backs we just talked about.
100:21This conversation is like, would you slightly reach for this player?
100:24Is really what we're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I think I'm higher on Bowers than any platform you're going to draft on.
100:31The way, I think the easiest way is like your top targets.
100:34Like who are you going into drafts looking to?
100:36Who are you targeting? Yeah. Yeah. Bowers. I want Bowers.
100:39I want Tyler Warren. Yeah. Those are like the two tight ends I really want.
100:43But I'm not trying to take Colson Loveland over Ibuka or Devante Smith.
100:47Totally. These guys. Yeah. You know what I mean?
100:49So like I'm not. And Sam Laporta, I was already thought was high.
100:53Now he's a hip injury. I'm not trying. I don't love Sam Laporta with the hip.
100:57I think he's very touchdown dependent. And then like the other tight ends, I don't want Harold's fan.
101:02I'm done with Kyle Pitts. He's toxic as DK, you know, and I don't want Harold's.
101:06Like, I don't really want any of these tight ends.
101:09I'm okay to wait on tight end. It's just Bowers or Warren.
101:13I don't remember what we said in previous episodes, but I'm saying it now.
101:16Tight end kind of sucks this year. I don't really want any of these guys.
101:20That's why I want Bowers and Warren. I like the top four and they're all going to be expensive.
101:26I think Trey McBride is a guy who might fall by the wayside in drafts because the vibes are so bad.
101:31If he does, that's yeah. You know what I mean?
101:34Like there's a chance that Trey McBride is like sitting there to start the fourth round just because people are like, eh, Trey McBride, Cardinals, no thanks.
101:42Cardinals. You should probably just take them. That's true.
101:44You could convince me that Trey McBride should go right there with Bowers for the same logic that Trey McBride could have
101:50a better season than Nico Collins straight up and playing tight end.
101:53Yeah, right. I'm less excited about it because the Cardinals are so goddamn bad.
101:57So are we turning our camp Tyler Warren or not?
102:00I am. Yeah. Okay. All right. So we are next up then.
102:03I want to ask George Kittle. I'm doing it.
102:06I know he's got the Achilles, but that's priced in.
102:08He's not going to go to Australia. It's just something he's talking about.
102:12He's going to, I think he will play in week two.
102:15I think Kittle will play in week two barring setback.
102:18He's not going to make the trip to Australia amid his recovery.
102:21But I think when week two on, you're going to get George Kittle and on a Niners team that with all the
102:27injuries they already have, I know it's like you're daring the substation, but I'm like, George Kittle is going to be going
102:33around to Josh Downs or Blake Quorum or Chuba Hubbard off a hamstring injury.
102:37And I'm like, everything we said about tight end, I'd rather have George Kittle and just like figure out a week one tight end and have George Kittle.
102:45I'm not going to do it. I get it.
102:47All right. Well, it's not. It's like one of those things where I feel dumb betting against George Kittle, but he tore his fucking Achilles in February.
102:54Yeah, I agree. I'm not doing it either. He's like, he's in his thirties and he's six months from an Achilles.
103:00All right. Isaiah likely for the Giants. We have to make some kind of late round tight end endorsement for St.
103:06Don't take getting. I think likely the thing that I would say about likely is if he plays more awesome pick.
103:12So maybe I will turn the key on him because, but that is a big question.
103:16I don't, I don't feel, I do think that the, in, in the way that I said earlier where Craig was like,
103:22if you end up, if, if you tell your friend or recommend to your friend, this person, and then they don't work
103:28out, you don't feel that bad about it. Because I do think the equation here with likely is if he plays more
103:34and he definitely might, he's going to go off.
103:37Um, so I think I am willing to do the likely thing, even though I think it's pretty risky.
103:42Yeah. Candidly, I don't have a tight end in this category.
103:45I didn't list a top target because I don't really feel that strongly about any of them.
103:50However, if I had to pick a guy going outside the top 10 at tight end, it would be likely.
103:55I get it. It's not a top target as much as whoever falls to you is fine.
104:00It's a top sleeper. That's really how we feel.
104:02Yeah. I get it. That's fair. I'll, I'll turn my key on him.
104:06I will turn my key too, because I, if somebody asked me which tight end outside of the top 10, would you recommend?
104:12I would recommend likely. I will say the, the beginning, the early returns on how they split up tight end usage for
104:18the Giants in their first preseason game is not very good for likely.
104:22They, we don't have to. They rotate it. Are you see the guy that we most want to fall to us?
104:27Or are you trying to take him really hard over Dallas Goddard?
104:31I feel like it doesn't matter to us, which is not the point.
104:34Yeah. I'm not reaching for, for him. All right.
104:37No, I think he's a great, I think he's a really good sleeper and that's what I'm turning the key on.
104:42Are there any other guys? I would say I would put Dalton Kincaid in almost the exact same category as likely as
104:48a talented pass catcher who just needs to play more.
104:51I think Dalton Kincaid's issue has been injuries mainly over the last couple of years.
104:55Last year, he was like battling the lingering effects of a PCL injury at a couple other injuries.
105:00Everything you heard the bills talk about with him this year is we want him to play more.
105:05We want to be on the field more. We're a better offense when he's on the field.
105:10I think Brandon Bean said something about, they score seven points more per game when he's playing or something like that.
105:16I don't know what the exact metric was, but pointing out that basically they're a better offense when he's on the field.
105:22And so the, again, the, if he plays more, I think he's going to score a lot of points.
105:27There's a, there's a strong chance he just doesn't though, because he's been so hurt over the years and because he's not much of a blocker.
105:34Um, but I think at where you're getting him a hundredth overall ish, I think it's a, it's an okay bet to make.
105:40I like it and agree with it. I don't know if I'd put it in on my official key turn list, but
105:46I was the same as you though, Craig. I was like, I don't really have like a tight end that I feel super passionately about.
105:53I agree. I mean, the only other guy is like a sleeper for me is Terrence Ferguson for the Rams that you probably don't even need to draft.
106:01I just look at him as I feel like Terrence Ferguson is the best chance of being like the number one tight
106:07end on our waivers ads after week one. And I'm like, you have him as an, but even then, if you're not
106:13a 12 team league, you don't need to roster him.
106:16It's just like a, what if he's the number three option for the Rams?
106:19Uh, but I agree. So maybe, so it's just Bowers and Warren.
106:23I'm fine with that. That represents how we feel.
106:25I agree. Do you not do it with likely?
106:28I'm going to turn him because I feel like what we're saying is we prefer he falls to us, but we're not, he's not a top target.
106:35Yeah. Okay. Uh, so the list overall we have at running back, we have chase Brown, Ken Walker, Derek Henry are our top targets.
106:42We have Deandre Swift. Is that really how we feel now that we've done the rest of these?
106:47I'm going to revoke my T turn. I feel like he's not a top target of mine.
106:51What the fuck? All right. The missiles are in the air, pal.
106:55It's not about that. It's about, it's not about that.
106:57You got to send another missile to shoot down that missile.
107:00Here's why. Here's why I'm going to make you pick.
107:03Here's why Craig on Yahoo. Okay. Cause I'm trying to be consistent here.
107:07Five guys we've talked about are back to back to back to back.
107:10Swift is back to back with a Buka, McLaurin, Luther Burden, Cam Scadaboo, Tyler Warren, and DJ Moore.
107:15We talked about all those guys. I don't want to take Deandre Swift over a Buka, Burden, Scadaboo, or Tyler Warren, or DJ Moore.
107:22I would take him behind all those guys. And therefore I have to revoke it because clearly he's not a turnkey guy for me.
107:28And therefore I have to revoke it. That's fine.
107:31I mean, what am I going to say to that?
107:33I think he's like, I think he's right there with Scadaboo to me.
107:37Like they're in the same tier. I'd rather have McLaurin, but, and it's a guy I want, but I look.
107:43I'm using your people against you. It's just, it's just a cluster of people we like.
107:47All right. He's last, he's last in the group.
107:49I'd rather have a receiver in that part. Cause if we get to running backs early, I'm, I'm hunting for receivers here.
107:55That's upsetting. That's upsetting. Okay. So Swift's off the list.
107:58So we have Brown, Walker, Henry, Chase Brown, Ken Walker, Derek Henry.
108:01Cool. We have three second rounders. All right. We like, we have, I think it's representative.
108:06And then Jonathan Brooks. What were, are we putting the asterisk that it's sleeper where he's 120th, but not necessarily Yahoo where he's 75th.
108:12Yep. Which I think is just like essentially not, not a key turn.
108:16All right. We're revoking that too. I mean, he's played nine carries in three years.
108:20I think, I think the key turns should be guys that we all really strongly feel good about.
108:25And there was definitely some hesitation. I'm strongly curious about Jonathan Brooks.
108:28Sure. I don't feel, I'm very, yeah. Scadaboo. I wish man that shot that down quick.
108:33I know. So we have Jonah Coleman and Chris Rodriguez, but it's really those, those Brown, Walker, Henry.
108:38And then, and then a hundred picks later, it's Coleman and Rodriguez, which I get it.
108:42That feels representative, which we're saying, get run, get two running backs early and then backfill it later.
108:47That's kind of what we're along the way, but the guys we like are early.
108:51Jadarian price. We didn't even talk about them. All right.
108:54That's all right. Receiver. We like the middle round guys.
108:57Receiver. The guys that we key turned are Emeka Buka, Mike Evans, Luther Burden, Quentin Johnson, DJ Moore, Deshaun Stribling.
109:02I like that list. But not AJ Brown, no Watson, no Diggs.
109:05Wait, did we say yes to Devante Smith? No.
109:08I pulled it as Devante Smith because I was like, I realized I was like lying where I'm like, my head is in it.
109:14No Smith, no Watson are the shot. If I hit draft, I'm upset.
109:18Right. So it's a Buka, it's Evans, it's Burden.
109:20And it's Quentin Johnson, it's DJ Moore, it's Stribling.
109:23Quarterbacks, we went with Trevor Lawrence, Justin Herbert, Jalen Hurts.
109:26Yep. Solid. And tight ends, it's just Bowers and Ward.
109:28We're breaking new ground here, guys. Well, so I mean, the lesson here is you start your draft with two running backs.
109:34Yeah. You draft a bunch of receivers between rounds like three to seven.
109:38One of those rounds you dedicate to a quarterback.
109:40And yeah, receivers lose. Like it's really like we're like, get two running backs and then make sure on it.
109:46I mean, we're basically saying get one of the top four tight ends as well.
109:50It's really what we're saying. We're basically saying punt on wide receiver.
109:53We're like, you need to, we want you to.
109:56Not punt. No. I think essential to it is.
109:58Well, if you have to punt one of the categories, it's kind of receiver.
110:02Well, I don't, I guess I don't like the term punt because I think what we're saying is let's say you start running back, running back.
110:09What we're saying is you kind of need five of your next seven picks need to be wide receiver.
110:14But the other two are getting a guy like Lawrence, Herbert or Hurts or like Loveland or Warren.
110:19Or Bowers, I guess, but it's kind of what we're saying.
110:22Yes, but I think, I don't think I'd endorse doing all those things.
110:26If you go running back, running back, and then you get like Loveland Warren, I would be really hesitant if you end
110:32up, if your receivers end up being like DJ Moore and then like Josh Downs and stuff, I think that's really bad.
110:38Like, you know what I mean? Like you don't want to punt on receiver.
110:42Like I think if you go running back, like let's say you get James Cook and Derrick Henry in the first round and the second round.
110:49I don't think you necessarily, if Tyler Warren doesn't fault you, that's fine.
110:52I wouldn't. I agree. I would get, the goal for me is to get Ibuka and Mike Evans and Christian Watson.
110:58And then if DJ Moore isn't there, then like, oh, and Roma Duns.
111:02Like you want five of the top 30 receivers.
111:04I would say the thing to punt on is tight ends.
111:07Like it don't, don't, like I would much rather just go get like a Mecca Ibuka or Mike Evans or something than like reach for Tyler Warren.
111:15If those guys are there, definitely take them. But I would much rather focus on bulking up wide receiver in the middle rounds.
111:21Also, you can't get everything you want. I know.
111:23Maybe you could. You don't want to sacrifice receiver depth, although we're sacrificing receiver top end quality.
111:28And we're trying to just hope, but I think you need to make multiple bets at receiver because there's so many guys we like.
111:35And I do think you need like a bunch of guys in the middle rounds.
111:39Okay. Yeah. Do you guys want to hit a couple other things in news?
111:43What's so funny, DK? I was just thinking about just the arguments, the main arguments.
111:47It's fun. It's good stuff. We're all offended at each other for not turning the key.
111:51Also, please keep email those punishments to the Ringer Fantasy Football League.
111:54We got some good ones. Can I run by a few?
111:57I talked to Cousin Sal today, and I think we have to talk to him about the punishments.
112:02Yeah. He is kind of the punishment guru. He strongly thinks we need to up the game on the punishments.
112:08Of course he does. When people are like, I won't do that, he was like, you don't listen to them.
112:13Okay. He was like, you just listen to when they're like, I won't do that.
112:17And he's like, you want only punishments where people react that way.
112:21They just won't do them, though. But yeah, okay.
112:23That's what Sal said. And so that's what I said.
112:26And Sal was like, bring me in. Sal wants to talk to you guys.
112:30He's going to be the enforcer. Sal said he will be the enforcer and lead public shame campaigns if people refuse.
112:36Okay. So email us more punishments. And Sal's going to have us enforce them.
112:39So email more punishments to RingerFantasyFootballGmail.com. Okay. Thank you, DK.
112:42Thank you, Craig. Thank you, Cam. Thank you, Austin.
112:45Thank you, Nikhil. Thank you, Abu. Thank you, Evan, for listening.
112:48Thank you to Nuclear Submarines for this premise in Seinfeld.
112:50Thank you, Lord! Lord! I'm up, Millennial Bangers. Let's hear it.
112:53Not a pop song, not a rap song. This is from 2004.
112:57This is for the Elder Millennials. This is a rock song that came on the other day where I was out.
113:02And I was like, this song absolutely rocks. Every time it's on, I'm like, I love this song.
113:07I sing along to it. It is Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand.
113:11Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Banger, dude. I need to hear it.
113:14Throw it on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good. Take me out.
113:17Like a white person party anthem or bar anthem.
113:20Yeah, it's like in the Mr. Brightside kind of category for white people bangers.
113:23I Am Who I Am. It's so good. Scottish.
113:26I didn't realize Franz Ferdinand was Scottish, I don't think.
113:29It's a good song. I thought Franz Ferdinand was Austrian.
113:31Oh. Oh my God, yeah, wow. Is that what that song's called?
113:35Holy shit. I was kind of like, what is this song?
113:38And then the chorus hit. I'm like, oh my God.
113:40So good. Yeah. So if you're lonely. That's kind of a one second.
113:44Like the second this comes on, I know it.
113:47I feel like this is a song I've heard in a bunch of TV shows, but they kind of like have it
113:53really low and then they start with the chorus drops and they're kind of, yeah.
113:57Yeah. I thought that was the beginning of the song.
113:59I say you don't know. Don't you know? Yeah, dude, so good.
114:03It's a good song. Know nothing about this band.
114:05Know nothing about any other song they've ever made, but this song rocks.
114:09Yeah, that song's pretty sick. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I wanted to mix it up, you know?
114:13I like that. Should we do touch tunes? Are we doing millennial bangers or are we switching to like, is this more touch tunes?
114:20We got to get to the end of the month.
114:22We're doing millennial bangers summer, September, we can change.
114:25Okay. Touch tunes September. There you go. Rolls off the tongue.
114:28Just flows. Touch tunes fall. All right, friends. You know when you Google something and then you're like, of course that didn't work?
114:34I Googled Franz Ferdinand. Yeah. I don't know why I thought the band would come up.
114:39Yeah. You ever think about how just different the world is now because like Franz Ferdinand took a wrong turn?
114:44Is that the all-time sliding doors that the guy tried to kill them?
114:48Quite literally the all-time leading. I think it's probably one of the top ever sliding doors.
114:52Can you explain for the people who don't know?
114:54Basically, they tried to kill him and started World War I.
114:58It's a funny story, but basically this assassin tried to kill Franz Ferdinand, the Archduke, whatever.
115:02Botch job. In Sarajevo, I want to say. Yeah.
115:04And he couldn't get to him or whatever. The guy took a different route than he was expecting.
115:09So this assassin went to go just have a coffee, dejected at this random spot on a street.
115:14And then Franz Ferdinand's driver took a wrong turn, turned around, came down the street.
115:18This assassin saw him and shot him, started World War I.
115:21And like millions, hundreds, like I don't know, hundreds of millions of people, like chain reaction later being killed in both World War I and World War II.
115:29I mean, because World War II was essentially collateral from World War I.
115:33You know, like Hitler was a World War I vet and he was really upset about how Germany got the shaft in
115:39the Treaty of, I think, Versailles or whatever. And then that was why he started what he was doing.
115:44It's just like a fucking crazy sliding doors thing.
115:46I was trying to make sure. The history of the world is like, this one guy took a wrong turn.
115:52I was trying to make sure that there was no reference to like take me out.
115:56It's like kill me or something, like Franz Ferdinand singing a song called Take Me Out.
116:01But I don't believe there's any connection there. But there is a line, I'm just a shot away from you.
116:06Mm. I think that's gotta be. A little reference.
116:08You think? And history buffs, I'm sorry if I messed up the story slightly, but I think that's kind of the gist.
116:15But yeah, crazy. Franz Ferdinand, Take Me Out. There we go.
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